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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Is it though?
00:30Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:35in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:39Get your bum out here now!
00:41Go have.
00:43I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord.
00:57Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present.
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:26Where have you got to go for that?
01:27Oh, I don't know.
01:28Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:29Where?
01:30Oh, God knows.
01:31Weatherfield?
01:32Not really.
01:33Not really.
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:35Too early?
01:36I like that you're so keen.
01:38Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:39Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Oh, Merry Christmas?
01:42Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:45Oh, we still on a few hours later.
01:48Uh-huh.
01:49Right, it's been late afternoon.
01:52Got it.
01:53Wasn't it?
01:54All right.
01:55Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:57Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho.
02:04We're still on for yours later.
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon, got a few guests here.
02:09Right, see you later.
02:12Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:14Good to you.
02:15I got a scooter.
02:16Yeah, same.
02:17Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:19Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:25Eh, question, how come I didn't get a scooter?
02:28I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:32Got another one, love?
02:33Yeah, go on then.
02:34Not for me.
02:35I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:37I'm gonna puff to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:40Robert, where are you going?
02:42Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:55Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:05Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:09I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:12It's just them two.
03:13Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:15No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:17but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:24Oh, my God!
03:25This is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:29Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:31I bought two lots.
03:32I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:33Yeah, very clever.
03:35Hey!
03:36Happy Christmas!
03:38What he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were ya?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:54How are we?
03:57Disappointed.
03:59It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order.
04:03And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well...
04:08You don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously?
04:12Sorry.
04:13What's happening at your grounds?
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:26Computer, stop!
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:33Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:35Computer, stop!
04:36Oh no!
04:37Now playing Gold.
04:38Computer, stop!
04:39Or I swear!
04:40Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:41Oh no!
04:42Now playing Gold.
04:43Computer, stop!
04:44Or I swear!
04:45Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:46Oh, I like this one.
04:47Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
04:49Spare me the sarcasm.
04:50Spare me the sarcasm.
04:51Wow!
04:52What did you get for Christmas?
04:53Big Box Feisty?
04:54I made a mistake yesterday.
04:55When I binned you off.
04:56Making one now.
04:57Making one now if you think that's one.
04:58That's what happened.
04:59I may have, er...
05:00I may have, er...
05:01Overreacted slightly.
05:02Oh no!
05:03I mean...
05:04It's all...
05:05doing this.
05:06Oh no!
05:07It's all...
05:08Oh, fine...
05:09So...
05:10Can you see something in a house?
05:11Oh no!
05:12Yeah!
05:13Well, I don't know where you're going.
05:14to stand. Spare me the sarcasm. Wow, what did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty? I made a mistake
05:22yesterday when I binned you off. Making one now if you think that's what happened. I may have
05:29overreacted slightly. Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life. Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one. And it's nice just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence. And it makes me realise how lucky I am. You and I being mates.
05:52Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature. Or too many
05:56bubbles in your champagne. And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles. So, I'm
06:04willing to accept your apology and give you another chance. You'd better pour yourself
06:11a drink then. What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you? Good, thanks.
06:36How are you, really? Not great. Come here.
06:46Come on here, cos Johnny pestered. Noted. Where's the rest of you boys? Well, Noah's out working
07:05for triple time. And get this, Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound,
07:11who we met gaming. So, he's definitely getting murdered.
07:16Drink. Yeah, I'll just have one. Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses. And put your helmet on.
07:24Oh. He should be wearing a helmet. You're a helmet. Get a drink and just shut up.
07:33Wow. Oh, sorry. Is there a speed limit? No, there isn't. You crack on. How are you cracking
07:44on with your issue? Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue. It's hardly the
07:50subject for Christmas Day, is it? Oh, I don't know. A pregnant woman and the father
07:55not being who everyone thinks it is. Oh, cute. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
08:01Merry Christmas. Cheers. Answer you. I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not. Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are. He's well excited. We don't mind,
08:10do we? No, we don't mind. Brilliant idea.
08:13Hey, Merry Christmas. Where's Eve? Upstairs with Harry. Doing what? Well, I don't know,
08:20do I? Oh. Oh, you've got to own it. It's wonderful. Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right. Come on, Cardi B. Get some of these pigs. How many are we feeding?
