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00:06Oh, my God.
00:07I have the best idea.
00:08Okay.
00:09Aerial advertising.
00:10So you want to do a loop?
00:14Turns out we didn't do a great job of disappearing cash.
00:17One of the crocs we fed him to exploded.
00:21They found a hand inside the croc.
00:24I think he might have been killed and fed to the croc to cover it up.
00:28There's a tragedy to losing in an accident like...
00:32I want you to bring me every fucking asshole who wanted cash to eat.
00:37The spray tan made me feel a bit cocky.
00:40Spray tan?
00:42Tense form.
00:43So what do we do about our American friends?
00:46Good fucking question.
00:58I'm working at my job.
00:59Yeah, that's right.
01:00I'm working at my job.
01:01I'm completing all the tasks that are assigned by my boss.
01:07I'm working at my boss.
01:09I'm working at my job.
01:10Yeah, that's right.
01:11I'm working at my job.
01:12I'm completing all the tasks that are assigned by my boss.
01:17I'm working at my job.
01:18I'm completing all the tasks that are assigned by my boss.
01:25I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working at my job.
01:36I do it every day in exchange for pay.
01:40I'm working on a raise.
01:42I sleep in eight hours.
01:43Hi, my name is Joyce Davis.
01:44I'm a reporter with the girl.
01:45More or less same.
01:48I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working on my job.
01:57I'm working on my posture.
01:59I'm cordial and bright.
02:01Yeah, that's right.
02:02I'm gentle when I speak.
02:04Yeah, that's me.
02:05Whatever you need.
02:06Whatever you say.
02:08I completely agree.
02:11I do.
02:12I agree.
02:13It's crazy.
02:15It's been a crazy year.
02:17They are as good as they look.
02:18I've had it myself.
02:20Hey, now I'm looking.
02:20All right, thank you.
02:21Next in line, please.
02:22Oh, can I get you something else?
02:27Paper or plastic?
02:28Do you need a receipt?
02:30All right, right back at you.
02:32Next in line.
02:34I'd love to help because I'm working.
02:36I'm working at my job.
02:37Oh.
02:37Who cares that it makes plants grow?
03:06Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
03:14Who loves the wind?
03:18Who cares that it makes breezes?
03:22Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
03:27Who cares what it is since you broke my heart?
03:44Hi, Skinner.
04:02What the fuck?
04:04Can you take the sock out, please, Pete?
04:08No.
04:09What the fuck am I doing here?
04:12You're next on the board.
04:14Huh?
04:14You're next on the board.
04:20Is this about your fucking shitty brother?
04:23My brother wasn't shitty.
04:26Cash was a fucking asshole.
04:29My brother was an angel.
04:34Everyone thought he was a fucking dick.
04:38No, they didn't.
04:39Fuck you.
04:45I'm gonna fucking kill you.
04:46Are you?
04:48All right, all right.
04:50All right, fuck.
04:51So think back a week ago, on Thursday, where were you?
04:57What?
04:58Last week, on Thursday, where were you, Skinner?
05:02Pinger's fucking release party.
05:04Bullshit.
05:06Ask Dave.
05:08He was there.
05:10Yeah, I was there, but you weren't there.
05:11We sang karaoke, you dumb fuck.
05:15We sang karaoke, you dumb fuck.
05:15Ireland's in the fucking stream.
05:17Oh, yeah.
05:19Yeah, we did.
05:21It's pretty good.
05:22Must have hit the bags and the piss pretty hard that night, huh?
05:25Get the fuck out of here, Skinner.
05:32You're fucked now, Marnie.
05:34You know that, right?
05:35You go after me, everyone's gonna fucking turn on you.
05:40Yeah, yeah.
05:44Fuck it.
05:45Get your fucking...
05:46The next time I'm about to brand a notoriously vengeful criminal,
05:52maybe take a moment to consider whether you
05:56are a crucial part of their alibi.
06:00You stupid fuck!
06:03Sorry, Mum.
06:08Just because he was a pinger's doesn't mean he wasn't involved.
06:11Yeah, our killer wasn't at a fucking release party, Suze.
06:15Whoever killed him was looking into his eyes as he died.
06:22We going to prison?
06:33Well, the graph has covered the crock, the explosion in the hand,
06:36but there's nothing in here anywhere about us.
06:38See?
06:39We're fine.
06:40In fact, given that our bank account is currently bursting at the seams,
06:43I'd say we're better than fine.
06:44Oh, don't get any ideas, all right?
06:46The advance payment from chemist galore has got to go right back into the business.
06:49We're killing it, Martin.
06:50We're crushing sales, and we're going to that chemist galore hotshot party day.
06:54Vendor engagement and training day, yeah.
06:56Right, and they only invite their favorite brands, right?
06:59Correct.
07:00Which makes us beauty retail royalty, so start acting like it.
07:03No frivolous spending, Vicky.
07:05Why are you like this?
07:06Because someone has to be.
07:08God.
07:08Jesus, fuck.
07:16Morning, dickheads.
07:18How'd you get in here?
07:19Credit card and a decade of experience?
07:22How long have you been here?
