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00:00Vasilia Rosanoff.
00:01It's, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:03We've seen each other a while.
00:05Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:07What is your room number?
00:09This is such a bad idea.
00:10You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:13A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:15Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:17My what?
00:17So, what's my name gonna be?
00:19Dream.
00:21How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:25What was that?
00:25Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:27What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:30No one is looking...
00:31You don't know that.
00:32Hollander, see you next season.
01:00Let's go!
01:05Let's go!
01:19Let's go!
01:49Let's go!
02:19Close it off, wanting back out on the ice for Boston.
02:21Tomorrow's in the box.
02:23We're having a lost in the game to make sure we're gonna get out soon.
02:27This one's coming soon.
02:29Return of the future.
02:31Back to the show.
02:33Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:37I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:41I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone right.
02:48A tree dug up a hill.
02:52It's crooked from the wind that bites.
02:56You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:03You're washed up irrelevant.
03:07I'm standing in my light.
03:11I'm standing in my light.
03:15Need some...
03:25You think I'm pretty.
03:26You think I'm pretty.
03:28You say to scare you.
03:30A lot of those people do.
03:32There's a real world behind me.
03:34I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
03:36In spite of everything, I guess there's just a city tour
03:40Nice try, now get out of the way
03:44Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:47I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
03:55Nice try, get out of the way
03:59You're in our way, get lost forever
04:04Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:18I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:20I fucking mean what I mean
04:22You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:24The fuck does that mean?
04:26They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:28Uh, no thanks
04:29Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:31Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:34I'm not even that weird
04:36Whatever you need, Captain
04:38Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:41Yeah
04:45Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:50Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:52But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
04:55And how about that other team?
04:58And how about that other team?
04:59Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:01He had a hat-trick last week
05:02And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:04Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:06Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:08Thanks guys
05:09Mm-hmm
05:39Yeah
05:40Yeah
05:41Yeah
05:42Yeah
05:43Oh
05:44Oh
05:45The
05:46High
05:48Who
05:49Oh
05:50Oh
05:52Oh
05:53Oh
05:54Oh
05:55Oh
05:57Oh
05:58Oh
06:00Oh
06:02Oh
06:33Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:49Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:51You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:52Well, no.
06:54Never in life have I blushed.
06:55Russians do not do this.
06:56You will murder me.
07:14Maybe.
07:15Get in.
07:16Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:23What the fuck?
07:25You were hard, weren't you?
07:26For how long?
07:27The whole game.
07:29Such a fucking ass.
07:31You missed me, didn't you?
07:33I fucking didn't.
07:35And I still beat your ass.
07:36Barely.
07:37Wow, nice place.
07:46Thanks.
07:47I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
07:52Right next door.
07:54I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
07:59Mr. Businessman.
08:00Shut up.
08:01Mr. Landlord.
08:03You asked.
08:05No, I didn't.
08:19So what do you want me?
08:22In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:24Fuck you.
08:29Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:31No.
08:32Have I hired someone?
08:35A designer?
08:37You think there is enough?
08:39Such an asshole.
08:42I think maybe you like it.
08:45And smell the cigarettes from here.
08:48I had one.
08:49You shouldn't be smoking.
08:50And you shouldn't be talking.
08:56Come here.
08:57No, you come here.
08:58No, you come here.
08:59No, you come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:13He's the wound.
09:14He's the wound.
09:23Don't worry, you're too fit.
09:24Oh, wow, wow.
09:37You think this will be enough?
09:39Fuck off.
09:54Where were you?
10:04Please don't go.
10:11Please don't go.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:27He's okay.
10:29Hmm?
10:32Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:47Yeah.
10:49Is he okay?
10:51It's you.
10:57It's you.
11:02It's you.
11:04Okay.
11:06It's you.
11:10It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:17It's you.
11:18It's all right.
11:19Oh, God.
11:20It's all right.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:39Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, God, hold on.
12:12Now the bed's all dirty.
12:15What?
12:17Shut up.
12:23I will show it now, okay?
12:44You killed me, Lunder.
12:49I'm dead.
12:51That was so fucking hot.
12:58Worth the wait?
12:59I should go.
13:13I should go.
13:23So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:26Oh, right.
