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00:00Patrick, the brilliant brand guru.
00:02Penny's posh pies.
00:04All right, you get out.
00:04I'm not a project. It's over.
00:06You know, maybe talking to her ex kind of stirred up some stuff.
00:09What do you mean talking to her ex?
00:10Oliver.
00:11Oliver.
00:12Sarah was the ex.
00:13Oh, do I need it?
00:15Would you want to maybe get coffee tomorrow?
00:18Thanks for taking me home.
00:20It was a gentlemanly thing to do.
00:22I have impeccable timing.
00:25Mom?
00:30Sure. Yes.
00:36A yacht in the Mediterranean sounds far more exciting than Christmas with your daughter.
00:41Penny.
00:43I'm kidding, Mom.
00:47I'll see you in New Year's.
00:50All right. You gotta go.
00:53Yeah. Merry Christmas.
00:58Don't be too angry, darling.
01:00Don't let it spoil everything. You love Christmas.
01:03Even though it's going to be a bit different.
01:05Why aren't you more angry at her?
01:09You know, when two people fall in love and get married, there are no guarantees.
01:14She wanted to move on. I had to let her.
01:17She's not supposed to move on for me, Dad.
01:23Come on, give me a hand with the decorations.
01:25So, Norris sent this little trinket for your tree.
01:29Of course, he wanted me to start again this year for the holiday.
01:33But I said, if my darling daughter can't come to me, then I will go straight to her.
01:39And yet, it didn't occur to you to send a text first?
01:42Well, where's the point in that?
01:47So, here I am.
01:49In Lexford.
01:52Charming place.
01:54So many sheets.
01:56You know, honey, you didn't have to send that handsome man away last night.
02:00Well, believe it or not, my mother showing up was actually kind of a buzzkill.
02:04I don't know if you'll excuse me.
02:06Oh, sorry.
02:07I have to go.
02:08Oh, I just got here.
02:10Yeah, I understand that, but I have work and other commitments, so...
02:13Like what?
02:14Just things.
02:15Stuff.
02:15Boring things.
02:16Boring stuff.
02:17Maybe you should take a walk around Lexford, see the sights.
02:20Especially considering you've never been here before, even though your daughter lives here.
02:23Darling, when you've seen one quaint English village, you have seen them all.
02:28But don't you worry about me.
02:30I shall stay busy.
02:32Yes, I'm sure you will.
02:36I think it's possible.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Oh, well, looky here what the cat dragged in.
02:42Yes, I know that we're not in the best place right now, but we have a very urgent issue.
02:45It doesn't sound like much of an apology.
02:47Marianne, I'm sorry in sight.
02:49I am sorry.
02:50I am very sorry.
02:51I thought that I was being respectful of you and your relationship by staying out of it,
02:56but I can see that I really hurt you and that's the last thing that I would ever want.
03:01And you, I know that your enthusiasm about my personal life comes from a good place and
03:07you only want what's best for me and I took out all my frustrations on you and
03:11I'm the worst person that's ever lived in the whole world and you're the best person that's
03:15ever lived in the whole world, but please, can you forgive me now because I really need
03:19your help or something?
03:21Fine, you're forgiven, you silly sausage.
03:23All right, bygones, what's the emergency?
03:25My?
03:25Good morning!
03:27Delilah!
03:29Oh, Laura, it's been too long since our New Year's in Santa Fe.
03:35And you haven't aged a bit, which is criminal.
03:39You must be calm.
03:40I've heard a lot about you.
03:42Likewise.
03:42It's good to finally meet you.
03:46Kate didn't tell us you were coming.
03:48Oh, I surprised her.
03:49Oh, Kate loves surprises.
03:51Oh, so do I.
03:53And you can imagine how tickled I was to see my darling daughter kissing a handsome man on
03:58her stoop last night.
04:00Richard.
04:01Already, I think that's my cue.
04:03Have a great day, guys.
04:04Try the pies.
04:05They're great.
04:06Catherine.
04:07Hmm.
04:08Do you have an opinion on this, Richard?
04:11I mean, I try not to get involved in Kate's love life.
04:15Oh, that's interesting.
04:17Is it?
04:19Immensely.
04:20Well, this is exciting!
