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00:00I'm Rosanoff, right?
00:01He's hot.
00:02We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:04He's an asshole, right?
00:05I mean, yeah, basically.
00:07The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:11I'll have to see Rosanoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:14Let's shoot, Mark.
00:15I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:17Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:19Be nice, Bonnie.
00:20Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:21I don't know.
00:22Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:24We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:27No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:28Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:30Trust me.
00:31You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:32Don't even stress.
00:33Oh, good one.
00:47I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:49Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:54Went to the Olympics, baby.
00:55So this should be, right?
00:57Hey, isn't that it?
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:01All in there.
01:02What's up, motherfucker?
01:04Good boys.
01:06Hey.
01:07All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:09My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:10We train together.
01:11Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:13I'd love to show up for him.
01:14Oh, yeah, man.
01:15Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:17What do you mean?
01:19Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:22I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:29Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:32Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:34Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the admirals.
01:53What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5570 points last season.
01:57Yes.
01:58And we're six games into this season.
02:00A season he, he called need to win.
02:03Those are his words.
02:04And he has zero, zero points.
02:07He's in a fog.
02:08His passes aren't connecting.
02:10He's barely skating.
02:12I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:14And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:37I am very sorry about that.
03:01It's really not a big deal.
03:02How may I help you?
03:04Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:07Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:13Any allergies?
03:14No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:15Okay.
03:16Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:19Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, that's it.
03:22But what?
03:23Oh, um, nothing.
03:25Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:29Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:31I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:36Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:38Yeah?
03:39Blueberry with a banana.
03:40I take that.
03:41If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:43Yep.
03:44I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:49Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:01It's really good.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:03The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:05I don't know.
04:06I guess it must.
04:07Here.
04:08Thanks.
04:09Um, that's way too much.
04:10For you.
04:11It's a great smoothie.
04:12Thanks again, Kip.
04:14kidding it's really hot oh yeah the banana makes a big difference i think i guess it must
04:22here thanks
04:28um that's way too much for you it's a great smoothie thanks again kip
04:37a girl oh shit
04:45was that scott hunter was that what scott hunter the hockey player
04:53a girl
04:57clock winding down in the second period 2-1 for anaheim we have girls with the drop and this is
05:04what we're watching we barely get to see you because you're always working but at least when
05:08we do we get to watch uh what is this let me check my name hockey shut up sean we have to turn it off
05:14no no no please keep it on all right thank you kyle thank you kyle thank you kyle you're welcome
05:21twice he said tip like he used your actual name twice maria that is sending the bar so low and it
05:29didn't even sound stupid when he said it it almost sounded hot okay that's not fair not hot just
05:33normal okay don't listen it fuck both of you okay camp is short for christopher it's not that
05:39weird it's a short bus for christopher and please don't tell me you use that name on your grad school
05:43application oh my god why are we talking about my dumb name he said it he said it another round
05:50thank you kyle thank you kyle thank you kyle
05:53hunter deval and you
