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00:00Ah!
00:02Oh, my God!
00:04You scared me!
00:06Well, you scared me staying out this late!
00:08Okay, we're even.
00:10Let's play again tomorrow.
00:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14Where were you?
00:16Well, you know I'm taking that night school management class.
00:18Oh, my God.
00:20Oh, my God.
00:22Oh, my God.
00:24You scared me.
00:26Well, you scared me staying out this late.
00:28Oh, I'm taking that night school management class.
00:30Oh, I don't remember you saying it was a midnight school.
00:34What? No.
00:36Uh, I mean, I wasn't in class.
00:39I was with class people studying.
00:43A study group!
00:45How long have you been dating this study group?
00:48I don't, what do you even...
00:50Three dates.
00:52I thought so.
00:53Nobody wears lipstick to a study group.
00:56Great detective work, Bobby.
00:58I'm going to sleep.
00:59You're not gonna get much sleep with me
01:00sitting on the side of the bread saying,
01:02Who's the guy?
01:03Who's the guy?
01:04Who's the guy?
01:05Just the guy I met in class.
01:07Am I done being grilled now?
01:09Oh, honey, the barbecue's just starting.
01:11But I'm happy for you.
01:13When can I meet him?
01:16No.
01:17No, I haven't introduced you to any other guys I've dated before.
01:21What?
01:22There were other guys?
01:24Oh.
01:25How many?
01:26What's their names?
01:27Okay.
01:28Okay, stop.
01:29I will bring him to the tavern.
01:31Happy?
01:32Very.
01:33Okay, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.
01:37I gotta redo all my creams again.
01:40Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight
01:45To get through the day and sleep on through the night
01:49But here you'll find a place
01:51That'll surely lift your spirits
01:54You belong in Hat Beach Place
01:59I just found something strange in the bathroom.
02:03Well, don't tell Steve.
02:04He won't be able to stop thinking about it.
02:08Why do they even allow public restrooms?
02:13It's a phone.
02:14Somebody must have left it in there last night.
02:16Where was it?
02:17On top of the hand dryer.
02:19Huh.
02:20So he's tall.
02:23Or short and he was drying his hair.
02:25What kind of a miscreant takes his phone out in a public restroom?
02:31Hello?
02:32Guess what I'm doing?
02:38It's locked.
02:39I'm going to put it in lost and found.
02:41Ooh, a text.
02:43Ooh.
02:44Yes, please.
02:46We can't read his messages.
02:48We have no right to violate this man's privacy.
02:50Peking isn't violating.
02:53Yeah, Peking is cute.
02:55Yeah, it's cute.
02:57Only if you're a baby or a koala.
03:00Or a baby koala.
03:04But what if it's the guy texting his own phone,
03:08explaining where he is and how we can help?
03:15It's not.
03:18Look, it's none of our business.
03:20Phone's going in the lost and phone.
03:23You're right.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Thanks for being our conscience, Takoda.
03:28Like Jesus taking the wheel, Takoda's taking the phone.
03:41Huh?
03:42Oh, I drove by your place and saw you're not home yet.
03:45You better not be with her.
03:48Oh.
03:50All caps.
03:52This is going in my locker.
03:56At least he told us where to lock us.
03:58I don't understand why we need this.
03:59All lost and found items should be kept behind the bar, not in lockers.
04:11I think that policy should be clearly stated.
04:16Lunch rush is over.
04:17You want me to make you something?
04:19Yes, please.
04:20A double bacon cheeseburger.
04:21Oh.
04:22And put some avocado on it.
04:23I'm trying to eat healthy.
04:27I'll pop an extra lettuce leaf on there for you.
04:31Oh.
04:32I wanted to remind you to please bring your truck this Saturday.
04:35I'm feeling a little lucky for our antiquing trip.
04:39Oh, my gosh.
04:40I'd love to see Emmett traipsing through antique shops.
04:43Did I say traipsy?
04:50I meant staring angrily.
04:54Hey, did Isabella and that guy get here yet?
04:57Not yet.
04:59Can you believe Isabella's trying to keep that guy a secret from me?
05:03Well...
05:04What?
05:06You can believe it?
05:07Why?
05:08Well, sometimes you can be a little...
05:12You know.
05:14What?
05:15You know.
05:19Judgmental.
05:20Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've heard in my life.
05:23I said sometimes, okay?
