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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 1
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00:00is season six the season of the star
00:12I am 25 years old and I am from Toronto Ontario I am the youngest daughter of Suki doll
00:27Miss Congeniality from season two of Canada's Drag Race and I am a superstar
00:34oh my god what is going on am I the first one here I am so guys I am theatrically trained in the arts
00:48honey I'm a drama queen and a theater hoe only took six years and I'm finally here
00:53who's ready to get hazed
01:03hello Canada my name is Hazel and I am 27 years old from Vancouver British Columbia and I am the
01:12naughtiest girl you know Kendall gender called me the it girl of Vancouver people think I'm a bitch
01:20just by how I look but then I open my mouth I'm like hey how's it going
01:25you DMed a bunch of times I finally get to meet her in person
01:34oh you really are our mother fucker
01:37what's up
01:38what's up you
01:39I love your work
01:42oh my god
01:43you want to blow my horn
01:44bitch you better
01:44you better blow my horn
01:45okay
01:47okay
01:48oh
01:52I'm here
01:56I'm Van Gogh I am 27 I am from Toronto Ontario and I am the showgirl rock star
02:02I'm giving you a little Van Gogh sunflower a little rock and roll a little edge a little
02:07burlesque a little punk a little gothic fantasy Van Gogh is known for looks performances sharp
02:14tongue and for for being a cunt
02:16you bitches are fucking
02:18wow
02:19I would say some people probably consider me a villain but I feel like the villain is the most
02:27interesting character in the story nobody cares about Rapunzel bitch let down your hair
02:31and brush it too
02:33the nails are sickening
02:35you like
02:35I love your seat
02:36girl I've been waiting to read a fucking bitch
02:41let's go
02:43sisters
02:44what's up
02:45should we maybe have a little bit of an alliance off the bat
02:48well yes
02:49the first three in
02:50first three in last three out
02:51fuck that motherfucking tea
02:53I have a little bit of strategy
02:55my game plan for the whole season is just tell everyone that I want to be in alliance with
02:58them and then not stay true to any of them
03:02ah
03:05ah
03:06oh
03:08I'm originally from Mexico but I currently reside in London Ontario the boring London
03:25and why do you say bitch because I'm sweet
03:27oh
03:29my drag is very like big traditional like pageant drag but I also love to bring like
03:37a sultry like Mexican flavor
03:39hi
03:40oh
03:41the remix
03:42the remix
03:43the remix
03:44the remix
03:45performances where I come alive that's like the bread and butter of what I do
03:48dulce
03:49dulce
03:50if I have to lip sync the only thing you'll see me is next week
03:52my besties here I'm so excited
03:55oh we're starting already sir
03:57I do not like dulce
03:59girl at all
04:00she's fake she's annoying she's jealous of me
04:02besties y'all are besties
04:03jeez
04:04where we are yeah
04:05I call each other besties but we both know we aren't
04:07oh shit well would you look at that
04:13the black beauty has arrived
04:16oh you're better
04:18yes
04:19it is me Ebony LaBelle I am the black beauty the good time auntie the trans gorgeousness
04:25all the way from St. Calvin's Ontario
04:28oh yes
04:30oh
04:31oh
04:32Ebony is known for booty shaking hip popping she has her way with her charisma and she
04:39just knows how to capture that audience right by the balls
04:43I didn't just study drag from drag race I studied drag from drag go go go go go okay
04:48girl you need to do your hard work and I did
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05:42It's hard to pinpoint when exactly what I was doing was drag,
05:47but I've always been a little cross-dresser
05:49ever since I was a little kid.
05:51I vogued out of my mom's pussy.
05:53Yes!
05:55Who the fuck is this bitch with a star on her pussy?
05:58Woo!
05:59Oh my god, this is like a trip and a half, babe.
06:01Paolo, what kind of drag do you do, love?
06:03Mmm, that's a great question.
06:05Quickly.
06:07Ooh.
06:08Like, I just look cute and do random stuff online.
06:11She's an internet sensation.
06:12Sure.
06:13Okay, okay.
06:14My social media following, honestly, who cares?
06:18I just want that number to get bigger.
06:20But I don't like to brag, because that's like cringe.
06:23Paris Lilleton follows me, but she follows me in 10,000 people.
06:26Am I special?
06:32Oh my god!
06:34Fuck off!
06:37Feeling horny, or is it just me?
06:41Oops.
06:42Hi, hey, hello.
06:43My name is PM, and I am Vancouver's horny,
06:47high-kicking drag alien.
06:49The thing that separates me from the other
06:51queer-do, weirdo, alien, weird, non-binary,
06:54or trans entertainers is that I can dance.
06:57I trained in ballet for 17 years.
07:01I would not want to go up against this one.
07:03Nope.
07:04I'm just an alien who's ventured from planet they, them
07:08to please you.
07:10Hey!
07:11Hey!
07:12Hey!
07:13Hey!
07:14Hey!
07:15All I hear is Hazel's graining voice in my ear.
07:19You want to know why I haven't been responding to your text?
07:21I wonder why.
07:22I wonder why.
07:24They are honestly one of my best friends from Vancouver,
07:26and it's been so hard keeping this secret from them.
07:29I am so excited for them, and then also
07:32to maybe send them home.
07:39We'll jump in Jesus.
07:40Scotia's finally in the building.
07:42My name is Maya Fox.
07:43I'm the East Coast Inuk diva.
07:45Inuk is the singular form of Inuit.
07:47We are the indigenous people of the Arctic.
07:49Brooklyn better watch out, because the real queen
07:51of the North is right here.
07:53I think a misconception about drag from the East Coast
07:55is that it's not up to the same quality
07:57as the rest of Canada.
07:59It absolutely is, and there's things
08:00that we do on the East Coast that these other queens
08:02couldn't even dream of.
08:04I don't think we've seen anybody like me,
08:06somebody who merges Inuit culture with the 90s, the 2000s,
08:10that has that dance experience that's also really funny,
08:12that conservative look.
08:14I'm a well-rounded queen, and I think
08:16I'm going to kill the challenges.
08:17Maya, where are you from?
08:18I'm from Halifax.
08:20Halifax, Nova Scotia!
08:21First of the year Halifax queen ever.
08:24No way!
08:25Are you serious?
08:26First one, six seasons in.
08:35What's shakin'?
08:37Hello, everybody, my name is Saltina Shaker.
08:39I'm 29 years old, and I'm from Ottawa, Ontario.
08:42Oh, wow!
08:44I didn't even know who that was.
08:46Saltina, TikTok queen has arrived.
08:50Iconic.
08:51They've got millions of followers,
08:53so clearly they're doing something right.
08:54I love being able to say I'm one of the most followed queens.
08:59But what I have on stake here is showing everybody
09:02what else there is.
09:03I'm the scariest pussycat doll you'll ever meet.
09:05You know, I'm the edgiest Victoria's Secret model.
09:08These two separate things that don't normally go together,
09:13mashing them up, it's Saltina.
09:16Oh, my God!
