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00:00I found a Christmas present.
00:01It's a Christmas-themed dating service.
00:03I need new friends.
00:04I'm Drew.
00:05You're Christmas Cupid.
00:07I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:09My Latin aerobic scars will loosen those hips right down.
00:13Why are you doing all this?
00:15If you don't really know what you're looking for?
00:17I don't know.
00:18It's the beauty of it.
00:19You don't have to know what it is.
00:21You just have to take a chance.
00:23He's here.
00:24Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:26He's just gonna...
00:29I don't know.
00:31I don't know.
00:33I don't know.
00:35I don't know.
00:43Right down.
00:51Kate, you're glitching.
00:53Why are you glitching?
00:54Guy.
00:55That guy.
00:56The guy that stood me up on the first date.
00:57You know, Richard.
00:58He's here.
00:59He's at the pear tree.
01:00He's waiting for...
01:01Right.
01:02Well, let's go and give him a talking to.
01:03He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:09You're Richard, huh?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard.
01:12Yeah.
01:13But this is unbelievably cute.
01:15Oh, come on.
01:16Is it, though?
01:17I mean, is it actually, though?
01:18Or is it manipulative?
01:19Being like, sorry I was a no-snow?
01:22Oh, oh.
01:23I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:25Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me,
01:28and isn't that just a little...
01:29Call the Hague.
01:31Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed,
01:33you wouldn't be out here marching back and forth like a confused rumba.
01:36I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there and, you know,
01:39give him what for, or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:43Excuse me, you pinky-promised me that if opportunity came a-knocking at your door,
01:48you would answer it, OK?
01:50The guy has come all the way out to Blacksford.
01:52All right?
01:53He's taken all this time to write these, frankly, delightful Christmas puns.
01:57OK?
01:58What have you got to lose?
01:59So, come on.
02:00We're going.
02:01No, but, no, but, no, but...
02:02I'm literally like a third child.
02:03Come on!
02:04Chips off!
02:06Stop!
02:17Callum!
02:18Callum!
02:19Callum!
02:20Seen any remorseful-looking men around here lately?
02:22Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:23Waited about an hour and then left.
02:25You were out there for an hour?
02:27Good job I came when I did.
02:29A rose?
02:30That's kind of cliché, right?
02:31What was he like?
02:32How did he smell?
02:33Was he intriguing?
02:34I don't know.
02:35Normal.
02:36No obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:38Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:40True.
02:41Was he cute?
02:42Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:43Listen to you objectifying a man like that.
02:45Shame on you.
02:46Oh, my God!
02:47I need to find this man!
02:48Come on.
02:49I will admit that I was a little intrigued, but obviously it's for the best.
02:52I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:53Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
02:55Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
02:59His phone number.
03:00Oh, no.
03:02It's a Christmas miracle.
03:03If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:07Okay.
03:08Let's just calm down.
03:09I shan't.
03:10Text him.
03:11Okay.
03:12And...
03:13May I?
03:14Sure.
03:15Come on.
03:16In a rush, you're lost dot dot dot again.
03:18Hmm.
03:19Are you mad?
03:20What?
03:21If he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:23What?
03:24Oh, it's very good.
03:25Indeed.
03:26Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:29Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:36What?
03:37What?
03:38What?
03:39Oh, it's very good.
03:41Indeed.
03:42Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:46What's going on here?
03:47Oh.
03:48Floral.
03:49Is that eucalyptus?
03:50Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
03:51You know, just the start of something.
03:52Yeah.
03:53What's going on here?
03:54Floral.
03:55Is that eucalyptus?
03:56Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
03:57You know, just the start of something.
03:59For Mrs. Talbot.
04:00She's a traditionalist.
04:01Oh, yes, Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:02No, those are here.
04:03Still a work in progress.
04:04Clearly.
04:05Well, keep working.
04:06And, um, this little guletron.
04:07That's what I have to do.
04:08Yeah.
04:09What's going on in here?
04:10Oh, floral.
04:11Is that eucalyptus?
04:12Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
04:14You know, just the start of something.
04:16For Mrs. Talbot.
04:17She's a traditionalist.
04:18Oh, yes, Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:21No, those are here?
04:23Still a work in progress.
04:24Clearly.
04:25Well, keep working.
04:27And, um, this little eucalyptus piece.
