Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12- Ticcing in a British Accent
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00:00It's an accent, a bottle of water, or something like that.
00:05A bottle of water.
00:06A bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:14All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:17We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we could increase the budget.
00:28No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vic, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
01:00The rideshare is going to be here.
01:02What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:05What is it?
01:06Oh, yeah, 18.
01:07This is going to be epic.
01:08Come here, Uncle Man.
01:10We'll be right there.
01:11Hopefully.
01:12We'll come back.
01:15Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:17You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:19Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:21I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:27And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:36I'm extremely concerned for Colin.
01:38It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that and to know that they're sitting with my daughter.
01:43It's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:45Baylin took her meds.
02:01She's knocked out.
02:03I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:07I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like, oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:14I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:19If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:27Thank you, Kevin.
02:28Can you please take your seats for dancing?
02:39That's right.
02:44We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back overland.
02:49I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:53My legs have been in the same position for like seven hours.
02:56But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
03:01Our first international flight.
03:04Yeah.
03:05This is our first international flight together.
03:07And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:11But with flying in this case.
03:13Did we lose a wheeler?
03:17Like, what's going on?
03:19It's not making it any better.
03:22Sorry about that.
03:28We're on the ground.
03:29Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:32The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:36Thank you, dude.
03:37Feet on the ground.
03:41It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:44Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London can bring to us.
03:50The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:54This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:57However, we're here in hopes that in the future it can bring me relief and help my tics.
04:03Toilets?
04:04They don't label it bathroom.
04:05They label it toilets.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Hello.
04:10My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:19and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:24Wankers.
04:25I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already ticking in a British accent.
04:30Dick.
04:31Community dick.
04:32I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:35Back in my day.
04:36Shut the fuck up.
04:38Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:43It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:47We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:51We wanted to share the experience.
04:53To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful, but get ready London because here
04:58we come.
04:59Here we come.
05:00Oh boy.
05:01Mom.
05:02Come on, autumn.
05:03That's how we've our prize, we've ours come together and it'll beね lived to read you
05:09oh...
05:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:11Push open.
05:12Back in nerve.
05:13You gotta press ah.
05:14Press open.
05:15Keep going.
05:16Put ah, Chris.
05:17Keep pressing it, keep pressing it, keep pressing it.
05:19Mom!
05:20What do you think I'm doing?
05:22it mom what do you think i'm doing as soon as we step foot in london the cluelessness hits
05:27i was airport ready not london ready i don't even know what that means so how long are we on this
05:35for three hours are we really no i just know that we're going to like padding i'm so excited to get
05:44to the rental house the only thing that's stopping us is about 6 000 trains to get there however i
05:49have no idea the type of living that uk in you ukans england people i have no idea what a uk house
05:58looks like this is our first time doing this we have no idea what we're doing
06:02we have to walk up oh now we gotta go down sick
06:19let's just make it to the rental place
06:32their sidewalks here are pretty skinny look at the double decker oh yeah oh my god look at their
06:41license plates look at that look at that taxi bailen tight ass tuesday motherfucker
06:48just sold to joe biden i need this travel to end like now it feels like it's taken us just as long
06:58to get to this rental house as it has to fly over the atlantic ocean who's excited to be here
07:04okay who's ready to nap praise the lord we are here why is there a doorknob in the middle did you
07:14just lock it oh what are we guys i got this i swear i got this you know it's okay we're locked out
07:21maybe everything's backwards and upside down in london after a long day of travel we made it all the
07:27way here thousands of miles of traveling get all the way here can't get in the house
07:32is there a secret room you have to unlock both of them
07:37flush or something oh sweet we're here yay
07:43there's a piano maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out like
07:53who's in what room take a dick bitch
07:57hold up they have their microwave in the pantry yeah that's so cool that is so weird