09:18Oh, my God!
09:19Oh, my God!
09:20Oh, my God!
09:21Oh, my God!
09:22Oh, my God!
09:23Oh, my God!
09:24Oh, my God!
09:25Oh, my God!
09:26Oh, my God!
09:27Saltina is here.
09:28I love her.
09:29I know she's a really good dancer,
09:31and she definitely has those sickening looks.
09:33How are you, dude?
09:34Good.
09:35I think she's going to be fierce competition.
09:37Are you a cigarette?
09:39Oh, my God!
09:40Oh, my God!
09:41Oh, my God!
09:42Oh, my God!
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Oh, my God!
09:45Oh, my God!
09:46Oh, my God!
09:47Oh, my God!
09:48Okay!
09:49Hello.
09:50I'm Samilandri.
09:51I'm 26 years old.
09:52I'm from Moncton, New Brunswick,
09:55and I'm just looking for a lighter.
09:58My drag aesthetic is, like, directly inspired
10:01by those gorgeous video hoes
10:04in the background of music videos in the 2000s.
10:07You know, the girls on the car in the bikini, like,
10:09uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
10:12This accent that you're hearing
10:14is not a Quebeco accent.
10:17This is an Acadian accent
10:19because la francophonie canadienne
10:22is much larger than le Québec.
10:25Bonjour!
10:30I know Sammy from back on the East Coast, okay?
10:32East Coast represents...
10:33East Coast, the maritimes are here, bitch!
10:35There we go.
10:36She is serving that bitch at the bingo hall
10:38that's got 14 dabbers up in her car.
10:40I live for Sammy and Andri.
10:42It's been so long.
10:43It's been so long.
10:44Oh, my God, I'm good and you?
10:46I'm good, I'm good.
10:47You're so soft, too.
10:48The TikTok girls gotta stick together, baby.
10:49The TikTok girls.
10:50I'm so happy to see her here.
10:53I'm thrilled that her kooky-ass drag
10:56gets to be represented here.
10:58It's what the people want.
10:59I'm very comfortable.
11:00I have the perfect view.
11:01It's chocolate.
11:02Hello, Canada.
11:03My name is Caramel, like the chocolate bar.
11:04I'm 25 years old and I'm from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
11:06Started drag in Ottawa, Ontario, but I currently live in Toronto.
11:07I would say my signature look is definitely something a little slutty, a little bit more on the edge.
11:24Probably like my drag mother, a bra and panty.
11:27My drag mother is Kimmy Couture from season three of Canada's Drag Race.
11:31Caramel is definitely known for performing.
11:33I grew up competitive dancing, so I have that really in my repertoire.
11:36You're gonna see dips.
11:37You're gonna see turns.
11:38You're gonna see me emoting, giving you everything you want.
11:42Oh my God, you look insane.
11:45Caramel, they are the creamiest of performers.
11:51They are somebody I do not want to go up against.
11:55Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:57Oh!
11:58Oh my God!
12:01Period.
12:02Oh shit!
12:03Bonjour, je m'appelle Velma Jones, I'm from Montreal, Québec, and I'm 39 years old.
12:14If you come to a Velma Jones show, you will be surprised, you will see drama, and you will laugh for sure.
12:23I'm also a drag king, and his name is Johnny Jones.
12:26So you have Velma, you have Johnny Jones, so all together, it comes with JJ.
12:33I wanted to bring a look that is close to me.
12:37Come on, Miss Tampon.
12:39Because my period are ruling my life a little bit, I think it's our superpower for people with uterus to live our life as usual and have so much pain in silence.
12:51I'm reclaiming the period, I'm making it gorgeous.
12:55Oh my God!
13:00I really like big costume camp.
13:04Will they take me seriously?
13:05I don't know, I don't know.
13:07I'm there with my big tampons and...
13:10So Velma, we're actually related.
13:12Yes!
13:13We are related.
13:14Wait, what?
13:15To Giselle.
13:16Giselle is my godmother and Giselle is her mother.
13:18Yeah, hell yeah.
13:19Oh, Giselle's her mother?
13:20Yeah!
13:21Velma did a drag race!
13:22You go.
13:23Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:25Hey.
13:26Hey.
13:27Hey.
13:28Season six bitches.
13:29Season fucking six.
13:30Yo, it's time to unpack!
13:32Whoo!
13:33Whoa!
13:34These hoes think they're Usain Bolt in the Olympics, okay?
13:40All these white women are running.
13:47We're good, we're good.
13:49Yo, dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it.
13:51Hi, how are you?
13:54Hello, Covers.
13:55Hi, baby.
13:55Oh, my God, am I a West Coast girly now?
13:57You are.
13:58Okay, I'm coming.
14:00Is the bus still running?
14:02I'm so excited that we're here together.
14:04This is a Femme Queen.
14:06Clock A, Femme Queen area.
14:09I just noticed the titties.
14:10Oh, bitch.
14:12They're new.
14:13Oh, this is it.
14:13They're new.
14:14Drama transform.
14:15Thank you, it's awesome.
14:18Do you guys mind if I clean the space?
14:21Ow.
14:26This is for good vibes.
14:28No, I love it.
14:30I need all the good vibes in the alcove.
14:32Like, if anyone had bad vibes, they're out of the alcove.
14:36It's like my little home in the workroom, right?
14:39I need good vibes at home.
14:41Always.
14:42Look into your third eye.
14:43Yeah.
14:43She gave me a little sound healing.
14:46Didn't work, but it was pretty cool.
14:48I think she cursed me, honestly, now that I think about it.
14:53What did you guys think about everyone's look, though?
14:55Okay, let's clock 10.
14:56Like, be honest.
14:57Don't lie.
14:58No shade.
14:59Saltina looks really good.
15:00Selma looks really good.
15:02Yeah.
15:02The end.
15:05No, just kidding.
15:05Wait, let's stop.
15:06My least favorite look was definitely Sammy's, because...
15:09That's her brand, though.
15:11Like, she doesn't look good in general.
15:13Like, girl, she needs to find a new brand.
15:15Like, in general, though.
15:16Like, not even in a mean way.
15:17Like, that's her shit.
15:18That's her shit.
15:19You two are, like, peas in a pod first day.
15:21I know, it's kind of weird.
15:22I've been obsessed with you for a very long time.
15:24Oh, shut up.
15:25I'm kind of obsessed with myself, as well.
15:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:29I love it.
15:30Shut up.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34Ken.
15:35Sheena already, then, hey, I'd hearst.
15:39Bonjour, racers.
15:42Let's get sickening.
15:44Yeah.
15:45For the next nine weeks, it's hoes before bros.
15:49Yeah.
15:49So strap on your heels and strike a pose.
15:53Now, to start this dawning of a new age,
15:58please report to the main stage.
16:00What?
16:01Shut up.
16:01Wait, what?
16:02Like, now.
16:05The main stage?
16:05The main stage.
16:07We have to go to the runway right now.
16:09Oh, girl, it's about to start.
16:11Oh, girl.
