00:00yeah i think i'm i think i'm never gonna be a good person you know because i grew up with
00:06money right
00:11i'm gonna inherit property i'm waiting for my whole family to die
00:18i want them all to die i want the house right i love them very much you know my father
00:27you know
00:27he has diabetes yeah every yeah yeah every morning i put sugar in his chai he has no idea
00:37he doesn't know he thinks it's stevia you know he doesn't know i'm no i'm getting the house man
00:46and i'm not going to share it with anyone you know my brother dude my brother he got married
00:51and you know he had a yeah i have a niece now baby girl so beautiful so cute yeah yeah
00:58yeah
00:59it's a shame it's a shame right it's a shame i don't know man confused you know i don't even
01:05i don't even want to be a comedian i'm just you guys think this is my dream passion no bro
01:11time pass
01:12time pass right i want to be i want to be a landlord that's what i want i'm just loitering
01:21here
01:22waiting you know for everyone to die i don't know it's like hard you know i think the richer you
01:29get
01:29the harder it is to be a good person right yeah yeah because all the richest people were bad people
01:35right very hard very hard right being good very easy really to be good if you're poor right right
01:44very hard to be good if you're rich right because being good if you're you know poor is like being
01:50faithful if you're ugly right who's gonna you anyway what are you talking what what are you talking about
01:58you're fat you're ugly no one's gonna have sex with you you know there's no scope dude if you're if
02:07you're you know if you're rich you can you know all these things you can do you can fund a
02:11genocide
02:13right wow so great you can fund a genocide you can go to some other country
02:18steal the president you can just steal the president or some other country you can beat you can cause
02:26to the stock market crash everything you can do dude you can destroy a whole generation of people
02:31destroy a whole beat a whole nation right if you're poor you can beat your wife
02:37kids kids you can beat your kids also kids also of course kids also you can even you can molest
02:44your
02:44nephew right you can you can yeah you can you can that's pretty bad right that's pretty bad right
02:51right but if you're rich you can buy an island can buy a whole island and then create a global
03:02organization to molest various children you know and blackmail blackmail other rich people it's great
03:09great idea i think there's still hope though you know this is hope you know because there's one guy
03:15who is rich who is a good guy you guys know who i'm talking about you know what i'm talking
03:20about
03:21no i'm not ambani the idiot i was talking about ambani i'm not talking about him
03:29anymore no man i'm talking about gotama buddha you guys don't know about this guy the buddha
03:35he was a prince prince we are palace he said i don't want all this
03:40kingdom you know he went outside what do you see you know he saw a dying man he saw a
03:45sick man he
03:46saw a poor hungry man you know you know what he said to the hungry man classic rich person move
03:53he said why don't we meditate you're hungry
03:58you're hungry let's meditate huh because you know the saying you guys know the thing
04:04give a man a fish feed him for a day right yeah but teach a man how to meditate
04:12right he becomes a sadhu now he's a vegetarian doesn't even eat fish anymore
04:19whoa no need for fish bro this jesus christ what is he doing bro multiplying all the fish
04:24you know useless guy bro his father was a carpenter can't even relate to the guy
04:28like this i don't know all right that's been my time you guys give it up oh sarmapit sing everybody
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