08:28Has Robert come round to yours? No. Why? Did he say he was gonna? Well, he's just got
08:41off and now he's not answering his phone. What, at all? What do you mean, at all? He's
08:44not going to answer it a little bit, is he? Don't get crappy. Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then? I don't know.
09:18I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
09:43Right, let's see who wins for a day.
09:46Oh, I won! Oh, sorry, Liam. Right, come on, yeah. Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's. The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:18Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on. Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police and say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet and the ring.
10:42No, Charles?
10:43He came earlier.
10:44Yeah. Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:58You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:19What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:41Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:49I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:18What happens at Christmas?
12:21Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:24We've already done that.
12:27So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly, not so much.
12:36And then, at some point, preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:48That might work.
12:51Let the awkward standing commence.
12:54Oh, yes.
12:56Let's get some rosy.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, I need to be here.
13:01Hey!
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:04Hey, you OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Nates grave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:13Oh!
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Has this got opened all the presents?
13:28Er, no, not yet.
13:29Uh-huh-huh.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, Nadya.
13:34Oh, what have you got?
13:36Get in there.
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant, thank you.
13:41Yeah, pass this to you, brother.
13:50What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Hey, how are we all?
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh, hello, Ken.
14:07Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back to.
14:22And, who are you, mister?
14:25Yeah, it's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:32Anyway, what do you think she would want her to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:41So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time!
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary!
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:58I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the settee.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia.
15:21And Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:47Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Happy Christmas.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish defiling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then.
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:49In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Well, I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:20Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:47What?
17:47No.
17:50What?
17:51Sure.
17:52Won't what?
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is getting weird.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:13Oh, no, no, no.
18:15Yay!
18:17Hey, still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences, but would anyone care for some red wine from my salad?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good.
18:32Let's go.
18:32OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:42It's all right, I've got nothing with dust on.
18:48I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:13Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say, you still inheriting home farm?
19:25Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:38Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:47Finally!
19:50Do you know I was nipping out?
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53Been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56And it's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:58Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just, we thought, you know,
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11First of all, greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:32Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling.
20:41Ring-a-ling-a-ling.
20:44So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:14Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:21And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Do they?
21:33Puts to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:39Now what?
21:42Eat it, or...?
21:44Put it on your heart.
21:46Sweet, sweet, sweet!
21:48Nice fit, mate.
21:51I count a fit.
21:53Thanks for these. They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you like our granddad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:02Is that OK?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:05Oh, banger.
22:09Oh, there she goes.
22:17Yes, Kate!
22:18No, Kate.
22:22Kate, where are you going?
22:23Quite Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26OK, see you later. Take care. Bye.
22:28Bye, you're fine.
22:28Bye.
22:36Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:39Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:44Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:46Er, but, yeah.
22:48I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:53All right, everyone? Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:57Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:59Er, better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:03You OK?
23:05Hello.
23:06Come here.
23:07I love you.
23:08Going to be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Where's Eve?
23:12Er, with Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14It's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blown you out, has she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:20At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:44I love you, wife.
23:47Is Christmas day a fink?
24:04OK.
24:04Right, I'll make a book.
24:06Oh, this should be good.
24:07Oh, what the ladybird heard?
24:10No.
24:11What the ladybird heard next?
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:15Oh, er, The Godfather.
24:16That's a book.
24:17No, no, no, no.
24:18We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:21Right.
24:22All two.
24:23All four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title.
24:28Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Oh, well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging me.
24:33No, Ray, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:36Go on, go on.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:39and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, go on, show him he can make a note next year.
24:49We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:52What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, no, I didn't look at that.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle.
25:02Battle now, I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:10Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:14Oh, hang on, I know it.
25:15Um, Tequila Mockingbird.
25:18Ooh!
25:19You got it!
25:21My new man, wait till you're asleep
25:23and see what happens to your face.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you,
25:27everything you're going to be buying me
25:28for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas, Ella.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me
25:36really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:40Well, play your cards right,
25:41and you can have another one of these next year.
25:44Yeah?
25:46Yeah, I'll get the pick.
25:49Oh, decent, that.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:55Hey, hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself,
26:00but are you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:04Eh?
