17 - Eggs Travaganza; 30 - Ducky Ducks, 15 - Master Skater - video Dailymotion

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00:00Music

00:29Mmm!

00:35Beautiful!

00:38Just perfecto for extreme cow dung sucking!

00:52What's up? Why'd you stop?

00:54You're cheating!

00:56We said cow dung, not cows!

01:00Alright, we'll decide the winner by racing!

01:04No fair, bud! I'm packing a fat cow pulled flag!

01:08Okay, uh, you get a ten-second head start.

01:12Ten, nine, eight...

01:19Yes!

01:22Three, two, one...

01:25One...

01:27What's up? You tired of racing? Or are you just sulking?

01:31Never fear!

01:35Everything's all righty!

01:37I have found an excellent giant egg!

01:46Wow! I can feel its little heartbeat!

01:50Omelette! Omelette!

01:54No way, dude!

01:56Put the egg back in the tree, dude!

01:59Or I'll irrigate your colon with the vacuum cleaner!

02:03Good deed, fuck!

02:06What rotten luckitude!

02:09Now we'll have to eat it!

02:13I'm hungry! Can I have an omelette?

02:16Shut up!

02:17Keep an eye on the egg!

02:19I'll turn on the television!

02:21We'll be right back after these messages!

02:23I hate commercials!

02:25I'm going for a walk!

02:27See ya, like, um, later!

02:29Eddie! It won't fit!

02:30Uh, sorry!

02:31Mm-mm, won't fit through here neither!

02:34Exercise really feels good!

02:36Remember, farm fresh eggs, fresh food!

02:40I'm going for a walk!

02:41I hate commercials!

02:42I'm going for a walk!

02:43See ya, like, um, later!

02:45Hey, it won't fit!

02:47Uh, sorry!

02:48Mm-mm, won't fit through here neither!

02:53Exercise really feels good!

02:57Remember, farm fresh eggs, fresh from the farm!

03:01I hate television!

03:02I hate television!

03:26I'm putting the egg in a nice, warm place!

03:29For its health, a baby needs warmth!

03:33Have you forgotten how to laugh?

03:39How can you be so calm?

03:42Brushing your teeth while your bestest friend is starving!

03:54He's not gonna get away with that!

04:02The early bird catches it, dude!

04:10I'm taking the dog for a walk!

04:12He's totally gotta go!

04:14Bad!

04:15Another minute and he'll explode!

04:25Oops!

04:26Too late!

04:27Ha!

04:28That's how it is with old dogs!

04:30It would be!

04:34Oh, why are you driving backwards, dude?

04:37I'm starling my way, bud!

04:40Let's open the windows!

04:43Fresh air is good for us!

04:46Catch a big whiff!

04:48Soak it up, egg buddy!

04:50It's good for your little lungs!

04:52Slacks!

04:53What's that over there?

04:55Oops!

04:56My egg!

04:57Too bad!

04:58Well, if you wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs, dude!

05:01Ho-ho!

05:02Nice shot!

05:03So nice, it makes me hungry!

05:04Ha!

05:05Nice try!

05:06Nice try!

05:07Nice try!

05:32I'm getting some lunch!

05:33Don't want anything?

05:35Whatever!

05:36I'll keep an eye on the egg!

05:41Alright, I'm coming!

05:44You know, we could save some dough and just eat Egg Boy here!

05:49Holy cow!

05:50She's beautiful!

05:52You want me to fry it up for you?

05:54You gonna love me!

05:55Man, this guy's a trip!

05:57He's too cool!

05:58I'll be right back!

05:59No!

06:00Let's see what it tastes like first!

06:03Make up your minds yet?

06:05We already ordered!

06:06Impossible!

06:07There is but one waiter and it is I!

06:12Bye-bye, you duck-suckers!

06:24You'll never catch me!

06:30Do something!

06:31We can't see a thing!

06:36Time to catch me!

06:38What?

06:48Beautiful, wonderful bird!

06:50A turkey with all the trimmings!

06:52It's not an egg anymore!

06:54We can heat it and eat it!

06:55We can heat it and eat it!

07:07Oh my!

07:08It's beautiful!

07:13Hey!

07:14It's cold in here!

07:15How are we gonna get out of here?

07:18Oh, worry not!

07:19Sooner or later, just gotta go to the bathroom!

07:22The next time I say omelet...

07:24No!

07:25No!

07:26No!

07:27Not even!

07:28Hey, you!

07:29Duck!

07:30You're messing up my place!

07:31Everything here is carefully arranged!

07:33Well, I can't find anything in this arranged mess, little dude!

07:34Too bad!

07:35Stupid kid!

07:36I like the way you arranged that car!

07:39Ah-ha!

07:40I see you've chosen one of my best machines!

07:42Ribbit dude!

07:43This one's worth a lot of money!

07:44You don't see!

07:45Big horn!

07:46Big horn!

07:47Big horn!

07:48Big horn!

07:49Big horn!

07:50Big horn!

07:51Big horn!

07:52Big horn!

07:53Big horn!

07:54Big horn!

07:55Big horn!

07:56Big horn!

07:57Oh!

07:58Big horn!

07:59Big horn!

08:00Big horn!

08:01Big horn!

08:02Big horn.

08:03Big horn!

08:04Big horn!

08:05Big horn!

08:06Mr.

08:06Big horn!

08:08North drive!

08:10Hour ride!

08:11Come on down, man!

08:13Alright, except for 말을.

08:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

08:15What do you get out of here?

