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00:00:00You
00:00:20I'm looking for my father. You are my world
00:00:24He was kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver
00:00:26You need to go home. Vault dwellers are an endangered species here
00:00:32You come from a world of rules of laws
00:00:35This place is indifferent to all of that. I'm not going back without my dad. Then you will have to adapt
00:00:44Bounty came down
00:00:47Somebody may have run
00:00:49from the enclave
00:00:51This target has with him an object a profound
00:00:56Potential
00:00:58To harm our nation
00:01:02Or to save it
00:01:07Where is it?
00:01:08You can't treat people like this
00:01:11Yeah, why is that?
00:01:14Because of the golden rule
00:01:16Do unto others as you have done unto you
00:01:22What are you?
00:01:24Oh, I'm you, sweetie
00:01:26You just give it a little time
00:01:40Vault tech is the largest company in America
00:01:42There's a lot of money in selling the end of the world
00:01:45What is it?
00:01:46It's a listening device
00:01:47You want me to spy on my wife?
00:01:49I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love that is you and that is Jamie
00:01:54Go into a special vault for management
00:01:57For management
00:01:59America has been locked in a resource war
00:02:02Vault tech bought the means to end that war
00:02:05Cold fusion
00:02:06Infinite energy
00:02:11A nuclear event would be a tragedy
00:02:13But also an opportunity
00:02:16Because war
00:02:17Well
00:02:21War never changes
00:02:28The water chip is destroyed
00:02:30The vault only has enough water to keep our population alive for two months
00:02:34We are the lucky ones
00:02:36Three vaults separated to prevent the spread of threats
00:02:40You don't think it's weird that we always elected overseer from Vault 31?
00:02:43Steps from Vault 31
00:02:47Some of us will be moving into Vault 32 to start anew
00:02:57Is this where my dad's from?
00:03:01These are Buds Buds
00:03:03My Buds
00:03:05A well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives
00:03:08For my own assistant training program
00:03:11Because the future of humanity comes down to one word
00:03:15Management
00:03:16You know I actually have to get back home
00:03:23My name isn't Titus, it's Maximus
00:03:26Titus is the name of the knight who owned the suit before me
00:03:32You're a good person
00:03:34The wasteland sucks
00:03:35The brotherhood
00:03:40The brotherhood
00:03:42They're never gonna stop looking for the artifact
00:03:45Find me
00:03:50I will
00:03:51I will
00:03:52Give me my dad back
00:04:04At first...
00:04:06What if I tell you who he really is?
00:04:09He really is
00:04:12Shady Sands
00:04:14Your father
00:04:16Burned that city to the ground
00:04:21I wonder if anyone survived
00:04:25I did
00:04:26If the problem with the world is factions
00:04:32Endlessly fighting endlessly at war
00:04:35Then what is the solution but to get rid of the factions
00:04:39To make the world us
00:04:41Only ours to shape
00:04:42You see what this place does to people?
00:04:56Now I've waited over 200 years
00:04:59To ask somebody
00:05:00One question
00:05:05Where is my fucking family?
00:05:14It's easier to track a stuck pig
00:05:16Than to ask it where it's off to
00:05:17Now you can stay here
00:05:21Or you could come meet your makers
00:05:33Okie dokie
00:05:38All hail Knight Maximus!
00:05:40All hail Knight Maximus!
00:05:42All hail Knight Maximus!
00:05:44All hail Knight Maximus!
00:05:45All hail Knight Maximus!
00:05:47You look out at this wasteland
00:05:49Looks like chaos
00:05:53But there's always somebody behind the wheel
00:06:15Heaven
00:06:25I'm in heaven
00:06:29And my heart beats so
00:06:31Could I help you up every day?
00:06:33Could I help you here?
00:06:34Look, our primary concern at Robco Industries is creating greater efficiency in the workplace.
00:06:46If the American government needs a hand in settling our more international disputes,
00:06:51well, they know who to call.
00:06:54Goddamn parasite is what he is.
00:06:57We didn't vote for this dumb maggot.
00:07:00Oh, yes we did.
00:07:04Every dollar spent is a vote cast.
00:07:13And that fellow right there, he has more votes than every one of those pan-headed politicians in Washington.
00:07:22You a speaker's fan of something?