16:14The winner of Canada's drag race receives $100,000.
16:21With Tracy Melschor, Hollywood Jade, and Brooklyn Heights.
16:28With extra special guest judge, Paula Abdul.
16:39Seeing Brooklyn, seeing Tracy, the heart is jumping out the chest.
16:44The butthole is clenched.
16:46This is real.
16:48It's go time.
16:49Bonjour, hi, and welcome to season six of Canada's Drag Race.
16:52Yes!
16:55Condragulations on making it to the main stage.
16:58But the real fight starts now.
17:01Ooh.
17:02Because only one of you will be crowned Canada's next drag superstar
17:06and walk away with $100,000.
17:10Yes!
17:13Now, it will not be easy.
17:15At every turn, you will have to prove your charisma,
17:18uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
17:20or risk being sent home.
17:21And it will be cutthroat.
17:24But not quite yet.
17:27That's right.
17:29No one will be going home this week.
17:31Ah!
17:32Yay!
17:33Yay!
17:33No one is going home this week.
17:37We have a chance to just give what we want to give
17:41without any pressure.
17:42Girl, I am so angry.
17:44We have 12 queens,
17:46which is, like, a lot of people,
17:48and no one is going home.
17:51I need a quadruple elimination, okay?
17:53I need them to leave.
17:55You will want to bring your absolute best.
17:58Trust, there is still lots to compete for.
18:00The five queens who make the best first impression
18:03will earn valuable FaceTime with the judges.
18:06Ooh!
18:07Getting the judges' critiques this week
18:10would mean absolutely everything to me.
18:13If I know what the judges are looking for from me,
18:15I will be able to meet it and then level it up.
18:18In the end, we will announce one winner
18:21who will reap an extra special treat.
18:24They will share the stage with a legendary lip-sync assassin.
18:28Ooh!
18:28Ooh!
18:31Me!
18:32Shut up!
18:34No!
18:35Shut up!
18:36Oh, my God!
18:37Be back, be back, be back, be back, be back, be back, be back, be back, be back!
18:39Somebody gets to perform with Brooklyn Heights!
18:44Oh!
18:44That needs to be me!
18:46That needs to be me!
18:49She is one of the best, best lip-syncers ever.
18:52Wait a minute.
18:53Does that mean I can send her home?
18:54Who's judging?
18:55Tracy?
18:56Okay!
18:57That's right.
18:58The winner and I will burn the house down boots.
19:02Boots.
19:02To spill your first challenge, please welcome Hollywood Jade.
19:07Oh!
19:08Yeah!
19:17Cuckoo, bonsoir divas.
19:19To kick off this season, you all will introduce yourselves to the world in a gag-worthy music video.
19:29I was built for this first challenge, okay?
19:34I am a music video diva, so this is right up my alley.
19:38We are putting a fresh twist on an old classic.
19:42And personally for me, I'm not sorry, aboot it.
19:47Oh!
19:49We get to remix Not Sorry Aboot It from season one,
19:53and that is one of my favorite girl group songs
19:55ever on the show.
19:57To help you work it out on the remix,
19:59you'll start opposite Zestini's child herself,
20:03our reigning queen of the mother-puckin' world, Lemon!
20:11We're gonna make some lemonade.
20:16Well, shall we go for it?
20:18We are!
20:20Racers, start your engines,
20:23and may the best drag queen win!
20:27Yay!
20:29I've always wanted to do that.
20:36Oh, Canada!
20:39As you all know, Canadians are always saying,
20:41sorry.
20:42Sorry.
20:44But luckily, none of those Canadians are here today.
20:48Instead, we've got 12 unapologetic baddies
20:51who are here to remind us.
20:53Why be sorry, when you can be sorry, not sorry?
20:57And I'm not sorry about it.
20:59All rise, where I sold you a surprise.
21:01Look inside of these eyes, all the way to the thighs.
21:03These scars, I'ma love send.
21:04Thanks to up above, lucky lamp.
21:05I'ma rub, squeaky clean, rub it up.
21:07Need some salt, I'll shake it here.
21:09Storming waters, make it clear.
21:11Inner peace, have no fear.
21:13Don't know how, listen here.
21:15So you pop fast while I throw some ass.
21:17Put your pedal on the gas.
21:18All these trials, I'ma pass us.
21:19See my body move, and you think that this is flirting.
21:21Sorry, Buddha, brah.
21:22Honey, shh, honey's working.
21:23Listen to my name, it's Dardoll.
21:25I be breaking bitches' neck, so fragile.
21:27Walking through Toronto streets, hear the catcalls.
21:29Fat ass, big talent, watch me stand tall, uh.
21:31Dance in the starlight, I'm gonna shine bright.
21:40Oh, well, yes, got the girls on their feet.
21:42Half Filipino turning up the heat.
21:43Looking at your next winner, only Brooke knows.
21:45Mamoru, call me a star, yeah, Hancho.
21:48Fox on lock from the docks to the seaside.
21:50Mugs and fees, boys want to be mine.
21:52Can't clock what I got in the meantime.
21:54That bitch sure fits in my free time.
21:56Ta ta ta ta, I go off when the beat comes on.
22:00Miss Fox from Cape Breton.
22:01I'm queen to all these pawns, ow.
22:04MF, but I'm no motherfucker.
22:06Can't dress, put her under the covers.
22:08In Ziggy, bitch, titty, Sid.
22:10It just is what it is, sucka.
22:12666, little devil with a list.
22:14Pretty pale face, that's just so crisp.
22:16Talent on amp, style so vamp.
22:18Zoom in, get close, stamp.
22:20Batwing, Lana, I'm a designer.
22:22Check my credits, I'll read you like Reddit.
22:24Coming for the crown, it's a coop.
22:26Ain't no one like me no doob.
22:27Oop, I'm a surrealist, I am the realist.
22:30Always on guest list.
22:31Style so impressive, showgirl, rockstar, never been a saint.
22:34Now up my rate.
22:36Sorry, I'm not sorry.
22:38Sorry, I'm not so happy.
22:42Sorry, you won't make me apologize.
22:47You won't make me apologize.
22:52And I'm not sorry about it.
22:55I'm Velma, the unique.
22:57Making already drag, her story dramatic.
23:01The drag orchestra.
23:03But Velma, I'm confused.
23:05Don't you sometimes wear Johnny's shoes?
23:07No limit to my creativity.
23:09I'm celebrating both royalty.
23:11Queen and king fluidity.
23:13Part by six-year-old, come ferie, Velma.
23:16Fais-moi.
23:17The drag orchestra.
23:19Come for the sex and stay for the heart.
23:21The packaging's hot, but the purpose is art.
23:23We attract what we want, we attract what we are.
23:25Y'all attracted to me?
23:26I'm already a star.
23:27Dominating, captivating, liberating, advocating,
23:29educating, navigating, motivating, penetrating.
23:30Yeah, I said it, lights, hits, silhouette, lethal, eyes lock, energy, regal.
23:37No mold, no limit, no script, no shame.
23:39Legends are built when they whisper your name.
