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00:00A
00:11Nuclear event would be a tragedy
00:13But also an opportunity
00:15Mr. Howard, huge fan
00:17I'm Henry, but everyone calls me Hank
00:20If the American government needs a hand in settling our more international disputes
00:27Will they know who to call?
00:29Are you familiar with Robert House?
00:32Are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America?
00:36Not spy on him
00:38Your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell cold fusion to Robert House
00:43When the bombs drop
00:45It'll be Robert House
00:47That presses the button
00:54I'm in Vegas these days
00:56Back in your old stomping grounds
00:59I'm trying to pick up where you all left off
01:03When this is all over
01:04You will be begging me to help you
01:08I was Bud's personal assistant
01:10Future Enterprise
01:12Ventures
01:14The whole plan for Vaults 32 and 33
01:18Phase 2 was very important to the experiment
01:21I know you think you're being helpful
01:26Shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
01:28Fuck!
01:30I'm not going to apologize for not murdering people
01:32My name is Diane Welch
01:35Congresswoman for the District of Glendale
01:38I don't think America can afford any more corporate influence in Washington
01:44I take it you're not a vet
01:47Till next time Mr. Howard
01:54Not any cigarettes?
01:55I'd like to try one
01:56One addiction at a time
01:58Before we start there's a small matter of my fee
02:05Sujin Corps?
02:06You don't see those around much anymore do you?
02:08I won't do you
02:33Okie dokie
02:38I don't think I should've done this
02:39No
02:40It's time that you want to do this
02:41I don't think you're my one
02:42I don't think you're my one
02:44No
02:45No
02:46No
02:47My
02:48No
02:49My
02:50My
02:51My
02:52My
02:53My
02:55My
02:56My
02:57My
02:58My
03:01My
03:02My
03:03My
03:04My
03:05My
03:06My
03:07My
03:08I defer to you about what to do in this situation.
03:26Run.
03:34Do you have any more drugs?
03:35I really think I need some more drugs.
03:36Do you have any more?
03:36Drugs?
03:37No, I need any more drugs.
03:39Okay, then, which weapon was you recommended?
03:42Got a rocket launcher in that bag?
03:43Okay.
03:43Good luck.
03:44I got a rocket launcher.
03:47Give me your luck.
03:48No, I really can't do it.
03:50No, I'm going to help.
03:52Come on.
03:52I'm sorry.
03:53We're going to run into all of them.
03:54I'm going to run into all of them.
03:55I'm going to run into all of them.
03:56I'm going to run into all of them.
03:57Come on!
04:27Well, this is Vegas, huh?
04:40Yep.
04:42And those surprisingly smelly lizard monster bull things?
04:49Have they always been here?
04:52Nope.
04:55Okay.
05:00I'd ask why my dad ran into a den of giant monsters, but he'd probably just tell me to shut the fudge up.
05:10Before the war, there was a plan for a special vault, a vault for management.
05:22That's where my wife is, where my daughter is, too.
05:27You ever found it?
05:30Oh, no, I found one in California.
05:35It was empty.
05:37Found another one in Oregon.
05:40It was empty, too.
05:43Turns out there's more than a few special vaults for management sprinkled across the wasteland.
05:49All of them empty.
05:52But I've never found one in Vegas.
05:58So you think if my dad's in there, maybe your wife and daughter are, too?
06:04Uh-huh.
06:08And now they're surrounded by these fucking things.
06:12I think we should just go in there and get them.
06:19You can't just waltz past a pack of death claws.
06:22They're called death claws.
06:26Look, I know it's not an ideal situation, but...
06:32Yes?
06:33Oh, uh, I'm okay.
06:34Thank you so much.
06:35But nothing is up here, right?
06:37Now, I'll admit, I am in an altered mental state, but I think we should just shoot these monsters in the face.
06:42And frankly, whatever we do, we need to do it quickly, because I ain't very much out of drugs.
06:49Take this.
06:50There's a general store over there called Sonny's, after some called a dick doll.
06:55They'll clean out all that shit you got running through your pants.
06:58Hey, maybe they'll have something to take down one of those lizards.
07:00I wouldn't bet on them.
07:05Where are you going?
07:07Get fucked up!
07:25Whiskey.
07:37The bottle.
