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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Merry Christmas!
00:30Is it, though?
00:31Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea
00:35while you're in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was! Get your bum out here now!
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah. Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year. Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord. Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:00Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present?
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavnat.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:27Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:28Oh, I don't know, some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:31Where?
01:32Oh, God knows.
01:33Weatherfield?
01:34Not really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:37Too early?
01:38I like that you're so keen.
01:51Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:53Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:54Ho, ho, ho.
01:55We're selling for yours later.
01:56Uh-huh.
01:57Right, be late afternoon.
01:58Got a few guests here.
01:59Right, see you later.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:02And to you.
02:03I got a scooter.
02:04Yeah, same.
02:05Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:06Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:07Come on.
02:08Come on.
02:09Come on, be careful.
02:10Eh, question.
02:11How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:12Spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:14Got another one, love.
02:15Yeah, go on, go on.
02:16Yeah, go on, then.
02:17Not for me.
02:18I've actually got somewhere to end up off to.
02:20Oh, you go ahead.
02:22Robert?
02:23I'll be fine.
02:24Oh, you're good.
02:25Robert?
02:26Where are you going?
02:27Robert, where are you going?
02:28I've gone the way.
02:29Oh, well, there's no way.
02:30It's so silly.
02:31Hey, where are you going?
02:32Hey, I'm going the other one, okay.
02:33Hey, how are you going?
02:34Hey, how are you going?
02:35Hey, I'm going the other way.
02:36Okay, yeah, well, I'm going to do one more day,
02:38and I'm going to be up there.
02:39Hey, go ahead, go ahead.
02:40Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:05Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:09I love it. Thanks.
03:12It's just them two. Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:15I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:17but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:24Oh, my God! This is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:29Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:31Nah, I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:33Yeah, very clever.
03:35Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:38What he said.
03:42Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:47Celebrating, were you?
03:49Only a bit.
03:51Sure.
03:53How are we?
03:55Disappointed.
03:59It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order.
04:03And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:13Tell me you grunts.
04:14Whenever we want.
04:15Yeah.
04:16The sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:26Computer, stop.
04:28Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:31Definitely not.
04:32Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:35Computer, stop.
04:37Oh no.
04:38Now playing Gold.
04:39Computer, stop.
04:40Or I swear.
04:41Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:42Oh, I like this one.
05:07Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door
05:13that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow, what did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday when I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think,
05:38oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice just being here,
05:44basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am,
05:49you and I being mates.
05:51Like, when you're having issues with your caviar
05:53not being the right temperature,
05:55or too many bubbles in your champagne,
05:57and I think to myself,
05:59at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink, then.
06:12What kind of horse do you?
06:13How are you?
06:35Good, thanks.
06:36How are you, really?
06:44Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:46Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working for triple time,
07:07and get this,
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:09with someone called Stabwound,
07:11who we met gaming,
07:13so he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Go on, drink.
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses,
07:22and put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Oh, sorry.
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue
07:48if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject
07:51for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:53A pregnant woman
07:54and the father
07:55not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:58Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, auntie.
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses
08:08just said you are.
08:08He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas.
08:18Where's Eve?
08:18Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:23Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:27How many we feed him?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was good at it?
08:41Well, he's just got off
08:42and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
08:54I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:58I don't know.
09:23Right, let's see your riddance for a day.
09:47Oh, I won!
09:49Oh, sorry Liam.
09:50Right, come on here.
09:51Let's go sit down.
09:54Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:56Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:01I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:03Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:06What?
10:08What is back?
10:09Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:12Where was this?
10:13At Butler's.
10:14The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:18Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:20Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring.
10:23And a bullet in it.
10:25Oh, my goodness.
10:27Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:28I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:30No, hang on, hang on.
10:31Where are you even going to look?
10:32I don't know.
10:32We can't just sit here.
10:34Maybe you should call the police?
10:35And say what?
10:36That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?
10:38Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:41No Charles?
