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00:00all right ladies have you been naughtier this year oh my if you want to share how you've been
00:16naughtier reach out 1-855-954-6969 ladies how have you been naughtier this year you can text us at
00:294-6969 but call please 1-855-954-6969 because women have been naughtier at least according to porn hub
00:37women have been watching porns at record rates oh yeah yep you can uh you just can feel it women
00:49made up 38 percent of all visitors to porn hub for the first time ever wow that's what was the
00:5738 of people watching porns on their site are now women the highest it's ever been
01:02a 14 surge over the past 10 years i wonder
01:08if it's because some of us guys don't even bother going to porn hub
01:16like you found other sites i i haven't gone to porn hub in years and i know jason hasn't either
01:24how do you know because we've talked about it before okay we usually watch porn together right
01:30yes yeah it's never been my i feel like that's porn hub is i know that we just watch a man
01:37cucumbering himself on porn hub but generally to me porn hub is just like uh i need the offshoots
01:47yeah right yes it's somehow like the watered down version of the porn world it's just like the
01:53normal just uh you're looking you guys are looking for the real that's generic stuff gotcha right
01:59gotcha you nailed it you just extra pee play stuck stuck in the stuck in the dryer i'm sure that's on
02:07porn hub too though well but it's different it's different so they have noticed a big upward trend
02:15over the years of women watching porn in some countries women now outnumber men on porn hub
02:22in the philippines colombia and argentina colombia
02:28porn hub sees more female viewers than male you know why you don't have to be on porn hub in colombia
02:36just look around right oh just look around it's bikinis and colombian butts in mexico it's
02:44pretty much split it's almost a 50 50 male female split yeah but in america men still far outnumber
02:54women that's right do we know what they're watching latina yes i had a face
03:03milf i sent you one rap video that you seemed very taken aback by someone
03:10asian yes please top three uh-huh searches for indian jumped up now in the top five it's not my
03:23favorite just a lot of it is no there's a lot of just how rude it's just it's how rude it's a little
03:32wild is all i'll say there's a lot of like you know the garb the old get up and uh you know let
03:39my wife it's well if she's in all those indian clothes and then they're like they're afraid
03:46sometimes to show stuff or they can't because i think for fear of death or something oh um so it's
03:52just not and a lot of it is shot on what i would say is like your old blackberry really yeah there's
04:01some stuff that's just not furry has fallen out of favor yeah i'm glad it keeps going down the charts
04:10yeah how high up is uh stuck in a dryer that's it's way up there way up there i feel like it's
04:18not so check it out stuck in the couch i'm stuck in the window in the window i don't want to see
04:24the walls any of the car in the wall they get stuck in the sink i could try to pick this phone up
04:32i don't want to see you get stuck anywhere i don't want to see you get stuck oh no i'm stuck
04:38underneath this phone chuck stuck is not anything oh no jason's stuck too jason's stuck to the
04:44microphone no we're both stuck oh yeah i'm stuck in my microphone okay i can't get out i just spilled
04:50water all over myself oh my god what's wrong what's happening you guys are putting yourselves in
04:55penetration porns uh in louisiana thick yeah thick with two c's takes the top spot like i just peed
05:03myself sure maybe i was into it here's a weird one the top search in pennsylvania puffy nipples
05:11cheers to that i think that usually goes in line with the thick with two c's
05:23puffy nipples oh you think so i don't think so no yuck the thick and puff no you know these are
05:32going to be different these are going to be do you find yourself oh god do you find yourself watching
05:37more porn ladies if so what are you looking for 1-855-954-6969 that's the number 1-855-954-6969 or text us
05:47at 46969 hey you're on with dave and chuck the freak i texted you a little earlier a little when
05:54you were talking about your little bed yes a little blankie okay you're sopping oh okay yes the sex
06:01blanket yeah i told you i got something really really wet for you dave okay really i prefer if you
06:07didn't use my name no david hunter please okay go down oh my god what's wrong with the people on this
06:17oh luckily you cut her off she was just getting into it uh this lady said i'm just sick of men's
06:31what'd she say she's sick of men's crap oh yeah well boy do i relate to that right now in this room
06:40whoa what this lady said as a woman i love watching solo male rum shot compilation videos
06:50and frottage frottage is that how you say it i don't know i don't know what that is that might
07:00be a typo cantied it up what is it i mean this is probably like guy stuff i don't i don't
07:08i don't know if i should click this what are we about to see i don't know soaked right now what's
07:13frottage i'm literally soaked right now stop don't say that what no i spilled water all over myself
07:19what the heck oh it's like docking oh no we got some stuff going on here we've got some it's
07:28rubbing your penis together with another penis
07:31and that's what she watches that's what she watches what are you doing
07:37jade are you okay you taking a nap where did jade get a little nap he's got a non-penetrative sexual
07:45activity where partners rub their genitals against each other for sexual pleasure
07:49so this lady gets off and watching two guys rub their dongs together so it's like it's like male
07:55male scissory yeah it's like the male version kind of it's more like sword fighting literally it means
08:01rubbing in french so it is frottage oh wow suck on that frottage i got it right frottage have you seen
08:09frottage yeah it literally means rubbing in french yeah see like i've never heard of that
08:16and it's probably because i don't watch a lot of penises rub together liar i said a lot lie detector
08:23i said a lot i don't watch a lot of it lie detector determined that was a lie uh goth mommy here she
08:29says i enjoy stepmom lesbian porn there you go i've seen some of that uh this lady says i find myself
08:36looking for goth mommy anal or lesbian oh my it's crazy to me if you are a goth mommy
08:44you would look for goth mommy yeah i mean i guess it does make some sense but um you know
08:51like porn is such a fantasy thing to me that it would be like uh it's like outside of your
