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00:00you've changed in a good way in a good
00:07way we can't compete with glow bronze
00:09if they're offering a BOGO so just cut
00:12off their supply you've owe me some peace
00:16Terry I like to take care of those who
00:18take care of me there's an issue the
00:22issue are you gonna have to take a drug
00:23test have three consequences what kind of
00:27consequences you will hand over your
00:30territory the casino you found something
00:34yes I did there's an opportunity for me
00:39it's outside of all of this you're not
00:42going anywhere
00:57from across the state now you want a
01:02piece this is who you are who you want
01:05to be it's so sweet
01:08see money go I get the bread no butter
01:11dough I spray clips that's not a flow like
01:13you get money bro that's all the time you
01:16you see the name that's done the size
01:17that's 24 like kofi bryan cause 24
01:19we on the grind
01:20real big dinner from the ramble way
01:22so you had to get it rip and flip it
01:24that's my day today why you trippin' on me
01:27for the culture ain't never change
01:28I lean and I rock with it snap my fingers in your face
01:31give me my bag bitch you know I ain't come to play
01:34and even if you hate me now your cousin's gonna
01:36ride this way give me my bag bitch you know I ain't come to
01:39play and even if you hate me now your uncle's gonna
01:42ride this way bitch
01:45I'm gonna die for the money
01:48I'm gonna die for the money
02:03Who loves the sun? Who cares that it makes plants grow? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:17Who loves the wind? Who cares that it makes breezes? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:32Ba-ba-ba-ba who loves the sun? Ba-ba-ba-ba who loves the sun? Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:49Congratulations! You did it! We really did! Let's celebrate!
02:54Oh, I would have brought you one, but we did all the work.
02:58You could have just bought a normal size one. I sure could have.
03:01So, let's talk expansion. How quickly can we have transform on shelves nationwide?
03:07Yeah, about that. No need to panic.
03:10Okay, Dan, by phrasing it that way, you are kind of invoking panic.
03:14Like I said, the last couple of weeks there's been some changes on the exec side here at Kenneth Galore.
03:21What do you mean?
03:22It means that the new VP of retail, not me, didn't get it.
03:27He doesn't rubber stamp new deals that he hasn't personally reviewed.
03:32Sure, okay. What kind of delay are we talking?
03:34Oh, not long. Three, six months.
03:36Six months? Henley?
03:38Yeah, no, I get your frustration.
03:40Do you, Henley? You do?
03:42You said that if we sold enough spray tan, we'd go national.
03:46You looked us in the eye. You swore an oath on the lives of your three children, man.
03:51I don't think I did that.
03:52Dang it.
03:53Okay, this VP, can we meet him?
03:55Well, let's give him some time to settle in and I'll schedule a sit down in the next few weeks.
04:01We don't really have a few weeks.
04:03Our financial situation is grim.
04:06Yeah, can we talk to him sooner?
04:08Well, I'm having dinner with him tonight, but so I can put in a good word and maybe get you in earlier.
04:13Tonight, you say?
04:14That wasn't an invite.
04:15Look, if we succeed, you succeed, right?
04:18Well, sure.
04:20So help us help you.
04:23And Henley, even if you don't invite us, we're gonna find out where you're having dinner and we're gonna show up anyway.
04:31Okay, fine.
04:357pm sharp.
04:36And just try to look the part.
04:39That's my man right there.
04:40All right.
04:41Send us the details.
04:42Woo!
04:43Let's go.
04:44Oh, Martin, Martin, stick around.
04:45Weird.
04:48What's that?
04:50So, um, the new VP, he's tricky.
04:53He's hard to please.
04:55And he's not planning on approving many new deals.
04:58So if you want tonight to go your way, things need to go perfectly.
05:03Oh, we get it.
05:04What I mean is...
05:08It might be wise for Vicki to sit this one out.
05:12Vicki is half the company.
05:14I can't tell her to stay at home.
05:17You know what?
05:18Don't you worry.
05:19Yeah, I can manage her.
05:21Hey, you're driving, right?
05:22So I can have yours?
05:24Yay!
05:25She likes champagne.
05:26You're married, right?
05:27Yes.
05:28Yes.
05:29And your wife is discerning and...
05:31Different to your sister.
05:32Very much so.
05:33Bring her along.
05:34She might dilute Vicki.
05:35You know, keep things level.
05:37Okay.
