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00:00What are these for?
00:01Premier League nightly wins.
00:03Is that from this year?
00:04Probably this year or last year.
00:06Yeah. How many did you get? Five this year?
00:08Four, yeah.
00:09Five. And you get a nice bonus as well, don't you, for winning the night?
00:12We can all do the maths, Luke. What's that?
00:13Whoa, five times. Whoa, you're doing all right.
00:16Nice. Some nice family photos.
00:19But you can do all this.
00:20You can't pass your driving theory.
00:27This is what we've tuned in for.
00:29Muno, look at this.
00:30I can't.
00:31Oh!
00:32Wow!
00:33It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:35Oh!
00:36What?
00:37Oh, no!
00:38Oh, this is awful.
00:39I'm crying.
00:41Oh!
00:42Oh, I'm happy.
00:44That makes me happy.
00:45This is a bit of you.
00:46My people.
00:47Fish bumpies!
00:48We've all got an undercarriage.
00:51Grow up!
00:53In the summer of 2025, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:58Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery Plus.
01:04People probably say, I'm a people pleaser.
01:06I like to say yes, not no.
01:08And I have, like, a resting happy face.
01:11A resting happy face?
01:12I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:14Someone's just almost like this.
01:16Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:20No, I don't!
01:21You are.
01:22Like, that's such an amazing trait to have.
01:25And you're like, oh, you'd dump someone because they're too happy.
01:29Too happy!
01:31The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:35I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:38There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:41And we're on a huge world tour.
01:44I saw Jason Orange every day.
01:45And I've got to tell you this, the truth.
01:46No one sees him and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:48It's just true.
01:49And he did like a traitors.
01:50When he recognised...
01:51When he realised I'd recognised him, I was in Muswell Hill.
01:54This is God's honest truth.
01:55I was like, that's Jason Orange.
01:56And he went like this.
01:57What, he hid?
01:58He hid and sort of smiled and scurried off.
02:00I love that.
02:01And then I Googled it and no one knows where he is.
02:04What did you Google?
02:06Where's Jason Orange?
02:07Jason Orange.
02:08What's he been up to?
02:09Does he live in Muswell Hill?
02:11And the bed-hopping began on ITV too.
02:15Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:17I don't even feel like I need to say it to you much, lad.
02:21I am glad, though, that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:25And to be clear, I never was.
02:27How did you meet your missus?
02:28Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:32Oh, OK.
02:33Player!
02:35He got game!
02:39In Essex.
02:44They're lovely crisps, then.
02:46Mmm, I like them.
02:47Well, kettle chips.
02:48Oh, they were the kettle ones.
02:50They're nice.
02:51They cook them in a kettle.
02:52Rylan and his mum, Linda.
02:54So, you know, like your kettle?
02:56Yeah.
02:57For example, you could slice up potato.
02:58Right, this ain't a wind-up.
02:59I'm telling you now, Mum.
03:00You slice, that's why they're called kettle chips.
03:02Oh, I'm going to try, then.
03:03You slice up potato, put it in.
03:05Yeah.
03:06And...
03:07Oh, God, you're winding me up, aren't you?
03:10Oh, is that your bear's arms?
03:11Sorry.
03:12Look.
03:13Do you know what?
03:14No, it's only when you said,
03:15I'm going to try it, I thought you'd better not.
03:18You'd burn the ass down.
03:20In June, it was time to find out
03:22how clever some famous faces were on ITV.
03:26I'm actually getting a little bit hot now,
03:28thinking about the fact we're going to have to try
03:29and answer this question,
03:30and I think you're going to get it,
03:31and I'm not,
03:32because the 1% Club is not my comfort zone.
03:35How would you say your general knowledge is?
03:37Ooh, not good.
03:38No.
03:39I'll be honest, that was the answer as I expected.
03:40Yeah.
03:41And you got the right answer.
03:42You just have no general knowledge,
03:44because you don't watch the news.
03:46I do watch the news.
03:47Do you?
03:48Yeah.
03:49I always swipe to the little side-like thing on my phone.
03:51I don't mean the news on your phone,
03:52I mean on the TV.
03:53Yeah, I watch you.
03:54Do you?
03:55When Mum puts it on.
03:57Tonight, our contestants are all professional footballers
04:00and celebrities who support Soccer Aid.
04:02Why haven't they asked me to play in Soccer Aid?
04:05Oh, I hate it when they do celebrity versions of stuff.
04:08It's never as good as just the normal ones.
04:11The 1% Club Soccer Aid Special!
04:13I normally do quite all right on this.
04:18You're good at any quiz, you are.
04:20It's time for our first question.
04:24Right, get ready.
04:25Lock in.
04:26Lock in.
04:2790%, this is always easy.
04:28This is like, what day is it?
04:30Which of the following three pieces
04:32doesn't correctly match the image?
04:35Ooh, I like Jill Scott.
04:36I do.
04:40Easily, the ear.
04:41Earring B.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Earring B.
04:44Wait, the eye?
04:45No, it's not the eye.
04:46No, the earring.
04:47What, doesn't match?
04:48Doesn't match.
04:49No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there
04:51and there shouldn't be.
04:52But then it...
04:53No, because of a mouth.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:55I think her eye is okay.
04:56The mouth isn't.
04:57I think it's the eyebrow.
04:58No, it's B.
04:59It's A.
05:00It's B!
05:03Nobody should get this wrong.