10:45He came earlier.
10:46Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:51Never gets any easier, does it?
10:53Tell me about it.
10:54Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:58I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:00You must miss them very much.
11:03It's been so long.
11:06Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:08But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:15There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:19Give him my best.
11:27What are you doing here?
11:30I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:32So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:41Looks like you've already started that.
11:46Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:50Thanks.
12:02I miss him.
12:06Yeah, same.
12:09I miss you.
12:12And you.
12:14Me?
12:16Ooh.
12:17That's all right.
12:18It's Christmas.
12:19And?
12:20What happens at Christmas?
12:22Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:26We've already done that.
12:28So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:32What's that?
12:34We stand around awkwardly.
12:36Not so much.
12:38And then at some point, preferably very soon,
12:42your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:44And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:50That might work.
12:53Let the awkward standing commence.
12:57Oh, yes.
12:59Let's get some roasted.
13:00Oops.
13:01Oh, hi.
13:02What's up?
13:03Hey.
13:04I told you to wait for your dad.
13:08You OK?
13:10Yeah.
13:10Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:13Yeah, I have.
13:14Me in.
13:14Right, come on.
13:17Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:18You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:21I've got to put my feet up.
13:22Old.
13:23Yeah, so old.
13:24Can't even make it to the food.
13:26Come on.
13:28Have this got opened all the presents?
13:29Er, no, not yet.
13:31Oh, ho, ho.
13:33Come on.
13:35Come on, out here.
13:36Oh, what have you got?
13:38Yeah.
13:41What have you got?
13:41Brilliant.
13:43Hee, hee, hee.
13:43Yeah, pass this to you, brother.
13:52Where have you got?
13:55Right.
13:57Hello.
13:58Come on, boy.
13:59Hey, how are we all?
14:01Hi.
14:02Hey.
14:03How's me big man?
14:04Merry Christmas.
14:05Merry Christmas.
14:06Aw.
14:07Hello, Cain.
14:11Cos it's, er, a spanner.
14:13Yeah, I get it.
14:14Merry Christmas.
14:16Hey, yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:17Aw, did you get anything nice?
14:18Well, I need to get back, too.
14:23And, who are you, mister?
14:27Just a, another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:30Not really.
14:32No.
14:33No, not really.
14:33No, come here.
14:35Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:41Have a good time.
14:43So what we're going to do, then?
14:44Have a good time!
14:46Nailed it.
14:47Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:51Control, Gary!
14:53Right, come on in.
14:54Brought you some company.
14:57Thanks.
14:59A lot.
15:01I really appreciate this.
15:03I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:07Oh, happy birthday.
15:09Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:11How much is too much?
15:12Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:16Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:18Oh, thanks.
15:18And you guys.
15:20Get on the, er, set here.
15:21Thanks, Sam and Lydia.
15:23And Belle.
15:23Yeah, no worries.
15:25Has Billy got the kids?
15:26Yeah.
15:27Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:30Kim Tate's sat here.
15:31Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:33I'll bring you one.
15:34Really?
15:35A nose hat.
15:36Oh, right.
15:37Jokes.
15:39Er, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:43Merry Christmas.
15:45Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:49Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:55I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:58Will this do?
15:59Oh.
16:01My absolute favourite.
16:02Merry Christmas.
16:09Merry Christmas.
16:11Greetings.
16:13Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:14Merry Christmas and all that.
16:17Where's your dad and the kids?
16:18Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:21Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:23Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:25I thought I heard an entrance.
16:27Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:28Yes, do you?
16:29Um, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:33No, formally, I meant.
16:36Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:39Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:40Oh, really?
16:42No, but you make a good coffee.
16:46Not been bigging me up, then?
16:47I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:51In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:56I'll settle for that.
17:00Excuse me.
17:04Wow.
17:05You've finished already.
17:07I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:09Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:11Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:14Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:17Pre-planned.
17:18Promise.
17:18But I might see you later.
