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00:00Hello and welcome to the two Johnny's late night lock-in
00:25Now this is Johnny B a very funny man an excellent musician a groundbreaking podcast a fabulous
00:36presenter the body of a Greek god but most of all he's my best friend
00:40And that smacks
00:44Tonight we have Ireland's most famous chaser since Shergar
00:49That's right
00:50He's from the chase
00:52It's Dara the Menace
00:53And the news the last name of the show is Eaghani
00:58Oh full of bus
01:00No I drove
01:01I drove
01:03From the How do you get a podcast it's Dara ni Glockan
01:06Louise Clandilain
01:07And Siva ni Rourke
01:08And performance stand up tonight let me give you a clue right
01:12Knock no heenie knock no heenie
01:14Who's there Chris
01:15Chris who
01:17Who's there
01:18I don't know
01:20He's here
01:21Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Chris Kent!
01:29And we have music from Fermanagh's finest fiddler, it's Sean McGay!
01:38Now, are you ready to meet our first guest?
01:43Well, to find out who our first guest is, let's cross live to Seamus the Sheep.
01:48He shied away there, lads. Who's he going to go for? Is it Christian Bale at Chippendale or How to Gwail?
01:57Who's he going to go for? He's took a shine to Chippendale, but it is, of course, Derny Glockan, Louise Cantal and Sheep.
02:03O!
02:07O!
02:11Yeah!
02:12O!
02:25She's going to do very well, you've got Point to Guinness ready and all.
02:31You're great.
02:32Let's go back there.
02:33Jess, you know, I can get her to a chance with you.
02:35Let's go back a bit there, will you?
02:38I'm sorry, once I saw the Point to Guinness, I was...
02:41She's like a cat to the cream.
02:43Guys, welcome, how are you?
02:45I'm on a Walgermalga.
02:46You have lipstick on your cheek, you know?
02:52It's Mike, it's Mike.
02:53Girls, for anyone who hasn't listened to the pod, can you tell us about it?
02:57Yes.
02:58So, if you haven't listened to How to Gael, first of all, how dare you?
03:00Second of all, we are the biggest bilingual podcast in Erin Bader.
03:04In the world.
03:05In the world, let's say it in the world.
03:06No, that's probably too...
03:07Well, Irish.
03:08Irish is the biggest bilingual podcast in the world, right?
03:09So, we are...
03:10It's Kordishan, we are friends and we kind of speak to each other.
03:13Os Gael, Gael, Gael, Ghosn, Sperla, and that's how you get in the podcast.
03:15Very nice.
03:16Very nice.
03:17So, like, the podcast is absolutely flying.
03:19How did it come about?
03:20Yeah, do you know what?
03:21We're like any group of millennial friends.
03:23We were out one night on the chair, as we do really well, to be fair.
03:26Right.
03:27I'm the cosy in the middle of the dubs here.
03:29And to be fair, like Han reports that they do have as much of a good time on a night out
03:33in Laughlia as we do down the country.
03:35So, we're all out in the margaritas.
03:36Where is the cheers for the...
03:37Give us a hug!
03:38We don't like to think we're a better craft.
03:39Anyway, we were having a few spicy margaritas and we thought, what does the world need?
03:43Another podcast.
03:44Yes.
03:45That's exactly how our start is.
03:46Yeah, yeah.
03:47Well, we were having a chat, we were like, what is this conversation missing?
03:48A microphone, you know?
03:49Yeah, I know.
03:50But there's definitely, I feel a resurgence.
03:51Is there a bit of a movement at the moment?
03:52Well, do you know, Jonny, they tell me the sexiest thing you can be now as a gaugher.
03:53Yay!
03:54And our song has risen no end because of it.
03:55But, do you know, I think it's important to say, like, we'd be speaking Irish to each
04:10other anyway, podcast or no podcast, and sometimes it can be a little bit fetishised.
04:14Like, we were down with other voices there last year and someone couldn't believe that
04:17we were having a point with each other as gaugher.
04:19And not only that, that somebody was sending a voice note as gaugher.
04:21Shocking stuff.
04:22Shocking stuff.
04:23Shocking.
04:24So, anyway, if you want a voice note from us now, like, subscribe and all the rest of
04:27it.
04:28Can we sell them on Patreon?
04:30Yeah, yeah.
04:31I think, yeah, there's definitely something, when I was growing up, I was brought up in
04:35Dublin, but Irish would have been spoken at home.
04:38And, like, some of my earliest memories is, like, the intense shame that went with that,
04:43especially in Dublin in the 90s.
04:44Really?
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46You were a fucking weirdo.
04:47And that took me a really long time to shake that.
04:50Especially, like, because my family are from the Gaeltacht and it's a certain type of
04:53Irish that's spoken as opposed to Dublin Irish, maybe.
04:56Yeah, like, most of my childhood was being, carrying a lot of shame about that.
05:00Your others.
05:01Yeah, totally.
05:02Yeah, and that's a hangover from colonialism, you know.
05:05We don't have to get into that one.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:09It should be one point to you.
05:10Your audience, like, for the pod is huge.
05:13Yeah.
05:14You show all those shows from here, all across the world.
05:15It's mad, isn't it?
05:16The Americans are mad for a bit of Gaeltacht.
05:18They are.
05:19They are.
05:20It's very nice to them.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah.
05:26I'm sorry to God.
05:27And has no Gaeltacht.
05:28His name is Jason.
05:29He does have Gaeltacht.
05:30Well, he does have Gaeltacht in it, yeah.
05:31But he's from, he's from New York.
05:32Yeah.
05:33From the Upper East Side.
05:34He's a nurse.
05:35If you don't mind, Tanrico.
05:36Yeah, on Instagram.
05:37On Instagram.
05:38He came to our gig in New York, wait to hear this right, and he brought us all a little
05:41gift, okay?
05:42Okay.
05:43So he, now, super fan, wasn't he?
05:44He brought the girl, so he brought Sheeva a lovely photo of her from like,
05:47It was a magazine.
05:48VIP magazine.
05:49Yeah, for me to sign, right.
05:50She knew it, like stood gorgeous for her to sign.
05:52Brought Dieran, a novel, the Peg Sayers book.
05:55The Peg Sayers.
05:56Right.
05:57Very fitting.
05:58And then I was like queuing up, waiting for it, and I was like, oh my God, what's it
06:01gonna be?