05:26And what I mean is that you're protective of the people that you care about.
05:30You know, like a judge.
05:35Isabella and Lucas are here.
05:38Lucas?
05:39Judging?
05:43Lucas!
05:45There we go.
05:47Oh, my.
05:50Bobby, somebody should run out and get some bird seed,
05:54because we got a couple of cute lovebirds in the house.
06:01Okay, Gabby, this is Gabby.
06:03She's an acquired taste.
06:04Acquired like getting your nipples pinched.
06:13Lucas, this is my sister, Bobby.
06:15Hi.
06:16Bobby, this is Lucas.
06:17Nice to meet you.
06:18Can I get you anything?
06:19A nice cold beer?
06:20I know it's early, but we don't judge.
06:23It's great to meet you, Bobby.
06:24Uh, your sister talks a lot about you.
06:25Oh.
06:26Well, she must like you a lot, because she hadn't told me anything about you.
06:30What would you like to know?
06:32Oh, just the basics.
06:33Your age, height, earliest embarrassing childhood memory.
06:36Uh, 29, 5'10".
06:38I drink from puddles.
06:44I like him already.
06:47Uh, Lucas Wilkins, this is Emmett Hawkins, our chef extraordinaire.
06:52You hungry?
06:53I'm working on some bacon burgers.
06:55Oh.
06:56So far, I've been offered bacon burgers and day drinking.
06:58I like it here.
07:01You want to hear something fun?
07:03The University of Tennessee used to have a place kicker named Lucas Wilkins.
07:08You want to hear something funnier?
07:10That was me.
07:12Well, I'll be damned.
07:14Come here, give me a hug.
07:18You can stay here forever.
07:20Ah, gee, I'd love to, but I gotta run or I'll be late for class.
07:22Ooh, polite and punctual.
07:24You got all the three Ps.
07:26What's the third?
07:28Purdy.
07:30I'm getting the feeling I made a good impression,
07:32so I'm gonna get out of here before I screw it up.
07:34It's great to meet you all.
07:35Nice to meet you, too.
07:36Bye-bye.
07:37Come back and see us.
07:38Yeah.
07:39He's great, right?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah, and easy on the eyes.
07:43And the nose.
07:45Saddlewood and pine.
07:48That boy kicked a 48-yard field goal against Ole Miss in the rain.
07:56So, what did you think?
08:02I think he's great.
08:03I love the way he rushed out here to get to class.
08:06He must be an excellent student.
08:08Oh, he's not a student.
08:10I thought you said you met him in class.
08:12I did.
08:13And I am so glad you already like him, because he's my professor.
08:18Ooh!
08:23The fourth B.
08:31What?
08:32You're dating your professor?
08:33Okay.
08:34I know what you're thinking, but don't worry.
08:36He wasn't some creepy teacher hitting on me.
08:39I asked him out.
08:42Survey says...
08:44Still creepy!
08:47No.
08:48I went out with my biology teacher in high school.
08:50Yeah.
08:53Aced that class.
08:55You were 23 in high school.
08:58See, Bobby, this is why I didn't want to tell you.
09:02But I was hoping if you'd met him, you'd see him as a person, not a profession.
09:06It's just weird.
09:07It's a line that shouldn't be crossed.
09:09What if it doesn't bother us?
09:10What does it matter?
09:11Yeah, Bobby.
09:12What happens between two consenting adults is none of our business.
09:15I can't believe y'all are okay with this.
09:18I knew I shouldn't have done this.
09:20You darn tootin' you shouldn't have done it.
09:22I meant telling you about him.
09:24I darn tootin' shouldn't have done that.
09:32Yeah, I wish Bobby would keep her nose out of Isabella's private life.
09:36Agreed.
09:37It's absolutely none of her business.
09:41The phone!
09:45Wait, wait, wait.
09:47Maybe Takoda had a point.
09:49Maybe we have no right to violate this person's privacy.
09:54Always remember, we hesitate.
09:58He put a padlock on it.
09:59Oh, he's never done that before.
10:01My God!
10:02It's like he doesn't even trust us.
10:08I'm your big sister, and I love you.
10:11And I don't want you saying him again.
10:15Because he has power over you, you're not equals.
10:19What?
10:20No smart answers?
10:21Ha!
10:22I didn't think so, little missy.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Who are you talkin' to?
10:27Oh!
10:28Uh, no, I wasn't talkin' to nobody.