07:24What's the matter?
07:26Well, what if we didn't come back all day?
07:28You're just going to sit in the dark like a bunch of weirdos?
07:31Did you even bring snacks?
07:32Yeah, we bought fucking snacks.
07:33What kind of fucking snacks did you bring?
07:36Tim Tams.
07:37Yum.
07:37Okay, I'm guessing this is about the exploding crocodile.
07:41So you told the news?
07:42We did.
07:43Which brings me to my next question.
07:44What the fuck are you still doing here?
07:47Well, if the cops knew anything, we'd already be caught, right?
07:49Don't worry about the cops.
07:51These sisters out of jail.
07:52The tattoo lady?
07:53She's been interrogating everyone that crossed paths with her brother.
07:57Breaking bones, burning flesh, cutting fingers.
08:01And because Martin was Cash's last mark,
08:03it's just a matter of time before she lands on him.
08:05Which means you two need to get the fuck out of town.
08:09Preferably the country.
08:10Shit.
08:11Yeah, shit.
08:15How sure are we that she'll even figure out it was us?
08:18Why?
08:18I mean, it's just business-wise, things are kind of on the up for us.
08:25Yeah.
08:25I don't think you hear what we're fucking saying.
08:27She's offering 75 grand to anyone who catches Cash's killer.
08:31She's not going to stop until she gets her man.
08:35Okay.
08:35Uh, what if we can point her in the direction of a different man?
08:40How are we going to do that, genius?
08:41I don't know.
08:42Frame job?
08:43What does that mean?
08:44Okay.
08:44Off the top of my head, we find a patsy.
08:47Someone deserving.
08:49Come up with a story of why they would want Cash dead,
08:52and then lay out some breadcrumbs for the sister.
08:55Boom.
08:56We're in the clear.
08:57Okay, but won't Moni kill the patsy?
09:00I said deserving, didn't I?
09:02Look, can we focus, please?
09:03I'm supposed to be out getting gaffer tape.
09:06Okay, what if we frame someone who's already dead?
09:09Hmm.
09:10Disturbing pivot.
09:12Intriguing.
09:12Where are you going to get a dead body?
09:14Because I'm shit out of corpses.
09:17Don't know about you, Terry.
09:19Actually.
09:20Oh, shit.
09:21Really?
09:23Maybe.
09:24Okay, so just stress testing this.
09:26Huh.
09:27We get a random body, but, I mean,
09:29can we really turn it into a viable killer?
09:32Well, I mean, I have fabricated a few identities in my time.
09:38Buddy, what do you say?
09:40Can you do it?
09:41I didn't get you fuckwits into this mess,
09:42so if I get you out, I'll get every cent of that reward.
09:47You got it?
09:47No, no deal.
09:48We're out.
09:48No, no, no, no.
09:49Yes, we'll do it.
09:51Fine, we'll do it.
09:53So could we actually pull it off?
09:54I mean, it's not going to be easy.
09:57Kadavis don't come cheap.
09:59They need some cash.
10:00Well, we don't have any money, so...
10:01Vicki, we do have money.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04I'm never going to be rich, am I?
10:06Oh!
10:07I thought you two were siblings.
10:08We are siblings.
10:09Why are you hitting your brother's balls?
10:10It was a ball tap.
10:12Chill out.
10:13That's not right.
10:15Thank you, Terry.
10:16You're welcome.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:21Hello, celebrity smile.
10:23Hi, my name is Joyce Davis.
10:24I'm a reporter with The Graph.
10:25I'm investigating a story, and I'm hoping you might be able to help.
10:29Okay.
10:29I'm looking for a patient, missing a canine, likely in rough shape, maybe didn't want to
10:33give you the full story about what happened.
10:35Um, I can't really divulge that kind of information.
10:39But that rings a bell, yeah?
10:42Um, maybe.
10:43Okay, listen, I get it.
10:46There are rules.
10:47But this is a murder I'm talking about.
10:49Oh.
10:50That's right.
10:53Well, there was this one guy who came in screaming, covered in blood.
10:57You know what happened?
10:58Doc reckons someone went at him with pliers.
11:02I know this is against protocol, but if you could give me his name, you could be the person
11:08who stops this from happening again.
11:11Logan Jameson.
11:13Address?
11:19Buying a body is new for me.
11:21Where do you think we'll get it?
11:22I don't know.
11:23What?
11:24You're not even interested?
11:25Look, Vicky, we need to focus.
11:27If we're going to secure a national distribution deal, we need to impress people today.
11:31Okay.
11:32Hi, Martin and Vicky Marvin.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Sorry, what company are you with?
11:35Transform.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:37The plane crash?
11:38That's us.
11:39That's us.
11:40You cannot buy that type of coverage.
11:42I heard your sales bloomed.
11:44I think it was mostly the product.
11:47Yeah.
11:47Sure.
11:49Thanks.
11:49All right.
11:52Vicky!
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:53No.
11:54Bye.
11:54Bye.
12:01Oh, hey.
12:02There's Henley.
12:02Huh?
12:04Henley!
12:05Henley!
12:05How are you?