26:06Yeah.
26:06We used to play that to Destruction
26:09when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally,
26:11I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to...
26:15I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit
26:20every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So, we're playing then, or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up.
26:37We can take turns.
26:40I just...
26:41I feel really lucky
26:42to be having this Christmas
26:44after where we were last year,
26:45and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:50Fine.
26:51Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So, you can turn it over when you lose.
26:56There's pudding.
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
27:00I'll be sorry for a sec.
27:02Have you just helped Dylan?
27:03Yeah.
27:04One sec.
27:07All right.
27:09Let's go.
27:13Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are going to be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:19It's me.
27:33Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42Yeah.
27:44It's okay.
27:44Come on!
27:46Come on!
27:46Come on!
27:46Come on!
27:46Come on!
27:47Come on!
27:48Come on!
27:48Come on!
27:49Come on!
27:50Come on!
27:50Come on!
28:07Here we go!
28:08What a surprise.
28:11You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:12Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh, I do.
28:15It's pretty good, that one.
28:16Ooh! I can't believe you lost for us.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow. I don't know.
28:22Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh! No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:28What? Why?
28:28Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game I can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend, then, Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:53Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:55Mm!
28:56Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:58Or I've got another one.
28:59Oh, this is a really good one.
29:01Never Have I Ever. Shall we play that?
29:04Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:07Never Have I Ever. Ooh!
29:09Let's think. What shall I go with?
29:11Never Have I Ever. Come on!
29:14Never Have I Ever.
29:16Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders.
29:18But you know what? The night is yet young.
29:20Come on!
29:21Never Have I Ever.
29:22Never have you ever been this trouble lately.
29:24Oh, no.
29:28Hi, I'm out.
29:29I'm out.
29:30I'm out.
29:31You're right.
29:32All right, well, come on, then.
29:33You are your wife's done this.
29:34Have you lost your tongue?
29:35Yeah.
29:36Oh, no. Wait, that's right.
29:37Not yet you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:44Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:47Oh no, wait, that's right, not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well that's a big threat.
29:57From a man in your very precarious position.
30:14You know, I know who you are.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho, the murderer, not true.
30:33That kid wrapped himself up in that bowl and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:43Nate.
30:44And his death was an accident.
30:46Right.
30:47That would not be why nobody hates you then.
30:50Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
31:06Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:10I let things slip.
31:13But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:28You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:30What with your little siege?
31:32Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:34Sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:42I came this close.
31:44To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:47Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:51No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:02He knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:07Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:11I like what you've done with the place.
32:13Well, I see.
32:15Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine now.
32:18Well, it suits you.
32:22Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:26Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:28I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:30Together like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:39By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:45I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:51And yeah, I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink, sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah
32:58pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:03No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job
33:05if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:12It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:27Kindred spirits.
33:28Oh, cute.
33:29I am actually, yeah.
33:30Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:31She's that where you've been.
33:33Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:34It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:35We didn't want to intrude.
33:36No, no, no, not at all.
33:37Is Mary not with you?
33:38No, she's a...
33:39She's a very keen scrabble player.
33:40Very keen and serious.
33:41We didn't lie to her.
33:42I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
33:43To see if he'd checked in with you at all. Has he?
33:44No.
33:45No.
33:46I got a card. Just said Kay.
33:47I know what it is.
33:48I know what it is.
33:49I know what it is.
33:50I know what it is.
33:51I know what it is.
33:52I know what it is.
33:53I know what it is.
33:54I know what it is.
33:55I know what it is.
33:56Oh, sorry.
33:57Is this a private party?
33:58It doesn't have to be.
33:59Sit down.
34:00We didn't want to intrude.
34:01No, no, no, not at all.
34:02It's Mary not with you.
34:03No, she's a...
34:04She's a very keen scrabble player.
34:05Very keen and serious.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all. Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:17But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Ooh.
34:21I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:33Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just...
34:35Hang on a sec.
34:36I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:43Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:46Ah, it's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:48Erm...
34:49I just...
34:50I just wanted to say, this year has been a bit...
34:53Well, I mean, even my R standards, er...
34:55It's been a weird one.
34:58It's been hard, mostly.
35:01And very hard.