13:29Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:31Yes.
13:33My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:37They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:42I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:48My father, yes.
13:50Maybe my brother, but who knows?
13:53Cool.
13:53Anyways, I'm psyched.
13:55I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
13:58Dreaming of what?
13:59Ron's medal?
14:01Fucking wish, dude.
14:02Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:04Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:05Such a good drink.
14:06Your cab is definitely here.
14:07Bye.
14:10Bye.
14:11Welcome back.
14:12Such a good drink.
14:15Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Bye.
14:36Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:39For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:43and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:47What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:51A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:54and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09Piave qui rôle de la cigare à la fournir,
15:17le car encore endormi.
15:21All in there.
15:27What's up, motherfucker?
15:28Good boys.
15:30Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:31Be nice, Fanny.
15:32Be nice.
15:33They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:34Did you see that game?
15:35Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:37A debacle.
15:38Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:40Uh, I don't know.
15:41Nothing to me.
15:42That's for sure.
15:43I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:45Uh-uh.
15:46See what I say this year, baby?
15:47We're fucking coming for you.
15:48Okay.
15:48Trust me.
15:48You look great and so Irvani.
15:50Don't even stress.
15:50Oh, good one.
15:54Does your room have that smell?
15:56Yes.
15:57Yes, it does.
15:58Is it black mold?
16:00Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:01Yeah, you're probably right.
16:02The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:04All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:06My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:08We train together.
16:09Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:11I'd love to show up for him.
16:12Hell yeah, man.
16:13Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:16What do you mean?
16:18Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:22I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:26Hey, here's me.
16:28Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:31Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:32Come on, you're my buddy.
16:33Let's go.
16:33Come on, you're my buddy.
16:34Come on, you're my buddy.
17:05I'm just going to go and find the bathroom.
17:12Hey.
17:17I'm just going to go and find the bathroom.
17:24Hey.
17:30I'm not here.
17:37No, I'm not.
17:39I saw you up here.
17:40I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:42Fine.
17:43Go sit down.
17:47We...
17:48We are not anything.
17:51Go away, Holander.
17:56Are you okay?
18:01Please, go.
18:03You didn't answer my text.
18:06No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:09Now you go.
18:10Fine.
18:11Fuck.
18:12Fine.
18:13Fuck.
18:14Fine.
18:15Fine.
18:16Fine.
18:17Fine.
18:18Fine.
18:19Fine.
18:20Fine.
18:21Fine.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fine.
18:24But you did that.
18:28Good to see you.
18:29Yes.
18:30The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:38This is my honor.
18:40You should be proud of me.
18:42After yesterday, you won...
18:47...Latvian.
18:49...Latvian.
18:51And he's still drinking.
18:53How did you do it?
18:55It's not a pity?
18:56It's not a pity.
18:57It's not a pity.
18:58It's not a pity.
18:59It's not a pity.
19:00It's not a pity.
19:01It's not a pity.
19:02It's not a pity.
19:03It's not a pity.
19:04It's not a pity.
19:05It's not a pity.
19:06It's not a pity.
19:07It's not a pity, which you showed up in the childhood.
19:09I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:12Our squadron is damaged.
19:15The team is playing.
19:16Playing?
19:17What's that for American absurd?
19:19What's that playing?
19:20You're a captain.
19:22You're making them playing.
19:24You're always looking for someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:31Who's it to you?
19:34Your mother?
19:37She's not able to do this.
19:39No, my father.
19:44Mom died.
19:47Mom died.
19:48Mom died.
19:49Mom died.
19:50You remember her?
19:51I remember her.
19:52I was in the view of your mother.
19:53Where's Polina?
19:54Where's Polina?
19:55In Moscow?
19:56Of course.
19:57Where's Polina?
19:58Where's Polina?
19:59Where's Polina?
20:00Where's Polina?
20:01Where's Polina?
20:02Where's Polina?
20:03Of course.
20:04We need to go.
20:07The night.
20:08We need to go.
20:09The night.
20:10The night.
20:11We need to go.
20:12The night.
20:13So, I'll be able to meet the minister.
20:16Yeah.
20:18I'm ready?
20:21Let's go.
20:22Of course, I'm always on the same side of the country.
