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00:00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:00:02Where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:00:03My what?
00:00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:00:08Just like...
00:00:09It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:00:11He's hot.
00:00:12We should act and listen like my thing called.
00:00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:00:15Yeah, basically.
00:00:16The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:00:21Glad to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record for more than a minute.
00:00:24Nice shooting work.
00:00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:00:31I don't know.
00:00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:00:36No worries.
00:00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:00:40Trust me.
00:00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:00:42Don't even stress.
00:00:43Good one.
00:00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:01:03Winter Olympics, baby.
00:01:04So this should be right.
00:01:05Hey, isn't that...
00:01:06Oh, yeah.
00:01:07All in there.
00:01:08What's up, motherfucker?
00:01:09Boys.
00:01:10All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:01:12My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:01:13We train together.
00:01:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:01:15I'd love to show up for him.
00:01:16Oh, yeah, man.
00:01:17Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:01:18What do you mean?
00:01:19Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:01:20I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
00:01:24me.
00:01:25Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:01:26Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:01:27No.
00:01:28Welcome back to Manageddon.
00:01:29Welcome back to Manageddon.
00:01:34Oh, yeah, the story.
00:01:35God, it's this big deal.
00:01:36Guy, how can I get a whole life, how can I get a whole life, how's your life, how
00:01:39I want to do that?
00:01:40What do I mean?
00:01:41What do you mean?
00:01:42I mean, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:01:46I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, it's
00:01:55me.
00:01:56Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:02:0570 points last season.
00:02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
00:02:10A season he, he called need to win.
00:02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
00:02:18He's in a fog.
00:02:19His passes aren't connecting.
00:02:20He's barely skating.
00:02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
00:02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
00:02:28Oh my God.
00:02:58I am very sorry about that.
00:03:11It's really not a big deal.
00:03:12How may I help you?
00:03:15What's good?
00:03:18Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
00:03:23Any allergies?
00:03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
00:03:25Okay.
00:03:25Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
00:03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
00:03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:03:32But what?
00:03:34Oh, um, nothing.
00:03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
00:03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
00:03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
00:03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
00:03:48Yeah?
00:03:48Blueberry with a banana.
00:03:50I take that.
00:03:51If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
00:03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
00:03:58I think we can get away with it this time.
00:03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
00:04:24It's really hot.
00:04:25Oh, yeah.
00:04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
00:04:30I don't know.
00:04:31I guess it must.
00:04:37Here.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:40Um, that's way too much.
00:04:43It's for you.
00:04:44It's a great smoothie.
00:04:46Thanks again, Kip.
00:04:47It's a great smoothie.
00:04:52Girl.
00:04:54Holy shit, are you...
00:04:56Was that Scott Hunter?
00:05:01Was that what?
00:05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
00:05:06Girl.
00:05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
00:05:092-1 for Anaheim.
00:05:11We have rules for the draw.
00:05:12And this is what we're watching?
00:05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
00:05:20What is this?
00:05:21Let me check my name.
00:05:22Hockey?
00:05:23Shut up, Sean.
00:05:24We have to turn it off.
00:05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
00:05:26Huh?
00:05:27Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:28Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:30Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:31You're welcome.
00:05:31Twice.
00:05:33He said Kip.
00:05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
00:05:36Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
00:05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
00:05:41It almost sounded hot.
00:05:42Okay, that's not fair.
00:05:43Not hot.
00:05:43Just normal.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45I'll listen to it.
00:05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
00:05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
00:05:48It's not that weird.
00:05:49It's short for Christopher.
00:05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
00:05:54Oh, my God.
00:05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
00:05:56He said it.
00:05:57He said it.
00:05:59Another round?
00:06:00Thank you, Kyle.
00:06:02Thank you, Kyle.
00:06:05And you?
00:06:08Look, look, look.
00:06:09He's on the TV right now.
00:06:11Sean, look right now.
00:06:11Oh, my God.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:18Oh, wow.
00:06:20Right?
00:06:20He knows your name.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
00:06:25Shut the fuck up.
00:06:26Are you going to be polite?
00:06:27Jesus Christ.
00:06:29He scored a hat trick last night.
00:06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
00:06:37I just didn't realize that...
00:06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
00:06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
00:06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
00:06:50Scott.
00:06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
00:06:53I am.
00:06:54This is awesome.
00:06:55I mean, wow.
00:06:56You had a night last night.
00:06:57Oh, did you watch?
00:06:58I did, yeah.
00:06:59I don't usually...
00:07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
00:07:02I'm...
00:07:02No, I got it.
00:07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
00:07:06It was amazing.
00:07:07He's a huge fan.
00:07:09But, yeah.
00:07:09I watched last night.
00:07:11Wow.
00:07:11Um, you know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
00:07:25Anything you'd like different?
00:07:27Nothing at all.
00:07:29Damn.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:32You really can't keep doing this.
00:07:33I really can.
00:07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
00:07:43Dude.
00:07:43Girl.
00:07:44Was that?
00:07:45Yes, it fucking was.
00:07:53Sorry I'm late.
00:07:55No outside food or drink.
00:07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
00:08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever.
00:08:03But he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
00:08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
00:08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
00:08:14Could you please listen to me?
00:08:15Kyle, remote.
00:08:22Extra shrimp.
00:08:26New York with control of the fucking movies.
00:08:28Now I'm fully listening.
00:08:30What are you doing?
00:08:30Just putting the game on.
00:08:31Elena.
00:08:32What?
00:08:32It's a sports bar.
00:08:34Let's watch sport.
00:08:36Am I being crazy?
00:08:37What does Maria say?
00:08:38She says he's funny.
00:08:39Me too.
00:08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
00:08:42And probably this idiot.
00:08:44He's not an idiot.
00:08:48Jesus.
00:08:49Brian.
