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00:00you can't treat people like this do unto others as you'd have done unto you the golden rule
00:17ain't much stage clean up here volta you'll see i may end up looking like you i'll never be like
00:26you these are buds buds a well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives for my own
00:35assistant training program what are you doing thawing everyone plans are hard chaos though
00:42chaos is easy this is hank mcclain
00:47boarding for duty sir trying to pick up where you all left off
00:54miniaturization i'm going to complete the work you started
00:59when this is all over you will be begging me to help you
01:0534 000 people lived here after the war you never heard of the new california republic
01:11shady sands your father burned that city to the ground
01:17i did what was necessary to save our people
01:21i wonder if anyone survived
01:24i did i met someone
01:28there's nowhere safe max and there's no leaving
01:32we'll see
01:33is that a fusion core you don't see those around much anymore do you
01:41cold fusion
01:44what do you suppose your brotherhood would do with infinite power
01:49is that their leader you killed her no dain all hail maximus that shall be night hereafter
02:00together we will take power and with it we will start a new brotherhood with me as its head
02:10and you as its sword
02:13your entire life you've been looking for a home
02:18build one with me
02:21is that a new relational one with which i think is not a new master
02:30called the truth necessary to meet the гоég
02:37now
02:38wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow loser
02:46wow wow wow wow pow wow wow gì
02:50See the pyramids along the Nile
02:59Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
03:05Just remember, darling, all the while
03:12You belong to me
03:17See the marketplace in old Algiers
03:25Send me photographs and souvenirs
03:31Just remember when a dream appears
03:38You belong to me
03:42No trace of rats. Incredible.
03:44Hey, oh babe, there's even more clean water
03:49Down there than we thought.
03:50I mean, no one will ever have to worry
03:53About rationing it again.
03:55We can grow more crops.
03:57We can have another kid.
03:58As soon as you figure out how to push
04:00A baby out of your own ass
04:01Ah
04:01Home again
04:04You belong
04:08To me
04:11Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
04:13For a nuclear winter
04:14Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
04:19For a nuclear winter
04:20Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
04:25I'll put it in the tent over there
04:41One day you might be as good as me
04:42No, I'm better than you
04:44I don't know about that
04:45Come on, let's go see what the caravan runs
04:48Yeah, I don't know
04:50Stay cool, buddy
04:53Excuse me
04:54Hey
04:55Excuse me
04:56Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
04:57For a nuclear winter
04:58Somebody call the doc?
04:59He's on his way
05:00Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
05:02For a nuclear winter
05:03Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
05:07For a nuclear winter
05:08Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
05:09For a nuclear winter
05:10Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish
05:12For a nuclear winter
05:13Help
05:14Help
05:15Help
05:18Everyone run!
05:37Run!
05:39Go home.
05:44Go to your mom!
05:45Go!
05:47Go!
05:49Go!
06:03Okay.
06:04Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:06All right.
06:07Okay.
06:08Be calm down.
06:11Get him over!
06:15Get him over!
06:16There it is.
06:18Okay.
06:24Okay.
06:32Go! Go!
06:34Go!
06:36Hey, go get your kid.
06:42Oh, God!
06:44That's okay. Come here.
06:46That's okay. Come here.
06:48That's okay.
06:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:56Come here.
06:58Okay.
07:00Okay, son.
07:02I'm scared. Now, listen.
07:04I need you to stay in here, okay?
07:06Somebody's gonna come get you out,
07:08but until then...
07:14I need you to eat and drink very slowly, okay?
07:18Don't be scared.
07:20It's safe in there.
07:22Okay. Come here.
07:24You are a good boy,
07:26and one day,
07:28you will be a good man.
07:30Come on, let's get in here.
07:32Come on, let's get in here.
07:34Now, listen.
07:36It can be tough out there,
07:38but as long as we leave it,
07:40a little bit better than we found it.
07:44We did okay.
07:46leave.
07:47No.
07:48No!
07:57No!
07:58No.
08:00No!
08:01No!
08:02I should get in, bud!
08:03Okay, we did good.
08:04Erase it.
08:05Hey.
08:06Dad?
08:36Yeah.
08:38Come read to me.
08:45Okey-dokey.
08:51All right, what book shall we read, Lucy?
08:53Ah, The Wind in the Willows.
08:56When's Mom coming back?
09:06The Wind in the Willows
09:36Let's go.
10:06That's what we came for?
10:27Doesn't matter.
10:30Pack it up and report to the Verdeberg.
12:37Good.
12:38Got power.
12:49You encounter much resistance.
12:52Abominations.
12:54Nothing we could handle.
12:56Good.
12:56What is it?
13:05The key to our new home.
