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00:00Ferocious fights, stingy castles, daring knights
00:02Horrors that did by description, cutthroat cults or bull ejection
00:05Vicious vikings, cruel crimes, punishment for later dives
00:07Roman rotten rag and rootless, cavemen savage, piers and tubeless
00:10Groovy Greeks, brainy sages, mean and miss with middle ages
00:13Gory stories, we do that
00:15And your host a talking rat
00:18The past is no longer a mystery
00:21Welcome to...
00:22Horrible Histories!
00:27Horrible Histories presents...
00:29Hair Raising Holidays
00:31Ah, who doesn't love going on their holly bobs by the sea?
00:36I adore a trip to the beach with my family
00:40And King George III was the same
00:43He especially loved holidaying in the British seaside town of Weymouth
00:47Although his family were slightly less keen on the trips
00:50Oh no, this happens every time
00:54My hair is not a nest!
00:57Family on tour!
00:58I'm so excited!
01:00Okay Dad, tell us where we are
01:04Oh well, we are in Dorset
01:06On a royal family holiday
01:08Going to the best town ever
01:09What could be better, girls, than going to...
01:11Weymouth?
01:12Er...
01:13Not going to Weymouth
01:15That would be better
01:16Weymouth is more dull and stupid than I can find words to express
01:19You're the king of father
01:20You're the king of father
01:21We could literally go anywhere
01:22I know
01:23Which is why we're doing a special surprise stop on the way
01:27It better not be a farm
01:29Oh, hello biggies
01:34Isn't it great?
01:36I love farms
01:38I can't believe you're my sister
01:40Oh, I've stepped in something
01:44Did you like a farm
01:45Did you like a farm?
01:46Now I'm bored
01:47Now I'm bored and I smell of cows
01:49Right
01:50Girls
01:51Let's do a bit of Weymouth shopping, shall we?
01:54Shop till we drop
01:55That'll cheer you up
01:56It's half past five in the morning, Daddy
01:58I know, that's why I had my favourite shop, Delamote
02:00Open specially
02:01Look at the shopkeeper
02:02Loves getting up at 5am
02:04This holiday is almost as bad as last year's
02:07In fact, it is as bad
02:09It's the same exact holiday again
02:11Although I guess last year's was a bit worse
02:13Because we had to go on a boat trip
02:15Boat trip?
02:17Quite bad
02:20I've got nothing less than me to throw up
02:25It's all the excitement of being on a boat
02:27Just loving it
02:29I think it's safe to say that was good
02:33I think it's safe to say that was a huge success
02:39Please, Father, we're so miserable
02:42Find
02:43I give up
02:44Never again
02:45Really, Father?
02:46Thank you
02:47Brush your teeth first
02:48Now we can find somewhere else to holiday finally
02:51No, I meant we'll never do the boat trip again
02:53We'll definitely come back to Weymouth
02:54Yay!
02:55Weymouth is cool
02:57Weymouth
02:58Hello, holidaymakers
03:02Queen Victoria here
03:04Queen of Great Britain and Ireland
03:06Empress of India
03:07And massive fan of going on hollybobs
03:10In addition to ruling and having lots of children
03:13I did like to be beside the seaside
03:15I was a particularly big fan of going wading in the sea
03:19My husband, Albert, even persuaded me that the salty water was good for my health
03:24But tell me, what special bit of equipment did I like to use when I went to the sea?
03:30Was it
03:31A. An extendable ramp so that I didn't have to stick on any pebbles
03:35B. A big shed on wheels
03:38Or C. An inflatable golden seahorse called Sebastian
03:43The answer was
03:44B. A big shed on wheels
03:46Called a bathing machine
03:48Like this one
03:49It would be wheeled into the sea with me inside it
03:52So then I could get out into the water without prying eyes watching me
03:56And splash around a bit
03:58And let me tell you, this ride was pimped
04:01It's got a changing room in there and curtains that go around the front
04:05So I couldn't be seen
04:07And there's even a royal working toilet inside
04:11I might be the queen, but I do not royal weave in the sea
04:16Unless it's an emergency
04:22Excuse me, Monica on the move
04:27Agatha? Agatha? That can't be you
04:30John! What brings you to Hawaii?
04:36You! Agatha! I published your books and were expecting another one
04:40I did not expect to find you, Agatha Christie, detective writer, on a beach in a...
04:45The bathing's here, John!