05:05We can't be out for this one.
05:06See, that's the thing as well.
05:08They always make it easy for celebrities
05:10because they're all thick.
05:11Yeah.
05:12I've even forgot what we did.
05:14Yeah.
05:15We were naming what we did.
05:16B.
05:17Did we do?
05:18Yeah, yeah.
05:19One out?
05:20Right, we lost one of you.
05:24He's a referee.
05:25Is he?
05:26Yeah.
05:27Do you know what they say about referees, boy?
05:28You don't know what you're doing.
05:31He's the ref that's always on Sky,
05:33stands by the wrong decisions.
05:35So I'm glad he's out.
05:36It's B.
05:37Because the earring is different on Jill's ear.
05:39Woo!
05:40We got it right, B.
05:41Yes, indeed.
05:4290% of the country got that right.
05:44And you and the ref got it wrong.
05:46Let's move on to the 35% question.
05:49Oh, 35, mate.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51Get on your game.
05:52This is going to be hard.
05:53Ooh, trickier.
05:54Ooh.
05:55Which Premier League football team is this rhyming code for?
05:58Nest Jam.
06:00Nest Jam.
06:01It's not West Ham, is it?
06:03Ah!
06:04He's on it!
06:05He's on it!
06:06It's West Ham!
06:07West Ham.
06:08Why is it West Ham?
06:09Nest Jam.
06:11Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:13Yeah?
06:14Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:16Come on.
06:17Tottenham.
06:18Nespot.
06:19Tottenham.
06:20Tottenham.
06:21No, it's rhyming.
06:22Yes, bro.
06:23Tottenham.
06:25Premier League football.
06:26West Ham.
06:27Nest.
06:28West Ham.
06:29Liverpool.
06:30I don't know all the teams.
06:31Arsenal.
06:32Brentford.
06:33Nest Jam.
06:34Nest Jam.
06:35No, don't say Nest Jam.
06:36You said Nest Jam 17 times now.
06:37It's not helping.
06:38West Ham!
06:39West Ham!
06:40What?
06:41Nest...
06:42No idea.
06:44Nest Jam.
06:45Nest Jam.
06:46Nest Jam.
06:47West Jam.
06:48West Ham!
06:49West Ham.
06:50West Ham rhymes with Nest Jam.
06:52I can't believe you actually got that right.
06:54That's fucking unbelievable.
06:56Mm.
06:57I'm not going to lie, that was very quick from me.
06:58I'm quite proud of that.
06:59That's...
07:00Nest Jam!
07:01Yeah, if you say it quick and...
07:02Ooh, ooh, ooh, Nest Jam!
07:04I don't know their chant.
07:05Also, yeah, you've never been to a football game.
07:08Ooh, ooh, ooh, Nest Jam!
07:11It's time for the 30% question.
07:13Come on, Perry.
07:14Head in the game.
07:1530% question.
07:17What does that even mean?
07:18Which England footballer is spelt out in this code below?
07:21Oh, no.
07:22Eh?
07:23How am I supposed to know hieroglyphics?
07:25I used to know them.
07:26I used to learn them.
07:27I used to have a hieroglyphics bookmark on papyrus.
07:33What?
07:34They've got to be Roman letters or something.
07:36Snake eye, bird wave.
07:38Whale, comb eye foot wings.
07:41What?
07:42Let me concentrate.
07:45Oh, er...
07:46It's got Frank Kirby, I think.
07:48I think one of us has to just gamble.
07:49You have to go somewhere and I'll go somewhere.
07:51Other buyers are both out.
07:55Hey, Mary Earps.
07:56I'm going to go Frank Kirby.
07:58It's Frank Kirby.
07:59Because the second letter of the first name
08:01and the third letter of the last name
08:03are the same in Fran and Kirby.
08:06Makes no sense at all.
08:07Absolutely not.
08:08I think I'm using a pass.
08:09Definitely used my pass.
08:11Let's see who got it right.
08:12Everyone's going to be out.
08:13This is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
08:15I'll tell you that for now.
08:18Oh, and they're just ticking them off.
08:21Well, and me.
08:22No, because we used a pass.
08:23It's Frank Kirby.
08:24The only symbol that is repeated
08:26represents the second letter of the first name
08:28and the third letter of the second name.
08:30Mmm!
08:32Mmm!
08:33Ross, you need to go on there.
08:34Is that going to be on most clever now?
08:37No, absolutely not.
08:38You took a guess and I took a guess.
08:40Strategically, we played for each other there
08:41because we took a punt each.
08:43After whittling down the sports stars and celebrities
08:45here in the studio,
08:46we are left with the 1% question.
08:48This is it.
08:49Right, deals, come on.
08:50In the opening verse
08:52to the original version of Three Lions,
08:54what two words feature
08:56exactly three times in the lyrics?
08:59Three Lions...
09:00Mama, please don't.
09:01They've seen it all before
09:04They just know
09:06they're so sure
09:10Is it it?
09:11It!
09:12It!
09:13It!
09:14It!
09:15It!
09:16It!
09:17It!
09:18It!
09:19It!
09:20It!
09:21It and No!
09:22It!
09:23It and No!
09:24England's going to throw, blow it away but No.
09:25So no!
09:26Is it no?
09:27I don't know.
09:28Oh, this game's stressing me out.
09:32Three No's, it's No and It!
09:33No and It!