05:55thank you
05:57look look look he's on the tv right now
06:00oh my god okay
06:02oh wow
06:09right
06:10he knows your name
06:11yeah
06:12i mean he's definitely not gay but
06:15shut the fuck up he literally
06:16jesus christ
06:17he scored a hat trick last night
06:22are you asking me what that means or are you just telling me something i already know
06:26i just didn't realize that
06:28we literally watched the game kip
06:30nice to see you again kip
06:37nice to see you again uh scott you're scott hunter right
06:42i am this is awesome i mean wow you had a night last night
06:47oh did you watch i did yeah i don't usually sorry that sounds rude i'm no i got it well i watched
06:54the playoffs last year with my dad it was amazing he's a huge fan but yeah i watched last night
07:00wow
07:02um
07:03yeah when something goes right with my game i try to repeat it
07:06and then i try to perfect it
07:09okay
07:10so i'd love another smoothie please
07:13anything you'd like different
07:16nothing at all
07:18okay you really can't keep doing this
07:23i really can
07:24uh see you next game day i hope
07:27dude
07:33girl
07:34was that
07:34yes it fucking was
07:35sorry i'm late
07:44no outside food or drink
07:46fuck off kyle
07:47and i know the whole smoothie thing is dumb or whatever
07:53but he just keeps saying my name and it's low-key making me crazy
07:56wait you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though right because i am not looking for a date
08:00yes i told you i could come and it's in like two months
08:03could you please listen to me
08:05kyle remote
08:06extra shrimp
08:12thank you
08:13new york
08:17now i'm fully listening
08:19what are you doing
08:20just putting the game on
08:21elena
08:22what
08:22it's a sports bar
08:23let's watch sport
08:24am i being crazy
08:27what does maria say
08:28she says he's funny
08:29me too
08:30well she is much smarter than you
08:31i'm probably this idiot
08:33the admirals
08:33he's an idiot
08:35scott hundry stay
08:37jesus
08:38brain
08:39when's his next home game
08:41come on if you don't know when his next home game is how are you going to plan your next shift
08:46i don't plan my shifts i just gobble up as many as i can
08:50saturday they play at home again on saturday
08:53are you working
08:54fuck
08:58no
08:59fix that
09:00yeah
09:09hey
09:10i didn't know if you uh
09:13well it's uh it's nice to see you
09:17uh blue moon over brooklyn please
09:21extra banana
09:22this one's on the house
09:30oh come on
09:31it's above my pay grade
09:33management heard you came in
09:34and no you may not tip me
09:36and yes i'm using proper grammar to prove to you that i'm being serious
09:40okay
09:42um
09:43uh may i drink this here
09:46i've got some emails to answer so i thought
09:48yeah you totally may
09:50okay
09:52if you want to know
09:57i'm gonna be
09:58uh
09:59uh
10:00uh
10:00uh
10:01uh
10:02uh
10:03uh
10:04uh
10:05uh
10:07uh
10:08uh
10:09uh
10:10uh
10:11uh
10:12uh
10:13uh
10:15uh
10:16uh
10:17uh
10:18uh
10:19you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:26uh
10:27no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:29turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:33i took a quiz
10:34i don't even think it could be a spree killer
10:36what's a spree killer
10:38someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:41but
10:42but
10:43a serial killer is someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
10:48not all at once
10:50how do you know that
10:53i i read a lot of murder books
10:56and uh
10:57and uh
10:58yeah
10:59serial killers make me feel
11:01not
11:02obsessive
11:03which
11:04which is a relief
11:06well i've
11:07read some things about athletes
11:09okay
11:10before you say anything else
11:11yes i agree
11:12and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:15possibly off the record
11:16yes maybe
11:17but no
11:18not me
11:19no i swear
11:20barely had two concussions
11:22okay so
11:24what no left sock
11:25right sock
11:26stop shaving
11:27no sex
11:28all that stuff
11:29oh no yeah yeah yeah all of that
11:30but that's that's not cte stuff
11:31that's just science
11:32and science only really matters during the playoffs
11:35oh okay that's super comforting
11:37listen i know you're more of an horror guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science
11:42and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
12:02um
12:03do you want to come to my game tonight
12:05um
12:06i have two seats no one's taken them so
12:08i mean uh if
12:09if you want
12:10yeah yeah yeah
12:11yeah yeah i want
12:13um
12:14fuck man that's
12:16crazy thank you
12:17super happy to do it
12:20you sure
12:23i'm sure
12:28these are better than my company seats
12:30i get it
12:31these are really good seats