08:19Hey, hey, hey-hey!

08:21Guys!

08:23I don't know, but my butt's burning!

08:31Totally sand, dude!

08:36What'd you find?

08:38Don't know, I can't see a thing!

08:42A flying ball!

08:44With eyes galore!

08:46I gotta warn ya, I'm very good at this game!

08:56I got two for your one!

08:58You got no chance, bud!

09:16I got no chance!

09:18Come, da-da-da-da woo-oo!

09:28Smell nothing!

09:36Greetings, my name is Blair

09:38I am your driver

09:40Prepare for departure

09:42La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

09:50Hey, sure button!

09:52No, what are you doing?

09:57Do not touch anything else.

10:00You are liable to get hurt.

10:05Here we are.

10:12Welcome, my friends. So very happy to see you.

10:17Oh, look out! It's a fam! We're not your friends, dude.

10:22Give me a hug.

10:24Hey, wake up! Get off!

10:26Don't ever do that again, ma'am! Understand, pencil head?

10:35Too much iron in the diet.

10:37We are androids.

10:39Too bad! You can't tan!

10:42There are advantages.

10:45We can swap brain encasement units.

10:47Whoa, dude! I'm never wearing a chick's head!

10:51I am very pleased to see humans. They vanished from Earth years ago.

10:56The humans were quite insane. They insisted on playing too much with their atomic toys.

11:03He exterminated himself.

11:05Boom.

11:06But now, everything dangerous is strictly forbidden.

11:10Jeremy?

11:12Careful, that is dangerous.

11:14Huh?

11:15Loser!

11:16Oh, no pain, dude!

11:19Extreme extremities!

11:21Aw, you the man!

11:23Oh, you are injured!

11:25Nope!

11:26Yes!

11:27Hurt you are!

11:28You need rest!

11:29Forget it!

11:30We want a skateboard!

11:31Say bye-bye!

11:32Cool striped ice cream!

11:33Skating!

11:34Downhill!

11:35Go!

11:36Huh?

11:37Huh?

11:38Where's my board?

11:39I gotta give up the ice cream, dude.

11:42Hey!

11:43Check that!

11:44Oh!

11:45Whoa!

11:46Whoo!

11:47Oh!

11:48No door!

11:49Shh!

11:50No way, dude!

11:51Lunch day's time!

11:52Ah, we're going to come full now.

11:53Oh, like...

11:54We still need to feliz.

11:55Who are going to geleemed the ice cream, dude?

11:56He's getting beatfully so old?

11:57It's not so old.

11:58We are good.

11:59We're looking into it.

12:00Could we have Joomay?

12:01But?

12:03one-of-a-kind ducks totally biological get out of here oh no door dude lunchtime enjoy yourselves

12:19what is this this is perfect food for ducks a walking but it's so live you do not like them not in our mouths

12:36dude robots got no sense of humor hey man what are you going to feed them next

12:45we want cheeseburgers which way to the big burger shack the what forget it we'll find it on our own

12:57stop do not go over there it is just the emptiness like that in your head bud

13:05aha saved you almost fell almost not good enough

13:15finally coolness sound the alarm they are injuring themselves

13:36that was a kick didn't find any burgers but we had a blast

14:03you are the same as the humans you deserve their fate

14:07oh bon voyage

14:11oh

14:11got another bone no

14:24oh

14:32oh

14:34got it coming through

14:36move it lady

14:37ha ha ha

14:38yeah

14:39heads up bat boy

14:41head start

14:55oh

14:56yeah

14:57yeah

14:58oh

14:59yeah

15:00yeah

15:01yeah

15:02yeah

15:03yeah

15:04yeah

15:05yeah

15:06yeah

15:07yeah

15:08yeah

15:23yeah

15:24wow

15:25hoo

15:26wow

15:27wow

15:29go

15:31and

15:33Awesome skates!

15:54Stupid skates!

15:57Stupid!

15:59Totally!

16:01Slacks, dude! Like, your skates suck!

16:08Hey, dude! I said I was, like, sorry-astic!

16:12Shut up! I'm not talking to you!

16:16Fine! And I'm not talking to you neither!

16:22Hey, you got more than me!

16:25Shut up! Shut up!

16:27They were just skates, you know!

16:30We're looking for contestants for our new Sports Lovers TV show!

16:34The winner will receive these new rollerblades!

16:38Gold-plated steel and leather blend!

16:41Nice!

16:43Say, uh, I could use a new pair.

16:47I get it!

16:48I will win you a new pair of stupid skates!

16:51Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

16:53Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

16:57Hello, sports fans, and welcome to Sports Lovers!

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17:08The gum with the blubbery goodness!

17:10And now, let's meet our contestants!

17:14Marilyn Redface!

17:16The Brothers Barf!

17:20Chowee Star!

17:24And the duck with all the luck!

17:29Geekstar!

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17:31Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

17:32Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

17:33Oh-ho-ho-ho, Geekstar!

17:34Oh-ho-ho-ho!

17:35Go!

17:36Move it, stupid bird!

17:38I'm stuck!

17:39Yes-for-yah!

17:41Go!

17:42Move it, stupid bird!

17:44I'm stuck!

17:45Yes-for-ya!

17:46Go!

17:47Move it!

18:01Hello?

18:06Dude?

18:08You in with skates yet?

18:09Fingers in the nose, dude!

18:37What?

18:40Still waiting, bud.

18:42Huh?

19:02Oh, yes!

19:04This is awesome entertainment!

19:09Wonderful!

19:34Yeah!

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