09:34No and it!
09:35Yeah, there's three no's.
09:36No and it!
09:37No and it.
09:39It and no.
09:42That's what I said.
09:43I said no, did I?
09:44Yeah, you said no.
09:47No and it!
09:48Yeah!
09:51It's literally the greatest moment of my life!
09:55Why didn't they ask you on then?
09:56I can't believe it.
09:57And they all thought I was dopey.
09:59Yeah?
10:00But why did we get it right?
10:01Because you're fucking intelligent.
10:03You're answering things right and you just do it automatically.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Without thought.
10:09Since you start thinking.
10:10I do everything without thought.
10:11I mean there's nothing worse than fucking thinking is there?
10:14Yeah, yeah.
10:22In Brighton.
10:23I like your socks Joe.
10:24They're um, they're tartan.
10:26Where are they from?
10:27Scotland.
10:28Friends Roisin and Joe.
10:30They're not from Scotland.
10:32I get all my socks in Scotland.
10:33You don't get all my socks?
10:34I do.
10:35I get my socks in Scotland, my trousers from Wales and my top and my underwear from England.
10:43And Ireland I accessorise.
10:46I accessorise from Ireland.
10:47Okay.
10:49Socks from Scotland, trousers from Wales, tops and underwear from England.
10:54I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
10:56Okay.
10:57I only care about the socks.
10:58The rest of your clothes are boring.
10:59The socks add some pizzazz.
11:00Do you want to work up my luggage?
11:01No.
11:02Mainland Europe.
11:03In July, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
11:08Hey Clay, you're single, would you let me match make you?
11:10No.
11:11No.
11:12What do you mean no right away?
11:13Who would you put me with?
11:14Would you not trust me?
11:15I don't know.
11:16I don't know.
11:19I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:24Woohoo, la la.
11:25So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:28I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad and he quite likes it because
11:31he's got to come back here for work so he gets to be away from her quite a lot.
11:35That sounds like a good relationship.
11:36Oh yeah, rock solid.
11:38I'm Victoria.
11:39Hi Victoria.
11:40I like her already.
11:41I love her.
11:42In a few hours, I'm headed to the airport going to Ireland.
11:45Ireland.
11:46You do love Irish accent?
11:47I love an Irish accent.
11:48I mean, I do love a ginger.
11:50I love a ginger.
11:51I love a ginger.
11:52That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:53Love some freckles.
11:54They drink a lot.
11:56I mean she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
11:58She's going to Ireland because you think they drink a lot, they're ginger and they have
12:01freckles.
12:03Sorry.
12:04She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:08This is the matchmaker.
12:09But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:13She's desperate to date anyone.
12:16I want to see your wish list.
12:19Oh, wish list.
12:20Here we go.
12:21Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:22So what have we got here?
12:24Okay, full head of hair.
12:27Full head of hair.
12:28Good.
12:29No bald people.
12:30Right.
12:31Because I feel like I'm like spontaneous and I want someone with like a dark side.
12:35A dark side?
12:36Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:37Yeah, or evil villains.
12:39Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:43What, tattoos?
12:45Do like drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:47What?
12:48Did she say drugs?
12:49Did she say drugs?
12:50You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:53I thought she said that.
12:54What the fuck?
12:55Someone like wild, like maybe they've been arrested.
12:58I've been in prison.
13:01She wants an absolute rogue.
13:02You know what you say?
13:03I quite like bad boys, but I shouldn't.
13:05She got really excited.
13:06I need him to have been arrested.
13:08Maybe a few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:11I really love a mugshot.
13:13Today is my first official date.
13:17Katarina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:20An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:23So the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:26Dave.
13:27Dave.
13:28Dave.
13:29Dave.
13:30Dave, the dangerous Dave.
13:31Dangerous Dave.
13:32Oh, watch out.
13:33Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:38Irish bad boy.
13:39Come on.
13:40Where's Dave at?
13:44Frickin' hell.
13:49Why does he sound like the cross-channel fairy?
13:54How are you?
13:55Good, how are you?
13:56Good.
13:57Nice to meet you.
13:58He looks like a nice boy.
13:59Nice.
14:00He looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:01Oh, just there.
14:03Ah!
14:04There you go.
14:05Oh, God.
14:06Don't give Dangerous Dave a hose.
14:07Can I blast myself with it?
14:09Can I blast myself with it?
14:10Whoa!
14:11He's mad!
14:12He's mad!
14:13He's mad!
14:14He's mad!
14:15Fucking mad!
14:16That was kind of sore, actually.
14:17Of course it was.
14:18You just jet washed your face, Dave.
14:19Probably got a black eye.
14:20Yeah, quite sore, actually.
14:21Victoria seems like she's up for good fun and I really like that about her. I appreciated
14:24that.
14:25So, like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:26Dave is unbelievable.
14:27That is definitely an aphrodisiac. I am getting so excited. I'm feeling Randy now. What about
14:33you?
14:34You sweet talking bastard.
14:35Imagine in broad daylight, without a drink, without even a bit of flirting, someone just
14:56goes, I've got the horn for you.
14:59Just to let you know, I have an erection. I've had four oysters and I'm as hard as a
15:06tank.
15:07Let me try some, like, the green sauce. How's that? Oh, that's a good. Is that enough?
15:12He's put too much on there.
15:13This is going to be another Dave Wild moment, isn't it?
15:16Not wild.