23:41Hey, so.
23:43Legs, lace, ethereal, beauty, chest, shave, remodel, pussy, hell.
23:52Staring keeps you entertained, trolling's my favorite game.
23:56Lensin' me on video, yapping, ditching, yes, I saw.
24:00Z-cups at the coffee shop, you love when Paolo's titties pop in.
24:04The universe wants me to win, and that's because I am the universe.
24:06The universe wants me to hitch.
24:08Bajian baddies, stepping in the workroom, turn my way here.
24:11Let these girls come and get some.
24:12Three years in the making, got everybody shaking.
24:14Halifax, Ottawa, Toronto for the taking.
24:16The Milky Way, got your lining up the taste.
24:18The caramel secret, don't let it go to waste.
24:22Oh.
24:24I'ma show them what it takes to be a winner.
24:26Win no longer a beginner.
24:28In the world, get ready for the snack inside.
24:30This mountain diva's here to paint the sound black.
24:33Sorry, I'm not sorry.
24:39Sorry, I'm not so sorry.
24:43Sorry, you won't make me apologize.
24:48And I'm not sorry about it.
24:50Well, you know I still ain't sorry, they all call me unapologetic.
24:52I'm making bitches panic, God I'm calling up the medic.
24:54Pretty blessed, I be thanking my genetics.
24:56Rhinestone down, won a crown, just didn't match with my aesthetic.
24:58Hold up, wait, let me give these bitches some advice.
25:00Remind them that I won, even when I lost twice.
25:02Be cool, be you, be nice.
25:04And this is Canada, so bitch, bring your ice.
25:06New edition of the competition, this is season six.
25:08On a mission, no magician, but she knows she doing tricks.
25:10New positions, send them all into submission, make them sick.
25:12And if they bring the track back, put me on the map.
25:14And hot and famous, you smell like anus.
25:18From the maritime to the big time.
25:20Check out my rhyme and my tight behind.
25:22Cigarettes, mom, celebrity.
25:26Your for you page is obsessed with me.
25:30Basic bitches think I'm trash.
25:33Cool girls know, I'm trash chic.
25:35Representing la caddie.
25:37Fais du brie pour sa milanderie.
25:39Crossing the border like I just don't care.
25:41Get ready for me, bitch, cause you're about to stare.
25:43Your ring leader's here to keep y'all in check.
25:45Don't get in my way or I stomp y'all's neck.
25:47La reina latina ha llegado, ya puede empezar derretado.
25:51Y no dudes de esta maldita gordita,
25:53porque asà como a la vez puede cambiar tu vida.
25:55Don't speak Spanish, don't fret.
25:57Let me teach you something so you don't forget.
25:59Vamos Dulce, échale ganas.
26:01Con el trofeo y nos vemos en la casa.
26:04Hi, hey, hello, it's me PM.
26:06Not your average mask or femme.
26:08Just two letters like afternoon or private message.
26:11Send your news.
26:12Five, six, seven, and eight.
26:14This they, them, the C's gonna be great.
26:16Pink and chewy, bubble gum.
26:18White and creamy, that's called uh.
26:20I'm a monster, be a nasty girl.
26:22Or a dancer, you can watch me twirl.
26:24I can kick, of course I'll split.
26:26And if you're lucky, you can sit on my...
26:28Small town diva rose against the odds.
26:30And was blessed by the melanated estrogen gods.
26:32Like jerking the pie, she's spicy with a kick-body gal.
26:35Hot gal, now yeah, girl came legit.
26:36As a child it was tough and she didn't have a voice.
26:38But she's grown and she's home, so ready to make some noise.
26:41Black beauty on the track and she go shake ya.
26:43F that, but you can't get a taste.
26:44Ha auntie at the race and she gonna make you lick.
26:46Get them hundred dollar bills cause you know you're gonna tip.
26:48Don't scrunch up your face cause you're mad under shit.
26:50Hashtag I'm not sorry about it.
26:54Sorry, I'm not sorry.
26:58I'm sorry, I'm not so heart-free.
27:02Sorry, it won't make me apologize.
27:08And I'm not sorry about it.
27:12No, I'm kidding, I'm not sorry at all.
27:30I'm not sorry at all.
27:38Coo-coop on floor!
27:40What's up everybody?
27:43Yo, that was crazy.
27:45What was that?
27:47We just finished the music video and can finally get out of drag.
27:50Although no one's going home, there will be a top five.
27:54And I think we're all still just as hungry.
27:56This is where you really want to stand out.
27:58Put your name on the map and let bitches know that like you're here to win it.
28:03It was honestly really fierce boots.
28:05The diva house down.
28:06Mama, I ate that.
28:07I need to get this top spot this week because I really need to show the other girls that I am not to be played with.
28:14What can you?
28:15Coo-coop on twerk?
28:16Can you coo-coop on twerk?
28:17Wait, wait.
28:18Who's that six months?
28:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:20Girl.
28:24Oh my God, look at you out of drag, Eva!
28:27Aw, look at her.
28:28Okay!
28:29Okay!
28:30You guys are so funny.
28:31Okay!
28:32I did not even recognize your ass.
28:33A model for real, bitch.
28:35They're gonna make me blush.
28:38Paula that body.
28:40Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bitch.
28:42Oh my God.
28:43Hey.
28:44How are you sexy?
28:45You know, I'm like...
28:46All day I kept staring at you because I was like, oh, you're so pretty.
28:49Oh, bitch.
28:50I'm like, I don't know, I really fuck with you.
28:52Gorgeous though.
28:53That's...
28:54Gorgeous girls.
28:55It's up with gorgeous girls.
28:56That's weird.
28:57I believe my verse is gonna get me in the top because it wasn't like your OG drag queen song.
29:01I used different voices.
29:02It was very me.
29:03I don't know.
29:04It was unique.
29:05Unique?
29:06How do you guys think you guys did?
29:08Um...
29:11I think, um...
29:12Oh, interesting pauses.
29:13Okay.
29:14I blacked out during the performance part.
29:18I don't remember it and I view that as a failure.
29:23I just need to get the fuck out of my head.
29:26It's this brain prison.
29:29It's all mushy.
29:30I need to leave it.
29:36It's a new day in the workroom.
29:39We have shown off our entrance look.
29:42We have performed in a dance video.
29:44And now it is time for the runway.
29:46This is the first frickin' runway of the season, bitch.
29:50Category is More Is More.
30:01Hi, queens.
30:03Oh, my God.
30:04Oh, my God.
30:11Oh, my God.
30:12What?
30:13Oh, my God.
30:14I saw this five foot two girl walk in.
30:15I thought, is that Perla?
30:16No, it's Paula Abdul.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:20Paula, I look so crazy right now, but...
30:22It's okay.
30:23You're so crazy.
30:24It's good.
30:25I lied.
30:26I love you.
30:27It's Paula Abdul.
30:28Wow.
30:29Oh, my God.
30:30She is honestly such a huge inspiration to me
30:35because not only is she such an amazing singer and performer,
30:39she is a dancer and a choreographer.
