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00:00You ghosted the carpenter?
00:05I mean, I didn't want to ghost the carpenter, or I didn't mean to.
00:08I wanted to have a beer with Bo. That's his name.
00:12But then I ran into Jonas, and after that, I...
00:15I'm sorry, you ran into Jonas?
00:16Yeah. We randomly ran into each other.
00:19It's crazy that that's never happened before.
00:22Okay, so you texted the carpenter, then you ran into Jonas, and suddenly you don't want that beer with Bo?
00:27But I don't still have feelings or even want, Jonas.
00:32Of course it's always intense running into your ex out of nowhere, you know?
00:36We had a very mature conversation, but after, I felt really...
00:39Really what?
00:40That it's actually better that we split up, right?
00:44But I guess I felt a bit of...
00:48It was a reminder of how much it hurt the last time.
00:53Yeah. I'm not able to go through that again. I can't.
00:56Like, my pain quote has been all used up.
01:00Okay.
01:01What are the carpenter's thoughts on it?
01:04You ghosted him, girl.
01:06Yeah, I did.
01:07Johanna, that just isn't cool.
01:09I feel bad.
01:11What did he text you?
01:12Well, he just wrote, uh...
01:14Sounds good.
01:15Uh, I'll be down in a couple of hours.
01:19Any smileys or emojis?
01:21No, no emojis. The guy doesn't own a smartphone.
01:23I mean, he, like, barely texts.
01:25Okay, yeah. So you have to decipher plain text.
01:28Very 2001. Exciting.
01:29Yeah. Uh, sounds good.
01:32That sounds more like something you'd text another guy.
01:35You know, well, thumbs up, bro. Right?
01:37Uh, I'm just telling you, if my super-hot employer invited me to grab a beer after work,
01:42I'd be thinking, like...
01:43Hmm. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
01:47He said he'd be down in a couple hours. That's quick for a dude.
01:50You call that quick?
01:51Yeah, that's giving romantic gesture.
01:54That doesn't seem like a bad thing.
01:56Romance.
01:57Romance? I'm not sure. I don't know about that.
02:00Oh. Oh, yeah.
02:01What an awful dude.
02:02He also texted, hey, um, where are you at?
02:05That's not that weird.
02:07Yeah, but was it upset or angry?
02:09Like, hey, where are you at?
02:10Or is he, like, a all-sad panda face?
02:14Hey, where are you at?
02:17Yeah, or, hey, where are you at?
02:20Um, any questions?
02:27Yes?
02:28I need to know who got me for Secret Santa.
02:31Well, you're not supposed to know who drew your name.
02:33We all know I have trypophobia.
02:35And then someone gifts me a plant with thousands of tiny little holes in it,
02:39and then my anxiety was triggered.
02:41It was awful.
02:43Did you open your gift already?
02:45Obviously.
02:45I mean, I have to ask, was it supposed to be a joke?
02:50I wasn't aware you were, uh, trypophobic.
02:54So you did it?
02:55It wasn't me, but whoever did draw your name probably also wasn't aware of that.
03:00Or it was a purposeful and intentional effort to really try to mess me up.
03:05Yeah, I think it was clearly a rather deliberate, uh, effort on their part.
03:10Um, it's unfortunate that happened, but, um, I don't think anyone did it with malice or...
03:15I feel like you're minimizing my trauma.
03:17Diana, you force this activity on us without any guidelines.
03:21And when someone ridicules me for a very real phobia, you find it, uh, a little unfortunate.
03:27You know what?
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28Uh, it appears this has gone off the rails, so we can just cancel Secret Santa.
03:32Yeah.
03:33If that's what you want, I think so.
03:34Yeah, I called it, didn't I?
03:35I said it'll cause trouble.
03:37Why would we cancel it?
03:39Because it's not fair to us who bought a gift but haven't gotten one.
03:42God, I'm shocked how selfish you are.
03:44You think I'm the selfish one?
03:46Okay, uh, that's enough.
03:48Why don't we take a breath and pause this whole conversation?