15:17Yeah.
15:22He's taken the horn out of him.
15:27Speaking of spice, let's put some in my eye.
15:30Please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Please do it.
15:33What are you doing?
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:39No!
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15:48No!
15:49No!
15:50No!
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15:55No!
15:56No!
15:57No!
15:58Tan for a fucking lunatic.
15:59For her next date – a great icebreaker – like to be able to go, what's your worst
16:02first date no one would believe it.
16:04Yeah that's true, yeah.
16:05A guy turned up with a train horn told me he was horny, then poured Tabasco in his
16:09eyes.
16:10Yeah – and sprayed himself in the face with a high pressured hose!
16:13with a high-pressured hose in Manchester do you know what in all my time I've never been on a
16:21parents whatsapp group how good is that that's terrible friends Mark and Kelly funny though
16:29they're not they are I was clap rep when you class rep when class rep yeah what did you have to do
16:39to be class rep I don't know but I put a lot of gifts on my uh on my whatsapps you'd have hated
16:43you just put gifts on your whatsapps all the time you'd have hated me I would put little things out
16:49going morning everyone leave leave Mark Chapman has left the group in the summer we were taken on
16:59another big boating adventure with this quick hurry up because we're gonna miss canal boat diaries so
17:06don't change the channel have you been on the canal boat yeah but slept on one really horrible
17:12experience I'm Robbie coming that's me hello that's him I've watched this before I love him you know
17:22what I think Robbie's now become one of the heroes and this is my narrowboat home the naughty lass the
17:29naughty lass hello I like that I like that naughty lass double entendre come on come on I learned that
17:36word recently you know really I've been waiting to use it boy lovely start to the morning he just had
17:44his hands in the naughty lass's gearbox then can you show that on the cellar this time I'm tackling the
17:51Basingstoke Canal the Basingstoke Canal don't want to throw shade at anyone here doesn't sound amazing
18:04do you reckon by lock three it's a bit boring like the first one's quite fun second one you get the end
18:10of it and then you're like this again yeah this trip is likely to be a bit of a challenge for me go
18:17on the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for weed Basingstoke Canal's notorious for weed it is always
18:25always always was yeah always was mate wait wait wait wait wait oh getting caught on the propeller oh no
18:33weeds oh wait wait wait no although it's somewhere I'm really looking forward to exploring there is a
18:40side of me that's thinking can I actually make it to the end I don't know oh shit there's the jeopardy
18:45Robbie don't be mad turn back it's the Basingstoke Canal as soon as I enter it there's a massive raft of
18:54weeds oh he's got to get through those weeds yeah and what we know the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for
19:00than Denise here we go go on thankfully that weed wasn't a worry oh thank God for that I'm so happy
19:11for you right another early morning and I just need to make myself some breakfast before I set off oh
19:19what's he gonna have this is gonna be interesting what's he got looking at my supplies here of my
19:26homemade muesli that needs to be topped up oh there's tea well there's nothing like watching
19:32someone make their own muesli I'll tell you what mate that's it life in the fast lane add some more
19:38oats some seeds dried fruit that's not breakfast no and I usually put in some kind of naughty sugary cereal
19:49so I've got some hoops hang on he's chucked some Cheerios in there yeah that's not healthy oh he's the most
19:56wholesome but boring man I've ever been and guys no one's said anything but frosted trinnies oh I feel
20:09sorry for him no I don't know look at him look at his little hat so patronizing look at his little
20:16hat he's coming into fleet oh he's coming into fleet now oh I've just seen possibly the lowest bridge
20:26that I've ever come across oh oh no this is the highlight of his day this is hilarious that's gonna
20:40be tricky I think it's that bit the boat gets that well if it does it alive and hit the fuck up yeah
20:46oh no Robbie I think there might have been some breakage oh shit he's gonna be stuck this is what
20:57we've tuned in for the boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge why did he go that far in
21:03I don't know what I'm gonna do and they thought the weed was gonna be the problem common sense like
21:10why did he not just think oh I'm not getting under there take all the stuff off he's worried all his
21:16energies I'm knocking up his own muesli yeah you have to call my friend Jamie he lives locally with
21:21his family and he helped me the other day so I'm hoping he can help me again unless he's fucking
21:26Superman or something I imagine turning up to that going what the fuck do you what do you want me to do
21:33yeah why have you called me well because you're a mate and I know you live local you know I work in an
21:39office he came down jumped on the front of the boat adding a bit more weight agent way out does
21:48he that gave us just enough room with Jamie on the front to get the boat underneath the bridge wow
21:54and he's through oh thank God that was real that was touch and go then thanks for rescuing me thanks
22:01Jamie see ya is this actually a show yeah yeah I'll be honest with you he's not done a good job of
22:07showing you how good a life could be on a little narrow boat no what he has done is show you what
22:12it's really like no he has you need to eat food out of boxes you get stuck under the way television
22:19works it was all x-factored and made to look more interesting than what it was that was more interesting
22:25yes
22:30in Essex do you tell me what shocks me to this day I can't get over it do you know how much a pack of
22:39dishwasher tablets off I don't know why they're pricing them there it's you need a small mortgage
22:44yeah for dishwasher tablets best mates Jordan and Perry oh if sorry if I take them home and I've got
