Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 03- Excess Baggage
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00:00This is yours.
00:01Let's give me your knife, so you don't have to keep coming back.
00:03You don't want me to come back?
00:05I want you to come back.
00:06I feel like a little puppeteer, and I'm like,
00:07dance, boys, dance.
00:09Oh, oh, come on, look at my pitch.
00:11Do you want me to turn off?
00:12Chime.
00:13Oh, for it.
00:14Oh, everyone.
00:15Everyone is so sexy.
00:16Plates, super cold.
00:17It's just freaking me out a little bit.
00:19As I'm getting into this first dinner,
00:20there's a lot of pressure.
00:21Wait, my plating got messed up.
00:22I'll just keep it flat.
00:24But we, as clowns, are just vessels
00:27in search of creative outlets.
00:29Here you go, guys.
00:30This is amazing.
00:31It is.
00:32I can't get the dryer to, like, get the load going.
00:35She just can't quite get it.
00:37I remember to invade these.
00:39Oh.
00:41I don't know what I'm meant to be doing.
00:43I don't know where I'm meant to be.
00:44Oh, my God.
00:45A f***ing jet skis floating away.
00:47Ah, that was my fault.
00:48As a first-time bosun, obviously,
00:50I do want to give Tezza and Christian
00:52the chance to prove they're capable of learning.
00:55Put it on the drum.
00:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57Jesus Christ, boys.
00:58You pull the slack.
00:59Just pull.
01:00Just pull.
01:01I'm pulling, bro.
01:02No, you're not pulling.
01:03I'm f***ing pulling.
01:04Bro, if you really want to f***ing do it,
01:05you can do it your f***ing self.
01:06And then do that.
01:07Just make up your mind.
01:08Don't speak with me.
01:09Don't speak with me.
01:10This is beyond a joke.
01:11You're f***ing pushing my buttons, honestly.
01:13Yeah, does he push?
01:14Jesus.
01:15You're pushing my buttons.
01:16Push the button.
01:17Honestly.
01:19Don't do that.
01:20You don't f***ing know me.
01:21Okay?
01:22Yeah, yeah.
01:23So don't do that.
01:24You're a dangerous man.
01:25All right?
01:26Is that the same?
01:27Don't do that.
01:28You're a dangerous man.
01:29You're telling me to do three things at the same time.
01:31Now I ask you one thing.
01:32F***ing hell.
01:33What's going on?
01:34This guy asked him just to put this,
01:36and I asked him the other way,
01:37doing like a chamois.
01:39Because he's f***ed, bro.
01:40He was not dry here?
01:41He was dry.
01:42Okay, so why are you going to dry something dry?
01:44I just asked you.
01:45Because he was watermarks.
01:46Since two days,
01:47every time we're asking you something,
01:48there's always a reason.
01:49Literally.
01:50You're here?
01:51I asked you to put the cover.
01:52Wait, wait, wait.
01:53Stop, stop.
01:54F*** my man.
01:55Stop.
01:56Jesus f***ing Christ.
01:57Let's keep it professional.
01:58Finish our job.
01:59When you're off the boat,
02:00have a conversation.
02:01But for now,
02:02get that on.
02:03Go get changed,
02:04and we'll get ready to go.
02:05Oh, that's true, man.
02:06It's definitely a clash of egos,
02:07but they're not actually alpha mints.
02:09They aren't lions.
02:10They're behaving like f***ing cats.
02:12Tez, what the f*** was that?
02:14Honestly.
02:15I just want them to drop their ego,
02:17and just get on with it.
02:19F*** me a f***.
02:20We've done a charter.
02:22I'm going to get so drunk tonight.
02:25Same.
02:26We can vomit in the same toilet.
02:27Shall we?
02:28It'll be romantic.
02:29Hi, baby.
02:30I'm on my way to work.
02:31I miss you.
02:32I'm so cute.
02:33Like, in such a sexy wife,
02:35I'm so in love way.
02:37Call me when you can.
02:38I love you.
02:39I finished the head in the double,
02:40so if you want to look at it
02:41and point out things
02:42that you want to see better.
02:43Oh, yes.
02:44Are you going to get a nap before today?
02:45No.
02:46I've got to wash my hand.
02:47Got mixed up.
02:48They're called sexy.
02:49Those are hand towels.
02:50So you only really need one hand towel out,
02:52and then the rest can be stored.
02:53Now that I see this,
02:54I'm going to hit this again.
02:55Yeah, you see it's all this, like, smokeyness.
02:57Stick to alcohol for this,
02:58or actual window cleaner.
03:00I feel so determined to get V up to speed
03:03because a stronger team means more cold, hard cash.
03:09You know, I've got a wedding coming up.
03:11We're doing repairs on the house.
03:13I've got a mortgage.
03:14I need to, like, paint the house.
03:17Scott, painting the bedrooms.
03:21Paint's expensive.
03:23All right, knock off.
03:24Yeah, it looks good.
03:25Well, it looks good.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27Quick, go do your makeup.
