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00:00Life is strange.
00:07I'm 36 years old, and right now, I feel like the world's biggest idiot.
00:13Let's start with my love life.
00:15I've dated a ton of people.
00:18Some were old.
00:19This is the life.
00:20You can say that.
00:22Some were crazy.
00:23No!
00:26Some were certifiably fucking crazy.
00:29I had sex with a dragon just the day before yesterday, so...
00:33Oh, wow.
00:34That's not something you do every day.
00:36No, you don't.
00:37Some were extremely self-centered.
00:39If you press down hard with your foot, you'll get a better grip and center of gravity.
00:44One hated my favorite movie.
00:46Honestly, you could see more impressive piles of horse shit on any horse farm.
00:50And was super cheap, by the way.
00:51You can just Venmo me the money for that later.
00:54One was a woman.
00:57One was allergic.
00:59Poor guy.
01:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:03One cheated.
01:12And then there was one who was perfect.
01:14It was so nice, so beautiful, so wonderful for so long.
01:29But now it's over, and...
01:31And it hurts.
01:32It really hurts.
01:37But the show must go on.
01:38So here I am as an ugly rat in my nephew's Christmas play.
01:43How in the world did I end up here?
01:45Well, we'll come back to that later.
01:48The story starts way back on December 1st.
01:50Hello!
01:51Hi!
01:51I met my family for mulled wine.
01:52Mom told us she was engaged, which Dad didn't take too well.
01:58Meanwhile, I tried to be a little proactive.
02:00So, Christmas Eve at my place this year?
02:02Or we can have it at mine?
02:04Seriously, I've been thinking about what I need.
02:08Felt long and hard.
02:09And I want to be surrounded by my loved ones.
02:12Um, so I can finally heal from last year.
02:15I want to try and reclaim the Christmas spirit in my own home.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Yeah.
02:21So?
02:22How about it?
02:23I think it'd be cool.
02:25So it's a go, then.
02:26We'll do it at my place.
02:28Create new memories.
02:29Best Christmas Eve ever.
02:31It'll be fun.
02:31Am I right?
02:32Skull.
02:33Skull.
02:34Okay.
02:35So far, so good.
02:37Christmas Eve, check.
02:38And like that, I was back in the saddle.
02:39Joyride, I'm going too fast, but it feels right.
02:47We'll never last, but I don't mind.
02:51You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
02:55And I don't mind.
02:56When you're gone, I'll find myself to sleep.
03:00But right now, you make it feel so sweet.
03:05Is it Joyride?
03:07You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
03:09Oh, really?
03:16Oh, really?
03:16Oh, really?
03:40Hey, babe.
03:42Hi.
03:45Perfect timing.
03:47Dinner's about ready.
03:49Ooh.
03:50Hey.
03:51Hey, you.
03:52Nice to see you.
03:53How you lived your whole life without these is what I want to know.
03:56See how easy this is?
03:58And then...
03:59Yeah, I see.
04:00And there you go.
04:01One of the things I never knew that I needed.
04:09I got the whole thing.
04:10That was harder than it looked.
04:13I don't know if we looked as cute as those two.
04:15So, how do you say tramp and sweet?
04:17Ooh.
04:17Lady and the...
04:18Lufson.
04:19Lufson.
04:20You Swedes are so cute.
04:21I think you're cute.
04:24Are we spending Christmas Eve at your brother's?
04:26Yeah.
04:27Cool.
04:27I just love those twins to death.
04:29They're awesome.
04:32Because you're just a big kid.
04:34Hmm?
04:34Last time you played with them for three straight hours.
04:37I know.
04:38I mean, it's just so much fun.
04:39Hmm.
04:40I could do that forever.
04:42Like, really.
04:43I honestly think I could play games with them all day.
04:46What do they call you again?
04:49Fun Auntie Jonas?
04:53You always make jokes when it comes to the topic of children.
04:58Sorry.
04:59I'll, um...
04:59I'll try to be less funny.
05:02I just don't get why.
05:03Well, you know that it makes me a little insecure.
05:07I know that, but I'm just confused.
05:10Why?
05:11I don't understand.
05:13Well...
05:17I...
05:18When you're around children, you light up.