04:30Yeah, it's interesting.
04:31Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but interesting.
04:45I know it sounds like a line, but I was at the hospital.
04:48My nephew broke his arm playing football,
04:50so I stayed with him until my sister could get off work.
04:52Great. So, now you're a hero.
04:58We're an annoyingly close family.
05:00My mom is one of my best mates.
05:03And if you can stomach that, I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:07You guys, there is no Christmas without John McClane.
05:10Nakatomi Plaza, hello.
05:11Maybe, but I think most people would agree
05:13that the holiday is essential holiday viewing.
05:16Follocks!
05:17Oh, all right, what's your favorite?
05:18No, I don't really have a strong opinion.
05:20I just wanted to disagree.
05:22Christmas?
05:22Christmas has come early, ladies!
05:24Oh, yay!
05:25A new branding deal.
05:26The clients didn't even have them yet.
05:27Oh, please stay our friend forever.
05:29I'm working on it.
05:30Oh, so something I want to share?
05:32Posh pies!
05:35What are posh pies?
05:38Luxured Christmas tradition!
05:39It's my mom's recipe.
05:40She was magic in the kitchen.
05:42Babe, they're really divine.
05:44I bet you could take these to market.
05:46Seller-me gourmet grocers?
05:47You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:49No, I'd have to work on my beers.
05:51I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:55Oh.
05:58Two words.
05:59Die.
06:00Hard.
06:03What?
06:04Nothing.
06:04Just Richard's favorite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:07Oh, so you've been texting, I see.
06:09Yeah, I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:13He's a journalist, and he's writing a piece on the 12 dates.
06:16Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of skepticism about this whole thing.
06:20Sounds like a perfect match.
06:22Yeah.
06:23It's all very suspicious.
06:24Or maybe, just maybe, you're having a good time.
06:27I mean, look at you.
06:28You've really perked up.
06:29Okay.
06:30Easy, cowboy.
06:30I haven't even met this guy in person.
06:33He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:35Well, so you think he's perfect?
06:38I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:49Morning.
06:50Good morning.
06:52What's going on here?
06:53I've made a smoothie.
06:55It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it.
06:57I can't remember what any of it is, but it's supposed to boost my memory, so bottoms up.
07:05Oh, I'll put some air on your chest.
07:10Wheatgrass.
07:11It's got wheatgrass.
07:12See?
07:12It's working already.
07:14So what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:17I thought you'd be pleased.
07:19Impressed you.
07:19Yes.
07:20I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:24Figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:27Better late than that.
07:28Wait, Dad.
07:28You can't do that.
07:30You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:32Your balance isn't what it used to be.
07:33Just wait until I get back, and then I'll help you.
07:36I'm not scaling the roof.
07:37I understand that.
07:39But it isn't safe.
07:40Come on.
07:40I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:42Fine.
07:42Fine.
07:42I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task that
07:47I've done a million times before.
07:49Without incident.
07:51Great.
08:03I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
08:09When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in.
08:13My parents have been married for 40 years, and that's what I want.
08:16As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this.
08:20Far away.
08:22Oh, so you think this is fun?
08:23You don't even know me.
08:27Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:34When I took this assignment, I decided to be all in.
08:37Trust the process.
08:39You and I were supposed to meet.
08:41You must be a romantic.
08:47What can I say?
08:48I'm a romantic.
08:52Current view.
08:55What are you doing in Paris?
09:00Had a few days between dates.
09:02Looking for inspiration for the article.
09:04City of love, after all.
09:08When I get back, let's meet.
09:11What are you doing back here?
09:17You're late.
09:18Make haste.
09:20Come along.
09:21Quickly.
09:38What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:40Welcome to A Christmas Carol, live.
09:44An immersive experience.
09:46With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:49Oh, uh, it says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe.
09:53A legendary party animal.
09:56Now, let's meet your date.
09:58Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
10:28Well, this is a first.
10:31Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:34Nice to meet you.
10:34It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:39But Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:44Isn't it fortuitous?
10:46Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:49But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:52I'm down if you are.
10:53I do love a good cosplay.
10:55Excellent!
10:56I want to go forth and see Mary.
11:00To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:04Me too.
11:05Do you want to grab a drink?
11:06Definitely.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Can you scare us away?
