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00:54I love it.
00:57I love it.
00:58I love it.
01:01I love it.
01:02Got on a lucky one.
01:06Come in and let's in to one.
01:10I've got a feeling, those years from me.
01:16I love it.
01:19so happy christmas
01:23i love you baby
01:27i can see you better
01:31when all our dreams come true
01:35happy christmas
01:49big as bars they got rivers of gold
01:51but the wind goes right through you
01:53it's no place for the old
01:55when you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve
01:57you promised me broadway
01:59was waiting for me
02:01you were pretty queen
02:03i knew your city when the band finished
02:07you know she's invited adam and alia don't you
02:09oh don't i mean she could have invited one of your exes
02:11balance it out a bit
02:13who's she
02:15the cat's mother
02:17it reminds me of that quote from the bible
02:21pearls before swine
02:23ma
02:25why is everyone so serious
02:27come on it's christmas
02:29our first guest has arrived
02:31merry christmas
02:33a secret santa contribution
02:35i hope i'm not too early
02:37of course not nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:39the mouth on that
02:41let me get you one megan
02:43wait till you taste it you'll die
02:45mwah
02:47don't let her get to you
02:49rise above it
02:51oh i'm rising practically transcendental
02:53hmm
02:59closed
03:01closed on christmas day
03:03ah
03:05i mean it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07they will be opening later i believe
03:09family meal
03:11i mean lucky for some eh
03:13in case of i'm all right jack if i've ever heard one
03:17happy birthday
03:19david
03:21yeah ta
03:23oh yes happy uh
03:25you know
03:27merry christmas
03:29for last minute shopping aren't you
03:31oh no i wish no
03:33wouldn't like for work
03:35see
03:37yes fascinating
03:39don't want to be at home at the moment
03:41why
03:43what's been happening at lesbian ranch
03:45my donation for our secret santa
03:55oh yeah um the table looks dead nice eva
03:59i hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:01now ollie as wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little frankie here
04:05don't you think you should go check on the food
04:07of course
04:09everything's under control
04:11nan
04:13he's making my favorite
04:15a bird within a bird within a bird
04:17within a bird
04:21you seen something you don't like maggie
04:23plenty
04:29ta-da
04:31hey
04:33oh i hate leaving you on your own
04:35i'm gonna sit and mope and watch
04:37everything i've circled in the tv guide
04:39hmm
04:41well at least you know i'll come back sober
04:43yep kev's enough to make anyone relax
04:45right
04:47come on then me and you let's get off
04:49to see jack and open some presents
04:51see you later
04:53oh some presents
04:55your presents
04:57it just feels weird being here
05:07especially when i'm leaving leanne to fend for herself at speed dog
05:09well they invited us and all these may be a great cook so
05:11come on open it
05:13it's symbolic
05:17for what the key to your heart
05:19listen
05:21i love you and i think we should move in together
05:23in fact
05:25we can pick up the keys for kit's old flat red bank whenever you want
05:29are you serious?
05:31yeah i'm serious
05:33ali and azia will you make me the happiest man on earth
05:35i'll move in with me
05:37i'd love to
05:39oh
05:41what'd you think you were doing?
05:43ah come on babe it's christmas one or two won't hurt
05:45hmm
05:46as long as it's only one or two
05:48bird
05:49within a bird within a bird sounds very
05:52henry the eighth
05:54hmm
05:55divorced beheaded died
05:57divorced beheaded
05:58survived
05:59i always find that last one very disappointing
06:03hey
06:04hey
06:05merry christmas
06:06merry christmas daniel
06:07hello young man
06:08and a christmas present
06:09oh and is this your little guy
06:12couldn't you just eat him?
06:14come here to me
06:16oh you're gorgeous
06:18you must stay for dinner
06:20we'll set two more places
06:22we have more company
06:24well i'm sure daniel's got all the places to be
06:26hey us barlows would do anything to avoid tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:30perfect
06:32we'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:35and would someone give daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39thought we weren't doing gifts
06:41well aren't you going to open it?
