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00:00Who Loves The Sun?
00:07Who Cares That It Makes Plants Grow?
00:12Who Cares What It Does?
00:15Since You Broke My Heart?
00:19Who Loves The Wind?
00:23Who Cares That It Makes Breeze Eggs?
00:27Who Cares What It Does?
00:30Since You Broke My Heart?
00:33Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:36Who Loves The Sun?
00:40Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:43Who Loves The Sun?
00:47Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:50Not Everyone
00:54Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:57Who Loves The Wind?
01:00Who Loves The Wind?
01:05Are For We System?
01:16Yeah, I know What You're Thinking, And Yes I Do Work Out.
01:21Ha Ha Ha.
01:22I Just Like To Rest A Few Years Between Sex.
01:25Ha Ha Ha He да
01:26Ha Ha.
01:29this is proof that our product can be used by anyone irrespective of age body type or back hair
01:35density thanks a lot made using nature's own makai berry transform i'm glowed up and ready
01:43to attack each day even in your australian winter huh which is surprisingly cold yeah
01:49my nipples do not lie huh mine either well spray tan is a growth area for us
01:55really so uh is that a yes well here's what i'm thinking excuse me what is going on here
02:05could you just give us a minute a bit can i see your room keys please
02:10no yeah yeah okay hold on we can explain obviously we should have paid your rent of patio area all
02:18right and not pretend to be staying here and biggie should not have called the manager
02:21who what you call it yeah okay but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an
02:25asshole yeah we believe the transform is a market changing product yeah so much so that i mortgage
02:32my house to fund it listen when we assess a company we don't just evaluate the product we look at the
02:37people too okay well if that's the case let me give you a little close-up on my brother here shall i
02:42he is the smartest most committed most honest person you could ever hope to work with you and honestly
02:48if you don't believe in us why don't you suck my okay okay you have our information thank you
02:54i went too far didn't i then at least we came off his passion
03:00where are we actually staying
03:01the nights are on expedia yeah
03:16does this country smell weird
03:31is
03:45is
03:53Wooo! Hello gorgeous.
04:04Hey, what do you want?
04:06What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:09I thought I'd head until next week.
04:12Where's the money?
04:14Where is it?
04:15Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:19Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:21The only sure thing in life, mate, is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:26Okay, wait. Yeah, no. I don't have it all today, but...
04:30But what?
04:33Holy shit.
04:35You used to play, right?
04:37No, mate.
04:38Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago. You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean-up.
04:43I recognised you.
04:43Wrong blood, mate.
04:44No, no, no, I remember. I had cash on Norths, and once they wheeled you out, the boys collapsed.
04:49Yeah. Terry, Terry Torres. That's it. You're a fucking gripe, man.
04:56What the hell happened to you?
05:02Now fuck it up, man.
05:05Fuck.
05:05Hey, it's me. How are you?
05:22Good. Great. So, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:28Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:29Hi.
05:34Hey.
05:34What's up?
05:35Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:38Can you talk to her?
05:39Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:41Ew. And what's this, like a present?
05:45You don't like it?
05:46No, it's trash, but she's your ex, not mine.
05:48Okay, ex is a little strong. We're just separated. You know, we still talk.
05:52Okay, I'm just saying, I don't think this is going to make you unseparated.
05:57You're right. You're right. My judgment is off.
06:01Why am I so nervous about this?
06:03I don't know. Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to win her back,
06:09which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're here.
06:13Priority number one is what?
06:14Transform.
06:15That's right. Transform. Not fucking Joyce.
06:19Yeah, you're right. You're right. But she'll take me back, right?
06:22I don't know, man. Maybe. Probably. Not with that thing.
06:26Give me. Give me. Fucking...
06:29I think it's a real panty razor.
06:31Panty razor?
06:32Panty razor. You want them lowered and...
06:36You know what? I don't want to talk about this with you.
06:38I'm going to the convention.
06:41How'd you get started?