17:21It's all right.
17:21Sorry.
17:23Right then.
17:25What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:28Business as usual?
17:29Business as usual.
17:31Er, can I just check?
17:33Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:37Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:41Oh, you beggar.
17:43You have us going then.
17:46Hey, Sam.
17:47Hmm?
17:48What?
17:51No.
17:51What?
17:52Do you want?
17:54Want what?
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:57Drink from the welly.
17:59Drink from the welly.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:07Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:12Drink from the welly.
18:13No, no, no, no.
18:15Oh, no, no, no.
18:17Hey!
18:19I still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.
18:21Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:23Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:27but would anyone care for some red wine from my salad?
18:30I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:32Yes, that sounds really good.
18:33Let's go.
18:34OK, I'll come with you.
18:35Can I choose some or not?
18:36Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:40Is that a yes or a no?
18:41Come on, Sam.
18:44It's all right, Ives.
18:46Nothing with dust on.
18:49I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:53Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:57But time to time, not all the time.
19:01Noted.
19:02You know, you're lucky.
19:05I know.
19:06And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:09I don't know about that.
19:10Yes, you do.
19:12He looks after me.
19:14Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:17Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:20What do you mean?
19:22Oh, like, say...
19:24You still inheriting home farm?
19:34Have you forgotten how to count?
19:36I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:40Do you know who's in that?
19:41Nelson Mandela.
19:42Taylor Swift.
19:43Right, come on.
19:44Let's go look for him.
19:45Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:46No need.
19:47But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:49Finally!
19:51You knew I was nipping out.
19:53And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:55Been calling you.
19:56What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:57It's been longer than that.
19:59Well, it must have been on silent.
20:00Sorry.
20:01Well, it's just...
20:01We thought, you know...
20:03Kev had got you.
20:04Told us about yesterday.
20:06What?
20:06No, no.
20:07Don't worry about that.
20:08Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:10Hello, hello!
20:11Hey!
20:12First of the greetings.
20:13Oh, hiya.
20:14Merry Christmas.
20:15I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:16Nana's tomorrow.
20:17Are we all right?
20:18Yes, don't worry.
20:20The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:22She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:24You wish.
20:25Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:27How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:30Because what's the point?
20:31It's Christmas.
20:33Relax.
21:01So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:17Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:25And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:32Do they?
21:33Let's catch it.
21:39Oh, right.
21:42And now what?
21:46Eat it, boy.
21:48Put it on your heart.
21:48Hey!
21:49Sweet!
21:50Hey!
21:51Woo!
21:51Woo!
21:52Woo!
21:52Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:54Nice fit, mate.
21:54I count a fit.
21:55Thanks for these.
21:56They're great.
21:57You're welcome, babe.
21:58You're welcome, babe.
21:59So, are you like our grandad?
22:01Now you two are married.
22:03Is that okay?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:05Oh!
22:06Banger!
22:07Oh, there she goes.
22:08Yes, Cain!
22:09No, Cain!
22:10No, Cain!
22:11Where are you going?
22:12Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:13Right, come on, you.
22:14Let's go.
22:15Bring that with you.
22:16Okay, see you later.
22:17Take care.
22:18Bye!
22:19Bye!
22:20Bye!
22:21Bye!
22:22Woo!
22:23Woo!
22:24Woo!
22:25Woo!
22:26Woo!
22:27Woo!
22:28Woo!
22:29Woo!
22:30Woo!
22:31Woo!
22:32Woo!
22:33Woo!
22:34Woo!
22:35Woo!
22:36Woo!
22:37Woo!
22:38Woo!
22:39Oh!
22:40One of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:42Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:44I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:46At all?
22:47Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:49Er, but, yeah.
22:51I've got a little something for you.
22:54Dylan!
22:55Are you guests?
22:56Alright, everyone.
22:57Merry Christmas.
22:58Aw.
22:59You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:00Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
23:01How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:02Er, better for seeing this one.