04:22You'll have to give me his surname and date of birth.
04:24For the background check.
04:26Have to find out if he's been naughty or nice.
04:27Well, we know he's been naughty, but I hope that bit was nice.
04:29Okay, you were successful.
04:31I am out of my comfort zone.
04:32And now that I'm here, I have to navigate it my way.
04:35All right, so let's just skip the background checks, the unsolicited advice, the side chats
04:39with Drew.
04:40But I talk to Drew all the time now.
04:42That's great.
04:42I love that for you.
04:43Just don't talk about me, okay?
04:45And I promise I will still give you all the juiciest deets of my dates, okay?
04:49Okay, fine.
04:50Okay, I love you.
04:51You're a psycho.
04:51I have a date now.
04:52Bye-bye.
04:54Don't forget about the Richard details.
04:56You just said blow-by-blow account, okay?
04:57So call me later?
04:58My mother says hi.
05:14You learn a lot about a person when you meet their parents.
05:17You're here.
05:18Are you my date eight?
05:20Sadly, no.
05:21I just finished mine, actually.
05:22Oh?
05:23Is it weird to talk about this stuff?
05:25You know, like dating other people after last night?
05:29I mean, I know it's part of the deal.
05:31No.
05:31Oh, maybe.
05:34It is a little weird, but I don't really have a choice.
05:36I need to do all 12 dates for the odds.
05:38Mmm.
05:39Can't have you pulling the plug halfway through, huh?
05:42Nope.
05:43Have to see where the story leads me.
05:45Right.
05:53Stop ogling me as I walk away.
05:58Welcome to date number eight.
06:01It's not very romantic, is it?
06:04Well, that's because it's a date with yourself.
06:10A chance to connect with the most important person in your love life.
06:15Your canvas.
06:19Now, pick your poison.
06:22Mmm.
06:22Premium supplies.
06:24Mmm.
06:25Okay.
06:26Describe the first person who broke your heart.
06:34No.
06:36No.
06:37Oh, come on!
06:38I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have some big, life-defining heartbreak.
06:43It could be anyone.
06:44A friend.
06:46A mentor.
06:47A parent.
06:53Felicia, you saucy minx.
06:55There you are.
06:58Good God!
07:00Your door was open.
07:02What are you doing here?
07:03Where's Kate?
07:04I found this in the kitchen.
07:06She tried to warn you.
07:09Well, I don't know how to use this thing anyway.
07:13Romance?
07:14It's for a book club.
07:16A book club?
07:17I guess time really does change a man.
07:20You know I was the inspiration for this series.
07:23I'd think about it twice if I were you before I read the sequel.
07:26What are you doing here?
07:28Wait.
07:29Another marriage.
07:31Another divorce?
07:33On the run from Interpol?
07:35I'm just visiting.
07:38I haven't seen you since what?
07:40Kate's graduation?
07:41Sounds about right.
07:41You know, when she said that you were close, I didn't realize she meant you were literally next door.
07:50It's like you're living in each other's pockets.
07:52Perfectly comfortable for us.
07:56Is that what I think it is?
07:59Don't.
08:01Oh, Mac.
08:04It's just like the one we rode across the states that summer.
08:07Oh, such good memories.
08:09We had fun, didn't we?
08:14I've got to start locking that door.
08:21Okay, let's not avoid this anymore.
08:23How are you feeling on the break up front?
08:25Is this where I pull my heart out?
08:26We have a good cry.
08:28That would be my preference, yeah.
08:30Well, I feel like a right idiot for throwing everyone out the pop-up.
08:35But I also wonder if Sarah and I should have been together in the first place.
08:38Oh, come on.
08:40She was lovely and physically perfect in every way.
08:43Okay, look at it this way.
08:45Being single at Christmas is brilliant.
08:47No expensive gifts.
08:49No obligatory visits to her weird family.
08:52No arguments over Christmas music.
08:54So I'm coming out ahead.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Exactly.
08:57What's that?
08:58The 13 dates of Christmas.
09:07That's a shorty imitation.
09:09I'm going to go tell Drew about this fraudulent flim-flammer forthwith.
09:15You're going to be all right, Cal.
09:16So, yeah.