11:13My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:18You don't see indoors.
11:21I do the outdoors.
11:22That's how it's always been.
11:23I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas pawbels, do I?
11:32Oh, my God.
11:37Oh, no!
11:37Oh, no!
11:38Oh, no!
11:38He's going to kill me.
11:55These are shadows of things that have been.
12:11They are what they are.
12:13Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:17Remove me.
12:19I cannot bear it.
12:21Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:39Please do.
12:40Every time I think of a Christmas carol, I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:44Me too.
12:45It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:47This is all so romantic, isn't it?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Oh, I'm sorry.
12:57I thought you were joking.
12:58I'm not kidding at all.
12:59I mean, the costumes, the dance cards, the potential to swoon.
13:06Oh, I'm absolutely here for it.
13:08See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:12Seriously?
13:13Who hurt you?
13:15A long story.
13:16Well, tell me about it.
13:18I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know, forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:25Like, this guy I've been texting, every time he says anything, all I can hear in my head
13:30is, oh, I love my mum, oh, I believe in fate, Paris is the city of love, like...
13:37But Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:40Oh, I know.
13:40I'm just saying, like, you know, it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:46And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:49What if you're looking for some problems where there are none?
13:53I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers just
13:57because you were too sceptical?
14:00Well, sceptical or savvy.
14:02I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love, but I...
14:05Oh, my God!
14:06What?
14:06What?
14:08That woman over there, with the glowing skin and piercing eyes, well, she was my date number
14:15one, and it was so romantic.
14:17And at the end, we kissed, and it was so perfect, until she burst into tears.
14:23Oh, I have been there.
14:24No, I got bloody nose.
14:27It happens when I get really excited.
14:29It was like a crime scene.
14:30There was an ambulance.
14:31I was so embarrassed.
14:35And now, here she is, dancing with someone who was decidedly not pleading from her nose.
14:40Why don't you give up?
14:41I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic that almost had me convinced that those red
14:47flags were actually green?
14:49Well, they are green, and hopeless romantics do exist.
14:53We exist.
14:56When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:02If you really feel that way, you've got to do something about it.
15:09Well, like what?
15:11Hmm.
15:14I'll think of something.
15:17She's looking this way.
15:18If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse who, out of the
15:23blue, wants a post-up, I'll burst.
15:26When I make partner, there's going to be some big changes at that firm, I can tell you that.
15:30Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:32Oh, a heavy paw, please.
15:35No word from Kate.
15:36I wish she'd just location share, and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:40You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:42Well, it's maddening.
15:43I just want to help.
15:45It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:46I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:48Ah!
15:49I mean, help.
15:50Oh, very soon.
15:51Hmm.
15:53Well, I'm off.
15:54What?
15:55George's garden revealed him.
15:57Oh.
15:58Yes.
15:59Right, no, I absolutely hadn't forgotten that.
16:02Go, enjoy talking toki-wreese.
16:05Oh, Ben?
16:06Yes, love?
16:07It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:10Indeed.
16:11Have fun.
16:12Right to go.
16:14Cheers.
16:14I can't see you.
16:18I'm in the garden.
16:20Where?
16:21By the hedge.
16:22I'm looking at the hedge.
16:24I'm in here.
16:24Wait, oh, wait, wait.
16:25I'm on my way.
16:27That'll be your homing device.
16:29Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?
16:31Well, I was just doing a bit of ice skating, and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:34What do you think happened?
16:35Here, let me give you a hand up.
16:37Oh, my God, you're heavy.
16:40Oh!
16:42Oh.
16:43Oh.
16:43Oh.
16:44Sorry.
16:50Um, I was just trying to help, and...
16:53Any more help like that, and we'll die here.
16:55Oh, my God.
16:58Oh, God.
16:59Oh!
17:01There.
17:01There.
17:02I'll be up with you.
17:03There.
17:03You see?
17:04Years of aerobic exercise.
17:07Yoga.
17:08Core strength.
17:09So, if you want me to get you up, you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:12Now is not the time for jokes.
17:14Twice a week.
17:16Just help me out.
17:17Three times.
17:19Fine, fine.
17:20Just get me up.
17:20Okay.
17:21Come on.
17:21Oh.
17:22Oh.
17:22You're welcome, handsome.