00:07:29Why, yes.
00:07:31Yes, I believe I am.
00:07:34And if the will of the American people was to endow that man with a significant portion of his wealth,
00:07:40well, good golly, that can't be a bad thing now, can it?
00:07:45What trade are you in, friend?
00:07:50Construction.
00:07:52Ah, so you must use the H&H nail gun.
00:07:55It's a marvelous machine.
00:07:59Dice in the hands.
00:08:01Smooth action.
00:08:02Sure gets using a silly old hammer, doesn't it?
00:08:05Why, I thought you'd be grateful.
00:08:09Grateful.
00:08:09I think you're in the wrong bar, pal.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:17Obsolescence.
00:08:20It's a heck of a thing.
00:08:22You know I try and see it from your perspective.
00:08:24But it's hard to imagine being so dim
00:08:27as to be caught off guard by the inevitable.
00:08:29Hit me in the mouth.
00:08:41I think I'd enjoy it.
00:08:50I'm rarely wrong,
00:08:51but let's move on.
00:08:54That
00:09:04is 31 million dollars.
00:09:11Now,
00:09:13what would you do
00:09:14for all of that money?
00:09:19Short of ideas?
00:09:22Well, it's no surprise.
00:09:23How about I offer you one?
00:09:35Allow me to put this
00:09:36in the back of your neck.
00:09:40What the hell is it?
00:09:44Just call it good old-fashioned market research.
00:09:48All I'm asking you to do
00:09:49is to insert this
00:09:51into the back of your neck
00:09:52and all that nice money
00:09:54right there is yours.
00:09:57How about I break those hands
00:09:58you've never used
00:09:59and see if you even notice.
00:10:01Then we'll take his money.
00:10:03These fucking rich people
00:10:05will suck.
00:10:06I'd like for you to do me a small favor.
00:10:29Get rid of your friends.
00:10:30You fellows do use the H&H nail gun.
00:10:48You should feel good about it.
00:10:50You paid for all of this.
00:10:52You're
00:11:09you're
00:11:11and
00:11:13you're
00:11:13you're
00:11:14you're
00:11:15you're
00:11:16you're
00:11:17The war world may end, but progress marches on.
00:11:47And the happiness I seek, when we're out together, dancing, cheat to cheat to cheat.
00:12:04I got something real exciting for you today.
00:12:15This asshole has been tormenting us con since before your granddaddy's were born.
00:12:23And today!
00:12:26Some little bounty hunter put him right in our fucking laps.
00:12:30So now we settle the score!
00:12:34How do you feel about that?
00:12:44And that used to be a store.
00:12:54I think I bought a soda pop there about 25 years back.
00:12:58Are you about fucking done?
00:13:00We got some justice to...
00:13:02The woman behind the counter, her name was Darla.
00:13:05She was a reasonable woman.
00:13:08Until you matching jacket motherfuckers had to move in.
00:13:12Well, it's been nice chatting with y'all, but if it's okay with you, I'm about ready to get on with it.
00:13:20But you can't hear me.
00:13:25I'll say it louder.
00:13:26I said...
00:13:27I'm about ready to get on with it!
00:13:36To get on with it!
00:13:38To get on with it!
00:13:45Fuck.
00:13:57Hi! Excuse me!
00:13:58Hi! Excuse me.
00:13:59So sorry.
00:14:00I'm hoping you can settle an argument between myself and my traveling companion there.
00:14:06We are hunting down my father, who is not a good guy.
00:14:10And on this journey, we found ourselves in need of food and supplies.
00:14:13Plan A was to leave you alone and avoid this scenario altogether.
00:14:16But we've tried that, and I just start starving to death.
00:14:20Plan B, his idea, by the way, was for me to turn him over to you so that you would open up your safe and give me the considerable bounty you put out on him.
00:14:27Fucking shoot!
00:14:28The idea was I would shoot him down, take your weapons, and use whatever violence necessary in order for us to escape.
00:14:34Which, in my experience thus far, is...
00:14:38It's a lot of violence.
00:14:39So...
00:14:41I'm really, really hoping you'll agree to Plan C.
00:14:46What's Plan C?
00:14:50You just let us go.
00:14:53And we keep the caps you gave me.
