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00:00What was it you said?
00:30What did you say when we first moved in together?
00:32Christmas Eve calories don't count.
00:35You're very naughty.
00:39You still like my naughty side.
00:48Can I, um...
00:50No.
00:52No, it's not my place.
00:55No, go on.
00:56Listen, I know Carla's the one and everything and she's gorgeous and...
01:05Look, I know what you're going to say.
01:07Well, she's not exactly behaving brilliantly at the moment, is she?
01:11You know, and that's not a criticism.
01:12I know how you feel about her, Becky.
01:14There's absolutely no point in pretending otherwise.
01:16But maybe you could try and forget about her for a few days?
01:19Like, don't let her ruin the holidays?
01:20I've just got a little something.
01:24A little?
01:30That's lovely.
01:31Yeah, I've never forgotten how you like it.
01:33Never forgotten how you like a lot of things.
01:35Oh, it's lovely.
01:42I've got one a bit like it.
01:45I'm talking like a wear on like an old married couple.
01:48Tell you what, I was looking online the other day.
01:50You know that place that does ice skating in the grounds of that stately home?
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54You can sign up for this pass where you can...
01:57You can go every day if you like.
01:59Just thought I'd be out on Christmas side.
02:01Dylan, I don't think I can.
02:07Look, I'm going to Spain soon with my auntie and...
02:11I don't know when I'll be back.
02:15Right, I need to go and do this video call with Gillespie's sail.
02:18I didn't realise the time.
02:20Shall I see you back at the office?
02:21Yeah, I'll be about 20 minutes.
02:22I'm going to pop into the Rovers and have a quick word with Eva first, OK?
02:25Is that a euphemism?
02:27Is it a work thing?
02:28Kind of.
02:29I'll tell you about it later.
02:30Give me a kiss.
02:32Ah.
02:33Needy.
02:34You are asking for a slap.
02:35Hey, I'm going to get you struck off.
02:37Beat it.
02:38Hey, hi.
02:39Your euphemism just arrived.
02:42Take no notice of her.
02:45Nina, can I get a pack of mint tea for you, please?
02:47Yeah, sure.
02:47Take a seat.
02:49Is that all right?
02:50Yeah, of course, yeah.
02:51I've got a kettle in the house, no?
02:53Oh, Dan, I just needed five minutes away from the madness.
02:56I was actually going to pop in and have a word with you
02:58about what we spoke about yesterday.
03:00Yeah, thank you.
03:01For being my shoulder to cry on.
03:03I mean, you could do with a couple of sponges up there.
03:06Listen, I hope I'm not speaking out of school here,
03:08but I think what you're going through is
03:09you're grieving the loss of your baby.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah, I know.
03:14But I am a strong, independent woman by all accounts,
03:20and I have the right to choose.
03:21I exercise that right, so I should be fine about it.
03:28Listen, I had a client once
03:29who was forced into a termination by her husband,
03:32and her way of dealing with the grief
03:33was to write a letter to the baby that could have been,
03:36poured her emotions out on the page.
03:38Did it help?
03:39Apparently so, yeah.
03:40I'm not very good at writing letters.
03:45Might be worth a try for her.
03:52There she is.
03:54Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
03:57I just feel a bit weird.
04:00I think Dylan was hinting at us getting serious,
04:02but I said I was going to Spain, and...
04:06Oh, that's not good.
04:08Come here.
04:08Oh, what are we going to do with you, eh?
04:16We're going to put you in a bag and...
04:18Oh, no, hold on.
04:19Come here.
04:20Come on.
04:21Come on.
04:21Come on.
04:22All together.
04:23Ready?
04:25We're going to put you in a bag
04:27and shake you up.
04:31OK?
04:32Now, I'll tell you what,
04:33why don't you give me a hand with the mince pies
04:34and, um, just don't miss them up?
04:37Oh.
04:37What do you want me to do?
04:39Well, you take this pastry cutter
04:41and that's it.
04:44As many of those as you can.
04:48Nothing quite says Christmas
04:50like my first sexy snowball of the year.
04:53Mmm.
04:56No, it's not level, though.
04:57So has this got sentimental value, then, this picture?