06:43a weekend away at the dovedale spa for two
06:54oh wow
06:55that's supposed to be amazing
06:57thank you
06:59will
07:00sorry about him
07:14he's missing his girlfriend
07:15chloe and hull
07:17bless him
07:18bless him
07:22so audrey's gone to gales for christmas has she?
07:25did she fly?
07:26yeah bless her
07:27oh i so miss air travel
07:29you know the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:31in-flight entertainments
07:32and on one particularly memorable jaunt across the grand canyon
07:36the giddy thrills of the mile high club
07:39i hope you two don't want feeding
07:42david
07:43worry not
07:44we're not peripatetic noshers
07:46we just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:49and a happy birthday of course
07:51sorry david's a bit stressed his birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:55well i'm not bothered do i look bothered?
07:58yes david actually you look incredibly bothered
08:00oh the curse of the light fingered postman strikes again
08:04abby demi is not light fingered
08:06abby demi's quite fit actually
08:08oh broad
08:09you know mother swore blind that she sent me ben shepherd novelty coasters last michaelmas
08:15did they arrive? did they poncho?
08:18gail sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:21whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23i mean i had to make my own out of cork flooring
08:26pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:28well it's classic gail innit
08:30she's got a postcode to house that she lived at for four million years
08:34could that be tim and sally's?
08:36i don't want a stupid present anyway
08:40oh
08:42now that
08:44is one hell of a moist breast
08:47oh
08:48lumptious that's what it is
08:50oh we take buds think it's christmas
08:52oh hang on a minute
08:53it is
08:54it is christmas
08:55and compliments to the chef
08:56yeah
08:57thank you todd
08:58cheers
08:59cheers
09:00well i'm the sous chef
09:01oh
09:03did you get my email?
09:05oh i'm so sorry that's so rude of me
09:07i'm
09:08yes er
09:09thank you very much
09:10oh
09:11what email?
09:12oh
09:13summer's got him the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:15lovely
09:16oh i
09:17i'm jealous
09:18i am i am spitting feathers
09:20right so you know he really fancies andrew scott
09:23so i have got him tickets to an andrew scott retrospective at a film festival
09:27including a q and a with the man himself
09:30oh
09:31was andrew scott in etty wainthrop?
09:32oh a lucky hetty
09:34i don't think so
09:36didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:40i don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:44oh
09:45what did the kids get you for you?
09:46was it socks and smellies?
09:47oh
09:48kids
09:49honestly
09:50they can be so unimaginative can't they?
09:52do you know what daisy got me one christmas?
09:54what?
09:55a pencil sharpener
09:59ah well no they've not got me now yet but i'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:02yeah
10:03i erm
10:04i've got to try the form
10:05didn't i love?
10:06yeah
10:07it's gorgeous
10:08oh
10:09oh isn't it amazing we can get in the 50p shop these guys
10:12oh
10:13but andrew scott though eh?
10:14oh
10:15i don't think him he is
10:16he thinks you fancy terry scott
10:18he's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:21oh
10:22oh yes no i know i know yeah yeah
10:24speaking of vicars
10:26billy's taking his time isn't it?
10:28it's his busiest day of the year innit?
10:30ah
10:31all these hot priests everywhere eh?
10:33what a lucky boy you are tor eh?
10:37this is lovely
10:39really good
10:41you all right lisa lou?
10:47erm i got a text from roy
10:50he says you rang the hotel that car had booked on and she never checked in
10:53oh no biggie
10:55maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:58well obviously she went somewhere else
11:00the question is where and she's disabled the tracker on her phone so
11:03right
11:06well i'm nipping out for an hour
11:09what now?
11:10well i can't divulge too much but even on christmas day there's stuff i need to sort for spain
11:14crikey you're in and out more times than i think carla
11:18sorry
11:20mmhm
11:21sorry
11:23hey i just wanted to check you were cool with me and ali have been here
11:38maggie kinda press ganged us
11:40yeah she's good at that it's fine darling
11:43you okay?