30:42Wow.
30:43Back to Paula.
30:44You look good.
30:49Paula Abdul is here, my, like, childhood icon.
30:53I am thrilled to be here, honestly.
30:55When I was asked, I literally jumped out of my skin.
30:59Oh.
31:00I'm so excited.
31:01How's everything going?
31:02Crazy.
31:03Crazy.
31:04Better now.
31:05Better now.
31:06A fever dream.
31:07Crazy is good.
31:08Unpredictable is even better.
31:10Do you guys have any questions, first and foremost?
31:12I do, yes.
31:13How do you do what you do?
31:14The way that I can turn it on is if I know my shit inside out,
31:19backwards, forward, side, side, upside down.
31:22Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse.
31:24It's the hard part.
31:25There's no secret to that.
31:26My idol was Gene Kelly from the MGM musicals.
31:30And when I was four years old, I saw Singing in the Rain.
31:33And I walked up to the TV set and I said,
31:35I'm going to do that when I get older.
31:36Oh, my God.
31:37And the last two years of his life, we became friends.
31:41And I asked him the same exact question that you're asking me.
31:45And he said, it's really simple.
31:47Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
31:49Clock, yeah.
31:50And it's the truth.
31:51But while you're doing that, remember, you just have to have fun.
31:55Don't have any attachment to the outcome.
31:57Leave it all on the stage.
32:00And remember that winning this competition, like any success,
32:03it's phenomenal.
32:04But it really is just the side effect to all the hard work, dedication,
32:08and determination that you learn throughout your course of time on this show.
32:12You know, believing in yourself is half the battle.
32:15It really is.
32:16You got to believe in yourself like you believe in Santa Claus.
32:19Oh, my God.
32:20What a great experience.
32:21She's so generous.
32:23She gave us so much good advice.
32:25Smile, have fun.
32:26I love you all so much.
32:28I cannot wait.
32:29I'm so thrilled to be here.
32:30Just know that.
32:31Love you.
32:32Love you.
32:33I love you.
32:34I can't wait.
32:35You ever get a backup dancer?
32:36I love you.
32:37You're a girl.
32:38I am a young girl.
32:39I'm not auditioning.
32:40I'mma tell you.
32:41I'mma tell you.
32:42I'mma tell you.
32:43Actually, no, I'm not even going to tell you.
32:44I'mma show you.
32:45I show you, Ms. Paula.
32:46Partying is such a sweet sorrow.
32:48I have to say goodbye for now.
32:51I love you, Paula.
32:52I love you.
32:53I love you.
32:54I love you.
32:55I love you.
32:56I love you.
32:57I love you.
32:58Fall up.
32:59Fall up.
33:00Fall up.
33:01Oh, God!
33:29And one.
33:29Woo!
33:30Everybody, that's my drag walk.
33:35Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race.
33:38She's a danger on the dance floor.
33:41It's Tracy Malshore.
33:42Tracy, are you ready to blow us away?
33:45Brooke, the only thing I'm blowing is kisses in the wind.
33:49That's not what I heard.
33:50Oh, fair.
33:52And he's the opposite I want to attract.
33:54It's Hollywood Jade.
33:56Hollywood, are you going to love me forever?
33:58Straight up.
34:00And she's forever our girl.
34:03It's Grammy and Emmy Award winning legend, Paula Abdul.
34:08Hey, Brooke.
34:09Hey, Paula.
34:10I hear you're interested in becoming a Canadian citizen.
34:13Yes, I am.
34:14So would that make you a Paula Abdul citizen?
34:19This week, our queens felt their fantasy.
34:22And not sorry about it.
34:23Lemon's version.
34:25And tonight, they will make their main stage debut.
34:28Racers, start your engines.
34:30And may the best drag queen win.
34:35Category is More is More.
34:39First up, Velma Jones.
34:41This look is the evolution of my entrance look.
34:46A tampon being soaked and the blue color that we see in commercial.
34:51Condragulations.
34:52You're the winner of this week's maxi pad.
34:54There is ruffles, ruffles, ruffles and more ruffles.
34:58I'm running into the field, feel light and soft.
35:02Oh, she menstruate with this.
35:04Period.
35:06Caramel.
35:07The fantasy is, you just won the golden chocolate bar.
35:10I am walking down the runway dripping in gold.
35:13I am wrapped in the golden chocolate wrapper.
35:16And I am the chocolate inside.
35:18The caramel.
35:19Caramel-y nutmeg ganache.
35:22You get a golden chocolate.
35:23You get a golden chocolate.
35:24You get a golden chocolate, baby girl.
35:26Golden goddess.
35:27Golden goddess.
35:28Golden finger.
35:31Saltina Shaker.
35:33I am serving high priestess dragon excellence.
35:37I just left my volcano kingdom.
35:40I'm gliding down the lava.
35:42I'm looking at the judges and they know that I'm powerful.
35:45They know that I'm the queen of the dragoons.
35:50Paula, would you say she's a cold-hearted snake?
35:52I think she's a cold-hearted reptilian.
35:54Hazel.
35:58Woo!
35:59Bitch, I am like the queen of Narnia over here.
36:02The ice queen, but nice.
36:04This is me.
36:05This is what Hazel's full crystallized form is.
36:09And also, can we talk about the hair?
36:11I am a tall bitch.
36:12I'm 6'2", out of drag, in drag, 6'5".
36:15And the hair goes down to this booty hole.
36:18You show, girl.
36:21Star doll.
36:22Take a deep dive to the bottom of the sea in Boracay, Philippines.
36:27You thought Rose's necklace was the heart of the ocean?
36:30I am the heart of the ocean.
36:31Take a deep dive in my ocean because I am feeling extra wet.
36:36I am serving skinny in the waist, gorgeous in the face.
36:39I was going to say fat in the face.
36:42Fat ass, not fat face, girl.
36:44Yes, baby got back, stroke.
36:46Broke, Sammy Landry.
36:50I took more is more very literally because, bitch, there's a little bit of everything on this dress.
36:55You know when you lose your socks on the dryer?
36:58Well, bitch, I've been collecting them one by one and I've been making this dress.
37:02I can see her dirty Landry.
37:05Oh.
37:05It's something that's glamorous but off, big, but it's also a little strange.
37:11Remember Weird Barbie?
37:13Uh-huh.
37:13She's a whore now.
37:14Oh.
37:16Maya Fox.
37:17I am wearing a head-to-toe puffer jacket gown.
37:22We are giving a 90s dream.
37:24It is Missy.
37:25It is TLC meets The Matrix.
37:27I've got an eight-foot train on this shit, okay?
37:30When we're saying more is more, this is more is more.
37:33Is that parka posy?
37:35She is looking chic, she is looking edgy, and she's giving you everything.
37:39That's Vinyl Richie's gay brother, Vinyl Richie.
37:43That was for you, Paula.
37:45PM.
37:46I am ready for these judges to get their insect repellent ready because I am going to be bugging the shit out of them today.