06:42I worked at a spray tanning salon back home, and then one day my boss, she started bitching at me,
06:48and she was like, you can't use the employee discount for customers, but I was like,
06:52I'm only using them on the hot customers, some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
06:57Plus, these days can be so frustrating.
06:58So frustrating. I know.
07:00So then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning, and I started selling it behind the local high school,
07:04and then, of course, my bitch boss rats me out, and then all of a sudden I'm in jail.
07:08Wait, jail?
07:08I know. So, anyway, I tell my brother, and he bails me out, and then he's, like, lecturing me on how I need to get my life together,
07:15and I'm like, Martin, his name's Martin, I'm like, Martin, that's what I'm trying to do.
07:19I mean, you see that, right, Sophie?
07:21Yeah, for sure.
07:22Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:24No, it's just that I don't want to work for a fascist.
07:27No, I want to be respected.
07:28Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to, like, drop off this package, which was stupid,
07:32and I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper.
07:37Hula hooping was her job?
07:38No, it wasn't her job, but she was really good at it.
07:41And, anyway, then I see these guys, and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with the juice of this berry.
07:47Berry?
07:48Mm-hmm.
07:48So we get a scientist to, like, whip up a formula or whatever, I don't know, I'm not a scientist,
07:53and we slap a label on it, and here I am, talking to you.
07:57That's quite a story.
07:58Why'd you come back to Australia?
08:00Because your son sucks.
08:02Cancer.
08:03Cancer.
08:04Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere.
08:07Okay.
08:07Well, here's your booth.
08:13You seem disappointed.
08:14Is there a problem?
08:16Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie.
08:20Not to mention the stench of hangover shits, which will definitely deter potential customers, don't you think?
08:27I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:29That's not going to work.
08:30Sophie, I thought we were friends.
08:31There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package, so it's a bit pricier.
08:36Take me back this way.
08:37Okay, because you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:39No, I'm not mad.
08:40I'm a little bit scared.
08:41I'm a little bit scared.
08:50Trace!
08:50Hi!
08:51Hi!
08:52You look fantastic.
09:00How are you?
09:02Good.
09:03I'm good.
09:03How are you?
09:04I am great.
09:06And you're in Sydney.
09:07Right?
09:08What are the odds?
09:09Both of us in southeastern Australia.
09:11It's crazy.
09:12So, um, what are you doing here?
09:15Well, believe it or not, Vicky and I started a company.
09:19Okay.
09:19Doing what?
09:21Dramatic reveal.
09:24Ta-da!
09:25Uh, we are officially in the beauty product business.
09:31Uh, what about your job?
09:34I'll quit.
09:36Really?
09:37After 20 years?
09:39Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice.
09:43So, being here is purely a business decision?
09:46Exactly.
09:47Nothing to do with me?
09:48No.
09:48I mean, okay, okay.
09:50Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind.
09:53Like, way, way back there, though.
10:01Look.
10:03I made a lot of promises in the past.
10:06Promises that I didn't keep.
10:08And this is different.
10:11All right?
10:12This one is going to come together.
10:15It has to.
10:16Because I miss you.
10:23I...
10:23Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore?
10:28No.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Martin.
10:33You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage.
10:35We're still married.
10:36But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions,
10:39my life was passing me by.
10:41Okay, I get it.
10:42I really do, but...
10:43I'm glad you're excited about your business,
10:46but I did not come here to be pitched on our future.
10:52This...
10:53This was a mistake.
10:55No.
10:55Sorry.
10:57Joyce.
10:57Hey, good luck with the business.
10:59Joyce, please.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's just eat.
11:02Joyce.
11:03Yeah, she's right.
11:10You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest.
11:12I said we'd have kids.
11:13I just kept pushing it off.
11:15Well, the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business.
11:18Right.
11:19Yeah.
11:20And hey, speaking of, put on your best fake smile.
11:22We got a room full of potential buyers to impress.
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network.
11:26I know, buddy.
