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00:00Music
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00:27It was Christmas Eve
00:30Oh, Christmas Eve
00:32In the drunk tank
00:36And all that sat in
00:40Won't see another one
00:44And then we sang a song
00:49The rare old mountain tune
00:53That turned my face away
00:57And dreamed about you
01:01Got on a lucky one
01:06Came in and looked into one
01:10I've got a feeling
01:14That's yours for me
01:18So happy Christmas
01:23I love you baby
01:27I can see a better time
01:31Everyone needs a fuzzle song
01:32Where all our dreams come true
01:35Merry Christmas
01:36They got cars big as bars
01:49They got rivers of gold
01:51But the windows run through you
01:52It's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand
01:55On a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome
02:01You were pretty queen of New York City
02:03When the band finished me
02:05You know she's invited Adam and Alya, don't you?
02:09Oh, don't.
02:10I mean, she could have invited one of your axes
02:11Balance it out a bit
02:13Who's she?
02:14The cat's mother?
02:16Do you like what I got Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the Bible
02:21Pearls before swine
02:23What?
02:24Why is everyone so serious?
02:27Come on, it's Christmas
02:29Our first guest has arrived
02:31Merry Christmas
02:33A secret Santa contribution
02:35I hope I'm not too early
02:36Of course not
02:37Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:39The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one, Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it
02:43You'll die
02:45Mwah
02:47Don't let her get to you
02:49Rise above it
02:50Oh, I'm rising
02:52Practically transcendental
02:59Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:03I mean, it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07They will be opening later, I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:12I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:14In case of I'm alright, Jack, you've never heard one
03:17Happy birthday, David
03:20Yeah, ta
03:22Oh, yes, happy, uh, hmm, you know
03:27Merry Christmas
03:28You're a little late for last minute shopping, aren't you?
03:30Oh, no, I wish, no
03:32Wasn't late for work
03:33See?
03:34Yes, fascinating
03:35Not surprising
03:38He doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:41Why?
03:43What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:52My donation for our secret Santa
03:55Oh, yeah, the table looks dead nice, Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:01Now, Ollie
04:03As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:06Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:08Of course
04:10Everything's under control, Nan
04:13He's making my favourite
04:16A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18Have you seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:24Plenty
04:30Ta-da!
04:31Oh, I hate leaving you on your own
04:35I'm gonna sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:40Well, at least you know I'll come back sober
04:43Yep, Kev's enough to make anyone relax
04:46Right, come on then, me and you, let's get off
04:49To see Jack and open some presents
04:52See you later
04:53I want some presents
04:54Your presents
04:56It just feels weird being here
05:06Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, darling
05:09Well, they invited us
05:10And Ollie's meant to be a great cook, so
05:12Come on, open it
05:16It's symbolic
05:18Of what? The key to your heart
05:19Listen, I love you
05:22And I think we should move in together
05:25In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:30Are you serious?
05:31Yeah, I'm serious
05:33Ollie and Azir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:36I'll move in with them
05:38I'd love to
05:42Kurt, what did you think you were doing?
05:44Come on, babe, it's Christmas, one or two won't hurt
05:46As long as it's only one or two
05:47Bird within a bird within a bird sounds very...
05:52Henry VIII
05:54Divorced, beheaded, died
05:57Divorced, beheaded
05:58Survived
06:00I always find that last one very disappointing
06:03Hey!
06:05Merry Christmas!
06:07Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:08Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:12Couldn't you just eat him?
06:14Come here to me
06:16Oh, you're gorgeous
06:18You must stay for dinner
06:20We'll set two more places, we have more company
06:24Well, I'm sure Daniel's got other places to be
06:26Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:30Perfect!
06:32We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:36And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:41Well, aren't you going to work, won't I?
06:42Open it!
06:47So...
06:49A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:55Oh, wow, that's supposed to be amazing
06:58Thank you
07:00Will!
07:01Sorry about him
07:13He's missing his girlfriend
07:15Chloe and Hull
07:18Bless him
07:22So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:25Did she fly?
07:26Yeah, bless her
07:28Oh, I so miss air travel
07:29You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:32In-flight entertainments
07:34And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:37The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:40I hope you two don't want feeding
07:43David!
07:45Worry not, we're not peripatetic noshers
07:47We just drop by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday, of course
07:52Sorry, David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well, I'm not bothered, do I look bothered?