37:54I am serving a fun Praying Mantis fantasy, giving them shiny, sparkly, sleek.
38:01I'm going to leave them not asking for any more.
38:06A Praying Mantis normally lops the heads off of lovers and sucks their blood.
38:11And I love to suck, and I love good heads, so why not?
38:16Ebony LaBelle.
38:18Bitch, Ebony tonight on the runway.
38:20She is giving black, b-b-b-backback beauty.
38:23I am motherfucking stomping.
38:26Boom, boom, boom, boom.
38:28Are those my heels?
38:29Or is that that ass clapping?
38:31I don't know.
38:32Girl, I'm so good at eating the runway.
38:35Bitch, ain't no fantasy.
38:36It's all real up in here.
38:38This is all my own ass, all my own waist, all my own taste.
38:44Do-rag to riches.
38:46Paolo Perfeccion.
38:48I am wearing my version of a biblically accurate angel.
38:52I'm giving you good vibes, you know?
38:54Like, if you were to run into me in the street and you were drunk, I just know you would think you saw an angel.
39:00The universe wants me to win because I am the universe.
39:02The universe is me.
39:03The universe wants me to win because I am the universe.
39:04The universe is me.
39:05I want to show the judges that I am a stunning creature, that I've got legs right up to my ears.
39:13Okay.
39:15Dulce.
39:16I'm wearing a look that is so important to me because it is inspired by the Mexican icon herself, La Virgen de Guadalupe.
39:23It is a very big part of Mexican culture and she overlooks all Mexicans and especially our immigrant brothers and sisters.
39:30Conclave, conslave.
39:31I am imagining I am walking through my Mexican village and seeing all my brothers and sisters and saying, hola, chicas.
39:39And they're just glacing over my elegancy.
39:42Van Gogh.
39:43I'm coming out on the stage giving you rich, opulent, drag, ostrich feathers and then boom, I'm an ear.
39:52I am channeling Van Gogh's missing ear with a little bit of a punk, gothic twist.
39:57I bet she's a great listener.
39:59I am a punk ear.
40:01I am that ear that went down to the mall and got all those piercings, baby.
40:06I got everything.
40:07I am giving you classic Van Gogh, punk, camp and kent.
40:12She's queer.
40:14She's ear.
40:15Get used to her.
40:16Ears grow bigger when you get older, just one in a sec.
40:18Welcome, queens.
40:22You all look absolutely fantastic.
40:26Now, based on your entrance looks, your performance in the music video and your runway presentations, we have made some decisions.
40:34When I call your name, please step forward.
40:39Velma Jones.
40:41Saltina Shaker.
40:44Ebony LaBelle.
40:47Van Gogh.
40:50P.M.
40:51The five of you represent the tops of the week.
40:59Hello, Debra.
41:02Yeah.
41:04If I did not call your name, you may leave the stage.
41:07Bravo, queens.
41:10Bravo.
41:10Amazing.
41:11Lovely meeting you.
41:12Oh, you're tremendous.
41:14Tremendous talent.
41:17It's now time for the judges' critiques.
41:20First up, Velma Jones.
41:22What's up?
41:23Your looks were so good this week.
41:26They gave me cramps.
41:27Your entrance look.
41:29I always thought that the tampon was a bit of an indoor cat accessory.
41:34And you made me realize that she's been an outdoor kitty all along.
41:37I love the way you came into the workroom and really put a period on it.
41:42The uniqueness in the way you presented your verse.
41:46You did something that nobody else did vocally, which was fantastic.
41:50The point where you, like, asked yourself a question in the song.
41:53I was like, that's brilliant, because now I want to know the answer.
41:57The drag orchestra is here.
42:00I love that line in your music video because you truly do do it all.
42:05You do female drag, you do male drag, and it felt like such a tease of what we have in store for us.
42:10I don't know if I just watched a music video or survived the natural disaster of charisma and choreography put together in the most endearing way.
42:20I gotta be honest, I love the concept of this look tonight.
42:24I find that this outfit is wearing you instead of you wearing the outfit.
42:28I would also love to see that beautiful makeup a little bit more.
42:31But you were so strong in the other two aspects of the challenge this week that you deserve to be up here.
42:38Next up, Saltina Shaker.
42:39Your entrance look was phenomenal.
42:42Mixing rock star with, you know, old school Versace and your confidence around it.
42:49Now this look is just fabulous.
42:51I really, really, really enjoyed your music video and how you brought not just the space to life, but your lyrics and your performance.
42:59I loved your verse.
43:01Shh, mommy's working.
43:02I'm stealing that.
43:04From the moment you walked in to your music video to this incredible look tonight, you have shown up and shown out.
43:11It's been nothing but rock star energy from you.
43:14Saltina, my dear, you came out and it was beyond any expectation I could ever have for a cold-hearted snake.
43:21You were literally a boa constrictor, and I would love to have you wrapped around me anytime.
43:27I'm just so grateful.
43:28When you walked into the workroom earlier, that was the kick that I needed to get out of my fucking head.
43:35I love that.
43:36I'll kick anyone's ass anytime you want.
43:38You can call me up on the phone throughout the season, and I'll kick it through the phone.
43:43Next up, PM.
43:44Hi.
43:45From your entrance look to your music video to this runway, PM stands for please more for me.
43:53And your presentations, I just never know what to expect.
43:56Was the stumble intentional?
43:59Yeah.
44:01Correct answer.
44:03It was all part of the act.
44:06I love being led into your world.
44:08It was really, really cool and a slightly terrifying experience.
44:11Now, a note I have for you tonight.
44:13The runway was more is more.
44:15I want the cones bigger.
44:16I want the hat bigger.
44:17I want the spikes bigger.
44:19I want the shoulders bigger.
44:20In the music video, I wrote, that's the way to introduce yourself.
44:25Your lyrics were insightful.
44:28They gave me context into who you were.
44:31And you twirled.
44:33From one dancer to another, you could see the lines.
44:35You could see the kicks.
44:36They were wonderful.
44:37You're what I call a complete package and not the one that you're thinking of.
44:42Yes.
44:42The one I'm thinking of.
44:43Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
44:46Yeah, FaceTime.
44:49I love your ability to take up space.
44:52You really just filled the room up when you walked into the workroom.
44:57And you had some sauce on it.
44:58I also think you're fucking beautiful.
45:01Ah!
45:02I love the Pink Friday of your entrance look.
45:04I loved your celebration of the trans flag in a whole new way.
45:08This runway look, I think this would have been served a lot better if that do-rag had been from here to the back wall.
45:15Ooh.
45:15You know, more is more is more is more.
45:17So don't be afraid to push it.
45:19You're so beautiful.
45:19I don't want to see you relying just on the beauty.
45:22Ebony LaBelle.
45:24Like Patti LaBelle?
45:25Mm-hmm.
45:26Mm-hmm.
45:26Got it.
45:27You said, like jerking out a pot she's spicy with a kick.
45:31Bad gal, ad gal, Niagara queen lit.
45:34Come on.
45:35Bars.
