Phillop's Worst Crime (The TRF Data Crew) (S1 E3)

AlternatePlanet's Media Wagon

Description: Original upload date: August 8, 2019  Original description: Phillop wakes up and finds out that his hat got stolen!  The TRF Data Crew belongs to Dan P. Lyons and Alexander Mortensen.

Transcript

00:00You

00:17Hey look, it's phila. I dreamed that I meet you here. Come give me a kiss on the cheek

00:25All right, then

00:27phila phila wake up stop daydreaming

00:34What near me I've had a dream about that

00:38I kissed a girl on the cheek and she quite looks like you you can discuss your dream later

00:45Philip, but for now you just gotta find your hat because it's gone. Of course. It's gone

00:51I don't wear it when I go to bed Philip

00:55This is serious. I think your hat has been stolen

01:01Stolen

01:03From a crook what?

01:06My hat got stolen ah son of a bitch

01:14Hey philip what's wrong Ruthie?

01:16Ruthie I'm fucking pissed pissed pissed why because I can't find my bloody hat anywhere

01:23Didn't you look hard enough?

01:24Of course I looked hard enough and then all of a sudden no result of my hat

01:30But do you remember where you put it?

01:32Of course. I remember where I put it. I ain't retarded

01:35I put it in me coat hanger in my room, and then when I woke up all of a sudden

01:40Poof no hat no hat on my head

01:43I'm assuming that it got stolen

01:45That's what Naomi said it got stolen

01:49But who could it be let me give you a hint

01:52The blue bunny I saw her outside

01:55Oh

01:56God no

01:58Olivia

02:00Olivia the bad bunny

02:02I'm gonna get that twat

02:04Hey, Macario

02:06I'm Philip. I want to be cool. I suck at life. I love to drink tea and pee all over the floor

02:15Hey

02:17Olivia

02:18Allison Larson

02:19Give me my hat back with hair on it. This is a feather shit stain

02:24Are you seriously that stupid? Have you ever went to school teaching about animal science before hey?

02:32I've been to animal science in seventh grade

02:35But I am never taking that class again because it teaches about penises and vaginas

02:42Oh

02:46Philip you're so full of shit your hat looks like shit even I can make a better feather on this pimp hat

02:53Yeah, Philip probably just made that from a chicken

02:57He probably got the chicken feather and dyed it

03:01No, Macario no

03:03He probably made that feather out of pipe cleaners and grass and probably shoved it up his ass and took a pink shit and made it die

03:12Just give me my fucking hat back

03:15Want your hat then here you can take this piece of shit hat

03:19I showed it to my mother and she said it was worthless

03:23Broken son of a bitch get a real pimp hat rather than crafting it

03:28Fuck you Olivia you blue ice cream looking like ass you fucking wanker

03:34Oh, thank Christ. I got my hat back my precious little hat at least it has no damages

03:53So

03:56I

03:58Don't

04:00Don't

04:03Don't

04:04I

04:05Don't

04:06Don't

04:07Don't

04:08Don't

04:10Don't

04:10What is that?

04:24If I have a plan...

04:31Sonont Etacurotoxin etentameen.

Category

Transcript

Be the first to comment

Recommended