08:59what you might ever do or whatever this lady said i love watching massage porn same or double
09:06penetration well not so much thing not so much on that one i love watching what i say this lady
09:12says i love watching a video of two guys using one fleshlight two guys one fleshlight that's not a
09:19video we need to see okay so look it up jason don't no do it don't do it there are holes on both
09:26sides of a fleshlight oh there are like a chinese finger trap i thought there was just a hole in the
09:32top no there's holes on both sides so that oh you can rinse yes so now i'm wondering if that's how
09:42they're doing it where they would meet in the center they would meet this lady says i tend to enjoy
09:49public or glory hole type stuff oh another lady said yes i've been watching more porn lately
09:57my favorite solo guys jerking off and group blow bang scenes
10:01wow this is blowing my mind this is the thing man like this is the thing
10:07we've always sort of talked about stuff that guys are into we're not ready we're not ready for what
10:14ladies are into you don't want to know what your ladies into found out my wife has been watching
10:19foot fetish anal and bj porn but i'm the happiest i've ever been well so he figured it out and now
10:26he's unlocked the code because i do think unless you're lazy like i would be to find out what your
10:35woman wants is nice you just hope that it isn't stuff like you know you gotta get a guillotine and you
10:43gotta you know get a katherine reel so many women are just texting in their porn searches i love to
10:51watch mfm male female yeah yeah yeah rough and insane bj videos what yeah rough and insane the rough
11:01and insane there's some are real insane some i saw literally saw a woman die i saw a woman die and
11:09then come back to life giving one of those yes she was literally out cold dead and they slapped and
11:19she woke back up and it was they you could tell you could see the fear in the actors he just pretended
11:26he was giving a bj over there i wasn't giving a bj i was i got i got i was throwing up yeah
11:33listen man it's wild like i said you don't want to know you don't want to know that stuff you let
11:44them have their fantasies don't talk about it don't talk about it it's not for you you can't
11:49even do some of the stuff that these people in fantasies want to do accidentally discovered my
11:54wife's porn feed completely blown away she was watching women being tied up with ropes getting
11:59their nipples electrocuted yeah yeah i was both scared and intrigued but i've never looked at her
12:05the same way since but here's the thing like she's into it but you try and do that stuff you try and
12:11do that stuff and the problem is it's like trying to do that every single time it's a big production
12:18man like electrocuting people do you know how hard it is to electrocute people every time you're gonna
12:24have sex 33 year old lady find myself watching diaper and panty poop f off this is it right see
12:34but what panty poop i need you to never look at me and yell panty poop again yeah i know i can hear
12:46you yelling panty boob on a loop and laugh for the rest of my life i could i could also oh that's
12:54revolting oh it's shake yourself it's not staying in there it's not staying in do you think she does
13:01it or do you think she just fantasizes because eventually she will she'll panty poop i mean she'll
13:07be a panty pooper she's not already she's like what what are you watching it for because okay is
13:14i don't necessarily believe that you just because you watch whatever that you're going to panty poop
13:23okay i don't like just because you watch stuck porn doesn't mean you're gonna go pretend to be
13:32stuck somewhere but would i be upset to find you probably wouldn't would you a milf stuck in the
13:38sink right that you could easily get out of i mean just lift your head out of the sink
13:42is stuck in the sink you're stuck her hands and they're good her hands is really stuck
13:48i don't know man like it's it's a it's a wildlife one i feel like one panty turd makes an appearance
13:58and that's that's it good night would i mean how devastating would it be to find that in in the
14:07search history panty poop oh my god i mean there's i think there's worse but i don't that's bad that's
14:17really bad if i found out my wife was watching oh my god diaper porn all this time can i be okay
14:23wow this is not what's going on i don't know if i should say it i'm gonna i think
14:30i don't like the idea okay i'm not saying that liar i think it's what is he about
14:42the panty poops i just don't know i don't know what you're gonna say i'm bracing watching me
14:50through a telescope because i can't i don't want to see it he's watching me just say it okay
14:54i'm i think it's worse i think there are some some things how am i supposed to take just say it
15:02there are some things that are worse than panty poop like i think i would have a harder time
15:07finding out that my lady was into bj gang bangs than panty poop like 10 guy bj gang bangs
15:17like if you'd have a hard time making that happen you know what she can do at any time
15:21poop her pants yes yes yes i get it but i think i'm more i think i'm more worried about like
15:34rough real life scenario rough giant penis that's your wait time out yeah so a real life situation
15:47for you then is it's more realistic for 10 guy no he's saying it's not no i'm saying that's not
15:54like that would be way harder to imagine her ever being able to do right okay okay sorry i had that
16:02backwards how did we get here you made us get here but i was hoping it was gonna be like yeah
16:07i watched a lot of porn a lot of lesbian stuff i know good normal stuff poop right in my panties
16:12exactly how have you been naughtier this year i'm bad i poop in my panties fraudage
16:17i mean where have we gone it starts it starts innocent just like anyone's porn journey it starts
16:24innocent and then you are you are strapped up to the ceiling and and machines are in you
16:32and all sorts of things it's a wild world wild wild word world i can't even talk yeah i can't think
16:40about it i don't want to think about it and you don't want to know guys you don't want to know
16:45the only one you'd want to know about is like some real easy peasy stuff like oh she likes her feet
16:52tickled big deal big deal you watch some feet tickling porn you do it to her a little bit she gets there
16:59that's fine nipple tweaking whatever 10 man okay bbc gang he's got his own personal issues
17:07and it always involves bigger penises it's tough if you've seen it you can't compete dude all right
17:15i mean you can we'll take a break holy hell we need a break
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