09:24I think I can sum this up pretty easily for you.
09:27I am a child of divorce.
09:29The kind where the mother just decides to quit parenting altogether in favor of frivolous adventures.
09:35So I learned pretty early on that no matter how many times people tell you that they love you, you still can't trust them.
09:44So, yeah.
09:44You think that makes finding somebody pretty difficult?
09:47Yes, of course.
09:49That was rhetorical.
09:50But the point is, is that I like to keep things light.
09:53You know, unless it's really the real deal.
09:56Well, and personally, I think that my coping mechanism is my superpower.
10:01Because otherwise, I would have lost it on my mother a long time ago.
10:06Then I think you're going to be very happy with what's next.
10:19All of this was headed to the dark last Boxing Day.
10:23So, let's turn this holiday rubbish into something more productive, shall we?
10:53To move forward in the present, you need to address the past.
11:17You have to tell your mom how you feel.
11:19I don't think so.
11:20Love requires honesty, Kate.
11:24If she doesn't know how you feel, nothing can change between you.
11:29Do it, Kate.
11:31Destroy the old way of doing things.
11:34Break through.
11:35Now, just make things worse.
11:50But this was good.
11:52I feel better.
11:54Thanks.
11:54So, did you all have a chance to finish it?
12:05I hope you did.
12:06Did you like it, really?
12:08Oh, good.
12:10It's quite a...
12:11Can I join?
12:11You want to join the knit-ins?
12:16Do you even knit?
12:18No, not yet.
12:19But I have read the book.
12:21It's a bit crap, isn't it, that you have to buy the next one just to find out who set fire to the villa during their honeymoon.
12:26The jealous billionaire.
12:26Oh, right.
12:28Thanks for the spoiler.
12:30Well, everyone, I think we have a new knit-in.
12:35Make that, too.
12:37Please, God, no.
12:38I am Delilah, Max' ex-wife, and everything that you have heard about me is probably absolutely true.
12:47Mrs. Talbot loved her time.
13:06That looks like a nervous breakdown.
13:09What do you mean?
13:10No, it's got movement and vitality.
13:14It's angry.
13:16Aggressive.
13:17Filled with tension, like a cobra ready to strike.
13:22Might work on upholstery.
13:24Or bed linens.
13:26Perhaps a furious pillow.
13:36And that's when the prince told me he'd renounce his title to stay with me in Cappadocia.
13:43And did he do it?
13:44Oh, no.
13:45I called it off the next day.
13:47There was too much at stake.
13:50Geopolitically.
13:50Fascinating, truly.
13:54So, now, does anyone have anything you want to say about the ending?
14:00Well, I thought it was quite complicated, actually.
14:02Was I supposed to know the jockey had an identical twin?
14:05You know, I thought that myself.
14:08Sounds like you two are on the same page.
14:10Don't start.
14:11They were stranded outside Brighton last week, stuck out in the elements.
14:16They barely made it back.
14:17That's absolute rubbish.
14:18The car broke down.
14:20It got fixed.
14:21We came home.
14:22That's it.
14:22Oh, I thought you'd had an argument.
14:25No, not really.
14:26And spent the night at an inn?
14:28That sounds like classic enemies-to-lovers territory to me.
14:33That is my favourite trope.
14:36And now his ex arrives.
14:39Plot twist.
14:40Enough.
14:41Enough.
14:42Mac and I, we're not a characters from a romance novel.
14:47No, we're...
14:48Look, I mean, does anybody have anything they want to talk about on the actual book?
14:59No?
15:02Well, this meeting's adjourned, then.
15:08So, what book are we doing next week?
15:10When do I learn to knit?
15:12You really want to be part of a romance book club with women who knit hats that no one will ever wear?
15:19You're probably right.
15:22Never really was my thing anyway, was it?
15:24Laura!
15:32What's the emergency?
15:46Is it Kate?
15:47Date number eight was tough.
15:50The 13 dates of Christmas.
15:52What is this?
15:53A cheap copy of your genius concept.
15:56There's only one Christmas Cupid round here, and that's you.
15:59Which is what I told them when I contacted them.
16:02They folded like a card table.
16:03Getting out of the matchmaking game altogether.
16:05That's what the threat of a trademark infringement lawsuit will do.