03:28Yeah, let's get ready.
03:30All crew, be ready to go in one hour.
03:33What's going to happen tonight?
03:34I'm going for cuisine, you know?
03:36Of course.
03:37How do you in here?
03:38So hot.
03:43Look at you.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Is there ass with chaps?
03:46Yes.
03:47Look at what I'm going to whip out at some point.
03:48You're a hairy boss.
03:49Oh, my God, yeah.
03:50I can teabag you.
03:52Oh, yeah.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:55All right, let's go.
03:58Don't get my nuts in the chopper.
04:00I've got a finger up the ass there.
04:03For the first time ever.
04:04Yeah, that's a body up.
04:06Beautiful crew.
04:07Oh, la, la.
04:08Cheers.
04:09Cheers, cheers.
04:10I live.
04:15Off we go.
04:16First charter, and I think you and Christian are going to rep each other's.
04:20Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:21Every time we ask him something, he always found you something to say, you know?
04:25So I went...
04:26Oh, no.
04:27That didn't happen.
04:28Well, that's leather, so that's good.
04:30No, it's...
04:31Is there a tissue in the front there?
04:32I don't...
04:33It looks like you pee yourself.
04:34No.
04:35What should we do in this situation right now?
04:36No.
04:37That's a question for me.
04:38Are we?
04:39That's a question for me.
04:40We don't have any time to train, so if you're not up to it, you have to go.
04:45But we need to give them a little moment to show us that they're up to it.
04:55And remember that not everyone is quite as talented as I am.
04:58Well, that's true.
04:59It is hard though.
05:00I don't think of it where it's hard in my life.
05:03Downtown Barcelona.
05:04Let's go, Guapo.
05:05Come here, you're my baby, QG.
05:08Oh, there's a French.
05:09Yeah, if we marry you, you get the green cards.
05:11I want a big ring.
05:12Makes us pretty charming.
05:13It's a good looking deck, we're in fairness.
05:15If Nathan just swoop inside, you're gonna lose it.
05:19Asia, I don't lose.
05:21Because of what I went through with you last season.
05:24You're my boy.
05:25Come here, you're my boy.
05:26Come here, you're my boy.
05:27Come here.
05:30I want casual.
05:31Casual is exactly what I like.
05:33I'm a bossing on the boat.
05:35But when I'm in the club, I'm a playboy.
05:37Nothing's off the cards.
05:40After you.
05:42Daddy's first.
05:43F*** you.
05:44This is sexy.
05:46So cool.
05:48Have fun.
05:50Jesus Christ.
05:52How did I end up sitting across to him?
05:55Nathan is down there with the girl and me.
05:57I'm still babysitting with this giant baby.
05:59F***.
06:00What did I do wrong?
06:01It appears so past her.
06:03Can I get non-alcoholic beer, please?
06:05Yes.
06:08Thank you so much.
06:09She's up to you, guys.
06:10Cheers to Chadawai.
06:11Cheers, guys.
06:12Cheers, guys.
06:13Cheers, guys.
06:14Hi, bro.
06:15We're done for the first after.
06:16Oh, I just want to f***ing put it on my head.
06:18Oh.
06:20Oh, that wasn't meant to happen.
06:22Tell me about your actions.
06:24Really?
06:25The most recent one was last season.
06:28We're, like, best friends.
06:29And, yeah, I just can't f*** it up.
06:31Oh.
06:32R.I.P.
06:33So after here, where do you go next?
06:34I want to do, like, a hypnosis clinic.
06:37How long have you been doing it for?
06:38I did learn for five months therapy hypnosis.
06:42And one moment, I swear, a f***ing came to me last.
06:45You will do hypnosis now.
06:46Mmm, just shut up, shut up, shut up.
06:48Can you hit inside me?
06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50With hypnosis, you can give orgasm to people.
06:53He thinks he's better than everyone else.
06:55Like, most French.
06:57You seem like a super-chilled, happy kind of guy.
07:00Do you want to do a vajazzle with me?
07:02What's that?
07:03It's a vagina dazzle.
07:04What, you put, like, diamonds on your pussy?
07:05You put diamonds on your vagina.
07:07I just had a little love part of gems.
07:09I thought you were all about a wee club.
07:10Personally, I thought you put a lot of vajazzle.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Not, like, up in it.
07:14Just on the muff.
07:15Muff diamonds.
07:16Because he's definitely terrible.
07:20I might give you a vado.
07:22I would do a sparkly cobra.
07:24And that would be a pizzazzle.
07:27You're in dirty, aren't you?
07:28Thanks.
07:29You're welcome.
07:31Are you so in love?
07:32Huh?
07:33With who?
07:34My, like, gentleman at home.
07:37A gentleman at home?
07:39Have you said that over?
07:40Yeah.
07:41I forced it out of him.
07:42I was like, do you love me then?
07:43That's it.
07:44I just love, love.
07:45Really?
07:46Holy s**t, she's a boyfriend.
07:48That's f**king bizarre.