03:51Shelve it.
03:52We'll come back to it.
03:54All Secret Santa talk, uh, is postponed.
03:56Okay?
03:58Why don't we get the day started?
04:03I can still feel it in my mind.
04:05It was so scary.
04:06My trypophobia is going wild right now.
04:08Come on.
04:08You're out of here.
04:19Hey.
04:20Boop.
04:23Hi.
04:23Hi.
04:26I owe you a huge apology, okay?
04:29It's all right.
04:32Yeah, but, uh, it's not cool to judge people for falling in love.
04:37Then why'd you do it?
04:39Because I like you a lot.
04:41And I didn't want you getting hurt.
04:43Well, love does that.
04:45True.
04:47Exactly.
04:48Yeah.
04:49You spoken to him yet?
04:51No.
04:52Okay, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I said to you.
04:54Should have kept my mouth shut, really.
04:56You're free to do whatever you want.
04:59Except maybe use anywhere but the coffee room when you want to be intimate.
05:04You got it.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Okay.
05:07Hey.
05:08Hey.
05:09Is this seat taken?
05:10I was just heading out, so...
05:15Hi.
05:15Hey.
05:19Hey.
05:19Hey.
05:20Hey.
05:20Hey.
05:21Hey.
05:38Hey.
05:38Johanna?
06:04Hi there.
06:06How you been?
06:08Good, good. Just waiting on a delivery.
06:11But it's running late.
06:13Yeah. Just swung by to get some costume stuff for school.
06:18Yesterday I was at the Hungry Moose, but you weren't there?
06:22Yeah. I had to run and take care of some stuff, and it was suddenly super late. Sorry.
06:28I thought something might have happened to you, but then I saw that you'd been home.
06:33It's this dumb costume thing. The Christmas plays tomorrow, and they're far from done, so...
06:38Oh.
06:39But I'm sorry. I should have kept you posted. So, my bad.
06:44It's cool.
06:47Looking forward to it?
06:49Hmm?
06:51You excited for it? The Christmas play?
06:53Um, nah. Not excited about standing there, making a fool out of myself in front of a packed auditorium full of strangers.
07:03I'm just a stand-in. Kind of a stand-in in my own life, honestly.
07:08But I'm fine. It's not a big deal, really.
07:14But you had a good time over at the Hungry Moose?
07:17Yeah, yeah, but...
07:18Yeah, I'm sure a night spent at your favorite pub's never a bad one.
07:21It was, uh, it was fun.
07:23It's a nice place. Leftley bartender, too.
07:26Yeah, Ingrid is pretty great.
07:28Hmm.
07:32Okay.
07:34I, uh...
07:35Yep.
07:36See you later.
07:37This morning I woke up with you
07:50And kissed your cheek
07:54In 23
08:01Where you're sitting in silence
08:06Now I'm making a move
08:09Running words in the club
08:12But I'm falling for you
08:16You and me years from together
08:19And I want you then
08:22If we'd stay there forever
08:26I would do it again
08:29Just knowing you
08:31Just knowing you
08:34Was the next best thing
08:36To loving you
08:37Just knowing you
08:41Was the next best thing
08:43To loving you
08:45Oh, ooh, ooh
08:50Oh, ooh, ooh
08:57Ooh, ooh, ooh
09:12Thank you
09:15Wow, look at all, that's so great.
09:35No way.
09:40You're a sight?
09:41Well, folks need to know where to get their glog, am I right?
09:45You look great.
09:46Thanks.
09:47Yeah, it almost pains me to admit it, but Marianne's really outdone herself.
09:51Yeah, it's not too shabby, huh?
09:53Yeah, it's all Christmassy and magical, just as it should be.
09:57You've been all right?
09:58Oh, I've been great.
09:59It's a lot to manage, but...
10:00Well, it was super cool of you to step up for your sister.
10:04Oh, thanks, that's really nice to hear.
10:05You know, from Christmas ornaments.
10:08So, have you seen Marianne?
10:10We're letting the audience in in half an hour.
10:13Has anyone seen Johanna?