12:07I can't hear you.
12:08I'm too many people.
12:09He said, how are you doing?
12:10Okay.
12:12So how does one maximize the utility of this type of thing?
12:16Go to panels, ask questions, mingle, talk up the product.
12:20Okay, so you do the boring stuff, I do the fun stuff?
12:22Yeah, I thought we'd start here.
12:23Well, you can start here.
12:24Oh, open bar for attendees.
12:26Okay, I'm going to go schmooze and booze.
12:27Okay.
12:27Hey, um, can I get a, uh...
12:34Hi, um, coffee please, black.
12:38Sorry, Miss Blansky, machine's broken.
12:40I can have someone grab you some from the cafe?
12:42Um, no, no, no need.
12:43I'll have, uh, sparkling water instead, thanks.
12:46Right away.
12:46Um, I will have that too, actually.
12:50Vicky Marvin, co-CEO of Tansform.
12:53Hazel, I don't shake hands.
12:56I don't either, yeah.
12:57No.
12:59Imagined.
13:01New to the spray tan biz, you may have heard of us.
13:03We just crashed a plane.
13:05On purpose.
13:06Great question.
13:08If you have a moment, I'd love to tell you about it.
13:10Sorry, my schedule's packed, but nice to meet you.
13:13Oh, okay.
13:14So, you're not into the women helping women thing?
13:18I get it.
13:18I thought, I thought we were leaving the ladder down, not raising it up, but I must...
13:22Oh, this.
13:24Does it normally work for you?
13:26Emotionally manipulating people with negative feedback?
13:29Yeah, it actually does.
13:32Okay, well, at least you're honest.
13:34If you give me ten minutes, I won't tell everybody here that you're a misogynistic monster.
13:38You've got five.
13:44Great.
13:45See?
13:46It works.
13:48Excuse me.
13:49Excuse me?
13:51Hey.
13:51Mind if I, uh...
13:52Go ahead.
13:53This is exciting.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Morning.
13:59I'm Lewis Templeton.
14:04And I'm here to talk about how to compete as a new business.
14:07Or as I like to refer to this talk, how to build a parachute in midair as you're hurtling
14:11towards the ground.
14:13Because that's what it's like, right?
14:14I mean, you've got no money, your manufacturer is demanding payment, your rent's due, the
14:18tax man is calling, all of which is happening whilst your rival, owned by a multinational
14:23stock market-listed money-spewing monster, tries to steamroll you.
14:27I know.
14:29Trust me, I know.
14:30When I first started my organic dog food company, all I wanted to do was feed my terrier,
14:36Basil, who sadly passed away in February.
14:39It's okay.
14:41I just wanted to feed him something healthy.
14:43Ten months in, I had 75 retail orders I couldn't fill, and a corporation, 3,000 times my size,
14:49was suing me for existing.
14:51So how did I survive?
14:54I stopped being afraid.
15:05I've been debating about what my reporter persona should be.
15:08I decided to go with aggressively sceptical.
15:11Uh, maybe leave the talking to me.
15:13Oh yeah, I'm not going to say anything, I'm just going to watch.
15:23Hello?
15:24Hi, Logan Jameson.
15:26Yes, can I help you?
15:27Joyce Davis, reporter with The Graph.
15:29Uh, this might sound strange, but I think this is yours.
15:34Ah, no, that's not mine.
15:36Sorry, thank you.
15:36We just have a few questions.
15:38What?
15:38I don't have any answers.
15:40If that's the case, maybe there's someone else we could talk to.
15:42Uh, sorry honey, just charity workers.
15:44Just give me a sec.
15:46Alright, fine.
15:48Look.
15:50There's a bloke I owed some money to.
15:51I couldn't pay, so he took my tooth.
15:53End of story.
15:54And why did you owe him money?
15:56Just one of those things.
15:58And is that why you killed him?
15:59Because of one of those things?
16:01Wait, who killed who?
16:03Uh, the establishment where your tooth was forcibly removed was owned by a man who was
16:07recently murdered.
16:09Now, we're not saying.
16:10I fucking am.
16:11You hated him, so you killed him.
16:12We're on to you, buddy.
16:13Wait, wait, wait.
16:14I didn't kill anyone.
16:15Tell that to the cops.
16:17There's no need for police.
16:18When someone kills someone, the police are normally needed, right?
16:22Normally, yeah.
16:24This is just a misunderstanding.
16:26I'm sure a jury of your peers would agree with you on that and not send you to prison
16:29forever.
16:30Ha ha, they will.
16:32Okay, tell us what happened.
16:34Fine.
16:36A couple of months back, first Friday of May, I went to the casino.
16:41Alright?
16:42I won the jackpot and then this woman took an interest in me.
16:46Uh, can you describe her?
16:47Yeah, describe her.
16:49Mid-30s, dark hair, petite, called herself Susie.
16:54Anyway, she took me to a bar and we were knocking them back.
16:57Name of the bar?
16:58It's Sour Fox.
17:01We get to talking and we realise we have, shall we say, similar interests.
17:07And the next thing I know, I'm at a hotel room sharing those interests.