16:08Honestly, it's the most fun I've had as a solicitor in years.
16:11And Laura, thank you.
16:14What's wrong?
16:16Does anyone else you want me to go after?
16:17I'm happy to oblige.
16:18No, but the venue for date number nine has fallen through.
16:21I've contacted our backups, but the hedge maze has a weevil infestation, and then the hot air balloon sprung a leak.
16:28I'm at a loss, and I can't cancel, because people's hearts are on the line.
16:34I know a place.
16:36So, date eight.
16:38Yeah, I was half expecting Drew to bill me for therapy.
16:41You have to trust the process, as Drew always says.
16:46So?
16:47I, uh, I liked seeing you today.
16:50As did I.
16:52Do you have any plans tomorrow?
16:53I have my annual Christmas tea with my dad in Covent Garden, but, um, I think I got Spirits of Christmas for date nine.
17:01What did you get?
17:02I have something with a sled, I think.
17:04We have the worst luck.
17:06Did you get my gift?
17:08No, I don't think that I did.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11Uh, yeah.
17:13I'm looking at it.
17:15Open it.
17:17Okay.
17:18I'm opening it now.
17:22Oh.
17:23It's beautiful.
17:24It's not bad.
17:26It's mistletoe.
17:27So whenever you wear it, I have an excuse to kiss you.
17:30Not that we've ever needed an excuse.
17:32Oh, my baby girl has a crush.
17:34Oh, my baby girl has a crush.
17:36Hey, uh, I have to go.
17:38My mom is hyperventilating.
17:40But, um, thank you for the gift.
17:42And I will talk to you soon.
17:45Okay.
17:46Hope to see you next time.
17:47Okay.
17:48Bye.
17:48I have been waiting for this day for ages.
17:51Tell me everything.
17:53Wish I could, but gee, look at the time.
17:56Big day tomorrow.
17:56Let's go ahead and...
17:58I...
17:58Yeah.
17:59What, uh, one cup of cocoa?
18:02Wish I could.
18:02Just can't.
18:03Go on out of there.
18:04Close it on up.
18:08Oh, boy.
18:08I have an exciting business opportunity.
18:16No.
18:17You haven't even heard what it is yet.
18:18I don't need to.
18:21Drew is desperate for a venue for date number nine and the pear tree.
18:25No.
18:26You saw it happen at the pop-up.
18:27No more events.
18:28No more business opportunities.
18:30Kate.
18:30Yes.
18:31Tell Callum that date number nine should be here at the pear tree.
18:35That's actually a really good idea, because then you could be my date.
18:38Or your date?
18:39I mean, not my date.
18:40Not like that.
18:42Yeah, I sound disgusted.
18:43I'm not that bad.
18:44No, I just mean I'm supposed to bring a single friend to be an option for other daters.
18:49I am.
18:49Then it's sorted.
18:50I didn't say yes.
18:51Back in ye olde days, your mum threw parties here all the time.
18:55Maybe we should give the guy a break.
18:57You're just hoping that Drew has to cancel date nine.
19:00That's true.
19:01But also, look, he doesn't want to do it.
19:03Fine.
19:03I'll do it.
19:05You owe me big time.
19:06How thrilling.
19:07It's a shame a courtyard's such a mess.
19:08It would have made a great romantic venue.
19:10Come on, Kate.
19:13Crumbled like a cookie.
19:14I'll do it.
19:31I'll do it.
19:33It was a lovely service.
19:52Kate.
19:56I didn't see you there.
19:58That's just what people always say in the movies.
20:03What I wanted to say was,
20:06I'm sorry your mom died.
20:10She was really cool and nice, and I just, I wish I...
20:33So, you haven't, uh, told me much about your trip to Brighton.
20:42I haven't?
20:43No.
20:44No, I went to Brighton.
20:48Overnight?
20:50With Evelyn?
20:51I'm just saying.
20:52I know it was two rooms, but, you know,
20:54simply stating the facts.
20:56Shall we talk about the gentleman caller who's been hanging around your place?
21:08Your mother certainly made quite an impression in town yesterday.
21:11She knows how to make an entrance, and a mess.
21:14Yeah, when she decides to show up, that is.