11:44my letter
11:46which letter?
11:47the letter?
11:48i think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:52look let me have a look in your bag maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10i've done nothing but check it fill your boots
12:12i don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:17well if it has someone's obviously chucked it which is a good thing no news is good news
12:21i feel sick it's not there is it?
12:23no
12:24oh do you know what maggie's been so off with me
12:26but then she's like that every day ain't she?
12:28i'm sure if she'd found it you'd know by now
12:29yeah that's true
12:30look calm down
12:32deep breaths
12:34all right Ben
12:35everything all right in here?
12:36yeah fine
12:37i'd better um
12:42listen babe i've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:46i know i'm sorry
12:47what happens the next time we walk in he's unhooking your bra
12:50he was just giving me a pep talk
12:51with his fingers
12:52babe i was just getting wound up about maggie he was just calming me down
12:56so come to me not bonnie prince charlie
12:58i know i'm sorry
12:59look for what it's worth i'm sorry about my ma
13:02which bit?
13:03all of her
13:05come on babe strengthen the numbers
13:07you all right?
13:26sorry to hear about your mum
13:31yeah
13:32it's what it is
13:34happens to us all eventually i guess
13:42you must miss her
13:43i'm being daft really but
13:45yeah
13:46nothing daft about it
13:48people are still around you want to make the most of him
13:51it's what we need isn't it?
13:53what?
13:55human contact
14:04you haven't stolen gail's presents
14:06yeah but that looks like your doorstep
14:08doesn't it?
14:10that's nothing like our doorstep you plump
14:12well mary said it was
14:14well has mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:17well it might have been brian
14:20have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23no they came round for christmas drinks
14:25oh since when were you pally with brian and mary?
14:28i'm not
14:29you've never invited us round for christmas drinks
14:31look i'm sure i would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:34happy birthday david love mum
14:37yeah
14:38yeah i suppose
14:39well you don't mind i'm not bothered anyway
14:41didn't want to tell your face that
14:43do you know what tim forget it
14:45i'm not
14:46i'm not
14:47i'm not
14:48i'm not
14:49i'm not
14:50i'm not
14:51i'm not
14:52i'm not doing it
14:53you know when she realises i'm missing she'll come looking for me
14:56oh right
14:57do you really think so?
14:58you see that's not the impression i got last night when she was
14:59oh no i don't want to rub it in
15:00you can probably smell her perfume on me
15:03i'm not
15:29if i found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:35it's only a matter of time before there's due to
15:38oi miss world shut your face
15:41just need to reply to my lease
15:48oh she wants me
16:02maybe i'm just better than you
16:05oh did i mention that we slept together last night
16:08again
16:09my bad
16:11naughty becky
16:12that's what she said actually
16:16he's acting like you used to a serious
16:27oh come on it's not like i got him a present
16:30or me
16:31oh really
16:33well i feel a bit daft now
16:37but open it then
16:42a new earbuds
16:47thanks
16:48there you are
16:53i feel i should be banging a gong
16:55come in now will you
16:56dinner is served
16:58i've got a skirt on
16:59it's a skirt
17:04um
17:05oh
17:06oh
17:07sound of music
17:08yes yes yes
17:09my girl
17:10my girl
17:11oh
17:12i love that film
17:14i played maria on the ships
17:15oh here we go
17:16here we go
17:17we did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:19i was basically edited highlights
17:21it was me spinning around on the alp
17:23and then it cut straight to that rolf pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:26good heavens
17:27they don't have like kiddies
17:28they're the wrong side of 30
17:30and then no still
17:31the audience went nuts for it
17:32oh
17:33loads of these fascinating anecdotes are glenda
17:35no if you ever suffer from insomnia
17:36phone her up and ask her about a 12 minute chitty chitty bang
17:39right here we go
17:40okay here's the song
17:41it's hard to tell with your acting
17:43oh shut up
17:44oh
17:46yes please love