07:59Yes, David, actually, you look incredibly bothered
08:02Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again
08:05Abidemi is not light-fingered
08:07Abidemi's quite fit, actually
08:09Oh, broad!
08:10You know, Mother swore blind that she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:16Did they arrive? Did they poncho?
08:19Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:22Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:24I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:28Well, it's classic Gale, innit? She's got a postcode to house that she lived at for four million years
08:34Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:37I don't want a stupid present, anyway
08:42Oh, now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:48Clumptious, that's what it is
08:51Oh, my taste buds think it's Christmas
08:53Oh, hang on a minute, it is!
08:55And compliments to the chef
08:57Thank you, Todd
08:59Cheers!
09:01I'm the sous chef
09:04Did you get my email?
09:06Oh, I'm so sorry, that's so rude of me
09:09Yes, thank you very much
09:11What email?
09:13Summer's got in the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:16Lovely
09:17I'm jealous
09:18I am, I am spitting feathers
09:20Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:23So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:28Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:31Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:33Oh, lucky Etty
09:35I don't think so
09:37Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:41I don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:43Oh, what did the kids get you for you? Was it socks and smellies?
09:48Oh, kids, honestly
09:50They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:53Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:55What?
09:56A pencil sharpener
09:58No, they've not got me now yet, but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:03I, erm, I got tried to form
10:06Didn't I, love?
10:08Yeah, it's gorgeous
10:10Oh, isn't it amazing we can get in the 50p shop these days
10:13Andrew Scott, though, eh?
10:15I can't think who he is
10:17He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:19He's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:22Oh, yes, no, I know, I know, yeah, yeah
10:25Speaking of vicars
10:27Billy's taking his time, isn't he?
10:28It's his busiest day of the year, innit?
10:29Yeah
10:30Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:34What a lucky boy you are, Todd, eh?
10:37Oh, this is lovely
10:39Mm, mm, mm
10:41Really good
10:45You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:49Erm, I got a text from Roy
10:51He says you rang the hotel that Carla bought Tony and she never checked in
10:54Oh, no biggie
10:55Maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:57Well, obviously she went somewhere else
11:00The question is where, and she's disabled the tracker on her phone, so
11:04Right
11:06Well, I'm nipping out for an hour
11:09What now?
11:10Well, I can't divulge too much, but even on Christmas Day there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:15Crikey, you're in and out more times than I've lived in, Carla
11:17I'm Carla
11:19Sorry
11:20Mm-hmm
11:23Sorry
11:24Hey, I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here
11:39Maggie kinda press ganged us
11:41Yeah, she's good at that, it's fine, darling
11:43You okay?
11:44My letter
11:46Which letter?
11:47The letter?
11:49I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look, let me have a look in your bag, maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:09I've done nothing but check it, fill your boots
12:12I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well, if it has, someone's obviously chucked it, which is a good thing, no news is good news
12:21I feel sick, it's not there, is it?
12:23No
12:24Oh, do you know what? Maggie's been so off with me
12:26But then she's like that every day, isn't she?
12:27I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now
12:29Yeah, that's true
12:30Look, calm down
12:32Deep breaths
12:34All right, babe, everything all right in here?
12:36Yeah, fine
12:38I bet, sir, erm...
12:43Listen, babe, I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:47I know, I'm sorry
12:48What happens the next time we walk in? He's unhooking your bra
12:50He was just giving me a pep talk
12:52With his fingers?
12:53Babe, I was just getting wound up about Maggie, he was just calming me down
12:56Well, so come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:58I know, I'm sorry
13:00Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma
13:02Which bit?
13:03Huh, all of her
13:06Come on, babe, strengthen the numbers
13:26You all right?
13:30I'm sorry to hear about your mum
13:34It's what it is
13:35Happens to us all eventually, I guess
13:37You must miss her
13:38I'm being daft, really, but...
13:39Yeah
13:40Nothing daft about it
13:41People are still around, you want to make the most of him
13:43It's what we need, isn't it?
13:44What?
13:45Human contact
13:46You haven't stolen Gale's presents
13:47Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep, doesn't it?
13:48That's nothing like our doorstep, you plump
13:49Well, Mary said it was
13:50Well, has Mary got a degree?
13:51Well, it might have been Brian
13:52Well, it might have been Brian
13:53Have you been shooting for her?
13:54Well, it's not that much, I think
13:55but I'm sorry
13:56No, it's not that much
13:58It's, it's not that much
13:59I don't know
14:00You want to make the most of him
14:02You want to make the most of him
14:03It's what we need, isn't it?