11:27I know.
11:28Joyce was...
11:29Joyce.
11:30You loved her, but people do move on.
11:33I don't want to move on, Vicky.
11:34I know, and I don't want to do this.
11:37Ow.
11:38Ow.
11:38Stop.
11:39Oh.
11:39Stop.
11:40Jesus.
11:42Fuck.
11:42Sorry, I thought that would have come off his ear.
11:44But the point is, what would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:47You would say you get one chance to make a first impression, so stop fucking crying about
11:52your ex-wife.
11:53You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy.
11:55Not really my tone, but, uh, sure.
11:58There we go.
11:59Hello, good sir.
12:01Hi.
12:01What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:05Um...
12:06Ooh.
12:07How much?
12:08$7.50.
12:09We'll take it.
12:10Vicky, we can't afford that.
12:12No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can.
12:14For our image, right?
12:16Absolutely not.
12:16Please, please, please, please, please.
12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20So you want it, or?
12:21Yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:25Okay.
12:26That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
12:31And I know exactly who I'm going to impress.
12:34I'll save you some.
12:35Yeah, sure.
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah.
12:45Very well.
12:45What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually.
12:48Let me guess.
12:50You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you do that?
12:58I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:03I'm Susie.
13:08I'm Martin.
13:09Hi.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people orange racket?
13:15Well, about a year.
13:17Uh-huh.
13:17And I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:23And why'd you give that up?
13:25Well, you know, I decided I wasn't going to let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:29Well, that is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:39No, seriously.
13:42You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:47Well, how about you?
13:49You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:52Fucking hell, Martin.
13:54Why am I asking the big questions?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Sorry.
13:58Well, okay.
14:00Um, if you want the truth, then maybe not.
14:14Guess your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:18And, yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:22Not yours?
14:23Oh, God, no.
14:24No.
14:25Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within Walking Distance.
14:28Actually, I don't think I...
14:34Sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just...
14:39I don't know anybody in town and...
14:41No, no, no, no.
14:41It's just...
14:42No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay.
14:45I get it.
14:46Look, it was really nice to, um, to meet you.
14:48I hope it goes really well.
14:52Sorry.
14:52Sorry.
14:54Oh.
14:59You know, one glass of mine.
15:02Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:05Cheers to that.
15:06Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Welcome.
15:14So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I...
15:19Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go.
15:21Here.
15:22All right.
15:23It's good.
15:23It's cute.
15:24Right?
15:25Transform.
15:27And the pitch begins now.
15:38May I?
15:40Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41All right.
15:51Everyday life can take its toll.
15:54Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless, right?
16:00But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:04With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:08Transform with Tansform.
16:14And be the best version of yourself.
16:22It's good.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26It's really fucking good.
17:01Hi.
17:01Hi.
17:02Hi.
17:02Must not go kind of crazy
17:08Yeah, looks that way
17:11You want to get some breakfast?
17:27Martin
17:28Breakfast?
17:30Uh, yeah, yeah, sure
17:33You okay?
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:41I just normally don't drink that much
17:44Welcome to Australia
17:47I mean, actually, you know
17:51Look, it's just last night was
17:53Yeah, uh, about that
17:56Just, if you could, press play
18:02Filmed us?
18:11Everything's gonna be fine
18:12You've just gotta do what he says, okay?
18:14What who says?
18:14Morning, Martin
18:20Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused
18:25Well, what you think's happening
18:27Is exactly what's happening
18:29I think it should be here
18:33Thank you
18:33I just got here
18:37Is it out?
18:38Oh, it's gonna be ten thousand
18:45Ten thousand dollars, Martin
18:51Well, we're gonna throw this
18:53Up on the interwebs
18:55Where your wife
18:57Kids
18:57Heck
18:59Even your pre-scout of it looks, yeah
19:00You're blackmailing me?
19:03I like to think of it as
19:05Preserving your privacy
19:06At market cost
19:08I mean, who says I'm married?
