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00:00This program is rated TVMAL and is intended for mature audiences.
00:11Viewer discretion is advised.
00:15The Miss Pat Show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
00:22Y'all ever heard the saying, if you know better, you'll do better?
00:25But all it takes is that one right person to tell you to do the wrong damn thing.
00:31Now you out here looking like a fucking fool.
00:34Like when your friend told you that tight ass suit look good.
00:38Now you at the club with the sleeves so fucking tight, y'all.
00:41Look like a blood pressure cup.
00:44Get some scissors and cut that shit off.
00:47Let's get this fucking show started.
00:52We don't need to have a lot of money.
00:55We don't need to have a surreal good time.
00:58And we ain't gotta leave in the morning.
01:01The whole day just you and I.
01:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:05Oh, oh, oh.
01:07Terry, I'm gonna need you to stop making babies with Casper.
01:12Oh.
01:14What the hell are you wearing, baby?
01:16Oh, baby, James has come to visit.
01:18This is our outfit for my singing duo back in the day.
01:21And why does it say WAP on it?
01:23You got a pussy in your pocket?
01:25Well, no, Denise, you know when me and James get together, we got to hit our doo-wop.
01:31See what I'm saying? He bring the doo, I bring the yop.
01:34So you just gonna let your husband walk around with WAP on his jacket?
01:38Look, look, I was WAP before Cardi B, okay?
01:41Oh, my God, you're making it worse.
01:43Oh, listen, listen, I need y'all ladies to help me clean up, okay?
01:46Because I plan on beating James in the chili cook-off tonight, yeah?
01:51Uh, oh, hell no, I'm not feeling good. My gallbladder's fucking up.
01:54And so, uh, it hurt really bad. I ain't gonna be able to do that.
01:58Okay, if it ain't the girl who pried gallbladder, I ain't cleaning shit up for Terry's friend, okay?
02:06And why I gotta clean when James is so dirty.
02:09Well, who dirty? What you talking about?
02:12You know she ain't never liked James.
02:14Well, don't start with that, Denise.
02:15That man has always been a creepy, pee-pee-ass nigger.
02:20My friend ain't no creepier than you.
02:22I am not a creep. I'm a freak.
02:27What's the difference?
02:28Well, a freak is only gonna freak when they feel like freaky.
02:32But a creep, he gonna creep even if he creeping by pizza.
02:36So you're saying James is a creep and I just missed it for 30 years?
02:41Come on, Denise. James is like damn family.
02:44And family be the worst ones.
02:45Hey, look, James used to get messed up a lot back in the day, but he's sober now.
02:50He settled down, he got married, he even got kids.
02:52Some ugly-ass kids, too.
02:56That's probably him.
02:58Denise, please try to be nice this weekend, yes?
03:01Terry, just open the damn door.
03:03All right.
03:03That's my boy, Duke.
03:12That's my nigga, what?
03:14Duke-Wah.
03:15Oh, I wish I would've died in the hospital.
03:19Come on, it's time to go.
03:21It's a mid-class show.
03:24All right, ladies and gentlemen, on my left, the returning chili-weight champ, Terry Garson.
03:31Yeah, that's my daddy.
03:33And on my right, the very dark-skinned Gordon Ramsay, fresh off his TV win, James Freeman.
03:41What the truth?
03:43Now, y'all just wait till y'all taste this new seasoning mix I put together for the restaurant.
03:47Magic, moist mix.
03:49Shit so wet, make you want to slip the condom off.
03:54Brandon, how we doing to those vegetables?
03:56I said we coming along pretty weird.
03:57I said, how we doing to those vegetables, Private?
03:59Almost there, sir!
04:00Almost gets men killed in wars, ho-jah!
04:03What happened?
04:04What?
04:05We just died because you didn't cut them peppers fast enough.
04:07I'm dying.
04:08Are you crying, Private?
04:09No, it's the onion.
04:13Well, sometime I think we should send Junebug ass to military school.
04:17I live with you.
04:18I go to war every day.
04:20Say, Junebug, what's this I hear about you being on house arrest?
04:26It's a long story.
04:28Get your fucking foot off my tail.
04:31And it's not a long story.
04:32This dummy got drunk, stole my car, and wrecked it.
04:36The end.
04:38What was you thinking, boy?
04:39Probably the same thing you be thinking when you get sloppy drunk.
04:43Denise.
04:43Well, I've been sober for six years now, baby.
04:47Then why you brought that bottle of wine?
04:49It's for the chili recipe.