07:39Guess you saw them death claw things come up from Quarry Junction.
07:55They farting around the strip.
07:57Big whoop.
07:58Just another fucking round of changing management, that's all it is.
08:02Like one of them merry-go-rounds.
08:03NCR legion.
08:04NCR legion.
08:05Fucking robots.
08:06No matter to me.
08:08Always somebody trying to tell us what to do.
08:10As long as they don't come around and charge me taxes, I don't give a fuck.
08:17Don't try to charge me taxes, Eliza.
08:19I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
08:20Stop.
08:21Talking.
08:22Talking.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25Don't try to charge me taxes, Eliza.
08:26I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
08:27Stop.
08:28Talking.
08:29Not court-
08:30No.
08:31No, it's a
08:35.
08:36It's a
08:39hang2
08:41No.
08:47If.
10:23I'm going to call my agents.
10:25All right.
10:26I'm glad you chose to do the right thing.
10:49Is that what you call killing a man?
10:53Check the coin return.
10:56If Robert House gets cold fusion, Paul Tech gets the bombs, this is the only way to stop
11:03it.
11:03Is this what I think it is?
11:06You're a soldier.
11:07You've killed before.
11:09In uniform.
11:12Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better.
11:14I'm giving you the opportunity to save countless lives in exchange for one.
11:21I think in this case, the ends justify the means.
11:24You know, people have been saying shit like that for years.
11:32I'll tell you what.
11:39I'll stop the exchange.
11:41I'll get your cold fusion back.
11:43But I'm not going to kill a man to do it.
11:47I know I'd go from rags to riches
12:04If you would only say you care
12:11And you know my bottle may be empty
12:17I'd be a millionaire there
12:23My clothes may still be torn and tattered
12:30But in my heart I'd be a king
12:36There's a Vault-Tec hotel?
12:40Your ad campaign has been an enormous success.
12:42Yes.
12:47It's everything
12:49Crazy world.
12:54Ah, yeah.
12:55I'm a big fan.
12:56I wouldn't be allowed to unilaterally dictate American policy
13:02I deserve to be a part of this conversation
13:05I'm a United States congresswoman
13:09Oh
13:18Hey here
13:20I'm really sorry about that
13:21It's fine. Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations.
13:28Cool?
13:35Keep at it.
13:51Oh, I, uh, I need to talk to those reps from rock, though. Here to join.
14:04What do you think? I'm gonna get a couple of drinks. Can you get any?
14:09I'm gonna get a couple of drinks.
14:11Yeah, I'm gonna get some drinks.
14:13I'm gonna get some drinks.
14:15I'm gonna get some drinks.
14:17Not at us.
14:20No one should be running for business.
14:23Amen.
14:24I'm gonna get some drinks.
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh!
14:46Oh...
14:47使y.
14:48G BERNIE
14:49Oskar
14:58Iswe.
14:59The house.
15:00There he is, lil'
15:02It's..
15:06Mr. House would like to see you.
15:36Mr. Well, howdy, Martin.
15:56Howdy.
15:57Right this way.
15:59Hello.
16:18I'm Robert Howells.
16:20From the fucking toilet?
16:24I apologize.
16:25I was just very eager to meet you.
16:29Now, I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.
16:37Did you not?
16:40I was just very eager to watch and go outside.
16:43And you weren't any beautiful.
16:45Now, I'm not using a silverware in your book.
16:46I love you, Martin.
16:49I'm not using a silverware.
16:50But I say this one, I'm not using the silverware.
16:52I guess so.
16:53I said this line is about to do.
16:54You, Martin.
16:55Don't do this line is about to let me stop.
16:56Let me stop.
16:57What is it?
16:58You can do not.
16:59I see this line is about to do.
17:00I see it and it's about to do.
17:01It's about to do.
17:03You can do.
17:04You can do.
17:05You can do it.
17:06let a gentleman see how nice a dame you can be i know the way you've treated other guys
17:14you've been with luck be a lady with me a lady doesn't leave her escort it isn't fair it isn't
17:26let's keep the party polite let's get lucky shall we
17:56hello gorgeous how i've missed you
18:12i'll admit you'd be disappointed in how i've behaved since we've been apart
18:17but you can't begrudge a man for filling the void can you
18:21fully integrated security technotronic officer active and reporting for duty that makes two of us
18:35oh a lucky loo eh go watch from behind a shrub or something like a civilized pervert
18:42now where were we
18:51so
19:00so
19:02so
19:12How would you like to forget everything you've
19:42ever known?