05:38Martin, I'm rooting for you.
05:41So, you know, this is your shot.
05:42Henley really said I shouldn't come.
05:43I literally thought that guy loved me.
05:44I told him that you have to be there.
05:45Yeah, no, you shouldn't have to be there.
05:46Yeah, no, you shouldn't have to be there.
05:47And I'm gonna prove him so wrong.
05:48Please don't start any trouble.
05:49No, no, it's gonna be fine.
05:51In fact, I am going to behave so properly,
05:53act with so much decorum that Henley is gonna fucking choke on my good foot.
05:55Okay, I'm gonna be fine.
05:56I'm gonna be fine.
05:57But I'm gonna be fine.
05:58You know, she might dilute Vicki.
05:59You know, keep things level.
06:00Okay.
06:01Martin, I'm rooting for you.
06:03So, you know, this is your shot.
06:04Henley really said I shouldn't come.
06:05I literally thought that guy loved me.
06:06I told him that you have to be there.
06:07Yeah, no, she shouldn't have to be there.
06:08It's gonna be fine.
06:08In fact, I am going to behave so properly,
06:11act with so much decorum,
06:12that Henley's gonna fucking choke
06:14on my good fucking manners.
06:15Okay, well, sounds great.
06:17I'm still gonna bring joy
06:18since Henley thinks it'll help, okay?
06:20Hey, we have a problem.
06:23Okay, so he hasn't destroyed any evidence,
06:25no clandestine meetings with shady figures,
06:27no uncontrollable weeping at religious sites,
06:29nothing to suggest he's feeling guilty.
06:31So how's he been acting?
06:32He's still trying to win me back, so...
06:34Nice. Attentive.
06:35You think he knows something's up?
06:36No.
06:37I don't know.
06:38I don't know.
06:39I don't know.
06:40I don't know.
06:41I don't know.
06:42I don't know.
06:43I don't know.
06:44I don't know.
06:45I don't know.
06:46I don't know.
06:47I don't know.
06:48I don't know.
06:49I don't know.
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:52I don't know what happens up.
06:54No, but it's getting hard.
06:57Pretending like everything's normal.
06:59Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
07:02I need to know if he was involved.
07:04You really think he could be capable of murder?
07:08I don't know, but he is different.
07:11Feed him into a croc different?
07:16Obviously being extorted the night Cash died looks bad,
07:19but it doesn't prove he's a murderer.
07:22True, but it does put him on a short list of suspects.
07:25Still, there's no evidence.
07:27Maybe we should go back to the beginning.
07:30It's possible we missed something along the way.
07:32Okay.
07:33For me, it all started when that croc went boom.
07:36I was speaking on.
07:37Check this out.
07:39Nice, huh?
07:40I should sell these.
07:41Yeah, I'll take one.
07:42Okay.
07:45What would cause that kind of explosion?
07:48I googled, do crocs spontaneously combust?
07:50They don't.
07:51But maybe that's where we should start.
07:53I grew up, and I don't really know if yours was involved.
07:55I move away, you can be going to fool around,
07:55but maybe it came all day to bold.
07:56Yeah, well the weird thing is going to be blown away...
08:11It doesn't be no mess, you just don't reflect.
08:13Yeah, I do touch the other right of it.
08:14That's completely nice.
08:16Yes, I can't even find this in
08:17life.
08:17said not a full list.
08:18What's that?
08:30Losing the casino was a tough break.
08:32It's not easy to replace that revenue.
08:34No shit.
08:35So I've been trying to find alternative ways to put some cash in your pocket.
08:39I spoke to these real estate people.
08:41They reckon the value of this place has skyrocketed over the years.
08:44You could sell.
08:45You could walk away, retire, do whatever you want.
08:48Holy fuck.
08:50Someone would actually pay that much for a fucking kid thing park.
08:54Not the park, Moans.
08:55The land.
08:56To do what?
08:57Develop it.
08:58Develop how?
08:59They said into townhouses.
09:01Townhouses?
09:02Yeah, like nice ones.
09:03Three stories, community pickleball court.
09:05What the fuck is pickleball?
09:08You know, when me and Cash were kids, we didn't have a lot of supervision at the foster house.
09:13Climb over the fence, sneak in here most days.
09:16And when we got enough cash, we bought the place, made it ours.
09:19Yeah, Moans, I know.
09:22The cash is gone.
09:25This is the only home Cash and I have ever known.