20:26Everything is always on the military.
20:28But what did he do?
20:30No, he was not in the form.
20:32He wants to stay.
20:34He needs to stay.
20:36He has a prize in the United States.
20:38He needs to be good.
20:40He's too good.
20:42He's too bad.
20:44But it's a problem with leadership.
20:46It's always a problem.
20:48Leadership.
20:50He's too bad.
20:52He's too bad.
20:54He's too bad.
20:56He's too bad.
20:58He's too bad.
21:00He's too bad.
21:02Especially when it's about hockey.
21:04Only when we win, Dad.
21:06I'm going to go to the bar.
21:08He needs to be one cup.
21:12Look how she's behind you.
21:14From the same time.
21:18It was a problem, if you remember it.
21:20I want to go to the bar.
21:22I want to go to the bar.
21:24I'll have something interesting.
21:26Come say okay.
21:28In the morning, bye!
21:30I've noticed when it's the barBER4 hä biography is coming up
21:32in front of the barBER4 locations.
21:34No.
21:35So now, I can't help you,
21:38but no matter what.
21:40So soon, somewhere on that line is coming up.
21:41I have known as well.
21:42Really?
21:43I was exactly that beginning.
21:44There was a scape on track.
21:46I wait for you.
21:47There are no questions.
21:49I think you played well.
21:56I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:00For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:04you have to avoid this.
22:06I sometimes blame you.
22:09When I understand what it is, you blame me.
22:12In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:15It doesn't matter.
22:17Why did you do that?
22:19My father...
22:20Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:22You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:26And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:29when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:32Really?
22:33Yes, that's true.
22:34The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:36The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:40I think you will win this year.
22:43In this year?
22:44Yes, in this year.
22:46I think GreeceEMS.
22:47Yup.
22:48I thought you have something in Paris.
22:49In your village?
22:50What did you do when you were born?
22:51You know everything you know.
22:52It's an extra sense.
22:54Well, you're not going to get into the fight with a fight.
22:57You're not going to get into the team here.
22:59It's pretty good.
23:01Let's go.
23:03This is Vostok, and then you can win.
23:05You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:08In Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:11In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:14And they are good, but too young.
23:18That's how you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I talked about.
23:26No, thank you. I'm not going to sleep.
23:28Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:31You'll always be perfect.
23:33That's right.
23:34But you need to agree.
23:37We'll see you later.
23:40See you later.
23:42Well, how are you, Sasha?
23:52Oh, it's great.
23:56I just love this place.
23:59The clubs?
24:01The head of the club.
24:03The girls.
24:05The boys.
24:06The girls.
24:07The girls.
24:08You could see French boys.
24:10Yes, Elia?
24:12The girls.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yes, right, Elia?
24:23Oh my God, I'm nothing.
24:28You don't want cocaine,
24:32you don't lie, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:36Oh my God.
24:40Rаньше,
24:42ты был веселее.
24:47Помнишь?
24:59Здесь?
25:01Серьёзно?
25:03Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:07Если память меня не изменяет.
25:12Мужины, дети, Саша.
25:16Да.
25:18Это точно.
25:23Прекрати.
25:25Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:30Нет.
25:32Ладно.
25:34Я найду вечеринку.
25:36Окей.
25:38Пока, Elia.
25:40Был рад тебя видеть.
25:42Я найду вечеринку.
25:45Окей.
25:54Пока, Elia.
25:57Был рад тебя видеть.
25:58Окей.
25:59Окей.
26:03Открытся в городе.
26:08Окей.
26:10Окей.
26:11Капитан, здесь.
26:13Окей.
26:14Окей.
26:15Окей.
26:16Окей.
26:17Окей.
26:18Окей.
26:19Окей.
26:20What am I supposed to do with this?
26:22I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:27There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:29Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:31That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:33Hollander, is that a rule?
26:34Unfortunately, it is.
26:35Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:38No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:40Fuck you, AJ.
26:41Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:42We're live in Boston where the Raiders have a chance
26:45to end it all on home ice.
26:47Turn it up.
26:47It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside
26:50as we speak.
26:50You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:53Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
26:55since the Olympic break.
26:57A heartbreaking game for the Russians
26:58seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:01He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
27:04over the past six playoff games.