17:14Uh, what exactly are we talking about?
17:16Was that really relevant?
17:18Yeah.
17:18Very.
17:21She spanked my feet.
17:23Oh.
17:25Is that it?
17:26I thought you were going to say something weird.
17:29Is it not?
17:30No, feet stuff's pretty mainstream.
17:32I love feet stuff.
17:32Oh.
17:33Okay.
17:33Okay.
17:34So, Susie?
17:35Right.
17:36So, next day at breakfast, she shows me this video of us.
17:40And that's when Cash showed up.
17:41They blackmailed you?
17:43Yeah.
17:43They were going to tell my wife.
17:44So, I paid and they deleted the video.
17:46So, when did the tooth happen?
17:48A few weeks later.
17:49Cash showed up alone.
17:50He wanted more money.
17:51He had another copy of the video.
17:53But I figured if I paid, then I'd be on the hook forever.
17:56So, I said no.
17:56And that's how I wound up with pliers in my mouth.
17:59So, he took your tooth.
18:00You wanted revenge.
18:00And so, you fucking killed him?
18:01No, I didn't kill him.
18:03You sure?
18:03I'm married with three kids.
18:06I'm an engineer.
18:07I'm not a bloody gangster.
18:09Okay.
18:10If you think of anything else.
18:14Listen, these people, you don't want to mess with them.
18:16And you don't want to mess with us.
18:19Anyways, good talking with you.
18:21Okay?
18:22Have a day.
18:24Okay.
18:25Yep.
18:25See ya.
18:26Yes.
18:30So, I basically just have one question.
18:32And that is...
18:32How can I be exactly like you?
18:36You don't want to be me.
18:38Okay.
18:38The hot bartender was going to send someone to get you coffee.
18:41I want people to bring me beverages from faraway places.
18:44Yeah.
18:44I know it sounds good.
18:45But my phone never stops ringing.
18:47Anyway, tell me about you.
18:48Okay.
18:50My brother and I started a spray tan company this year.
18:53And we're in a few stores.
18:55We're doing pretty good.
18:56And what did you do before?
18:58I bounced around.
19:00Yeah, well, I did my fair share of bouncing around at one point.
19:04You were a bouncer around her?
19:06Well, I wasn't always Hazel Belansky.
19:09There was a point in my life where I wasn't exactly focused.
19:12How did you figure it out?
19:14Hard work.
19:15There are no shortcuts, especially as a woman.
19:18No, I love shortcuts, though.
19:20Oh, that sucks.
19:22I know this is going to sound shallow, but all I want in life is to be rich and successful
19:28in the envy of every single fucking person I've ever met.
19:33Incredibly shallow.
19:34You know, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
19:36Well, only a rich person would say that.
19:38But, you know, a lot of people rely on me, which means that my life has to be together.
19:43You know what I mean?
19:44No, I don't.
19:45Not at all.
19:46Okay.
19:46Uh, chemist galore.
19:48Paid for a suite.
19:50All expenses.
19:51And what am I going to do tonight?
19:53I'm going to answer some work emails, go for a run on the treadmill, answer more emails,
19:57go to bed.
19:58Okay.
19:58Well, it sounds like you just need someone to remind you how to have a good time.
20:03Which is kind of my whole thing.
20:04And lucky for you, I'm about to show you the night of your goddamn life.
20:09And all I need in exchange is a couple of business tips.
20:12Easy.
20:13Um, thanks, but...
20:15One night!
20:16Put your fucking phone on silent.
20:18This is actually a great deal for you.
20:20It's better for you than for me.
20:21We're doing this.
20:21Just say yes.
20:23This is actually not a question.
20:24You're doing this.
20:25We can bring this guy if you want to.
20:26We're going to have the best night of your life.
20:27Say yes.
20:28Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:30Fuck it.
20:32Fuck yeah.
20:32Now, how did I learn how not to be afraid?
20:37To explain, I'm going to need a volunteer.
20:40Anyone.
20:43Yes, you.
20:44Come on up.
20:47Good man.
20:49Introduce yourself.
20:51Hi, I'm Martin Marvin.
20:52I'm the CEO of Tansform.
20:54We're a spray tank company.
20:56And how's business?
20:57Great.
20:58Sales are up.
20:58We're nearing a national distribution deal.
21:01That's great, Mike.
21:07Now, I'm going to present you with a theoretical.
21:10A larger, rival company sees Tansform taking a small piece of their market share so they
21:17offer you a choice.
21:18They'll buy you out at a fraction of your worth or they'll undercut you across the sector in
21:23order to destroy you.
21:24What do you do?
21:25I mean, I would have to look at the numbers, examine the data.
21:29They built some spreadsheets, right?
21:30It's true.
21:30Wrong.
21:31There's no numbers in the game they're playing.
21:32They're just trying to kill you.
21:33So what do you do?
21:35What do you do?
21:36When you're in a situation where you have no power, no leverage, no escape, and you're
21:41facing death, you need to introduce doubt.
21:47Do you know why, Martin?
21:50Because we want to make them question their own beliefs, knock them off balance.
21:53In order to do that, you need to be confident.