09:28So you tell your guy and his pickleballs to get fucked.
09:32Because I ain't selling.
09:36Besides, we've got the perfect replacement for the casino.
09:39Yeah, this has everything we need.
09:52Degenerate gamblers that we can target for high interest loans.
09:58They're pocketed whales that we can extort for their winnings.
10:02It's not quite the income bracket we're used to.
10:11Yeah, Moans, the guys who come here are pretty run dry.
10:15Yeah, and I'm a dog person.
10:16This place is pretty hard to stomach.
10:23Listen, we're going to have a meeting with the owner about partnering.
10:28No more negativity.
10:31This place is perfect.
10:43Gotta get this thing steamed.
10:46Hey, do you have a needle and thread?
10:48These are starting to fray in the crotch.
10:50Oh, no.
10:51Please don't tell me you're wearing those tonight.
10:53These are my lucky jeans, Martin.
10:54And, of course, they're for tonight.
10:57Come on.
10:57Don't you have anything a little more, like, CEO-y?
11:00You know, a pantsuit of some kind?
11:02Or a lady tux?
11:03My God.
11:04This is like Little Miss Indiana.
11:06Little Miss what?
11:07Remember that pageant mom would make me compete in?
11:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:11Where you bit one of the judges and got disqualified.
11:13Yeah, I do remember that.
11:15That was very bad.
11:16Yeah, I feel like you and Henley are trying to Little Miss Indiana me.
11:19Oh, no.
11:20Look, look.
11:21I'm not asking you to pretend to be someone you're not, all right?
11:24I'm just saying, put on something nice and act like you know what you're doing.
11:29Because you do.
11:31Thanks, bud.
11:33But keep your teeth to yourself.
11:34God, everybody always focuses on that.
11:36But I finished in the final round that year.
11:38Yeah, you did.
11:39Yeah, I did.
11:40Hey, Vic.
11:40What?
11:42You got this.
11:43I believe in you.
11:45Thanks.
11:46Thanks.
11:46Thanks.
11:46Thanks.
11:54Fuck.
12:16Fuck!
12:16Fuck!
12:18Fuck!
12:20Tess?
12:31I need some pills.
12:32Wait, aren't you meant to be entering treatment in a few weeks?
12:35Yeah, I know. I know. I've got it.
12:37No, no, no.
12:38Opiates take a while to clear your system, okay?
12:39If you're going to pass a piss test and enter the trials, you're going to...
12:42Yeah, I understand. I get it.
12:44Let's need some pills.
12:47Poor Hanks.
12:48I know this shit's really hard to kick, okay?
12:52But I would hate to see you waste your shot.
12:54Told you. I'm fine.
12:57I've got a plan.
13:06Well, as far as I'm concerned, the conventional banking system's a relic of the past anyway.
13:11Yeah, see, you get it, bro.
13:12You want to sell financial services to my customers, I say it's a free market.
13:16Oh, music to my ears.
13:18And the more money you loan these deadbeats, the more it ends up in my pocket.
13:22Always heard you were a quick study.
13:25Problem is, what happens if one of your borrowers wins big?
13:31Yeah, well, see, we've got a fail-safe.
13:34My colleague here, Susie, she's an expert in putting people in compromising situations.
13:40Bit of a life-ruiner, are you?
13:42Huh? Not hard to see why.
13:43Yeah, the best.
13:45Never miss the target.
13:46So if someone walks out of here with too much of my money...
13:50Well, we just bring it all the way back to you, Brock.
13:52Bar your cut.
13:54Which is...
13:55How much?
13:57We take 80% of the extortion revenue.
14:00Oh.
14:02I heard that you were having a bit of trouble with the casino.
14:08The word is...
14:10The syndicate's giving it to Skinner.
14:15Is that what you heard?
14:16No, I gave it away.
14:21Place was past its prime.
14:24Either way, it seems like the options for your skill set are rather limited.
14:31Excuse me?
14:33Well, what I'm trying to say is that maybe we can negotiate that percentage.
14:37See, Vinny.
14:4350?
14:4460.
14:4550?
14:45You know it's fair.
14:4651.
14:48Or I walk.
14:52Here's to a fruitful partnership.
15:00And fuck the casino.
15:02It's all there.
15:07You can trust me.
15:08Yeah, yeah.
15:09I'll be the better judge of that.
15:12Mate, I wouldn't mess her out.