19:44Everyone you've ever known.
19:47Your language and motor skills will remain intact.
19:52Every choice you've made, every moment you've cherished
19:57will be completely and utterly removed from your memory.
20:02Please, yes.
20:12Oh, good gracious!
20:30Oh, good gracious!
20:34Oh!
20:39No, no, no!
20:42No!
20:42No!
21:00Let's begin.
21:30Let's begin.
22:00Ew, it's so dirty in here.
22:15It's like walking on garbage.
22:18One of these guys must be the janitor.
22:30Guys?
22:40Hey, look.
22:42It's Janice.
22:44Oh, still at her desk.
22:46She always was a kiss-ass.
22:47Yeah.
22:47I need to craft a weapon.
22:58We should get out of here.
23:01This is my squat.
23:05It's our squat.
23:07They know what I mean.
23:08Well, I'll be more vault dwellers.
23:16What do you mean, more vault dwellers?
23:23Can I ask you a question?
23:26Mm-hmm.
23:27What is making that noise in the elevator?
23:33Roach Farm.
23:38How big are they?
23:40Not big enough to market yet.
23:43But they'll get there.
23:44So you met my sister?
23:53Yeah.
23:53Back in Philly.
23:56Before the Brotherhood of Steel burnt it down.
23:58Had her help a fella from the Enclave
24:01get through the shithole
24:02to some folks from the NCR
24:04who weren't in town
24:05when Shady Sands blew up.
24:08Pretty slim odds.
24:10What would it be in con country?
24:15What?
24:16Hmm?
24:17I don't understand what any of that means.
24:20Oh, I'm sorry.
24:21I forget you vaulties don't much care
24:23for current events.
24:26Your sister is dead, honey.
24:31You don't know that.
24:36You don't know my sister.
24:37I know the Wasteland better than you, Billy.
24:42And I know plenty well
24:45what it does to folks as soft as you all are.
24:49Now, I'm gonna tell you what I told her.
24:53And for y'all's sake,
24:55I hope you listen.
24:58Go home, Vaultie.
25:04Let's go, Barb.
25:05If you idiots need supplies
25:08for the trip home,
25:09help yourselves.
25:11But don't you touch my roach farm.
25:13Good luck, dipshits.
25:15Suddenly, you're a big Samaritan, huh?
25:18Baby, shut the fuck up.
25:20I'm trying to be a better person.
25:21I mean, everybody.
25:28I can't see it, bro.
25:38I can't see it.
25:40One more.
26:06Oh
26:36I don't know.
27:06What are you doing?
27:30Oh, no.
27:31I-I just, um, I came in the wrong door, so...
27:39Are you Sonny?
27:50Yeah.
27:52He left town.
27:56Okay.
27:58So...
28:00He's not in that trash can behind me?
28:04No.
28:08It's the guy who tried to rob the place.
28:12And...
28:14He's naked, so...
28:16Did he come in here naked?
28:20Yeah.
28:22Yeah.
28:23I mean, it's not weird for someone to rob a store naked.
28:27Lots of people do it, okay?
28:29Huh.
28:35Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now,
28:37and you're not gonna shoot me as I go,
28:39Sir, don't touch that gun.
28:40If you touch that gun, if you touch that gun,
28:41I'm gonna have to maim you.
28:53Sir, I'm sorry, I...
28:55Oh, gosh.
29:05Oh.
29:08Who are you?
29:13I don't know.
29:43Mr. Howard.
29:54I've been following you for some time.
29:57Have you?
29:58Oh, don't worry.
29:59I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films.
30:02Unlike Edison and some of the rest,
30:04I don't care for fiction.
30:05It's not real.
30:06It doesn't matter.
30:08My interest in you, though, on the other hand...
30:11Well, that does matter.
30:14How do you figure that?
30:16Our destinies are, uh...
30:21...mathematically intertwined.
30:23How long have you been pretending to be this guy?
30:26About ten years.
30:28Ten years.
30:30It's a living.
30:32Mr. Howard.
30:35Come down here.