00:14:54Which, to be clear, we do need for our survival.
00:14:58And just to ask the question, would it help if I said please?
00:15:07Whoever kills the girl gets to eat the dog.
00:15:10Oh yeah!
00:15:11Okie dokie!
00:15:12Okie dokie!
00:15:19Oh, my God!
00:15:20Oh, my God!
00:15:21Look at that!
00:15:22Oh, my God!
00:15:23Hi!
00:15:24Okay!
00:15:25Uh, who's gonna kill me?
00:15:26There's a fool!
00:15:27I'm gonna kill her, what I can do!
00:15:28Oh!
00:15:29Ah, fuck!
00:15:30Oh, my God!
00:15:31Oh, fuck!
00:15:32Ah!
00:15:33Oh, my God!
00:15:34Oh, my God!
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:36Oh, fuck!
00:15:37I'm gonna kill her!
00:15:38Oh, my God!
00:15:40I am a jerk.
00:16:10He didn't have too much to say.
00:16:14No one dared to ask his business.
00:16:16No one dared to make a slip.
00:16:18The stranger there among them had a big iron on his head.
00:16:23Big iron on his head.
00:16:27It was early in the morning when he rode into the town.
00:16:33He came riding from the south side, slowly looking all around.
00:16:39He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip.
00:16:44And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip.
00:16:48Big iron, big iron.
00:16:52When he tried to match the ranger with a big iron on his hip.
00:16:57Big iron on his hip.
00:17:09Big iron on his hip.
00:17:15I know you think you're being helpful.
00:17:18Shooting folks in their kneecaps in the ass.
00:17:22But if I'm being honest you ain't.
00:17:24I'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people.
00:17:26Well, all that matters to me is you shoot that fuckin' rope.
00:17:42Well, I did, didn't I?
00:17:56No!
00:18:27Still looks like all the old photos.
00:18:33Bombs got shot down. Most of them, anyway.
00:18:41Well, if they could do that for Las Vegas, why couldn't they just do that for America?
00:18:46Because there was no day. There was a him. A man by the name of Robert House.
00:18:53Maybe if that's where your family went, they're safe there.
00:18:58Nowhere near Robert House is safe.
00:19:06Why would my dad go to Las Vegas?
00:19:23There's a lot of earning potential with the end of the world.
00:19:41How can you guarantee results?
00:19:54By dropping the bomb ourselves.
00:19:56Janie? Honey? Janie!
00:20:08Dad! Dad!
00:20:14Listen to me. I want you to go to your room, okay?
00:20:18And I want you to pick out your three favorite outfits and your favorite toy, okay?
00:20:24And then meet me back here.
00:20:27Here we go.
00:20:28Make the world go away.
00:20:41And get off my shoulder.
00:20:47Say the things you used to say.
00:20:50Say the things you used to say.
00:20:54Where are we going, Daddy?
00:20:58And make the world go away.
00:21:01Bakersfield.
00:21:03We're going to go to Bakersfield, sweetie, okay?
00:21:05Do you remember when you loved me?
00:21:07What about Mommy?
00:21:09Is she coming with us?
00:21:10Be advised.
00:21:11The test of the Civil Alert Broadcast System for Los Angeles County will commence in 10 seconds.
00:21:21Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:21:26And make the world go away.
00:21:33Make the world go away.
00:21:38Make the world go away.
00:21:43Make the world go away.
00:21:45Look, it's happening.
00:21:46Get inside.
00:21:47Get inside.
00:21:51Medic test. Repeat.
00:21:53This is a test.
00:21:55It's just a test.
00:21:57Right now.
00:21:59We're all going to die.
00:22:01And you're scared.
00:22:03Come here.
00:22:04I'm scared.
00:22:05It's okay. It's okay.
00:22:06Make the world go away
00:22:15On my shoulders
00:22:20Say the things you used to say
00:22:27And make the world go away
00:22:32We're blowing through our water reserves at a troubling rate.
00:22:57Then we need to reallocate power to the temporary water filters
00:23:00We built out of spare parts.
00:23:03Hey, guys.
00:23:06Can I help you, Reg?
00:23:08Have you seen Norm?
00:23:09Norm has been sent for a leadership exchange program to Vault 31.
00:23:13Everyone's moving up in the world but me.