05:01Yeah, it's me granddad's.
05:02Do you know, when he died,
05:03my auntie June said we could take whatever we wanted from the elves.
05:06I made a beeline for that.
05:08It's beautiful, isn't it?
05:09Well, what can I say?
05:12Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:14Don't turn it on till it's straight.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:17I'm going to spoil the illusion.
05:18Oh.
05:20No.
05:20It's still not straight.
05:23So you, uh, looking forward to Christmas, then?
05:25Toddington services?
05:27Hmm?
05:28Oh, yeah, that's fine.
05:29That's fine.
05:29Leave it there.
05:30Yeah, move away.
05:31No, no, don't touch it.
05:33God, you don't have cause a fuss.
05:34You do.
05:35Just leave it.
05:38Come and sit down.
05:40Oh, come.
05:42No, no, sit on the floor, please.
05:46Between my legs.
05:59I am looking forward to it.
06:01Actually.
06:02Once more with conviction, please, old B.
06:05No, I am.
06:06It's just...
06:07What, you've gone off me?
06:09Yeah, right.
06:11No, it just won't be the same without Mum.
06:14No.
06:15It'll be better.
06:18Sorry?
06:20You will be.
06:22If you keep rewriting history.
06:23Look, all you ever did when she was here was complain about her.
06:27It's a funny thing, isn't it?
06:29The minute that someone moves abroad, they become angelic.
06:34But let's be honest.
06:36That she was not.
06:41It's been nice being back at work.
06:43Back into the swing of things.
06:46Was it?
06:46And it'll be nice having a cosy little Christmas?
06:52Just the two of us.
06:54Hmm.
06:56You know,
06:58you're worried about being bored.
07:01Maybe I can do something about that.
07:03And we're going to need batteries for you-know-what.
07:16No, no, not like that.
07:17I charge that every week.
07:18No, for the kids' presents, duh.
07:21Oh, I spy a teenage boy looking for snacks.
07:24I'll have that go.
07:25I'll see you later.
07:25Okay, bye.
07:27Can I have some of these, sir?
07:28Yeah, of course you can.
07:29When there's some girlpins there, you want them.
07:31My lucky day.
07:31Do you think the girls are excited about tomorrow?
07:35Yeah, I think so.
07:36Cos I know we've had our ups and downs, you know,
07:38when Jamie trashed the place, but...
07:40Well, you did say you were going to get something for Mum
07:42from them for Christmas.
07:44I'm on it.
07:45Right, okay.
07:47Look what I've got.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50Get a load of that.
07:54Happy Christmas!
07:55Merry Christmas!
07:56Nice to see you.
07:58I love that sweater on you, Bethany.
08:01Oh, you can't beat a good Christmas, Nick.
08:04Mm!
08:06Oh, is everything all right there, Mother?
08:08Oh, I just wish Collar would answer an email for once in her life.
08:11Oh, come on.
08:12It is Christmas Eve and she's got holidays.
08:14Oh!
08:15Be careful where you put those huge hands of yours, Daniel.
08:19I never touched her.
08:22So, what, this Megan, she stayed over?
08:24Indeed she did.
08:25Aye, aye.
08:26And did the earth move?
08:27Mate, everything moved.
08:28I'll get that table, shall I?
08:30Yeah, I'll be over in a second.
08:33Hey!
08:34How are you?
08:35I'm all right, yeah.
08:36I, um, I wrote that letter.
08:38How was it?
08:39Yeah, I think it helped.
08:40I feel a bit lighter.
08:41Ah, I'm a miracle worker.
08:42Oh, Mrs is here.
08:44You do me a favour and hide this.
08:45It's got a present.
08:46Oh!
08:48Hiya.
08:48Hello.
08:51Hiya.
08:51Can I get you both a drink?
08:52Ooh, orange and lemonade, please.
08:54Adam?
08:54I'm OK, thank you.
08:55Yeah, I'm just going to chuck my bag in the back.
08:56Two ticks.
09:00Do you want your bag off?
09:00Yeah.
09:01All good.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:03Betsy.
09:04Safely ensconced in a pub in town with her mates.
09:07Mm.
09:10You OK?
09:12I'm just a bit tense.