00:08:51When's his next home game?
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
00:08:56I don't plan my shifts.
00:08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
00:09:01Saturday.
00:09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
00:09:04Are you working?
00:09:07Fuck.
00:09:08No.
00:09:09Fix that.
00:09:10No.
00:09:10Hey.
00:09:11I didn't know if you...
00:09:23It's nice to see you.
00:09:30Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
00:09:31Extra banana.
00:09:40This one's on the house.
00:09:41Oh, come on.
00:09:42It's above my pay grade.
00:09:43Management heard you came in.
00:09:44And no, you may not tip me.
00:09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:54May I drink this here?
00:09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
00:09:59Yeah, you totally may.
00:10:00It's almost right.
00:10:06I told you I'm going to leave.
00:10:08No, you can't open about that.
00:10:10No...
00:10:13No.
00:10:17I want oh.
00:10:29No, baby.
00:10:29you're not worried about breaking your routine
00:10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
00:10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
00:10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
00:10:54serial killer is someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
00:10:58not all at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers
00:11:09make me feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay
00:11:19before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
00:11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
00:11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
00:11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
00:11:45okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
00:11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
00:11:55shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
00:11:58do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want
00:12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
00:12:29you sure i'm sure
00:12:34these are better than my company seats i get it those are really good seats well yeah they they're hands
00:12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
00:12:51girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena
00:12:53oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
00:13:03wait back for fuck's sake
00:13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
00:13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
00:13:33go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
00:13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
00:13:49cheap true
00:13:53starting to sound like them i'm sorry what
00:14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
00:14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
00:14:13hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trivity out
00:14:17i'm gonna hit a sec yeah there you go handsome
00:14:24all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
00:14:30yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only nice
00:14:35you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you can get that to
00:14:42the scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night night dad love you
00:14:48love you back
00:14:49mother fucker
00:14:56what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
00:15:06so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
00:15:11okay okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
00:15:17yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
00:15:22i love you yeah you too yes buddy
00:15:26i'm so sorry save it
00:15:32i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
00:15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a train
00:15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
00:15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
00:16:05fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
00:16:10no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
00:16:18baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
00:16:24you think you can handle quiche they're dry
00:16:28hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
00:16:50apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
00:16:54just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
00:17:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it
00:17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
00:17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah who has the time
00:17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over
00:17:20tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great
00:17:31place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
00:17:36not even a little
00:17:38not even a little
00:17:38hi
00:18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
00:18:20how would you feel about ordering
00:18:21holy shit
00:18:38oh my god
00:18:46i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
00:19:10do you want a full tour now or uh or epic horror
00:19:18epic horror
00:19:22epic horror
00:19:36epic horror
00:19:38epic horror
00:19:51wow you are so beautiful
00:19:53i can't believe you're even into me
00:20:03i'm so into you so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
00:20:17what you're doing
00:20:20oh my god
00:20:34oh my god
00:20:35oh my god
00:20:36What are you doing?
00:20:53I didn't want to wake you.
00:20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
00:20:57and, you know.
00:21:06Can you stay?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:13Then stay, please.
00:21:36Did I wake you?
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:54Okay.
00:21:54I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
00:21:57but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
00:22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
00:22:04You were very organized.
00:22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
00:22:08that you probably still want it.
00:22:21Can I fuck you?
00:22:24Absolutely.
00:22:35So...
00:22:38I should probably go.
00:22:45Hmm.
00:22:48Um, what if you didn't...
00:22:52Go?
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:55Like ever?
00:22:55Fuck, all that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
00:23:06Um...
00:23:07I'm, um...
00:23:11I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
00:23:14And I know I'm too intense.
00:23:17Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
00:23:20Is it okay?
00:23:20Can I be too intense?
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah?
00:23:27Yeah, I, um...
00:23:28I never do this.
00:23:33Never brought anyone back here.
00:23:35Like, ever.
00:23:38Um, yeah.
00:23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
00:23:43Yeah, I, I get that.
00:23:44And I can't, um...
00:23:52Come out, like...
00:23:56Not, not right now.
00:24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, you know?
00:24:02It would just, it would fuck everything up.
00:24:05And so I just thought I would, um...
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:10Wait, I guess.
00:24:11Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and...
00:24:17And maybe I could fade away better.
00:24:23But, uh, yeah.
00:24:27You, it's just, uh...
00:24:30I want you so bad.
00:24:36So bad.
00:24:37And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's...
00:24:42That's probably fucked up.
00:24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
00:24:45I get it.
00:24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
00:24:46I'm not.
00:24:48But I really, really like you.
00:24:53I want you to stay.
00:24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
00:24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
00:25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
00:25:11I, um...
00:25:12I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
00:25:16But, uh, is, uh, is that too much?
00:25:25You can say it if it is, uh...
00:25:28Do you say something, though?
00:25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
00:26:01And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
00:26:06Really?
00:26:07Yeah, really.
00:26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
00:26:17Hey.
00:26:19How was practice?
00:26:27I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
00:26:29Yes, I sent in the applications.
00:26:32Yes, and even to be you.
00:26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
00:26:37With Elena, Dad.
00:26:38I'm staying with Elena.
00:26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
00:26:41I get to sleep in the next shower.
00:26:44Fuck, yes.
00:26:46Nothing, Dad.
00:26:47Now I'm just watching the game.
00:26:48Yes, with Elena.
00:26:50Oh, my God.
00:26:50I don't have a man.
00:27:00Where has she even been?
00:27:02Oh, please.
00:27:03I saw you three days ago.
00:27:05Single since forever.
00:27:06Overworked like she has two wicked stepfusses.
00:27:08Then, she gets a man and vanishes.
00:27:11What a cliche.
00:27:12I don't have a man.
00:27:13Hey, kid.