17:32The what now?
17:33Pop-up palooza.
17:35Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries from all around the southeast sponsor a pop-up
17:39to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:41It's huge.
17:42It's massive press.
17:43One of these days, I'm going to understand what you're talking about.
17:45I'm talking about several hundred hungry mouths traipsing to the pear tree for your, wait
17:50for it, posh pie pop-up.
17:54See what I did there?
17:55Alliteration.
17:56It's great for marketing.
17:57It's not really a pop-up, though, is it?
17:59The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:01No, but your posh pies are.
18:03Nah.
18:04What do you mean, nah?
18:07Do you know where this could lead?
18:08I'm talking gourmet collabs, license distribution, catering empire.
18:13It is quite literally the dream.
18:15I'm living my dream right now.
18:16You know, feeding the people of Blacksford like my mum did before me.
18:20Only now I get to do it with you.
18:27Guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:29You will thank me later.
18:31Trust me.
18:32All right, go on.
18:33Get out of my kitchen.
18:45Good day, fair maidens.
18:49Terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:51Are we part of the performance?
18:54I adore cosplay.
18:56Yes, actually, Drew sent me, yes.
19:00Apparently, there's a slight problem with your costume.
19:05I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um, in-of-stations.
19:13Yes.
19:17A little too Dickensian, am I right?
19:20But, lucky for you, there is someone here who would love a do-over.
19:27Enjoy.
19:27All right.
19:57All right.
20:26That's it.
20:35Oh!
20:35Oh, you big baby.
20:38Well, if you think this is pain, don't forget, you promised me a yoga class.
20:46Why didn't you call Kate?
20:49I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying,
20:51I told you so.
20:51Oh, I don't blame you.
20:54My kids think that I've lost my mind.
20:56They keep trying to put all these guardrails around me.
20:59So they're judging to somehow better than ours.
21:01They should learn to sort out their own lives.
21:03I'm tired of it.
21:04Oh, you're right about that.
21:06With that being said, you did fall.
21:10I said I was tired of it.
21:11Not that I was right.
21:12Kate, you're a matchmaker.
21:19Yeah.
21:19I never thought I would live to see the day Kate Tucker believes in love.
21:24Believe in love, you guys.
21:25It's not the Loch Ness monster.
21:27It's just rare.
21:28You know?
21:29It's one in a million.
21:30It's a shot in the dark, and it's a stab in the...
21:33Night.
21:35You know what I mean.
21:37I know that it's real.
21:39I mean, look at Laura and Ben.
21:40They're obsessed with each other.
21:41Truly disgusting.
21:42Actually.
21:46And you guys are so gross as well.
21:50We try.
21:51Well, excuse me while I go bake five million pies.
21:53The old posh pie pop-up, eh?
21:56Bloody stupid name.
21:59Krabby.
22:00I know.
22:00Those presumptuous inmates just signed him up, but...
22:03I want everyone to know how talented he is.
22:05I am a little surprised that he's actually going through with it, though.
22:08Well, if Callum says he's going to do something, he will follow through every time.
22:13Decidedly not like my ex.
22:15Indecision was that man's middle name.
22:20Bad news?
22:22I think it's good news.
22:23I don't know.
22:25I'm on an emotional roller coaster, and I'm a little bit queasy.
22:29What's wrong?
22:29Well, I've been texting with this guy, Richard, right?
22:32And at first I was like, absolutely not.
22:34And then something shifted along the way because now he says things like, I'm going to wear
22:39a beret the first time we meet, and I'm not totally horrified, so I don't even know who
22:43I am anymore.
22:44And now we're supposed to meet at this Dates with Mates.
22:48Like, what is Dates with Mates?
22:49Date five.
22:50A joyous affair where you bring your friends and they play matchmaker.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:54That sounds absolutely horrific.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Can I come?
22:59Why is everyone enjoying this so much?
23:02Oh, blasted oven.
23:05Babe, we're going on Kate's next date.
23:07Uh, hard pass.
23:09But before I forget, can you ask your dad to come look at the ovens?
23:12When he's done putting up the lights, any time will do.
23:14What do you mean when he's done with the lights?
23:17Did you see him doing that?
23:19Uh, yeah.
23:20Earlier today.