21:56You need to be feared.
21:57You need to project power.
21:59So we're going to do a little exercise.
22:02Is that okay?
22:02Sounds fine.
22:04Studies show that recalling past experiences in which you felt powerful can give you a
22:09psychological edge in situations in which you're fundamentally weak.
22:13So what I want you to do is pretend that I'm the head of a rival spray-down business.
22:20I've offered you the aforementioned lose-lose situation.
22:24How are you going to counter?
22:27Well, wrong.
22:29You've already lost.
22:30Try again.
22:31But this time, before you respond, I want you to think about a moment in which you felt
22:37powerful.
22:40Okay.
22:41We'll give it a shot.
22:49You okay?
22:51Yeah.
22:51You got your image?
22:54No.
22:54Let me try it.
22:56Try again.
22:59You ready?
23:14Come.
23:15Uh, uh, yeah?
23:17Good.
23:19Counter me.
23:20No counter?
23:22No counter.
23:22We're a good company.
23:25Ignore them.
23:26Focus on us.
23:26But they're going to kill you.
23:28I don't think so.
23:29Yes, they are.
23:30They're going to kill you.
23:31This is not going to end well for you, Martin.
23:33What are you going to do?
23:34What are you going to do, Martin?
23:38They're going to kill you, Martin.
23:42I...
23:42Just...
23:43None of...
23:44Come up here.
23:45Martin.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:47It's just an exercise.
23:51It's just an exercise.
23:52Let's hear it for Martin, everybody.
23:54Uh, can I have another...
24:02You know, we're going to skip this bit.
24:04Okay, moving on.
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25:12Ah!
25:13Ah!
25:13Ah!
25:14Ah!
25:14Ah!
25:15Ah!
25:15Ah!
25:16Ah!
25:16Ah!
25:17Ah!
25:18Ah!
25:18Ah!
25:19Ah!
25:20Ah!
25:20What are you doing?
25:29Scissors.
25:50Hurry up, cleaner comes in ten.
26:05This is where we keep the unclaimed ones, no family, no next of kin, just dead flesh in
26:09a refrigerator.
26:10Lovely.
26:11On the menu today, dry aged ribeye, local, free range.
26:19I need a man.
26:21A man, okay.
26:24There you go, a man.
26:29With a face?
26:32Face, okay.
26:35Okay.
26:36Last up, we have this.
26:39Full face, full disclosure, he is missing a leg.
26:43Is that all you got?
26:44That's it.
26:46How do you go?
26:51Heart attack.
26:53Riding a motorbike.
26:54That's the leg.
26:55He was wearing his helmet though.
26:57That's the face.
26:59Fuck, you'll have to do.
27:03Pop your cello leads, please.
27:16You're on to something real back there.
27:31Weren't you?
27:32I don't know what you mean.
27:33I don't know what you mean.
27:38Yeah, you do.
27:39The moment you pictured.
27:40Whatever it was, I could tell it was powerful.
27:45It made you uncomfortable.
27:46But I promise you, it made you uncomfortable.
27:47But I promise you, it made you uncomfortable.
27:53That feeling.
27:54Once you're in both, I don't understand you.
27:55That feeling.
27:57That feeling.
27:58You're right.
27:59That feeling.
28:00Yeah, you do.
28:01The moment you pictured.
28:03I could tell it was powerful.
28:08It made you uncomfortable.
28:14But I promise you,
28:17that feeling,
28:22once you embrace it,
28:26nothing's going to be able to stop you.
28:28OK, that's interesting.
28:36Good night.
28:49So this is where Susie took Logan.
28:52Yeah, pretty nice for a shakedown joint.
28:54Yeah, pretty fancy.
28:55Hey, what can I get you to?
28:59Hi, can I speak to the owner?
29:01Yeah, that's me.
29:02Joyce Davis, reporter.
29:04And this is my colleague, Nova Tolua.
29:07We're looking into an extortion ring
29:09that we believe uses your bar as part of its operation.
29:12OK, well, I don't know anything about that, so...
29:14We never said you did.
29:17We're looking for a woman,
29:19comes here every so often,
29:21mid-30s, dark hair,
29:22goes by Susie, we think.
29:24All right.
29:25Doesn't really narrow it down much, does it, love?
29:28Oh, how convenient.
29:30Love.
29:32Any chance we can take a look at your footage?
29:34Oh, just the security footage?
29:37No.
29:38Not that me.
29:39That's what we call obstructing justice.
29:41Sorry.
29:42What makes you think I want my bar blasted all over the news
29:45as the centre of some, what, like, rip-off ring?
29:47Oh, no.
29:48No, no, no.
29:49It's hard enough to make a business like this work
29:51without being badmouthed all over town by you lot.
29:54It's starting to sound a lot like you were involved.
29:57Yeah, well, I'm not.
29:58OK, and unless you would like a drink,
30:00can I politely ask you both to move on?
30:02Actually, I would like a drink.
30:03OK.
30:04What would you like?
30:05Wouldn't you like to know?
30:08Yes?
30:09Yeah.
30:10Yeah, I would.