00:27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
00:27:16Kyle.
00:27:16Oh, my God, guys.
00:27:17He's a customer.
00:27:18He's not my boyfriend.
00:27:19Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
00:27:21Fuck.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Oh.
00:27:23Oh.
00:27:23Oh.
00:27:23Oh.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Oh.
00:27:25Oh.
00:27:26Oh.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:31Oh.
00:27:32Oh.
00:27:32Oh.
00:27:33Oh.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:37Oh.
00:27:37Oh.
00:27:38Oh.
00:27:38Oh.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:40Oh.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:41Good morning, Scott.
00:27:42Morning, kiddo.
00:27:43Be usual, please.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:47Extra banana.
00:27:52Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
00:27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
00:27:57Not like these they don't.
00:28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
00:28:04What's the secret?
00:28:06Nothing's happening.
00:28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
00:28:09He's straight, I think.
00:28:11Girl.
00:28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
00:28:22Chicken, no feta.
00:28:24Oh, yeah?
00:28:25Where?
00:28:25For me.
00:28:26I made it.
00:28:30You dead?
00:28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
00:28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
00:28:39What's that?
00:28:44It's an artist I love.
00:28:46He has a new shot.
00:28:47Oh, cool.
00:28:48I should buy some art.
00:28:51What?
00:28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
00:28:53No, no, no, no.
00:28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:01You don't have to do this.
00:29:14That's cool.
00:29:15This would look great in the living room.
00:29:26It would work.
00:29:27I don't know.
00:29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
00:29:30I think it would...
00:29:31Shh.
00:29:34Sorry.
00:29:35Sorry, I just...
00:29:36It's okay.
00:29:39Maybe we should...
00:29:40Amazing, isn't it?
00:29:41Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
00:29:50Oh, I think we're...
00:29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53Excuse me.
00:29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
00:29:59No problem.
00:30:00No problem.
00:30:00I'm, uh...
00:30:13I'm really sorry.
00:30:15I thought I could do that.
00:30:16I really thought I could.
00:30:18I wanted to.
00:30:19I just...
00:30:19It's okay.
00:30:21No, it's done.
00:30:24I know, it's done.
00:30:25Come here.
00:30:25Come here.
00:30:26Come here.
00:30:26Come here.
00:30:26Come here.
00:30:28These road trips are just killing me.
00:30:56I mean, it's brutal.
00:30:56I think I'm cursed.
00:30:58Cursed?
00:30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
00:31:01I know.
00:31:02I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
00:31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
00:31:11Maybe.
00:31:11Probably.
00:31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
00:31:16Like, like how he blended them.
00:31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
00:31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
00:31:23What do you mean?
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Here.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
00:31:34I know it's dumb.
00:31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
00:31:44I love them.
00:31:45Yeah?
00:31:46I love them so much.
00:31:47I love them.
00:31:47I love them.
00:31:47I love them so much.
00:31:49Can I fuck you?
00:31:56Absolutely.
00:31:57Fuck yes.
00:32:15That's two tonight.
00:32:17If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
00:32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
00:32:29What?
00:32:31Say it out loud.
00:32:31Say what?
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37It's not...
00:32:38It's...
00:32:40What?
00:32:42Okay.
00:32:43Here's what I know.
00:32:44Helena.
00:32:45Shut up.
00:32:45You're in love with him.
00:32:46I'm not in love with him.
00:32:48You are.
00:32:49Have you at least told your dad?
00:32:55For how long now?
00:32:58A little over two months.
00:33:00Oh, baby.
00:33:01Helena, okay?
00:33:02You can't tell.
00:33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
00:33:05That it's Scott?
00:33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
00:33:10Kip.
00:33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
00:33:12He really wants to...
00:33:14It's amazing.
00:33:16He's amazing.
00:33:17And I've never been happier.
00:33:20Honestly.
00:33:24What's the plan, babe?
00:33:27I don't...
00:33:28I don't know.
00:33:30What does your dad think?
00:33:33That I'm...
00:33:34Fucking some married guy, probably.
00:33:37I kind of wish you were.
00:33:38Just don't say that.
00:33:40Please, just...
00:33:41Please be happy for me.
00:33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
00:33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
00:33:50I only care that you're handsome.
00:33:51You bitch.
00:33:56Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
00:33:57Oh, I know.
00:33:58And you better be ready for me.
00:34:00I don't know.
00:34:30Hey, Dad.
00:34:34Oh, my God, you're not dead.
00:34:36No, I'm alive.
00:34:37Well, that is a relief. I didn't want to have to call them more.
00:34:40You know, I miss you.
00:34:41I miss you too, Dad.
00:34:43All right.
00:34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
00:34:48Yes, I will.
00:34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
00:34:52Perfect.
00:34:53How's work?
00:34:55Well, work is fine. You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
00:34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
00:35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
00:35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
00:35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
00:35:07You did. You taught me to talk like that.
00:35:09That sounds about right.
00:35:12And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
00:35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
00:35:18I know, I know. I just figured I'd check.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:23Don't worry about that.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25Don't think about that, okay?
00:35:27It's going to come when it comes.
00:35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you. I love you.
00:35:30All right. You too, Dad.
00:35:32You too, Dad. What?
00:35:33I love you too, Dad.
00:35:36There. I said it. Oh, my God.
00:35:38Sorry, it's such a struggle.
00:35:39Okay, bye.
00:35:40Bye-bye.
00:35:40Bye-bye.
00:35:41Bye-bye.
00:36:01Bye-bye.
00:36:37Stop it.
00:36:40Stop what?
00:36:44He's here.
00:36:45You need to chill out.
00:36:48My God.
00:36:50Can I have some of yours?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Thanks.
00:36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
00:36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
00:37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
00:37:05What changed?