21:16She's not staying for Christmas, is she?
21:20Oh, I highly doubt it.
21:23Blacksford is going to bore her senseless.
21:24I mean, come on.
21:26She was not going to stick around.
21:28We know how she is.
21:28You know, I think, since this is your first Christmas in England,
21:41that you and I should make our own new traditions.
21:48But first, my dear, you must learn to embrace your heritage.
21:57I know how to drink tea.
21:59I'm sure.
22:00But did you know there is always sugar before milk?
22:02I know.
22:03Any other way would be just ludicrous.
22:06But it's all going in the same place.
22:08Who cares what order you put it in?
22:10We do.
22:11See, a good English, well, traditional English tea,
22:15is all about good arguments.
22:17For instance, what would you call that?
22:20A scone?
22:22You see, in this country, people will fight you to the death
22:25on whether it's pronounced scone or scone.
22:28It's a scone.
22:30The great pronunciation is scone.
22:34Now, you're new to the homeland, so we will forgive you trespasses,
22:37but don't you dare challenge me on whether it's the cream or the jam.
22:39First on, you're scone.
22:41Kingdoms have been won and lost over such important distinctions.
22:54Love this place.
22:55Love this tradition.
22:57Wouldn't miss it for the world.
22:58That's a bold statement for a man who was recently in traction.
23:01Um, Tucker.
23:02Ah, I hope you don't mind.
23:04We've already seated your third.
23:13Mum, how did you even...
23:15Oh.
23:16You know I have my ways.
23:19Hi.
23:25You were a little hard on Mac yesterday.
23:28Excuse me.
23:30Going with you to the cliffs.
23:31Going Latin aerobics, reading that ridiculous book.
23:34Seems like he's making a big effort to get to know you,
23:37and you're sending a message to back off.
23:41Oh, God, I don't know, Callum.
23:43I love my life now.
23:47I'm used to being alone.
23:49I've had a lot to work through.
23:51I'm just not sure I want to see it all turned upside down.
23:54Putting yourself out there is hard.
23:56It's worth it.
23:58How do you know that?
24:00I put myself out there plenty.
24:02Sarah, the pop-up.
24:04Oh, not with everyone.
24:05We know who we mean.
24:07I mean, her name is not Sarah.
24:08Evelyn, come on.
24:09I know what I know, what I see.
24:13So don't go spouting off about how putting yourself out there
24:17is hard but worth it.
24:19Because we both know
24:21that you're avoiding exactly that.
24:32Well, this is a fun little tradition.
24:38It was.
24:39Evelyn, just because your mother showed up
24:42without any consideration for our feelings
24:43doesn't mean we should abandon our manners.
24:45No, no.
24:46Our girl tells it like it is.
24:48Nothing wrong with that.
24:49It reminds me of the time
24:50when she got kicked out of swim class
24:52for refusing to swim in the deep end.
24:55Didn't the instructor call her
24:56an insubordinate?
24:58Sorry, you would have preferred
24:59I just trusted a guy in sandals
25:01with a man bun
25:02to keep me from drowning?
25:04He was Greek, darling.
25:05Oh, I don't have room for the scone.
25:09Do you remember when we took her
25:10to the Museum of Modern Art
25:11and she tried to call the police?
25:13Because she was convinced
25:15that Van Gogh was a forgery
25:16and no one could tell her she was wrong.
25:19You guys don't get it.
25:20There was a brushstroke discrepancy.
25:23I stand by that.
25:24The real one's still out there.
25:25You'll see.
25:25I haven't thought about that
25:30for a long time.
25:32Listen, we made it through
25:34her middle school years.
25:35That makes us war buddies.
25:38Okay, my turn.
25:40My turn.
25:40My fun memory is that
25:42this is the place that Dad took me
25:44when we had our first Christmas
25:45as a family of two
25:46because you decided to leave us.
25:48Yeah.
25:49It was a really tough time, obviously,
25:50but he made it special
25:52and fun for me.
25:53So.
25:55I think we should probably
25:59get the check.
26:05Mark, have you started work
26:07on the bike yet?
26:08Oh, gosh.
26:08I'd love a ride.
26:10He's selling the bike.
26:12Eventually.