00:23:16Reg, this community has always done what it takes to survive.
00:23:20I guess so.
00:23:24What you guys working on?
00:23:26The water chip, which we need to survive, which is broken.
00:23:31Oh, right. Yeah, that.
00:23:33Ugh.
00:23:34Let me know if I can help.
00:23:37I'm no engineer, but...
00:23:39You'd be surprised what a guy with a PhD in event planning can...
00:23:43Maybe you should find an outlet.
00:23:49Start a club or something.
00:23:51A club?
00:23:52What kind of club?
00:23:53We've been through a lot lately.
00:23:55Maybe you could start a group for people to talk about any kind of feelings you may be feeling.
00:24:02What kind of feelings am I feeling?
00:24:04Shame?
00:24:06Uselessness?
00:24:07I don't feel useless.
00:24:10But I like shame.
00:24:12Shame I can work with.
00:24:14There would need to be a snack budget, of course.
00:24:18Send a supplies request.
00:24:21And I'll sign it.
00:24:26Heavy is the crown.
00:24:29You don't know the half of it.
00:24:32So you see what I'm up against.
00:24:33In 33, I leave my quarters, take a right turn, another right turn to the elevator.
00:24:39Here in 32, it's a left and a left to the elevator.
00:24:44Yep. Again, everything is the other way here.
00:24:47So just do the opposite of what you used to do.
00:24:51I'm not sure it's that simple.
00:24:54It is.
00:24:56Now, as your overseer, I have to ask,
00:24:59is there anything remotely actionable here?
00:25:04Something I can do for you?
00:25:06Signage.
00:25:08No, that could be controversial.
00:25:11Maybe you could commission a feasibility study on the topic of signage.
00:25:17Heck of a wife you got, Chet.
00:25:28We're not actually married.
00:25:30And a beautiful baby.
00:25:32Not mine.
00:25:34I never had a family.
00:25:36What happened?
00:25:37Life, I guess.
00:25:39Things move quickly down here.
00:25:41I don't have a family either, Davey.
00:25:43Well, enjoy.
00:25:47This way.
00:25:57Oh, it's just you.
00:25:59Oof.
00:26:01That Davey.
00:26:03I mean, bless his heart.
00:26:06But, you know.
00:26:10Just seeing if you've gotten around to giving me a job assignment yet.
00:26:12Just because, you know, everyone else has one.
00:26:16If you haven't chosen a gatekeeper yet, I have experience.
00:26:22Chet, I've been busy.
00:26:24And I need someone to take care of the baby, and it's used to you.
00:26:28But he is not my baby.
00:26:33Everyone is acting like he is.
00:26:36Chet.
00:26:38Would you at least consider giving him a name?
00:26:40Because the neighbors have started to call him Chet Junior.
00:26:43Let's go with that then.
00:26:45Well, see, Chet Junior was my father's name.
00:26:49It's sort of a personal area for me, having watched him die of starvation in the weevil famine.
00:26:54Chet?
00:26:56Are we having an argument?
00:26:58Chet Junior it is.
00:27:05Huh?
00:27:13Oh, how are you with computers?
00:27:17That was Norm's department.
00:27:19Maybe you can ask him in the terminal.
00:27:22Great idea.
00:27:23I'll just send the other vault a message.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:48Goddamn cheese and rice.
00:27:50No, no, no, no, no. Interval communications disabled.
00:27:54All right, let's see.
00:27:56Where is he?
00:27:57Where is he?
00:27:58Where are you?
00:27:59I'm coming for you.
00:28:01I'm coming for you.
00:28:03I'll be right there.
00:28:05Oh, God, look at this mess.
00:28:07You really are a disgusting, filthy animal, aren't you?
00:28:11Well, I hope you aren't expecting me to clean this up.
00:28:16Oh.
00:28:17So you found water.
00:28:19You're out of food.
00:28:21Starvation is a heck of a way to kick the bucket.
00:28:24I'm offering you a much more dignified solution to the one you've chosen for yourself, son of Hank.
00:28:29Get in your dad's cryopod.
00:28:32I'm not gonna be your prisoner.
00:28:35You're already my prisoner.
00:28:37All you have to do is wait until the surface is safe to recolonize.