30:11And if you would like a drink,
30:12you tell me what that is,
30:14and then I'll get it for you.
30:15That's how this works.
30:19Just make it two white wines.
30:20Two white wines.
30:21Thanks.
30:22That was easy.
30:38Who is it?
30:40Open the door.
30:45Terry!
30:46Hey, mate.
30:47Just the man I was looking for.
30:49Hey, I've got the money.
30:50I owe you.
30:51Come in.
30:53Make yourself at home.
30:55Yeah, just I want to say,
30:56I don't have feelings from last time.
30:58Yeah?
30:59That's just what mates do.
31:00Alright?
31:01And thanks for the pillow.
31:02Really appreciate it.
31:03Hey, I won big at the Trips last night.
31:06Have you been?
31:07That's good.
31:08A mate was telling me,
31:09gotta go.
31:10Gotta go.
31:11And we went and,
31:12fuck, I won big money.
31:13It was good.
31:14I bet you should come with me next time.
31:15Yeah?
31:16Yeah, the money.
31:18So...
31:20Oh, fuck.
31:23I put it right here.
31:25Uh, the cleaner must have swiped it.
31:27I saw her the other day
31:28as I was leaving
31:29and she gave me this funny,
31:30funny little look
31:31and a bit of side eye.
31:32I know.
31:33It was her,
31:34because I put it right here
31:35and, I mean,
31:36you can't trust anyone anymore,
31:37can you?
31:38Oh.
31:39It's a tough one, Beto.
31:40Ah.
31:41Ah.
31:46Ta-da.
31:47What's that?
31:48Your debt paid.
31:49Courtesy of some international investors.
31:52Oi.
31:56Oh.
31:57Wow.
31:58Ah.
31:59Woo!
32:00What do I have to do?
32:01What you do best, Benno.
32:03Lie.
32:04Surely this isn't the first roadblock you've hit in a big story.
32:11My reporting in Indiana mostly dealt with small town ordinances.
32:17That might be the most boring sentence ever uttered.
32:21How did I do it for ten years?
32:23Is that why you left?
32:24For something bigger?
32:25Uh.
32:26Yeah.
32:27That was part of it.
32:28And the other part?
32:30Um.
32:31I was married.
32:33Yeah.
32:34Still am actually.
32:35Oh.
32:36Now there's a story.
32:37So what happened?
32:39Well, when Martin and I met,
32:42we wanted the same things.
32:44Yeah.
32:45Big city, big job, big life,
32:47but he went through some tough life stuff
32:50and, uh, he changed.
32:53You know.
32:54Got scared.
32:55Started saying no to everything.
32:57Uh.
32:58No to moving to New York.
33:00No to the ambitious job.
33:01No to having kids.
33:04Yeah, I thought it was temporary,
33:07but the longer it went on, the more he dug in.
33:10And, um, yeah.
33:13Eventually I had to make a choice.
33:18That's what scares me about working with my family.
33:20Getting trapped forever.
33:26To not getting trapped.
33:29To not getting trapped.
33:36This wine is awful.
33:37I like it.
33:38But all wine tastes the same to me.
33:40But that's why people probably hate this place.
33:43Why do you say that?
33:44Check the reviews before we arrived.
33:46They are unkind.
33:52Oh, God.
33:53These are brutal.
33:54Explains why he didn't want to help.
33:56Any more bad publicity and this place is sunk.
34:03Joyce?
34:04Just be a second.
34:05Joyce.
34:06Joyce.
34:07If you're not having this,
34:09can I just have the rep?
34:11I'm just going to have it.
34:12Do not operate heavy machinery after this place.
34:16Hey.
34:17Two more?
34:18Hey.
34:19How would you feel about a glowing write-up in the graph?
34:21Full five-star treatment.
34:25Oh, what's it going to cost me?
34:30Hi, it's Vicki.
34:31Leave me a message.
34:32A short message.
34:33Hey, it's me.
34:34Where are you?
34:35Where are you?
34:48I started from the bottom and now I'm rich.
34:51I got in my bag and I ain't look back six.
34:54I started to say sorry but fuck that shit.
34:57You started out hating, now you love my drip.
35:00I started from the bottom and now I'm rich.
35:03I got in my bag and I ain't look back since.
35:06I started to say sorry but fuck that shit.
35:09You started out hating, now you love my drip.
35:11Hey, bitch, they looking at me.
35:12They not looking at you.
35:14I don't mean to be rude.
35:15I'm a 10, you a 2.
35:17He be blowing me up like a fucking balloon.
35:20I just tell him give me space like the man on the moon.
35:23You know that I'm the best.
35:24Is that why you depressed?
35:25Say you getting a check or you be fronting like brass.
35:28I look good for myself.
35:30If I got no one to impress, you better ask your GPS.
35:33I ain't the one to address.
35:34So, bitch, look.
35:35Okay, come on.
35:36You gotta come in.
35:37Get these out.
35:38Come on!
35:39We have to do this!
35:41No way!
35:43No way!
35:44Here we go.
35:45Fucking, fucking, good God!
35:49Woo!
35:51Thought it was gonna be warmer.