15:15Not after the last couple of weeks you've had.
15:19What the fuck does that mean?
15:20Nothing.
15:21It's nothing.
15:22No, no, no.
15:23Go on.
15:25Tell me about the last couple of weeks I've had.
15:28Just the thing with Moni.
15:31What thing?
15:32Branding.
15:36Who the fuck told you about that?
15:37I don't know who told me initially, but I thought...
15:39Fucking tell me!
15:41Jeffers.
15:42Lefty.
15:43Dondon.
15:45And then Big Rod.
15:46He was saying that if you want to be careful, it doesn't turn into an infection.
15:50He's done a first aid accreditation.
15:52He's fully ticketed.
15:53But no one thinks any less of you based on any of that.
15:56Less of me?
15:57No.
15:57Who the fuck's saying that?
15:58No one.
15:59Wombat said it.
16:03And Steve, but the other Steve, he's back in town.
16:07He said something.
16:08Is that rhetorical, what you just did?
16:10I don't know.
16:10I can't tell.
16:11I don't have those nuances.
16:12I feel like I should go.
16:15And your father was an inspiration to many of us.
16:26Joyce!
16:27Martin.
16:31What are you doing here?
16:34I know this is your workplace.
16:35It's just, well, first for you, milady.
16:39Thanks.
16:40So look, Vicki and I have this dinner tonight.
16:43It's a tan's form thing with this VP at Chemist Galore.
16:46And I realize this is last minute, but I was hoping you might be able to join.
16:51Oh.
16:53I know, talking spray tan, very boring stuff.
16:56But having you there for support would, it would mean a lot to me.
17:00You wouldn't have to do anything.
17:02Just sit there and be charming and laugh at all my jokes, obviously.
17:06Yeah, I can't.
17:12Oh.
17:12Oh, okay.
17:14Yeah, I've got a work thing.
17:16Yeah, I mean, is there any way that you can get out of it?
17:20Pretty please, please, please.
17:23Yeah, I wish, but my boss, you know?
17:26Yeah.
17:30Well, I get it.
17:31I mean, totally, totally fine.
17:33Yeah, sorry.
17:34Another night?
17:35For sure.
17:36For sure.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Okay.
17:39But, like, we're okay, right?
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yeah, of course.
17:46Okay.
17:47Cool.
17:48But, um, good luck.
17:51You're going to be great.
17:54Thanks.
17:54Thanks.
18:06You're going to make some money.
18:15Oh.
18:16Oh, that, that is the cleanest piss this side of Southern Sydney.
18:21That is so clean.
18:23You could drink that.
18:24Not that I've drank my piss, yeah?
18:27I mean, we've all thought about it, yeah?
18:29All done.
18:32A bit dehydrated, Beno.
18:36Oh, yeah, thanks, mate.
18:37Yeah, that's a lot of crunches this morning.
18:40Yeah, lid.
18:40Oh, yeah.
18:43Um.
18:45Just, I'll steal.
18:47Steal.
18:48I got it.
18:48Stop.
18:48You're going to fucking spill it everywhere.
18:49I fucking got it, mate.
18:50I got it.
18:50I got it.
18:50Fuck.
18:53Shit.
18:54Okay, just, like, give me 20 minutes, and then I'll be good to go again, yeah?
18:59Just...
19:00Oh, no, Terry.
19:10Terry, no, you're not going to...
19:12Hey, Terry, look at me.
19:14Terry, you're better than that, yeah?
19:17Mate, think of your kid.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:39Yeah.
19:40That's...
19:41What?
19:46Joyce can't come tonight.
19:47Ooh, lost your Vicky buffer.
19:49Bummer.
19:49What are you going to do?
19:50She wasn't a buffer.
19:51Look, you're right.
19:53We'll be fine.
19:54All right, so, how's the whole pantsuit search going?
19:57Bad.
19:58Weird.
19:59Everything looks bad and weird.
20:01Ugh, God.
20:02How is this so expensive and so itchy?
20:05You know what?
20:05I'm just going to...
20:06I'm just going to wear my jeans.
20:08Seriously?
20:09Do not make this my fault, Martin.
20:12Vicky, our entire future is riding on this meeting.
20:14Can you please just work with me?
20:16You know what?
20:16I love you.
20:17I'm leaving.
20:18I'll see you soon.
20:18Bye.
20:18Vicky, we're just...