10:15Yeah, so, cool.
10:17Yeah, cool.
10:18See you.
10:18Yeah, see you.
10:20Yeah.
10:23Twenty gnome costumes.
10:25Cutting it close, aren't we?
10:27Yeah, they turned out pretty well, if you ask me.
10:32And this whole thing, it's lovely.
10:36I really mean it.
10:37You did a great job here.
10:39Are you saying that just because I caught you with Adrian?
10:42Huh?
10:43I was just giving you a compliment.
10:47Okay.
10:49And the costumes, they look good?
10:52Yeah.
10:52I'll take them down to the dressing room for the little gnomes, while you stay here and try yours on.
10:58There's a large black bag hanging in there, so just throw that on, okay?
11:02Okay.
11:03I'll be back in ten with all the children in tow.
11:08Yeah.
11:08The teeth are on the makeup table.
11:11Wait, is there a teeth, too?
11:12Oh, my God.
11:42Holy crap.
11:51Oh, shit.
11:52Uh-uh. I don't want one word out of you.
11:55Okay. I really don't feel well.
11:57You knocked that off right now.
11:59Don't fuck around.
12:00I think it might have been something I ate.
12:02Huh?
12:03You're Santa. You could be sick now.
12:05Hello? Adrian?
12:12Oh, shit.
12:19Adrian.
12:24Oh, this is so gross.
12:26Get it together. I'm serious.
12:35Marianne, we have a big problem.
12:38Adrian's throwing up.
12:39No, yes.
12:40No, yes.
12:41It's happening right now.
12:43He's our Santa Claus.
12:44We need him to do the choreography,
12:46or the kids won't be able to keep it together.
12:48Okay.
12:49I'll fix it.
12:50Hi.
12:51Nice to see you.
12:52Hi.
12:53Psst.
12:54Psst.
12:55Psst.
12:56Psst.
12:57Martin.
12:58Martin.
12:59Psst.
13:00Martin.
13:01Martin.
13:02Martin.
13:03Psst.
13:04It's Johanna.
13:05Psst.
13:06Psst.
13:07Psst.
13:08Psst.
13:09Psst.
13:10Martin.
13:11Martin.
13:12Psst.
13:13It's Johanna.
13:14Psst.
13:15Psst.
13:16Psst.
13:17Psst.
13:18Psst.
13:20Psst.
13:21Psst.
13:23Psst.
13:24Psst.
13:25Psst.
13:26You look hideous?
13:27We need you to step in as Santa.
13:28Adrian's puking his guts out in the bathroom!
13:31Absolutely not. I'm just here to watch the twins do their play.
13:34I hate to break it to you, but life doesn't always go as planned.
13:37Come on. Are you serious right now?
14:01Johanna, did you find a Santa?
14:13Please, Martin.
14:16I...
14:16Who was that guy out there saw you making eyes at?
14:23Well, my carpenter. It's pretty crazy.
14:27I've honestly been super mean to him, and yet he's out there anyway.
14:31Is he here for you?
14:33I think so.
14:35So then are you two a thing, or what?
14:40I think so. I have a special feeling.
14:43You're in love.
14:44No, stop it.
14:51I'm so excited.
15:01I'm so excited.
15:03I'm so excited.
15:06I'm so excited.
15:09I'm so excited.
17:14Johanna.
17:24Johanna.
17:26Say your line.
17:28Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:38Jesus Christ.
18:00Hey.
18:08Hey.
18:10Congrats on surviving the Christmas play.
18:12Yeah.
18:16That went...
18:18swimmingly.
18:20So were you supposed to...
18:22Nope.
18:24I wasn't.
18:26Yeah.
18:28I, um...
18:30Yeah?
18:32You were saying...
18:34No, you see...
18:35No.
18:36Just say it.
18:37Come on.
18:38Spit it out.
18:39No, you...
18:40You go first.
18:41No, wait.
18:42What were you gonna say?
18:43Well...
18:44I don't really know how to tell you.
18:48This is a first for me.
18:53Um, okay.