35:53Oh my God, that's not as advertised.
35:55Australia's fucking cold.
36:01Okay.
36:03So, how did you become Hazel Bolansky?
36:08When did you stop bouncing around?
36:11Um, well, I was a mess, to be honest.
36:16I lived in a no-bedroom apartment above a kebab shop.
36:20Gorgeous.
36:21And my main source of income was selling nitrous bulbs to kids.
36:26Um, high school kids.
36:29I had morals.
36:31I had four different credit cards, three of which were not in my name.
36:37I totally get it.
36:38I spent a summer putting broken glass into salads and then suing restaurants.
36:45Wow.
36:46I know.
36:47You are a piece of trash.
36:49I'm a piece of shit.
36:50Haven't you realized that yet?
36:52Wow.
36:53Very impressive.
36:57Okay, so then, what changed?
37:01Oh, it's not like, I mean, I wanted something else.
37:04I just, I didn't know how to change.
37:06So, I kept going back to what I knew.
37:09And then, one day, I have this altercation with a client and I slip on a bulb and I wake up in ER with a fractured skull.
37:19No, no, no, no, no.
37:20Felt like the universe was telling me to get on with it, you know?
37:23Oh my God.
37:24Okay, I think I figured it out.
37:26So, to achieve my dreams and be like you, I just have to have a near-death experience.
37:33You are a unique one, Vicki.
37:36I like to think so.
37:40You know what?
37:41What?
37:42We should do something together.
37:45Your company and mine.
37:48That is such a good idea, Hazel.
37:52Okay.
37:53That's the first smart thing you've said all night.
37:57Well, thank you.
38:01Um, right.
38:02So, there you go.
38:03May the 3rd.
38:04Mm-hmm.
38:05Can you fast forward?
38:06Yeah.
38:07Keep going.
38:08Keep going.
38:09Oh my God, there's Logan.
38:10Uh, hit play.
38:11Uh, yep.
38:15Pause.
38:16Yep.
38:18Enhance.
38:20What?
38:21It doesn't do that.
38:22Never mind.
38:25There she is.
38:27Our mystery woman.
38:36That's the last one.
38:39All right, Rusty.
38:41Thanks for coming and helping with our inquiry.
38:44Love to the kids, eh?
38:46And your missus.
38:47No, I have feelings, yeah?
38:49Yeah, you can have your tooth back.
38:54How have we not found the killer?
38:56We're not being aggressive enough in our line of questioning.
39:00Let's bring them back in, start taking eyes.
39:03Hey, maybe we should look at the marks.
39:06But I just don't think Cash was killed by some horned-up suit who got suckered into a honey trap.
39:12You know, I've been listening to this crime podcast lately.
39:14I mean, there's too many outbreaks and the voice of the host is...
39:17Your point, Dave.
39:19Well, they say you always look at who was the last person to see the victim.
39:24Yeah, yeah, but I just don't think we should be taking advice from a podcast.
39:29Who was the last person to see him?
39:34Who was the last person to see him?
39:35Who was the last person to see him?
39:36So she's like...
39:37She's like, I'm right.
39:40I'm okay.
39:42You're okay.
39:44Oh, my God...
39:46I don't think I've been doing this for the last person.
39:48So...
39:50I don't think I'm doing this for the last person.
39:52His wife, I've been trying my支配.
39:55So, I've been trying this for him.
39:57Hello?
40:04Martin, listen.
40:06Moni's guys are on the way to the motel.
40:08They'll be there any second.
40:11You need to run.
40:14Run.
40:16He's a mark. That was my idea.
40:19Being a mark isn't the point.
40:21Just listen to the podcast I sent you.
40:23I don't have time to listen to every podcast you send through.
40:27I'm happy just to share the credit.
40:28You always do this. Do what?
40:31Pick it back on my idea so that Moni thinks you're the smart one.
40:34I genuinely don't think you realise how smart that I actually am.
40:49What is that?
40:50I don't know. I've only seen him naked.
40:53No, he's running.
40:56Yep.
41:02Oh, you're going to bag him.
41:04You want to bag him?
41:05No, go for it.
41:06No, no, go ahead.
41:07Oh, look at the insistence.
41:08Yeah.
41:08Go ahead.
41:11Come on!
41:12Got to do some calisthenics, brother.
41:15Engage the core.
41:16No, no!
41:17No, no, no, please.
41:20Please, this is a mistake.
41:21This is a mistake.
41:22It's okay, mate.
41:22It's okay.
41:23No, no, no.
41:24Please.
41:24Really?
41:24Oh, sorry, mate.
41:30Come on.
41:32Oh, shit.
41:33You all right, brother?
41:40Hello, fuckface.
41:41What's happening?
41:43Who are you?
41:45Oh, I'm sorry.
41:46How rude.
41:46I'm Moni, and we're trying to figure out who killed my brother.
41:49We thought maybe you could help.
41:52Your brother?
41:53Yeah.
41:54Cash Monroe.
41:55He blackmailed you a couple of weeks back over a fuck vid.
41:59Does that ring any bells?
42:00Wait, he's dead?
42:02Cute.