45:36Mm-hmm.
45:36It was current, and it was cultural.
45:40In your music video, I couldn't keep my eyes off of you.
45:43In fact, I forgot to blink.
45:45You know, you did say to me in the workroom, I'm just going to show you, Paula.
45:50And you did.
45:51Brother.
45:53Next up, Van Gogh.
45:54I'm all ears.
45:57The way you came out in the video, it was like you came to play.
46:02You said 666 Little Devil with a List.
46:06Pretty Pale Face, S-Is-So, Chris.
46:09Who starts a song like that?
46:11Your music video.
46:12Yeah, you had my favorite line of the night.
46:14Now up my rate, bitch.
46:15Because that's what it's all about.
46:17I'm telling you, you were cold-hearted.
46:19You were forever my girl.
46:21You gave me extreme vibology.
46:23It's like you performed the entire Paula Abdul Essential playlist.
46:27You've shown us exactly who you are.
46:30It's been such a beautiful, curated experience.
46:34Your entrance look was gorgeous.
46:36I was like, oh, I see.
46:38I see the sunflowers.
46:39I see the surrealism of it all.
46:41And then this ear, but this Van Gogh ear.
46:44How did you stumble upon Van Gogh as your inspiration for Van Gogh?
46:48It's a really stupid story.
46:50We're all ears.
46:51Yeah, we're all ears.
46:53I put a safety pin in my ear once, and my friend asked me if I sterilized it, and I said no.
46:58And then she was like, you're going to lose your ear.
46:59And I was like, well, baby, call me the Van Gogh of drag.
47:01And I was like, wait, Van Gogh, Van Gogh, that's kind of genius.
47:04I am obsessed with your outfit.
47:06So clever, so original.
47:08And I love that it's something that's personal to you.
47:11Just one thing.
47:12I'm going to need you to stop standing like a sailor in it.
47:15It was very manly.
47:17You know, I used to be a rugby player.
47:18I believe it.
47:20Give me a bevel.
47:22What's a bevel?
47:23A bevel?
47:24Attach the heel in.
47:26Heel in.
47:26Other way.
47:27Other way.
47:28Yes!
47:29Oh, my God.
47:30Yeah!
47:31When you're in bevel, turn the heel out and attach it to your ankle.
47:36Okay?
47:36Oh, yeah.
47:38You had almost.
47:40There you go, honey.
47:41Personal bevel lessons with Paula Abdul.
47:43This is insane.
47:44Me too, me too.
47:45I want a bevel too.
47:47Fix everyone.
47:48Bevel?
47:48Do whatever you want to me, baby.
47:51Turn it in.
47:52Knee in.
47:53Feel to attach to the ankle bone of your right.
47:55Mm.
47:56Uh-huh.
47:57I can't see, but I trust.
48:00Yeah.
48:01That bevel makes you look taller.
48:03It gives you that strength to suck your gut in and pinch your tush as if you're holding
48:09a nickel in there.
48:10Thank you, Paula.
48:11Thank you, thank you, thank you.
48:13Thank you, queens.
48:14You may leave the stage.
48:15This is the gotta step your pussy up group.
48:22Hazel, I'm a little gagged that you're not there because this look is insane.
48:25The category is more is more, and bitch, I'm the only one that is giving more is more.
48:31I thought I was going to be in the top.
48:32My verse, I thought I ate that too, but you know what?
48:35They may have not loved my entrance, and that's fine.
48:37It could have been a basic bitch moment, but you know what?
48:40I fucking love that jacket, bitch, so whatever.
48:44Oh, my God.
48:45There you go, ladies and gentlemen.
48:48Girl, let's get Van Tuck started.
48:52Sisters are in our seats.
48:53Yeah, I'm sorry.
48:54This is the top five couch.
48:56Wow.
48:56Don't get used to it, bitch.
48:58They're sitting on my damn couch.
49:00Get off, bitch.
49:00Winner's couch.
49:02Boot, boot, skadoot, doo.
49:03How fucking rude.
49:05How fucking rude, babe.
49:07Bitch, how was it being on stage?
49:10Paula was crazy.
49:11Like, she gave us so much good advices and, like, tips, and a person's so generous.
49:18P, how'd it go?
49:19They liked me.
49:21Oh, yeah.
49:23I'm really used to, in Vancouver, Hazel can attest at being laughed at.
49:27So, for them to, like, laugh with me and get it was very validating.
49:33To be here to get my flowers.
49:35And, bitch, I really wanted my flowers.
49:36I really did.
49:37And to be able to stand with you all and stand above some of you all low-key, no shade.
49:44It's making me feel really good, and not in a shady way.
49:49Not in a shady way.
49:50Girls, I'm sorry, y'all.
49:53I have a little bit of a shady question.
49:55Ask it.
49:57Do any of the other girls think someone maybe didn't deserve to be in the top five?
50:01And who they would replace them with?
50:03Yeah, let's hear it.
50:05Well, should we spill, girls?
50:06Y'all better spill.
50:08You.
50:09Go out about me.
50:10Thought you're a bitch.
50:11Yeah, next.
50:12Yeah, I think pretty much everyone said you, and then some people also said PM.
50:17Yeah.
50:18Wait, who called me a bitch?
50:19Did I say a bitch?
50:20Who called Van Gogh a bitch?
50:21I made that up.
50:23I love you, sister!
50:24I was like, I don't think no one called anyone a bitch just yet.
50:28We did explore the history, because y'all, yeah, we did understand why y'all don't like each other now.
50:32I'm just saying, because I always say bestie and joke like that, and when we were talking about that, they were saying, like, if there was an actual beef, like, between us or something happened, and I was like, no, not really.
50:41I just don't think me and you necessarily vibe sometimes.
50:44I think that's what I would say.
50:45Yeah, I think it's on your end, though.
50:47I don't think so, though, because I think even before I can remember several occasions, and I can name some if you want, where you just said some unnecessary comments to me.
50:54I remember me and you were both getting ready backstage one time, and unprompted to, unasked, and everywhere.
51:00You might not remember it, but I do.
51:01You turned around and looked at me, and you said, when you joined, I had no idea why.
51:05Like, you were not at our level, and, I mean, you're here now, and you're getting a bit better.
51:09And you sit there and laugh, but I don't think that's funny.
51:11Like, I didn't ask.
51:12It was unprompted.
51:13No, I just literally don't remember saying that at all.
51:14There you go.
51:15Maybe because you do it so often.
51:16Let's be real, Canada.
51:17I probably did say it.
51:19Like, I can imagine myself saying it.
51:22I still feel that way.
51:23I entirely do not think that I'll say that on my level.
51:26I mean, and evidently, the judges don't either.
51:28You said I do it all often, but, like, we don't really talk that much.
51:31If you don't remember it, that's fine.
51:32That's my experience.
51:33I just find that to be a little bit rude.
51:35I feel like if she's telling you, like, that you hurt her feeling, and you're like,
51:38Well, no, I was laughing because I don't remember saying that, and I've literally known you for four years.