22:51to rip the packet open yeah fuming fuming like it's not like a little pot that pops yeah but even
22:56when you rip the packet open I find it all the time it's like putting my hand and you put your hand
23:00in it a lot of them are burst like all the time maybe I'm just too rough on my shopping
23:04you're heavy-handed I am quite heavy-handed I love I'm nine and ever burst I like doing that and then go
23:08okay I think you need to you need to grow up a bit man really yeah that's how you that's how you
23:14turn the dishwasher I think you need to live a little next time next time you put your hand in that
23:19packet I'm 10 you do that yeah but it's it's better without the eye contact
23:27back in June Weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on ITV I don't submit in Coronation
23:37Street I could never sell anyone I went to a party there once I won't let you know what happened boys
23:43what you mean on set on the set there's a back of the Rovers Coronation Street all right the funniest
23:49of the soaps ever on what's the concept
23:57is it one straight is it like Sesame Street it's just the area isn't it it's not
24:04in the episode we dropped into rise roles and a tense standoff between Lou and Maria do you want
24:19some more me and my family are decent people I prefer if you kept your distance wow hold on
24:25hold on hold on hold on that's a bold opener isn't it yes I mean you scumbag just stay out of my
24:31business and I'll stay out of yours that's what you're like I don't know I just I guess I just
24:45feel like I'm trying so hard to fit in round here and no one wants to know me well no one wants to
24:49no leave my if old fella killed the cop killed Craig did it yeah so her husband's been done for
24:57murder and she's just trying to fit in now well I think everybody's still very angry with that
25:02husband of yours I just think everybody's a bit miffed with your husband for killing
25:10that police officer he's a cheeky bugger isn't he David was supposed to take this to the back but
25:18I haven't seen hide nor hair of him she's not daft did you see her eyes like open Audrey was doing the
25:22till yeah I can take it if you like no no it's all right thank you uh Shona can give it to him and
25:29give him a kick up the backside spinning a lot of plates here Audrey yeah she's this is her in the
25:35scene hold on hold on what do you want no you take it no no you take it no you know which one of
25:45you will take it a bit later and everyone had popped round to David Platts for a barbecue said it
25:52was a deal-breaker what David's so iconic this is the fella that's just one big brother and copper
25:59load of that I saw that last time I came huh what is it oh David loves his new table today right
26:06everyone nibbles no come on there seriously don't don't come on there come on so it's for massive
26:14chat about a table and I say what are they were just talking about the one piece of table yeah it's
26:18big topic in the outsides that must have been a local tree all right Barry Keoghan's got same one
26:23apparently no he has who's Barry Keoghan Barry Keoghan the actor Barry Keoghan is it called Keoghan from
26:30Saltburn David oh yeah what do you want me to do with this what is it it's cash in the salon oh she's
26:40got an eye on that cash from the salon again Lou blotting and scheming it's like a front for a
26:45heroin business isn't it I would really be right on it wouldn't she yeah she on up the coffee table
26:54she is as well she's seen that coffee table she's got Barry Keoghan's one I was snicking the cat don't
27:05put it back good choice I knew it oh oh how dare you oh I was just looking yeah no exactly what
27:22you were doing you're thieving cow oh thieving cow see that's what I would have called the two I was
27:26looking for a brown envelope I brought my own brown envelope with me saw a brown envelope there I thought
27:31oh is that my brown envelope no that's the one with all the money yeah that's got the money I don't
27:35want that one mine's the one without the money in it yeah which is um so if you do see that let me
27:40know anyway love this coffee table I know you're up to summit you're going nowhere do it get off
27:48a minute Maria oh you're going nowhere you're gonna sit on that coffee table love they're gonna smash
27:54the table David's gonna be livid don't fight near the table shut up captain know it all right I think
28:00we're gonna have to send out for pizza I wouldn't even give that to David the duck no what was that
28:06the table Barry Keoghan's coffee table oh no what was that smash you know what it was David's your
28:19coffee table mate oh my arm is killing me oh you're joking are you okay you're joking you're joking you're
28:26that was Barry Keoghan's one I didn't fall I'm not drunk she pushed me oh come on who's standing on what
28:40side she was rummaging through that bag yeah and I said to her what are you playing at she said nothing
28:45so we said right okay show me your pockets then she did look at them all standing around there like
28:50it's fucking Cluedo I like how she's explaining everything and um poor old David's there just
28:57looking at his table just looking through just picking up the bits you know if you don't believe
29:04me just looking Sean his bag well he's still here still she's guilty it's not all arrow is it is it
29:14not why is the painting of Jim Broadbent behind her oh yeah do you reckon that was a real table they
29:21used or was it a stunt table not it's gonna keep me up tonight I'm not gonna stop thinking about that
29:28coffee table Claire sorry Matt in London shall we compare helmets because you got a Vespa here I got a bike
29:36wow yours is very pink and shiny mates Monia and Jamie I'm aerodynamic yeah look at that look at that
29:43you look like a professional look at the point on that yeah I'm a professional cyclist when I do this
29:49it's unbelievable stay like that stay like do you know how you can tell if it's good stay like that don't move
29:53don't move this is how it's like how you can tell me let's just ready look at the arch the arch is crazy
29:59yeah oh I can keep no no no not the water bro because now I can't move okay yeah yeah but now now do the legs