23:03Well, it's been so long.
23:05You okay?
23:07Hello.
23:08Come here.
23:09I love you.
23:10Gonna be alright, aren't we?
23:12Yeah.
23:13Where's Eve?
23:15Er, with Chas.
23:16Where's your mum?
23:17She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:19Oh, she's blowing you out, have she?
23:21Yeah, that's it.
23:22At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:28Sorry.
23:29I've got beer-wise.
23:30It's Christmas Day of Venk.
23:34I've got beer-wise.
23:35It's Christmas Day of Venk.
23:36I've got beer-wise.
23:37It's Christmas Day of Venk.
23:41I've got beer-wise.
23:42I've got beer-wise.
23:43It's Christmas Day of Venk.
23:44I've got beer-wise.
23:45Is Christmas Day of Venk?
23:46I've got beer-wise.
23:47I've got beer-wise.
23:48Is Christmas Day of Venk?
23:49I've got beer-wise.
23:50Is Christmas Day of Venk?
23:51I've got beer-wise.
23:52Is Christmas Day of Venk?
23:53It's a book.
23:54It's a book.
23:55Oh, this should be good.
23:59What the ladybird heard?
24:00No.
24:01What the ladybird heard next?
24:15Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:16Er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:19No, no, no, no, no.
24:20a book we have to wait right 50 shades of grey oh well if you start mumming now I'm gouging me
24:37you're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and I've not a clue what was going on
24:44Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference anyway you Ray knows plenty about Christmas show him
24:49your bracelet game fancy what have you been doing mining cryptocurrency oh nothing that
24:58lucrative lucrative enough nothing better to spend my money on this is gonna take all day I'm gonna give
25:10you a verbal clue it's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes sexy time oh not on a Thursday
25:16oh my god I know it um tequila mockingbird
25:21funny man wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face right come and get another
25:29drink and then I'm telling you everything you're gonna be buying me for Christmas next year
25:33is this too much this is the best Christmas ever oh I don't know whether that makes me really happy
25:40you're really sad well it makes me happy well play cards right and you can have another one of these
25:48next year yeah oh decent that thank you for your effusive praise hey hey so I've got you one more
26:01present well I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself but you ready go on hey yeah we used to play
26:11that to destruction when you were little didn't we I mean literally I think we went through about
26:15four of them I had to buy a new one every other Christmas and I didn't manage that well I used to
26:19I found it very tense I used to snap the little plastic doors yeah you used to rage quit every time
26:25you lost I seem to recall I did not always anyway she used to have such weird questions does yours look
26:31like it could ride a horse yeah I won every time ridiculously so we're playing then or what well
26:36sounds dangerous yeah and it's only for two players there's only two players look we can team up we can
26:41we can take turns I just I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last
26:49year and this would just be the icing on the cake indulge your old dad yeah you can turn it over when
26:57you lose there's pudding hello
27:19I'm coming things are gonna be okay do you know that yeah I do
27:35it's me promise me you'll leave my family alone okay then I'll do it I'll come with you
27:49what a surprise you're good at making ladies drinks do you want a soft drink oh I do
28:18I don't know why don't we play cards against decency oh yeah no we can't I went and chucked them out why because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly it's like we were living with Frankie Boyle I I know a game I can play hmm go on then let's play truth or dare
28:44oh no that's well boring and anyway everyone chooses dares so so you book the trend then charity go truth oh
28:56oh anyone want another drink oh yeah yeah I'll have another one thanks um oh I've got another one oh this is a really good one never have I ever should we play that why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air darling never have I ever oh let's think what shall I go with never have I ever come on never have I ever ripped
29:20ripped anyone's head off their shoulders but you know what the night is yet young come on never have I ever never have you ever been this trouble
29:27oh
29:43all right well come on then who are you and why have you done this
29:49have you lost your tongue yeah oh no wait that's right not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start