06:02A fucking picture of Declan Hannan.
06:04Your husband.
06:05Your husband.
06:06Yeah, no fair, but like, I was like, seriously, Jason?
06:08You know, but we still love you, Jason.
06:10And she is on fan of small talk.
06:12I'm going to go on.
06:13Well, it's great.
06:14I'm going to go on.
06:15I'm going to go on.
06:16So the tour, does it all go smooth?
06:18Do you all get along on the road?
06:20Listen.
06:21It's sex, joke, jigs and rails.
06:23That's how the how to go on the tour is.
06:25Irish rock and roll.
06:26Lots of leadage in reach.
06:27Yeah.
06:28What is it?
06:29The Mary Walloper's new song, you know, Roz and the bow, this is Irish rock and roll.
06:31Which as you can imagine, I took a nice ride as a filmmaker.
06:33Yeah, yeah.
06:34I'm very happy with you guys.
06:35It was smooth for the most part, but we had a bit of a luggage issue.
06:36Yeah.
06:37We did have a luggage issue.
06:38There was a mala that went astray.
06:40And someone ended up in someone else's knickers for the week.
06:42Whoa, whoa.
06:43Whoa, this is a super fan.
06:46Yeah.
06:47He wishes, Johnny.
06:48He wishes.
06:49Jason was only with us for one night.
06:51Yeah.
06:52But he made the most of it.
06:54There's no knickers, I'm joking.
06:56Okay, okay.
06:57No.
06:58No.
06:59No, look, okay.
07:00My love is red missing.
07:01There was a lot of shows going on.
07:03Myself and Lisa are the same size for a patron.
07:05She's a great old pal.
07:06And yes, we did share the knickers for the week.
07:08She has to be slated as well, my choice of knickers, by the way.
07:10Because apparently seamless and high-rise isn't in anyway.
07:13No.
07:14No.
07:15Too many details, Chris.
07:16Too many details.
07:17One to skip a few of this story, right?
07:20Is that I'd lend you a few knickers, right?
07:22As a good friend would do when your case goes missing.
07:24I know.
07:25They don't sell them in New York.
07:26I know.
07:27I know.
07:28We were busy in the pub.
07:32We were busy in the pub.
07:33Johnny, when did we get to the shops?
07:34Right.
07:35Anyway, we're leaving Boston to get a train to New York.
07:37And I'm like, looking at during, we've had a late night before.
07:39And she's like, clippity clopping down to the train.
07:42With all these bags of new clothes she's bought.
07:44And I was like, what is on her hair?
07:46Like, her hair was up in a bun, okay?
07:48She had a pair of my knickers tied up.
07:51Holding her hair up in a bun.
07:53And I was like, we can't rock into New York.
07:55Like, for our big New York show.
07:56And you've got like, you're wearing my knickers.
07:58The big apple with the big knickers.
08:00You're the most proud.
08:02You're the most proud.
08:03They're ambassadors for the language.
08:04We are, yeah, yeah.
08:05Can I ask, just out of interest, a show of hands here in the pub.
08:07Who here could say that they're fluent in Irish?
08:10Okay, but I have another question.
08:12Love a seuss if you have a bit of a grove for the guelga.
08:14Yay!
08:15Okay, and can I just say that the majority of that sentence was,
08:19E guelga.
08:20So you mightn't think you're leafy, but you have way more than you think, guys.
08:23All right.
08:24So let's get your act together and tune into the Guelga podcast.
08:26We're on a bit more.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now, as well as speaking the language, Dyrn, you are a fantastic traditional Irish musician
08:35and singer.
08:36There you go.
08:37Would you sing a song for us?
08:38Oh, would you?
08:39Would you like to hear Dyrn sing a song?
08:41Okay, Cunis then, Cunis.
08:43All right.
08:44What are you going to sing for us?
08:45I'll sing a song, what'll I sing?
08:47I'll sing a song about a lovely woman from Dublin.
08:49Life imitates art, you know.
08:51Okay, but you'll have to give me a hand with this, maybe.
08:55You might know the chorus.
08:56Right.
08:57As I roved out in Dublin city, at the hour of twelve at night,
09:02Who should I meet but a pretty fair maiden,
09:05Washing her her clothes by the broad moonlight.
09:07Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd in the row.
09:10Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
09:13Oh, first she washed and then she squeezed them,
09:15Then she hung them out to dry.
09:17Then she folded up her arm saying,
09:20What a fine young girl am I.
09:22Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd in the row.
09:25Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
09:27Have you ever heard of cups and saucers
09:29Rattlin' around in an Elton can?
09:32Have you ever heard of a pretty fair maiden
09:34Rarney to a grey-out ugly man?
09:36Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd in the row.
09:39Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
09:42Oh, blue it is a lovely colour
09:44Till it gets the second dip.
09:46That's the way with the outland's courting.
09:49You'll never know when he'll take a fit.
09:51Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd in the row.
09:54Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
09:56Oh, Madame, I have gold and silver.
09:58Madame, I have tracks of land.
10:01Madame, I have ships in the ocean.
10:03All I'm missing is a fine young man.
10:05Oh!
10:06Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd in the row.
10:08Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:11Oh, going to the well for water.
10:13Washing it around for to make some tay.
10:15He fell over, I fell under.
10:17All of the game was above, didn't he?
10:19Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:21Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:24Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:25Oh, Madame, you can tie my garter.
10:27Tie it up above my knee.
10:29If you want, you can tie it further.
10:31Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:33Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh too.
10:36Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh.
10:39Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh o.
10:41Oh, Madame, I'm a darlin' a diro'd eh too.
10:54Give it up for dear Louise and Smytheoli,
10:56all the way people are.
10:58Yes?
10:59Right, are you up for a game of Dubberkulchi?
11:03Chris, Dara, are you going to play with us?
11:07The rain has come.
11:11Can we ask the man in the white jumper here? Hello, sir.
11:15Hello, sir, with the great sidelocks.
11:19You're live on television with the two Johnnies. Don't say anything,
11:23but nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
11:27I feel like he could be like Sligo.
11:31That's a dub.
11:35Turn around.
11:39I like the eyebrow.
11:43He's very handsome.
11:45This man has amazing sidelocks.
11:47He does give a bit of Sligo vibes, except for the little
11:51bit of Sligo.
11:55What about the slits in the eyebrow?
11:57That's giving me Dublin vibes.
11:59Chris Kent, what do you reckon?