51:43You had ample opportunity to bring anything and stuff now, but you're kind of picking a moment, and you're trying to have your moment, which I live.
51:49I love.
51:50Good for you, sister.
51:51I just don't think we'll ever get along, and that's totally fine.
51:53What's the point of me going into a dressing room and being like, Hey, man, I just need you to know that I think me and you don't get...
51:57Like, what's the point?
51:58Like you said, we're never going to get along.
52:00We're not going to be best friends.
52:01Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
52:03You don't talk shit behind my back?
52:04No, I don't talk about you.
52:05I don't think about you.
52:06Girl, literally people have told me you have.
52:09We're not here for each other's validation, just the judges.
52:12Obviously, the judges were impressed by her.
52:14Based on everybody's looks, who do you think would have been in a little bit of trouble this week?
52:20Well, why don't you go first?
52:21Maybe uno, reverse out.
52:23I feel like maybe Paolo.
52:26I would say Paolo as well.
52:28I think you look stunning, but could have done a little bit more with it.
52:31Fair.
52:32I would have to say Dulce.
52:34I love the concept, but I just think this is more is more.
52:37It's your best drag, but go to the extra mile.
52:40Okay.
52:40I'll also have to say Dulce, because I think I understand Paolo a little bit more from the verse.
52:47And I think that this for Paolo is more is more.
52:50I would have to say Paolo as well.
52:52But, but I want to give you your flowers because I see exactly who you are.
52:58It's just that I think it's a misread of the category itself.
53:02Because it is a sickening look.
53:05It really is.
53:06I feel Paolo.
53:08I feel her pain.
53:10Well, also, how do you feel?
53:11Like, majority of the people said both of you, too.
53:17Luki, I don't care.
53:19Luki!
53:19Yeah!
53:21There you go, bitch!
53:25Welcome back.
53:28The five of you set the gold standard this week.
53:31But one of you went double platinum.
53:39Van Gogh.
53:42Congratulations.
53:42You are the winner of this week's challenge.
53:48Holy fuck.
53:49You have won $5,000 cash.
53:52Vance cash?
53:54Courtesy of our friends at Cedars Campground.
53:58Thank you, Cedars.
54:00I just won the first challenge of season six in front of Paolo Abdul.
54:06What?
54:06The rest of you, great work.
54:10You may move to the back of the stage.
54:12Come on, thighs.
54:13Come on, ass.
54:14Let me see that ass.
54:15Ooh!
54:17Yeah.
54:18I love it.
54:22Two queens stand before us.
54:27Oh, shoot.
54:27That's my cue.
54:29Paolo, do you mind?
54:29Do you have this?
54:30I've got it.
54:31You got it?
54:32You're such a good daughter.
54:33Thank you, Mommy.
54:34Oh, whack.
54:36Whack.
54:36Whack.
54:37Very better.
54:38Ooh.
54:39Congratulations.
54:40Thank you so fucking much.
54:43Two queens stand before us.
54:46Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance to Cold Hearted by me.
54:57The time has come for you to lip sync just for fun.
55:03Oh, thank God.
55:08Good luck.
55:10Oh, and straight up, don't fuck it up.
55:12Oh, and straight up, don't fuck it up.
55:21He's the cold-hearted snake.
55:22Look into his eyes.
55:25Oh, oh.
55:26He's been telling lies.
55:28He's a lover, boy, a play.
55:30He don't play by rules.
55:32Oh, oh.
55:33Oh, oh.
55:34Girl, don't play the fool now.
55:36You're the one giving up the love
55:38Anytime he needs it
55:40But you turn your back and then
55:42He's off and running with the crowd
55:44You're the one to sacrifice
55:46Anything to please him
55:48Do you really think he thinks about you
55:51When he's out?
55:52He's a cold-hearted snake
55:54Look into his eyes
55:56Uh-oh
55:57He's been telling lies
55:59He's a lover for your play
56:01He don't play by rules
56:03Uh-oh
56:04Girl, don't play the fool now
56:08Pop him out of me
56:08And he can tell you
56:09You are always, always number, number one
56:11Without a doubt
56:11When he, when he, he is always
56:13Screaming like a little slug
56:14Under every real life
56:15He's been working on the, on the level
56:17He's been only, only playing on the club
56:19All the while
56:19Take a dick, another, another
56:20Look into his eyes
56:21And you will only stop a reptile
56:23You could find some water better girl
56:27You could only make her cry
56:31You deserve some water better girl
56:35Gotta tell ya
56:37He's good cold as ice
56:39Ice
56:39I'm cold, cold, cold, cold
56:42He's cold as ice
56:48I'm cold, cold as ice
56:52I'm cold, cold, cold
56:53Stay away from him, girl
56:55Cold, cold, cold, cold
56:56Cold, cold heart
56:57Ooh-ah-ah
56:58Cold, cold, cold, cold
57:00Cold, cold heart
57:00Snake
57:02Cold, cold, cold, cold
57:04Cold
57:05Cold, cold, cold
57:07Cold, cold, cold
57:08Snake
57:09He's a cold-hearted snake
57:12Look into his eyes
57:14Uh-oh
57:16He's been telling lies
57:18He's a lover for your playing
57:20He don't play by rules
57:22Oh, oh, oh, girl, don't play the fool.
57:26Oh!
57:27Oh!
57:28Oh!
57:28Yes!
57:29Yes!
57:30Yes!
57:31Yes!
57:32Yes!
57:33Yes!
57:34Yes!
57:35Yes!
57:36Yes!
57:37Yes!
57:38Hey, I got two words.
57:40Phu-nominal.
57:41That was so much fun.
57:45Van Gogh, Brooklyn Heights.
57:48Shantae, you both stay.
57:50Yeah, it's fine.
57:51It's fine.
57:52Mwah!
57:53Mwah!
57:54Wear nails next time.
57:55Oh!
57:56Oh!
57:57Oh!
57:58Nothing gets past auntie breath.
58:00Nothing.
58:01Congratulations, queens.
58:03You live to slay another day.
58:06Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:09So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:14Sears!
58:16Now let the music play!
58:18You win!
58:20Lipstick painted on.
58:22You wear it well.
58:23Use your suits, you.
58:25Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:26Work it for me.
58:28Work it for me, me.
58:30You wear it.
58:31You wear it.
58:32You wear it well.
58:33You wear it well.
58:34You wear it well.
58:36You wear it well.
58:37You wear it well.
58:38Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:40Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
58:42Girl, what?
58:43She'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise line.
58:47Welcome aboard!
58:48The Blue's Drag Race!
58:50I did the storyboard.
58:53It's like all of my ideas.
58:55I think Carlson is seeing us a little bit messy.
59:00Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
59:03Oh, okay.
59:04Hold on, wait a second.
59:05I can't wait to see how this turns out.
59:33Do a new character, goes the new character plus he wants to andere and choose the medications,
59:49but it's too so impressive and easy to pronounce all of it, so that folks are interested in producing money on these guys.
59:56I have got 2 moves from 2006 to 2006 to agency.
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