07:50Oh, f**k, that sucks.
07:51She went, like, too far away of flirting with everyone to announce now that she have a boyfriend.
08:02Cheers to that.
08:03Not done.
08:04Not done.
08:05Not done.
08:06Not done.
08:07Not done.
08:08Not done.
08:09Not done.
08:10Not done.
08:11Coming up.
08:12You say yesterday to Tessa to not do this part, right?
08:13That I don't remember.
08:14Is that not normal that you don't remember washing a boat?
08:16You're throwing him overboard.
08:17You're a f**king child.
08:18Now he's your last time.
08:24Have you said that over?
08:25Yeah.
08:26I forced it out of him.
08:27I was like, do you love me then?
08:28That's it.
08:29I just love, love.
08:30Really?
08:31Cheers to that.
08:32Nathan, do you have a cigarette?
08:34Why not?
08:35Let's go.
08:36Where the boys go?
08:37Are they having a little powwow?
08:38Oh, yeah, they went for a ciggy.
08:39Does she have a boyfriend, Kizzy?
08:40Lads.
08:41I don't know.
08:42Let's not believe it.
08:43Create your own reality, bro.
08:44Exactly.
08:45Yeah.
08:46I think you guys have more chances with Bea.
08:48She has a really good body.
08:49You're interested?
08:50The guy's just pretty cool, you know?
08:52See what happens.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Dude, it's a deck team meeting that I'm not a part of.
08:56Yeah!
08:57How's the deck team?
08:58It's concerning that it's cracking so early.
09:01Do you know what I mean?
09:02I know.
09:03That's what's stressing me out.
09:04Do you reckon it's rectifiable?
09:05I'm just happy it's not me.
09:06Bro, can you punch me on my shoulder, please?
09:09I really want, like, we succeed into males that can communicate together.
09:14How about put it into a hug instead?
09:16No punching.
09:17Hug it out.
09:18Yeah?
09:19There you go.
09:20That's better than a punch, isn't it?
09:22A good hug.
09:24Growing up, I used to solve my problems with being physical.
09:28Last time I got in a fight was, like, two years ago.
09:30I was in Sydney.
09:32You know, a lot of guys being stupid and drunk.
09:35I was minding my own business.
09:37And then this guy was walking towards me.
09:40And he just grabs my nose.
09:42And he's just like, I got your nose.
09:45And I just turn and I punch him in the nose.
09:49And I was like, and I got f***ing yours.
09:52Boom.
09:53Knock him out.
09:54So, if this is an apology from Max, then, okay, I'll take it.
09:57Because I'm gonna put my job in jeopardy.
10:00I'm doing everything I can to just calm down myself
10:02and just not do something stupid.
10:04Right.
10:05Come on.
10:06Where's your guy?
10:07Back in England.
10:08It's new.
10:09My game was my last boat with three STDs.
10:11What?
10:12What?
10:13I'm sorry, too.
10:14Hang on.
10:15Three at a separate time?
10:16No, it's enough.
10:17Three at the same time.
10:18What?
10:19You did one of them.
10:20No, I didn't have to clap.
10:22You didn't work.
10:24Fresh.
10:25Fresh.
10:27Come on.
10:28I don't have anything anymore.
10:29You ready to party?
10:30Of course.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Life is good, bro.
10:34You ready to party?
10:36Hey!
10:37That's what?
10:38I have to dance with kissing.
10:39This is my objective tonight.
10:40This is disco.
10:41Hey!
10:42That's us!
10:43Yay!
10:44We are ready to mingle!
10:45Let's get stupid, bro!
10:47To pay some serenity.
10:48Pay some serenity.
10:49Pay some serenity.
10:50Woo!
10:51I wanna go dance.
10:58Like this, yeah.
10:59Then again.
11:00Stop!
11:01I'm going to fall in love, bro!
11:02Just biting the sorcery.
11:03Look at this!
11:04Woo!
11:05Woo!
11:06Is your boyfriend worried?
11:07Um, before I left, he was.
11:08He touched me completely.
11:09We have a Latino on!
11:10Yay!
11:11I don't mind touching it!
11:12I wish I was your hand hair.
11:13I'm, like, not being a very flirty person, but also I love connections.
11:15Do you want to...
11:16It's, like, a bit bitter.
11:17It's, like, a bit bitter.
11:18I'm ready to bite anything.
11:19No!
11:20Thank you for sharing.
11:21I want to, like, embrace people.
11:22I want to, like, embrace people.
11:23I want to, like, help people.
11:24I want to, like, have conversations and feelings.
11:26People.
11:27Because I love that.
11:28Yeah.
11:29You guys?
11:30Okay.
11:31Now I...
11:32No!
11:33No!
11:34No!
11:35No!
11:36No!
11:37No!
11:38No!
11:39No!
11:40No!
11:41No!
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:45No!
11:46No!
11:47No!
11:48No!
11:49Oh, my gosh!
11:51I need to teach a prick.
11:52Yeah!
11:53Do this way, do it!