04:50Well, wouldn't a sober nigga make sober chili?
04:55Oh, look at that Junebug!
04:58You motherfuck, he didn't count it again!
05:02Fuck you get so good at Domino's, little nigga.
05:06You left me in jail for two days.
05:08I'm a goondale.
05:11So how's it feel to be famous, Uncle James?
05:12He ain't famous, he just cook on TV.
05:15It's a hit TV show, Pat.
05:17Yeah.
05:18He's a big TikTok chef, too, Mom.
05:20I see Unk all up and down my timeline.
05:23Ladies love him.
05:24Them bitches just be hungry.
05:28You know, I love my fans, but you got to be careful nowadays.
05:32They always in my DMs talking about they got a chili bean I can flick.
05:37Chili bean?
05:39That's the clip, Mom.
05:42Who said that?
05:50See, that's why I let my wife run my social media, just so I don't get in no trouble.
05:54Huh.
05:55Smart.
05:56Kind of like a certified coochie repellent.
05:57And I'm happy to see that you're doing so well.
06:01You know, if this was back in the day, you would have handled all this success much differently, huh?
06:05Whoo.
06:06Who are you telling?
06:07You know, I'm just grateful that God let me grow into a new and improved man.
06:11The portion!
06:12Oh, my God, Brandon, are you shaking black pepper?
06:18And so, let's end here for today.
06:23How about we continue to delve into all about love for one more week since it seems to be a class paper?
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30There's something wrong, Ms. Carson.
06:34Uh, no.
06:35Nothing's wrong.
06:37Uh, okay.
06:39It's just, if black women's literature is as expansive as you say it is, then why have we only been focusing on bell hooks?
06:48Oh.
06:48You don't like bell hooks?
06:50I love bell hooks.
06:51It's just, I thought we would have moved on by now.
06:55Okay.
06:56You care to share what we should have moved on to?
06:58Oh, yeah, sure.
07:00How about Adrienne Marie Brown?
07:05Mmm, Christina Sharpe?
07:08You mean contemporary writers?
07:09I mean cutting edge.
07:11Progressive.
07:12The now.
07:13Look, we shouldn't be limited to social media surface levels of black literature.
07:18Woo!
07:19I'm sorry.
07:20You know this, right?
07:21Oh, it's not that moment.
07:25Okay.
07:26Look, I'm not trying to make a scene, okay?
07:28I'm just saying we deserve to...
07:29Class dismissed.
07:32Accept you, Ms. Carson.
07:35Look, you're still gonna help me ride my pipe if he kick you out, right?
07:39Check me out.
07:41Bye, Mr. Fine.
07:43I mean, Mr. DeWalt.
07:48Um...
07:49Professor, I am so sorry if I...
07:50If I was out of line, I really didn't mean any disrespect.
07:53I'll just send it in an email next time.
07:59I'm sorry.
08:00Have a good day.
08:03You know, I like the way you think, Ms. Carson.
08:05Say what now?
08:08I said I like the way you think.
08:14See, most of my students, they take my class now and they just stare and watch me talk.
08:20I needed that feedback, so thank you.
08:25Also, you mentioned a lot of really great authors.
08:28Um, if you don't mind, I would love a few more suggestions.
08:30You can start at the beginning.
08:36Ms. Carson?
08:39Ms. Carson!
08:40Oh, I'm sorry.
08:42God stopped time for a moment.
08:44I'm, uh...
08:45Sorry, but what were you saying?
08:47Authors.
08:48Authors.
08:49Authors, right.
08:50Right.
08:51What's up, y'all?
08:52It's your favorite chef here with my favorite family.
08:54Say, hey, Pat.
08:55What's up, y'all?
08:56It's Ms. Pat!
08:58And I'm goonbug.
09:00You know, I'm fresh out.
09:01Shut up, I ain't nothing goon about you.
09:03All right, everybody.
09:05Light the ceremonial flame.
09:08Chili balls!
09:10Chili balls!
09:18Shut the pie!
09:20Look at your chili vanilla.
09:22Shut the fuck up.
09:23I'm home.
09:24Do we have to wear these blindfolds?
09:26Yeah, I'd like to see what I'm putting in my mouth.
09:28Since when?
09:30All right, y'all, just bring it on,
09:32because we already know who's going to win.
09:34Terry, because my brother-in-law makes the best chili in the state.
09:37And ain't no TikTok chef going to make me change my mind.
09:40Silence!
09:41Let the tasting begin.
09:42Pat, you're up first.
09:45Make me proud, baby.
09:47Hey, no interference.