19:14Spotting these
19:15Is her speciality, mate?
19:22I don't have ten grand
19:25What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum
19:29The whole bottle
19:30The whole bottle of rich prick rum
19:34That was my sister
19:35So you got till ten tonight, okay?
19:38Look, you don't understand
19:40I really don't have that kind of money
19:41See that?
19:45Six hours in the chair
19:46Skin so thin
19:49It feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves
19:51But I didn't move
19:52Nah
19:53Because I want everyone to know I love my sister
19:57And I'd do anything for her
19:59Okay
20:00If you love your wife, Martin
20:04You'll get the cash
20:07Yeah
20:08That was really good
20:11So this whole thing...
20:31Just pay him
20:32Martin
20:34Hello
20:44God, yes, yes, yes, yes
20:49Yeah, you did
20:51Oh my God, I'm so proud of you
20:53Oh, and I found a model for the presentation
20:56She is very talented
20:58Actually, I took a few nudes
21:00Do you want to see?
21:01Oh, yeah
21:02Here
21:03Hey, you okay?
21:09Look what pale
21:10Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over
21:14Otherwise, this would be a problem
21:16No, it's not over
21:17Joyce texted me this morning
21:19She wants to talk
21:20Oh, okay
21:21You're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists
21:24Because Joyce wants to talk?
21:26Vicky, please
21:27Sorry
21:28It's fine
21:29I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit
21:32Extortion?
21:33Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in New Mexico?
21:36Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:37It was actually pretty good stuff
21:38But when you're driving desert roads
21:40There's always this chance that you could run into bandits
21:43And if you do, you have two options
21:45You can either stop and let them take what is yours
21:48Or you accelerate and force them to move
21:51We're not accelerating
21:53Look, we got enough cash in our account
21:54We're just going to pay them off
21:56Right
21:56What?
22:00Okay
22:00The organizer of the event
22:03This friend of mine
22:04She's not really a friend of mine
22:05But we kind of became friends
22:06And she offered us the biggest booth at the event
22:10And, um
22:11It was really expensive
22:13And, uh
22:14What are you trying to say, Vicky?
22:17We have
22:18$812 left in our business account
22:21Fuck!
22:22Damn
22:22Fuck!
22:23Okay
22:24It's going to be okay
22:25Trust me, trust me
22:26No, no, no
22:26I'm going to lose my wife
22:27And my house
22:29And my business
22:30Perfect
22:31You'll still have me, though
22:33No, you'll be gone, too
22:36Because I will have killed you
22:38Missed
22:58Missed
22:59Dave
23:00Turn the hole
23:02Big fella?
23:13How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:14Nothing
23:14He's a degenerate gambler
23:16You squeeze him?
23:17Wouldn't have made a difference
23:18So you made his word, did you?
23:26I made a judgement call
23:27Said I'll come back in a couple of days
23:29Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:31Your judgement
23:32Well
23:32You want me to go back there
23:34Kick him in the guts
23:35And hope you think
23:35Shit's fucking gold coins out?
23:37You want that?
23:41Sorry, mate
23:41UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:44Because it seems like you forgot who I am
23:46I know who you are, mate
23:47Memory's fine
23:49Come here
23:51Come on
23:52Where's she?
24:15She'll be here
24:16Vicky!
24:18Hello, gorgeous
24:19Hi
24:19So, what do you think?
24:22Oh my god
24:23If I could put that in a can and sell it
24:26I'd be a goddamn millionaire
24:27Crystal, this is Martin
24:30Martin, Crystal, our model
24:31Hi
24:32Hi
24:32You look, uh, tan
24:35Thank you
24:37No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo
24:40Alright?
24:41And the point is
24:42To show buyers how a product changes your skin color
24:45And we can't really do that
24:46If it looks like you've been slow roasting
24:48In the fucking outback
24:49Okay, you know what?