30:37Unless you and I talk.
30:41I'm not gonna come down there.
30:42Come down here?
30:43I don't want to come down there.
30:49Mr. Howard, I was there with you in Alaska.
30:52I doubt that very much.
30:55Not physically, of course.
30:57I'm not insane.
30:59But I did license a piece of software to Westec,
31:02which gave me access to the T-45 armor you wore.
31:05So I saw what you saw.
31:09I saw it all.
31:13I saw the demon in the snow.
31:15And I believe that it's connected to the future of this great nation.
31:23And to your wife.
31:24Like yourself, Mr. Howard, I am an apex competitor.
31:45We are the very best at what we do.
31:50And what I do is I know everything.
31:56I know who is making what technology.
31:58And I acquire that technology at the most lucrative moment in its span of functionality.
32:03This week, I'm acquiring cold fusion from Vault-Tec.
32:15From my wife.
32:18Correct.
32:19It will allow me to stay alive indefinitely.
32:23In roboticized, non-biological form.
32:26And protect Las Vegas from the coming nuclear war.
32:29Initiated by my wife.
32:32Hmm.
32:36Unclear.
32:38By Vault-Tec, then?
32:40No, I doubt that.
32:42Despite what we both heard in that meeting.
32:46Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats.
32:47Your wife, though.
32:50I don't know.
32:53You said you knew everything.
32:56I routinely design and run mathematical paradigms based on global, political, and socio-economic conditions in an effort to predict future events.
33:09And one spring morning, the data coalesced and it told me, in no uncertain terms, that the world would...
33:18Well...
33:20End.
33:22Calculator told you that.
33:24The...
33:26Date of the end of the world may not interest you, Mr. Howard.
33:30But the date the data coalesced might.
33:34April 14th, 2065, at 5.17 am.
33:40Is that date of any interest to you?
33:44It's my daughter's birthday.
33:45Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it?
34:00More curious is that you were not meant to come to Vegas this weekend.
34:09Your wife, Barbara, was meant to come alone.
34:12The moment that you bought your ticket to Las Vegas, the date the world was going to end jumped forward by one month.
34:21By one month.
34:23What are you, a fortune teller now?
34:28I am a mathematician, a roboticist, and a casino owner.
34:32And I don't know yet how you figure into all of this, but you most certainly do.
34:37And I don't like unknown variables.
34:47Irksome.
34:51Not knowing exactly how you play a part in ending the world.
34:54You know, the person who wanted me to kill you, you know what they think?
35:05They think that you are going to end things by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs.
35:13No.
35:15The bombs will not be dropped by me or any of the idiots at that meeting.
35:19But I believe...
35:25But I believe there is a...
35:31Another player at the table.
35:34The same unknown entity responsible for your demon in the snow.
35:41Who?
35:43I don't know.
35:45It's like I said.
35:47Irksome.
35:49As you see, I live my life by one simple maximum.
35:53The house always wins, right?
35:55And it does.
35:57I'm making sure of it using every single piece of technology at my disposal.
36:04But...
36:06What if I'm not the house?
36:09What if someone else is?
36:10What if you're just...
36:13A fucking lunatic?
36:15I'm a lunatic?
36:17Yeah.
36:19I would encourage you to gaze inward, Mr. Howard.
36:23I would encourage you to gaze inward, Mr. Howard.
36:27To your small life.
36:29Spending your days pretending to be a cowboy.
36:33While your wife is making apocalyptic proposals at board meetings.
36:37And I'm building a missile system to defend this glorious city from what's coming.
36:42But from whom, Mr. Howard?
36:44From whom?
36:45Who ends the world?
36:48Is it you?
36:49What if it is you?
36:51I don't think you're a cowboy at all, no.
36:55I think you're a killer.
36:57I think I know exactly who you are!
37:15All right.
37:34Tom's room.
37:35Clark.
37:36Pete.
37:37With me.
37:45It's dead.
37:47Who were you hoping to contact?
37:49The investors.
37:54Hey, Clark.
37:55Your project manager.
37:57Get this operational stat.
37:58Shouldn't take long.
38:00Hey, Pete. Go try that one.
38:15You okay?
38:20Sorry.
38:22You'd think it would have all hit me at once.
38:24But, uh...
38:26Nope.