20:20God damn it.
20:22What?
20:22Ah, fuck it.
20:52Hello?
21:02Hey, are you busy tonight?
21:05Why?
21:07I need a date.
21:10A date?
21:11Not like that.
21:12Not like what?
21:14Not like romantic.
21:16Right.
21:17Well, now you've hooked me.
21:19Sorry, look, I have a dinner night with this important buyer, and I know this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I need someone to, uh, well, to pretend to be my wife.
21:31Don't you have a wife, Martin?
21:34She's unavailable.
21:36Right.
21:37Right, so you thought...
21:39That you, being someone who's used to playing a part, wouldn't...
21:43Because I'm a con woman.
21:44No.
21:45No, no, no, no.
21:46I mean, look, and I think you would even admit this, that your skills in this area might be pretty beneficial.
21:54I guess I do owe you for the business plan advice.
21:58Not to mention the whole blackmail that ruined my life thing.
22:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03And that.
22:05Mmm.
22:06What time?
22:08Yes.
22:09Okay.
22:11No, no, no.
22:12No, no.
22:13Hey, babes.
22:14What's the occasion?
22:15Oh, thanks.
22:16No, I'm actually, I'm done here.
22:17Oh, wedding?
22:18Funeral.
22:19Funeral?
22:20Well, you looked really sad.
22:22Me too.
22:23I'm going to a business dinner.
22:27Oh, business dinner.
22:29What's the vibe?
22:30The only instruction I've been given is to refrain from being me.
22:34Which, you know, makes me want to fucking kill myself.
22:37Oh, spooky.
22:39Look, lucky for you, fixing this up is my specialty.
22:43Okay.
22:44Yeah.
22:45And don't kill yourself.
22:46Okay.
22:47Okay.
22:48Okay.
22:49Okay.
22:50Okay.
22:51Okay.
22:52Okay.
22:53Okay.
22:54Okay.
22:55Okay.
22:56Okay.
22:57Okay.
22:58Okay.
22:59Tess.
23:00What's going on?
23:01Can you hold on to this, please?
23:04You know there are people who can help you detox?
23:10Professionals.
23:11How long?
23:1224 hours.
23:13Remember, play by the rules.
23:14Yeah.
23:15I'm all zipped up and corporate ready.
23:16You don't have to worry about me.
23:17So she's supposed to be here.
23:18Honestly, it might be for the best.
23:22Remember, play by the rules.
23:36Yeah, I'm all zipped up and corporate ready.
23:38You don't have to worry about me.
23:42So she's supposed to be here.
23:44Honestly, it might be for the best.
23:47Having your extortionist cosplay as your wife is cool,
23:49but trust me, it can backfire.
23:52Hey, we're going to be okay.
23:55We've come this far.
24:08So, Martin and Vicky Marvin,
24:11this is Lachlan Jennings,
24:13Chemist Law's VP of Retail,
24:14and his lovely wife, Gloria.
24:16Hi, it's great to meet you.
24:18Good evening to you, both.
24:20All right.
24:22Um...
24:23Right.
24:26Are we expecting anyone else?
24:28Sorry, my wife, she was, you know...
24:30Wouldn't miss it for the world.
24:32Hi, darling.
24:33Sorry, that was traffic.
24:36Hello, I'm Joyce.
24:37Lachlan Jennings.
24:39This is my wife, Gloria.
24:39Hi, Gloria.
24:40Hello.
24:41What a cute couple.
24:43How did you two meet?
24:44How did we meet?
24:47Well, it's a funny story.
24:50It's an interesting and funny story.
24:51We met at a convention.
24:53I made the first move,
24:54dragged into a wine bar,
24:56then a bottle of Pinot,
24:57and before I knew it,
24:58I trapped.
24:59Forever.
25:01That's romantic, isn't it?
25:04What about you two?
25:05I'm sure there's a great story there.
25:07Oh, no, no, no.
25:08It's not a very interesting story.
25:10Come on.
25:10Come on, Gloria.
25:12We're all friends.
25:14Well, we were colleagues
25:17working on a project
25:18that required a lot of travel,
25:20and so after a few international flights,
25:23we fell in love,
25:24and, yeah, a few months later,
25:26he proposed.
25:28Aw, that's a cute story.
25:30Aw.
25:31Yeah, but what I'd love to know
25:32is why Henley here was so insistent
25:35that I meet with you two.