24:50Give me a second
24:51I'm gonna talk to you for a second
24:51Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
24:53I know you're
24:53Stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever
24:57But you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
25:00Oh, you have darker shade
25:01Just get it together
25:02Jesus Christ
25:03Hey, sorry
25:05It's okay
25:06Shit's getting worse
25:11Fucking headaches
25:13Blackouts
25:15Mood swings
25:16Sensitivity to fucking light
25:19Sorry, mate
25:21You have any, um, memory issues?
25:23Erectile dysfunction?
25:25Oh, let's skip the part where
25:27You think you got an active medical license
25:30Just give me where I come from
25:32Sorry, mate
25:33Just, uh, trying to help
25:34I need 60
25:43Mate, this is only gonna get you 15
25:46I'll have the rest by Friday
25:47Mate, you know that's not how it works
25:48Fucking 60
25:50Don't wake your fucking dick
25:51Okay, okay, one call
25:53Let go of me
25:54Or we're never gonna do business again
25:56Yeah
25:57Okay, good
26:02Just, um
26:05Just give him 15
26:07And, um, throw in a couple of extra
26:09For professional courtesy
26:10Ladies and gentlemen
26:16We've got everything you've done
26:17On Sprite
26:18And what is up next
26:19We have Tense Ball
26:21A self-tanner
26:22For later
26:23Because it's amazing
26:24But higher
26:25Clided the NTH elements
26:27Of the north
26:27With its natural tanning
26:29Comities
26:29Tense Ball
26:30Specialized
26:3150% cluster
26:33And last
26:3330% locker
26:34That's the competition
26:35Yeah
26:36Okay
26:36Fuck
26:49All right
26:54You ready?
26:55You ready?
26:55You with me?
26:56Let's do that
26:56Okay
26:57Here we go
26:58Here we go
26:58Here we go
26:59Hello, Sydney
27:03I'm Vicky Marvin
27:06And this is my brother
27:08And business partner
27:09Marv
27:10It's okay
27:21Whoopsie doops
27:22Get up
27:24The costume was a stupid purchase
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry
27:37I'm being blackmailed
27:40Jesus
27:41And now our inventory is exploding
27:44I think it's just the heat
27:46It's winter
27:47Okay, listen
27:48Here's what we're gonna do
27:50We're not gonna pay them, okay?
27:52We are going to floor it at these assholes
27:55And then we are going to explode on them
28:00No, we're not gonna do it your way
28:03Okay
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes
28:09Or maybe a business loan
28:11Depending on certain factors
28:12What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put ten grand in our pocket today, Phil
28:17What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25No, if you're bothered
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity
28:31Psst, Phil, come here
28:33Theoretically, between you and me
28:35If we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word
28:38How quickly can we get that loan?
28:41Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days
28:43Okay, seven days isn't gonna work
28:45Do better
28:46Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure
28:50Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh
28:52He's being blackmailed
28:53No, but he really is
29:00We need you to do us a solid
29:02That loan would have floated us for months
29:08It's Joyce's house, too
29:09Joyce doesn't live there in a year
29:11Well, she's still my wife
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife
29:13You wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific to win her back
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times our size
29:21Oh, so this is my fault, because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer
29:26Okay, I've destroyed my life
29:27Noted
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying
29:29What's that mean?
29:33Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were
29:36And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer
29:41Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years
29:44What, where are you going?
29:47Martin?
29:48Fix this on my own
29:49Oh, look, it's Phil
29:59The corporate cog who destroyed my business
30:02I'm sorry
30:03Great
30:04My brother's going to have his legs broken
30:07But I'm sure the bones will heal quicker when I regale him with your one-word apology
30:11Thank you
30:12I get it
30:14You think I like this job?
30:16Yes
30:17My mum won't even talk to me
30:20She thinks I take people's houses away
30:22Really?