11:55Do it, do it, do it!
11:57Yes!
11:58Yeah, do it!
11:59Yeah!
12:00Do it, do it!
12:01Yeah!
12:02Yeah!
12:03Woo!
12:04Do it!
12:05Yeah!
12:06Yeah!
12:07Come on, really?
12:08Do it!
12:09Yes!
12:10Woo!
12:11encourage that's work she already put like the fire on the powder the male
12:16are about to explode those moves and oh my god cheers to that
12:25oh that's what we're talking about i've been told i've been a naughty girl oh we all knew this
12:40are we gonna go back home i'm gonna go swim let's go come on give a wee margin make performance
12:48i'm with a two
12:49oh no that's your ex-girlfriend's name that's her instagram this is hot you can follow her
12:58i'm gonna fall off the jacuzzi okay let's go i need my phone okay let's get to the jacuzzi baby
13:05where are you going let's take time away man he's gonna be like get to bed yay yay hey babes
13:13yay yay oh oh man tell me you're a lucky guy hey yeah she's a keeper we're gonna go in the hot tub
13:21i'm gonna go in the hot tub bro what the
13:23what the
13:25the guys are beautiful stunning gorgeous i need to shave my legs as we talk before i shave
13:30um she's thirsty oh
13:33why are you not getting pets look at these
13:36she's in love with the guys but she wants to be single how top is that bro
13:40is he himself you're a boyfriend or
13:43stop that let me hypnotize you okay let's go first we're just going to settle in the trance
13:49you're breathing in and breathing out
13:53i'm going to go to bed i'm gonna love you good night hello hello are you sleeping
13:59sleeping oh i'm so tired like sleeping get no rest you know yeah it's okay i know but i'm in go mode
14:12i will press press press more and one one two one and you go sleep down down down
14:16completely relax completely relaxing and now every time we tell you to do something with the lines
14:22and defenders you will do so
14:27oh man i have to be up in eight hours
14:36off that's crow's feet cheeky bastard last season i had an amazing girl i cared about we had an amazing
14:42deck team and a great bond within the team you're the best you're the best no you're the best
14:48and i don't have that feeling this year and i think a major part of that is not having gail around
14:53there's like a slight hole in my heart yeah but i'm trying not to show it because i things up
14:58and i think it's just time to move on to a new chapter
15:02yeah
15:09coming up where's he put on the foil board look at it holy shesus he's floating away christian
15:15um go help them tess and christian have no idea what they're doing
15:19nathan nathan go back to the turn as a mess it's ridiculous christ
15:35oh god i feel like i'm over i don't feel like i'm a little tired i'm just feeling a bit sleepy
15:49morning captain good morning good morning captain good morning jesse good morning darling
15:56deck team deck team let's have a meeting come to the main deck radio going into this next charger i want
16:03everyone to show way more urgency so as soon as we're slowing down franker i want people in the
16:08lies start to organize the inflatables get everything out and obviously time management job lists need to
16:15be done you got up and none of us was done yeah i told you something was wrong my reference point
16:20is going to be max if i asked max to tell you something please do it okay yeah thank you for that
16:28no worries the first the first charter tezza came on late she was sick oh what are we gonna do
16:35i came on late i was sick hello captain where are you i got food poisoning going into the second
16:41charter we all know the boat we're all healthy i'm now it's time to actually do our job and do it
16:48well we have no more excuses good luck with this charter guys we'll smash it this morning just sat in
16:55the cabins and just try and get as much of the boat done as possible all right let's go you know
17:01what's down number two
17:08see like this yeah thanks a bit you're doing good work here
17:14pissing me off smudging yeah hello next charter already i'll get the girls that crew come to the
17:21the bridge for a prepper sheet me coffee on our way girls and josh meet in the dining room coffee
17:27coffee what do we got on the menu charter two his name is jack a prominent sydney socialite oh jack
17:34i've had him when i worked in australia how is he a little bit specific so he wants a pinata actually
17:40made of chocolate jack said that he would love if one of the deckhands could breathe in his ear
17:46enjoy your meal so jack and his friends katarina eleanor her fiance sam taylor simon with his
17:54girlfriend adina and mickey have been traveling through europe for the past six weeks upon arrival
18:00jack would like the stews to unpack for him and katarina so day one's water toys wave runners you're
18:06gonna get your jam down for dinner white party pad within truffle focused menu all right truffles you
18:12have to put them with stuff that really works with them or they can taste kind of flat like two
18:17spanish themed a fine dining tasting menu of six to eight courses be the chef's choice for eight
18:22courses every single dish is a lot of little things done well so there's a lot of work that's needed
18:27for each dinner huge amounts just hope i can get all that done in the time very awesome thank you very
18:32much see you big tour nathan can you come on the dock oh no wait this place can you wipe that up water
18:42marks yeah yeah no worries please copy oh no no that hasn't been risked at all what's up bro captain just
18:51pointed this out so when we do the overboards make sure we're scrubbing get the hose out and just do
18:57from the railing up to here yeah prioritize this it's frustrating hey babe do you want me to give a