17:47okay first word first word
17:50you okay
17:51they're not answering
17:52who
17:53i'm trying to video call the kids
17:55no
17:56oh
17:57what are you doing
17:59oh
18:01oh
18:02he's
18:03a little more tipsy than anything sir
18:05i'll um
18:06let's get a boy
18:09oh
18:10no words
18:11this is so much better than tracy's nuts
18:13what is it exactly
18:17it's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20ollie
18:21as a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:24do you like it
18:25yeah it's fantastic isn't it
18:26mmm so are the roasted
18:27and this nut roast is definitely not crusty
18:30my grandson is a very special cook
18:33in fact all my boys are special
18:36and they deserve to be surrounded by special things lauren
18:41how are the kids well
18:45yeah fine
18:46you're not tempted to stay with them
18:48my boys deserve only the best
18:52in life
18:54in work
18:55and especially
18:56in love
18:58er is it time for secret centre yet
19:05food first
19:06fun later
19:08so um
19:12do you like being a chef
19:14i do
19:15yeah
19:16yeah well i'm in rubbish company
19:17i bet you're not
19:18nah i am
19:19i could burn a salad
19:20we'll have to pouch you for speed dal ollie
19:22you'll need a big pan
19:23that wee lad's going nowhere
19:25wee lad i bet you like that mate
19:27i think i'll always be his wee lad
19:29a toast
19:30to my boys
19:32ah
19:33merry christmas
19:34merry christmas
19:35merry christmas
19:36merry christmas
19:39hey
19:40the polar express is on later
19:42i thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:46don't confuse the boundaries kev we did this for the lads
19:50confuse the boundaries
19:51i'm not throwing me lips on you
19:53he's one i've lost
19:54i'm over it
19:55kev
19:56look he might be younger than me
19:57he might be better looking than me
19:58don't
19:59you know i can't call with this
20:00i've got a text card telling me coming home
20:02alfie
20:04we need to go now kiddo
20:06can you hurry up
20:08on speakerphone
20:32mobile answer call on speakerphone
20:36Take a phone.
20:38Colin?
20:40Colin, are you there?
20:42Hello.
20:44Bit of a weird concept, isn't it?
20:47Secrets on tap.
20:48Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends
20:51for people you hardly even know.
20:53It's a family tradition.
20:55Do you know what? I actually do need socks.
20:57I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:59She did.
21:00Your pillow talk is outrageous.
21:02And the next one is for...
21:07Drumroll, please.
21:08Oh.
21:12Ben.
21:13Wee-hey.
21:18Is it a jigsaw?
21:19Oh, come on, what is it?
21:20Wouldn't you like to know?
21:25To my baby.
21:27Give it to me. Let him read.
21:28Ben, give it to me. Please, give it to me.
21:30I said let him read it.
21:33You bitch.
21:34Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
21:37What is it?
21:39Oh, just evidence of an affair.
21:41What?
21:42Between Eva and Adam.
22:00Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
22:09Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart.
22:13Read it out to the group.
22:14Ma.
22:15It's a letter to the baby she aborted
22:18when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
22:21Rough patch?
22:22He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:27And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
22:30I'm so sorry.
22:32Adam, my rock.
22:34Is this true?
22:35Your words, not mine.
22:36There was no affair.
22:37I don't think that Adam's been...
22:38Babe, I can explain.
22:39Well, go ahead then.
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child.
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on.
22:49Oh, please.
22:50No, I'm not having it.
22:51It's not!
22:52Because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise.
22:54And it's got enough all to do with you.
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:58What? No!
22:59Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot.
23:02Because you have broken my son's heart.
23:05Whether or not Eva had an abortion is, frankly, none of your business.
23:08Is it not, frankly?
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:11What she chose was infidelity.
23:13What kind of a mother are you?
23:15Daniel.
23:16To do this to your own family.
23:17And on Christmas Day.
23:18You can take that smirk off your face and all.