08:06oh my god this is kind of cool hell yeah this house is very scenic bodacious beautiful gorgeous scenic
08:14twice did anything about the house feel different when you walked in the stairs it's small it feels
08:20like it's small it's small but it just goes straight up and it feels antique like everything's
08:25left in like the 1900s or something yeah are you tired yeah so i think what's important right now is
08:33we kind of like pick out rooms and stuff find a space and relax we have a lot of stuff packed
08:39up to do tomorrow what are we doing tomorrow we're going on a double-decker bus tour sweet
08:46isn't that the one with like bowling on the top no you're funny
08:51what time do we have to do that we'll figure it all out suck dick
08:56everybody needs to get a good night's sleep so i'll start now i'll start now
09:02have you ever experienced jet lag before um i definitely have experienced jet lag but not on
09:09i'm sorry think of a flight how the fuck have you experienced jet lag when you've never
09:14flown across the country before so florida florida's the same time no well
09:20all right next question you're gonna crash there bae yeah colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me
09:28mom okay yeah
09:29cheese and onion that sounds absolutely fucking disgusting tangy cheese ew even disgustinger
09:45i've definitely never seen these flavors before prawn cocktail you know i don't think those are going
09:54to touch my taste buds at all this trip
09:57what the hell of this invention
10:03that doesn't look good
10:06the charging ports are just crazy it's like the sideways dot in the middle
10:12i'm just failing at life today
10:15how do people in england charge their phones
10:17i'm gonna fall off the bed my feet are gonna hang off
10:24all right well we got the travel to london done
10:29jack
10:30it's good
10:32smells good
10:47already
10:48it's so much different from the u.s like even though we haven't even like wandered yet
10:54like everything is still so much different it feels like
10:57yeah huh it's an adventure our first overnight stay in london was pretty uneventful everyone
11:03seemingly passed out pretty quick and the rental came stuck with the basics so we're having bacon
11:09and eggs this morning i don't understand like if you use that to make you like less dizzy on the
11:14plane why do you still have it on right now the last three days if i take it off and we go on some
11:19kind of bus ride or other trip well that's what we're doing today so that's why i think so i'm
11:24leaving it on for the full amount of time okay
11:27balen's new pulse appointment is in two days so we have time to settle in
11:32do some touristy things and kind of just get to know london and today we're going on a double
11:37decker bus tour what are you excited to do today oh no you don't know come on london
11:45i thought there was going to be like skyscrapers and tall huge like apartments or whatever
11:52and i didn't really see that because we're like on the outskirts and we're in the like
11:56north south or northeast or whatever and it's definitely north south holy
12:02shirt oh you guys making you guys got three plates out morning you're all ready yep i'm ready to go
12:14want some eggs why are they yellow because they're not in america where we put hormones and everything
12:19in our food oh my god that's not it at all yes it is here we go i'm so happy to be here we're in
12:26literally london i'm gonna just pretend that i'm not gelagged i'm good we're good we're great
12:37are you getting excited for the the new pulse meeting yeah that's what i'm pretty much most
12:42excited about i'm excited for the bus today yeah but i'm excited to see kind of what the device does
12:49and how it works and more information on it new pulse could be life-changing if this device works
12:57it could help me for 10 minutes it could help me for an hour it could help me going to the grocery
13:01store or it could help me go to a foreign country it could just make my world flip i'd love to go to a
13:09movie theater for the first time yeah that'd be so fun something like that right yeah like if it helps me
13:14five percent if it helps me no percent we're still there's still a reason why we came here
13:19and it's just going on and finding the next the next best thing this is still going to be an
13:24amazing adventure yeah i'm excited i have no idea what even downtown london looks like me neither
13:31tell colin he can stand there with the guy with the buffalo head head i want to meet the king
13:35okay i had to break the news to him that that probably won't happen why am i learning all these
13:40weird things about colin he wants to meet the king he's riding in on a horse on the wedding
13:44and then she can get lessons from the king to ride the horse that sounds fantastic okay
13:52what did the wedding planner have to say about colin and his horse oh god i don't even know
14:01colin and i met up with the wedding planner and she basically told us that we spent too much money
14:07on our venue which is putting a huge squeeze on the rest of the budget hi kids you guys can pick a plate
14:14all right i'm gonna get going with those bacon collins oh so sometime on this trip me and colin need
14:20to talk to my parents about the struggles we're having with wedding okay i'm not trying to rush
14:25anybody but we do i have to make sure that we get out of here for the bus i am really soon let's get
14:31scooting because i don't want to be late okay sweet do i want to have the conversation on a double
14:37decker bus no but our wedding is only nine months away and the clock is ticking to figure it all out
14:45fucking bitches fuck bitches get money
14:56ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour next stop piccadilly circus
15:02take a dick bit the tour and the tour guide are awesome but i can definitely feel balen's