00:28:41Men will all head up for reclamation day.
00:28:43And when is that exactly?
00:28:45When there's no one left on the surface to disagree with us.
00:28:49Or you could just let me go home.
00:28:53People are gonna notice I'm missing.
00:28:55Oh, we have a protocol for everything.
00:28:58Including when someone goes missing from a vault.
00:29:00Your overseer will handle it.
00:29:02No one is coming for you, buddy.
00:29:04Oh, maybe you'll be more reasonable once you're a little hungrier.
00:29:07Good luck finding something to eat when you can't see.
00:29:14You're living in my world.
00:29:17These three vaults are the product of decades of strategizing.
00:29:22The combined efforts of hundreds of the brightest pre-war minds with all the resources of a functioning civilization.
00:29:27You're just some malcontent who wandered down the wrong corridor.
00:29:33What hope do you have against the greatest achievement in the history of vertical integration?
00:29:38Face it, son of Hank.
00:29:41You're in over your head.
00:29:44And no one is coming to save you.
00:29:47We're coming to save you.
00:30:17So you think my dad is gonna lead you to your family, which means you think your family's still alive after 200 years and somehow I'm the optimistic one?
00:30:40Your daddy always making new friends.
00:31:14She must have seen them pass by.
00:31:23We can just ask her.
00:31:32Excuse me. Hi there.
00:31:35I'd like one bowl of...
00:31:40...flea soup.
00:31:44Sure.
00:31:50So, um, just wondering if you happen to see...
00:32:03I got some crackers if you want them.
00:32:06They're in my other pants.
00:32:09Oh, um, I'm okay, but...
00:32:11Eat it while it's hot, miss.
00:32:20Mmm.
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:25So, have you happened to have seen a man passing by in a sort of oversized outfit made of metal?
00:32:34He took my son.
00:32:35Oh.
00:32:37I'm sure your son is up.
00:32:38He's dead.
00:32:39No, we don't know that.
00:32:41No.
00:32:42He's dead.
00:32:44Just my kind of luck.
00:32:47Cocksucker owed me money.
00:32:49I'm sorry for your... money.
00:32:54You went that way.
00:33:03If you find any money on the body, it's mine.
00:33:11Question.
00:33:12What exactly is it you plan on doing once we find your daddy?
00:33:16We gonna do it like usual.
00:33:18You put a bullet in his ass.
00:33:21Leave it to me to put one in his head.
00:33:25No.
00:33:27I'm gonna bring him to justice.
00:33:29Huh.
00:33:31You think he deserves that?
00:33:32I was raised to believe that's what everyone deserves.
00:33:35So people know that how they conduct themselves matters.
00:33:38They don't give up hope.
00:33:40Like you say you did, but really, it's still in there.
00:33:46Well, I hate to break it to you, darling.
00:33:49But the way you was raised wasn't real.
00:33:52I know that.
00:33:54You look at your alternative.
00:33:58Guess I'm just trying to lead by example.
00:34:02I다른 you.
00:34:03I think you're the one that calls me.
00:34:04I think you're the one that was...
00:34:06Know what you do.
00:34:07You stay here.
00:34:08You're the one that is varias.
00:34:09We'll go for it.
00:34:11How many of you do?
00:34:12You can go for it.
00:34:14So people don't know?
00:34:15You know who you are and you're the one that is gonna be.
00:34:18You know who you are, that's very rare.
00:34:20We won't be.
00:34:22You can kill myself.
00:34:24You can kill myself.
00:34:26You're the one that is.
00:34:28If you don't kill myself, you're the one that is armed.
