- 4 months ago
Try not to laugh over the old woman having her back and neck cracked.
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00:00This shit is big time!
00:01Who is right here?
00:03Don't bring anyone loving to this.
00:05Yo mama in the fucking sand!
00:06Let's cleanse our palates.
00:08I gotta tell you something.
00:09I saw this video yesterday
00:12and it was hard not to bring it
00:14but I knew the show was recording today.
00:16You got excited?
00:17Oh, I love that!
00:18I don't think I've laughed harder in an airport
00:20in my life
00:21than watching this video.
00:24I mean, I was shaking
00:25and wiping tears out of my eyes.
00:28It's the best.
00:30Here we go!
00:32Up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:34Oh no.
00:34Good.
00:35Ow!
00:36Yep.
00:37Yes ma'am.
00:39Oh yeah!
00:41Good movement there, huh?
00:43Yeah!
00:46Alright, Miss Lorraine,
00:48relax that head for me.
00:49Oh no!
00:50There it is.
00:53We gotta be charged up now.
00:57No, no, no!
01:00Wow!
01:01Wow!
01:05Power's on.
01:06All down the back!
01:07Wow!
01:08My middle of my back too!
01:10That all healing takes time?
01:12That this is an Amazon Prime, right?
01:18That's elder abuse.
01:20My favorite.
01:21He is torturing her.
01:22He is torturing her.
01:22Is it when she's like,
01:23ah!
01:23And he's like,
01:24how about that, huh?
01:26I just,
01:27I got you good.
01:29She's like,
01:29ah,
01:30ah,
01:30ah,
01:30ah,
01:31ah.
01:33He does her neck,
01:34she's like,
01:35ah,
01:35he's like,
01:35there you go.
01:36It's like when someone's giving you a horrible back massage.
01:43You ever had a friend who's like,
01:44you're gonna love my back.
01:45Yeah,
01:45here you go.
01:46And then they're like,
01:46ah,
01:47ah,
01:48and they're like,
01:48yeah,
01:48just relax,
01:49soak into it.
01:50Yeah.
01:50Oh my God.
01:51Dude,
01:52he's killing this old woman.
01:53Oh my God.
01:54Good movement there,
01:55huh?
01:55So this is actually,
02:08I saw a little longer version of this after this.
02:12It starts off and he goes,
02:13look at this.
02:13She's got scoliosis that has built up over years.
02:16So he kind of shows you that hump.
02:19He's like,
02:19yeah,
02:19this is years and years.
02:20And he's obviously seen her before.
02:22Up and down,
02:22up and down,
02:23up and down.
02:24Good.
02:25Oh yeah.
02:30Good movement there,
02:32huh?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Yeah.
02:36She's terrified of me.
02:37Relax that head for me.
02:38Oh God.
02:39Oh God.
02:39Oh God.
02:40There it is.
02:42This can't be good.
02:43She looks like she's dying right there.
02:45Yeah,
02:45the top.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Oh shit.
02:48Holy shit.
02:50Wow.
02:52She's like,
02:52she can't even talk.
02:53She's so upset.
02:54Power's on.
02:55Hold on the back.
02:57My back still hurts.
02:58In the middle of my back too.
03:00That all healing takes time.
03:02That this is an Amazon run,
03:03right?
03:04He's got a little catchphrase.
03:06Da da da da da da da da.
03:07That is horrible.
03:09She got popped so hard that her fucking tongue went out on her.
03:12She was like.
03:13Holy Christ.
03:19Well,
03:19also when you go to the chiropractor.
03:20I was sitting at the airport just shaking.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:23You're not supposed to go,
03:24ah,
03:25after they crack you.
03:27You get cracked all the time.
03:29Yeah.
03:29You ever make those noises?
03:30It's funny because I see her and I could relate to those feelings,
03:34but like,
03:35I've never been like,
03:36ah,
03:37ah,
03:37ah,
03:38ah,
03:39yeah.
03:41Ah.
03:41It's like she's going to cry.