18:54Johanna.
18:55I've tried my best.
18:57For a while now.
18:59I'm so sorry, but your kitchen was misrouted.
19:05It's in Sweden with all the Christmas chaos and no one knows where it is and I'm sorry.
19:11Yeah.
19:12I know you wanted it ready before the holidays.
19:15It, uh, was on me for thinking it could be done before then.
19:20Not on you.
19:21It...
19:22It was pretty stupid of me.
19:23No, it was my fault.
19:25I'm the one who couldn't keep my promise to you.
19:27You're not stupid.
19:30You know what?
19:31I'll try one more thing.
19:32I actually might know another guy who...
19:34No, you know what?
19:35It doesn't matter anyway.
19:37Uh, no one's had any faith in this project from the start, so...
19:40Well, sorry to hear that.
19:43You, uh, can enjoy your Christmas break.
19:48Okay.
19:49Yeah.
19:50There you are.
19:51Hey.
19:52I got totally lost backstage there.
19:54Hey there.
19:56That costume's so creepy.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Yeah, it was fun though.
20:01Thanks.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:06Yes.
20:07Well, uh, thanks for coming to support, but I should go get changed.
20:11Yeah.
20:12She's right.
20:13We should probably go.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Well, Merry Christmas, Johanna.
20:17Yeah.
20:18You too.
20:22Oh yeah, these were...
20:23These were for you.
20:24Merry Christmas.
20:25Oh, thanks.
20:26Nice.
20:50Glock?
20:51Yes.
20:52This is my personal room.
20:55Nope.
21:04Did your day also suck?
21:08I just feel like an idiot.
21:10Since the girls spent Christmas with Jeanette, I compensate by going a bit overboard.
21:17But can't you and Jeanette, uh, celebrate together?
21:21She suggested that, but I...
21:23I can't stand Ronnie.
21:25Yeah.
21:26He acts like he's their new dad, and it drives me nuts.
21:29Mm-hmm.
21:30Maybe a bit jealous?
21:32No, it's more like with him, I don't get to be as good a dad as I want.
21:38You're an incredible father, Trim.
21:42And the best Glock guy in the whole wide world.
21:45This is definitely grown-up Glock, I'll tell you that.
21:48Thanks.
21:49It's dark rum.
21:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:51Ha, ha, ha.
21:53Ha, ha, ha.
21:55Ha, ha, ha.
21:57Oh.
22:01We're leaving now.
22:02Okay.
22:04See you on Christmas Eve?
22:06Uh...
22:07It'd be really nice.
22:09I'll drop off the gifts tomorrow.
22:12Great.
22:13See you tomorrow.
22:14And Johanna.
22:15That was Oscar-worthy.
22:17Ha, ha, ha.
22:18Slap out of it.
22:19Shut up.
22:21See you tomorrow, Papa.
22:23Purdy, please.
22:24Yeah.
22:27Merry Christmas.
22:31You too.
22:43This is so depressing.
22:44Yeah.
22:45I was gonna skip my work Christmas thing, but now I may go to the hippo and join the party after all.
22:53Did you say the hippo, that's where your party is?
22:56Uh-huh.
22:57It's a themed thing.
22:59Everyone wears those ugly Christmas sweaters.
23:02Unfortunately, I didn't bring anything to wear, so...
23:04Well, that outfit will knock it out of the park.
23:07I don't know what's holding this Christmas ornament back from getting his party on, but, uh, I know this rat wants to go to the hippo and crash it.
23:15Then let's get our party on.
23:16Yes.
23:17Okay.
23:19Come on.
23:20You too.
23:21You too.
23:22You too.
23:23You too.
23:24Uh-huh.
23:25Hey!
23:26You too.
23:27You too.
23:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:29Merry Christmas!
23:37Merry Christmas!
23:40Merry Christmas, Anna!
23:42Oh my God!
23:43Hi!
23:44Merry Christmas!
23:54Hey!
23:55Hey!
23:57This is Johanna?
23:58Hi!
23:59And these are my co-workers.