19:03little vacuuming does it need it some spots can get a little bit all right thank you hi cap hey i got
19:09them to scrub the hole as much of the scrub as we can from yeah the deck how do you feel about your crew
19:17i saw you meeting with them yeah i liked it christian has a lot to learn but tessa
19:22talked into a proper washstand as well we'll get there hopefully max yesterday when um you went
19:29to do the bow christian said that we weren't washing the outboards
19:35have you already done outboards haven't done outward because i don't think we did the other
19:39side i think we'll just rinse okay christian christian for max where are you uh i'm in front
19:44of the bridge i know you want perfection yeah but when you're showing people how to do this people
19:51follow you hey bro uh i start to be really mad you start to piss the out why you didn't do the
19:58outboard on the side yeah we did it we rinse it you say yesterday to tessa to not do this part right
20:04no i didn't bro this is dirty when you're a bosun you have a lot more responsibility and yeah
20:09i need you to show me you can do this yeah okay great thank you all right thank you captain but i didn't
20:15tell her not to do it okay but you didn't do it ah i remember is that not normal that you don't
20:21remember that you didn't do a step of washing a boat is that your job man yeah we'll do it it's
20:26okay it's not okay man it's okay it's okay oh i mean this is not too good to raise the yeah the
20:32volcano inside me man don't tell me it's okay let it explode oh la la what the bro you want to insult
20:38me you respect me max is like napoleon he's a big ego i'm the unofficial leader i want to grab max by the
20:46neck and throwing him overboard like me out if you respect people at least say sorry man you're a
20:52child now is the last time man you're a child yeah i'm a child you know like you can show that you
21:04are like someone mature that is 34 years old and respect those other people just to say at least
21:08i'm sorry you know that's right for what bro so is that we have to take your back and losing time
21:13because you don't know how to i was with tes i honestly don't remember we brush it to be honest
21:17you understand how like i don't remember logic is the thing is that for you to jump on the port side
21:23uh yes i'm just gonna finish it will take 10 minutes copy i need to come down
21:28stress a lot going on in my mind right now papas get ready to be running up and down those stairs
21:32oh we did a rock and roll hey bro don't call me bro anymore bro really yeah yeah all this job is
21:39because of you bro this waste of energy is because of you it's terrible jesus christ why hasn't it
21:45happened again lads one more argument yeah before we start charter i swear to god yeah i'm going
21:51straight to the captain right yeah yeah i hope for the sake of my insanity they drop their egos stop
21:59getting at each other and we'll be a big happy family this entire charter no arguments yeah no let's be
22:05professional all crew all crew please get into your whites guests arrival at 15 minutes give the
22:10call taz let's go guests are coming please come to the dock i'm ready for that espresso martini
22:19oh my gosh it's gonna be a tough one here we go hi jack nice to meet you hello nice to meet you
22:26welcome to motor yacht bravado asha's gonna take you on board and show you around sounds good yay oh
22:34we're excited welcome to bravado thank you so much you'll love you'll love you yeah great i'm scared
22:43already here is the primary boy beautiful you've got a whole gym here you've got your clothing right
22:51there oh yeah i will warn you i've brought a lot i know you did take the hard rocks in here how many
22:57are we talking seven seven having guests like these they're very specific with what they like so i hope
23:05that kizzy and b can keep up deliver the standard which i really need to give them
23:10oh that's a suit yeah 40 kinds of shoes with me oh gosh
23:18okay nathan nathan i will be on the port wing station copy
23:23tessa yeah that's making the lines yeah nice you're on the bar by yourself you can be on starboard side
23:30okay up here is the sunday this is beautiful wow that's gonna be fun so we're gonna do spanish
23:36tapas lunch today oh this is mental deck crew deck crew drop starboard ground line copy that
23:43dropping our stern nice now there's so much luggage for the masters i'm gonna done thank you great
23:49attitude we're clear to move on the stern great you could drop the poor ground line
23:54all right okay this is gonna take me forever can you help me because i don't know if i can carry
24:02this yeah yeah no leave it leave it leave it the meters starboard side thanks nathan i'm all set
24:10i've never cleaned this many clothes in my life they really want me to do so much of the laundry
24:14i feel like i'm more proactive this charter because i kind of already have an idea down like all right this
24:18is what we do in the mornings this is what we do in afternoons turning it up turning it down laundry it was kind of
24:23fun though seeing like what weird people have and be like huh i didn't even know that existed let's
24:28be nice i'm like a sponge absorbing all the information i really enjoyed spongebob as a kid you
24:33know in spain it's called bob is fun hat that was such an intrusive thought okay i don't even have
24:38coat on this there's a bunch of laundry in that bag i actually don't think we're gonna have enough
24:42simon's just fun it's just a mate oh thank you christian all right thank you christian really good