30:24She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No
30:25It sucks
30:26Yeah
30:27Yeah
30:27My mum kicked me out
30:30Just for selling some furniture
30:33That I honestly didn't think she was using any more
30:35And I made bank
30:37It's like
30:37Why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah
30:40I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture
30:41But, yeah, I get it
30:43It's like
30:44Mums, you know
30:46Yeah
30:46Mums
30:47God
30:48I get it
30:50Hey
30:54I don't normally do this
30:58He helps people
31:02When they're back down
31:04Do you know what I mean?
31:05I do know what you mean
31:06Grab a quick break
31:09Nope
31:09Okay
31:10Fair enough
31:12Yeah
31:12Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headaches
31:25By using a patient's own best-in-timal step cells to support the recovery
31:30Hey
31:35I'm, uh
31:37I'm Vicky
31:37From
31:38From the phone
31:39What do you want?
31:41I'm
31:42I'm looking for a loan
31:44Don't do loans anymore
31:46Well, that's a shame
31:48What do you do now?
31:56Help, people
31:57What, like
31:58If I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night
32:00Things like that
32:01Yeah
32:02If you've got the money
32:03I'll get the job done
32:05Yeah
32:06Well, I'm
32:07Not exactly
32:09Flush with cash right now
32:11Hence
32:11The need for the loan
32:13What's the loan for?
32:18Just your
32:18Typical
32:19Blackmail sex tape situation
32:22Nice
32:24Yeah
32:24There could be some other options
32:27How do you feel about your second amendment?
32:30Send the photo
32:39Yep
32:40Kind of felt bad for this one
32:43You had a thing for this guy?
32:46No
32:47Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money
32:50Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists
32:53Fucktrats with your idea
32:55Fuck it
32:58Extortion operations
32:59And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever
33:01So what?
33:03Going to transition to dolphin train, are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon
33:06An astronaut
33:08Are you
33:12Want to pick this up for me, please?
33:24What the fuck?
33:25Hang on
33:26Catch!
33:27Don't be rusty
33:28Please don't
33:29Stand
33:30Fucking
33:31Still
33:31You don't get to be anyone
33:44But who I'd tell you to be
33:46Understand?
33:49Yeah
33:49Good girl
33:51Can you pick these up for me, please?
33:54Thank you
33:56Hey, you've reached Joyce
34:00Please leave a message
34:01Hey, Joyce
34:02I got your text
34:03I'm really looking forward to talking
34:05In the meantime
34:07Vicki and I
34:08We have a big opportunity
34:11But we're
34:12We're just kind of putting the pieces together right now
34:14So, uh
34:15If you're happy with your message
34:26Press 1
34:27To delete
34:28Press 2
34:29You traded the company van
34:33For the money we need
34:34You need
34:35Not me being blackmailed
34:36This time
34:37And what is this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal
34:41I'd do it again
34:42Oh, oh, jeez
34:43That's him
34:45That's him
34:46What'd I do?
34:46Answer the phone
34:47Show this fucker who's boss
34:49Okay, okay, okay
34:51Hello?
34:54I have the money
34:55Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no
35:01Uh, somewhere public
35:02Yep
35:03Afraid I have to insist on that
35:05You're right
35:08Yeah, no, you're
35:08You're right
35:09Here does work
35:10Yeah, sure
35:11One hour?
35:13Okay
35:14Looking forward to it
35:15Nervous?
35:17No, no, no, no
35:17Not even in the slightest
35:20Are you?
35:23Yeah, well that made
35:24Oh, yeah
35:24Bad job
35:27Really bad job
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either
35:29Oh, yeah, I didn't feel good about it
35:42Hi
35:42Hello, man
35:43Come on in
35:44So how is everyone?
35:51Right here
35:52This is, uh, the end of it
35:56Here it is
35:57What about
35:58Where's the sex tape?
36:00Who are you?