12:01I think he's a dub appropriate
12:03my Kulchi kind of.
12:05Audience, what do you reckon, Dubberkulchi?
12:07I think Kulchi.
12:09You, sir, what's your name and where are you from?
12:11I'm James, I'm from Dublin.
12:13Yay!
12:15Okay, let's spin that camera around.
12:17We've got time for one more.
12:19Let's do one more.
12:21Thank you, James.
12:23Send me bae.
12:25Who else have we got?
12:27The Leopard Prince.
12:29Cat Slayer. Let's go.
12:31How are you?
12:33You're live on the telly with the two Johnnies.
12:35Don't say anything, just nod your head if you want to play.
12:37Yes.
12:39Okay, lads, what are we thinking?
12:41That could be Mink.
12:43That's a dub.
12:45That's a dub.
12:47I just feel...
12:49She's not a dub.
12:51Could be a Leopard.
12:53It's the flick, it's the flick as well.
12:55It's her eyeliner flick.
12:57It's very accurate.
12:59Well, there's a lot of things I wanted to say, but I can't.
13:03All right.
13:05No, I think that that is a culture with class.
13:09Oh!
13:11A really rare beast.
13:13A lot of culture with class over here.
13:15Okay, lads, let's find out what's your name and where are you from.
13:17My name is Justine and I'm from Dublin.
13:19Yay!
13:21Lads, put your hands together for everybody out on the streets of Dublin.
13:23Thank you so much.
13:27We'll see you after the break. Don't go anywhere.
13:29Because every time we try, I get this feeling.
13:32And every time we kiss, I swear I can fly.
13:35Can't you feel my heartbeat pass?
13:37I want you to last.
13:39Need you by my side.
13:41I want you to last.
13:43Monday's over thinking.
13:45Would I find a better plan?
13:47Would I try my best and I'll die, try?
13:51It's just the way I am.
13:55Oh!
13:57It's just the way I am.
13:59Come back, come back.
14:01Oh!
14:03Now, it's time for some cracking stand up lads.
14:10If there wasn't all Ireland for comedy, this man would win it for Cork.
14:14Put your hands together.
14:15Go crazy.
14:16It's Chris Kent!
14:18Get this guy, this girl's parade.
14:22We're working down this world and we're in.
14:26If you've got my last one and I'll die.
14:30You're on your side and you're alive.
14:39Thank you very much.
14:41It's great to be here.
14:42I have two kids, which is about 12,000 photographs on my phone, by the way.
14:47That's what two kids is these days.
14:49And according to my wife, I do not take enough photographs of the children.
14:53I have 12,000 of them.
14:54I've hard evidence.
14:55She said, you still don't take enough.
14:57I'm like, let me introduce you to my mother.
15:00There's about seven photographs of babies around the house.
15:05And she doesn't even know who's who, all right?
15:09I'll straight up ask her, be like, who's this?
15:11Is this me or my brother?
15:12I don't know.
15:14That's a child and a St Christopher.
15:15That could be anybody.
15:16That might not be you or your brother.
15:19I'm like, all right, yeah.
15:20This could be the child that came in the frame, for all we know.
15:22You know?
15:24It's great.
15:25A different time, though.
15:26It's different times, isn't it?
15:27Like, we're so different now.
15:29Like, when I was a kid, like, my mum and dad used to come home from the pub
15:33and wake me and my brother up to eat chips.
15:35You know?
15:36It wasn't a choice.
15:38You had to go eat the chips.
15:40They'd come in from the pub.
15:41Come on down and have chips!
15:43Me and the brother would be there at the table going, I'd be looking at him going,
15:47she's up for school in four hours.
15:49You know?
15:50My mother would lean in and go, I'm up for work in two hours.
15:53Shut up about it.
15:54Sing a song.
15:55What is going on?
15:56Then my dad would go off singing a song into a batter sausage.
16:00You know?
16:01Me and my brother at the same table a couple of hours later wondering how we can't get through a bowl of cornflakes.
16:06You know?
16:07You learn a lot when you become a dad, the breastfeeding and all that.
16:10I remember the very first time ever experiencing it.
16:13I was there with my wife.
16:14She was trying to feed the baby.
16:15It wasn't really working.
16:16I didn't realise.
16:17I thought it just would work all the time, you know?
16:19And God bless the nurses.
16:20A nurse came into the room and grabbed my wife's breast and my son's head with the elegance of a builder.
16:27You know?
16:28Like picking an extension lead out of a puddle.
16:31I'll get it to work.
16:32Don't worry.
16:33And now I kind of thrive on the awkwardness, you know?
16:37I love it.
16:38Like my wife's dad was coming to visit when we had the baby.
16:42And I could see by the walk on the man when he walked into the living room that he was going to go for a kiss with the baby.
16:49And I also knew his daughter was feeding the baby.
16:56So I could have stopped him.
17:00But I was bored out of my mind, you know?
17:03I said, ah, this will be good.
17:04And fair play to him.
17:05He must have known when he got to there.
17:06But he kept going all the way down.
17:08It was so awkward.
17:10And then he tried to make a joke about it, which is something I wouldn't recommend, to be quite honest with you.
17:14Because the joke he went for that evening, right, was, leave some for me, you greedy little shit.
17:20Good to go ahead, lads, yeah.
17:24Well, you haven't seen him since, you know?
17:26He doesn't...
17:29I did the impossible last year as well.
17:31I bought a house in the housing crisis.
17:33Thank you very much.
17:36Four years of dealing with estate agents.
17:39I swear to God, if I never see one again.
17:42They are...
17:43And we weren't being fussy, by the way.
17:44We weren't being picky.
17:45We were looking for a house for four years.
17:46I'll give you an example of the type of houses we were looking at.
17:48I went to see a house one day, and the estate agent's opening line was, be careful.
17:53That's the level of houses I was going to look at.
17:56She couldn't say hello.
17:57She had to give me a warning straight away.
17:59Be careful, she said.
18:00There's a big, huge hole upstairs, and your children might fall down it.
18:04I said, thanks very much for warning me there.
18:06I went upstairs.
18:07She wasn't lying.
18:08Biggest hole I've ever seen in the bathroom.
18:09And I was so desperate at that point, I was actually sucking up to her.
18:12I was looking down at her in the kitchen, and I was kind of saying, I actually like the hole.
18:16You know, it's like, that's actually handy, you know, in the bathroom.