00:34:29I sat around that table and they talked about the ending of the world like they were talking
00:34:54about a new business strategy sounds like you heard something interesting what you knew
00:35:01and now you do too so what are we going to do about it what do you mean what are we going to do about
00:35:09it I told you I'm not a spy I'm not a red I'm a fucking Hollywood actor who likes horses and
00:35:16cars and you also happen to be famous and fame is a rare kind of power you get to sit in rooms
00:35:23that I can't meet people that I could never be people like who are you familiar with Robert house
00:35:32yeah I'm familiar with Robert house the guy owns half of Las Vegas he's also building a privately
00:35:41owned missile system in Las Vegas with enough firepower to follow through on your wife's
00:35:48proposals when the bombs drop they'll be Robert house that presses the button
00:35:55are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America not spy on him
00:36:04you want me your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell cold fusion to Robert house
00:36:19then he'll have everything he needs to press that button unless you stop him play nice with
00:36:26your wife and get on that trip to Vegas where you going home well I still have one when the world
00:36:39goes down in flames at least you'll know your hands are clean
00:36:42Jamie let's go come on come on
00:36:56in business news West Tech stocks are up again amid reports their latest biological products will
00:37:06revolutionize skin care meanwhile Robco owner Robert house created a stir today with remarks on the
00:37:13escalating war in an interview with Chelsea news he stated that the question might not be whether the
00:37:20world will end but merely who will push the button more on that story after a word from our sponsors
00:37:26you
00:37:56Welcome home.
00:38:18Looks like daddy took a detour.
00:38:20I've never seen a vault like this before.
00:38:31Par for the course in my experience.
00:38:35You can do a lot of vaults.
00:38:38Uh-huh.
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:42You must like them.
00:38:43Every time I step foot
00:38:49in one of these concrete shoeboxes,
00:38:52I gotta make peace with the fact
00:38:54that I might finally learn
00:38:55what happened to my wife
00:38:57and my daughter.
00:39:01Whether they be alive,
00:39:03dead, or
00:39:04something far worse.
00:39:10All right.
00:39:11I know about the experiments.
00:39:15I've been to Vault 4.
00:39:18Vault 4 is the best case scenario.
00:39:21Well, to be fair,
00:39:22it was a little weirder
00:39:23than the one I came from.
00:39:27You think so?
00:39:29How many towns did they destroy
00:39:31down in Vault 4?
00:39:37Open it.
00:39:41You think my dad is down there?
00:39:56I'm sure he hasn't coming in.
00:39:59I'm sure he hasn't going out, too.
00:40:00Well, what I'm curious about
00:40:08is why he even came at all.
00:40:21Ain't she a little curious, too?
00:40:23It's not your fault
00:40:49you were born in a vault.
00:40:50Let me hear you say it.
00:40:53It's not my fault
00:40:54I was born in a vault.
00:40:56And it's not your fault
00:40:57that your parents were
00:40:58or are related.
00:40:59And it's not my fault
00:41:00my parents were
00:41:01or are related.
00:41:08Feels good to say it out loud,
00:41:09doesn't it?
00:41:11That's just the first step.
00:41:13Trust me.
00:41:15As someone who's come out
00:41:16on the other side of this,
00:41:17I know what it's like
00:41:18to wonder if people
00:41:19look down their noses
00:41:20at you based on your family tree.
00:41:22A regular person
00:41:23can have an ingrown toenail
00:41:24and it's just an ingrown toenail.
00:41:27But we?
00:41:30We have to wonder
00:41:31if it's because our genes
00:41:33are somehow broken.
00:41:35If I am somehow broken.
00:41:39So, we're going to change
00:41:41the rules, right?
00:41:44Hmm?
00:41:45No inbreeding in the vault.
00:41:47We're going to change that, right?
00:41:49No.
00:41:50That's not what this is about.
00:41:52The rules are good.
00:41:53But that doesn't mean
00:41:54those of us who are products
00:41:55of inbreeding need to feel bad.
00:41:57You understand?
00:42:00Come on.
00:42:00I have a question.
00:42:10Yes, Marianne?
00:42:11I have a mild allergy to dust.
00:42:14And sometimes I wonder
00:42:15if it was my father's fault
00:42:17because he fell in love
00:42:18with his cousin,
00:42:20my mother.
00:42:21I just wonder
00:42:22if there's
00:42:22a biological connection.
00:42:26I didn't study genetics, so...
00:42:29Oh, well.
00:42:30It certainly could
00:42:31be his fault.
00:42:33I knew it!
00:42:34Great snacks, by the way.
00:42:38You know, I always felt
00:42:39my mother viewed me
00:42:40as a rival,
00:42:40which married her relationship
00:42:41with her own mother,
00:42:43who was in love
00:42:44with my father,
00:42:44her fifth cousin.
00:42:46All the fifth cousins
00:42:47were fourth cousins
00:42:48to the second cousins.