05:20It's obvious.
05:21And...
05:22I don't ever want to be in the way of you getting the things you want.
05:27And, well...
05:29I only want for you to be happy in life.
05:31And I am.
05:32Right here.
05:34Yeah.
05:35But I can't give you joy in that regard.
05:38That hasn't been decided, though.
05:41Let's talk you through.
05:41We've definitely talked about it.
05:45Yeah, but not like this.
05:47I mean, we haven't made a final decision, right?
05:52We haven't.
05:53And, you know, um...
05:54I've always wanted children of my own.
05:56Yes, I know that.
05:57Yes, I know that.
05:57Yes, I know that.
06:09I also know I love you more than anything.
06:12And I love you.
06:13So much.
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:15That's why, uh...
06:17That's why I want them.
06:22But I think you...
06:23You know what I mean.
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:28Like the same way you know for sure you want children.
06:31Well...
06:31You know you don't want them.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:54the pipes need replacing
07:05you can't just repair them patch them up no that would just be a band-aid they'll leak again real
07:12soon so oh great well there's been a leak here for quite some time it's gotten pretty bad in
07:20that corner down there you see that section of the floor underneath it's probably rotted too
07:24did you say rotted hmm well i need to get a whole new kitchen well define new well you can save some
07:31of it but the rest of it'll have to go for sure but my whole family's gonna be here for christmas eve
07:36sometimes things don't go according to plan dimensions aren't standard yeah you see
07:44two and a half
07:46oh no it broke well
08:00ah maybe something in wood i mean i don't do wood
08:10why i hate wood nine thousand plus eighteen thousand twenty four thousand and six more for
08:21that i'd like to reuse anything and everything you can salvage as long as it's ready for christmas
08:26that work that's fine oh yeah i can start in march in march i can get it ready by summer and that's
08:36fast is that what you call it don't worry my team will knock it out 10 15 guys just going at it all
08:42at the same time boo boo boo boo how much would you charge to do this kind of job i want my money
08:48up front due today and in cash i'm sure we'll find a price that works for both of us i'm thinking
08:54around six or seven figures that ain't bad and of course there's gas yeah i bet on too
09:00it'd be 180 kilometers a day i thought you were a plumber you said yeah a carpenter too oh
09:07can you get it done by christmas eve though no not a chance nope ain't no way there might be a way
09:17seriously but uh where do you live do you charge for driving time from verdon's end and nordcorp
09:26or something or no i actually live pretty close to here oh okay and you could really be done with
09:34it by christmas eve i admit it would be a pretty quick turnaround
09:38but i'm happy to under two conditions firstly um my work hours are a bit unorthodox and i only work
09:48with sustainable materials from good suppliers yeah okay not really sure what you mean by that
09:55but i won't build using crap right and that's good that's very very good it'll involve some late
10:02evenings and early mornings oh trust me i'm a shift worker so i know how that goes
10:07and um weekends too understood great great really great
10:15hold on a sec hold on wait uh don't we need like a contract yeah i'll send you i'll email you a quote
10:27when i'm home i don't need upfront payment you pay when i'm finished i'm sure we'll work something
10:34out when do you think you might be able to begin sometime this week should work just clear out the
10:41kitchen first that would be great um here these are for you okay what kind of kitchen do you want
10:52so
10:54you
10:58so
11:03you
11:07I mean, how do you want your kitchen to look?
11:25I'm dying for something new.
11:28Or, um, different.
11:30As in the polar opposite of what it's like currently.
11:34Like surfaces and everything?
11:36Yep, you have complete creative freedom to do whatever you want.
11:40I trust your vision.
11:42If you can completely wipe away the memories of the old kitchen, well, I'll be happy.
11:48Just be all Terminator.
11:51Will do.
11:54Awesome.
12:00Bye.
12:01How's your love life these days?
12:11Ready to get back out there?
12:13I have no idea.
12:14I'm a 36-year-old woman.
12:1730 sexy.
12:17And that's not that bad, but I'm too old to be young and way too young to be old.
12:24In our dating pool, there's only two types of men.
12:26Divorced men with kids and tons of baggage, or a man-child with a Peter Pan complex and huge commitment issues.