23:25Dad?
23:26In here.
23:27You were supposed to wait for me.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:31What happened?
23:32Just a little tumble.
23:33I'm fine.
23:33Dad, what were you thinking?
23:35You told me that you were going to wait.
23:37You could have killed yourself.
23:38First you want me to get out of the easy chair.
23:40Then you complain when I do.
23:41This is exactly why I can't trust you.
23:43Because you tell me that you're going to do something, and then you don't do it.
23:46I am exhausted.
23:47I cannot relax for five seconds.
23:50That's it.
23:51I'm putting in cameras.
23:52Nobody asked you to worry, Kate.
23:54I don't need surveillance.
23:55I don't need a babysitter.
23:57I'm not a child.
23:58Then stop acting like one.
24:03Hi.
24:05I didn't know that you had company.
24:08Is there a Latin aerobics class in the living room, or...?
24:12No, just a little ice skating.
24:15That's all.
24:15I'll admit it wasn't my best idea, and I got myself into a mess.
24:30But I got myself out of it.
24:33That's all that matters, isn't it?
24:39All right, Dad.
24:40That's all right.
24:53Oh.
24:54Oh.
24:54I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:20Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:45Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
25:50I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:57I can't wait to see you tonight.
26:04I can't wait to see you tonight.
26:15Oi!
26:17Sorry.
26:18I made this.
26:21Lovely.
26:23Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:26Straight away.
26:46Kate and Mays, welcome to Dates with Mays.
26:49Laura, we spoke on the phone?
26:51More than once.
26:53Now, here's how it works.
26:55The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love
26:58and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:01It's a mixer, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:05And before you complain, you picked your friends.
27:08I did not.
27:10Have fun.
27:15Oh, that's fixed.
27:17Really?
27:19Oh.
27:20Yeah.
27:20Good evening, Tipple.
27:25So, no dates with Mays for you tonight, then?
27:27Oh, God, no.
27:28It feels weird.
27:29Your friends picking your dates.
27:30In my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:32All this dating stuff.
27:35I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit, so I'm grateful for it.
27:39Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:41Doesn't exactly wear a heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:43Yeah, she's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:45I don't need me.
27:47I don't need me.
27:53Oh, God.
27:55I think you can look up for me.
28:00See you soon.
28:01Are you kidding about the beret?
28:04Kate.
28:05Kate.
28:06Gary.
28:06Gary.
28:07Kate.
28:08Gary loves sports.
28:09What do you play?
28:10Rugby?
28:12Pickle ball mostly, but my true passion is the piccolo.
28:17No.
28:17No.
28:17No.
28:18No.
28:19This is Geoffrey.
28:20It's pronounced Geoffrey.
28:22Like Game of Thrones.
28:23I'm a big fan.
28:24Changed my name.
28:25I used to be called Paul.
28:27I'm really into good health, you know.
28:28I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:30Juan.
28:31Craig.
28:32Ming.
28:33Ever heard someone knows, Whistle?
28:39Pablo.
28:41Preston.
28:41Patrick.
28:44You know, technically, brushing your teeth is unnecessary.
28:48Raj?
28:49Do you have a car I can borrow?
28:56Oh.
28:56Oh.
28:58Peter.
29:00Rick?
29:01How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:18There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:20This is excruciating.
29:22Says the woman who forced me into this.
29:23Fine.
29:24Well, let it be said, on this day, the 12th of...
29:28Oh, my God.
29:29It's December 14th.
29:31But your anniversary...
29:32Oh, my God.
29:34Richard, we have...
29:35It's fine.
29:36Just go.
29:36Are you sure?
29:36Go, go, go, go, go.
29:37Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
29:43Kate.
29:45Oh.
29:45Uh.
29:46Oliver.
29:46Hey.
29:47I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:50She wouldn't take my call.
29:51Feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:53Sorry.
29:54How about you?
29:55Well, I just let myself get excited about some guy that I've never even met, and I'm kicking
30:00myself because, you know, I knew better.
30:03I mean, I still know better.
30:04It's...
30:04Don't say that.
30:05Love is worth it.
30:07Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy, it's worth it.
30:11Yeah.
30:11Was that a beret?
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you think you can stand me up again?
30:23Unbelievable.