15:08ticks escalating the longer that we're on this bus tour
15:12i'm excited for all the history there it is i love it it's original it almost looks like an old firetruck
15:40at the front it's so charming i'm so excited to go see the sights of london today we're going on
15:47a bus tour but i'm just a little bit nervous with how my tics will be eat a bag of chicks
15:56mothafucker
16:02hey man how's it going russell nice to meet you my name is sven sven lovely to meet you too please
16:05sit there sir what's your name beckner beckner grand nice one take a seat please lovely to meet
16:12you of course the tour guide is bald i just can't catch a break no breaks catched
16:19madam lovely to meet you so welcome to london thank you i made it all five seconds five seconds
16:28ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour the only tour that's a mix of
16:33history comedy and loads of traffic hopefully not so here we go on your left hand side we have good old
16:41father thames london's largest body of water and also claims to fame for being a river and biohazard
16:48at the same time quick little fact if you fall in we're not going to fetch you out you'll become part
16:53of this historical tour and right next to it you can see the magnificent london eye you're bald there
17:00are 32 capsules each capsule holds 25 people so 800 people capacity there are so many stimulants on
17:08this bus tour for my tics goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on
17:15and off i'm using every seabit technique whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible
17:21so that my urge can still be let out but i'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings
17:28okay here we go next stop piccadilly circus pick a dick hit driver
17:39perk plaza that deck perk that deck oh big ben now big ben big ben is actually the name of the bell
17:49not the building the bell weighs 13.7 tons and like my ex-missus it kicks off once an hour and
17:56expects to be listened to by everyone learning line are you having fun you know i wasn't really paying
18:03attention i was just trying to grab branches off the tree but i'm learning a little bit you saw big ben
18:10yeah how long have you guys been in london for a day a day yeah enjoy is it is it your first time
18:19in london yeah yeah enjoying it yes what what food have you tasted so far have you had pie match and
18:26liquor not not i hope it's 15 okay no liquor yeah liquor actually liquor liquor is the term for a
18:35source we put on the pie yeah it's i can't remember yeah as opposed to yeah because you call liquor
18:40booze in the states a little booze on the bobby what's about it i don't know so if you go in and
18:46ask for pie match and liquor it's not you're not going to get drunk on it
18:50what's on the list of to do's any any major things you want to see
18:53he wants to meet king charles yeah well yeah okay i mean later on if the flag's flying high you know
19:03he's at home maybe go and have a knock on the front door yeah give it a whirl yeah why are you so
19:08obsessed with beating the king name another king in the world he's got to be the only king in the
19:13world no there's more kings where there's like the prince of greece and like the prince of other
19:18all these other princes yes but they obviously have fathers i just want to have dinner with the
19:23king i have a question go on why don't they carry ranch in the uk ranch what's ranch you don't wait
19:31you don't know what ranch is no it's a condiment no way yes is it like is it liquidy is it dry yeah
19:39it's a dressing it's a liquidy dressing i'm so disappointed i don't have ranch on me right now or
19:44else his world would be changed poof mind-changing suck on donkey balls bitch unfortunately this one
19:53isn't it's in the ground of uh not the algebrist of a cancer hello hello hello good day there governor
20:04the tour and the tour guide are awesome but i can definitely feel balen's tics escalating the longer
20:10they were on this bus tour this is a lot of simulation for someone with tourettes fantastic
20:16fantastic dick
20:21i really hurt my hand it's gonna be bruised tomorrow yeah it kind of hurt my pinky i'm sorry
20:28so i hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat
20:32my tics are escalating on the bus because i'm able to see and look out and yell at people
20:38fuck you bitch and then the other one is because the bus is filled
20:45oh i really needed to let that out
20:50and then it's a new place new time new environment i'm stressed and overstimulated
20:56so we'll be coming past the grounds the rear of buckingham palace the queen's garden or his majesty's
21:02garden now yeah so if the flag's up as i say it means he's he's in residence if it's halfway down
21:09and upside down have a mild panic because i don't know what it means but yeah
21:15is it red right here yeah what are you doing beat myself that hurts really bad punch me
21:22don't punch yourself anytime her tics become pretty overwhelming i tell her to just
21:28let me know because she gets the urge so just to let me know before she does it and i can put my arm
21:32there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself oh yeah this is this is buckingham palace you're
21:38right or the gardens of buckingham palace and we'll go past that later on
21:45this is more bruised than my hand this hurts a lot honestly so i'm gonna need some ice on that when we get
21:53back yeah so this is westminster abbey now further down here you'll see there's another church and it
22:01actually looks like a mosque but it's a byzantinian church and inside when you go inside it's okay
22:09i could definitely see that the ticks are escalating and i think what makes me uncomfortable is that i'm
22:14seeing some self-destructive kind of ticks and i haven't seen those in a while this is exactly why we