30:03do the legs no because it's going to spill on me you've just trapped me you've trapped me in some sort of
30:08weird twisted sore challenge right if I cycle real slowly okay go on pedal look at that I'm pedaling I'm just
30:15going up a hill I am pedaling bro pedal
30:18in the summer Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV
30:27I'm into my wine at the minute aren't I yeah you have really got into wine oh I love it every
30:34time I ring you it's like yeah I've just enjoyed a bottle of red and I'm like he's aged better
30:39actually he looks much better now than when he was first and take that yeah really yeah men do seem to
30:45age well don't we generally most men no he had a good lockdown didn't he follow what do you mean
30:52what did he do in lockdown he played his piano a lot online did he yeah so that someone was watching
31:02him a lot on lockdown he couldn't stop him couldn't not watch it hundreds of miles from the nearest city
31:11Alice Springs we've been there yeah but I'm not quite as alone as I look oh he's got company who is it
31:19because unless I'm hallucinating I'd swear that was Ronan Keaton coming towards me
31:26what's he doing oh it's boy band heaven yes yes what are the chances I hate things like this on
31:36programs like this because it's not a surprise Gary it's not a surprise production I've told you
31:41they've told you Ronan Keaton's not walked there across Australia don't you bring me to all the nice
31:46places look at this sworn enemies up until 10 minutes ago that's the truth I've got another
31:54surprise for Ronan they should like this one they're actually very similar aren't they yes they are they're
31:59slowly turning into the same person aren't they I think that's what Gary Barlow shows about he just
32:03slowly turns everyone into Gary Barlow yeah we try our hands at creating a sound that's become
32:08synonymous with Australia's indigenous culture beating I sense a didgeridoo will be upon oh the
32:17didgeridoo it's going to be the didgeridoo so we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass I'd
32:23love to have a go on one of them I think quite hard I don't know there's no buttons is there to
32:28learn all about the rhythms of this ancient mystical instrument they're not allowed one they've got to
32:33play there's only one they can only afford one I mean no I really really wanted to see today yeah
32:39is Gary Barlow and Ronan Keaton banging sticks together you said that before we started yeah
32:44love that sound of the didgeridoo absolutely you can't not look that sound all day with that buzzing
32:53around you know hey that'll twist your melon where your breath is on the chitin on the do
32:58yeah what did he say so okay so lucky to lucky go and try that to lucky to lucky so to lucky I'll
33:06leap out of the water gun to lucky to lucky and I'll come up to the part where I'm gonna breathe
33:09and go oh well I haven't got a single clue what he's talking about yeah yeah yeah here mouth dig
33:19yeah two forces meeting oh shut up can I just say it's a didgeridoo all you got to do is just blow
33:26yes hum hum hum at the back you femmes just go okay alouin oh I think you might be wandering them
33:45up I think it is also hadn't and death I'm gonna come out in a second and an earpiece the whole time
33:51Listen, that's the didgerie.
33:54That's the didgerie.
33:55Oh, didgerie.
33:56Yeah, where's the do?
33:57Then the do.
33:59Not massively different.
34:01Put them together.
34:05He literally used to say didgeridoo.
34:07Didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
34:15What was the thing I need to do?
34:16Oh, no, he's not going to have a go, is he?
34:19Did you do that?
34:20Except that Sam's muffling it.
34:26Excuse me.
34:27Thanks, mate.
34:28And with that, we're both back where we started.
34:31On the rhythm section.
34:33Gary didn't have a go.
34:34Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
34:36Doesn't want to make an idiot themselves.
34:38Oh, OK.
34:44Is this really... I feel like I'm hallucinating.
34:47What, would you rather play them records I digitally do?
34:50Well, the maracas are easily, but I play both equally as bad.
34:54In North London.
35:04You want a crisp?
35:05No.
35:06Try not to eat crisps.
35:07Why not?
35:07I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
35:10Stephen and his sister Anita.
35:13I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six months.
35:18So I'm going to try not to do that.
35:19Oh, I see.
35:20So you try not to eat or just try not to eat crisps.
35:22Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
35:24I see, yeah.
35:24Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much and then you stop running and then you carry on eating that much.
35:30I love the way you just got that in there because I've just done the marathon.
35:33I just like to drop that into every occasion.
35:35Excuse me.
35:35Do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
35:39Hello?
35:39Hello?
35:403.56 and 22 seconds.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:44In June, ITV livened up our morning with more of this.
35:49Wakey, wakey, mate.
35:51Fucking this morning's up.
35:53Come in, Bea.
35:54Let's see how they managed to fill a few hours of television.
36:04Jeez, come on, bro.
36:06This is something called morning TV.
36:08Yeah.
36:08You know, while you're asleep, other people are making television.
36:12Yeah.
36:12You've never watched this, have you?
36:14Because you've literally never been awake.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Not just any old Fish Friday today.
36:18No.
36:19It's officially...
36:20Officially.
36:21Get it?
36:22National Fish and Chip Day.
36:23National Fish and Chip Day.
36:24National Fish and Chip Day, okay.
36:26Wow.
36:27Do you like fish and chips?
36:28I do.
36:28I love fish and chips.
36:29I like fish, chips, loads of something in curry sauce to dip in.
36:34Oh, you're so northern.
36:36To celebrate, we've got the potato queen herself.
36:38Poppy O'Toole.
36:39Oh, I like Poppy, the potato.
36:41She cooks potatoes in lots of different ways.
36:43Yeah, Poppy's amazing.
36:44She's incredible.
36:45I've seen this girl do things with potatoes that are inhuman.