00:37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
00:37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
00:37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
00:37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
00:37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
00:37:20Your mom especially.
00:37:22She would have just been thrilled.
00:37:25Thanks, Tom.
00:37:26Thanks.
00:37:26Excuse me.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Hey.
00:37:31Okay?
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:33I should be used to it.
00:37:41Kip, right?
00:37:44Christopher.
00:37:45Money's all dressed up.
00:37:46I'm Elena.
00:37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
00:37:49I'm Scott.
00:37:49Pleasure.
00:37:50You look beautiful.
00:37:53You both do.
00:37:55Sorry.
00:37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
00:38:06Yes.
00:38:07Of course.
00:38:07Great.
00:38:08Another beer, Scott?
00:38:09That'd be lovely.
00:38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
00:38:18I am.
00:38:20Are you?
00:38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
00:38:28Touched this perfectly.
00:38:29Thanks.
00:38:30And thanks.
00:38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
00:38:33I wanted to.
00:38:38Okay.
00:38:42Elena knows.
00:38:43I'm sorry.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46Kind of got that.
00:38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
00:38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
00:38:52Yeah, totally.
00:38:52Totally.
00:38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
00:38:58It's okay.
00:38:59Really?
00:39:00Very.
00:39:04This is so weird.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
00:39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
00:39:12Pardon?
00:39:13I want to dance.
00:39:15Elena's a killer.
00:39:15Well, how could I possibly say no?
00:39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
00:39:28I'm serious.
00:39:29He's crazy about you.
00:39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
00:39:32I really am.
00:39:34He's also miserable.
00:39:37Are you miserable, too?
00:39:38No.
00:39:40No.
00:39:43Wait.
00:39:44What do you mean?
00:39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
00:39:48He's not.
00:39:48He is.
00:39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
00:39:55I'm doing my best.
00:39:57I, I love him.
00:39:58I just can't do better right now.
00:40:01I, I've been honest.
00:40:03I know.
00:40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
00:40:09But it's killing him.
00:40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
00:40:18I'm really not.
00:40:19And you seem great.
00:40:21But he's great, too.
00:40:23He deserves the best.
00:40:31He deserves sunshine.
00:40:43And so do you.
00:40:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
00:40:55I know.
00:40:56I've already got the key to lined up.
00:40:58Surf and turf.
00:41:00Because we're not choosing.
00:41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
00:41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
00:41:08Mm-hmm.
00:41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
00:41:13It's not even really a party.
00:41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
00:41:17Right.
00:41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
00:41:20But it's not a club.
00:41:22It's just a bar.
00:41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
00:41:26It's too.
00:41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
00:41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
00:41:33I mean, Maria knows.
00:41:34My friend Sean knows.
00:41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
00:41:43I can't.
00:41:46I can't do that.
00:41:50I wish I could.
00:41:51I want to.
00:41:54I want to tell everyone.
00:41:57I want people to know you're mine.
00:42:00That I love you.
00:42:02I love you too.
00:42:04Soon, maybe.
00:42:05Maybe.
00:42:05And in a few years.
00:42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
00:42:17But it'll go by quickly.
00:42:18I promise.
00:42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
00:42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
00:42:31And I know that they're your family.
00:42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
00:42:36And I get that, Scott.
00:42:37I really, really get that.
00:42:40But I have a family too.
00:42:45And I keep lying to them.
00:42:48And I don't want to.
00:42:49And I miss them.
00:42:52I miss my dad.
00:42:56Sorry.
00:42:57That's not what I meant.
00:42:58It's okay.
00:42:59I know what you meant.
00:43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
00:43:08I need to.
00:43:09I need to.
00:43:39Thank you for coming.
00:43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
00:43:46But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
00:43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
00:43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
00:44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
00:44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
00:44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
00:44:16Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
00:44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
00:44:25The hope of a new family.
00:44:28Things weren't always easy.
00:44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
00:44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
00:44:38First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
00:44:43And I never looked back.
00:44:45Because I never had to.
00:44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
00:44:56Hockey gave it to me.
00:44:59And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
00:45:00So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
00:45:07And for supporting this cause.
00:45:08Because it's not just a scholarship.
00:45:10It's everything that comes with it.
00:45:13It's a whole world.
00:45:14A whole life.
00:45:16It's everything.
00:45:30Hey, Dad.
00:45:42Hey, I got a prodigal son.
00:45:43Returned home.
00:45:44Look, I got a...
00:45:46Send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
00:45:50Oh, wow.
00:45:53Hey.
00:45:54My boy.
00:46:02Come here.
00:46:03What's up?
00:46:04Oh.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:07I'm sorry.
00:46:08What?
00:46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
00:46:12Oh.
00:46:15Oh.
00:46:15Here's a pretty funny thing, and a bullf**k ride to Graswold.
00:46:28Love you, man.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39Oh.
00:46:39Oh.
00:46:40Oh.
00:46:40Oh.
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:43Oh.
00:46:43Oh.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:44Oh.
00:47:00Hey.
00:47:01Good dressed, man.
00:47:02It's a full metal fucking game.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06Totally.
00:47:14previously on heated rivalry why the fuck do you think it's okay to sex me before the game
00:47:28you were hurt weren't you wow this montreal girl works you out brother you're straight
00:47:36up blushing russ never in life have i blushed russians do not do this obviously we won't
00:47:40see each other during the games right russia's been eliminated from metal contention a hard pill
00:47:45to swallow from ilia rosanoff you didn't answer my text go away olander we are not anything
00:47:53what the fuck do you want rosanoff you won't even acknowledge i exist so yeah what the fuck do you
00:47:59actually want from me i need you tell me i need you
00:48:10having a good night that's nice i think there's still time for a head track
00:48:39should i do now or wait a second because i don't know this second is more fun
00:48:44rosanoff's course
00:48:49hollander's really gonna want that last one back the montreal captain wants his whole night back
00:48:55is
00:48:57is
00:49:01is
00:49:03is
00:49:05is
00:49:07is
00:49:09is
00:49:13All I know, there's nowhere to go, but I'm hot on my sleeve, not where it should be, the songs I don't care again.