23:21Mate, I'm not smirking.
23:22Nothing happened.
23:23Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation.
23:26Aye.
23:27Well, misread...
23:28Ben!
23:35Yeah, don't worry, Betsy.
23:37I'm fine.
23:38I'm having a really lovely holiday.
23:41Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there.
23:45No, I, uh...
23:47I had to move in the end.
23:49I'm staying at a new place now.
23:51It's, um...
23:52It's called...
23:54Rhubarb Hill Hotel.
23:56Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
23:57Yeah, yeah.
23:58I'm in the busing suite.
24:00Heh.
24:01Well, I hope you're having a good time.
24:04I'm...
24:05Missing you.
24:06James!
24:07Get dressed and get up.
24:08Abby's on her way back.
24:09What?
24:10Just hurry up!
24:11Be quiet, I'm calling her.
24:12PHONE RINGS
24:13Hiya, love.
24:14Where are ya?
24:15I'm just outside the main door.
24:16Wicked!
24:17Er, listen, would you do me a favour?
24:18Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:22Now, I haven't got the keys.
24:23Oh, but I...
24:24I thought you always had them.
24:25Oh, God, you lazy.
24:26Oh, no, hang on.
24:27I'll tell her lie.
24:28I've got them here.
24:29Yeah, do you mind?
24:30I'm running out of juice.
24:31Yeah, of course I can.
24:32Just give us a sec.
24:33Right, well, come on.
24:34We need to go and get Carl's charger.
24:35Let me just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please.
24:37Now, I haven't got the keys.
24:38Oh, but I...
24:39I thought you always had them.
24:40Oh, God, you lazy.
24:42Oh, no, hang on.
24:43I'll tell her lie.
24:44I've got them here.
24:45Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah, of course I can.
24:47I'm running out of juice.
24:48Yeah, of course I can.
24:49Just give us a sec.
24:50Right, well, come on.
24:52We need to go and get Carl's charger.
24:55Let's wake him.
25:03One more move like that and I'm phoning the police.
25:10Why do you hate me so much?
25:12Sit down.
25:13This could take some time.
25:15Oi.
25:16Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:18Oh, I've got plenty.
25:19And don't you oi me.
25:20Lies.
25:21All lies.
25:22I never had an affair with Adam.
25:23The letter says different.
25:25He supported me while...
25:26How can you trust a silly word she says?
25:28While I was aborting our baby!
25:33What?
25:36The baby was ours.
25:44What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:46Well, I don't know, do I?
25:48I didn't think on my feet.
25:50You had a knife pointing at me.
25:52I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever.
25:54You're giving me a headache.
25:56Do you talk like this with Lise?
25:58No wonder she's gone off you.
26:00Biggest regret of my life, she said.
26:02Meeting Carla.
26:03The biggest regret of my life is following you here.
26:07You did not.
26:09Cos I'd have known.
26:11Don't lie.
26:13OK.
26:16All right.
26:18Costello.
26:19Tell me the address.
26:20The rest you do know.
26:22What rest do I know?
26:24That I broke in here.
26:25That you caught me red-handed.
26:27You know, but if I were you, I wouldn't have left an incriminating burner phone just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello.
26:38Oh, you're so boring.
26:42Right.
26:43Well, I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day.
26:46People to see.
26:47Wives to bed.
26:49So she's not your wife, is she?
26:52Cos you're officially dead.
26:54So that makes her your widow.
26:56Funny you mention dead.
26:58Cos Lisa said that sleeping with you was like going to bed with a corpse.
27:09Yes.
27:14Happy Christmas, Ducky.
27:26Oh.
27:27Oh.
27:28Oh, smack.
27:29Oh.
27:30Oh, now that is what I call a beautiful set of conflicts, aren't they?
27:35Aren't you lucky?
27:36You.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Oh.
27:39Oh, was it a good service, Billy?
27:40It was.
27:41It was lovely.
27:42Was it all Christmasy?
27:43It was.
27:44It was.