24:01Hello, co-workers!
24:03We're coming straight from the school Christmas show.
24:06How are you?
24:07How's it going?
24:08Even better now!
24:14School!
24:15School!
24:20Another?
24:21Yeah.
24:22Two, please!
24:23Two!
24:24Same thing.
24:24Don't tell Jeanette, but I agree with you 100%.
24:27Ronnie's such a layman.
24:29He's so late!
24:30Yeah!
24:32I'm well aware that Jeanette's already moved on.
24:34I know that.
24:35I get it.
24:37But does he have to be everywhere all the time?
24:40Why do people bring their partners to everything?
24:42It's so weird!
24:43Yeah, why did she even bring him?
24:46They're not even his kids.
24:47No!
24:48Am I the pathetic one here?
24:50No!
24:51Yeah?
24:51No, no.
24:52Not?
24:52No, no, no.
24:58So, uh, I'm about to become a certified gold monk.
25:03I haven't banged anybody in almost a year.
25:06It's so pathetic.
25:07Well, then I, I'm a platinum monk.
25:10Platinum monk?
25:11Yeah!
25:12Three whole years.
25:14Holy crap!
25:17Oh my god.
25:23I read the signs all wrong.
25:26He has a girlfriend already.
25:27Huh?
25:28Huh?
25:29What?
25:29My carpenter already has a girlfriend.
25:33What the hell are you?
25:36I don't get how you're a platinum monk, uh, trim.
25:42No?
25:42You're actually a handsome guy.
25:45You could have anyone you wanted.
25:48You're incredible.
25:49You're a beautiful woman.
25:52You're a beautiful woman.
25:54Even when it's the soleil, it's the sun.
25:58You don't think we could do better?
26:02All right, I'll count until five.
26:04We'll start all.
26:051, 2, 3, 4, 5.
26:09You're a beautiful woman.
26:12You're a beautiful woman.
26:16You're a beautiful woman.
26:20You're a beautiful woman.
26:22You're a beautiful woman.
26:52Sorry, Trim.
27:00No.
27:01Uh, yeah.
27:03I'm sorry.
27:04You don't need to be.
27:06Sorry.
27:07Sorry.
27:07I'm sorry.
27:08Sorry.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:17It was so easy.
27:23Packed my things and my worries and left them behind.
27:28Some call me crazy
27:40Just because I spent my Christmas alone
27:46I tell them maybe
27:49And if I could, I'd have the world on my own
27:55Ah, ooh, I pick my cards, call the shots
28:01And to me that's enough
28:04Ah, ooh, yes to me that's enough
28:10All of these options, the world without end
28:16Live for the moments that doesn't make sense
28:20I'll be the stranger who opens your heart
28:25And then I might never see you again
28:30Sometimes I hate me
28:38Some of my choices have caught me off guard
28:44Just like on New Year's
28:48Rushing home, watch the fireworks
28:50Flying between stars
28:53Ah, ooh, put on a dress, booked a ticket
28:59And I called my mom
29:02Ah, ooh, told her that I'm coming home
29:08All of these options, the world without end
29:13Live for the moments that doesn't make sense
29:18I'll be the stranger who opens your heart
29:23And then we might never meet again
29:27Among all these options, I hold my own hand
29:31Not always easy, sometimes I pretend
29:36But I'll be the stranger
30:01You know, I'm
30:02Like the favours of the people
30:04Assessing my mother
30:05And then I'll be the one
30:06You know, I'm
30:06You know, what I'm
30:07For the moment that does everything
30:08Actually, I often love
30:08If everything happens
30:09Maybe
30:10I'm
30:10You know, I bow
30:11With everything
30:12Uh, I please
30:12Sure, check that out
30:13Oh, before
30:14When I again
30:14Yeah
30:15Yeah
30:17Anytime
30:18Anybody
30:20Yeah
30:20I
30:21Aren't
30:22To flip
30:23When
30:23I
30:24Mighty
30:25I
30:27Did
30:28If
30:28I
30:29Study
30:29If
30:30Ell
30:31You
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