00:49:26My nose, my face, right thing in the face, is the calendar page again.
00:49:33Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a light, it's just a light, oh please, take it slow.
00:49:43Take it easy on me, it's just a light, it's just a light, it's just a light, oh please.
00:50:04My room and me, not as good as we've been, it's the dirtiest clean.
00:50:10My room and my room and I can't help me, I'm hot on my sleeve, this long way, it's just a light, it's just a light, it's just a light, oh please.
00:50:28Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a light, it's just a light, it's just a light, oh please.
00:50:35For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup, what a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
00:50:44I'm hot on my sleeve, it's just a light, oh boy.
00:50:59All right Shane, you're good, you're ready to go?
00:51:27That's great Shane, move your shoulder, this is great, okay, take a look at the camera,
00:51:34directly to the camera, get that mark, give me that pause, guys, yeah.
00:51:57Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
00:52:14for the second year in a row. Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home
00:52:19Back-to-back cops.
00:52:21Why can't I come, leave all I know, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
00:52:29Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie, it's just a lie.
00:52:44All right.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:53I like it.
00:53:09He's the worst player.
00:53:23Sorry, Shane, can we, yeah, sorry, we're going to go now.
00:53:39Okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
00:53:51She's what?
00:54:11Pregnant.
00:54:12Jackie's pregnant.
00:54:15Again?
00:54:16Jesus Christ, man, you got to work on your lying.
00:54:19Hayden, what great news.
00:54:20Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
00:54:22No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man, really.
00:54:25Holy shit, dude.
00:54:28Ruby, Emma, slow down.
00:54:30I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
00:54:32Fair enough.
00:54:34Ruby?
00:54:35Ruby!
00:54:36How do you know it's Ruby?
00:54:37Because she's a beast.
00:54:39So?
00:54:40So?
00:54:41So what?
00:54:42So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
00:54:44Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
00:54:46I don't think I'm ready.
00:54:48I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
00:54:50You're an asshole.
00:54:51Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
00:54:53Was it Jennifer?
00:54:54Uh, Jessica.
00:54:55Jessica.
00:54:56You ever hit that?
00:54:57Don't say hit that.
00:54:58Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
00:55:00I'm not.
00:55:01Here.
00:55:02Tag, you are it.
00:55:03Let's go see Uncle Shane.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:07Look, I'm just saying, man.
00:55:08If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
00:55:10You know?
00:55:11You could do couple stuff.
00:55:12It'd be fun.
00:55:13I'm not...
00:55:14I mean, she's...
00:55:15I don't see her anymore.
00:55:16I think she's engaged or something.
00:55:18Fair enough.
00:55:19So, um...
00:55:21Jackie is this friend, right?
00:55:23Paid.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25Dude, she's fucking hot.
00:55:26She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
00:55:28I don't know.
00:55:29Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
00:55:31And she's funny.
00:55:32Swear jar two times.
00:55:33Oh, fuck.
00:55:34Three.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:36Man, why not?
00:55:37Can I just show you her Insta?
00:55:38Fine.
00:55:39Yes.
00:55:40Jackie will be happy.
00:55:41We both have to make your wife happy now?
00:55:43Yeah, damn right we do.
00:55:44If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
00:55:47Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:55:49Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
00:55:54Tell your dad to leave me alone.
00:55:57Um, excuse me?
00:55:59Are you Shane Hollander?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Oh, my God.
00:56:03Can we get a picture with you?
00:56:05Um, I kinda had my hands full for a moment.
00:56:08Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
00:56:16Hold his baby.
00:56:17I'm sorry, buddy.
00:56:19Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
00:56:21Four times.
00:56:22And second, oh wait, do I have other kids?
00:56:25Oh, you were the worst one!
00:56:27You can't say stuff like that to her.
00:56:28It's true.
00:56:29And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
00:56:31Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:32We've hit five times.
00:56:33That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
00:56:34Oh, come on.
00:56:35Daddy!
00:56:36NARC!
00:56:37NARC!
00:56:38NARC!
00:56:39NARC!
00:56:40Way too late.
00:56:43But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
00:56:47Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
00:56:51It's my favorite place on earth.
00:56:53And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
00:56:56I'm ready.
00:56:57I'm ready.
00:56:58Well, maybe you've decided to stay here to see?
00:57:01And no matter what.
00:57:03Sorry.
00:57:04It's a bit of a
00:57:25You know me.
00:57:26You know me.
00:57:29So, nothing serious?
00:57:30No.
00:57:31Even not with Jane?
00:57:39What?
00:57:40You've already been a few years.
00:57:41I thought it was something serious.
00:57:44Or something like that.
00:57:49Nothing serious.
00:57:51No.
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:55Sasha gives a greeting.
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57I'm heading out for a bit.
00:57:58Cool.
00:57:59To meet a friend.
00:58:00Nice.
00:58:01I'll be back later.
00:58:02I won't wait up.
00:58:03It's not like that.
00:58:04It's just a friend.
00:58:05So, Lily's just a buddy?
00:58:06What?
00:58:07Yeah, chill out, man.
00:58:08I know you text some girl named Lily.
00:58:09I don't.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11Go get laid, weirdo.
00:58:12Or don't.
00:58:13I don't.
00:58:14I don't care.
00:58:15Actually, I hope you do.
00:58:16You always play better after.
00:58:17Go fuck yourself.
00:58:18Oh, I plan to.
00:58:19Probably more than once.
00:58:20Love a hotel room.
00:58:21Gross.