18:19Brush my teeth in the morning, I can hop straight down the hole.
18:22No need to go all the way out of the stairs there, you know.
18:25And I said to this estate agent, is there anything else I should know about this house, by the way?
18:29And she said to me, there's a subsidence issue.
18:31No, I didn't know what that meant, so I said, sorry, I don't know what you mean.
18:34And I swear to God, she said, it's sinking.
18:37Is that all right?
18:39I was like, it depends how fast, I suppose, you know.
18:44Am I coming back to see a bungalow next week?
18:47Like, what are you talking about?
18:49Do you want to hear the saddest part of that story, lads?
18:51We were outbid on that house, right?
18:54Honest to God, and your kids pick it all up.
18:57My little boy was only five at that stage, you know.
18:59You're looking at houses every single night.
19:01We were leaving one of the viewings, and he was only five.
19:03And he said to us, Mom and Dad, you can have all of my money too.
19:08Aww.
19:09And I was just like, where is it? Where is it?
19:12I shook his little sister in the buggy.
19:14I was like, what are you bringing to the table?
19:16My wife is like, she doesn't even talk yet.
19:18I'm like, check our pockets, I don't care, you know.
19:20They're just mad.
19:22Like, the estate agents, they would drive you crazy, though.
19:24They would drive you absolutely crazy.
19:25I went to see another place, they said, you're the first person to see this house now.
19:28You're the first down and giving you the first look at it.
19:30We walked in the door, the same estate agents getting off the phone.
19:33And he says, I'm really sorry to tell you now, lads, there's been an offer.
19:37That was quick.
19:40He says, 40 over asking.
19:42And you're getting desperate at that stage, you're just pulling numbers out.
19:4440 over asking.
19:45I said, look, we'll make an offer as well straight away.
19:47We'll go 50 over asking.
19:49And he said, are you sure?
19:50And I said, oh, 100%, I took 50 euros out of my wallet straight away, you know.
19:5340 grand over asking, that's mental, isn't it?
19:57And I said, I thought we're the first people to see the house.
19:59And he said, yeah, I wouldn't lie to you.
20:01That guy on the phone to me, he hasn't seen the house.
20:03He hasn't seen.
20:05I wouldn't buy a banana I haven't seen, you know.
20:08That's why I don't get my shopping delivered.
20:10He hasn't seen the house.
20:12Then he tried to paint him as the bad guy.
20:13He was like, I wouldn't mind nobody's buying all the houses around here.
20:16I'm like, stop selling them to him.
20:18That doesn't happen with anything else, does it?
20:21Does it happen with anything else in life?
20:23I don't know if you've ever gone into a restaurant or something and you're like,
20:26could I get the lasagna there, please?
20:29And the waitress is like, I'm so sorry.
20:32Your man over there is after buying all the lasagnas.
20:38I'll have a chicken curry instead.
20:40There's been an offer, you know.
20:42Thank you very much for having me.
20:44My name is Chris Kent.
20:45I'll see you again.
20:46Thank you very much.
20:48Cheers.
20:49Well done, well done.
20:51Give it up one more time for Chris Kent.
20:53And don't forget, you can check out Chris Kent's offline tour at ChrisKentComedy.com, lads.
21:05OK, John.
21:06Now, are you ready for the greatest quiz of all time?
21:09It's...
21:10The Parish Quiz!
21:12That's right, lads.
21:13So every week we have two people on and we test their local knowledge.
21:18They represent their parish in The Parish Quiz.
21:21And our first parish is Munter Connacht in County Cavan and representing them is Amy O'Dowd.
21:26Amy, how are you?
21:27Not so bad in yourselves, lads.
21:28Welcome to the madhouse.
21:29Cheers, thanks very much.
21:30How are you feeling?
21:31Are you feeling confident?
21:32Confident enough.
21:33I tried to do a bit of research-ish.
21:36OK.
21:37Not too much.
21:38I went to the local last weekend and I was like trying to kind of picture everything around it.
21:43But yeah, that's about the research I've done.
21:45Do you go to the local now for the old gossip?
21:47For the gossip, for the gossip.
21:48Right.
21:49That's where I'd go.
21:50What's the latest around Munter Connacht?
21:51The latest around Munter Connacht is that we are in a semi-final for the championship.
21:54Oh.
21:55Oh, so kind of exciting.
21:56Not senior, junior.
21:57OK.
21:58But we're still there.
21:59We're still there.
22:00I was hoping for gossip like, oh Mary's riding the gardener again.
22:03Well, we can't be saying that on TV now.
22:05OK, OK.
22:06We'll get the real gossip afterwards.
22:07In a while, in a while.
22:08So what do you do for a living yourself, Amy?
22:10I sell tools, believe it or not.
22:12You're in good company.
22:13Any tools you want.
22:14Give it up for Amy in Munter Connacht.
22:17Our second parish from the county of Galway and Clifton, it's Damian Manning.
22:24Who are you, Damian?
22:25Not too bad as yourself.
22:26Great.
22:27What's the crack in Clifton?
22:28Not much now.
22:29Summer's over.
22:30But sure, lookit, it's always the dirty winter coming.
22:32So it'll be a good crack.
22:34Alright, OK.
22:35There's tools for that.
22:40So, what are you up to yourself?
22:44I'm in college in the minute in Galway City, but on the weekends I'll be working in the pub in Clifton.
22:49So, bit of crack.
22:50It's handy enough because you get the American tourists coming in and sure, you tell them, oh my grandfather built the castle, whatever the fucking church.
22:58Sorry.
22:59Sorry.
23:00Sorry.
23:01And they tip you like mad.
23:03And sure, with the tips then, with freshers being this week, all summer it was handy to keep the cash in the pocket.
23:10And with the goal of spending it on freshers, not spending my wages, but sure, lookit, Saturday evening would come around and it would be fresh again on Monday morning.
23:19So, that was the main part of it.
23:21OK, so where do you work in Clifton?
23:23Lowry's Bar.
23:24You might know about yourself.
23:25I was empty.
23:26You were indeed.
23:27I was actually working in EJ King's at the time.
23:29Right, I was thinking, I didn't meet you, did I?
23:30No.
23:31But we had the late night lock-in in, the first season, on the TV in EJ's and you were only around the corner in Lowry's.
23:36I text your man behind the bar, Damien Ryan, I said, send him our way, ASAP.
23:41Now, do you remember being in Lowry's?