24:49oh here we can start left and fenders so are you ready for lunch time i'm starving i'm scared asha
24:55why it's paella if i that like that's everything you'll be fine there's like a nervous energy within
25:01josh but i think chefs always are a bit neurotic girls girls can you leave there for a second and
25:07help run plates coffee but i worry about what will actually happen when he fully burns out
25:13because yeah i need you absolutely babes um it just becomes like the shining
25:20yes yeah i see do the guests need breakfast
25:29so once we have the lanes done you can eat the two of you scan oh both of us no fake
25:34okay okay i'm so hungry i could literally pass out good afternoon guys how are you i'm starving nice
25:43starving okay well everything on this table is from spain it looks amazing thank you chef no
25:49way thank you beautiful jack your boy needs a drink yeah sure wow success yes
25:56oh jesus it's really good yeah can we take like you're looking back no 2 am i feel like we'll want
26:05some chicken how was it beautiful oh good deck crew deck crew get ready on the anchor copy deck team get
26:12the naughty boys out and start inflating so we're prepared drop the anchor two shackles
26:16all right thank you are we going jet skiing let's get ready holy bear while the time wait is this
26:32i'm ready yeah let's do it let's go max we're going to launch the tender christian yeah you're in charge
26:37of sorts of knowledge right now keep an eye on the guests yeah tell them how to use the c-bob as well no
26:42worries no no make sure the guests are safe wearing life jackets helmets if they go on the e-foils
26:52is that it before yeah you'll get it
27:02it looks like he's reading a manual or something how to make it go okay so let's get rid of this
27:07just make sure because that will blow away yeah yeah sorry okay where's he going on the foil board
27:14look at it holy jesus he's floating away is there the foil is he waving
27:24i don't know if i should get on the radio and like announce that there's a guest floating to china
27:29no i'm not in charge christian go help them nathan nathan go back to stern there's a mask it's
27:36ridiculous christ tess and christian have no idea what they're doing we have to have eyes on guests
27:43at all times that's embarrassing it's stressing me out god this is a
27:48your mouth cue bay watch music i just drifted out and i'm like oh well it's not anybody
27:55is it to really see have we done it yeah
28:00there's so much going on what's this did you get an induction on it no i didn't you just
28:05i feel like i'm at school and getting in trouble for something but why am i getting the blame for
28:14this this is a collective problem do you want to take it up here or i'll put it in the water yeah
28:20how did the unpacking go was it fine it was just a lot me what the annoying just figuring everything
28:27out it's probably easy for nathan to put the blame on all of us but like there's just no nothing's
28:32been put in place there's the hose so just pop the hose in tells that there's a job list on the
28:37bridge if you can tell chris no worries good night whatever i want way more urgency as soon as we're
28:45slowing for anger i want people starting to organize the inflatables the platforms he's just so oblivious
28:51to the big picture you can never leave those two alone no i'm sorry it is dangerous what's happening
28:56is this attached yeah it is attached how's it going out there absolute show that is an absolute
29:02show i mean we need to have eyes we need to look around us and see what's going on something
29:07needs to change and it needs to change fast pull a finger out of our ass and get on with it we're
29:12looking like an amateurs so one person in here starting out this the other person on the swim
29:17platform at all times just get it organized i want to have my teams back but it's starting to be
29:23difficult it's just a nightmare i do need to make sure that he's happy but i don't even
29:43know what szechuan chicken is soy sauce salt and flour how long does it take to cook chicken
29:49all i've been thinking about is chicken
29:54getting ready for the white party do you have anything in laundry or are you free no i'm perfect
29:58no it's not everything tonight what cutlery do you need it's got a piece of fish on it
30:03where's that so nice and full with california everywhere tonight the guests requested a truffle forward
30:10menu truffles are a luxury ingredient but when you actually think about the truffle it is of the
30:16street it's from the ground it's from the dirt same as the blues you know i've done too many psychedelics
30:28yes actually they help in terms of creativity because when you take mushrooms you've raised your
30:33consciousness you've raised your frequency and you're now seeing everything that's actually there
30:38and it's all just kind of energetic around you this is trippy i sound like a right hippie right now
30:46wow you made those didn't you yeah i make everything yeah impressive i'll look like kim
30:51kata film darling that looks good how's it going great i think we're set up with dinner i think we're
30:57done awesome i ain't sure you're gonna love this table we're actually really proud of it oh you're
31:02being so good at things when i was young i always knew i was gonna be a star i danced from the age of three
31:08up until i was 18 and then i did it professionally so i'm used to being crazy and i still want to be
31:13noticed for the work that i'm putting in maybe i'll end up with two superstars this season
31:20if anyone can be a superstar then i don't want it
31:24all right good to go i'm excited for truffle and caviar this look all right yeah ready