00:58:22Bye.
00:58:23Bye.
00:58:24Bye.
00:58:25Bye.
00:58:26Bye.
00:58:27Bye.
00:58:28Bye.
00:58:29Bye.
00:58:30Bye.
00:58:31Bye.
00:58:32Bye.
00:58:33Bye.
00:58:34Bye.
00:58:35Bye.
00:58:36Bye.
00:58:37Bye.
00:58:38Bye.
00:58:39Bye.
00:58:40Bye.
00:58:42Bye.
00:58:43Bye.
00:58:44Bye.
00:58:45Bye.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:47Bye.
00:59:12Bye.
00:59:13Bye.
00:59:14Bye.
00:59:15Bye.
00:59:16Bye.
00:59:17Bye.
00:59:18Bye.
00:59:19Bye.
00:59:20Wow.
00:59:21Wow.
00:59:22This place is great.
00:59:24Did you get this built, or do you know who did it?
00:59:29Mr. Real Estate.
00:59:31It's not what I meant.
00:59:32It's not what I meant.
00:59:33I just...
00:59:34You think we need to talk?
00:59:35No, after.
00:59:36Okay.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39You get this.
00:59:42We're going to die.
00:59:43No, it's not what I meant.
00:59:45But I'm going to die.
00:59:46I'm going to die.
00:59:47I'm going to die.
00:59:48No.
00:59:49No.
00:59:50No.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53No.
00:59:54No.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56No.
00:59:57No.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:00No.
01:00:01No.
01:00:02No.
01:00:03No.
01:00:04No.
01:00:05No.
01:00:06I should go.
01:00:29Or you could stay.
01:00:33Stay.
01:00:36You're tonight.
01:00:39I'm not done with you.
01:00:41And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
01:00:46I told Hayden.
01:00:48Is it your mother?
01:00:50No.
01:00:51No, he's not.
01:00:52Fuck off.
01:00:55Who cares what you told Hayden?
01:01:04Stay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:10Okay?
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:13I'm hungry.
01:01:35For what?
01:01:37For food.
01:01:38Hey.
01:01:38Hey.
01:01:39You want to make me tuna melt?
01:01:45You want to make me tuna melt?
01:01:57You want to make me tuna melt?
01:01:59I was going to make one for me.
01:02:00I can make two.
01:02:00You head to Florida after this, right?
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:07Right after the game.
01:02:08Tampa, then sunrise.
01:02:09Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
01:02:11Ah, all the hot spots.
01:02:15Ginger oil cold enough?
01:02:17Yeah.
01:02:18Yeah, it's great.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:22Food will be ready soon.
01:02:26Jesus Christ.
01:02:28You know this guy, Ryan Price?
01:02:29Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
01:02:34You did a season with him, right?
01:02:35Hmm.
01:02:36He is not what you would think.
01:02:39How so?
01:02:39Like, he's quiet.
01:02:44Doesn't talk.
01:02:45Keeps to himself.
01:02:47Not bad guy.
01:02:48Doesn't make friends.
01:02:49Well, he gets traded every season.
01:02:51Tough to make friends that way.
01:02:53And probably he wants to get traded again.
01:02:56Buffalo is terrible.
01:02:58Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
01:03:02And people say you're not funny.
01:03:05They do?
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:07They say you're boring, too.
01:03:08Who says that?
01:03:09Me.
01:03:12What's your favorite city to play in?
01:03:15On the road?
01:03:16I like New York.
01:03:18Guys, it's New York.
01:03:20They fucking hate me there.
01:03:22They hate you everywhere.
01:03:23No, not Florida.
01:03:26It's full of Boston people.
01:03:28And you?
01:03:31I like Ottawa, because it's my hometown.
01:03:35Toronto, Winnipeg.
01:03:35I'm happy they have a team again.
01:03:36What?
01:03:39What?
01:03:40Those boring answers?
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:43Well, I like the hot places, too.
01:03:46Hot, like, weather hot.
01:03:48Oh, okay.
01:03:49LA is hot.
01:03:51Hot women.
01:03:51Yeah, sure.
01:03:54I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
01:03:59There is a girl I like you very much.
01:04:01Svetlana.
01:04:02She's an old friend from Russia.
01:04:09Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
01:04:13She knows everything about hockey.
01:04:17Cool.
01:04:18And she likes you very much.
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:23That's nice.
01:04:24So, she's like your girlfriend?
01:04:31No, no.
01:04:31Nothing like that.
01:04:33She's old friend.
01:04:35Sometimes we fuck, but...
01:04:38She's busy these days.
01:04:40You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
01:04:43Sounds perfect for you.
01:04:45Yes, it's close to that.
01:04:47Right.
01:04:50But what?
01:04:53But it's nothing more than that.
01:04:56We're either of us.
01:04:58But it's nice to have a regular woman like that, Ron.
01:05:02You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
01:05:05No.
01:05:07I think I will find someone else.
01:05:13But you know me.
01:05:15I'm lazy, so...
01:05:17I don't know if that's out of you at all.
01:05:26No, stay, stay.
01:05:28I'll get it.
01:05:41You like them?
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:45Girls.
01:05:47Oh, yeah, sure.
01:05:50Of course I do.
01:05:53I never hear about you at girls.
01:05:57It's private.
01:05:59Right, private.
01:06:00I keep a lot of things private.
01:06:03Obviously.
01:06:03I like girls.
01:06:09Yeah, no shit.
01:06:10But I also like you.
01:06:14Lucky me.
01:06:16Not this person.
01:06:18Of course.
01:06:19Of course not.
01:06:20I'm boring.
01:06:21But you have a good mouth.
01:06:22You have a good mouth.
01:06:25I have a good mouth.
01:06:27Hello, father. I received your message.
01:06:40I asked you, father. I told you yesterday.