36:01I'm the sister
36:02And, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit
36:04Until you delete the fucking video
36:06From the cloud or whatever
36:08Well, money first
36:10Then I press delete
36:11Not happening
36:13Oh, I'm just gonna send it then
36:16Okay, money first
36:17No
36:17Money first
36:17No
36:18Vicky
36:18Dammit
36:19There you go
36:20It's all there
36:21I was starting to think this isn't enough
36:28If you can get ten grand in a day
36:30You get twenty tomorrow
36:32Cash, come on
36:34Let's just get out of here
36:35You know why this works?
36:42I'll tell you
36:43Everyone wants to believe
36:45They're the most interesting person in the room
36:47Because no one wants to admit
36:49They're just another everyday shitbag
36:52But here's the thing
36:54If you get tape
36:56Fucking a woman who isn't your wife
36:58Then it doesn't matter who you think you are
37:01You're still gonna have to pay the asking price
37:03And now
37:05That price
37:06Is twenty
37:07I don't think so
37:10You got a fucking gun?
37:12I'm accelerating
37:12You sure about this?
37:14Yeah, I'm American
37:15Of course I'm fucking sure about this
37:16Give me your phone
37:18Now
37:19Now
37:20Tell me your password
37:22One
37:25One
37:26One
37:27One
37:28Alright
37:29One
37:30What are they all?
37:31Ones?
37:32Two
37:32Okay
37:34I'm kind of having a hard time
37:36Adding the password in
37:38Also pointing
37:39Will you just
37:39Sure
37:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
37:40No, I gotta
37:41I gotta
37:41Don't move
37:43I'm not familiar with this OS
37:46Lady, will you help him to leave the fucking sex tape?
37:49Surprise
37:50Goddammit
37:51I have one too
37:52Give me a gun
37:54Please
37:55Gun
37:56Fucking gun
37:58Okay, listen
38:01If you want twenty
38:02I can give you twenty
38:03Alright, I'll write you a check
38:04I'll write you a check
38:05We don't really do checks here, Martin
38:07Stop moving
38:08Shut that thing up
38:12Now please
38:15Sorry
38:16Sorry
38:18Sorry, it's just
38:19Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:25Okay
38:25Please
38:26Please
38:27Don't
38:27Don't
38:28Alive
38:29This must be Mrs. Mom
38:30Please don't
38:31I'm sorry
39:00Are you there?
39:09Martin
39:09Hang up
39:10Hang up
39:11Hang up
39:13All the way back
39:13Is he?
39:28Yeah
39:29We have to call
39:31An ambulance
39:32No, no, no, no
39:32We're in a foreign country
39:34And
39:35And we just killed somebody
39:37We're not gonna call an ambulance
39:39What do we do?
39:43We've gotta get rid of him
39:44Okay
39:46I think I know somebody
39:48So you're thinking like an acid bath situation or
40:05I'm thinking you guys are fucked
40:08You know how she is?
40:15Yep
40:15Well, you know what?
40:18I'm getting the fuck out of here then
40:19Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:27Fuck
40:27We need a big fucking bag
40:30Wait, wait
40:42Okay
40:43Let's go
40:44It's good on your ride, man
40:55I don't think so
40:57Good
40:58Pop the boot
40:59Okay, hold on
41:01We're taking my car?
41:03Yeah, your body
41:04Your car
41:05I suppose that's terrible
41:07It's all the boxes
41:11Looks like he's gonna have to ride up front
41:13Hey, no, no, no, no
41:25It's his birthday
41:28Pussy can't handle his tequila
41:30Oh, fuck
41:35Okay
41:36Okay
41:37Where are we going?
41:41We feel like
41:41Pizza
41:42Burgers
41:43Fries
41:44Oh, fuck
41:45I could do burgers
41:46If
41:46You're kidding
41:47If I come with me
41:48Okay
41:49Yeah, no, we're just gonna go get rid of the body
41:51Yeah
41:51No, I'm stupid
41:52Let's do it
41:53Let's do it
41:54Okay, let's go
41:55Jesus Christ
42:14Ready?