29:56well that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position
30:26yeah
30:28you know I know who you are
30:30yeah
30:32saves on introductions
30:34Johnny Psycho
30:36the murderer
30:37not true
30:38hmm
30:39that kid wrapped himself up in South Poland and jumps in the lake did he yeah
30:43show some respect
30:45that kid had a name
30:47Nate
30:49and his death was an accident
30:50oh
30:51right
30:52that would not be why nobody hates you then
30:55nobody refers to you as a massive nutter
30:59not very popular were you
31:11truth be told
31:13I made some mistakes
31:14I'll let things slip
31:16but now I'm gonna make up for it
31:21the storm's coming
31:26not literally
31:27idiot
31:28rude
31:29you caused a bit of one though didn't you
31:34what with your little siege
31:36yeah I read all about that in the news
31:38sword
31:40very er
31:41very visually arresting
31:45not quite as effective as a bullet though
31:47I came this close
31:49to putting one through your husband's head yesterday
31:53just after I drugged you
31:55and stopped you shooting my husband
31:57no I was so wrong about you
32:01you're completely mentally stable
32:03Aaron really does not know what he's missing
32:06Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies
32:10but there's a bit of work to be done first though
32:14cause this is your little squat is it
32:17I like what you've done with the place
32:19well I see
32:21yours it's er
32:22it's mine
32:23no
32:25well
32:26it suits you
32:28just need to knock together a little pad itself for you
32:31cause that's where you're ending up
32:33I'm ending up with Aaron
32:35together like we are meant to be
32:38happy
32:39content
32:40and committed
32:41to each other
32:43with you and Robert nowhere to be seen
32:45by anyone ever again
32:48tell me one thing the coming clean will achieve
32:51I'll tell you two
32:52she'll know the truth
32:53Jacob will know the truth
32:54and also Mac will know the truth
32:56and yet I know that's three
32:57I've had a drink
32:58Sue me
32:59oh no beautiful speech Vanessa
33:01have you got another one to help Sarah
33:03pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits
33:06feels like that's your job don't you think
33:08no it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just
33:11if they just if they just lie to her for the rest of her life
33:14she's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that
33:17you know I've always thought of eat and mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school
33:28oh
33:29well it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image
33:32kindred spirits
33:39oh cute
33:40I am actually yeah
33:41do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas day
33:43she's that where you've been
33:45thank you
33:53oh sorry is this a private party
33:55it doesn't have to be sit down
33:57we didn't want to intrude
33:58no no no not at all
34:00it's Mary not with you
34:02no she's a
34:03she's a very keen Scrabble player
34:05very keen
34:06and serious
34:08we didn't lie to her
34:09I said I wanted to check on Kevin
34:12to see if he checked in with you at all
34:14has he
34:15no
34:16I got a card
34:18just said Kay
34:20I know what he's done
34:21but no one should be alone at this time if you
34:23do you want a drink
34:25ooh
34:26I reckon Claudette could be trouble on bubbles
34:28I'm not
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy
34:31ooh
34:32I'll have a Shandy
34:33no
34:34just joking
34:35or am I
34:37cheers everyone
34:39well just
34:40just hang on a sec
34:41I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself
34:48oh well that's not true but carry on
34:50ah it's good it's very good
34:54erm
34:55I just
34:56I just wanted to say
34:58this year has been a bit
34:59well I mean even by our standards
35:00er
35:02it's been a weird one
35:06it's been hard mostly
35:08and very hard
35:10sometimes
35:14and scary
35:16and
35:18it's been sad
35:20er
35:22but
35:23it's also been
35:25amazing
35:27and although you
35:29most of you are
35:31a pain in the backside
35:33erm
35:34you're family
35:36we're family
35:37and
35:39I'm glad we've got each other
35:42so you know
35:45Merry Christmas
35:46Merry Christmas
35:47Merry Christmas
35:49Merry Christmas
35:51to family
35:52well
35:53and you
35:55Sarah wants this baby so much
35:57no she wants her baby so much
36:00and this isn't that
36:02you got pregnant by your husband
36:05your husband
36:06who's already had one child
36:08ripped out of his life
36:09and
36:10and despite your
36:11age defying lady bits
36:12isn't likely to get another chance
36:14at being a dad
36:16it's just
36:17it's so wrong
36:18on so many levels
36:20do you know what else it is?