01:06:45Father, where is Alexey?
01:06:52My brother, Alexey.
01:06:55Is he there with you?
01:06:57Are you in front of me?
01:07:00Are you there?
01:07:03Paulina, she's your wife, father.
01:07:07Father, good, calm down.
01:07:14I'll call him Alexey.
01:07:16I'll call him.
01:07:19Where are you?
01:07:21I'll call him.
01:07:23I'll call him.
01:07:25I'll call him.
01:07:26You're still hungry?
01:07:28No, no, thank you.
01:07:29That was great.
01:07:30Good.
01:07:31How was your father?
01:07:34How was your father?
01:07:35You speak Russian now?
01:07:36I know the word for father.
01:07:41I know the word for father.
01:07:42I know the word for father.
01:07:46I know the word for father.
01:07:47I know the word for father.
01:07:48I know the word for father.
01:07:53I know the word for father.
01:08:00I know the word for father.
01:08:03I know the word for father.
01:08:14Hmm?
01:08:44I don't know.
01:09:14I don't know.
01:09:44I don't know.
01:10:14I don't know.
01:10:44I don't know.
01:11:14I should, uh, I should go.
01:11:23I should go.
01:11:26I should stay.
01:11:29I can't.
01:11:30Team meeting in the morning.
01:11:31I forgot.
01:11:33So, okay.
01:11:35You forgot team meeting.
01:11:36Thank you for the tuna milk.
01:11:39I'm sorry.
01:11:46I can't.
01:11:49I can't.
01:11:49I can't, uh, I can't do this.
01:12:00I can't do this.
01:12:00I can't do this.
01:12:02I can't do this.
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:07I don't know.
01:12:11Are we expecting someone else?
01:12:20Oh, no, it's just the three of us.
01:12:24Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
01:12:26Rolex really wants you there.
01:12:28I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
01:12:33Does that mean too white?
01:12:36I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
01:12:38I do.
01:12:39Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
01:12:41I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
01:12:46I don't think I should skip training.
01:12:48Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
01:12:52I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
01:12:53All my time is scheduled.
01:12:54No, I just meant...
01:12:55I get, like, two weeks off a year.
01:12:56I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
01:12:59Trying to make conversation about what?
01:13:01Swedish politics?
01:13:03Okay.
01:13:03Can I get anyone a drink?
01:13:05We'll take this Chablis, please.
01:13:07Three glasses?
01:13:07Can I have a ginger ale, please?
01:13:10Oh, we don't have that.
01:13:10Sparkling water?
01:13:12Sure, thank you.
01:13:14I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
01:13:17No, I can't.
01:13:18Not during the season.
01:13:22Shane.
01:13:25Yeah?
01:13:25Is everything all right?
01:13:27Why?
01:13:28Because I don't want wine?
01:13:29Well, you just seem tense.
01:13:31I'm fine.
01:13:34Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would
01:13:40be fun.
01:13:40And I think you should think about it.
01:13:43You could make a week of it.
01:13:44Go to a play.
01:13:46See Big Ben.
01:13:47You loved it when you were a kid.
01:13:48You guys should go.
01:13:49You'd have a great time.
01:13:51You're the tennis fan, Dad.
01:13:52They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
01:13:55It's you they want.
01:13:56We're just the parents.
01:13:57You're the main attraction.
01:13:59Well, then I'll just lie.
01:14:00Tell them I'm coming.
01:14:01They won't kick you out.
01:14:02And you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
01:14:04Honey, I don't want you to lie.
01:14:07That's not who you are.
01:14:12Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
01:14:15It's okay.
01:14:18Anything you want to talk about?
01:14:21Let's think about London.
01:14:23Maybe it could be fun.
01:14:24I'm just going to use the washroom.
01:14:29Swedish princess?
01:14:32I don't know.
01:14:37Hey, man.
01:14:45Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
01:14:48I was about to...
01:14:49Oh, bullshit.
01:14:50Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
01:14:52My buddy, Francois, the chef.
01:14:53You remember him?
01:14:54Oh, yeah.
01:14:55He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant.
01:14:58And get this.
01:14:58JJ?
01:14:59The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
01:15:04All of them?
01:15:05I don't fucking know.
01:15:06Get down here.
01:15:07You remember the restaurant, right?
01:15:08Le Tambour?
01:15:10I don't know.
01:15:15Yes.
01:15:16Bitch.
01:15:20Look at this.
01:15:21Dude.
01:15:22Okay, guys.
01:15:22This one never leaves his fucking house.
01:15:25Tonight is our meatloaf.
01:15:31Do you have any ginger ale?
01:15:33I mean, I do.
01:15:34But...
01:15:35Actually, just a beer, please.
01:15:37Whatever you have on tap.
01:15:38Shane Hollander.
01:15:39Whatever he wants here.
01:15:48You keep it, then.
01:15:52It's an honor.
01:15:52Cool crowd, huh?
01:16:00Shit.
01:16:00A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
01:16:02Rose Landry is here, man.
01:16:04She is?
01:16:05Yeah.
01:16:06I might be needing another one of these.
01:16:07I know.
01:16:08I know.
01:16:08I know.
01:16:08I know.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:10I know.
01:16:10I know.
01:16:11I know.
01:16:11I know.
01:16:11I know.
01:16:12I know.
01:16:12I know.
01:16:12I know.
01:16:13I know.
01:16:13I know.
01:16:13Are you here to help me finish these fries?
01:16:41The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
01:16:46I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
01:16:52Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:16:53These are so good.
01:16:56I'm Rose, by the way.
01:16:57I'm Shane.
01:16:58I'm...
01:16:59Wow.
01:16:59I'm a big fan.
01:17:02Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
01:17:05Really?
01:17:05I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
01:17:11I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
01:17:13Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
01:17:28I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
01:17:33Wow.