27:06Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:09Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:13I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:17I don't need to think about that.
27:18That was yesterday. That was before.
27:20Now, I only need one thing.
27:25I need to win.
27:29Here, at home, tonight.
27:31As much fun as it would have been to go to California
27:35and humiliate them there,
27:37but I want to hear our fans.
27:39I want to hear them scream.
27:42I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:45I know you can do it.
27:49I've seen you fucking do it.
27:50I've seen every one of you do it.
27:53So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:55Because this is our fucking night.
28:01This is our fucking cup.
28:05Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:07I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:22Shane hates him the most.
28:23What?
28:25You hate Rosanoff.
28:26Of course.
28:27But he's very good at acting.
28:30The best, probably.
28:31Eh, nah.
28:32You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:34Yeah.
28:34Not that animal.
28:36Shit show, cock sucking, Russian.
28:39And that is that.
28:41The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:44What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:47The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
28:50leading his team in block shots.
28:52He shot kids.
28:53And obviously, it comes all night.
28:57Imagine that, LeMond!
28:59Well, nice watch.
29:28Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:30Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:31Five seconds.
29:32Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:33What were you even doing?
29:36And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:39I was wheezy.
29:40Was who?
29:41Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:49But the most important thing...
29:52Is the frames we make along the way.
29:54Hey, before we give out next award,
29:59can I get a selfie with you?
30:01What?
30:02Come on.
30:03When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:06Okay, fine.
30:06But hurry up.
30:14Great.
30:15Give me your number.
30:16I'll text them to you.
30:17No chance.
30:18And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:44Yeah.
30:45What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:12You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:16You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:22So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:27Well?
31:31I want you to suck my dick.
31:33Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:35You suck my dick.
31:45Maybe you ask nicely.
31:58Hmm?
31:59Please.
32:04If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:10Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:23Please.
32:24No.
32:39What?
32:40No.
32:41We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:49And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:02When did your English get so good?
33:09I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:12Really?
33:14No.
33:14The New Yorker is boring.
33:18Her dad loves it.
33:21Ah.
33:22So being boring is, is genetic.
33:24Wow.
33:26Genetic.
33:27Let's make a deal.
33:35If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:42And if you win?
33:57Good luck coming.
34:02I'm in this position.
34:20I'm in this position.
34:32Congratulations.
34:51Now take off your clothes.
34:54You're such an asshole.
34:59I'm in this position.
35:09I'm in this position.
35:15I'm in this position.
35:27I'm in this position.
35:39What?
35:40Just a lot of windows.
35:49I'm in this position.
36:05Good.
36:06Now get on the bed.
36:15This is a good hotel.
36:18Very nice vodka.
36:20It's hard to find in America.
36:22Okay.
36:26Touch yourself.
36:27What?
36:28Show up for me.
36:29I want to watch you.
36:30You what?
36:31It's my special day, Hollander.
36:33I want to watch.
36:34I've never.
36:35No shit.
36:36Fuck you.
36:37Give me some vodka at least.
36:40No, no, no.
36:41Vodka is for after.
36:42It's your reward.
36:43For you.
36:44That's really good.
36:45Good.
36:46Yeah.
36:47Yeah.
36:50Yeah.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Yeah.
36:54Yeah.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Yeah.
36:57Yeah.
36:58do you want to know how it feels
37:21how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:31fuck
37:45are you gonna fuck me we will see
37:57i need
38:01what you know tell me
38:06you
38:15i need you
38:45i need you
38:46i need you
38:52i need you
38:56i need you
39:08So Russia this year was something else.
39:24It's intense there.
39:31So are you heading back soon?
39:34Back.
39:36To Russia for the summer?
39:38Oh, yes.
39:46Why?
39:49What do you mean, why?
39:52Do you have to?
39:55There is no have to.
39:56It's home.
40:00Yeah, but I don't know.
40:03Is it safe?
40:05What do you mean, safe?
40:07I don't know.
40:11Do you even like it there?
40:20What difference does it make?
40:22A pretty big one, I think.
40:24I need to sleep.
40:33Oh.
40:35Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:37So, uh, I'm off.
40:50Goodbye, Hollander.
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