09:15Come here.
09:18Come on.
09:18Oh, come on.
09:33Oh, wow.
09:35Those knots.
09:38Does that feel good?
09:41Well, I...
09:42Oh, come on.
09:43It's not weird.
09:44It's me.
09:45Becky.
09:46OK?
09:47Is that starting to feel better?
09:54Yeah?
09:55What?
09:56Yeah, I can feel that it is.
10:01Yeah.
10:03Yeah, it feels good.
10:07You need someone to take care of you.
10:10You've been through so much.
10:12We need to...
10:17Get rid of this negative energy.
10:21How?
10:31Come on, relax.
10:33Let me take care of you.
10:34Like a burial, it seems to be the best.
10:45No.
10:46You won't.
10:52Don't stop.
10:52And returning to myself is such a moment.
10:59She's never going to see it.
11:21She's never gonna see it.
11:23She doesn't know that, does she?
11:25Come on, who's it ready for?
11:27Come on!
11:29Merry Christmas to the one guy to get it!
11:31Mum! Mum!
11:33Mum! Mum!
11:35That was amazing.
11:37Years melted away.
11:41I nearly melted two.
11:51I never stopped loving you, you know.
11:55That's what you said.
11:57You could say it too.
12:02No.
12:03No, I know it's a lot.
12:07But, you know, we do need to think about,
12:09where do we go from here?
12:11I honestly don't know.
12:13We made vows.
12:15We had a kid together.
12:17You know, we built a whole life.
12:21I don't know about you,
12:23but I want it back.
12:25Baby steps.
12:26I'll take fetal steps if I have to.
12:30I've lost so much trust.
12:32I'm sorry.
12:33And I still love Carla too.
12:43Of course.
12:45Complicated Carla.
12:47I'm not being horrible, but which one of us is here?
12:51Carla was just a tourist.
12:55And it looks like...
12:57she heard the bell ring and finally...
13:01well...
13:03finally it was time for her to jump off the bus.
13:06Did you just liken me to a bus?
13:08a very beautiful one.
13:26To Alia.
13:27To my baby.
13:43I am so...
13:45I am so...
13:56Hey!
14:01Blimey, wrap those and win with your section, eh?
14:03More food?
14:04Well...
14:05Thereby hangs...
14:06a tail.
14:07You shouldn't be wasting all your money.
14:09I mean, we've still got leftover food.
14:10Can I finish what I'm saying, please?
14:11Sorry.
14:13Look.
14:14I know you were disappointed about having the smallest Christmas on record without galumping Arlene.
14:27Was I?
14:28So...
14:29I...
14:30I...
14:31have invited some people over for Christmas Day.
14:33Who?
14:34Well...
14:35There's...
14:36Billy...
14:37and Summer.
14:40George and Christina.
14:42And er...
14:43and Glenda.
14:45And they're all excited.
14:47Right.
14:48Ask me why they're all excited.
14:50Hmm?
14:51Because?
14:52Because you're doing the cooking.
14:55That's brilliant, isn't it?
15:02Right.
15:03I've got...
15:04five more bags of shopping outside.
15:06Do you want to pop outside and get them before someone nicks them?
15:08Hmm?
15:11Come on.
15:12Hurry up.
15:20Do you think you should call it a night, James?
15:22Sweet's free.
15:23Fancy bouncing on full poster.
15:25I'm working, pal.
15:27And I think you should go home.
15:28You've had a fair few.
15:29Oh, I can't keep up with you.
15:31Last night you wanted to meet up,
15:32and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:35And you know what?
15:36Forget it.
15:37There's nothing to forget.
15:38Oh, really?
15:39Isn't there?
15:40Go home, James.
15:41You're like an air con unit.
15:42I'm...
15:43really not.
15:44Blow hot, blow cold.
15:45That's such a bad analogy.
15:46James, go home.
15:48Is this cos I couldn't see you last night?
15:51Oh, you know what?
15:52I'm done.
15:53For good.
15:54I mean it.
15:55I'm sure you do.
15:57I wonder what Abby's gonna think
15:59when I tell you your grubby little secret.
16:01No-one's safe around you.
16:03There's no need for empty threats.