38:31Even if my parents survived the bombs,
38:33they'd be gone by now.
38:35Same with my friends.
38:37My cat.
38:39Your cat have a name?
38:47His name was Puppy.
38:49Puppy the cat.
38:51It's funny, huh?
38:53I mean, not right now.
38:55I guess.
38:57Yeah.
38:59You don't strike me as the kind of person
39:10who would sign up for a program like this.
39:13Did you not go in about the future enterprise ventures?
39:18Like I said, I just started this job a week ago.
39:22But everything these people talked about
39:24sounded pretty nutty to me.
39:26But you don't remember what they said.
39:28Nothing about doing something to the people
39:32in Pult 32 or 33.
39:35No.
39:37There was a zig-zag.
39:41Bud's boss, her name was...
39:43Barbara Howard.
39:45She was in charge of all the well proposals.
39:48Do you know where her office is?
39:58You're not really Bud's successor, are you?
39:59You're not really Bud's successor, are you?
40:00You're not really Bud's successor, are you?
40:01You're not really Bud's successor, are you?
40:17How'd you know?
40:18Because you're not absolutely nuts.
40:20But the rest of them, they are nuts.
40:22I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins
40:24and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:25If they realize you took that from them...
40:26I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins
40:27and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:28If they realize you took that from them, you're just not telling what they'll do.
40:40But the rest of them, they are nuts.
40:44I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:50If they realize you took that from them, you're just not telling what they'll do.
40:57Sorry if that came across as a little dramatic.
41:01But in my defense, I did just see the world end like a week ago.
41:04I could really use a drink. Do you want a drink?
41:13I've actually never had one.
41:15Really? I'll be right back.
41:17I'll be right back.
41:32Featuring your best ventures.
41:40F. A. V.
41:47The first evolutionary virus.
41:58You lied to us.
42:17You lied to us.
42:19F. A. V.
42:20F. A. V.
42:22F. A. V.
42:24A. V.
42:26A. V.
42:28T. F. A. V.
42:31T. F. A. V.
42:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:10I think we can say I am officially done with Dragoon.
43:39Oh, watch it!
43:58You done?
44:09Thanks.
44:12Least I can do, consider.
44:18Who's that?
44:24I'll let him explain.
44:35Hi. I was sent here by your father.
44:41Mr. McClain is very impressed that you followed him this far.
44:46But he's quite secure in an underground facility.
44:50There's no reaching him from here, not without his explicit invitation.
44:54You're gonna walk right back out of here and lead us to my father.
44:58Now.
44:59Unfortunately, I don't have permission.
45:05Mr. McClain is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter.
45:10They are quite peacefully resting in stasis.
45:15And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. McClain had to terminate that slumber prematurely?
45:22They almost assuredly wouldn't survive the process.
45:28Don't listen to him.
45:29Whatever it is, we can't trust him.
45:33However, Mr. McClain is willing to make a deal.
45:36One family's safety for another's.
45:39Mr. McClain will leave your wife and daughter safe and sound in their cryo chambers
45:45if you bring his daughter back to the safety of her vault.
45:54What?
45:55Your father is in the process of setting certain plans in motion.
45:58He'd like it if you'd be able to wait it out, safe and sound, back at home.
46:08Do you accept?
46:15You can't... actually be considering this.
46:37Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with.
46:45This is the bargain.
46:57We're actually beginning to get along.
47:03Yeah.
47:15Wonderful!
47:22I'll inform management that you made an agreeable decision.
47:27Good afternoon.
47:28Good afternoon?
47:29Good afternoon.
47:57Take a nap.
48:00When you wake up, you'll be home.
48:05Couldn't be helped.
48:12Family's a fucked up thing.
48:29Oh, my God.
48:59Oh, my God.
49:03Can I have a kiss?
49:06We have to ride the missile.
49:29I thought we were friends.
49:51I thought we were friends.
50:21We need to talk.
50:37I thought we were friends.
51:07Oh, my little sugar ball.
51:20Oh, my little sugar ball.
51:39You always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all.
51:56You always take the sweetest rose and crush it till the petals fall.
52:11You always bring the kindest heart.
52:25It's because I love you most of all.
52:45Oh, my little sugar ball.
52:47Oh, my little sugar ball.
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