01:17:34My Bill Paxton.
01:17:36That is terrible.
01:17:37He was actually pretty nice to me.
01:17:39And it was good practice.
01:17:42You getting kidnapped?
01:17:43I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
01:17:49Fuck.
01:17:50You...
01:17:50You didn't hear that.
01:17:52No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
01:17:56My lips are sealed.
01:18:00Okay.
01:18:01Your turn.
01:18:02Your turn.
01:18:04Well, I've never been kidnapped.
01:18:05I mean, there have been threats.
01:18:07No, not what I meant.
01:18:10Shane Hollander.
01:18:11Eight years old.
01:18:13Paint me a picture.
01:18:14Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
01:18:22The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
01:18:27having fun.
01:18:28Did it stop being fun?
01:18:31Did it stop being fun?
01:18:33No.
01:18:35Well, I mean, kind of.
01:18:37I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
01:18:43makes sense.
01:18:45Yeah, it does.
01:18:46And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
01:18:54I wasn't the only one.
01:18:56There was one other.
01:18:59He hated me, though.
01:19:01I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
01:19:07And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
01:19:12I was all right.
01:19:16John tapped out at NCAA.
01:19:19But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
01:19:22That's amazing.
01:19:23He's an agent now, naturally.
01:19:26And Peter's in the AHL.
01:19:29I'm drafted, but hey.
01:19:31Still not nothing.
01:19:32Not nothing indeed.
01:19:33So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
01:19:40Uh, no.
01:19:41I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
01:19:45The Underdark?
01:19:46Kidnapped?
01:19:47Come on.
01:19:48No.
01:19:49I fly a lot.
01:19:50I watch a lot of movies.
01:19:51No, that movie is so bad.
01:19:52It's not great.
01:19:53No, it's horrible.
01:19:54You're really good.
01:19:55I'm so bad in it.
01:19:56No, you're good.
01:19:58Well, I'm barely in it.
01:19:59I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
01:20:01Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
01:20:04Michigan, remember?
01:20:06Your winter doesn't scare me.
01:20:16So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
01:20:19Put it on your face and put it on my visa, hey.
01:20:22Don't want you to go, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:25Get you my love, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:28Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
01:20:33Block it, I've been.
01:20:34Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
01:20:36Push it, I've been.
01:20:38Baby, I've been on me, go.
01:20:40I will be taking you home.
01:20:41Roz, Roz, you ought to see this.
01:20:55You're going to shit, man.
01:20:58Show him.
01:21:01What's up?
01:21:02No.
01:21:03I know, right?
01:21:04She's like a huge fucking movie star.
01:21:06How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
01:21:07She's shooting a film in Montreal.
01:21:09How the fuck do you know that?
01:21:10What says it right there?
01:21:11The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
01:21:14I've never seen Rose this happy, the source goes on to say.
01:21:17I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking land for you.
01:21:20I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking land for you.
01:21:40And there's Rose land for you wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
01:21:45That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
01:21:57Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
01:22:00No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
01:22:12wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
01:22:17ex-squad sequel.
01:22:19Well, these stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days,
01:22:22don't they?
01:22:23Well, it's hard to blame either one.
01:22:25But they are definitely one hot couple.
01:22:26They are five.
01:22:28Hey, I was watching that.
01:22:29Here.
01:22:31Oh, that!
01:22:34It was.
01:22:34Oh, fuck.
01:22:37I still might talk.
01:22:38Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
01:22:48Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
01:22:53and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
01:22:56But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
01:22:59Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
01:23:29Let's go!
01:23:29Let's go!
01:23:30Come on, let's go!
01:23:30Let's go!
01:23:31Let's go!
01:23:49Go get him, buddy.
01:23:52No rusts.
01:23:53In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
01:24:01If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
01:24:07but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
01:24:09Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
01:24:19Fuck this shit.
01:24:20I need to get laid. Let's go out.
01:24:24Where?
01:24:26We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
01:24:30Delby Bull!
01:24:32On it?
01:24:33Jesus.
01:24:34All the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all
01:25:04No, it wasn't, but you won.
01:25:06I need a beer.
01:25:07I bet you do.
01:25:08Did you watch the game too?
01:25:09Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty butt.
01:25:13Miles, don't be terrible.
01:25:15I have no problem watching sweaty players.
01:25:18Okay, I want to dance.
01:25:20I don't know, I'm beat.
01:25:21Come on, I never get to dance.
01:25:23Okay, that is a lie.
01:25:24Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
01:25:26Yeah, that makes two of us.
01:25:27Miles, get a champagne.
01:25:34Can I have one more, please?
01:26:04And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
01:26:17They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
01:26:20When I fly her away, by the summer rain.
01:26:23Coming over my face, wash away all the shame.
01:26:25When I stop and stare, don't worry in me.
01:26:28Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
01:26:30I can try to pretend, I can try to forget.
01:26:33But this girl 있는 man's going out high.
01:26:36I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
01:26:38I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
01:26:55I want me to dance.
01:26:58I want me to dance.
01:27:01I gotta go to the bathroom.
01:27:31I gotta go to the bathroom.
01:28:01I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost.
01:28:13If I'm asking for help, it's only begun.
01:28:17Being with you has opened my eyes.
01:28:21Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?
01:28:25I keep asking myself, wondering how.
01:28:28I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out.
01:28:32Wanna fly to the plane, where it's just you and me?
01:28:36Nobody else, so we can be free.
01:28:40All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head.
01:28:47All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head.
01:28:54All the things she said, this is not enough.
01:28:59This is not enough.
01:29:07All the things she said, all the things she said.
01:29:11All the things she said, all the things she said.
01:29:14All the things she said, all the things she said.
01:29:21All the things she said, all the things she said.
01:29:24This is not enough.
01:29:28This is not enough.
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