23:43I do, yeah, of course.
23:44We have a photo of you.
23:46On order.
23:48Do you want to see it?
23:49No.
23:50That's OK.
23:53Yes, thank God.
23:54I don't want to come back.
23:55Give it up for Damien and Clifton.
24:00OK.
24:01It's time to play the parish quiz.
24:02We are kicking off with Munter Connacht.
24:04Here is your question.
24:05Hello.
24:08How are you, lads?
24:09This is Noel McEnroe here from Munter Connacht Heritage and the Brefty High Nelly Club.
24:14I've got a question for you.
24:16And my good friend here, Liam O'Reilly, is going to ask it.
24:20What is my nickname?
24:22Now, what is Liam O'Reilly's nickname?
24:26I would have, I literally saw it there and I was like, Leamy.
24:29Leamy is his name.
24:30You walk in and you were like, well, Leamy, Leamy is his name.
24:32OK.
24:33Leamy is his name.
24:34It's not Liam, it's Leamy.
24:35Leamy is his name, let's find out if it's his nickname as well.
24:39The answer is...
24:40Muscles.
24:41But it's Leamy.
24:42Have you ever heard him being called Muscles?
24:43Never.
24:44Do you know him?
24:45I do know Leamy, yes.
24:46Damien, are you ready for your question about Clifton?
24:47I am indeed.
24:48Right, here we go.
24:49Hello, Damien.
24:50Father Ronan here.
24:51I'm in St Joseph's Church in Clifton.
24:53Do you know what colour is the wall at the back of the main altar?
25:00What colour is the wall behind the altar?
25:01In your local church?
25:02You look puzzled, Damien.
25:03Can you give me a second?
25:04No.
25:05No.
25:06No.
25:07No.
25:08No.
25:09No.
25:10No.
25:11No.
25:12No.
25:13No.
25:14No.
25:15No.
25:16No.
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:21No.
25:22No.
25:23No.
25:24No.
25:25No.
25:26No.
25:27No.
25:28No.
25:29No.
25:30No.
25:31Go to mass.
25:32No.
25:33Always.
25:34We're going to have to push you.
25:36I want to say it's gold.
25:38Oh.
25:39Gold!
25:40Or is that the main thing in the middle of it?
25:46Final answer?
25:47I go gold.
25:48Okay, well, let's cross back to further on that and find out.
25:51And the answer is?
25:56Yellow.
25:57Yellow.
26:00I'm here to my ear, we're giving him that one!
26:03We're giving him that one!
26:12Calm it down, calm it down, calm it down!
26:15Right, Munter Connacht, we're back to you.
26:17Let's have your next question.
26:24Well Amy, Conor here.
26:26I'm with the two Fergals, you're with the two Johnnies.
26:28Munter Connacht last won the Junior Championship in 1976 against Banyan.
26:32Our question for you today is...
26:35Whose cows are those?
26:39Whose cows are they out the back of the GE airfield?
26:42Right.
26:43It is own Brodie's cows.
26:45Own Brodie's cows?
26:46Yes.
26:47Right, well let's find out if you're right.
26:49And the answer is...
26:50The Brodie's.
26:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:53Lovely.
26:56Right, Damien, you ready?
26:58I am.
26:59Let's go to Clifton for your next question.
27:03I know that place.
27:04Hello Damien, my name is Damien here, manager Larry's Bar, and I have a question for you.
27:15What world record did I attempt in 2023?
27:19OK, what world record did he attempt?
27:21The most pubs...
27:23I think it was the most pubs visited, and I had to drink a pint in each pub in 24 hours.
27:27Right.
27:28How did he do?
27:29I bet.
27:30OK, well let's go back to your boss where you work to find out if you're right.
27:35Now guys, the answer to that question was the Guinness World Book of Records was the most pubs visited in 24 hours.
27:44And I managed to do 85.
27:45Hey!
27:46What did he drink?
27:47What did he drink?
27:48Woo!
27:49Right, here we go, here's your next question.
27:52I'm Eugene O'Dwyer, and I'm the owner of the funeral home, the shop, the pub, the AstroTurf, and the auctioneers.
28:08People often ask me what my occupation is, and I have to tell them, buy you out, sell you out, and what?
28:15Oh, right, so there you go, that's just Eugene, the John Dutton of Hunter Collins.
28:21He seems to own everything, local tycoon.
28:23He owns a lot, so he's an auctioneer, but he also is a funeral director, so he will lay you out.
28:29He'll lay you out, he'll buy you out, sell you out.
28:31And lay you out.
28:32Right, let's find out if you're right.
28:35The answer is, lay you out.
28:39All right, Damien, you ready?
28:45I am indeed.
28:46Here we go, let's back to Clifton for the next question.
28:49Hello, Damien's son.
28:52I'm here, your father.
28:54In my salon head, you may recognise this character behind me.
28:59He's very famous in Clifton, in the whole parish, everybody knows him.
29:03He's famous for his dancing.
29:05So my question to you today, Damien, is whose feet are these?
29:11A lot to unpack there.
29:14Yeah, a good bit, a good bit.
29:15That's your father?
29:16That is my father, yes.
29:17And is there somebody always dancing around the place?
29:20In Clifton, I wouldn't say in the salon itself, but in Clifton there would be.
29:24Right.
29:25There would be, and he'd be between Ravi's, EJ's and Lowry's.
29:28Three pubes he mainly goes through, and his name is John Dunne.
29:32Okay, well let's go back to your father and find out if you're right.
29:36Don't do me wrong.
29:37And the answer is, John Dunne.
29:41Yes, he is.
29:43Which means, are all your questions right?
29:46Clifton are tonight's winners.
29:48Congratulations, Damien, congratulations.
29:55Ah, there you go, it's good to see good sport, lads.
29:57Now, the prizes, right, in one of these envelopes is an all expenses paid trip to Vegas.
30:04Oh!
30:05And in the other envelope is a free haircut from your dad.
30:11So which envelope is it going to be, Damien?
30:15Think about it.
30:16Think about it.
30:18Pick carefully.
30:19Take the haircut.
30:21Somebody said take the haircut.
30:23I don't even go to him to get my haircut.
30:25Right.
30:27I'll take this one.
30:28Right.
30:29Okay, Damien, open it up, let us know what have you won.
30:34A free haircut!
30:39Class!
30:42You tricked the Vegas to rise another week.
30:44There you go.