35:04Sometimes...
35:09And scary.
35:10And...
35:11It's been sad.
35:14But it's also been...
35:19Amazing.
35:21And although you...
35:23Most of you are...
35:24A pain in the backside.
35:27Erm...
35:28You're family.
35:29We're family.
35:30And...
35:31I'm glad we've got each other.
35:35So, you know...
35:36Merry Christmas.
35:37Merry Christmas.
35:38Merry Christmas.
35:39Merry Christmas.
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45To family.
35:46Well...
35:47And you.
35:48Merry Christmas.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:53No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:04And despite your age-defying lady bits, isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10Charity's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:14Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo!
36:19So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:20Right now.
36:21I'm going to go home.
36:22And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:40Merry Christmas.
36:41Merry Christmas.
36:42Merry Christmas.
36:43Merry Christmas.
36:44Merry Christmas.
36:45Right.
36:46Torch is on.
36:47Okay.
36:48Let's go see Grandad.
36:49Do you want it?
36:50We'll swap.
36:52A bit of quiet on the way over here.
36:53You been thinking about your mum?
36:54Always.
36:55I didn't even get to buy her a present.
36:56Oh yeah.
36:57I would ever get to buy her a present again.
36:58Ka-ching.
37:11What are we doing?
37:13Oh yeah.
37:14I want to get to buy her a present again.
37:17Cha-ching!
37:19What are we doing?
37:23What are we doing?
37:25Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:37What's this?
37:39This is a lot of hard work.
37:42So you up for it?
37:44Me? Why?
37:46Because this is your car.
37:49Merry Christmas, son.
37:51Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a start at the moment.
37:55I don't care.
37:57Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:59because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:03Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:09So you up for it or what?
38:11Yeah, definitely.
38:22It's like I didn't exist.
38:23It's like I didn't exist.
38:37It's like I didn't exist.
38:49It's like I didn't exist.
38:50It doesn't exist.
38:51It doesn't exist.
38:52It doesn't exist.
38:53It doesn't exist.
38:54It doesn't exist.
39:22Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24We're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33A butcher of percentages.
39:35Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:41Someone who butchers.
39:43It's just a butcher.
39:45Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh!
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:59Do you think you're still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:06Right.
40:08Hush!
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20Went for a walk.
40:23Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:32So, not an easy day, then.
40:36Well, it's been fun.
40:37Where is everyone?
40:39Uh, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and...
40:48Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:56For once.
40:58Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01And we're good.
41:03We're great.
41:04Come on, then.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07Come on.
41:32Hey!
41:33Glad tidings running all!
41:34Oh, back out of your boat!
41:35All that!
41:36Yeah!
41:37Yeah!
41:38Yeah!
41:39Ha!
41:40Ha!
41:41Ha!
41:42Ha!
41:43Ha!
41:44Ha!
41:45Ha!
41:46Ha!
41:47Ha!
41:49Ha!
41:50Ha!
41:51Ha!
41:52Ha!
41:53Ha!
41:54Ha!
41:55Ha!
41:56Ha!
41:57Ha!
41:58Ha!
41:59Ha!
42:00Ha!
42:01Ha!
42:02Ha!
42:03Ha!
42:04Ha!
42:05Ha!
42:06Ha!
42:08Ha!
42:17That was better!
42:19Ha!
42:20Big day, eh? Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:39Yeah, yeah, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:50No, he's fine.
43:17He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:29So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:382025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:41But 26, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:53No matter what.
43:54No matter what.
43:57No matter what.
44:01We're going to be the best year ever.
44:04We're going to be the best year ever.
44:06We're going to be the best year ever.
44:07We're going to be the best year ever.
44:08We're going to be the best year ever.
44:09We're going to be the best year ever.
44:10We're going to be the best year ever.
44:11We're going to be the best year ever.
44:12We're going to be the best year ever.
44:13We're going to be the best year ever.
44:14We're going to be the best year ever.
44:15We're going to be the best year ever.
44:16We're going to be the best year ever.
44:17We're going to be the best year ever.
44:18We're going to be the best year ever.
44:19We're going to be the best year ever.
44:20We're going to be the best year ever.
44:21We're going to be the best year ever.
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