14:04What?
14:05Human contact
14:07You haven't stolen Gale's presents
14:08Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep, doesn't it?
14:10It's nothing like our doorstep, you plump
14:13Well, Mary said it was
14:14Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:17Well, it might have been Brian.
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No, they came round for Christmas drinks.
14:25Oh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:28I'm not. You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks.
14:31Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said,
14:34Happy birthday, David. Love, Mum.
14:37Yeah. Yeah, I suppose. Well, you don't mind. I'm not bothered, anyway.
14:41I didn't want to tell your face that.
14:43Do you know what, Tim? Forget it.
14:47Mmm. Nice ta. Very festive.
14:53I made that.
14:56Yeah. Bit dry.
14:59Well, now you've had your meds and some scram,
15:02you're going to leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife.
15:05No, I'm not. I'm not doing it.
15:11You know, when she realises I'm missing, she'll come looking for me.
15:14Oh, right.
15:16Do you really think so?
15:18You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:22Oh, no, I don't want to rub it in.
15:25You can probably smell her perfume on me.
15:28If I found the evidence that you're corrupt, it's only a matter of time before there's due to.
15:37Oi, Miss World. Shut your face.
15:40Just need to reply to my lease.
15:49Oh, she wants me.
15:50Maybe I'm just better than you.
16:05Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:08Again.
16:09My bad.
16:10Naughty Becky.
16:11That's what she said, actually.
16:14He's acting like you're serious.
16:15Oh, come on. It's not like I got him a present.
16:17Oh, me.
16:18Oh, really?
16:19Well, I feel a bit daft now.
16:20But open it, then.
16:21I'm new earbuds. Thanks.
16:22I'm new earbuds.
16:23Thanks.
16:24There you are.
16:25I feel a lot going on in it.
16:26I can't believe it.
16:27I'm new earbuds.
16:28Thanks.
16:29There you are.
16:30I feel a bit TJ.
16:31I feel happy.
16:32Nice.
16:33I'm sure you're out to eat.
16:34Do you know I'm too bad.
16:35I'm no wearones.
16:36No.
16:37He's acting like you used to a serious.
16:39Oh, come on.
16:40It's not like I got him a present.
16:41Not on me.
16:42Oh, really?
16:43I feel a bit daft now.
16:44Well, open it, then.
16:47I'm new earbuds.
16:48Thanks.
16:51There you are.
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong
16:55Come in now, will you?
16:56Dinner is served
16:58Got a skirt on?
17:04Is it a skirt?
17:05Oh, sound of music!
17:08My girl, my girl
17:10Oh, I love that film
17:14I played Maria on the ship
17:15Oh, here we go
17:16We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:18I was basically editing highlights
17:20It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:23And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:24Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:26Good heavens
17:26Oh, I thought of like kiddies
17:28The wrong side of 30
17:29Still, the audience went nuts for it
17:32I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:34I've learned it
17:35No, if you're ever suffering from insomnia
17:36Phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty banquet
17:38Right, here we go
17:39Okay, it's the song
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting
17:43Oh, shut up
17:43Five words
17:45Yes, please, love
17:46First word, first word
17:48You okay?
17:51They're not answering
17:52Who?
17:54I'm trying to have video call the kids
17:55What are you doing?
18:03There's more tips than anything, sir
18:04I'll, um...
18:06I'll get a bite
18:06Oh, no worries
18:10This is so much better than Tracy's not
18:13What is it exactly?
18:15It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:23Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mmm, so are the roasties
18:27And this not roast is definitely not crusty
18:30My grandson is a very special cook
18:33In fact, all my boys are special
18:36And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren
18:41How are the kids, well?
18:45Yeah, fine
18:46You're not tempted to stay with them?
18:50My boys deserve only the best
18:53In life, in work
18:55And especially in love
18:57Uh, is it time for Secret Sunday, yeah?
19:05Food first
19:06Fun later
19:08So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah
19:14Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish company
19:16I bet you don't
19:17Nah, I am
19:18I could burn a salad
19:19We'll have to pout you for speed, darling
19:21You'll need a big pan
19:22That wee lad's going nowhere
19:25Wee lad?