00:42:48Maybe it's not exactly...
00:42:50It's all over
00:42:52but the bride
00:42:55has...
00:42:58It won't be long now.
00:43:03You must be so hungry
00:43:06and so thirsty.
00:43:08Why torture yourself
00:43:09when there's a nice,
00:43:10cozy cryopod
00:43:11just waiting
00:43:12for you to hop into?
00:43:14What was my dad like?
00:43:18Ambitious.
00:43:19And why was he here?
00:43:22Well, being one of
00:43:24Buzz's buds
00:43:24was a highly coveted
00:43:26position back in the day.
00:43:27We had applicants
00:43:28from as far out
00:43:29as Fresno.
00:43:31Eating that might
00:43:31seem like a good idea
00:43:32but it's toxic.
00:43:34You'll die
00:43:34a slow, painful death.
00:43:37If you aren't willing
00:43:37to go into cryo,
00:43:38you could always let me
00:43:39inject you with this guy
00:43:40right here.
00:43:41It really would be
00:43:42a whole lot easier
00:43:43for both of us.
00:43:45What does it do?
00:43:47It kills you
00:43:48quick and painless.
00:43:51Your body
00:43:51will rapidly decompose,
00:43:53turning into a dust
00:43:54that will get circulated
00:43:55through the ventilation system,
00:43:56ultimately making its way
00:43:57into your cornfields
00:43:58back home.
00:43:59Not so bad
00:44:00if you think about it.
00:44:01Then you won't have
00:44:02to deal with
00:44:02all the headaches
00:44:04of being alive.
00:44:06So,
00:44:07you have two
00:44:08rational choices.
00:44:10Get in your dad's pod
00:44:11or die.
00:44:14You're right,
00:44:15I only have
00:44:15two rational choices.
00:44:22Plenty of irrational ones.
00:44:25What are you doing?
00:44:27200 years of planning
00:44:29in order for everything
00:44:29to go just right.
00:44:31That seems like
00:44:31a lot of work
00:44:32if you ask me.
00:44:33Stay back.
00:44:34Stay back.
00:44:36I think plans are
00:44:37slightly overrated,
00:44:38personally.
00:44:38No, no, no, no, wait.
00:44:42I need that to threaten you.
00:44:43What are you doing?
00:44:44Thawing everyone.
00:44:45What?
00:44:46No!
00:44:47You can't just
00:44:47thaw them all.
00:44:51No, no, no,
00:44:52they're supposed to come out
00:44:53once every 30 years.
00:44:55This isn't even a cogent plan.
00:44:56It's just chaos.
00:44:57Agreed.
00:44:58Plans are hard.
00:45:00Chaos, though.
00:45:02Chaos is easy.
00:45:08One is easy.
00:45:09Stop.
00:45:36Check it out.
00:45:36More matching jackets.
00:45:53Why would Vault-Tec allow communists in one of their vaults?
00:45:57I wouldn't be so sure they did.
00:46:06So, let's take a look at the enemy.
00:46:12The enemy has chosen ourcause.
00:46:17We choose people over product.
00:46:47These are Americans.
00:46:56We won't turn them into communists.
00:47:17The individual is immigrating to the Columbia.
00:47:29My dad removed the drive.
00:47:39So, we're going to have time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance of a win if the young man is there.
00:47:48You might get a chance to get a chance of a lot more than a year later.
00:48:20Well, hello there, Sugarbomb.
00:48:47Looks like your daddy picked himself up a guinea pig.
00:48:50What do you want?
00:48:58I fix everything.
00:49:05Go home.
00:49:08Sugarbomb.
00:49:11Go home.
00:49:14Go home!
00:49:15Go home.
00:49:18Go home.
00:49:21Go home.
00:49:22Go home.
00:49:23You ever seen your daddy use one of these before?
00:49:53No.
00:49:55You gonna take his advice?
00:50:00He won't stop hurting people.
00:50:05Yeah, no shit.
00:50:08Then we better get going.
00:50:23Yeah, no shit.
00:50:39Yeah, no shit.
00:50:49Yeah, no shit.
00:50:51Yeah, no shit.
00:50:53Yeah, no shit.
00:50:55Yeah, no shit.
00:50:57Yeah, no shit.