09:48All right.
09:49Where the bowl at?
09:54Where the bowl at?
09:55Give it to me.
09:57I can do it.
09:58Put it in my mouth.
09:59Here.
10:02The fuck are you doing?
10:04What the fuck are you feeling about my ears for?
10:06Hold still.
10:07Okay, would y'all just come the fuck off?
10:08Just stick me in my mouth.
10:09All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.
10:10I got it.
10:11Damn.
10:12All right, Mom.
10:14Yes, son.
10:15Here's A.
10:16Okay.
10:21Mm.
10:23Oh.
10:24Huh?
10:24All right.
10:25Mm-hmm.
10:26Now here is B.
10:32Which one's your favorite?
10:34B.
10:34No.
10:36A.
10:36May.
10:36Oh, stop right there.
10:37You got that?
10:38I got it.
10:39Joomba, you up next.
10:40All right.
10:40Oh, you remember this Joomba?
10:43I used to feel you like a little baby.
10:45You know?
10:46You know?
10:46You know?
10:46You know?
10:46You know?
10:46Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
10:48Give me a spoon.
10:50Here's A.
10:50Okay.
11:02All right.
11:02Next.
11:03Cool.
11:04Yep.
11:05Here.
11:07This B.
11:07B.
11:21Oh.
11:23Ooh.
11:23Now, please, take us home.
11:26You know I will, T.
11:27All right, Auntie.
11:28Okay, come on.
11:29Here's your spoon.
11:30Here is A.
11:33Right here.
11:34Right here.
11:35Right there.
11:35Almost there.
11:36Right there.
11:47Oh!
11:49That damn show ain't it.
11:51Uh-uh, that's nasty.
11:52All right.
11:53Well, uh, here's B.
11:56Right there.
11:57Right there.
11:57Okay.
11:57All right.
12:00Oh, that's me.
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:09Boom!
12:10That's the one!
12:11Okay.
12:12Now, that, I know my, my brother-in-law's chili anywhere.
12:15Okay.
12:16B, your honor.
12:17Uncle James wins.
12:18Yeah!
12:19Ha-ha!
12:20Now, what the hell is going on here?
12:22I thought that was cherries.
12:23Oh, come on, Denise.
12:25You always like my chili.
12:26It's okay if you want your own bowl.
12:28Nigga, don't touch me.
12:29Whoa.
12:31My bad.
12:32Act like I put a thumb in your ass.
12:36Unless that's your thing.
12:37Okay, Terry, you better get your boy before he find a foot in his ass.
12:43Look, y'all, can we just please eat chili and get the itis like a real fucking family?
12:47I just lost my appetite.
12:53Do you always do squats at bedtime?
12:56Girl, my daddy ain't about to give me no money for no BBL, and these girls ain't about to out-ass me, so...
13:01Jenelle, what you over there grinning for?
13:06What you got a cash at?
13:07No.
13:08A man?
13:10Girl, hey!
13:11I know.
13:12Girl, hey!
13:12That's Professor de Waal!
13:13I know!
13:14Girl!
13:14That's Professor de Waal!
13:15That's Professor DeWalt!
13:17I know!
13:18Girl, that's Professor DeWalt!
13:21I know!
13:23Bitch!
13:24What are we talking about up here?
13:26Politics! Art is activism!
13:29Girl, yeah, because them messages dried in a cracker at a crouton concert.
13:33Why you ain't putting the moves on him? It's clear he likes talking to you.
13:37Girl, I'm not about to mess up my whole college career getting freaky with my professor.
13:42You ain't gonna mess nothin' up. You is a grown-ass woman.
13:45And besides, he practically our age.
13:47If Professor DeWalt was textin' me like that, this late at night,
13:51it'll be the wall, the table, the showers, every day, all day.
13:58Ugh, the nasty.
14:02Girl, don't. Do not.
14:04What are you, what?
14:05I'm saying this.
14:07You want me to ask him on a date? It's breakfast, Janelle.
14:10Yeah, off campus.
14:11Exactly. You can see what he's given, get a feel of things.
14:15I don't know.
14:16Or you could just see him a picture of your feet.
14:19My feet? Girl!
14:22I feel like Professor being a little freaky shit like that.
14:25I'll stick to the breakfast.
14:27That's my girl.
14:29All right, I might as well manifest the BBO as well.
14:36Thank you for that work since dead, girl.
14:38What is that?
14:43What is that?
14:47Bitch.
14:49Don't walk.
14:51Good table.
14:53Good showers.