19:26I bet you like that, mate
19:26I think I'll always be his wee lad
19:28A toast
19:29To my boys
19:31Merry Christmas
19:33Merry Christmas
19:34Hey
19:39The Poland Express is on later
19:42I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:45Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev
19:48We did this for the lads
19:49Confuse the boundaries?
19:52I'm not throwing me lips on you
19:53He's won, I've lost
19:54I'm over it
19:55Kev
19:55Look, he might be younger than me
19:57He might be better looking than me
19:58Don't, you know, I can't call with this
20:00I've got a text card telling me we're coming home
20:02Alfie!
20:04We need to go now, kiddo
20:06Can you hurry up?
20:34Mobile
20:35Answer call on speakerphone
20:37Colin?
20:40Colin, are you there?
20:42Is it you?
20:44They have a weird concept, isn't it?
20:47Secrets on tap
20:48Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know
20:53It's a family tradition
20:55Do you know what?
20:55I actually do need socks
20:57I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:58She did
20:59Your pillow talk is outrageous
21:02And the next one is for
21:06Drum roll, please
21:08Oh
21:08Ben
21:12Is it a jigsaw?
21:19Oh, come on, what is it?
21:20Wouldn't you like to know?
21:25To my baby
21:26Give it to me
21:27Let him read
21:28Ben, give it to me, please
21:29Give it to me
21:30I said, let him read it
21:32You bitch
21:34Let my son read
21:35The lovely gift I got him
21:37What is it?
21:39Oh, just evidence of an affair
21:40What?
21:42Between Eva and Adam
21:44Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
22:08Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart
22:12Read it out to the group
22:14Ma
22:14It's a letter to the baby she aborted
22:17When she and Ben were going through a rough patch
22:20Rough patch
22:22He probably gave her a few dirty looks
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:26And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here
22:30Oh, sorry
22:31Adam, my rock
22:33This is true
22:34Your words, not mine
22:36There was no affair
22:37I don't think that Adam's wrong
22:38Babe, I can explain
22:39Well, go ahead then
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock
22:43When she aborted their child
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on
22:49Oh, please
22:50No, I'm not having it
22:51It's not
22:51Because it wasn't in the first place, babe
22:53I promise
22:54And it's got enough all to do with you
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:57What?
22:58No
22:58Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot
23:01Because you have broken my son's heart
23:04Whether or not Eva had an abortion is frankly none of your business
23:07Is it not?
23:08Frankly
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:11What she chose was infidelity
23:13What kind of a mother are you?
23:15Daniel
23:15To do this to your own family
23:16And on Christmas Day
23:17You can take that smirk off your face and all
23:20Mate, I'm not smirking
23:21Nothing happened
23:22Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation
23:25Aye, we'll misread
23:27Yeah, don't worry, Betsy
23:36I'm fine
23:37I'm having a really lovely holiday
23:40Only Roy rang the hotel and you're not staying there
23:44No, I had to move in the end
23:49I'm staying at a new place now
23:51It's called Rhubarb Hill Hotel
23:55Yeah, yeah, I'm in the busing suite
24:00Well, I hope you're having a good time
24:03I'm missing you
24:05James, get dressed and get up
24:19Abby's on her way back
24:20What?
24:21Just hurry up
24:22Be quiet, I'm calling her
24:23Hiya, love
24:26Where are you?
24:28I'm just outside the main door
24:29Wicked
24:31Listen, would you do me a favour?
24:32Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:36I haven't got the keys
24:38Oh, but I thought you always had them
24:40Oh, God, you're lazy
24:41Oh, no, hang on
24:43Tell her I've got on here
24:44Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah, of course I can
24:46I'm running out of juice
24:47Yeah, of course I can
24:48Just give us a sec
24:49Right, well, come on
24:52We need to go and get Cal
24:53Let's charge her
24:54It's Vicky
24:55One more move like that
25:08And I'm phoning the police
25:09Why do you hate me so much?
25:12Sit down
25:12This could take some time
25:14Oi
25:14Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:17Oh, I've got plenty
25:18And don't you oi me
25:19Lies
25:20All lies
25:21I never had an affair with Adam
25:23The letter says different
25:24He supported me while
25:26How can you trust a silly word she says
25:27Well, I'm supporting our baby
25:29What?
25:36The baby was ours
25:37What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:46Well, I don't know, do I?
25:48I didn't think on my feet
25:49You had a knife pointing at me
25:51I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever
25:54You're giving me a headache
25:55Do you talk like this with Lies?