31:32mm-hmm what are you doing oh look at my bowling i could not do that i don't know a single one of
31:37those i was just a jack stew on 100th backyard i don't want to see it for too long in case like the
31:41guests come up and then we're like hello hello how are you so good
31:48yeah that was good you see nice job oh my god
31:53just just all geese on sunday copy so you can go there jobless will be in the bridge yeah there'll be a
31:59list biggest thing refuel the jessies yeah see you in the morning night oh come on josh man are you
32:06just staring at your drink i'm like sizing it up girls girls and christian would you mind coming to
32:12the galley now coming up all right and is there anyone that could take the bin yeah all right so i can go
32:18and put down yeah the best truffle all right yum truffle i'm gonna take this one okay all right
32:25i love truffle bra
32:29oh thank you thank you thank you thank you where's this new truffle
32:35god can you run downstairs and grab it it's frustrating something so simple gets missed all
32:41right so i can go and put down yeah josh come on get it together i do have trouble coming for you
32:48sorry uh so here's a butternut squash risotto truffles caviar roasted sea bass parmesan mascarpone uh
32:56yeah enjoy guys i'm just gonna get you some trouble thank you sorry oh there's none
33:03really did more yeah no man you didn't have any truffle oh my god no why you don't have truffle you
33:12don't get it he's not lifting containers guys watch out watch out watch out watch out where's that
33:18truffle uh uh yeah oh today how is the dinner pretty good still waiting for the truffle i'm so sorry
33:27bad boy can you wash him some dishes you'll do a little what this yes i've got one more here that's
33:31what we like to see facts facts facts facts facts facts cool forest bad bad boy bad
33:38apologies with that oh that's a little mistake there guys sorry oh thank you thank you guys oh amazing
33:43how is it it's delicious you know everything's homemade good he made the pasta he makes fresh bread
33:55every morning was really good and it's so beautiful as well enjoy the rest of your meal
34:00okay
34:09have a heart please okay
34:16thank you very much my pleasure hey so could i please have a little caviar bump with some vodka
34:21all right yeah why are you naked in the pantry i'm going into make some breathing work and do it a lot
34:28i meditate yeah because you stress out too much yeah because you don't stress enough
34:34no it's like supposed to be a whole big big bumpy boy
34:40i think if i did a bump that big i would never wake up
34:44could i please have one more that's nice where's my vodka i'm wide awake i could go into where's the
34:51beef there from here i'm tired i'm trying to cause a bit more of a stir up darling oh jack he's putting
34:58it away i'm going to bed you guys are all appalling i'm appalled i'm gonna go thank you so much for
35:06all your hard work today so we are sandy we can go on a jet ski that's your job list for tonight k2r food
35:13stains around the table there's a jacuzzi clean it there's a ring around it yeah make sure that
35:20job less has been done a lot of mistakes being made yeah yeah cheers man just chill it's no big deal
35:26nice nice would you like a bottle of water i'm not ready to go to bed i think i need a snack and um
35:36szechuan chicken i think they're crisps i really need a szechuan chicken is there any alternative
35:42all i can think about is chicken i'll have a look okay this guy is paying a lot of money to be here
35:48so i do need to make sure that he's happy but i don't even know what szechuan chicken is can you google
35:52how to make szechuan chicken how do you spell it s-e-s-h-w-a-n or s-e-c-h-w-a-n okay i need soy
36:02sauce salt paper powder and flour i also don't want to use any stress stuff and then him be like i
36:06needed that yeah yeah yeah szechuan is like light and healthy but it's fried chicken right i actually
36:12don't even think he wants that on chicken he wants to see me jump through hoops and do backflips
36:17i love going above and beyond i will do it how long does it take to cook chicken
36:2110 minutes yeah i don't want to cook them bro and give them food poisoning yeah do the job list
36:26okay i'm gonna put the chicken away then we've got chili for lunch i'm gonna check the crew fridge
36:34how the do this work
36:39i actually think he's too drunk to even notice
36:41hello are you joking me coming up this guy's fighting alive he's stuck out there my man he's
36:53stuck we'll get a deckhand floating away on a jet ski i'm a dead end and i don't know what to do about
37:00us the current's going that way so he's pushing him away i'm ready for the jet ski we may not get the jet
37:05so
37:15oh
37:17oh
37:19oh
37:23oh
37:25oh
37:27oh
37:29oh
37:31Oh, my God.
37:37Oh, jeez.
37:42Oh, fuck.
37:45Infillagicals, they're on the jubblest, motherfuckers.
37:52Let's go.
37:54Morning.
37:55What time did you stay up till?
37:56Well, it's been at 1.30.
37:58And what time did you get up?
37:59I started at 5.
38:00You're doing okay?
38:03I'm good.
38:04Bloody machine.
38:07Good morning.
38:08How are you going?
38:10Breakfast is set.
38:11You're amazing.
38:14Go me, okay.
38:16Cool.
38:17Good morning.
38:18How are you doing?
38:18Another day.
38:19What's wrong?
38:21Morning.
38:22How's it going?
38:23How are you feeling?
38:24Ready for activities.
38:26It's tough.
38:26Your job is tough.
38:27You deal with a lot of personalities, motivation.
38:32But, I mean...
38:33It has its rewards.
38:34It does, yeah.
38:35It definitely does.
38:36Do you want a cup of tea?