13:08Brotherhood has become scattered, broken into dozens of rival chapters, but now we have
13:23the strength to unify them under one banner here with the mightiest arsenal in history at
13:32our disposal.
14:02I don't know.
14:32I don't know.
15:02I don't know.
15:04I don't know.
15:06I don't know.
15:08I don't know.
15:10My son.
15:12My son.
15:14My son.
15:16My son.
15:18My son.
15:20My son.
15:22My son.
15:24My son.
15:26My son.
15:40Water.
15:42Were you always this rude?
15:48I'm guessing not.
15:52Look, your family may very well still be out there.
15:55I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible,
15:57but one thing I wouldn't count on is them appreciating the kind of person you've become.
16:03I mean, you want them to like you, right?
16:12I'm just saying a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
16:16Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it, if you're interested.
16:19Nope.
16:20And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.
16:24All right, all right.
16:29Help!
16:36Somebody help!
16:38I think it's coming from inside.
16:42Empathy's like mud.
16:44You lose your boots in that stuff.
16:47Well, I'm not just going to let someone die while I listen to him scream.
16:52Bolt's been screaming for 200 fucking years.
16:56Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop?
17:00You want to know what I was like before the war?
17:03I was just like you.
17:06Stupid.
17:07Stupid.
17:12Help!
17:16Help!
17:30Help!
17:31Waste of time.
17:34Doing the right thing is never a waste of time.
17:37Help!
17:38Help!
17:56Help!
18:03Help!
18:06Help!
18:09Help!
18:16We need this!
18:18What happened here?
18:20Tunics.
18:24You're awful far west, ain't you?
18:28I ignore him.
18:29I got one stimpight left, okay?
18:31Well, that would be a profound misallocation of resources.
18:35Folks in them outfits don't deserve saving.
18:40Here.
18:46Another one.
18:51Let me help you up there, cowboy.
18:53No!
19:03What you did lead us to Dunn.
19:05No!
19:06No!
19:07Not her, too!
19:08No!
19:11No!
19:12Not her, too!
19:16Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23What is that?
19:53They're back.
20:19They're back.
20:49I don't know.
21:19I don't know.
21:49I don't know.
22:19I don't know.
22:21I only have one.
22:28Please.
22:29Give it to me.
22:30I...
22:31Please.
22:33Give it to me.
22:36Fuck you.
22:41She'll die without it.
22:43You won't.
22:49You're welcome.
22:50We'll get you home to your people, okay?
22:54Golden rule, motherfucker.
22:58That rule is for people.
23:05You're disgusting.
23:07Cruel.
23:08I am nothing like you.
23:11Come on.
23:17Which is why when I get her home, I'll come back for you.
23:20Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions.
23:25Please.
23:34I wouldn't worry about him.
23:36He's very durable.
23:37He'll be...
23:38He'll be fine.
23:39I wasn't worried about him.
23:41That's fair.
23:42You, that's fair.
23:44Too hot.
23:45Too hot.
23:47You, yeah, I mean...
23:48Uh...
23:49Two, two, three.
23:51The end!
23:52After a break, Father's save me.
23:53Huh?
23:54You know?
23:55Oh, fiveren!
23:56Are you wise to meet his wife?
23:57Two, four?
23:59Two...
24:00Half-n Sang.
24:01I don't know.
24:31I don't know.
25:02There's been a change of plan.
25:04Should I be able to see by now?
25:07Relax, Claudia.
25:08There's been a change of plans, obviously.
25:09Jeez.
25:11Is she good?
25:15I'm okay.
25:16Everyone, if I can just try and explain.
25:19If they thought everyone at once,
25:21that must mean it's Reclamation Day.
25:22Oh, about that.
25:27It's been 200 years since you were frozen.
25:30It is Reclamation Day.
25:32Oh.
25:33But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh, uh...
25:42Bud Askins is dead.
25:49What?
25:49Oh, no.
25:52So if we could just try and remain calm.
25:55We need to figure out a way to get out of here.
25:58Together.
25:59Get out of here?
26:00Wait, wait, wait.
26:01You're saying we're trapped?
26:02Is there someone else that we can speak to about this?
26:09Please.
26:10Please, ma'am.
26:12What are we going to do?
26:12Oh.
26:12I can't believe this.
26:16Jake's going to eat.
26:18Um, you just try and stay focused.
26:21Um, someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit?
26:25We're all going to die.
26:26We're all going to die.
26:27We're all going to die.
26:55We're all going to die.
27:25We're all going to die.
27:55We're all going to die.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:55Oh, my God.
29:25Oh, my God.
29:55Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:54Oh, my God.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:00Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:16Oh, my God.
31:24Oh, my God.
31:26Oh, my God.
31:28Everything will do with it.
31:30Nothing good.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:42Oh, my God.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:46Oh, my God.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:52Oh, my God.