14:55Man, I never thought we'd be the old dudes unbuttoning our pants so our guts could breathe.
15:05Well, speak for yourself.
15:07Oh, you not?
15:08No, I'm not.
15:09Because I got on them sweatpants that look like real jeans.
15:16Hey, look, man, I'm sorry about Denise.
15:18You know, I know you just be trying to be friendly, but take it a little easy on the jokes, man.
15:23I mean, come on.
15:24The thumb thing, bruh?
15:26Don't tell me you're going soft on me.
15:28Oh, man.
15:29They just joke.
15:30You married a comedian.
15:31Hey, hey, hey, I'm just saying I know it made her feel uncomfortable, huh?
15:34Shit, I apologize.
15:35I ain't mean nothing by it.
15:37Okay, all right.
15:38You know me better than anybody.
15:39I'm a people person and sometimes people take that and twist it into something it ain't.
15:43Okay.
15:46That's actually, uh, what I wanted to talk to you about.
15:50Ah, see, I knew you wouldn't come here to just get your pound whooped in the chili bowl, huh?
15:54Yeah.
15:55What's up?
15:56You remember Private Burns?
15:58Private Burns?
15:59You mean Stephanie?
16:00Yeah, whatever.
16:01Private Burns, she was ranked beneath us.
16:03Anyways.
16:04Man, we used to hang out with her all the time.
16:06Man, she good people.
16:07Hey, remember how she used to knit them warm pairs of socks when our feet would get cold?
16:11She's saying I raped her.
16:12She what?
16:13Terry.
16:14What you talking about, man?
16:16She said it happened back in 95.
16:18I think she seen me on TV, figured I had some money.
16:22I'm sure she probably needs it, but I don't know why she going this route.
16:25I just know if the shit come out, it can jeopardize everything I got going on.
16:29Man, money make good people do some desperate things, man.
16:32But Stephanie, I mean, boy, that sounds crazy.
16:35You know the world we live in, man.
16:36It don't even matter if it's true.
16:38People just take shit and run with it.
16:40Yeah, especially with black men.
16:42Whew.
16:43So what the hell you going to do, man?
16:45Well, I talked to my lawyer.
16:46He did mention something that would help.
16:48Like what?
16:49The deposition is at the army base in a few days.
16:53Mm-hmm.
16:54I need you to be a character witness for me, Terry.
16:56Please.
16:57It mean a lot.
16:58Oh, pfft.
16:59Of course I got you, man.
17:01I'm the dude.
17:02You the wop.
17:04Denise don't make me want to be the wop no more.
17:06Try.
17:11Good morning, good dick.
17:17What crawled up your ass and took a big shit?
17:21Where's James?
17:22Oh, he and Brandon went to go get donuts.
17:25And what's wrong with you?
17:26Bet you ain't gonna believe this, girl.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Come on.
17:30Did y'all see this?
17:31See what?
17:32Would you stop showing people them videos
17:34of sexy red twerking on Frederick Douglass?
17:39It's of Uncle James.
17:40Some woman on TikTok saying he sexually assaulted her.
17:43Oh, Junebug, you don't know the whole story?
17:47I don't, but the women in the comment section seem to.
17:50Boom!
17:51I told y'all not to doubt my creep nigga Spidey senses.
17:55Wait, wait, wait.
17:56All this is getting out of hand, okay?
17:57It's his business, all right?
17:59I don't want to turn this into a family thing.
18:01Well, it's on the internet now, Terry.
18:02It's everybody down business.
18:04And look at this shit.
18:05It says he out there grabbing bitches by the pussy like the president.
18:11Can y'all just give me a minute to organize my thoughts, please?
18:15Yeah, go organize them.
18:17What happened to giving me a minute?
18:30It's been a minute in Africa.
18:34T, these comments are crazy.
18:36It's a lady on here saying that he sniffed her hair so hard her lace start lifting.
18:42Hey, Uncle James been getting high off dandruff?
18:48What we need to do, Terry, is find out what the fuck is going on.
18:52Can y'all let me handle it, please?
18:55I'm gonna let you handle it.
18:56I said get me.
18:57You out here raping bitches!
18:58Girl, if you don't stop putting on my skirt like that.
18:59I look like a clown.
19:00You look like a bad bitch.
19:01Janelle.
19:02Janelle.
19:03Huh?
19:04Girl, just go in there and be yourself.
19:05Myself?
19:06No.
19:07You need to go in there and be a next top model.
19:08Top model?
19:09Okay.
19:10Oh, no, baby.