25:36Yes, Mr Jennings,
25:38my brother Martin and I
25:40have spent the past year
25:41building our spray tan startup
25:43into a successful business.
25:45Over our trial period
25:46with your company,
25:46we have not only reached
25:48our sales goals,
25:49we have surpassed them.
25:50Despite facing normal hurdles
25:52of a small business,
25:53we feel ready and confident
25:56to become long-term partners
25:57with Chemisk Glor.
25:59Well, that's interesting.
26:01Isn't it?
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah.
26:02And what differentiates
26:06Tan's form
26:06from every other spray tan
26:08on the market
26:08is the Mackayberry, right?
26:11It's anti-aging elements,
26:13sets us apart
26:14from the rest of the industry,
26:15gives us a compelling USP,
26:17and it's proven to have
26:18a loyal and growing customer base.
26:21That's right.
26:22Right.
26:23But from what Henley's told me,
26:26it sounds like your sales
26:27have been assisted
26:28by some unique events.
26:32Well, you know,
26:33there are always
26:34external factors, right?
26:35We just try to navigate
26:37the path that's laid
26:38right in front of us.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Of course.
26:41But didn't one of your
26:42biggest competitors
26:43lose like a week's worth
26:45of stock
26:45from a vandalism incident?
26:47Right.
26:48Well, Glowbrons
26:49was already on the back foot,
26:51threatened by us, actually,
26:53and had to resort to a BOGO.
26:54Kind of sad.
26:55Pathetic, really.
26:56You know, respectfully speaking.
27:00Hmm.
27:02Why don't you tell them
27:03about the plane?
27:04The plane.
27:05The plane.
27:05Yeah, the plane.
27:06Thanks.
27:07Yeah, you know,
27:08a creative viral marketing stunt
27:11that resulted
27:12in a significant sales boost.
27:14Right.
27:16Oh, you mean the crash.
27:17Oh, you know,
27:18we think of it as a demand-generating
27:21non-fatal ocean landing.
27:23You know?
27:24Yeah.
27:24Kind of beautiful, actually.
27:26Right?
27:27Yeah, beautiful.
27:28Beautiful, I think about it.
27:32Maybe we should get some wine.
27:34Yeah, that's...
27:35We love...
27:35Yes.
27:36And I'll be right back.
27:38Excuse me.
27:39Yeah, thank you.
27:39Okay, thank you.
27:43He'll be right back.
27:44You okay?
28:14Yeah, I'm fine. Just need a little reset. He's not giving me very much.
28:20I know his type. His biggest fear is losing his place at the top of the food chain.
28:27That's why what I do works. Guys like that, they only think about what they have to lose.
28:31So you, you have to show him what he has to gain.
28:35Yeah, I'm trying.
28:37Not the business, Ma. You.
28:40You know, most people would have broken under Moni's interrogation, but you didn't.
28:44If you can survive that, you can survive anything.
28:49Show him who you are.
29:02Delicious vino.
29:04This one's from the Margaret River.
29:06Margaret River.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Oof.
29:09In my opinion, one of the better rivers, you know.
29:12And, oh.
29:13So, uh, Lachlan, can I ask you a question?
29:18Sure.
29:21So, what do you look for in a long-term retail prospect?
29:25Minimization of risk.
29:27Well, uh, interesting you say that because before we started Transform, I was actually a risk analyst at a small investment fund.
29:35So I'd spend my days, like, studying data and predicting outcomes, making determinations.
29:40So I get where you're coming from, right?
29:43We're small, unproven.
29:45You don't know what might happen.
29:47And there's certainty in saying no.
29:49But when you say no to everything, you miss out on a lot.
29:54Right?
29:55For example, if I had said no to go on this Transform adventure with Vicki, I'd still be a risk analyst.
30:02So, Lachlan, I understand the safe move here is to turn us down.
30:06But wouldn't you rather find out what happens when you take a journey down the uncertain road of yes?
30:18Why don't we order mains?
30:25Really good.
30:26You're welcome.
30:27We're here.
30:28We're gonna...
30:29Oh.
30:33Oh.
30:36Oh.
30:45Oh.
30:47I said, I can't control who buys your fucking foot cream.
31:15So he upends the entire table.
31:19His sanctuary bow and sweetens our book.
31:25So, Lachlan, listen, Martin.
31:31You hit your numbers.
31:33Your USP is good.