30:45Let's give it up for your winner of the Parish Quiz.
30:50Now, still to come with music from this man behind us here, Sean McGee.
30:55Loads more crack as well.
30:56Don't go anywhere.
30:57There it is.
31:08There it is.
31:09Get your ready.
31:10You've got a $10 bill.
31:12Get your hands out.
31:14For the land that called Killa
31:16And the lord of above Killa
31:19La la la la la la la la
31:23For the green and the white I adore
31:26For the parish that lasts ever o'er
31:31You all right?
31:32Well done, I think it's all right!
31:36Welcome back to the Two Johnnies Late Night Lock-In!
31:41It's time to find out who's in the bar?
31:44We're in the bar!
31:46Who's in the bar?
31:47We're in the bar!
31:49Right, has anyone got a hidden talent they want to show us?
31:53I've got talent!
31:55OK!
31:56Well there's one lad down the back who seems very confident, can we try it?
32:00I want to see what he's made of.
32:02Who put their hand up here?
32:03Me!
32:03OK.
32:04What's the crackhead, what's your name, where are you from?
32:06My name's Lorcan and I'm from Athlone.
32:08Anyone here from Westmeet?
32:09Oh!
32:11Yup, Westmeet.
32:12Yup, I'm Roscommon side now.
32:14Oh!
32:15Oh man!
32:15Sorry if I've offended you!
32:16No, no, not at all.
32:17Not at all.
32:18OK, well what is your hidden talent?
32:20Well, I can put my ears inside my ears.
32:27Right, well how did you discover you could do this?
32:30I think when I was younger I just got sick of listening to people.
32:35Right?
32:36Does it ever come in useful?
32:37Yeah, it's actually got me a job interview in Centre Parcs.
32:41What was the job?
32:43It's a Christmas elf.
32:45OK, I'm going to have to see it.
32:47Do you want to see it?
32:48Yeah!
32:49OK, Lorcan, in your own time.
32:50OK, I'll have to get ready.
32:51I'll have to.
32:52So, first off, I'll put one ear in first and then another one.
32:59OK, but this is where the real trick happens.
33:03That's amazing!
33:09Can anyone else do that?
33:13No?
33:14It's kind of one of a kind.
33:19What if...
33:21Does it have to be your fingers?
33:22Can you do it if I click my fingers?
33:23Yeah, give it a go.
33:25OK.
33:26All right, ready?
33:32All right, we better move on.
33:34All right, back to you, Johnny Smacks.
33:36Here we go.
33:37Thank you very much, Johnny.
33:38Be right.
33:39Who else has got hidden talent, lads?
33:40Who else has got...
33:41Get him up in the air.
33:42Get him up.
33:43OK, right.
33:44Come on, Stuart.
33:45Let's go.
33:46We're heading over here.
33:47Come on.
33:48Clear the way, lads.
33:49You get a slap of the camera.
33:50How are you?
33:51What's your name?
33:52Where are you from?
33:53What's your hidden talent, Catherine?
33:54Erm...
33:55I can play the fiddle while doing the splits.
33:57Play the fiddle while doing the splits?
33:59Yeah.
34:00And have you brought the fiddle?
34:01Erm...
34:02Look, we'll grab a fiddle here.
34:04Sean McGee has a fiddle.
34:05There's the fiddle.
34:06Handy, handy.
34:07And strain the bow.
34:08Here we go, right?
34:09OK, are we ready, lads?
34:10Are we ready to see Catherine's talent?
34:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:12OK, the shoes are coming off, right?
34:15I'll mic up this.
34:16Here we go.
34:17Here we go.
34:18Oh, yes!
34:19Give it up for Catherine!
34:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:21And the jeans!
34:22And the most impressive thing is that was done in jeans.
34:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:24I mean, you should get some sort of brandy after this from the jeans, I'd say.
34:25Can you play the fiddle without doing the splits?
34:26Oh, no.
34:27No.
34:28And can you do the splits without the fiddle?
34:29God, no.
34:30Give it up for Catherine!
34:31You know what?
34:32This show never ceases to amaze me.
34:33Every week, I'm amazed.
34:34Give it up for Catherine!
34:35Give it up for Catherine!
34:36Give it up for Catherine!
34:37And the most impressive thing is that was done in jeans.
34:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:40I mean, you should get some sort of brandy after this from the jeans, I'd say.
34:43Can you play the fiddle without doing the splits?
34:45Oh, no.
34:46No.
34:47And can you do the splits without the fiddle?
34:49God, no.
34:50Oh, Jesus!
34:51Give it up for Catherine!
34:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:53You know what?
34:54This show never ceases to amaze me.
34:59Every week, I'm amazed.
35:00Lads, are you ready to meet our next guest?
35:02Yeah!
35:03Well, let's cross live to Seamus the Sheep.
35:07Who's it going to be?
35:09It is between Les Dennis, a head of Lettuce, and Dara Ennis.
35:14Who is it going to be, lads?
35:16He seems to be taking a big liking to Lettuce, but it is Dara Ennis!
35:20Hey, hey, hey!
35:21How are you?
35:22How are you?
35:23How are you?
35:24How are you?
35:25How are you doing, lads?
35:26Well, great.
35:27Thanks for coming in, man.
35:28What a great place to have a chat show.
35:29This studio stuff is all last year, man.
35:30This is way better.
35:31That was so, like, 2019, yeah?
35:32Dara, first of all, I want to ask The Chase.
35:33Like, a massive show.
35:34Yeah.
35:35How did you get your break on The Chase?
35:36I needed a door for my house.
35:52Seems very strange, but it is true.
36:00The doors are really expensive.
36:03I didn't realise and needed a back door, moved into the new house, the previous owner, for their own reasons, had taken the back door out and I had no money.
36:11Wait, so there was no door at all?
36:12There was a curtain.
36:13Right.
36:14It was a bit cold in the kitchen.
36:16And yeah, doors cost a couple of grand, they're expensive, so I went on a quiz show to try and win some money.
36:21So you went on the chase as a contestant?
36:22Yeah.
36:23And you obviously...
36:24It went well.
36:27You won, you win a lot of money?
36:29No, it was a bit controversial because the other people took a lower offer, so I ended up winning enough for a door.
36:34Right.
36:35So, you know, mission accomplished.
36:36Okay.
36:37But not much else.
36:38Okay, so how do you prepare to be a chaser? How do you study?