04:47Whatever it is, it's not a book and that's what we need
04:49People need more Poirot
04:51I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks
04:53Well, you've caught me, red-handed
04:55Why are you even here?
04:56Because of that little lady over there, Jonathan
04:59I can't see anyone
05:00Is it Miss Marple?
05:01The sea, John
05:02Do you know what this is?
05:03Uh, an insole for a very big shoe?
05:06It's a surfboard, John! I've been learning to surf
05:09So what are you now? A surfer?
05:12Could we at least fix a typewriter on this thing?
05:14I'm still a groundbreaking crime novelist, John
05:16I've just discovered a totally epic new hobby while on my vacation
05:20Well, you know what would be totally epic, Agatha? A new book!
05:25I do have a new idea for a book
05:27Oh, great
05:28It's about a British prince
05:30Terrific
05:31Who gets murdered
05:32Intriguing
05:33While surfing in Hawaii!
05:35Oh, that's ridiculous
05:37People simply won't take you seriously if you keep telling tales about surfing princes
05:42Hard work!
05:43John, have you met the Prince of Wales?
05:45What is hell?
05:47Your wonderful majesty
05:50Chill, bro
05:51Oh, it's awesome out there, Agatha
05:53I just stood up on the board
05:54I think I'm the first British dude to do it
05:57Check this out
05:58Woohoo!
06:00Later, bro
06:02Tell me more about this royal murder story then
06:05How does it start?
06:06Well, the prince is in the water and there may be a shock
06:09It's a great first chapter
06:11No, no, no
06:12The prince is in the water and there may be a shock
06:13Your royal highness!
06:14Watch out!
06:19It's true!
06:20Famous crime writer Agatha Christie really did get hooked on surfing
06:25And her surfboard really was called Fred
06:28When I go abroad on my holes
06:30As well as souvenir hunting in their exotic bins and sewers
06:35I love a bit of sightseeing
06:37And people in the past did too
06:39Alexander the Great once actually took a break from waging a war
06:44So he could go and visit the tomb of his hero
06:47The legendary Greek warrior Achilles
06:50Oh, they're emptying the bins
06:52Gotta get a snap
06:53Oh, oh
06:54That is
06:57Hail, fair Alexander
06:59Welcome to the ruins of ancient Troy
07:02Thanks, buddy
07:03We're actually on our way to attack the Persian Empire
07:05But we couldn't resist a little holiday and Troy on the way
07:08All war and no play makes Alexander the Great a dull and yet still strangely awesome emperor
07:14Well, let me be your tour guide to this historic ruin
07:17All I ask is the honour of your company
07:19And also a large bag of coins
07:21Wait, what do you want to see?
07:23Show me the resting place of Achilles
07:25The greatest of the Greek warriors and hero of the Trojan War
07:30Behold
07:31The tomb of Achilles
07:33Oh, it's right there, bro
07:34I can't believe I'm stood right in front of the actual tomb of Achilles, Hephaestion
07:39Look
07:40Yeah, I'm looking, it's great, bro
07:42Really like Achilles?
07:44Oh, yeah, yeah, massive fan
07:45I even sleep with a dagger under my pillow just like he did
07:48You know, I always tell Hephaestion if I have an Achilles heel is probably how much I love Achilles
07:54Yeah, he's always saying that, bro
07:56Always good to meet someone who respects the legends of Troy
07:58Just a bit
07:59Might have to pour a load of oil over the tomb in tribute
08:02Whoa, there he goes
08:04Probably don't need that much oil
08:06You know what?
08:07Gonna crown it in garlands too
08:08Garlands and oil
08:09Well, do we have to spend all day at the tomb of Achilles, bro?
08:12Er, yep
08:13In fact
08:14I'm gonna run around it naked
08:16Race you, Hephaestion
08:17Does he do this a lot?
08:18Yeah
08:19You better join in
08:20Otherwise it gets a bit grumpy
08:22Oh, watch out for the oil
08:23Whoa
08:24Oh
08:25Ha!
08:26Who wants to go and look at famous landmarks when you can look at me?
08:31Yes, when I, the great emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, was captured at Waterloo
08:36The impressive sight the people travelled to see was me
08:40And I don't blame them, I am a rather handsome chap
08:44Go on, treat yourself to an imperial classer
08:50It's 1815 and thousands of people have gathered in hundreds of small boats
08:55To catch a glimpse of the captured French emperor Napoleon
09:00Welcome to Goggle Boats
09:03Hello Boney
09:09Oh, he looks smashing
09:11Totally worth travelling all the way from Glasgow
09:13Oh, totally
09:14Would you like a man in uniform?