19:11We was rooting for you.
19:12We was all rooting for you.
19:13Let's go.
19:14Oh.
19:15That's Carson.
19:16Hey.
19:17Hi.
19:18Can we get that for you?
19:19Thanks.
19:20Of course.
19:21Oh, wow.
19:22Yeah.
19:23I, uh...
19:24Yeah.
19:25I, uh...
19:26Yeah.
19:27I, uh...
19:28Do you remember my skirt like that?
19:29I look like a clown.
19:30You look like a clown.
19:31You look like a bad bitch.
19:32Janelle.
19:33Janelle.
19:34Janelle.
19:35Huh?
19:36Yeah, I, uh...
19:37Got a few different things for us to try.
19:39I, uh...
19:40Might have got a little carried away.
19:41No.
19:42It's great.
19:43I wanted to gain freshman 15 all in one meal.
19:46The guy in front of me got the last macadamia nut cookie I wanted you to try.
19:51I, uh...
19:52Should have tackled him.
19:53I'll get it for you next time, though.
19:55Yeah.
19:56So, talk to me.
19:59How were you enjoying Hansberry so far?
20:02Uh...
20:03It's actually easier than expected.
20:05I mean, not, not your class, of course.
20:10It's okay.
20:11Uh, you are definitely one of the most well-read students I've ever had.
20:15Well, I am the nerd in my family.
20:18I can see that.
20:20Hey.
20:21Excuse me.
20:22Listen.
20:23You do know that it's okay to relax and have some fun from time to time, right?
20:29Yeah.
20:30I've...
20:31I've...
20:32I've heard that before.
20:35We've been raised to fear the yes within ourselves.
20:38Our deepest cravings.
20:40Uh...
20:41Padre Lorde.
20:42Uses of the erotic.
20:44It's one of my titles.
20:45Wow.
20:46Uh...
20:47Thanks for...
20:49Actually listening, Professor.
20:51Uh...
20:52When we're off campus, you can call me Chris.
20:54Oh.
20:55Chris.
20:56Okay.
20:57Um...
20:58Um...
20:59Well...
21:00Chris.
21:01I do have a question.
21:02Okay.
21:03Is this a date?
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07I...
21:08Whoa.
21:09Is that a date?
21:10Is that...
21:11Wow.
21:12I think that's a date and that's what I...
21:14I...
21:15Okay.
21:16Whew.
21:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:19Uh...
21:20What are you doing?
21:21I figured that we could split it.
21:23I'm a big boy, Janelle.
21:26I always pay for my, uh...
21:28Dates.
21:31The money's no good here.
21:38Come on, give me them donuts, James, before you be touching them holes, too.
21:50Okay, what's...
21:51What's...
21:52What's going on?
21:56What's, uh...
21:58Sexy Red and...
22:00Frederick Douglass?
22:03Swole up.
22:05Hey, Ma, why are you saying that stuff about Uncle James?
22:07Did somebody get S.A.
22:08Brandon, ain't nobody writing no damn S.A.
22:10I asked him who he been raping.
22:13And the answer is everybody.
22:16No, S.A. stands for sexual assault.
22:18Sheila taught me that.
22:19You can't just go around saying rape anymore.
22:21Fuck that.
22:22I've been raping.
22:23I call it what it is.
22:24Rape.
22:25I've been shot, too.
22:26And I said a nigga got shot.
22:27You know...
22:29Please...
22:30Give me and James a room.
22:32No, Terry, we won't hear that shit.
22:33Hey, baby.
22:34Please.
22:44I get a little bit of success now everybody coming out of the woodwork.
22:48See how they do black men?
22:49It's all those women looking for a money grab.
22:51Man, in this economy?
22:52Hell yeah.
22:53I'm serious.
22:55Come on, Terry, you know me.
22:57Apparently I don't.
23:00So what, now you believe in all these women?
23:02And Stephanie?
23:03Over me?
23:04Stephanie wasn't crazy, man.
23:05That's our friend, James.
23:06The both of us.
23:08Huh?
23:09How come she quit coming around, man?
23:11What the hell you mean?
23:12The three of us were inseparable.
23:14We ate meals together.
23:16We cut loose together.
23:18And it seems like after y'all hooked up, she just got ghosts.
23:23How come?
23:24I don't know.
23:25Maybe because she was a hoe?
23:28Once she got the dick from me, she moved over to the next warm bed.
23:31That'd be my guess.
23:33That's not what you said at the time, James.
23:36What are you talking about?
23:37That's exactly what I said.
23:39No, you didn't.