25:58No wonder she's gone off you
25:59Biggest regret of my life, she said
26:02Meeting Carla
26:03The biggest regret of my life
26:05Is following you here
26:06You did not
26:08Because I'd have known
26:10Don't lie
26:13Okay
26:16All right
26:18Costello
26:19Tell me the address
26:20The rest you do know
26:22What rest do I know?
26:24That I broke in here
26:25That you caught me
26:26Red-handed
26:27You know, but if I were you
26:30I wouldn't have left
26:33An incriminating burner phone
26:34Just lying around
26:35Linking me to
26:36A hit on Costello
26:37You're so boring
26:39Right
26:42Well, I can't stand around here
26:44Chewing the cud all day
26:45People to see
26:46Wives to bed
26:48So she's not your wife
26:50Is she?
26:52Because you're officially dead
26:53So that makes her your widow
26:55Funny you mention dead
26:57Because Lisa
27:00Said that sleeping with you
27:03Was like going to bed
27:06With a corpse
27:08Happy Christmas, Ducky
27:15Oh
27:26Oh
27:26Oh
27:27Somewhere
27:28Oh
27:29Oh, now that is what I call
27:32A beautiful set of conflicts
27:34Aren't you lucky
27:36You?
27:37Yeah
27:37Yeah
27:37It was at a good service, Billy
27:39It was
27:40It was lovely
27:41It was at all Christmas
27:42It was
27:43It was
27:43We had carols around the crib
27:45And mince pies afterwards
27:47Oh, mince pies
27:47We should have gone, George
27:49Oh
27:50Was there
27:51Mulled wine
27:52It's a family service, love
27:54Not happy hour at the legs of man
27:56Thank you
27:57You all right over there, Theo?
27:59You're looking a bit
28:00Oh, sorry
28:00Oh
28:01Oh
28:02Are we out today in our welcome?
28:03Oh, no, no, no, no
28:04Oh, wait, tell us
28:05Well, no, you can tell me
28:07I mean, I'm
28:07I'm very hard to offend
28:09Unless it's racism
28:11I do take offence at that
28:13No, no, honestly, of course not
28:14You're fine
28:15You're the worst actor than she is
28:17I feel like that's bullying, that
28:21I'm going to touch on my union
28:23National Union of Brace and Barmates
28:25Speaking of which, shall we, um
28:28Shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Oh, no, no, no
28:31Don't leave on my account
28:33Although I think old Tonnington's ready for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking a bit quiet over there, mate
28:38I think he's had one over the eight
28:39I'm fine
28:41That's what they all say
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy, he'll miss you
28:44Found out today he's got a thing for up priests
28:46I have to get myself a dog collar
28:47Show us what's under your catter
28:49All right, well, um
28:52Yeah, well, um
28:53Nice to see you both, or briefly
28:56Come here
28:57Yeah, sorry about that
28:58You get your bag and I'll get you a coat
29:02Come here
29:03Thanks ever so much
29:06Bye, love, bye, Summer
29:10Yeah, get that then
29:12All right
29:12Bye
29:14You know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:17And you know full well why we were
29:19Don't put that on me
29:20So this abortion's on me, is it?
29:21The only thing that I regret about that termination
29:24Is not telling you
29:25But babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring the baby into that?
29:29You weren't even taking my calls
29:30You were living back with the dragon
29:32Don't call her that
29:33And whenever we did talk to each other
29:34We were just taking shots
29:36And yet you still got pregnant by me
29:38Allegedly
29:39Don't you dare
29:42Sorry
29:43I was in no fit state
29:46To bring a baby and Susie up on my own
29:49Now if I'd have thought for one second
29:51That we were going to get back together
29:52I would have told you
29:53So where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:56He doesn't
29:57Not really
29:58Except the fact that he was a supportive friend
30:00He was meeting a client in Hull
30:02I bumped into him at the Paragon Interchange
30:04He was getting the train
30:05I was getting the bus
30:06Kismet
30:07Just to let you know
30:11Your pub is open
30:12Oh
30:13Oh it's my pub when it suits you
30:15Well I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in Maggie
30:18Get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:20Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:22Very exciting to be summoned here
30:28Like this
30:29It's very nice
30:30Quite palatial
30:32Mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you?
30:36So you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:39Not me
30:40Betts
30:41Oh
30:42So
30:43How is she?
30:45What does she say?