03:43Ow,
03:43ah,
03:44right?
03:45I have no problem swallowing.
03:46Oh my God.
03:47What?
03:47I'd stop.
03:47Does that mean?
03:48Right before you come,
03:50yeah.
03:50Oh,
03:51wow.
03:51It's almost like she's too afraid to tell him to stop.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Do you think she's just terrified at this point?
03:58Good movement there,
03:58huh?
04:00Yeah.
04:03The tongue is depressing,
04:05babe.
04:06God,
04:07Jesus Christ.
04:09I mean,
04:09if I were him,
04:10I'd be like,
04:10maybe we don't put this video out.
04:15I know.
04:15And she's so frail.
04:16She's like a bird.
04:17I just realized too,
04:18that this is like,
04:19God,
04:20my new favorite lane that I'm looking for.
04:22It's like cracking old people,
04:23torturing old people,
04:25elder abuse.
04:26I go to all the,
04:26I watch all the chiropractor videos,
04:28like to get decompressed.
04:29Yeah.
04:30It's so soothing,
04:31but they're never this funny.
04:32I'm going to look for these now.
04:34You know,
04:34what's funny is that looks like the gun,
04:37the Theragun.
04:38Yeah.
04:38And he's like crunching it into this frail.
04:41All healing takes time.
04:42This is an Amazon prime.
04:43You know what I mean?
04:45He's like,
04:47yeah.
04:48Like there's no muscle tissue
04:49for that thing to bounce up.
04:51No,
04:51it's just bones.
04:52Yeah.
04:59Can I tell you,
05:00I like this one too.
05:01And you know what?
05:02It makes me laugh.
05:03Like that rescue video with the guy,
05:06with the spinner.
05:07Oh,
05:07the spinning helicopter.
05:07And knowing that that was a 70 year old person in there,
05:10makes it even funnier.
05:11Oh no.
05:13Yeah.
05:13You got a movement there,
05:16huh?
05:16Yeah.
05:18Guess what?
05:19We have an update.
05:22Oh shit.
05:23Relax the head.
05:23Oh fuck.
05:25Oh.
05:26Yep.
05:27We got one more to go right here.
05:29You okay right there,
05:30Lorraine?
05:31Okay.
05:33There it is.
05:34Beautiful.
05:34So what's up everybody?
05:35This is no pain Lorraine.
05:36You remember her?
05:37She's alive.
05:38You well?
05:39You healthy?
05:39You happy?
05:41Yes.
05:41And they think my adjustment killed you.
05:43Really?
05:44Yeah.
05:44Isn't that crazy?
05:45Yeah.
05:46Because he got so much traction.
05:48And I'm not saying from us,
05:49like the internet,
05:50it went viral,
05:51you know?
05:51Oh,
05:51okay.
05:51Like even on his TikTok,
05:53that video had like 11 million views after a couple of days.
05:57I think because Lorraine's tongue habit.
05:59Oh yeah,
06:00I think so too.
06:01I think because she was like,
06:02ah,
06:02yeah.
06:04A little more movement here,
06:06you know,
06:07a little less resistance from the right trap and tissue.
06:20Old people,
06:21stop.
06:27They're so frail.
06:28They're so frail.
06:33She looks so scared.
06:34I don't care what happened.
06:37Man,
06:37why is it so funny to hear old people getting adjusted?
06:41Oh,
06:41oh,
06:42it's so funny.
06:42Poor lady.
06:43Ow!
06:47Feels good?
06:48You good?
06:49Just like Amazon Prime.
06:50Good,
06:50good,
06:50good,
06:50good,
06:50good,
06:51good movement there,
06:51huh?
06:52Yeah.
06:55What's his line?
06:56He's like,
06:57this ain't Amazon Prime.
06:57All healing takes time,
06:58and this ain't Amazon Prime.
07:00And she's like,
07:03he's like,
07:05he's like,
07:11you're good?
07:12Yeah.
07:14Is that good?
07:15She's terrible.
07:16Do you feel better?
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