26:13He still needs those repairs, you know.
26:15But you love that bike.
26:17Yeah, but it's dangerous
26:18and he's not young anymore, so.
26:21Hey, I'm right here.
26:22You can't actually tell me
26:24that you're considering
26:25ever riding that bike again, Dad.
26:27You were in a serious accident.
26:28All the more reason
26:29to get back on, conquer your fear.
26:31Well, who said I was scared?
26:33See, your father's
26:34a very capable driver.
26:36He can decide for himself.
26:39Okay.
26:40Sorry.
26:40That's enough.
26:41You don't get to just come here
26:42and tell us how we should
26:44or shouldn't be living our lives.
26:46You're not here.
26:47You're not a part of this
26:48and we're just fine without you.
26:51Kate.
26:51No, Dad.
26:52I'm not going to pretend
26:53that this is normal anymore.
26:55I mean, I'm serious.
26:57Like, if I want to move forward
26:59into the present,
27:01I have to address the past.
27:03Oh, come on.
27:05Let's go and celebrate
27:06the magic of the season elsewhere.
27:09And by the way,
27:10it's pronounced Skan.
27:11I don't know what else
27:21you expected, Nell.
27:27No, no, no.
27:27I've got this.
27:41Sorry.
27:53It's okay.
27:55Let her get to me.
27:56Again.
27:58It's a complicated relationship.
28:02You don't have to forgive her,
28:04you know?
28:06You seem to have
28:07let her off the hook entirely.
28:09It's funny we just
28:11slipped back into being
28:12your parents.
28:14I haven't shared that
28:15proud feeling with someone
28:16in a long time.
28:19I tell you,
28:19it's a heck of a lot easier
28:20to tolerate her now
28:21that we're not married.
28:23And you've got to remember,
28:24she gave me the greatest
28:24gift of my life.
28:28Oh, moi.
28:31Well, just cool it
28:33with all the kindness stuff,
28:34would you?
28:35Trying to ignore her
28:36so she goes away.
28:39Is that what you really want?
28:42It's just
28:42so much easier
28:44for me
28:45when she's not here.
28:50I'm just still so
28:51angry with her.
28:54And I feel like
28:55it's her fault
28:56that I don't
28:58trust anybody
28:59when they say
29:00that they care about me
29:01or, you know,
29:03that when somebody says
29:04they're gonna do something,
29:05I just automatically assume
29:06that I'm gonna be let down.
29:07I just feel
29:09tired of
29:11having to keep
29:13my guard up.
29:15You feel what you feel,
29:17Katie.
29:19Just don't let your wheels
29:20spin
29:21so they get
29:21stuck in the mud.
29:23Oh.
29:37You clean up nice.
29:40Are you sure
29:41you can really
29:41take this whole night off?
29:42All yours.
29:43Laura's in charge.
29:44And as you know,
29:45she loves
29:46bossing people around.
29:47That is true.
29:49Oh,
29:50I thought it's
29:50very, very light
29:51in England.
29:52You know what?
29:53We actually did.
30:01This is crazy.
30:03Welcome
30:03to the spirits
30:04of Christmas.
30:05As you traverse
30:06the globe
30:07sampling cocktails
30:08from around the world,
30:09be sure to meet
30:10some low travelers
30:11on the way.
30:12No offense,
30:13Kate,
30:13but the American eggnog,
30:15it's not great.
30:16Your loss.
30:17More for me.
30:18True.
30:20Hi.
30:21If you'll excuse me,
30:23I'll have to go
30:24and save the wait staff
30:25from Laura
30:26and her delightful intensity.
30:28Chin chin.
30:29Camp pie.
30:30Slauncher.
30:31Cheers.
30:34Alrighty.
30:35What do you say
30:35we look around
30:36for some attractive
30:37candidates for you
30:38and some attractive
30:39cocktails for me?
30:40Wait,
30:40this is your thing.
30:41Why am I looking
30:41for a date?
30:42Because my hands
30:43are kind of full
30:43at the moment.
30:44Right, Richard.
30:45Your mom said
30:45a lot about them.
30:47On that note,
30:47these spirits
30:48aren't going
30:49to drink themselves.
30:50Let's go.