12:33And I found the perfect guy.
12:35But perfect or not, it didn't make a difference because it didn't last.
12:37Want to ask Santa for one?
12:39Oh, God, no, please.
12:40Don't start with that.
12:42Girl, don't start with that again.
12:43I mean it.
12:44I'm done with men.
12:45I've had it.
12:46It's the most wonderful time of the year.
12:50There'll be much better towing and hearts will be glowing when love comes on the year.
12:59Hi.
13:01The interviews are in here, right?
13:03Yeah.
13:04You want the ward manager position?
13:06Yeah.
13:07Right.
13:08Well, it goes by seniority.
13:10Yeah, okay.
13:11And based on my experience, I feel like I'm at a point where I'm willing and able to take more on.
13:23And will you work with the system or oppose it?
13:28I'm not quite following you.
13:31Well, when I started here a few years ago, I quickly found out that you were the kind of nurse who would wheel COPD patients outside to smoke.
13:40Yeah.
13:42Yep, I am.
13:44It's actually very important to me to provide patients with individualized care.
13:49Of course, the people who come here obviously need to be treated for their diagnosed medical condition.
13:55But we can't forget they're human, too.
13:57In that instance concerning Mrs. Nergaard.
14:01That one cigarette didn't make a difference versus the millions she'd already smoked in her life.
14:06But how I see it is, giving her that one cigarette brought a moment of joy after I'm ending up in a hospital strapped to a breathing machine.
14:17Right.
14:18It gave her hope, made her feel whole again.
14:21And it made her a lot more trusting, way more receptive and open to us and to her treatment as a whole.
14:28If you think about it, that one cigarette might have extended her life, given her more time, in a rather ironic way.
14:36Anything else you'd like to add to wrap up here?
14:41Sure.
14:42Um, I really would like this job.
14:46Hi.
14:47Hi.
14:48Did you just interview?
14:50Yeah.
14:50I, uh, I'm heading in next, so, uh, you got any pointers?
14:57Uh, no, I'm not a job interview expert.
15:00I'm sure you'll do fine without my help.
15:03Okay.
15:04Well, can you, uh, at least wish me luck?
15:07Sure, fingers crossed.
15:15God.
15:16God.
15:20God, I don't get why you think I wanted that.
15:33Honestly, I don't.
15:34I'm a grown man.
15:36What's your...
15:36What's going on here?
15:37A grown man?
15:38Yeah.
15:38I asked for someone to come clean in here, and she brought me that thing.
15:41Well, why did you bring that?
15:43He mentioned dust bunnies, so I brought him one.
15:45Oh.
15:46Yeah.
15:46A dust bunny.
15:47Uh-huh.
15:48Okay, I'll tell them to come in here and do it for you.
15:49I said someone needs to dust in here.
15:51Uh, come here.
15:52Then in your ears while you're at it.
15:56So, dust bunny is what we call it when there's a lot of dust in the room.
16:00Like, there's a bunch of dirt and dust in the corners and under the furniture, and it
16:04kind of hops whenever you open a door.
16:07He was asking for a maid to clean the room.
16:09Oh.
16:10All my freaking...
16:11And then stupid old me brings this to him?
16:15Stuffed animal?
16:16I always thought that Norwegian and Swedish are interchangeable, more or less.
16:23They're not.
16:25I've been here two weeks, and I don't get anything.
16:28You can speak Swedish around here.
16:30Most of us get that.
16:31I'll speak Norwegian, and you'll speak Swedish, but we'll switch out the more confusing words.
16:36I'll try.
16:37I can give it a shot.
16:38My ex is Swedish, so I sort of have an idea of what might be the confusing ones.
16:43I haven't seen you before.
16:45No, I work in Ward 4, but I'm applying for the ward manager position.
16:49That right.
16:50You'll get the job.
16:52I'm crossing my fingers and toes that you're right.
16:54You what?
16:56Just fingers crossed, you know?
16:57Right, fingers crossed.
16:58Right.
16:58We say I'm holding my thumbs.
17:00Holding my thumbs, right.
17:02I'm Vera, by the way.
17:03It's nice to meet you.
17:04Right, hi.
17:05Johanna.
17:08Oh, thank you.