31:36But you are small and you are unproven.
31:39And the risk-taking speech was, you know, yeah, it was relatable.
31:42But I didn't get to my position by gambling on unknowns.
31:46So, I'm afraid the answer is no.
31:54I wish you guys good luck, both of you.
31:59Thank God.
32:01Thank God this is over.
32:03Woo!
32:06Becky.
32:07Becky.
32:07That river wine fucks.
32:12Oh, God.
32:14I didn't want to wear this.
32:16But I had to project the right image, right?
32:21Oh, my God, I'm so glad I did that.
32:23For what?
32:24Can we go now?
32:27I want to go.
32:27Lachlan, I think that what Vicki is trying to say is that sometimes we change who we are because we feel that it's necessary to represent ourselves in a different way.
32:48Yeah.
32:49Right?
32:49To prove to someone else that we're what they want.
32:53Like earlier, I told you, oh, I'm a risk taker.
32:56But you know what?
32:57In truth, I'm also still the risk analyst.
33:00I'm just wearing a different outfit today.
33:03But if there's anything that this journey with Transform has taught me, it's that I can be more than one thing.
33:10Right?
33:12I'm a skincare company CEO, a product pitcher, a rebate distributor.
33:19I believe that with something as simple as a Coda Spray Tan, we can become a different version of ourselves.
33:27All right?
33:27Someone who's willing to do things they'd never even imagine.
33:31Right?
33:31Because at Transform, we want to help people become whoever they want to be.
33:37Because no one should be limited to just being themselves.
33:53Good.
33:53I mean, I am wearing shapewear, tired enough to squeeze the arse out of an elephant, because that's what you have to wear as a VP's wife, right?
34:03It's fine.
34:04Stop it.
34:05Do you know that we did not meet on a project?
34:07Don't.
34:08I was his secretary.
34:09Gloria.
34:09He got me pregnant.
34:11Oh, Lachlan, stop it.
34:13You put on this hard as nails, no feelings VP face.
34:17But do you know what he'll do as soon as we get home?
34:19The moment we get home, he's going to snuggle up with the cat.
34:23All right, we all need to wear a mask every now and then, otherwise the world would know how full of shit we all are.
34:31These two understand that.
34:42Cheers.
34:45Hmm.
34:46I should melt down more often, huh?
34:48You absolutely should.
34:50Don't encourage her.
34:51Okay.
34:52So what was it like being Joyce?
34:54Oh, you don't have to answer.
34:55Yes.
34:55You know, not the worst.
34:57Not the worst.
34:58High bar.
34:58It's like you said, it's nice to be someone else for the night sometimes.
35:04Okay.
35:05Pee-pee, Vicky, gonna go pee-pee.
35:06Bye.
35:06Mm-hmm.
35:07So, what happens now with the company?
35:16Well, you know, you're getting into more stores and sell more product and grow.
35:23Hmm.
35:24It's really great, Martin.
35:26Look, I could not have done it without you.
35:29Oh, come on.
35:30No, really.
35:31I mean, what you said to me in there, no one's ever said anything like that to me before.
35:36Oh.
35:37Well, I've never said anything like that to anyone, either.
35:42Yeah.
35:43Hmm.
35:44Hmm.
35:49Okay, well, I should, I should go.
35:53Well, thank you so much for tonight, really.
35:57I mean, if the whole hotel thing doesn't work out, you've got a bright future in the spray
36:01tan business.
36:02Ah.
36:02Well, I do go to a lot of beauty conventions.
36:08It might.
36:09Go ahead.
36:22All right.
36:23Give me the keys.
36:23I want to drive.
36:24Over my dead body.
36:27I'm not drunk.
36:28I don't think I'm getting, maybe I am drunk.
36:31Yes, you're drunk.
36:32I don't think it even matters in this country.
36:43Hi, Susie.
36:44This is Phil from Western Sydney United Bank.
36:48Look, we did have to go through your background check, and unfortunately, some issues have come
36:54up, yet, namely, a criminal record, and unfortunately, in this situation, you have been deemed too high
37:02risk.
37:02So, yeah, I'm very sorry.
37:05We do thank you.
37:06How are we doing?
37:20How are we doing?
37:34Yeah.
37:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:36Good, good.
37:37Yeah?
37:37Yeah.
37:37Well, I mean, today was mostly about acclimatizing.