38:37No, thanks.
38:38So English.
38:40Where are you from?
38:41I'm Australia.
38:41Yeah.
38:41I haven't lived there much, though.
38:44No?
38:44No.
38:45I went to school in Bali.
38:47And then I moved to Canada.
38:48That's f***ing cool.
38:49Yeah, it was weird.
38:51I went to an international school with my little brother for, like, my high school.
38:54Growing up there, it was definitely weird.
38:56Like, you're clubbing when you're, like, 12 years old.
38:58Like, I got all my tattoos when I was, like, 15.
39:01There's no rules whatsoever.
39:02Was it, like, real school?
39:04Or, like...
39:04Yeah, it was an international school.
39:06Did you say, was it, like, huts?
39:08When you mix all of that together...
39:10Like, of course I was a troublemaker as a kid.
39:13I was, like, a free parent's nightmare.
39:16I need to speed up.
39:18I don't want to get shaked.
39:20I'm hungry.
39:21Christian, we're towing down the inflatables now.
39:24Get these toys inflated as quickly as possible.
39:27Copy.
39:27I need my radio.
39:29I'm going to start running some plates out now.
39:31Yeah, cherry tomatoes, bacon, and rosteas.
39:33Top.
39:34Take this to the stern.
39:35Some potato rosteas.
39:36Christian, I'm going to throw the chair, because it won't fit down the stairs.
39:40Hey, can you run breakfast plates out?
39:42Copy.
39:42Okay, you ready?
39:45Maybe catch it.
39:47Oh, wow, these look so good.
39:49Yeah.
39:50Oh, f***.
39:51I need water.
39:52It's so delicious.
39:54I'm back, baby.
39:55How's the trash in there?
39:57Fall.
39:57I have a little bag that you wanted to chuck trash in there.
40:00Love to.
40:00And look how much quicker we're getting through cabins.
40:02We really are.
40:03Let's launch this jet ski.
40:05Yeah.
40:05Time for some swimming.
40:06All right, coming up, guys.
40:08Get my kini on.
40:09Keep it parallel to the boat, yeah?
40:12Good job.
40:15Well done, bro.
40:16Does anyone want anything?
40:18An espresso martini, but with tequila?
40:20Yeah.
40:21Okay, unhook the straps.
40:22Are you going to turn it on?
40:24No, no.
40:24No, not unhook.
40:25Unhook.
40:26Wow.
40:27See, that's why I said wear a helmet.
40:31Ah.
40:32Okay, coming up.
40:34Espresso martini with the tequila.
40:36Tequila is always a better idea.
40:37I've never done that before.
40:39I've never been on a jet ski.
40:48That brings us into bow.
40:49Yeah.
40:50Tez, Tez, if you can patch a rope to the naughty boys so they can pull themselves on the platform.
40:56Copy.
40:56Which blind did you want me to use?
40:58Just a black lane that's in there.
40:59The ones that we use protecting the platforms together.
41:06Copy.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07Why is that guy on the jet ski?
41:11I reckon one of our deckhands is heading to that town over there.
41:15How did that happen?
41:19This guy's floating away.
41:20God, he's stuck out there.
41:21My man, he's stuck.
41:23The current's going that way, so he's pushing him away.
41:25We'll get a deckhand floating away on a jet ski.
41:27What are you going to do about that, Nathan?
41:29F***ing me, boys.
41:30Having my own team member float away on a jet ski.
41:34That's a whole new ballgame.
41:36Christian.
41:36Christian, Christian.
41:37Christian, Christian.
41:39Trying to starboard.
41:40But he doesn't.
41:41Christian, wait.
41:43Wait for me.
41:44Oh, my God.
41:45I've tried motivating them and teaching them, but they're just dead weight.
41:51I'm at a dead end, and I don't know what to do about it.
41:55I'm ready for the jet ski.
41:56We may not get the jet ski.
42:00Next on Below Deck Med.
42:01Eight courses in a creme brulee last course.
42:03We have a request.
42:05We'll have a little chicken.
42:06Are you f***ing mental?
42:07The gas, don't let them go.
42:08No, because we've been drinking.
42:09What if you just put your feet?
42:11No, he's f***ing.
42:13There's a bastard.
42:14Talk to me, Nathan.
42:15Focus on your team.
42:16Yeah, no, no, no.
42:17Just do the stopping line.
42:18F*** you, bro.
42:19You tell me, f*** you again, and you'll see what happens.
42:21Are you f***ing serious?
42:23The Deck Team is total chaos.
42:24This is your call, Nathan.
42:26Who are you going to let go?
42:27아�hire Dunham initiative.
42:28No, no, no, no.
42:29So it would be great for you.
42:30It's not just a full charge.
42:31Do I love you?
42:32He's far low.
42:32Should we give it to?
42:33No, no.
42:34NoPay sabia.
42:34This is your call.
42:34If you put a lot of fire so I'll be fine.
42:36Do it.
42:36It's my point.
42:37You're gonna let me geo-
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