30:46She said she was at a hotel
30:48Can't believe Betts actually spoke to her
30:50Reassuring though
30:51Is it?
30:53I want to be
30:54Well
30:55Doesn't it just confirm
30:56What you've been worrying about all along
30:59That she's ignoring you
31:00Blatantly
31:01See
31:02I'll make a very good barrister I will
31:05Because I've got a very incisive mind
31:07And also I'll look great in the wig
31:10And the
31:11Oh I see
31:12My glass appears to be
31:14Almost entirely empty
31:16Top of
31:17Hmm
31:18It's warm though isn't it in here
31:19It's probably evaporating
31:21Hi
31:21Hi Bonnie
31:24I'm home
31:25Oh
31:26We have company
31:28Merry Christmas
31:29Stranger
31:30Is that the sister?
31:32Hello
31:32This is Roy's friend
31:35Evelyn
31:35Hi I'm Kim
31:36I spoke to Carla
31:38Brilliant finally
31:40How was she?
31:42It's hard to tell really
31:44Erm
31:45What are you doing?
31:47I'm ringing her
31:47Oh please
31:49What?
31:51Like she's going to answer
31:53Don't you think it's your just face facts love?
31:58And what's that?
31:59You know
32:00Maybe
32:01Maybe
32:03Maybe
32:03Maybe
32:04She's just not cut out to be a lesbian
32:07No
32:09A lot of people aren't
32:10No I wasn't
32:12Sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:17I honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:19Forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on
32:21So what have you been up to there
32:23While me and Kev have been pretending to play up your families?
32:25Oh
32:26Just
32:26Watching paint dry
32:28Hmm
32:28Well
32:29Sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:32Shall we erm
32:33Shall we make up for it now?
32:37What exactly were you thinking of?
32:39Well
32:40Come to the bedroom and I'll show you
32:42What?
32:49What's that aftershave you're wearing?
32:50It smells different
32:51Must be that old shower gel I used earlier
32:53What's this?
32:57It's nice innit
32:58Erm
32:58I found it down the side of the couch
33:00Must be the previous tenants
33:03Now
33:05Where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom
33:08On a one way ticket to paradise
33:11I often wonder if you're a statue
33:20Because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:23That secret Santa stunt was evil
33:26I am a grandchild down because of you
33:29Are you not going to defend me here Ben?
33:31Why should I?
33:33She's right it was evil
33:35I'm not bothered
33:36Huh
33:37Put that drink down ma
33:40And get her to my house now
33:43I beg your pardon
33:44I want you gone
33:45Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:51Right first time
33:52His poor beautiful face
34:09I do hit him
34:11Wasn't me
34:13When a man gets hit like that
34:15Usually over a woman
34:16Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia
34:19Who doesn't have the hots for Elia
34:21Did I just say that out loud?
34:25Yes
34:25George
34:26Keep it down
34:27People might think we're swingers
34:29Oh
34:29Like these two
34:30Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers
34:32I'll know what you're doing later
34:34I'm going to have a nice shiner thanks to you
34:38You had no right
34:39Oh shut up
34:40No he's right
34:42Adam I'm sorry
34:44I shouldn't have reacted the way I did
34:47I've just spoken to the weaver
34:48She's explained everything
34:49Um
34:51Accept my apology
34:53Well this won't be a Christmas that we forget any time soon
34:58You've got a lot to save yourself
35:00Hey
35:01Sorry
35:02And Elia
35:04You've got to believe Adam
35:06None of it's true
35:06Oh I never believed a word
35:08But you want to have a word with your mother
35:10Has she calmed down?
35:13She's packing her bags
35:14Vaster to leave
35:15What?
35:17Any sign of Megan?
35:18She's gone now
35:19She don't feel well
35:21She wanted me to tell you but
35:23Whoops
35:23I forgot
35:24Listen
35:29I know that you've got the hots for your teacher
35:31You little git
35:32But how about you leave her for the grown-ups eh
35:34There's a good life
35:35Right
35:36Thanks very much for a
35:38Memorable day
35:39Shall we go next door?
35:45Hey
35:45I always wondered why you were so weird
35:48But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of
35:50It's all slipping into place
35:52David
35:54David
36:06David
36:07David
36:08Where have you been?
36:13Er
36:13Manor as well
36:14Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work
36:17Daniel's already gone
36:18He said to say terraria and that
36:20Er
36:21You need to be careful
36:23Do I?