37:40Yeah, just familiarizing ourselves with the new environment.
37:44Yeah.
37:44The fuck does that mean?
37:47Well, Mone, it takes time developing leads.
37:49You could build, you can't tell.
37:50How many gamblers took out a line?
37:54Well, I mean, numbers-wise, it's a little skewed in a short term.
37:57I don't think it's a, I don't think numbers is the clear indicator to the progression that
38:01we're actually making.
38:02No, I mean, the future's long.
38:04Yeah, we don't need to discuss specificities about numbers.
38:07How many?
38:11None.
38:13Zero.
38:15That's accurate, numbers-wise.
38:18You two are fucking useless.
38:21And where the hell have you been?
38:24Extortion up.
38:26Finally, someone who knows how to earn.
38:28How much are we going to net?
38:30Ah, the shitbag's credit card was rejected.
38:33Turns out he was like seven months behind on child support, so there was nothing to extort.
38:36I spent fucking five hours with the brick.
38:39So you're fucking useless too, eh?
38:41Fuck, Mones.
38:42It was you who decided to go all in on a fucking dog track.
38:46The place is a shithole.
38:47The punters are too broke to pay for their drinks, let alone interest.
38:51The ones who win don't pocket enough cash to make blackmailing them even worth it.
38:55You know, if you really wanted to right this ship, you would sell fun time and cash the
39:00fuck out.
39:00Talk to me like that again and I will fucking kill you.
39:18And I'll kill that cunt dad of yours as well.
39:25Understand?
39:29Now fuck off.
39:30Where's the waitress?
39:57We should get like mimosas or something.
40:00A little hair of the dog action.
40:01I even smell alcohol.
40:03I'll barf.
40:04I'm good with coffee.
40:05Okay, so what's the plan today?
40:07Okay, once our advance from chemist galore goes through, right?
40:11Mm-hmm.
40:12Stop by the bank.
40:13Mm-hmm.
40:14Pay back money because, you know, I think that, and maybe it's just me, but I think it'd
40:18be really nice to not have to go through life worrying about getting killed by gangsters
40:23all the time.
40:23Ugh.
40:24That sounds great.
40:25You know what?
40:26We are getting champagne.
40:27Hi.
40:30Guys, you're really supposed to go through the proper channels for these types of things.
40:35We understand, but this isn't specifically about the victim. It's about the crocodile.
40:40Oh. Well, most people aren't aware that dead animals found at crime scenes are normally
40:46handled by people like me. Yeah, they assume it's a different skill set entirely, but no,
40:52I do it all.
40:53Maybe that's a message we could help promote.
40:56In what sense?
40:57We occasionally do profiles at the graph, reserved for only the most important local
41:03figures, like the medical examiner.
41:05I don't do this for the attention.
41:07Of course not, but can you help us?
41:11That's dependent on the information you're after. Obviously can't get into anything from
41:15the police report.
41:16Well, it's more of a curiosity. Right, Nova?
41:18Yeah, I am somewhat of a reptile expert. Removal, care, wilderness return.
41:25Nova found the croc.
41:26I did, and I'm stumped how an animal like that explodes.
41:30We found a plethora of man-made chemicals inside of it, a byproduct of living near the
41:35city, and any one of them could cause an adverse reaction.
41:38But nothing specific?
41:39No, not that I can recall. Well, actually there was this one strange thing. We found traces
41:46of this berry. It's quite rare, not local.
41:49What kind of berry?
41:50Oh, it was the, let me see, it was, it was, the Makaya Berry. Yeah, Makaya Berry.
42:03Anyway, do let me know about this profile thing. I do jujitsu. It would be a fun angle.
42:08My train is a wave line. You should go to a photo line.
42:11Cool.
42:12Oh, that sounds good. All right, Chase?
42:22Yeah, great.
42:26Chemist Gloria just emailed our contract. Yes. Okay. Read it to me. I want to know exactly
42:35how rich we are. All right. All right. Let's see. The terms and conditions therein require.
42:39Let's get boring parts. Yeah. Okay. All right. Advance. Advance. Okay. Advance.
42:44Advance. Okay. Looks like we're being paid. Oh, fuck. Martin. Martin. Say it. What the fuck?
43:02Thing says we're not getting paid for three months. Okay. Uh, so then we would not have the
43:11money for Moni today. That's correct. Oh, fuck. You two doing okay? Get the fuck outta here. Yep.
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