17:26Hi.
17:28Hello.
17:29I'm under here.
17:30Hi.
17:32Did you move everything up from the basement?
17:34Yeah, there's more space up here.
17:36Don't you think this train takes up too much space in the middle of the living room?
17:41See that there?
17:43It's Uria.
17:44Uria?
17:45Yeah.
17:46Wow.
17:48But, uh, how are you really holding up, Pops?
17:51I'm good.
17:52Yeah?
17:53Yeah.
17:54Mom and Bank Derek and Christmas Eve.
17:57I could see you weren't thrilled about it.
17:59Well, you know, the thought of celebrating Christmas Eve with Mom and her new husband, it feels a little, uh, well, I'd say it hurts, I guess.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:12Um, so I was thinking that I would, um, I'd skip this year.
18:18So you all can celebrate with them and I'll, I'll just do something here.
18:23No, you can't be all alone during the holidays.
18:25Well, it's a basic human right not to have to celebrate with your ex-wife and her new husband.
18:30But, Dad, you can't...
18:32It might surprise you.
18:33I'm actually very content here alone.
18:35When was the last time you made an effort to go out and meet somebody?
18:38Who would I meet with?
18:39Exactly, Pop. Anyone. I mean, like an old buddy.
18:43Or someone you might be romantically interested in.
18:47You can't just hide away in here.
18:49Gingerbread cookie?
18:52Sure. Sounds tasty.
18:54That's because gingerbread is tasty.
18:56Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
19:05Pop, you're turning all reclusive.
19:07Like some oddball weirdo.
19:09Look, no one's gonna want to move in here with you.
19:15When you have Sessom Stachon running through here.
19:18There's someone moving in here?
19:21Yeah, I sure hope so.
19:24I've been thinking about you lately, Johanna.
19:27About me?
19:28We're the same, me and you.
19:30No, we are not the same.
19:32You're turning eccentric and weird.
19:34But I will never become some oddball weirdo loner.
19:37No way.
19:42Got any plans for tonight?
19:44Some people from the ward are making plans to go to the, um...
19:48I think they said hippo bar?
19:50That's right. The hippo.
19:51All right, there we go.
19:53Uh, you should come too.
19:54Yeah, that's...
19:55It'll be great.
19:56It's very nice of you to ask.
19:57I'm just not sure of being the old lady hanging out with a bunch of 25-year-olds at the hippo.
20:01Is how I'm gonna spend my night.
20:03For one, you're not an old lady.
20:06Plus, I didn't bring any party clothes or anything.
20:09Listen, tonight, I want to find someone who will throw me against the wall and...
20:14Then kiss me so passionately, I forget my name.
20:19Oh, yeah.
20:20Hot, right?
20:21Hot.
20:21I've forgotten that feeling.
20:23So it's been a while, huh?
20:25Yeah.
20:25My ex and I split up last Christmas, so let's just say I've been fasting.
20:29So you're becoming a gold monk?
20:32Gold monk?
20:33Yeah, and you do not want to become a gold monk, trust me.
20:36Because it means you haven't had sex for a year.
20:39It's the first step towards becoming one of those weirdos.
20:42Knapyok.
20:43What's that in Norwegian?
20:44Um, odd.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Uh, so I'm becoming a weird old lady?
20:50Yeah.
21:03I like you, so I can't let you become a fucking gold monk over my dead body.
21:07Come on.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10Yeah, you can't.
21:11Just take your pick.
21:12It's like a fucking smorgasbord.
21:16Come on.
21:16I should walk away when it begins.
21:22I know it's gonna hurt, but I'm still getting for the joy ride.
21:27I'm going too fast, but it feels right.
21:31We'll never last, but I don't mind.
21:35You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
21:39And I don't mind.
21:41When you're gone, I'll cry myself to sleep.
21:45But right now, you make me feel so sweet.
21:49Is this a joy ride?
21:52You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
21:56So I don't mind.
21:57I'm going to get the red light.
22:00The tension is high.
22:02Cook up with a knife.
22:04We're Bonnie and Clyde.
22:06No one of the nights being like you.
22:08We're at the drive-thru.
22:10A meal in the fight.
22:12We're rising aside.