31:54Oh, my God.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00In order to make a big problem something you can handle,
32:04you gotta make it small.
32:07So we start by bettering ourselves.
32:09And you can do that in all sorts of ways, you know?
32:12Self-discipline, generosity, valor.
32:17And not smelling really bad.
32:23Dismissed.
32:30It's always gonna get dirty again.
32:48Better to polish dirty steel and have it stay clean.
32:53Used to put the Codex to each other as a joke.
32:56But I've seen what it's like out there.
32:58The Brotherhood is as good as it gets.
33:00I'm just trying to make it better.
33:02It couldn't have been all bad out there. You met that girl.
33:12She left.
33:13And maybe she's still out there.
33:15I have duties here.
33:21Listen, I've read the comms.
33:23Quintus called for this meeting, but he didn't tell the Commonwealth.
33:28He's breaking chain of command.
33:30Max, the Commonwealth isn't going to let him seize power without a war.
33:36Is that what you want?
33:38Is that what you want?
33:41You said it yourself.
33:42There's nowhere safe out there.
33:44Not as long as there's people out there who would...
33:49If the Brotherhood can keep history from repeating itself...
33:54Then my job is to help them do that.
33:56The Brotherhood can't do that.
34:16Welcome to all who've traveled from afar
34:44for this most auspicious meeting from the Grand Canyon,
34:50from Yosemite, from Coronado.
34:55It's been decades since we gathered
34:58to renew our shared and noble purpose.
35:03Thanks to the efforts of the Knights of our chapter,
35:06the axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood.
35:10Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus?
35:14We should be here.
35:15And if they were here, what would happen, hmm?
35:19They would take the relic and give us nothing in return.
35:24Does that seem fair to you?
35:26No.
35:27That's taxation without representation.
35:30It's un-American.
35:32But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war.
35:35With the Commonwealth.
35:36Ha!
35:37They kick our fucking asses.
35:39Not if we stand together.
35:42With the power of the Cold-Fusion Diode.
35:45We can power airmen.
35:48Armor.
35:50We can't defeat the Commonwealth.
35:53United under a common banner.
35:56Your banner.
35:57Ha!
35:58Ha!
35:58Hey!
35:59Ha!
35:59Ha!
36:00Ha!
36:01Ha!
36:01Ha!
36:02Ha!
36:02Ha!
36:03Ha!
36:03Ha!
36:04Ha!
36:05Ha!
36:05Ha!
36:06Ha!
36:06Ha!
36:07Ha!
36:07Ha!
36:08Ha!
36:08Ha!
36:10The chapters have grown apart over the years.
36:13And mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Where we come from, women don't get to talk.
36:19Cunt.
36:20Ha!
36:21Ha!
36:22Ha!
36:23Keep talking and I'll carve you one.
36:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
36:27Look, the Commonwealth pretty much lets the canyon rule itself.
36:31So, as far as we're concerned, everyone else, don't fuck themselves.
36:35Especially you.
36:36You just like that they let you fuck robots.
36:38That was one squire, and he was well within his rights.
36:41Unbelievable.
36:42I've got resources coming here, and I'm not doing anything with that gap.
36:45Hey, don't you come back.
36:46I'm the one up.
36:52Yes.
36:55We have our differences.
36:57But there is something we all agree on.
37:07Power.
37:12How many of those can you make?
37:19More than all of human history could ever consume.
37:27The Codex does say that violence against a fellow brother is forbidden.
37:32But I suppose the Codex is open to interpretation.
37:44Yeah, that.
37:46Fuck the Commonwealth.
37:49Then it's decided.
37:51Let's drink to it.
37:55Bottom's up.
37:56Bottom's up.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Fuck the Commonwealth.
38:15I like your outfit.
38:16Gracias.
38:17You speak Latin?
38:19Good for you.
38:20I'm a schoolteacher myself, so education is very important to me.
38:24You're a kindly profligate.
38:28I'm headed to Las Vegas.
38:33You shouldn't.
38:35Oh, I have to.
38:36I'm looking for someone.
38:37You should go home.
38:39I wouldn't want to see you get raped by the wrong people.
38:44I will bear that in mind.
38:46I can't see you get married.
38:49I'm a self-career.
38:50I can't see you get married.
38:52I have to.
38:53I have to.
38:54I can't see you get married.
38:56I'm a fiancé, but I have to.
38:58I have to.
38:59I have to.
39:04Good to.
39:07Hello?
39:08This is not what I signed up for.
39:17I want to go back.
39:19How do I turn my cryo taper back on?
39:21That's not how it works.
39:22If you could just listen to me.
39:25Listen to me!
39:28Who even are you?
39:30Seriously.