10:30Just that chair.
10:31Nobody.
10:32What?
10:35I'm going to bed.
10:36Oh, hang on a second.
10:37We need to talk about this.
10:38Yeah, I heard you.
10:41And you don't have to worry.
10:43I'm not gonna see him anymore.
10:45Okay, then.
10:46Talk not necessary.
10:48Proceed to bed.
10:52Do you know that I couldn't get you out of my head
10:55after your little lecture today?
10:57You made me totally self-conscious with Lucas.
11:00Good, because you shouldn't be seeing him.
11:02You're not equals.
11:04So, I guess you seeing Emmett is wrong, too.
11:07What are you talkin' about?
11:09You're his boss.
11:11You could fire him if he doesn't make you happy?
11:14Emmett won't do anything he doesn't wanna do.
11:17Really?
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:19Maybe you two could talk about that
11:21while you drag him antiquing again this weekend.
11:29I like arguing with you better.
11:34Good news.
11:35Takoda didn't lock his locker this morning.
11:38I think that means we've earned his trust back.
11:41Oh, thank God.
11:43It is important that he feels safe.
11:45Yeah.
11:46You won't believe what the girlfriend is saying.
11:48Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
11:50The drama continues.
11:52Okay.
11:53I know you've been with her.
11:55I've given you everything,
11:57and you can't even call me back?
12:00What kind of man treats the love of his life like garbage?
12:04It's a fair question.
12:05I mean, this poor woman.
12:08She has what my abuela would call
12:10el radar dañado.
12:12A bad picker.
12:15What if it's him?
12:16What if it's her?
12:17What if it stops ringing and we never find out?
12:22Hello?
12:23No!
12:25I'm talking now.
12:29I'm starting a new life.
12:31And by the way, I did sleep with your brother.
12:36Oh!
12:41Wow!
12:43She's perfect for him.
12:46What do you mean?
12:47She was probably a perfectly reasonable woman
12:50before she met this monster.
12:52Yeah, but she didn't have to sleep with the monster's brother.
12:55You don't know.
12:56So often, the only option is sleep with their brother.
13:09Can I put the margarita salt next to the cayenne pepper?
13:13Of course. Why would you ask that?
13:15Because?
13:16It might be inappropriate for the two of them to be together
13:18since the cayenne pepper is more powerful.
13:24I know what you're subtly trying to say, and you're wrong.
13:28Bobby, do we make a decision on ribs or rib eyes for tomorrow's special?
13:32Ribs.
13:34You're the boss.
13:38Wow.
13:40That was bad timing, huh?
13:42Wait, where are you going?
13:44To find out if I'm in a relationship or an HR violation.
13:52I didn't mean to cause any trouble between Bobby and Emmett.
13:55I just wanted to make her feel bad.
13:57Is that any better?
14:02Hey, what'd you say that?
14:06Say what?
14:07You're the boss.
14:09Because you are.
14:12You didn't have to tell everyone.
14:14I'm pretty sure they already know that.
14:18You want to go antiquing with me, right?
14:21Yeah, sure.
14:26Hey, you know, I don't think we can hit all the shops on Saturday,
14:29so let's go on Sunday, too.
14:32Uh, Sunday's football.
14:36Is that a problem?
14:37I mean, you don't really have to watch that, do you?
14:43No?
14:46I don't guess.
14:48Hey, why don't we skip the barbecue place for lunch and go to the tea shop?
14:53Yeah.
14:54You know, they've got the little lace dollies and tiny finger sandwiches.
15:00If that's what you want.
15:04You know what'd be cute?
15:06Let's wear matching outfits.
15:08Okay, I don't have any bandanas that will fit you.
15:13But what's really going on here?
15:16I think you're only doing what I want because I'm your boss.
15:18What?
15:19Yes.
15:20And you're thinking you need to keep me happy or I'll fire you.
15:24Okay, listen.
15:25When I say you're the boss, I don't really mean it.
15:28I mean, I pretty much do what I want to do around here anyway.
15:29Well, maybe I should fire you.
15:30And I don't need to make you happy.
15:31I want to.
15:32Oh, really?
15:33Yes.
15:34That's what men do for the women they care about.
15:36The stupid stuff they hate.
15:39That's so romantic.
15:41I know.
15:42Dating the girls.
15:43But, I mean, I pretty much do what I want to do around here anyway.