22:20wanted to come to london and try the new pulse device if this device works these moments could
22:26be so much more enjoyable for balen it's never been never been finished why i do not know i mean
22:37this tour guide is super fun and i want to see all of london but my ticks are too bad and this is just
22:42too much right now i just feel like i need to get off this bus as soon as possible
22:57i watched one a mate of mine said come on i'm gonna go to a game yeah my word i couldn't believe
23:21it we got there at nine o'clock in the morning there were barbecues going all sorts of things
23:25my ticks have not been this bad in a really long time and i'm just really thankful that the bus tour
23:31is almost over this is horsebury road so we've come around in a massive circle shut up bitch you're
23:38winning okay ladies and gentlemen don't get out the tissues but this is the end of the tour it's been
23:47lovely to have you all aboard balen was a little bit on fire with her ticks she's self-harming like
23:54those are the ticks that beat her down but we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour
24:04like there's always a balance that's occurring between making sure the whole family is okay but
24:09also making sure that balen has what she needs to be okay russell knocked it out of the park russell
24:16was super cool yeah he's awesome tour guy was amazing the tour was amazing do you guys want to
24:21do anything else before we head back to the house me and con are going to go to the big ben and take
24:25pictures we're going to walk over here have fun let's just catch up in a few we plan on doing more
24:30sightseeing today but today has been a lot for me already it got cold all of a sudden look how pretty big
24:37ben is though yeah so i would rather just get my picture with big ben here and go back to our rental
24:44and have a relaxing peaceful night well that was a lot of fun anybody tired oh my god what do you
24:52guys want to do now what do you want to grab some ice cream i'll grab some ice i don't want ice cream
24:57they probably do i'll go okay come on let's go we're gonna grab some ice cream all right we'll just meet
25:01you over there then okay perfect we'll wait for balen and colin i know they're doing their thing
25:07oh my god all right that's exciting it's so helpful to have my mom candy here to help with the boys
25:16yeah especially since our day's already been an adventure and with how intense bay's ticks have
25:22been today we really haven't had a chance to check in with each other yep
25:27dick
25:34my ticks were absolutely terrible my collarbone hurts my neck hurts my head hurts my knees hurt so it's
25:43been a day what's crazy is that we haven't seen her do like the hitting thing in forever
25:49well it is concerning i mean it's not like she's with strangers she's with us
25:54like if she was by herself would that be 10 times worse 100 times worse
25:59i know and it's like she can't help it because colin kept saying to her just hit me instead
26:03hit me but she's like i can't i think it actually caught her off guard because i don't think because
26:09her knowing that we're going on a bus right so she thinks she's separated from a crowd when really
26:14you're not because you're seeing all the stimulation around you so your body is still being hyper aware
26:20that's just overwhelming for her there's no quick shot to fix it but your mind still takes you back to
26:27this hope of the new pulse i'm so hopeful that this device is going to help valen that i've almost willed
26:33myself to believe it as a parent i'm just hoping that this device gives her some relief and gives her
26:43some hope that there is something better to look forward to because she needs it
26:51but other other than my tics on the tour the tour was really really cool the tour guide was awesome
27:01didn't say anything about my tics yeah like it was just super super cool to be like with somebody that
27:07doesn't care but also is as funny and amazing as he was yeah he was he was very funny you're bald
27:15you're bald you're bald but to be able to see all the history about the city which is just amazing
27:25like this city is just crazy like it really is the architecture the people but uh you getting on that
27:31thing the eye yeah absolutely not okay but speaking of like tourist things and like things to do
27:42we still need to uh talk to my parents about the wedding yeah it's just important that we do it
27:49sooner than later dick down in dallas you're not my meemaw do i think that right now is the right time
27:58to talk to them no it's been a really long day so it has and i agree with you it doesn't need to be
28:07today we have very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to get my
28:13parents away from the rest of the group so i'm honestly not sure when me and con will be able
28:19to talk to my parents but the longer we wait the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding
28:25bald bitch there's a lot of bald people in the uk we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know
28:37that i've never really noticed that many ball people until today they are everywhere they live
28:44amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting them
28:50bald bitch like that
29:07make sure to order the cab so we're not late yeah i already ordered the cab i figured out how to do
29:13it there's like an app oh a little high tech yeah a little app that you call it from so
29:17well your family's meeting us there right yeah hopefully the traffic isn't too bad yeah my family
29:24is currently out sightseeing right now say hi we're on the london eye is anybody nervous
29:34after the bus tour yesterday colin and i just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
29:38because i will not be going on the london eye i'm petrified of heights once they're done my family