36:24Yes Will
36:25You do
36:26You were so vile to Daniel today
36:28Classic
36:29I defend him why don't you?
36:31You're gonna give the game away at this rate
36:33And the state of him
36:34You know he had his hands all over my woman
36:36Er
36:37You're drunk
36:39What's he gonna be like on your little weekend away?
36:44Oh do you know what?
36:46I can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:47Ha! Weird
36:54I'm sorry
36:56What is that?
36:57It's a stimulator
36:58Your own mother has got you a
36:59It's a vagus nerve stimulator
37:02David
37:02Not in front of Lily
37:03No no it's totally sleep
37:05Shona
37:05No that's what it is
37:07It's an actual sleep aid
37:08What?
37:09Granny girl's texted
37:10She said she sent us all a video
37:11Oh get it up
37:12Get it up on tablet
37:12She'll be in our way for anti-sare and uncle
37:14Well she's put it on plot chart
37:16On it she can see it on there
37:17Aw I can't believe she sent a video
37:19It's me
37:20I speak to you today on what is of course
37:26Our first wedding anniversary
37:29One of the longest marriages this
37:31Thank you David
37:33For my extra large jar of olives
37:36Very funny
37:39I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day
37:44And of course
37:46David
37:47Happy birthday
37:50How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:58I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:02I just wanted to say that
38:07Though I may be far away
38:09You're all very much in my thoughts
38:13And David
38:16And Shona
38:17You and your baby
38:20Are utmost
38:22In my heart
38:24Life
38:26Is never easy
38:28Life is never straightforward
38:31But we're a strong
38:35Resilient
38:36Family
38:37And we can weather
38:39Any storm
38:41I love you all
38:43Very much
38:45So till the next time we speak
38:50As the famous carol says
38:53The hopes
38:58And fears
39:00Of all the years
39:03Are met in thee
39:06Tonight
39:07I wish you all
39:12A very happy Christmas
39:15Happy Christmas
39:18That was nice
39:20I just want to say thank you
39:29What for?
39:33How are you for?
39:35And just being so nice and patient today
39:39It's our first Christmas, innit?
39:44Wanting to be special
39:45In that case, thank you too
39:48For what?
39:50For being you
39:52Your authentic self
39:55Can't be easy
39:58You know, with your
40:00Various issues
40:01I'm
40:04Unless you were being sarcastic
40:06I wasn't
40:08Stand up
40:10Are you sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:15Yeah
40:15Are you sure?
40:26Merry Christmas, daughter
40:29Isn't that, um, ooch in the flip?
40:58Maggie, yes
40:59From the pub?
41:00Correct, yes
41:01Introduce me, I've never met her
41:03And, you know, if we pull up, I'm thinking free drinks
41:05Oh
41:06Hello
41:07Oh, I say, what a beautiful coat
41:11I love that colour
41:12Merry Christmas, Maggie
41:14I don't know if you, uh, I don't know if you, uh, met my, uh, dear friend
41:18Evelyn Plummer
41:19Merry Christmas to you
41:21And, uh, may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more
41:25Are you off travelling?
41:29Uh, are you all right, Maggie?
41:31No
41:31Any idiot can see she's not all right
41:33She's in pieces
41:34Oh
41:34Let's just say
41:36I've fallen out with Ben
41:38Oh, dear
41:40Who's Ben?
41:42My son
41:42Well, maybe it's just bad karma, you know, because you shut the pub on Christmas Day
41:49We were having a family meal, but everything went awry
41:55Well, if there's anything I, I could do
41:59Do you know any decent hotels around here?
42:04Well, I, I could drive you over to Chariot Square, if you like
42:08Good thinking, Batman
42:09And, could you call ahead when we're en route?
42:14My phone is running out of juice
42:16Just tell them, one night, one person with breakfast
42:20And try and get a free upgrade to a suite
42:23Um, I'm rather sorry we came over in the test place
42:30And relax
42:42My lady
42:43Quite good, sir
42:46I'm sorry
42:50Isn't that my line?
42:53I should have been there for you
42:54We got there eventually, didn't we?
42:59I'll never let you down again
43:00My lady in my home
43:02Oh, Lord, I sang a song
43:07The river Wow, didn't you?
43:11I turned my face away
43:15And dreamt about you
43:20Got on a lucky one
43:24Came in and looked into one
43:29I love God
43:50Came in and looked into one
44:06Came in and looked into one
44:10Came in and looked into one
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