30:24You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:26Yeah, with your clever little texts and your saying the perfect thing at the perfect time.
30:32Yeah.
30:32Well, I saw right through you from the very beginning.
30:35Yeah, I don't think so.
30:37What do you have to say for yourself?
30:39I think you got the wrong guy.
30:40Great speech, though.
30:43Cinematic.
30:44Kate?
30:50Richard.
30:54Fogget Heathrow.
30:55Did you get my text?
30:58Your text?
31:06Fogget Heathrow.
31:09On my way.
31:10I'm not standing up again.
31:14Don't leave.
31:18Can I buy you a drink?
31:24So, you think my texts are clever?
31:28Did I say that?
31:30Hmm.
31:30Yeah, I don't usually get all worked up, you know, like that.
31:36I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue on the occasion, but, you know, I, I, I mean, in my defense, I did, you know, think you were standing me up again.
31:45Oh, I completely get it.
31:46I made a promise, and I didn't follow through.
31:49I should have worn the beret.
31:52Yes, you should have.
31:53Sorry, it's just so weird, you know, finally putting a face to the voice in my head.
32:00And how do I measure up?
32:01Good.
32:02I mean, you know, fine.
32:04Oh, I, um, got you something.
32:07A little memento.
32:09The city of love.
32:10Oh, my God, you didn't have to do that.
32:13It's nothing fancy, but you're on my mind.
32:18Thanks.
32:19Kate, I just saw my ex.
32:21He's here.
32:22Oh.
32:22Uh, Sarah, this is Richard.
32:25Hi.
32:26Well, well, done, Kate.
32:29Okay.
32:31Anyway, I have to leave now.
32:34Okay.
32:34Well, Sarah.
32:37Ollie.
32:38It's so good to see you.
32:41Are you part of the 12 dates?
32:46Is this one of your dates?
32:48Actually, I'm with her.
32:51Is this the guy?
32:52But you two know each other.
32:57We went ice skating.
32:58You two dated.
32:59Sorry, is Sarah your ex?
33:05I think this might be a good time for me to get more drinks.
33:08Oh, yeah.
33:09Perhaps I'll just come with you and you two can catch up.
33:11Nope.
33:12No, there's nothing to talk about.
33:13Sarah, please.
33:15I miss you.
33:17I'll do anything.
33:19Callum.
33:21Hey, who's Callum?
33:22Her boyfriend and my best friend.
33:25Hey!
33:26Oh!
33:27What did I miss?
33:29He's here.
33:30Callum.
33:31I'm Oliver.
33:32I'm, um...
33:33Kate's ice skating date.
33:35Oh.
33:37Oh.
33:37Now that you have, buy me a drink.
33:42Bye.
33:43Oh.
33:44Bye.
33:45Oh.
33:46This is bad.
33:47Yeah.
33:49It's dreadful.
33:50Let's get you some tissues.
33:51Let's get you some tissues.
33:51I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:10That makes two of us.
34:11I didn't remember until they read the date on the evening news.
34:17Oh.
34:19How was tonight?
34:21I'd say a total bust all round.
34:24I thought it was going to be fun getting a peek at the single life, but...
34:28Not as fun and flirty as you hoped?
34:30Not at all.
34:32It was hot and loud.
34:34Nobody was worthy of my Kate.
34:37But there was so much possibility in the air.
34:40Like, just think, someone might have fallen in love tonight.
34:46Or met the person who's going to be their lifetime partner in crime.
34:50Lucky ducks.
34:52Felt good to be on that side of the equation for a change.
35:00Happy anniversary.
35:02Mm.
35:03Come here.
35:04Come here.
35:10I'm glad I married you.
35:13Yeah, you'll do.
35:17I thought you were baking tonight.
35:19No, the oven's busted.
35:20Plus, I was thinking, it's actually a big deal for her.
35:22I feel like I should support.
35:24She must feel sorry for him.
35:26Who?
35:27The bloke she went ice game with.
35:28Oliver?
35:29Yeah, he spent the entire day crying over his ex.
35:31Good enough for showing up, though.
35:36I knew she'd moved on, but seeing them together...
35:39I have to speak to her and apologize.
35:41No.
35:42I owe her something more.
35:44A big gesture.
35:46A romantic.
35:47Epic.
35:48Like getting up on this table and...