09:16Do you like a man who's been fighting Britain for the last 23 years?
09:20If he's in uniform, yeah
09:22Yeah
09:25I mean, it's good, but I wish something had actually happened
09:30Look, Mum
09:31Look, I only took his hat off
09:33Oh, that made it worth travelling 400 miles
09:35Can we go home now?
09:36Can we go home now?
09:43Yes!
09:44Yes!
09:45Yes!
09:46Yes!
09:47Yes!
09:48Yes!
09:49Yes!
09:50Woo!
09:51Woo!
09:52Woo!
09:53Oh, take him out son
09:54Take him out
09:55The British
09:57They're easily amused, no?
09:59Yep
10:00There is no nation as foolish as we are
10:05So, er, is he Napoleon?
10:07Hmm
10:08He's wearing a bicon hat, isn't he?
10:09With a two point
10:10Yeah, and three points to tricon
10:12Hmm
10:13Do you reckon if he got one point, that makes him a unicorn?
10:16Oh, they're singing him his national anthem
10:23What are those? Aren't the words the national anthem?
10:26No, Mum
10:27They're singing him the French national anthem
10:30In French
10:31Why?
10:32Cause he's...
10:33Never mind
10:34What's he doing here, anyway?
10:35He's been captured by the Royal Navy
10:37He's been kept here until he gets moved to a prison
10:39On a tropical island in the middle of the Atlantic
10:41Where he'll be for the rest of his life
10:43Hmm, hmm
10:44Tropical island
10:46If I knew that was the punishment, I would have invaded Holland years ago
10:49Ha, ha, ha!
10:51Ha, ha
10:52Ha, ha!
10:58Well, I'm not sure sitting watching that little French fellow waving his hat all day really floats my holiday boat
11:04Oh, Gusty
11:06I've always got problems with wind one way or the other.
11:11Maybe you've been abroad for a holiday.
11:13Well, in the past, that was something that only very rich
11:16and powerful people could afford to do.
11:19In the 17th century, wealthy people went on trips called Grand Tours.
11:24I don't think you'd be getting much rest and relaxation with this lot.
11:29Every year, young lords from England set off across Europe
11:32to learn about Greek and Roman classic history.
11:36And they don't always behave themselves.
11:39Lords on Tour!
11:41Welcome to Grand Lords on Tour 1758.
11:46I'm the bear leader.
11:47It's my job to ensure these young gentellements
11:50have an educational and enriching time.
11:53Give us a kiss, bear leader!
11:55Please put that back. That is a priceless artifact.
11:59Oh no!
12:00You're so old!
12:01Made a bit of a mess.
12:03We're having a smashing time!
12:07The tour is a cultural experience for the young lords.
12:11I'm James Cecil, sixth elder of Salisbury,
12:14king's cousin and wealthiest man in Shropshire.
12:16And I'm here to explore the philosophies and sights of the ancient past.
12:21And to party!
12:26No, no, no!
12:27I'll be careful!
12:28I'm not gonna lie, I'm having the time of my life.
12:30We're going to the beach!
12:31I've spent so much money, 3,000 pounds.
12:36Is that a lot?
12:37The whole point of the Grand Tour is like,
12:40it's a kind of finishing school for landed gentry.
12:43You know what I'm saying?
12:44We get to see all the places we studied in real life.
12:46Like Florence, Constantinople, Rome, the...
12:51Balkans!
12:54Yeah, we started in the Alps.
12:56Climbing. It's actually quite tough.
12:57No, no, no, not for me.
12:58No, no, no, not for me.
12:59I got one of the locals to carry me up in a chair.
13:02Some people get very upset with the young lord's behaviour.
13:05No, no, no, no, no, no!
13:07The folly of British boys has gained us the title golden asses all over Italy.
13:14Next week, the tour moves to Athens.
13:18Where the boys study Pythagoras and Lord Cecil is sick on the Parthenon.
13:29Yo, yo, yo! It's your boy, Ibn Battuta here.
13:33International traveller extraordinaire!
13:37Follow me as I go on the Hajj.
13:40That's an Islamic holy pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
13:43Next stop, Mecca.
13:45Boy!
13:50Yo! I'm in India!
13:52What?
13:53I did go to Mecca, but then I love travelling so much,
13:55I just kept on going.