30:55Thanks for helping
30:56me pull off
30:57this evening.
30:58No problem.
30:59This is so exciting.
31:01This is such
31:02a great space.
31:03Why don't they use it?
31:04Honestly,
31:05I don't know.
31:06Callum could clean it up
31:07and use it for events.
31:0912 days next year.
31:11I'm just trying
31:12to get through
31:12this year first.
31:13But I do have to say,
31:15you are good at this.
31:20I am good at this.
31:24Sure you don't want
31:25to trust in this eggnog?
31:26You're missing out.
31:27Yeah,
31:27I wholeheartedly disagree.
31:29Hi,
31:30how are you?
31:30It's, uh,
31:31Teresa, huh?
31:33We love her.
31:34She owns her own
31:35dental practice.
31:35You have that
31:36wiggly crown.
31:38You guys could be
31:38a match made in heaven.
31:39Yeah,
31:39I'd like to make
31:40dentistry and romance.
31:41Mm, smart.
31:43What about,
31:44ooh,
31:44what about Rose?
31:45You see that red sweater?
31:47Yeah, yeah,
31:47she's really smart.
31:48She's some kind of,
31:48like,
31:49theoretical physicist,
31:51whatever that is.
31:51She also has
31:52incredible cheekbones.
31:54Yeah,
31:54I know what we talk about.
31:55Uh,
31:56theoretical physics,
31:57obviously.
31:59All right,
32:00let's see.
32:01Uh,
32:01let's try the
32:03malt
32:04liquorful time
32:05of the year.
32:06Oh, no.
32:07Okay,
32:08you're right.
32:08That's a headache
32:09waiting to happen.
32:10What about the
32:10mommy kissed
32:11sucky claws?
32:12Yeah,
32:12speaking of.
32:13Kate.
32:14Excuse me.
32:15Sweetie.
32:16She can't just
32:17give me one day.
32:18Oh,
32:19have you two
32:20tried
32:20the sugar rum
32:21fairy yet?
32:22It has all
32:23but transported
32:24me right back
32:25to Barbados.
32:26I wish it
32:27actually had.
32:29What, um,
32:30what are you
32:31doing here?
32:32It's literally
32:33the only place
32:34in this little
32:35hamlet.
32:37I guess I sort
32:38of meant
32:38in Lexford
32:40just because
32:40you've made
32:41it so abundantly
32:41clear that
32:42you'd rather
32:42be anywhere
32:43else with
32:44anyone else.
32:44Hey, easy, Kate.
32:47You canceled
32:48New Year's.
32:49Yeah,
32:50that wasn't
32:51really an open
32:51invitation for you
32:52to come haunt us
32:53like the ghost
32:54of Christmas
32:55can't be bothered
32:55to call or text
32:56first.
32:58Truth.
33:00I could always
33:01handle Christmas
33:02with Norris
33:03or whomever,
33:04wherever,
33:05drinking,
33:05whatever.
33:06As long as I
33:07knew a few days
33:08later we'd be
33:09on our holiday
33:10adventure.
33:11When you canceled
33:12New Year's,
33:13I started to feel
33:14like you would
33:16be just fine
33:17pushing me out
33:18of your life
33:19altogether
33:19and Christmas
33:20felt
33:21empty.
33:25Hmm.
33:29Mom.
33:30We'll be right
33:30back.
33:31Oh.
33:32Okay.
33:34Trying to get
33:35out of here?
33:36Because we could
33:36just dip out the
33:37back.
33:37Kate,
33:38she's trying.
33:39Don't ignore her
33:40or pretend she
33:41didn't hear her.
33:42Let her in.
33:44Why?
33:45Because I'm sure
33:46she's not here
33:46to hurt you.
33:47But you could
33:48definitely hurt her.
33:51Oh, for God's
33:52sake.
33:53Um.
33:54Mother?
33:55This is the
33:56second time
33:57today, young lady,
33:58that you've walked
33:58away from me.
33:59You are so
34:00dramatic.
34:02Yeah.
34:02Wonder where I
34:03get that from.
34:04So, uh, listen.
34:05Obviously, I
34:07care about
34:09our relationship.
34:10Really?
34:11Really.