16:05I feel sorry for Santa when he comes down your chimney.
16:08Just be stood there in your undies, giving him the eye.
16:10Jealous?
16:11God help the reindeer, too.
16:13Get your hands off me.
16:14I'm sorry.
16:15Okay?
16:16My mum died yesterday.
16:17I'm sorry.
16:18And I've not taken it too well.
16:20And last night I got a little tipsy and needed a distraction.
16:26Right.
16:27Probably just as well as I didn't get it.
16:28I'm not exactly in a great place at the minute.
16:29You're so full of secrets, girl.
16:30And secrets have a habit of coming out.
16:31I just wish you would, too.
16:32I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it on my own side.
16:34It's impossible.
16:35Thank you, you were in great place.
16:36You're so full of secrets, girl.
16:37And secrets have a habit of coming out.
16:38I just wish you would, too.
16:39What's your role?
16:40I'm sorry.
16:41Yeah?
16:42Oh, I'm sorry, you're so sorry.
16:43You're not along with me, you're so sorry.
16:44I'm sorry.
16:45I'm sorry.
16:46I'm sorry.
16:47I'm sorry.
16:48I'm sorry, you're still part of my phone.
16:49I'm sorry, you're all right.
16:50I'm sorry, that's bad.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:52I'm sorry, you're all right.
16:54I'm sorry.
16:55I'm there.
16:56I'm sorry?
16:57You made a little bit of magic today, Brodie
17:04Don't know about that
17:05Well, we all know that your mum was never going to see that sign
17:08But as long as Shanice thinks she did
17:10Yeah, that's the important thing, I know
17:12Hello?
17:18Mum?
17:19Joanie, it's Mum!
17:21What?
17:24I hope she pretends she saw the sign
17:26Brodie
17:28Mum?
17:31She saw you sign, Shanice
17:32So I asked Glenda over for her dinner tomorrow
17:36And the cheeky article is going over to Todd and Theo's
17:40Lucky thing
17:41I do love a gay Christmas
17:43Anyway, Lauren is coming over
17:46And she's going to bring wee Frankie with her
17:49Aren't babies just the greatest thing to celebrate?
17:53Don't you agree, Eva?
17:55What's that?
17:56Babies
17:56Aren't they great?
17:58Yeah, lovely
17:59Of course you agree
18:01You're baby mad, you
18:02Adam, Alia
18:04Would you like to come over for your dinner tomorrow?
18:06The more the merrier
18:07Oh, we were just going to have a quiet one
18:09Well, if someone's offering to cook
18:11Do you know, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep you away
18:14It's like something's a magnet to you here
18:17Am I right?
18:18Eh, we'll go that far?
18:19Well, that's settled then
18:20I want this place packed to the rafters
18:22I'm just popping to the loo
18:24When nature calls
18:25She's not pregnant, is she?
18:29No
18:29Oh, no, I'm not saying she looks it or anything
18:32But it's just she went to the loo
18:34And I was still thinking about wee Frankie
18:37Your baby's on the brain today
18:38I know
18:39I can't think why
18:40What's that side of you, I suppose?
18:42Yes
18:42With baby Jesus in the manger
18:45With his little booties and whatnot
18:47Swaddling bands
18:48Oh, I'll give you swaddling bands
18:51Listen, while Alia is in the way
18:53Here
18:56How come you want a lorry load at Christmas, ma?
18:59Because, Benjamin, my darling
19:01This is my stage
19:03I am a diva
19:04And a diva needs her audience
19:06You're mad
19:07So, fasten your seatbelts
19:10I intend to put on quite a shell
19:13Hey, Carla, it's me
19:30So, it's Christmas Eve, babe
19:34And I can't stop thinking about you
19:40I want you
19:42I want you back in my life
19:45And I'm gonna do whatever it takes
19:48To get you back
19:49It's you
19:53And it'll only ever be you
19:57I love you
20:00Merry Christmas
20:08Go on
20:14Go on, Carla
20:18Send one back
20:19Go on, Carla
20:20Send one back
20:21I don't know.
20:51Get back in the closet, Carla.
20:57Oh, my God.
21:27Oh, my God.
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