27:45We had carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards.
27:47Oh, mince pies.
27:48You should have gone, George.
27:50Oh.
27:51Was there, erm, mulled wine?
27:53It's a family service, love.
27:55Not happy hour at the legs of man.
27:58You all right over there, Theo?
28:00Oh, sorry.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh.
28:03Are we out staying our welcome?
28:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:05Oh, wait.
28:06Tell us.
28:07Tell me.
28:08I mean, I'm very hard to offend.
28:10Unless it's racism, I do take offence at that.
28:13No, no.
28:14Honestly, of course not.
28:15You're fine.
28:16You're a worse actor than she is.
28:18I think that's bullying, that.
28:21I'm going to touch on my union.
28:23National union of brazen bar mates.
28:26Oh, Tom.
28:27Speaking of which, shall we, erm, shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:32Don't leave on my account.
28:33Although, I think old Torrington's ready for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking a bit quiet over there, mate.
28:38I think he's had one of the eight.
28:40I'm fine.
28:41That's what they all say.
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy, he'll miss you.
28:44Found out today he's got a thing for old priests.
28:46At least, I have to get myself a dog collar.
28:48Joe, what's under your castle?
28:50LAUGHTER
28:51All right, well, erm...
28:53Yeah, well...
28:54Nice to see you both, or...
28:56Briefly.
28:57Come here.
28:58Yeah, sorry about that.
29:01You get your bag and I'll get your coat.
29:03Come here.
29:04Merry Christmas.
29:05Thanks ever so much.
29:09Bye, love.
29:10Bye, Summer.
29:11Yeah, get right there.
29:12All right.
29:13Bye.
29:15You know full well when we were going through a rough patch.
29:17And you know full well why we were.
29:19Don't put that on me.
29:20So this abortion's on me, is it?
29:22The only thing that I regret about that termination
29:24is not telling you.
29:26But, babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring the baby into that?
29:29You weren't even taking my calls.
29:31You were living back with the dragon.
29:32Don't call her that.
29:33And whenever we did talk to each other,
29:35we were just taking shots.
29:36And yet you still got pregnant by me.
29:39Allegedly.
29:41Don't you dare.
29:43Sorry.
29:45I was in no fit state to bring a baby and Susie up on my own.
29:49Now, if I'd have thought for one second
29:51that we were going to get back together,
29:52I would have told you.
29:55So where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:56He doesn't.
29:57Not really.
29:58Except the fact that he was a supportive friend.
30:00He was meeting a client in Hull.
30:02I bumped into him at the Paragon interchange.
30:04He was getting the train.
30:05I was getting the bus.
30:06Kismet.
30:07Just to let you know, your pub is open.
30:13Oh.
30:14Oh, it's my pub when it suits you.
30:16Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in, Maggie.
30:18Get your hands as dirty as your tongue.
30:20Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:22Very exciting to be summoned here like this.
30:29It's very nice.
30:30Quite palatial.
30:31Mind you, you must be earning a bob or two now, aren't you?
30:35So you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:39Not me.
30:40Betts.
30:41Oh.
30:42So, er, how is she?
30:45What does she say?
30:46Erm, she said she was at a hotel.
30:48Can't believe Betts actually spoke to her.
30:50It's reassuring though.
30:52Is it?
30:53I want to be.
30:54Well, doesn't it just confirm what you've been worrying about all along?
30:59That she's ignoring you blatantly?
31:02I see.
31:03I'll make a very good barrister, I will, because I've got a very incisive mind and also I'll
31:09look great in the wig and the...
31:12Oh, I see.
31:13My glass appears to be almost entirely empty.
31:17It's a box.
31:18Hmm.
31:19It's warm though, isn't it, in here?
31:20It's probably evaporating.
31:21Hi.
31:24Hi, Bonnie.
31:25I'm home.
31:26Oh.
31:27We have company.
31:29Merry Christmas, stranger.
31:31Is that the sister?
31:32Hello.