22:13I should walk away when it begins.
22:18I know it's gonna hurt, but I'm still getting for the joy ride.
22:24It's going too fast, but it feels right.
22:29We'll never last, but I don't mind.
22:33You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
22:36And I don't mind when you're gone.
22:40Whoa, whoa.
22:45Oh.
22:47Hi.
22:49Are you leaving?
22:50Yeah, for sure.
22:52No way, come on.
22:53I just showed up.
22:54I know, but yeah.
22:58One of the good things about getting older
23:00is that you learn when it's time to throw in the towel and call it quits.
23:03Throwing in the towels are related.
23:05Hold on to it.
23:06How about a drink?
23:07No?
23:11No, I think I'm good.
23:15All right.
23:16Yeah.
23:17But maybe I'll see you back in the hospital.
23:22I really hope so.
23:23You're breaking my heart, but it breaks right.
23:28So I don't mind.
23:35Right.
23:36So you're a very interesting, uh, candidate.
23:40Thanks.
23:41And we want to try to speed this whole process up.
23:44Yeah.
23:44You got the job.
23:45Seriously?
23:46Seriously.
23:47On a trial basis, you'll be evaluated after a certain period.
23:50Uh-huh.
23:51And I want you to understand that the system does exist for a reason.
23:55I admit it's not always ideal, but it works.
24:00Okay.
24:01So the hospital has hired Magna here to be an efficiency consultant.
24:06You'll likely see him floating around all the different wards.
24:10His work involves identifying areas in daily operations that can be more cost-effective.
24:16So, um, that's that.
24:18Right.
24:19Well, shall we start by going over, uh, some of the first and maybe most important points?
24:26Sure.
24:35Oh.
24:37Hi.
24:37Hi.
24:38Hi.
24:40Nice to see you again.
24:41Yeah, you ran off too early.
24:43I know, right?
24:44That's how it is.
24:46Congratulations, by the way.
24:47I heard a rumor that you got the job.
24:49That's true.
24:50Sorry, but also thank you.
24:51Hey, have we been introduced yet?
24:53No.
24:53What's your name?
24:54My name's Eric.
24:56Johanna.
24:56Hi, Johanna.
24:57Hi, Eric.
24:58For what it's worth, I know you're absolutely gonna crush it.
25:00I've heard literally nothing but awesome things.
25:03That's very sweet of you.
25:05Yeah.
25:06See you.
25:09Hey, one more thing?
25:11Okay.
25:11To tell you the truth, working with you is gonna be a bit hard for me.
25:20Oh, okay.
25:22Because I'm gonna fall in love.
25:24I'm gonna be a bit hard for you.
25:26I'm gonna be a bit hard for you.
25:27I'm gonna be a bit hard for you.
25:28I'm gonna be a bit hard for you.
25:29Right.
25:30Of course.
25:32Here we go again.
25:36But now, two weeks later, in this rat costume, I realize I've done it again.
25:44I'm actually in love with someone in the auditorium.
25:47Head over heels in love.
25:49But am I brave enough to love again?
25:54I was waiting for love
25:57You came over than my hopes up
26:01You put your hands all around me
26:05While we danced on the balcony
26:07I was waiting for love
26:13Should've known you're not the right one for me
26:18Couldn't help it
26:20The way you look
26:21And my smile was all it took
26:23It's so unfair
26:26I was waiting for love
26:30But now it's not fair
26:32It's so unfair
26:34I was waiting for love
26:38But now you're acting like you don't care
26:41I was waiting for love
26:46I was waiting for love
27:11I was waiting for love
27:12Whenever you're talking about
27:14You're waiting for love
27:15I was waiting for love
27:17But now you can see
27:18It's so unfair
27:19And a son of a girl
27:19She's looking on
27:20wrong
27:20Nobody's like
27:21That's fair
27:22I was waiting for love
27:23To be sober
27:23Or
27:24See her
27:25Hoping
27:26If you don't care
27:26She'll be
27:27With you
27:28That's fair
27:28?
27:29Ah
27:30coming
27:31Miss
27:32See She refrigerator
27:33And she's out
27:34Now
27:36She won't
27:36Wait
27:37You
27:38You
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