36:47What's your favourite way to have a potato?
36:48Go.
36:49Dock from war.
36:50You fancy fucker.
36:52So, we've got the mega Fish and Chip Butty, but all of the components are quite flashy.
36:57Oh, look at that.
36:58Oh, yeah.
36:59Oh, murder that.
37:00Oh, man.
37:02That's not a Fish Butty, mate.
37:03That's a banquet.
37:04And I'm all for it.
37:0510.30 or not, mate.
37:06I'm in there.
37:07So, we're starting off with a vodka and tonic battered fish.
37:11Yes.
37:11Vodka.
37:12Vodka in the batter.
37:13Oh, she's my sort of, I like her.
37:14Yeah.
37:15A tonic batter.
37:16Yeah.
37:16Just when it couldn't get any better.
37:18You would love that.
37:19Vodka, fish and chips, my worlds are colliding.
37:22So, what's your favourite fish to have as fish and chips?
37:25You cod, girl, haddock?
37:26Cod.
37:27It's got to be cod.
37:27This is journalism.
37:29This is good.
37:29I'm haddock.
37:30I am haddock.
37:31I love haddock.
37:32They all taste the same.
37:33They're in batter.
37:34I'd have a remote control for one in a deep fat frayer.
37:37What's your favourite fish for a...
37:38Haddock.
37:39Is it?
37:39Yeah, what's yours?
37:40Haddock as well, actually.
37:42Well, that's...
37:42Good chat.
37:44If you go to a fish and chips shop, what's your normal order?
37:46What about a pickled egg?
37:48I don't mind a pickled egg.
37:49I love a pickled egg.
37:50What are you?
37:51Oh, chips and a battered sausage.
37:53Oh, you love your sausage.
37:55I do.
37:56And a bit of curry sauce to dip it in.
37:59You.
38:02I've got another question.
38:03Really?
38:04What do you drink with fish and chips?
38:06Dandelion and burdock.
38:08Yes!
38:09Water.
38:09You drink water?
38:10Yeah, because there's enough going on.
38:12Also, you know, I like to make the fish feel at home.
38:15Yeah, I go lemonade or a cup of tea.
38:17Oh.
38:18Cup of tea?
38:19Nah, nah.
38:20Get Phil back.
38:21Get Phil back.
38:22Because he wouldn't drink tea.
38:24No, he wasn't.
38:25Get Phil back on.
38:26Really?
38:26A cup of tea?
38:27You know what's nice with the fish and chips?
38:29A Molbeck.
38:30A Molbeck with fish and chips?
38:32Is that wine?
38:33Well, I think it is.
38:34You don't fucking drink wine, Molbeck wine with fish and chips?
38:39Unless you're an alcoholic.
38:40Well, unless you're a twat.
38:43Very nice.
38:43What do you drink at home?
38:45Just send that in to us so that we know.
38:47Let them know, Kelly.
38:48Let them know.
38:49Who's messaging this morning to tell them what drink they have with a chippy tea?
38:52More people than you think.
38:55Oh, hang on one second.
38:56I'm just going to message this morning.
38:58I must let Alison and Dermot know.
38:59I have a glass of water send.
39:01Some of your lovely goujons with your vodka tonic.
39:03How are we going to get our mouth roundly?
39:05Well.
39:06Well, I'm glad someone said it, Alison.
39:08That's too big for my mouth.
39:09Yeah, you can't open your mouth very wide, so that's not going in.
39:12Can't do it.
39:12Guys, I can not eat that sandwich.
39:15Look at the size of that.
39:16That is a big sandwich.
39:17Go on.
39:18Go on.
39:19I would be like, you've got to go to break because things are about to get real freaky this sandwich.
39:24Honestly, you would not want to cut back to me.
39:26You come back from break and I'll be on the sofa going.
39:30In Birmingham.
39:32Do you know what I've got?
39:33What?
39:33What have you got?
39:34It's been so hot recently.
39:36How's it bad?
39:36I've got these at home.
39:38What is that?
39:39They're fans, look.
39:40Alison, her son Aidan and her sister Sandra.
39:43Oh, you put them around your neck.
39:45You put, you can put, but this one.
39:47That one's huge.
39:47Look at the size of it.
39:48Yeah, but look, it twists.
39:49It's really, really good.
39:51Look, you can have it anywhere.
39:52And at night, you know when you can't see?
39:54Yeah.
39:56Turn it on.
39:58Feel that.
39:59You can have one up there.
40:01I need that.
40:03Then just lock.
40:04Where's the other one?
40:06Wherever you want it.
40:08Over the summer, Channel 4 turned up the heat with another toe curling.
40:13A great trip to the open house.
40:15What are we watching now?
40:16Sex.
40:17Come on.
40:18I'm so excited for this.
40:19Sexy time.
40:20Come on.
40:21It's basically loads of up for it people go to a house and bang.
40:27Nice house.
40:28It's a great house.
40:28If you're going to have sex in a house, go there.
40:30Do it in that one.
40:31How are you with sex?
40:32Well, I'm just jumped.
40:33Do you like it?
40:34I think I'm rather splendid at it, in my own opinion.
40:36I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
40:38That's all you need.
40:39Heading to the retreat are married couple, hairdresser Tanya and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
40:46Okay.
40:46All right.
40:47Classic.
40:48Window cleaner.
40:49Come on.
40:51Window cleaner.