31:33This is Roy's friend, Evelyn.
31:36Hi, I'm Kim.
31:37I, er, I spoke to Carla.
31:39Brilliant, finally.
31:41Er, how was she?
31:42It's hard to tell, really.
31:44Erm, what are you doing?
31:47I'm ringing her.
31:48Oh, please.
31:50What?
31:51Like, she's going to answer?
31:54Don't you think you should just face facts, love?
31:58And what's that?
32:00You know, maybe.
32:03Maybe?
32:04Maybe.
32:05She's just not cut out to be a lesbian.
32:09No, a lot of people aren't.
32:11No, I wasn't.
32:12Sorry to send you on a wild goose chase.
32:17I honestly thought my charger was in the car.
32:19Forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on.
32:21So, what have you been up to then while me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families?
32:25Oh, just watching paint dry.
32:28Hmm.
32:29Well, sounds like me and you have had very similar days.
32:33Shall we, erm...
32:35Shall we make up for it now?
32:38Not exactly what you're thinking of.
32:40Well, come to the bedroom and I'll show you.
32:49What's that aftershave you're wearing? It smells different.
32:52Must be that old shower gel I used earlier.
32:54What's this?
32:58It's nice, isn't it?
32:59I found it down the side of the couch.
33:01Must be the previous tenants.
33:05Now, where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom.
33:09On a one-way ticket to paradise.
33:19I often wonder if you're a statue.
33:21Because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you.
33:24That secret Santa stunt was evil.
33:27I am a grandchild down because of you.
33:30Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
33:32Why should I?
33:34She's right, it was evil.
33:36I'm not bothered.
33:37Huh.
33:39Put that drink down, ma.
33:42And get out of my house now.
33:44I beg your pardon.
33:45I want you gone.
33:46Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:52Right first time.
33:53I don't.
34:08His poor, beautiful face.
34:11I wonder who hit him.
34:13It wasn't me.
34:14When a man gets hit like that, usually over a woman.
34:18Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:21Who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:24Did I just say that out loud?
34:26Yes, George.
34:28Keep it down. People might think we're swingers.
34:30Oh, like these two?
34:32Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
34:34I'll know what you're doing later.
34:38Gonna have a nice shiner, thanks to you. You had no right.
34:40Oh, shut up.
34:42No, he's right.
34:44Adam, I'm sorry.
34:47I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
34:48I've just spoken to the weaver and she's explained everything.
34:53Except my apology.
34:56Well, this won't be a Christmas that we forget anytime soon.
34:59You've got a lot to say for yourself.
35:02Eh?
35:03Sorry.
35:05And Elia, you've got to believe, Adam, none of it's true.
35:08Oh, I never believed a word.
35:10But you want to have a word with your mother.
35:12Is she calmed down?
35:14She's packing her bags.
35:15Vastard to leave.
35:16What?
35:18Any sign of Megan?
35:19She's gone, eh?
35:21She don't feel well.
35:23She wanted me to tell you, but whoops.
35:25I forgot.
35:26Right.
35:29Listen.
35:30I know that you've got the hots for your teacher, you little git.
35:34But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
35:36There's a good life.
35:36Right.
35:37Thanks very much for a memorable day.
35:41Shall we go next door?
35:46Hey.
35:47I always wondered why you were so weird.
35:49But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of,
35:52it's all slipping into place.
35:53David!
36:07David!
36:08David!
36:12Where have you been?
36:14Er, manor as well.
36:16Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work.
36:19Daniel's already gone.
36:20He said to say to her, aren't they?
36:21Er, you need to be careful.
36:24Do I?
36:25Yes, Will, you do.
36:27You were so vile to Daniel today.
36:29Classic.
36:30I defend him, why don't you?
36:32You're gonna give the game away at this rate.
36:34And the state of him.
36:36You know, he had his hands all over my woman.
36:39You're drunk.
36:41What's he gonna be like on your little weekend away?
36:45Oh, do you know what?
36:47I can't be doing with you when you're like this.