13:56Oh, and guess what?
13:57The Sultan of India has only hired me as his ambassador.
14:01Best holiday ever!
14:05The Sultan of India is sending me to China.
14:07I can't wait!
14:08Bandits are coming! Run for your life!
14:12Me?
14:13Bandits incoming.
14:14Bandits incoming.
14:15I'm in a ditch hiding from the bandits.
14:17Worst holiday ever!
14:19He's hiding in the ditch!
14:21Probably shouldn't have shouted out.
14:22Worst holiday ever!
14:27It's your boy Battuta here.
14:29The bandits are keeping me prisoner in a cave.
14:31As caves go, it's a nice one, but...
14:33I'm okay!
14:35I think...
14:36A villager freed me!
14:38Yay!
14:39All I have to do is give him all my clothes!
14:41But, he let me keep my trousers.
14:43From now on, they are officially my lucky trousers!
14:46Yeah!
14:47Now!
14:48Onward to China!
14:49Yeah boy!
14:50And boy!
14:54So, on the way to China, I stopped off at Ceylon.
14:57Say what?
14:58Nothing but blue skies ahead for your boy Battuta!
15:02Best holiday ever!
15:06I'm sure that'll blow over.
15:07My ship got put in a storm.
15:11The others made a raft, but they said there was no room for your boy Battuta.
15:15So, you know, here I am on a sinking ship.
15:19Worst holiday ever!
15:21Ever!
15:30Rescue!
15:31The new ship and new friends!
15:34Battuta's luck's in, boy!
15:36Best holiday ever!
15:37Pirates are coming!
15:38Run for your lives!
15:39Oh, come on!
15:43The ship was robbed by pirates, and my clothes were stolen.
15:47Again.
15:48But, it's not all doom and gloom!
15:50I've still got my lucky trousers!
15:54And, I have travelled 75,000 miles.
15:57So, actually...
15:59Best holiday ever!
16:00Ever!
16:01Ever!
16:03What are we gonna do this summer?
16:04Probably nothing again.
16:07Not if I have anything to do with it!
16:09Who are you?
16:10Hi!
16:11I'm Thomas Cook, and I'm gonna give you the trip of a lifetime.
16:16Oh, she's gone.
16:17New Thomas Cook holidays!
16:20In the first holiday of its kind, I'm packaging together an incredible trip for the whole family!
16:26All the way from Leicester to Loughborough!
16:30Wait.
16:31Did you say Loughborough?
16:33Ooh!
16:34Loughborough!
16:35Uh, yeah.
16:37That's only 11 miles away.
16:38That's right!
16:39A whole 11 miles of luxury train travel!
16:43Whoa, whoa, whoa!
16:44So, we're going first class!
16:46Well...
16:47Second class?
16:48One carriage of holidaymakers will be going second class!
16:52The other nine will be going third class.
16:54Your very own seat!
16:55On a train!
16:56Probably!
16:57And this trip is all-inclusive, with food provided at our destination!
17:03Oh, that actually sounds quite good!
17:05What are we having?
17:06A cup of tea!
17:07And a ham sandwich!
17:08Hmm...
17:09So much for luxury!
17:11We'll be giving out free flags to wave, and there'll be a band plane to welcome you on your arrival!
17:20It's a dream getaway!
17:23It's a third-class train ticket!
17:25A ham sandwich and a cheap flag!
17:27Yeah, it doesn't really sound like a holiday.
17:29Look, there are no other package holidays.
17:31This is the first one, so it's literally just this, or stay at home.
17:35Sign me up!
17:36Yeah, me too!
17:37Aw, thanks, guys!
17:38Thomas Cook holidays!
17:40Where will your next adventure take you?
17:43To be honest, it's probably going to be Loughborough again next year, but...
17:48When I'm on holiday, I love a treat!
17:51That might be a trip to something like a theme park, or...
17:55Eating something tasty!
17:57Hello, you nice candy floss!
18:00And in my book, the bigger the better!
18:03In Victorian times, though, they had teeny tiny servings of ice cream
18:07called Penny Licks!
18:09Mmm!
18:10Ah!
18:11I dropped my candy floss in the bin!
18:12I'll go and get it!
18:14There!
18:15Oh!
18:16Bonus!
18:17I love toppings!
18:18Mmm!
18:20Just when you thought the British summertime couldn't get any better...
18:24Oh!
18:25Look over there!