36:42You do a lot of quizzes, learn a lot of lists and figure out what you're bad at and pick it up, study like in school.
36:49I don't have very deep knowledge on any subject. I know a tiny amount about a huge number of things.
36:54Okay.
36:55I don't go in depth in that, because it doesn't come up in quizzes, you know, it's only, if it's the soaps, it's the major actors, major families, that kind of stuff.
37:00You don't need to go into all of it.
37:02How do you retain the information, then?
37:04I'm really, really good at that.
37:05Do you know why people are good at, you know, dancing, singing, playing football?
37:09Rubbish at all of them.
37:10Right?
37:11When I was playing football, my dad watched me play once and he said if they were shooting footballers, he'd live forever.
37:15And he was a properly good football player, right?
37:20Terrible at everything, terrible at everything, but I can remember stuff.
37:23And now I do it for a living, it's great.
37:25It works a treat.
37:26And you're known as The Menace on the show.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Did you pick the nickname?
37:29No.
37:30I had no idea what it was.
37:31None whatsoever.
37:32So when do you find out that you are The Menace?
37:34When Brad said it out loud on the show.
37:36I was standing, so we have little steps at the back to go up to the thing.
37:39I was standing on there and he said, oh, it's our new chaser.
37:41And as I was walking down, he said, The Ennis, The Menace.
37:44That was literally the first time I heard.
37:46You're not getting ready, you know they all have nicknames.
37:49Did you never think?
37:50Well, they asked me if I wanted to be a professor, but I was working in university at the time and I thought that would be a bit cheeky.
37:55And I said, not that.
37:56And they said, do you mind what we call you?
37:57I said, I don't care.
37:58And then your whole persona, the outfit they have you in, the bolo tie, all that.
38:01Did you choose all this?
38:02We have a photo of you here in your cowboy kind of bolo.
38:05Look at that.
38:06Wow.
38:07I'm intimidated.
38:09God, that's attractive, isn't it?
38:11No, I didn't pick any of it.
38:13I said I'd wear a chicken suit if they gave me the job.
38:15I have to ask the guests there, Chris Kent is with us and the girls from the How to Gale podcast.
38:19Chris, if you were a chaser, what nickname are you going for?
38:22I'd say The Bluff.
38:24Yeah, because that would be a tactic.
38:27Yeah, Chris, The Bluff Kent, you want me to lure them in.
38:30100%.
38:31Shiva, what do you reckon?
38:32Sheville, New York.
38:33That's pretty good, dear.
38:36I'm a traditional musician, so it'd have to be the realer dealer.
38:40Oh, nice.
38:41Wow, we can get you all jobs.
38:43Louise?
38:44I'm really bad at quizzes, so I'd be Louise two degrees and I would just spend the entire time trying to figure out how I know the people.
38:49So, with all the other chasers who are on the show, are you friends like, would you go for a pint after a show with them?
38:57Not after a show.
38:58People think we live in a big house together or something, and then we all go on holidays together.
39:02We get along, we genuinely do, and we're all mates, but we're workmates.
39:06We just get along.
39:07I imagine you'd be going out after being like, what's the capital of Peru?
39:09You know?
39:10Oh, you don't understand.
39:11When we're doing Beat the Chasers, we go to Paul Sinner's dressing room and his husband, Ollie, who's a properly good quizzer as well, asks us all, we sit around asking each other quiz questions.
39:19We genuinely don't.
39:20We are that nerdy.
39:21Class is a bit of a stretch.
39:22Class is a bit of a stretch.
39:23Class when you get them right.
39:24I mean, it'd be different if me and Johnny wrote the dressing room at the back someone asking us quiz questions.
39:29It's not as entertaining.
39:30So, like, are you competitive?
39:32Who's the worst, say, if they, like, be a sore loser if they get one wrong?
39:35The Beast by miles.
39:36Really?
39:37It's not even close.
39:38Like, people think it's an act, and it is a little bit.
39:41He pantomimes villains it.
39:42He hates losing.
39:43He gets really angry.
39:44There's a big...
39:45There's this guy.
39:46Very unassuming.
39:47You can see, gentle character.
39:48He's really like that in real life.
39:50Like, he does bang it up.
39:51But on our console at the top, the Perspex has a crack in it from when he smashed it one time.
39:55And it's proper tick Perspex.
39:57Is he actually big, like, in real life?
39:58He's six foot seven.
40:00Jeez.
40:01He's lost about 12 stones since that picture was taken, and he's still huge.
40:04Wow.
40:05He is a big, big man.
40:06Yeah.
40:07Oh, thank you.
40:08Make sure if we ever go on, John, we won't get him.
40:11You must get recognised all the time.
40:13All the time.
40:14Yeah, it's big.
40:15Like, the show is massive around the world.
40:16In Australia and New Zealand, and I'm going there next year, apparently it's huge as well.
40:19But walking down the street, I was in the zoo in Ireland, and it was nearly a queue of people.
40:23There were more people watching me than the monkeys.
40:25It was mad.
40:26What do people say to you?
40:27Are you the guy off the chase?
40:29See, I told you, I told you!
40:33Oh, yeah!
40:34That's it, mostly.
40:35Do people, do they shout at you, or...?
40:37A little bit.
40:38Or come up and ask you questions?
40:40They will.
40:41They go, oh, can I ask you a quiz question?
40:42And then they can't think of one off the top of their head.
40:44And it's always, oh, what's the capital of Germany?
40:47Or something really easy.
40:48And it's like, yeah, all right.
40:49Yeah.
40:50What is the capital of Germany?
40:51G.
40:52G.
40:53What?
40:54G.
40:55G.
40:56So, when you're up there, and people are playing against you.
40:59Just beat up.
41:00People are playing against you, say, and what if they, like you, when you first went on it?
41:05Oh my god, I just got G, German.
41:07G.
41:12Hey, thanks, Dara.
41:15We won't be on the show anyway.
41:17It'd be an easy win for me if you were.
41:19Something like that, what if you're playing against someone, and they come on, ah, I really need the money, like, I've no shoes, whatever.
41:25And you're saying, well, I'm not losing.
41:27Yeah, of course I'm not.
41:28So, do you ever feel bad about winning?
41:30The charity ones, yeah, but the regular punters, they should just play better.
41:34But seriously, if you do well, there's no chance of the chaser winning.
41:39What were you doing before you were a chaser?