39:31I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering.
39:40Part of a race of supermanagers.
39:43And all of you have been selected to be my staff.
39:47You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident?
39:51You think Bud Askins made mistakes?
39:54Never.
39:56No chance.
39:57Well...
39:58Oh my God, Claudia, we're trying to have a conversation here.
40:00Now she may have a point.
40:03I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish.
40:07But look at where we are.
40:10We're standing in the product of his life's work.
40:13We are in his life's work.
40:16That's to count for something.
40:21This is Bud's final test.
40:25If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here,
40:28we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on Vault-Tec's corporate strategy.
40:35Together.
40:37And those of you who work quickly,
40:40and as a team,
40:41will receive these merit dots.
40:43Ooh.
40:45Merit dots?
40:46Oh.
40:48Wait.
40:49I took notes at a meeting with the company that installed ventilation.
40:52Dibs on ventilation.
40:53Oh, the fire suppression system.
40:55Maybe we can get some water from there.
40:57Maybe we can throw underground and make a tunnel.
41:00I'll have you over some time,
41:02and we can get more rides into the floor,
41:03and we will pass it to the sky,
41:05and we'll have it to come down.
41:06No.
41:07No.
41:08No.
41:09No.
41:10No.
41:11No.
41:12No.
41:13No.
41:14No.
41:15No.
41:16No.
41:17No.
41:18No.
41:19No.
41:20No.
41:21No.
41:22No.
41:23No.
41:24Vision still a little fuzzy?
41:44Well, you know what they say.
41:48Have a glass of champagne.
41:50Who are you?
41:50My name is Henry McClain.
41:55Henry.
41:56I prefer Hank.
41:57Hank.
41:59Is it Reclamation Day?
42:04Yes, it is Reclamation Day, just not quite the way we thought it would be.
42:09I've been running an experiment here, and it's not going well.
42:14The mice are so small, they're tiny.
42:17It's a very fiddly business.
42:21Okay.
42:22I think there's been some sort of mistake.
42:25I signed up for the Voltec Premium Elite Plus.
42:29Did you read the fine print?
42:31Yes.
42:33Well, I didn't.
42:35I prefer the classics.
42:36So much has changed since you went under.
42:43But it's what stayed the same that concerns me.
42:47Old habits, I guess.
42:50But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the cakes.
42:55I noticed on your file that you had a family, but you only bought a ticket for one.
43:08I don't know.
43:09It was expensive.
43:11You can't put a price on family, Steve.
43:14We were very clear about that in the advertisements.
43:17Family is the first building block of civilization.
43:20What are you doing?
43:24I'm improving a piece of outdated technology.
43:32Civilization.
43:33It hasn't worked out so far.
43:36But if at first you don't succeed...
43:38Try, try again.
44:08Hello?
44:13Hello?
44:38I realize we all have our cultural differences, but just so you know, I am nice.
44:48You've got to accentuate the positive, eat a limb.
45:05Monate the negative and latch on.
45:09Do the affirmative.
45:10Don't mess with Mr. Inbetween.
45:13You've got to spread joy up to the maximum, bring gloom down to the minimum, have faith a pandemonium liable to walk upon the sea to illustrate my last remark, Jonah and...
45:34I found a ladder!
45:38Leave the way, boss.
46:08Don't mess with me.
49:08I did that.
49:09Bet I could mash you.
49:12Probably.
49:13All right, let me get my armor.
49:29No armor.
49:31Bareback.
50:03No!
50:04No!
50:06No!
50:09Oh, my God.
50:39Oh, my God.
51:09Oh, my God.
51:39Oh, my God.
52:09Sorry to interrupt, Paladin Harkness, liaison from the Commonwealth.
52:31I understand we're discussing a civil war.
52:38I must not have gotten my invitation.
52:44And yet here you are.
52:45Welcome.
52:49Welcome.
52:50Come on, everybody.
53:06Clap your hands.
53:07Oh, you're looking good.
53:09I'm going to sing my song.
53:11It won't take long.
53:13We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:16Come on, let's twist again.
53:19Like we did last summer.
53:21Yeah.
53:22Let's twist again.
53:24Like we did last year.
53:27Do you remember when things were really hunkin'?
53:33Yeah.
53:34Let's twist again.
53:36Twist the time is here.
53:39Eat up.
53:40Round and round and up and down we go again.
53:44Oh, baby.
53:45Oh, baby.
53:46Make me know you love me so and then twist again.
53:53Like we did last summer.
53:56Come on, let's twist again.
53:59Like we did last year.
54:01Do you remember when things were really hunkin'?
54:06Come on, let's twist again.
54:10Twist the time is here.
54:13Bop, bop.
54:14Come on, let's twist again.
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