18:26It's the ice cream cart!
18:27Yes!
18:28It's everyone's favourite Victorian summer treat!
18:30The Penny Lick!
18:31The refreshing instant snack that you can share with friends!
18:35One Penny Lick, please!
18:37Our taste sensations include...
18:39Lemon, strawberry, vanilla, and the saliva and germs of whoever had the glass last!
18:45Flavour?
18:46Err...
18:47Vanilla without the saliva and germs!
18:49They ain't optional!
18:50Right!
18:51And how much is a Penny Lick?
18:53You trying to be funny?
18:54The Penny Lick costs you just one penny!
18:56Well, yes, I suppose that is cheap!
18:58And a fairly high risk of infection!
19:00You do wash these glasses, don't you?
19:02Sometimes!
19:03I mean, if it's been properly licked clean, there's no need!
19:09Beautifully licked clean!
19:12You could eat your dinner off that!
19:14I love them!
19:15Because the cold gives me relief from the sores around my mouth!
19:19Pick a Penny Lick!
19:20They're quick!
19:21They're thick!
19:22And there's a chance they won't make you sick!
19:24One Penny Lick, please!
19:25And have one yourself!
19:26You're joking, ain't you?
19:29I'm not eating there!
19:36Madame, I present the most thrilling new experience in Paris!
19:40The first of its kind in the whole world!
19:42But it's just a wooden cart on a tiny train track!
19:45It is so much more than that!
19:47I'm sure that's fine!
19:48In years to come, people will travel the world and queue all day just to ride one of these!
19:54We call it...
19:55Les Montagnes Russes!
19:58After those huge ice slides that look like little mountains!
20:02Preciously!
20:05Of course, we don't have much ice here in Paris!
20:07That is why we use the tracks!
20:09So we are just in a box, opening down an hill very, very fast!
20:12Where is it?
20:13Outside!
20:14Shouldn't we wear some kind of safety strap to keep us from flying out if it stops suddenly?
20:20That sounds like a great idea!
20:22But it's a bit late right now!
20:23I'm sure the tracks will keep us going in the right direction!
20:28What happens if the wheels come up?
20:32I guess we're about to find out!
20:34The acceleration!
20:35The danger!
20:36It is so much fun!
20:37Woohoo!
20:38Woohoo!
20:39Woohoo!
20:40Why would anyone find danger fun?
20:42I don't know, madame!
20:44But the more interest people have on this ride, the more popular it becomes!
20:48I would like to get off now!
20:50I am going to do some of it!
20:52I'm afraid there is no way to stop the ride until we get to the bottom!
20:58Woohoo!
20:59Woohoo!
21:00Woohoo!
21:01Woohoo!
21:02Woohoo!
21:03Woohoo!
21:04That's if we do stop at the bottom!
21:06Just because the track stops doesn't mean we will!
21:09Woohoo!
21:10Woohoo!
21:11Go in if you want to go faster!
21:13Woohoo!
21:14Woohoo!
21:15Woohoo!
21:16Woohoo!
21:17Let's go again!
21:18I am going up!
21:20Oh!
21:21So, you go on roller coasters and eat ice creams on your holidays!
21:26I've got no idea what roller coasters and ice creams are!
21:29Or holidays!
21:31In medieval times we didn't have anything like that!
21:33Well, not exactly anyway!
21:35Bit more!
21:36Bit more!
21:37Bit more!
21:38Try and do it safely!
21:39Ah!
21:40Woohoo!
21:41Hello!
21:42We're just building a medieval church!
21:44It's hard work, isn't it Dave?
21:46Yeah!
21:47I'm shattered!
21:48Bit like my foot!
21:50But luckily, building medieval churches does mean you get a bit of time off now and again!
21:55But can you tell me why?
21:57Is it because A, we only work in the morning so we can pray in the afternoon?
22:01B, we get some of the holy saints feast days off or…
22:04C, no one can tell the time so we just finish when we want and pretend it's the end of the day!
22:09The answer is…
22:11B, we get some holy days off.
22:14In fact, that's where your word holidays comes from.
22:16Our holy days!
22:17Yeah, where are you going for your holy feast tomorrow Ted?
22:20Church!
22:21Same as everyone else!
22:22Come on!
22:23Well, we better finish building it then!
22:25Yeah!
22:26You're alright!
22:27Hey!
22:28Hi!
22:29Hi!
22:30Holiday time!
22:31I can't believe I am going to my first...