00:50:59Yeah, no shit.
00:51:01Yeah, yeah.
00:51:03Yeah, yeah.
00:51:05Yeah, yeah.
00:51:25You have 462,311 unread messages.
00:51:47Well, let's get to it.
00:51:50Hey, now, you better listen to me, every one of you.
00:51:58We've got a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of work to do.
00:52:02Forget about your women and that water can.
00:52:08Today, you're working for the man.
00:52:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:19Well, pick up your feet, we've got a deadline to meet.
00:52:22I'm gonna see you make it on time.
00:52:25Oh, don't relax, I want elbows and backs.
00:52:28I want to see everybody from behind.
00:52:32Because you're working for the man, working for the man.
00:52:38You've got to make him a hand, working for the man.
00:52:44I want to see you.
00:53:00We've got to see you.
00:53:02This is Hank McLean, boarding for duty, sir.
00:53:26Nobody in Voltech knows I'm here.
00:53:28And nobody in Voltech knows much of anything anymore.
00:53:33I wanted to let you know I'm still alive.
00:53:38I hope you are, too.
00:53:41I mean, I don't doubt that you are.
00:53:45You spent so much time calculating how to survive all possible contingencies.
00:53:51Uh, I've been keeping busy.
00:53:56I'm in Vegas these days.
00:53:59Back in your old stomping grounds, actually.
00:54:02Trying to pick up where you all left off.
00:54:07Looks like a couple of the Volte experiments ran into some speed bumps.
00:54:1324 made progress on the brain-computer interface.
00:54:17This one, miniaturization.
00:54:25What it all needs is integrating.
00:54:28But I'm confident that if I just roll up my sleeves, I can bring it all home for you.
00:54:34Then we can finally talk about my promotion.
00:54:37I'm gonna complete the work you started.
00:54:46And when this is all over, you will be begging me to help you.
00:54:50I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:51I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:52I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:53I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:54Gotta make it my hand.
00:54:55If I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:56If I'm gonna be the man.
00:54:58If I'm gonna be the man.
00:55:01Yeah, I'm gonna be the man
00:55:05I'm gonna be the man
00:55:08Gotta make it my man
00:55:12If I'm gonna be the man
00:55:14So I'm picking him up and I'm laying him down
00:55:22I believe he's gonna work me into the ground
00:55:25I pull to the left, I heave to the right
00:55:28I ought to kill him but it wouldn't be right
00:55:31Cause I'm working for the man
00:55:34Working for the man
00:55:37I gotta make it my hand
00:55:41Working for the man
00:55:44Well, the boss man's daughter sneaks in me water
00:55:55Every time her daddy's down the line
00:55:57She says, meet me tonight
00:55:59The love will be right
00:56:01And everything is gonna be fine
00:56:03So I should leave all day
00:56:05Without much pain
00:56:07Cause I'm just abiding my time
00:56:09Cause the company
00:56:11And the daughter you see
00:56:13They're both gonna be all mine
00:56:16Together
00:56:23Together
00:56:23We will fulfill our promise
00:56:27To make better this fallen world
00:56:33Sorry to interrupt
00:56:36I understand we're discussing a civil war
00:56:41The commonwealth are gonna kill us all
00:56:47Unless I can stop it
00:56:49What do we always say?
00:56:52Most kids are dead by the sea
00:56:54I'm looking for someone
00:56:59What do you plan to do to him when you find him?
00:57:01What say you, Ms. McClane?
00:57:05Your family may very well still be out there
00:57:07But one thing I wouldn't count on
00:57:10Is I'm appreciating the kind of person you've become
00:57:12There are worse people out there than me
00:57:20But you know what they say in Vegas
00:57:25Everyone's a winner
00:57:28Eventually
00:57:29The same goes for losing in my experience
00:57:32Except for one man
00:57:35Mr. Howard
00:57:40I know that you came to Vegas to kill me
00:57:44Did you not?
00:57:50And I don't know yet how you play a part in ending the world
00:57:53But you most certainly do
00:57:55If you don't help us
00:58:00There won't be a Vault 33 anymore
00:58:03Dad, if you can hear me
00:58:06What's gonna happen to our Vault?
00:58:26My little sugar bomb
00:58:28My little sugar bomb
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