34:12But I'm
34:13kind of busy
34:14at the moment,
34:15so perhaps we
34:16could pick this
34:17back up later
34:17at home.
34:18Okay.
34:24Good luck
34:25with the dates.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:29Good luck.
34:29Good luck.
34:29Good luck.
34:30Good luck.
34:31Okay.
34:34Set it.
34:35Save it.
34:36Give me that.
34:38All right.
34:38Now let's go get
34:39you a drink, huh?
34:40Pick your poison.
34:43Hmm.
34:44Good choice.
34:45Okay.
34:46Here's the plan.
34:48So we're gonna walk
34:48past that big group
34:49of girls over there,
34:50okay?
34:51And then I am
34:52going to trip
34:53and sprain my ankle.
34:55Is that really
34:56necessary?
34:56Oh, trust me,
34:57this works every time.
34:58Then you'll come over
35:00and you'll help me up
35:01and, you know,
35:01I'll be like,
35:02oh, thank you.
35:03And you'll be like,
35:03I got you.
35:04And then I'll sit there
35:05just extolling your virtues.
35:07Oh, my virtues?
35:08Yes.
35:09That's right.
35:09You have virtues, okay?
35:12Oh, you don't believe me?
35:13Here.
35:14Here they are.
35:15Let's see.
35:16You are a small business owner
35:18in this economy.
35:19That's amazing.
35:20You make an incredible
35:23oxtail soup.
35:25It's a big one.
35:26And you dress
35:27like an old professor,
35:30but some people
35:30are into that.
35:32And let's see.
35:34You surround yourself
35:35with strong,
35:36capable,
35:37funny women.
35:38And you're
35:40a great friend
35:42and a great kisser.
35:45I mean,
35:45you're pretty much
35:46the whole package.
35:47A great kisser?
35:49Well, yeah.
35:50I mean,
35:51it's part of the sales pitch.
35:53You know,
35:54who can remember?
35:55It was like 15 million years ago.
35:57I can.
36:00I can remember that kiss.
36:04Kate, tell me,
36:06when did you and I
36:08become a joke?
36:08I mean,
36:11he never knew
36:24what it was.
36:26But it's amazing
36:28And I bet the chick will bring me back my baby
36:31Because every time I see Christmas lights
36:34Girl, there's what it's like
36:36I mean, he never knew what hit him.
36:38He deserved it.
36:40Love actually isn't just a movie.
36:42It's a reflection of...
36:46...society.
36:56Anything could happen.
36:58Anything could happen.
37:00Anything could happen.
37:02Anything could happen.
37:04Anything could happen.
37:06Anything could happen.
37:20Hey!
37:22I love you!
37:26I love this song too I'll be right back
37:38It's a great party, huh? It's fine. Thank you
37:56Anything could happen
37:58Anything could happen
38:00Anything could happen
38:02Anything could happen
38:12Will you stop avoiding me?
38:14And answer the question?
38:18Fine. How about the fact that you told me that you loved me
38:22and then five seconds later you were making out with someone else?
38:27I knew you heard me
38:35I'm locked out. Kate won't give me a key
38:42I wouldn't either
38:47Tea?
38:53Some things never change
38:56A lot of things do
39:00So
39:04I think
39:06I made progress with Kate tonight
39:10That's good
39:12Okay
39:13And I'm sure you also must have some thoughts that you've been sitting on for 15 years
39:26Like, I ran out on you
39:30I'm unreliable
39:31I'm unreliable
39:32And I only date men with yachts
39:36Come on
39:39Macintosh
39:41Let me have it
39:43Just don't hurt our daughter again
39:44Just don't hurt our daughter again
39:53Look, Callum, it's fine. It's fine that you didn't mean it. I mean, we were kids
39:57How do you know I didn't mean it? How do you know I didn't mean it? How do you know that, Kate?
40:14Well, what else was I supposed to think? I mean, you backtracked almost immediately. I had to laugh it off
40:21Okay
40:24Then, um
40:26Let me set the record straight
40:50Just so you know
40:52When I kiss you
40:54It's not a joke
40:58Just so you know
41:00When I kiss you
41:02It's not a joke
41:20Everything is a joke
41:22Everything is a joke
41:26The jako
41:31You
41:33Nothing is a joke
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