22:35...Fest Memorial!
22:36She is going to love it!
22:39The girls only festival right here in ancient Athens celebrating the fertility goddess Demeter!
22:45Woo!
22:46You are an absolute bottom 8 pooper brains for having not gone before!
22:50That's actually quite heartful!
22:51Oh no, babe!
22:52That's the pre-party bit of Thesmophoria where we all insult each other!
22:57You hairy smell bag!
22:58Do you have a butt like the Parthenon?
23:01Because it's big, old and smelly!
23:03Yay!
23:04Great Thesmophoria!
23:05It's old!
23:06It goes off!
23:07It goes off!
23:08It goes off!
23:09It goes off!
23:10It goes off!
23:11It goes off!
23:12It goes off!
23:13Oh, hello!
23:14Olivia!
23:15You look amazing!
23:16She knows about the pig guts, right?
23:17What?
23:18Girlies love guts!
23:19And then we mix their guts with dough!
23:21Hit the link for more easy breezy guts and dough recipes!
23:24And then we throw them all into a big pit!
23:26Yay!
23:27One woman gets chosen to be something called the baler and they have to kind of go into the
23:31pit and scooch around in all of the pig gut mush and then they scoop it all up and spread
23:36it on the altar!
23:38Congratulations!
23:39We thought it would be cool if you were the baler this year!
23:42You're so lucky, Olympia!
23:44Hashtag blast!
23:45She baled!
23:46Can you believe you got to be baler at your first Thesmaphoria?
23:50No!
23:51Honestly, you can't!
23:52Thesmaphoria gift time!
23:55Click below to buy our very own teleporter piggy collection!
23:58Perfect for you and your friends!
23:59You know, sometimes you just give each other the gifts instead of bothering with all the
24:03baler and somebody scooping around and all the pig gut mush stuff!
24:06Wait, what?
24:07What?
24:08So the gunk smooshing, that was all optional?
24:10You butt-brained bone-headed baboon-button-baws!
24:14Awkward.
24:15Actually, the insults are at the start of the festival!
24:18Yeah, that was actually quite powerful!
24:20Don't forget to like and subscribe!
24:24Pig guts?
24:25Now, that sounds like my kind of festival!
24:28Is it all you can eat?
24:30That's made me hungry now!
24:34Still, nothing beats my favourite kind of holiday!
24:37I do like to be beside the seaside!
24:40And we've got Queen Victoria to thank for helping make seaside holidays popular!
24:45But it was people like holiday camp pioneer Billy Buckling who really changed things!
24:51Thanks to him, seaside breaks became more affordable for everyone from queens to rats!
24:58Happy holidays!
25:00Go!
25:01Oh no, the beach was not traditionally where one would go
25:11And here in Bognayad this water's so cold
25:15But doctors said it helps to make your gout go, gout go
25:20It's cool to be by the sea, now it's cool to be by the sea
25:25I like to be by the sea and to take all my family
25:29I change in a bathing machine, I see the sea, but it can't see me
25:34Even a royal empress needs a staycation by the sea
25:37I'm promenading, while the kids are bark, kittens, spading
25:44Oh yeah, in the sea we're paddling and wading
25:48Na na na na, break by the ocean, break by the ocean
25:54Donkey rides baby
25:56Or building a sandcastle maybe, oh yeah
26:00Watch a Punch and Judy show daily
26:03Na na na na, break by the ocean, break by the ocean
26:09Seaside, factory workers sure like to be beside
26:18I thought for their week off I could provide
26:23A holiday with entertainment supplied, supplied
26:29Holiday camp by the sea, my holiday camp by the sea
26:33I called it Butlands cos I named it after me
26:37I'll do everything I can to make my campers all happy
26:41Catering for all their needs Obviously for a fee
26:47Candy floss baby
26:48Or a knobbly knee contest maybe, oh yeah
26:53Grandparents, mums, dads and their babies
26:56Everyone has fun by the ocean, break by the ocean
27:03It's cool to be by the sea, now it's cool to be by the sea
27:07Little have a wee, yeah yeah, when we came along
27:09It became a cool place to be
27:11It's cool to be by the sea, and it's all thanks to him and me
27:15Na na na na, break by the ocean, break by the ocean
27:19Shall we all go and get fish and chips?
27:22Yeah!
27:23Candy floss baby
27:29Shall we all go and get fish and chips?
27:33The past is no longer a mystery
27:41Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories
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