42:20Three, two, up
42:21Keep going
42:23That's it
42:24Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ
42:40We'll meet the frown
42:41Fuck, man
42:42We're doing this
42:43Let's drop the dead fuck
42:45Come on
42:45Let's go
42:46Oh, no
42:51Fuck's sake
43:02Tell me the face
43:04Hey
43:06That ain't the cleaner
43:27Yes, yes
43:29Yes, yes
43:30I'll polish the leaves
43:32Make them green again
43:34Shake out the trees
43:35They ain't seen again
43:36Spring cleaning
43:38Getting ready for love
43:40Ha, ha, ha
43:42Sluts off to winter flowers
43:44Wash them out with April showers
43:47Come again with fragrant flowers
43:49Shut up the moon above
43:52Cause you and I
43:54Have a rendezvous under the sky
43:57Like these two spring cleaners
44:00Get ready for love
44:01Get ready for love
44:02Yes, yes
44:04Yeah, that's the real cleaner
44:07You want to stick that in here?
44:13I think they're happy
44:14The people in the glass?
44:20I hope so
44:21Okay, bud
44:25I'm just going to take that from you.
44:34Psychologically, you're going to go through some tough shit.
44:37You're going to ride that fucking wave.
44:39Take some Xanax, do some yoga.
44:42Whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:46Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:48What about that tattoo lady?
44:50She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know, Cash.
44:55Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
45:00I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
45:02I feel like you're the one who's going to fuck this all up.
45:06And I don't want to kill you.
45:07Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:10Okay, okay, I'll be good. Here.
45:12Sorry.
45:16And if you see me again, you fucked up.
45:22Okay.
45:22Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off his blood.
45:31Yeah, uh...
45:34I should...
45:35Okay.
45:38You're going to be okay?
45:42Jesus, Martin.
45:44You're really asking the big questions.
45:46Ooh, good news.
45:56I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:04Yeah, you kind of did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:15What the hell?
46:23What?
46:23What?
46:25Ah!
46:26If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:30I got the conference people to give me your motel address.
46:35Why?
46:37Uh, do you mind if I...
46:38Uh, uh, sure.
46:41I guess.
46:41Sure.
46:41Have a seat.
46:42That's nice.
46:42Have a seat.
46:45Uh, sorry.
46:47I know it's early.
46:47So, uh...
46:49How can we help you?
46:52I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:57So I had a word to marketing.
46:59They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, Transform.
47:03It just...
47:04It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:09Pardon the language.
47:10Really?
47:11Yeah.
47:11So, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:15What do we say?
47:162,000 cans.
47:17Put it in a few stores.
47:19See if you can get the word out.
47:20You hit those numbers.
47:22We can expand.
47:23I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll do it.
47:26Oh, great.
47:29Great.
47:31So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:35Great.
47:39Can you go now?
47:41Respectfully.
47:42Yeah, yeah.
47:44Stuff to do.
47:46Yeah.
47:47Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:49You can see that too, right?
48:00Underbox says you can't hit that.
48:02You're on.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09I think we should stay.
48:10We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:20Close.
48:21There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:30You go back to being yelled at by retail managers.
48:33I lose choice.
48:39Last one.
48:40Make it count.
48:41Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:43Well, make them.
48:44Right?
48:44What'd you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:48I don't know.
48:49You said sometimes you gotta get arrested for selling stolen beauty products to realize what you want in life.
48:55I said that?
48:56You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:58But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:04My wife.
49:04Our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:21I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:28I were scared.
49:54I don't know.
49:55I don't know.
49:58Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:19I'm not your fucking friend.
50:24I'm trying to be high.
50:28I'm trying to feel it.
50:33I'm trying to feel it.
50:37Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas tant chien.
50:46Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas tant chien.
50:51Ce n'est pas mon premier, je ne suis pas tant chien.
50:53Ce n'est pas mon Dudler.
50:54Ce n'est pas mon héros.
50:59Ce n'est pas mon mieux.
51:00Ce n'est pas mon but du moins.
51:02Ce n'est pas mon mieux.
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