36:21none of my business
36:23bingo
36:24so do you know what I'm going to do
36:25right now
36:26I'm going to go home
36:27and I suggest you follow
36:28and get Johnny
36:29and go home yourself
36:30preferably
36:31without shouting your mouth off
36:51Merry Christmas
36:52Merry Christmas
36:53Merry Christmas
36:54Merry Christmas
36:55right
36:56torch is on
36:58okay
36:59let's go see Grandad
37:00do you want it?
37:01we'll swap
37:02thank you
37:03bye
37:06been a bit quiet on the way over here
37:10been thinking about your mum
37:12always
37:15I didn't even get to buy her a present
37:17oh yeah
37:18I'll never get to buy her a present again
37:20ka-ching
37:21what are we doing?
37:22well you didn't think of that spanner
37:23was your Christmas present did you?
37:27yeah
37:28what's this?
37:29this is a lot of hard work
37:33so you up for it?
37:34me?
37:35me?
37:36why?
37:37because this is your car
37:52Merry Christmas son
37:54is it actually mine?
37:55I mean it's a bit of a stare at the moment
37:59okay
38:01well it won't be when we're finished though
38:04because me and you
38:05are going to turn this
38:06into the best car for miles
38:08three years
38:09what?
38:10well you know
38:11until you're old enough to drive it
38:12when you're seventeen
38:13so you up for it or what?
38:15yeah
38:16definitely
38:43like I didn't exist
38:54like I didn't exist
39:13can you stop walking into me please?
39:29well we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we?
39:32absolutely
39:33hundred and ten percent
39:34oh no
39:35don't be that person
39:36what person?
39:37a butcher of percentages
39:39butcherer
39:41is not a word
39:42yes it is
39:43what's it mean then?
39:45someone
39:46who butchers
39:48it's just a butcher
39:50are you going to open the door then or what?
39:52you've got the keys
39:53oh you've got the keys
39:54you've got the keys
39:55in your hand
39:56right now
39:57oh
39:58I think I might be a bit drunk
40:01yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aron
40:03do you think you're still asleep?
40:05oh yeah
40:06oh yeah
40:07you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:11right
40:13yes
40:18where have you been?
40:20out
40:21yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in
40:24where'd you go?
40:26went for a walk
40:28oh right
40:29be like that mister
40:31international man of mystery
40:33oh god
40:34it's
40:37so
40:38not an easy day then
40:41well that's been fun
40:43where is everyone?
40:45er
40:46Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:48Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:52Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
40:57we are alone
41:00for once
41:03do you want to take advantage?
41:04mm-hmm
41:06are we good?
41:08we're great
41:11come on then
41:12come on then
41:31hey glad tidings running off
41:35Hey! Glad tidings running off!
41:39Oh, back out of your boat!
41:41Hold that!
42:05That's better.
42:23That's better.
42:33Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:39I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:43Hey, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
43:03No, he's fine.
43:07He won't be tomorrow, but...
43:09No, he's fine.
43:23He won't be tomorrow, but...
43:25Yeah, that's his problem.
43:35So many people care about you, but...
43:37Not one of them as much as I do.
43:432025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:47But 26...
43:49That is going to be the best year ever.
43:53Because you and me...
43:55We're going to be together.
43:57No matter what.
43:59Maybe...
44:05It's going to be the best year...
44:07Maybe this year...
44:09But we'll be there.
44:11Maybe that's gonna happen.
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