41:40Oh, my real job. When I worked for a living, I worked as a scientist.
41:43I was working in Oxford University doing research.
41:46Very fancy. Yeah, it was good.
41:48And what kind of science stuff were you doing?
41:50I was doing neuroscience, so I was trying to figure out how brains work.
41:52So we used, weirdly, fly brains.
41:55You know the little fruit flies in your house, the really annoying ones?
41:57We used to dissect the brains out of them, and I tell you,
42:00first thing in the morning, if you've been out the night before, that is a tricky job.
42:04We used to dissect the brains out of them and try and figure out how they worked,
42:07to give us an idea of how human brains work.
42:08And we hear you're mad into beekeeping, is it?
42:10Yeah, yeah, bees. Yeah, I've been doing it for years now.
42:13I'm not any good at it, but I like it. It's a good crack.
42:15Did you ever get stung?
42:17Oh, yeah. All the time.
42:18Actually, my favourite time I got stung was before...
42:23OK, favourite time.
42:24Before I was keeping bees, years ago.
42:25I used to live in Canada and I was playing GAA,
42:27which I never played in Ireland because I was rubbish.
42:29But over there, the standard's low and there's rolling, so it's a much better system.
42:32And I was running along in a match in Toronto and a bee went up my nose and stung me.
42:37Oh!
42:39I know. Do you know how much sympathy I got from my team?
42:41I dropped to the ground, going, oh!
42:43I'm just rolling on the ground, holding my face.
42:45Oh!
42:45Going, oh, quick, sub, sub!
42:47And they're all laughing.
42:47And I was like...
42:49But otherwise, yeah, you get stung.
42:51That's what happens when you're a beekeeper.
42:52So you're going on tour with your new show?
42:54Yeah, I'm doing a live quiz tour.
42:56I'm doing it in England first and then I'm coming to Ireland in the spring.
42:58Brilliant stuff out loud.
42:59Are you going?
43:00Yeah!
43:02There you go.
43:03Check out ultimatepubquiz.com, lads, for more info.
43:05Give it up for Dara Ennis, everyone!
43:09During the Chief Hour at Dubs, we've got Louise and Chris, are coaches.
43:12Are you going to play with us?
43:13Yeah!
43:13Yes!
43:14OK, I'm ready.
43:15You, sir, with the headphones.
43:16Hi!
43:17Hi!
43:18Don't say anything, you're live on television for the two Johnnies.
43:25Just nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
43:30OK, OK.
43:31All right, Dara, just be looking at it.
43:33Is he a dub or is he a coachy?
43:34I think he's a dub.
43:35But why?
43:37Because he is wearing air max and he's got a groomed beard and he looks like he's been to a hairdresser rather than a barber.
43:47He's wearing his umbrella like a rifle.
43:52Most of you just get wet.
43:53Yeah, Chris, what do you reckon?
43:55I think he's a coachy.
43:56Why, do you think?
43:56I just, I do, yeah, he's been in Dublin a long time.
44:00And I believe he's a coachy, yeah.
44:02OK, what do you reckon?
44:03I think he's a dub.
44:04Look at that buttered leather jacket.
44:05Yeah, I know.
44:06The tote bag, is that a red tote bag?
44:07I'm going to say coachy, he's like a deer caught in headlights.
44:10What do you reckon?
44:12Dara!
44:15Right, sir, what's your name and where are you from?
44:17And where's Steve now from Danny Hall?
44:20Oh, yeah!
44:23Hey, Dennis.
44:23Hi, Steve.
44:24Hey, Dennis.
44:25OK, let's send that camera around.
44:27Let's find somebody else.
44:28Let's go in.
44:29Let's go in on someone.
44:30What about this lad with the mullet here and the orange sitting down?
44:32Oh, we've got the guy.
44:36You're on the telly.
44:37You're live with the two Johnnies.
44:38Nod your head if you want to play a game.
44:43I tell you what, he's great fun of parties.
44:44What do we reckon?
44:47Oh, he's got the arms folded now.
44:48Need to zoom in.
44:49He's got that kind of, you know, that iron jumper on underneath.
44:53He's quite stylish.
44:54He is.
44:55Give me a look at the footwear situation.
44:57Oh!
44:58Oh, yeah.
44:59Oh!
45:00He's a dark horse.
45:03He's a dark horse.
45:04Isn't that a Dara?
45:05Yeah.
45:05In fact, I'm going Kulshi just on the mullet.
45:08Just.
45:09Dara?
45:09Oh, Kulshi, I think, with the jumper.
45:11Yeah.
45:12That looks like a man who didn't have time for heat.
45:16Audience, what do we reckon?
45:17Kulshi!
45:18OK, it's a strong Kulshi.
45:19What's your name and where are you from?
45:21Hi, my name's Mark.
45:23I'm actually half-breed.
45:24I'm half-kulshi, half-dog.
45:25Oh!
45:27A bloody hybrid.
45:28Thank you, Mark.
45:30Give it up for our guests, for Dara Ennis, for the How to Gail Girls, and for Chris Kent.
45:39And now, to play us now, put your hands together for the one and only, Sean McGee.
45:44Oh, there'll be a woman in our town, a woman you all do well.
45:48She dearly loved her husband and had met a man twice as well.
45:51If you write Finneganary, I'll be turned.
45:54Finneganary, I'll be turned.
45:56Finneganary, I'll be turned.
45:57We're dippin' it up to Nancy.
46:00She'd take him to the camera shops from Riveny, he's the pie.
46:03Have you anything in your camera shop to make my home and fly?
46:06If you write Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:09Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:11Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:12One, two, three, jump!
46:14She's swiped through the river, she's swiped through the bride.
46:25Oh, Martin, dear Martin, don't leave me behind.
46:28Oh, it'd be right, Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:30Oh, it'd be right, Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:32Oh, it'd be right, Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:33Oh, it'd be right, Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:35Oh, Martin, dear Johnny, don't leave me behind.
46:39You're a slave of that, you silly, I fool.
46:41You know me for Martin's blind.
46:43Oh, it'd be right, Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:45Finneganary, I'll be turned.
46:48Are you ready?
46:49One, two, three, jump!
46:57There's thine in me family and then I miss me, oh.
47:01I miss that each and every man will come and play my zone.
47:04Finneganary, I'll be turned.
47:07Finneganary, I'll be turned.
47:10We're tippin' it up to Nancy.
47:15We're tippin' it up to Nancy.
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