29:45is going to meet us for lunch so me and colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub for the
29:51first time in london we're so excited well i'm so excited i don't know about colin i'm excited too
29:58what do you think is british food here to eat porridge i don't even know what porridge is but i
30:03saw it on a menu somewhere i'm like excited to try food but i'm also like such a picky eater that i'm
30:08just like i don't know how far i'm gonna be able to go we're not adventurous eaters let's just put
30:14it that way we're both picky eaters but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes when in london
30:21get bangers and mash i'm sorry somebody's peeing down the on the tube i think it's somebody going to
30:32pee right now right let's wait and find out oh oh oh yeah i think that's it i am look at them they're
30:44so cool yep this is us well wait con is getting out oh morning good morning you're all right how you
30:53doing good how are you yeah not super oh thank you oh where are we off to uh we're going to the duke of
31:00hamilton very nice thank you thank you all right welcome you got everything yeah yes yeah yeah thank
31:06you what is that a little fancy sweet see opening the door i just want to let you know um i have
31:21tourette syndrome it's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder so if you hear or see anything
31:29that doesn't fit in then just ignore it trust me you're in good company all right you'll be all
31:34right thank you so much you're going to do or say to me that i ain't seen an herb before so
31:39you crack on and enjoy yourself just relax thank you all right i am aware of tourette's i suffer
31:45with adhd myself so it's kind of on the same sort of spectrum line then tuck they are wankers
31:51and i have had passengers with tourette syndrome before and that wasn't an issue either because to be
31:56honest why should it be have you lived in london your whole life well i don't live in london now i
32:04was born in london oh bitch yeah i live in essex but literally on the border of where east london and
32:12essex meet okay essex
32:17growing up like i don't know what it was but i like always wanted a british accent
32:24there's there's something about try it try it oh i'm i'm not good i sound would you like some
32:29shrimp on the bobby she's good yeah that's all right that's australian but yeah close so i'll
32:35i'll give you something to say so okay say um listen mate you've got two choices
32:42you've got two choices there you go that's perfect two choices
32:46you can even walk out see i can't or you're going out the window you've got two choices
32:53you can either walk out or go out the window
32:58that's the best i got
32:59you can even walk out or walk out say out out that's it out or you go out the window
33:11you can throw it out the window your accent is like spot on when you're ticking but when you're
33:17not ticking and you're having to think about it it's harder yeah it's really hard hello hello
33:24hello spot on what brings you to landon there is a device that is currently going through testing
33:34trials for tourettes okay and i'm going there to be part of like an informational meeting to
33:41kind of see how the device affects me and affects and works with my tics basically it's definitely
33:48groundbreaking we're pretty excited to see kind of you're bald bitch yeah he both definitely is
33:58yeah there's a lot of bald people in the uk yeah not wrong yeah we're like 40 british and my dad's
34:07bald too i don't i have no idea we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know that they're
34:15everywhere i've never really noticed that many bald people until today they are everywhere they
34:22live amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting
34:27them i sure worked with my c-bit therapist for with my bald tick before i came here mom even told me
34:34to work on it and i was like no it's not that annoying bald it's not that like it's really like
34:39it's fine i'm glad you didn't work on it because it's entertaining mate oh bitch like that
34:47i am extremely comfortable with this cab driver it's just really really nice to finally be understood
34:53and not have to explain myself so him just being himself made the whole cab ride it's kind of
35:03exciting that our meeting with new pulse is already tomorrow like it's really exciting
35:09that it's just right around the corner bitch i i feel like bad that i'm excited to be here and
35:16i'm grateful but i don't want to have high expectations going into this because if it works
35:21it works if it doesn't it doesn't i'm not gonna like get upset and you're bald you know if it really is
35:26this life-changing and you're able to maybe get it next year hopefully maybe you know that's something
35:34that you know would really help with pregnancy as well you know okay what um okay let's save the baby
35:46talk for another day why i'm it's a serious thing whether the new pulse device works or it doesn't work
35:57i would like to still have a conversation about babies oh i was like you're throwing me for another
36:05loop i of course want a family with colin and i want children however colin's next career could be
36:11him working 24 7 which would mean me at home with a baby 24 7. and it's very difficult with the conditions
36:20that i have there's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown which just puts a lot of pressure on me
36:27i have tourette syndrome stupid
36:31no it's just you're not talking about it you just keep pushing me back and i would like to
36:37eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it
36:39okay all right yeah we can have a conversation about another day okay another day another time
36:51maybe not in the back of a cab okay
36:57i haven't been ready to talk to colin about my concerns because i know that that's that means