40:55Tanya brought up the idea of an open relationship and letting other women join us,
40:59which was a bit of a shock at first.
41:01I didn't know if it was like a trap.
41:02He goes like, tread carefully, boy.
41:07He's like, no.
41:07He's like, I would never do that.
41:09The male that wants to push you.
41:10Yeah, yeah.
41:11I couldn't.
41:13I mean, if it's going to make you happy.
41:17Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years.
41:22Oh, wow.
41:23I say, how do they get in?
41:24Have you got underwear that looks like that?
41:26Is that underwear?
41:27I think so.
41:28Okay.
41:28I have a lot of ribbons, so I can probably make that out of my art and crafts drawer.
41:32So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other.
41:38Oh, right.
41:39So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
41:43It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
41:45I would be so nervous right now, would you?
41:47Yeah.
41:48So obviously there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
41:51Oh, Tanya finds someone, she sort of goes off and I just sit in the room, clock watching,
41:56waiting to come back.
41:57It'll be pretty horrible.
41:59Oh, no.
42:00He's struggling, I feel sorry for him already.
42:02I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off having, you know.
42:09The time of her life.
42:11Yeah.
42:12How are you going?
42:14Have fun.
42:15See you soon.
42:15See you soon.
42:17God, how are you going?
42:18Go on.
42:18How are you going?
42:19Go on.
42:19Off you go.
42:20Go on, let mummy have some fun.
42:22This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
42:24Right, see you back here in half an hour.
42:26Yeah.
42:26Or not.
42:27Or not.
42:28I'm Olivia, it's lovely to meet you.
42:30Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
42:31Yep.
42:32Yeah.
42:32It's not very sexy though, is it?
42:34That, the nervousness thing.
42:36I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person.
42:38But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged, you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
42:43My husband too, he's in there and I'm like, where is he?
42:46Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
42:52Right.
42:53Is this you asking me back, is it?
42:55Potentially.
42:55Yeah, I'm interested.
42:56I'm definitely interested.
42:57Yeah, I'm definitely interested.
42:58You're not going to reject me.
42:59I'm not going to reject you, no.
43:00Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
43:02No, no, no.
43:04Oh, look at him.
43:05Yeah.
43:05I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
43:08Now, that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
43:10In the context.
43:12See you soon.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:14Oh, my God.
43:15See you soon.
43:16Oh, God.
43:16Oh, listen, each to their own, but he clearly ain't into this.
43:20You all right?
43:21Yeah, I'm good.
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm good.
43:23He's got all really quiet.
43:24Oh, she's sweet.
43:25She's sweet.
43:26So, this is the bloke's wife.
43:28Plot twist.
43:31Prosecco's nice.
43:32That was his chat.
43:33Prosecco's nice.
43:34Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together?
43:41Yeah, I would like to get to know you more.
43:43Yeah, that's good to hear.
43:44Yeah?
43:44Yeah.
43:45Come on, Ash.
43:46Come on, Ash.
43:47Do the best.
43:47Taking my shoes off.
43:48Yeah, take your shoes off.
43:49Let's get comfortable.
43:51Mummy, there's cameras.
43:52Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
43:54Are we going to...
43:54We're not.
43:55We're not.
43:56Are we...
43:56We're not.
43:57Are they going to...
43:59Do you want to have fun?
44:00We can go to the Yurt if the Yurt's available.
44:02The Yurt?
44:03Oh.
44:04What is a Yurt?
44:05I think it's like a...
44:06I thought it's where you milked goats.
44:09Oh, it's nice.
44:11Oh, it's a nice Yurt.
44:12It's a sort of glamping idea.
44:13He's got like Peter Stringfellow's bedroom or we've gone camping.
44:17Yeah.
44:18You are good?
44:20Yep.
44:20Oh, Ash.
44:21It's unbearable, Josh.
44:23I can't bear this.
44:23Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:49Oh, no.
44:50Oh, no.
44:50Oh, no.
44:51Oh, no.
44:52Oh, no.
44:53No!
44:53Oh!
44:54Oh, no!
44:54Oh, no!
44:55Oh!
44:55What?
44:56Please!
44:56Oh!
44:57Oh!
44:57Oh!
44:58Oh!
44:58Oh!
44:59Oh!
44:59Oh!
45:00No!
45:00Whoa!
45:03She's twerking.
45:05Where's our guy?
45:07Come on, man.
45:08I swear, if we go back to this year and they're just eating plumbees and having a chat, I'm
45:12not going to be happy.
45:13It better be a mess in there.
45:15It better be.
45:16It better be.
45:17She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
45:19Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:19No!
45:22No, no pineapple pizza.
45:23Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:25Pineapple pizza?
45:26Oh, Ash.
45:32Right, shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:34Cos this is making me cringey.
45:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:38Oh, he's dripping off.
45:39Just take it off.
45:42Have it.
45:44Come on, Ash.
45:45Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
45:47Come on, stuff her crust.
45:53Oh, good luck to them both.
45:55It's a happy ending in more ways than one.
45:59Very much so.
46:00Always great to watch with your sister.
46:02In a perfect world
46:05In a perfect world
46:09In a perfect world
46:13Sing it out
46:17In a perfect world
46:21In a perfect world
46:25In a perfect, perfect world
46:31In a perfect world
46:33In the perfect world
46:35In a perfect world
46:37So long- grabbing by.
46:39ihm
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