23:40You said that you two stopped because you started seeing another woman.
23:46Hmm?
23:47You know, we were all thinking, you know what?
23:48Hmm.
23:49That's crazy that she would stop talking to us just because they weren't working out together no more.
23:54Come on, Terry.
23:55You know how these bitches are.
24:00James, did you rape Stephanie?
24:01Mmm.
24:04Wow.
24:06I thought we were stronger than this.
24:08Answer the damn question!
24:11I ain't raped nobody.
24:13We had a lot to drink that night, but then-
24:14Oh, is that what you're saying?
24:15You were drunk?
24:17Cause you know how you get aggressive when you used to drink.
24:20I'm not that person anymore!
24:22But you did something!
24:23You got to own up to it, brother!
24:26You wasn't talking like this last night.
24:28We agreed.
24:29I agreed before I found out what the truth was.
24:32Okay, so now you're not gonna help me cause of some hoes on TikTok?
24:36Oh!
24:40I would never take someone else's word over yours, Terry!
24:43We brothers!
24:46A man holds his brothers accountable.
24:48Yeah!
24:49Yeah!
24:55Nigga!
24:56Oh!
24:59I'm the man that put his life on the line for you more times than either one of us can count!
25:02can count. We a family, like a giant tree, branching out across the sky. She's lying,
25:18Terry. You letting these women get to you, man. I knew it was going downhill when you
25:26told me you started gardening and shit. Everybody like fresh tomatoes, bitch.
25:32You gonna throw away 30 years of friendship over this, huh? Fuck you, Terry. There's much
25:44more worse people in this world than me. Denise, you always been screwed up. And Pat, it's not
25:55my fault. You let some nigga rape you. Hey, bro. Wait a moment. Oh, fuck, man. Okay.
26:09Get the fuck away from my family, man. Okay. Yeah, okay. Fuck you, niggas. Say what? What'd you say?
26:19Well, guess I gotta put that vest to rest, huh? Oh, Terry, the way you whipped that nigga
26:40ass, baby? It was sexy as hell. I might go ahead and clip your toenails tonight. Oh, shit. Ma, please,
26:49okay? Some of us are trying to enjoy our predator chili in peace. But Terry, he was the dude and you
26:55was the wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah. Man, I hate we had to jump
27:02Uncle James, man. I'm really gonna miss his chili. Do we hate him now? Hey, brother, there ain't no hate
27:07up in this family, man. It's too much hate in the world as it is, yeah? Sometimes you just gotta let
27:11people go. Man, I bet he gonna pay these women to go away and ain't gonna learn a damn thing.
27:20Denise, I owe you an apology. Yep, you tried to check me about James' behavior for years and, um,
27:26I ain't never listened to you. I am sorry, sis. It's all right, T. I just really want these women
27:34to find some peace. Baby, she's gonna get a piece of that TV money.
27:38I bet he's not even gonna go to jail. Nope. That's why I'm about to write these
27:42reviews on his restaurant Yelp page saying that he put his dick and his balls
27:46in the food. Ooh, Terry, make me some of that chili.
27:50Ooh, let's get to cooking, I know.
27:55Y'all just... I couldn't eat no more.
27:57I'm done.
27:58This nigga dick and ball chili is how you got here.
28:01What's wrong?
28:05I'm going to write fire until it comes out of my ears, my eyes, my nose holes, everywhere.
28:16I'm going to go out like a fucking meteor.
28:20Audre Lorde.
28:22Bars.
28:23Until next time, please.
28:27Hey, please, hand in your responses on time.
28:30You two, on time.
28:32Audre Lorde, that's your girl.
28:35See, he do like you for real.
28:37Now go get him that cookie you got handed.
28:47So I did good, huh?
28:50What, your job? What, you want a cookie?
28:52Actually, yes, huh?
28:54Huh.
28:56You would...
28:57Hold on.
28:58You gotta...
28:58I gotta do it. Hold on.
29:00Stop.
29:04Nah.
29:06They had the McDamian night?
29:07They had the McDamian night.
29:09Oh.
29:10Yeah.
29:11That's sweet.
29:14Oh.
29:15Nah.
29:15Fear of our desires keeps them suspect and indiscriminately powerful.
29:30Well then.
29:30She's a grown-ass woman, and she don't take no stuff.
29:46She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough.
29:50She's a grown-ass woman, with family and kids.
29:54She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough.
30:00Oh.
30:01We're away.
30:02We're away.
30:02We're out.
30:03We're away.
30:05We're away.
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