42:04Pretending you don't know.
42:07Don't pretend.
42:09I didn't kill him.
42:10And yet somebody did, and you were the last person to see him alive, so...
42:15I paid him the money, and he left.
42:16I swear.
42:17Can anyone corroborate?
42:19Yeah, Mom, he did.
42:20He paid, and we left.
42:22Plus, he never really gave off the killer vibes, man.
42:24But it's always the quiet ones, isn't it, Suze?
42:26I mean, maybe he wanted a refund, or he thought that cash was still going to tell his wife anyway.
42:31No, no, no.
42:31That's not...
42:31Oh, please.
42:35Okay, hold.
42:38I've been yanking, and punching, and burning all day.
42:43Let's try something new.
42:45Would you have a mind?
42:46Did you kill my brother?
42:55No.
42:56No.
42:56Tell me you killed my brother.
43:13And I'll make it stop.
43:15No.
43:25Again.
43:25Again.
43:31Again.
43:35Again.
43:36We're out of water.
43:47Well, fill it up, then.
43:49Sorry, Martin.
43:49Won't be a minute.
43:50I know you killed him, Martin.
44:12There's no doubt of my deed.
44:14You may need to introduce doubt.
44:19You want this to stop?
44:23Confise.
44:24You need to project power.
44:29Martin, we all know you did it.
44:31They're going to kill you.
44:33What are you going to do?
44:34I'm sure you embrace it.
44:36Nothing's going to be able to stop you.
44:37It's coke, Martin.
44:47It's the longest I've seen anyone go.
44:58Tell me you killed my brother.
45:00Were you going to die in this chair, Martin?
45:02It wasn't me.
45:10Again.
45:10Again.
45:10Again.
45:32Again.
45:33Again.
45:34No.
45:35No!
45:39No.
45:48Gloria.
45:49No.
45:49No.
45:49No.
45:58No.
45:59No.
46:00No.
46:01No.
46:01No.
46:02No.
46:02No.
46:02No.
47:02Poop, poop, poop.
47:07Hi.
47:09Um, coffee, black, and aspirin on the nightstand.
47:14Oh, thanks.
47:15Sure.
47:17Uh, so?
47:19I've been thinking about what you said last night.
47:21Oh, what did I say?
47:23Oh, um, about Tansform and Bell Sky Beauty collaborating.
47:28And I have a shit ton of ideas.
47:31Um, okay.
47:35Why don't you call the office?
47:38Oh.
47:39Sorry.
47:39No, this was, this was your idea.
47:42Mm.
47:43And, and did I have that idea before or after ingesting enough MDMA to fly a rocket to the moon?
47:49Okay, I'm sorry.
47:51Are you blowing me off right now?
47:54Vicki, your company and my brand, they're not at the same scale.
47:59I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
48:01What's the difference, though?
48:01I mean, it's just chemicals that you put on your body.
48:04It's taken me years to build my company into what it is.
48:07And I'd like to do it a little faster, so help me out.
48:11Oh, would you?
48:12Yeah.
48:13Okay.
48:14All right.
48:15Just look at these ideas.
48:17I'd spend hours on them.
48:18Hours.
48:20Wow.
48:21What the fuck is going on?
48:23You can't shortcut your way to success, Vicki.
48:26Well, I could try if you would stop being such a bitch about it.
48:31Oh.
48:31Oh, this was your plan the whole time.
48:34What?
48:35Get me completely fucked up and convince me to lay out my coattails for you to ride on.
48:41Wow.
48:41Okay.
48:42Well, speaking of coattails, I'm taking this robe.
48:45I'm taking this robe, which is like a coat.
48:47Great.
48:48It's mine now.
48:49Enjoy it.
48:50I think I will.
48:51It's the hotel's.
48:51Well, it's fucking Vicki's now.
48:55Get out of my room.
48:56It was lovely getting to know you.
48:57Fuck you.
48:58Out.
48:58But when I call, do I ask for like an assistant or is it, oh, now I can't even call the office?
49:06No.
49:07You can't call the office.
49:09Wow.
49:10Fuck you.
49:11Absolutely fuck you.
49:12Fuck you.
49:12Jesus Christ, Martin.
49:26What happened?
49:28Money.
49:29You okay?
49:35What'd she do to you?
49:37Waterboarded me.
49:38Seriously?
49:43I'm fine.
49:44It's fine.
49:45You sure?
49:49Did you talk?
49:53Okay.
49:53So we're in the clear?
49:56Okay.
49:57Okay.
49:58Good.
50:00That's great.
50:01That's great.
50:02Okay.
50:04Wow.
50:04Usually all I have to do is pinch you hard and you spill your guts.
50:11How did you handle torture?
50:15A little trick I picked up.
50:16Where?
50:18Chemist Galora's vendor engagement and motherfucking training day.
50:22I'm nothing more than an animal in search of another animal to tame and claim as my own.
50:45I once was tragically hip and beautifully fine.
50:59Now my beautiful hips are tragically wild.
51:05Now every time I try to draw you up here, I know you're still in arms and cool.
51:14I know you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still in arms and you're still
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