35:49No, no, no.
35:50Don't do that.
35:51It's much too small.
35:52This is for you.
35:53Thank you so much.
36:00You...
36:00Wait a minute.
36:01Kate's juggling two days at once.
36:03What is this?
36:03Love Island?
36:06Hold on.
36:07That's the Romeo with the flower from the cafe.
36:09It's quite nice.
36:13What are you doing?
36:14Laura's not here.
36:15She needs a wingman.
36:19Hello, gents.
36:20What's going on here?
36:22Not much.
36:22Just heartbreaking agony.
36:26That's funny.
36:29He's kidding.
36:32Kate?
36:32What?
36:33What?
36:39Sorry, guys.
36:40Go chat.
36:44You've got to get him out of here.
36:46Callum?
36:47Oliver.
36:48I've already tried.
36:49Callum's determined to stay and support you, so...
36:54Ollie looks so sad.
36:55He is sad.
36:56He's a very, very sad man.
36:59He just desperately wants to talk to you.
37:04Oh, tough break, mate.
37:05I've definitely been there.
37:06The important thing is to get back out there.
37:08His emotions seem reasonable.
37:11His ex is here with another man.
37:12No, you're kidding.
37:13Oh, that's brutal.
37:16Brutal.
37:17Mental images.
37:19I'm going to go find a bucket to drown myself in.
37:25Well, I hope your night's been better than that.
37:27Not sure yet.
37:31I remember you from the cafe.
37:33You had a flower waiting for cake.
37:37Oh.
37:38I own the place.
37:39Oh, right.
37:40Great latte.
37:43Very frothy.
37:46We, um, try.
37:51Maybe it'll give you some closure or something.
37:53I have closure.
37:55Okay.
37:55I'm staying out of it.
37:56Five minutes.
37:58That's all I'm asking.
38:02Can you please keep Callum busy?
38:06Please, I have to talk to him to end this.
38:11I've got five minutes, Ollie.
38:16Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you.
38:18Of us.
38:19I'll be walking through Hyde Park and I'll think, oh, when spring comes, I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic.
38:24I'd lay down that throw, you love, that we got in liberties and we'd be those people.
38:28In love that everyone looks at and wishes they could be.
38:31That's cute, Ollie.
38:34But picnics weren't our problem.
38:37No, you're right.
38:39What I'm trying to say is, I couldn't imagine a future before.
38:44It scared me.
38:46And now, it's all I can think about.
38:50And I can't see a future without you in it.
38:53It's too late.
38:54No.
38:55It's not.
38:56So she was full-on emo, but I mean, Blex would never have seen anything like it.
39:01It really was not that crazy.
39:03She got detention when she came to school with her lip ring.
39:05A fake lip ring.
39:07That was pretty cool to me.
39:12Time for another drink, yeah?
39:13Gonna find Sarah.
39:14You know what?
39:16I will get the drinks.
39:17You just stay here, okay?
39:18Don't move.
39:19Stay here and relax.
39:20Don't move.
39:21That sort of behavior is not tolerated on 12 days.
39:33That sort of whistling, not appreciated.
39:36Time to go.
39:39So he said all the right things, but it doesn't change the past.
39:44And I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says.
39:47So it doesn't matter, anyway.
39:49Well, what are you going to tell Callum?
39:50Nothing.
39:52There's nothing to tell.
39:53The fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything is exactly the reason why you should.
39:56Here you are.
39:57Sorry.
39:58Had to take a call.
40:05Where's Richard?
40:06He had to go.
40:07I said he'd text you.
40:09Ugh.
40:09Unbelievable.
40:14Hey, hey, hey.
40:16Are you seriously leaving right now?
40:18You had a lot going on then.
40:19I know, and I know it may not seem like it, but I really just wanted to talk to you.
40:24Now I'm out here in the freezing cold for the second time tonight like a crazy person, trying
40:30to figure out if this could be something.
40:32But you keep leaving.
40:34It just didn't feel like our moment.
40:40And you're the only one I wanted to be with.
40:45Oh, it can't do this time of year, no, without you, my dear.
41:00When you're gone, oh, it all turns to black.
41:04It can't be Christmas without you.
41:22In the last few weeks, I'm out here in the middle of tomorrow.
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