15:46I mean, I pretty much do what I want to do around here anyway.
15:49Well, maybe I should fire you.
15:52And I don't need to make you happy.
15:55I want to.
15:56Oh, really?
15:57Yes.
15:58That's what men do for the women they care about.
15:59The stupid stuff they hate.
16:01I know dating the boss is truly a bad idea for a lot of people.
16:07But if it works for us, what does it matter?
16:11You know, I think that's what Isabella's been trying to tell me.
16:14Yeah.
16:15Hey, don't tell her we had this conversation, okay?
16:18Okay.
16:19Thanks.
16:20You're the boss.
16:31I had every right to...
16:33Would you let me finish?
16:39You were being a hypocrite.
16:40And I refuse to feel bad if it caused problems between you and Emmett.
16:43Okay?
16:44That's on you.
16:45Not on me.
16:46Hey.
16:47I'm sorry, Bobby.
16:48Please forgive me.
16:49Ho, ho, ho.
16:50For what?
16:51I shouldn't have said anything about you and Emmett.
16:53I just got frustrated because you were being such a hypocrite.
16:58Gotta say, I've heard better apologies.
17:01Now, don't worry about us.
17:03We're fine.
17:04He thought it was funny.
17:06The butt.
17:08Good.
17:09Are we okay, though?
17:11I don't like fighting with you.
17:12I don't like fighting with you either.
17:14Mainly because you're better at it than I am.
17:17Well, I had a lot of practice with my mom.
17:20And she was really good.
17:23Hey, my daughter's no slouch either.
17:26Do you think that was the real issue here?
17:28That I was sneaking around like you were my mom and you were all,
17:31This is wrong!
17:37You know, I oughta be mad at you for that, but that's pretty good.
17:41You know, you're so young that sometimes I forget we're supposed to be equals.
17:46Well, from now on, you can work on that and...
17:49I'll work on trying not to look so young.
17:54Deal.
17:55Hey, if you want me to, I can call Lucas up and tell him what happened.
17:59I don't know.
18:00For a professor, he talked a lot about place kicking.
18:05Yeah, I don't think that was going anywhere.
18:07Really?
18:08You seemed pretty upset last night.
18:09Oh, I was just doing that to punish you.
18:12Now you really remind me of Gracie.
18:20You did what?
18:22Gabby thought it was important.
18:23We gave this man his comeuppance and, you know, it's a Tuesday.
18:26They're slow.
18:30Okay, here we go.
18:33I cannot wait to wipe that smug look off his cocky face.
18:37I heard that you have my phone.
18:55Your phone?
18:56It's one of the cellular phones.
19:02That's it.
19:06Okay.
19:07You, sir, at your age, should have learned to treat women better.
19:14You're right.
19:15I'm sorry, sir, but these two read your text messages.
19:22And it seems you're not very nice to your girlfriend.
19:25That's my wife.
19:28We like to keep it fresh.
19:32With a little role-playing.
19:39There you are, you dirty dog.
19:42You caught me.
19:45Tom carrying around town.
19:47Oh, no, no, no.
19:49Yes, that is correct.
19:51So now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson, you naughty boy.
20:00But lunch first.
20:03Oh, lunch, yes.
20:05You're so right, sugar.
20:07We have to take care of his blood sugar.
20:10These two snoops have been reading our texts.
20:14What?
20:16Put a little pizzazz in our game.
20:18You're right, it did.
20:21You know what?
20:23You better give us your phone numbers and we can keep you in the fun.
20:27You know, I'm sorry, but I don't give my phone number to strangers.
20:32And now she's worried about privacy.
20:36It's your last sugar.
20:39Oh.
20:40Right this way.
20:41Oh, all right.
20:42Follow me.
20:43Say, honey, aren't you a tall drink of water?
20:51We apologize, and to make it up, we'd like to buy your lunch.
20:55Oh, my goodness.
20:56Look at Mr. Rockefeller here all of a sudden.
21:01Well, hello, Red.
21:08I mean, I like antiquing, but not that much.
21:14You know what? On second thought, here's my number.
21:26Oh, God.
21:30Wait a minute.
21:32Let's er elimination.
21:34Let's go.
21:36Through my twitter.
21:39I'll see you next time, eh.
21:41After Jessica Kisnel.
21:43I could or not be on my note.
21:47I thought it was like everything I'd do, like I said,
21:50I was going to hear.
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