37:02everything to him is starting a family and i don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship
37:09and it's she baby weenie
37:18there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me it's really hard to not pay attention to
37:23the man staring at me and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing
37:30at me is he making fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude
37:39it's been a pleasure
37:48oh look hey guys hi bae have you guys been in yet no who's hungry let's get some food i'm pretty hungry
37:58so cute hey guys how you doing hi mom grab a seat wherever you like okay i'll be here in a minute
38:09okay this looks nice are we here over here
38:15i'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about british food so i'm super excited to
38:22try let's hope good food let's hope i thought these bars and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining
38:30everybody's like our fights happen at like seven o'clock dick well i'm not whispering so i was like
38:38what food is that oh wait those are specials over there is that different over there
38:42spotted dick that's actually what it says dick i know nothing about food in the uk i literally only
38:52know that my kids have said mom we hear the food here is kind of gross back there mushy peas fish and
39:00chips with a little brickle-brackle i am a very adventurous eater i explore i guide i taste i do not
39:08personally like exploring foods i just stick to my own lane like if if the food doesn't look good i
39:15don't try dad what are you gonna get dick spotted dick fuck that bitch is there pictures shut the
39:24fuck up what is a french fry clam i don't know why is the whole place going silent
39:35i don't know spotted alone in a safari i'm sorry energy baby waney it's not funny today much like any
39:45other day is a difficult day for valent dick with all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard i think
39:55bae's getting towards her limits today i'm gonna get the bangers and mash someone get fish and chips and
40:02we'll get the bubble and squeak my ticks on the bus yesterday were more physical and the ticks today
40:09at the pub have been more vocal guys how are we getting on here i have a couple questions yeah
40:16i have tourette's so i would just like to let you know i have a tick where i call people bald
40:20so it's absolutely nothing against you he gets it all the time yeah he does um
40:26what is spotted dick spotted dick is a i say dessert so it's a sponge with uh some like dried fruits inside
40:34so raisins currants and served with the custard on the side okay chip buddy buddy chip marty anything
40:41that's a buddy is between two slices of bread like a sandwich so it's carbs on carbs okay i like that
40:47yeah i don't really recall waiting on someone with tourette's objection we do get a lot of american
40:56guests coming in i guess you maybe aren't familiar with uh uk cuisine um but i think in this line of work
41:02you've just got to roll with the punches accept people at face value okay i want i want to try
41:07a beer i've never tried beer before okay where do i start i probably start on a lager what do you want
41:13the alpaca ipa oh okay we're going straight to there i think we'll maybe start with the light
41:18lager and see where we go from there yeah okay okay i have never tried beer before because i've never
41:23been interested in it but the reason why i'm trying beer for the first time in london is because there's
41:29a pub on every single corner basically so what better place to try beer than here i tell you
41:34what i'll bring you a tasty alpaca you can try as well can i all right yeah what about the vinegar
41:40on the fish and chips comes on the side buddy you can add as much as little as you want and it's
41:44cheap baby weenie there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me which corner the left-hand
41:56corner over there to your left he's in the corner he just turns around the stairs and laughs
42:04damn this is the way it is just grew up without no manners crazy the environment
42:11is a little bit small and echoey and it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me
42:17and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing at me is he making
42:24fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude can't fix everybody i expect it when i go out i i
42:34totally expect that people are going to stare people are going to giggle people are going to
42:39laugh but it bugs balen and it bugs colin like your parents obviously didn't raise you right
42:48he's sitting over there and he's like blatantly laughing at balen and her ticking
42:53and that's when the anger starts to build because it's like how are you that rude
42:59i thought it was you have to be 18. i'm trying to enjoy myself the best i can with my family and
43:06with colin but it's so hard to when constantly in your corner you're being laughed and mocked and
43:13stared at it just doesn't make the experience fun and i just don't know how much more i can take
43:20that's wild yeah dick he's about to get called out
43:33colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline what i just don't think i've expressed to
43:39him my concerns we're making every life decision in a matter of like six months and now we you wanting
43:49babies on top of it is it's about one in a family we spoke to the wedding planner okay told us to
43:58lower our expectations or increase our budget and we haven't asked don't throw anything stupid out right
44:06now is that a bitch today is finally the day we are here to meet people with new pulse
44:16a device that helps the frequency of ticks perfect and today i will be able to try it on for the first time
44:24do you feel anything yet sure
44:26bitch
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