36:51Oh, no.
36:55Ha!
36:55Weird.
36:57I'm sorry.
36:57What is that?
36:58It's a stimulator.
36:59Your own mother has got you a...
37:01It's a vagus nerve stimulator.
37:03David, not in front of Lily.
37:05No, no, it's totally sleep.
37:06Shut up!
37:07No, that's what it is.
37:08It's an actual sleep aid.
37:10What?
37:10Granny Gail's texted.
37:11She said she's sent us all a video.
37:12Oh, get it up.
37:13Get it up on Sepple.
37:14Go on.
37:14Should we not wear for Andy's hair and Uncle Nick?
37:16Well, she's put it on plot chart, hasn't it?
37:17She can see it on there.
37:18Aw, I can't believe she's sent a video.
37:20It's me.
37:23I speak to you today on what is, of course, our first wedding anniversary.
37:30One of the longest marriages, this.
37:32Thank you, David, for my extra-large jar of olives.
37:39Very funny.
37:41I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day.
37:46And, of course, David, happy birthday.
37:52How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:57I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid.
38:05I just wanted to say that, though I may be far away, you're all very much in my thoughts.
38:16And, David and Shona, you and your baby are utmost in my heart.
38:25Life is never easy.
38:30Life is never straightforward.
38:34But we're a strong, resilient family.
38:39And we can weather any storm.
38:43I love you all very much.
38:46So, till the next time we speak, as the famous carol says,
38:55The hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight.
39:08I wish you all a very happy Christmas.
39:18Happy Christmas.
39:20Aw, that was nice.
39:22Yeah, it was a lovely Christmas.
39:24I just want to say thank you.
39:30What for?
39:34I love you for.
39:36And just being so nice and patient today.
39:42That's our first Christmas, innit?
39:45Wanted to be special.
39:48In that case, thank you, too.
39:51For what?
39:52For being you.
39:54Your authentic self.
39:56Can't be easy.
40:00You know, with your various issues.
40:05I'm...
40:05Unless you were being sarcastic.
40:07I wasn't.
40:11Stand up.
40:14You sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:16Yeah.
40:22You sure?
40:23You sure?
40:26Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:30Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:30Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:57Isn't that, um...
40:58It's, um, Oujimaflip.
41:00Maggie, yes.
41:00From the pub.
41:01Correct.
41:02Well, introduce me.
41:03I've never met her.
41:04And, you know, if we pull up, I'm thinking free drinks.
41:07Oh.
41:07Hello.
41:08Hello.
41:10Oh, I say, what a beautiful coat.
41:12I love that color.
41:14Merry Christmas, Maggie.
41:15I don't know if you met my dear friend, Evelyn Plummer.
41:21Merry Christmas to you.
41:22And may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more.
41:26Are you off travelling?
41:30Uh, are you all right, Maggie?
41:32No.
41:32Any idiot can see she's not all right.
41:34She's in pieces.
41:35Oh, let's just say, I've fallen out with Ben.
41:40Oh, dear.
41:41Who's Ben?
41:43My son.
41:44Well, maybe it's just bad karma, you know, because you shut the pub on Christmas Day.
41:50We were having a family meal, but everything went awry.
41:57Well, if there's anything I could do.
42:01Do you know any decent hotels around here?
42:05Well, I could drive you over to Chariot Square, if you like.
42:09Good thinking, Batman.
42:10And could you call ahead when we're en route?
42:15My phone is running out of juice.
42:17Just tell them one night, one person with breakfast,
42:22and try and get a free upgrade to a suite.
42:27Um, I'm rather sorry we came over in the chest place.
42:31And relax.
42:43My lady.
42:46Quite good, sir.
42:50I'm sorry.
42:52Isn't that my line?
42:54I should have been there for you.
42:57We got there eventually, didn't we?
42:58I'll never let you down again.
43:01I'll never let you down again.
43:28I'll never let you down again.
43:36And theman, and theman.
43:45I'll never let you down again.
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