12:32well yeah they
12:33they're his
12:35you know we're first date but i think i'm into this
12:39what are you talking about
12:40well you're with a girl and he's at work
12:42oh my god shut up elena
12:44oh wow
12:46oh wow
12:47that wasn't that wasn't to me that was
12:49he just nodded at you
12:51no there's no proof of that
12:53come on boys
12:54wait for fuck's sake
13:04okay
13:05good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
13:17hey hunter
13:18hey hunter
13:19too bad you can't play at home every night right
13:22it's better for you huh
13:23go fuck yourself rosanov
13:25alright it's more fun if you're there
13:27hey thanks
13:28hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:42cheap
13:43true
13:47starting to sound like him
13:50i'm sorry what
13:51you fucking heard me hollander
13:55what the fuck is that supposed to mean
13:56well there's something you really don't expect to see
13:59especially after the final whistle
14:01and especially from hollander and hunter
14:04a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the animals
14:07i'm gonna hit the sack
14:09yeah
14:10there you go handsome
14:14alright have a good day off
14:16it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:19yeah yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:22so i'm just happy for you
14:24that's all i meant
14:26you know
14:27i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:29kiddo
14:30you know
14:31you didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:32please no jinxing me
14:34no way
14:35no way
14:36goodnight
14:37night dad love you
14:38love you back
14:44motherfucker
14:51what's happening to you uh what's your problem
14:53i can't find my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
14:57okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
14:59so why are you freaking out
15:01thank you
15:02okay hey hey are you okay
15:03yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job up
15:07yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:13i love you
15:14yeah you too
15:15yes buddy
15:16okay
15:17i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
15:30oh you're a mess
15:31it's okay it's not my only talks
15:32new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a train
15:43it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again
15:46oh bunny
15:48okay
15:49i don't know what that was
15:51i know i'm a i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry i'm not a complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
15:59no one please don't fire me
16:00no one is firing you
16:02just calm down
16:03okay
16:04and get your shit together
16:05okay
16:06okay i know you need the money baby
16:08okay
16:09deep breath
16:10deep breath
16:11inhale
16:13exhale
16:16you think you can handle quiche?
16:18they're dry
16:35hey
16:36i am so sorry about earlier
16:38that woman
16:39that woman is horrible
16:40and i'm the one who should apologize
16:41i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot
16:43no i'm the idiot
16:44you're just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser
16:47and that woman did seem horrible
16:49full disclosure i hate this food
16:50well full disclosure i hate serving it
16:55i'm sorry i have to
16:56do you like mexican food?
16:58yeah
16:59of course
17:00i'm not a serial killer
17:02or even a spree killer
17:03you sure?
17:04yeah
17:05who has the time?
17:06do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:08like when this
17:09this thing is over?
17:11tonight
17:12yeah
17:14with you?
17:15uh
17:16um
17:17yeah
17:18yeah okay
17:19yeah
17:20yeah
17:21cause there's uh
17:22there's this great place right around the corner
17:23and it's open late and
17:24okay
17:25um
17:26you don't mind wait until i'm done
17:27even a little
17:50hi
17:51that's a long line
17:52is it worth it?
17:53um
17:54i
17:55probably not
17:56right?
17:57we also don't actually have to do this
17:58how would you feel about ordering in?
17:59holy shit
18:00holy shit
18:32oh my god
18:35oh my god
18:49wow
18:50i mean i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
18:59do you want a full tour now?
19:04or uh
19:05four
19:06i pick or
19:08What do you feel about playing in the other place?
19:11resisting
19:12oui
19:13i
19:14it's
19:15there's a few questions
19:16yes
19:17i look at all the institutes
19:18especially to my parents
19:20oh my god
19:21i say
19:22oh
19:23it's in my classrooms
19:25in my op
19:26you
19:27have a nice day
19:28yes
19:30that's
19:31but
19:32god
19:34is
19:35an
19:36this
19:37Wow, you are so beautiful.
19:51I can't believe you're doing it to me.
19:54I'm so into you.
19:56I'm so into you.
19:58I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:07Oh, my God.
20:37What are you doing?
20:43I didn't want to wake you.
20:45And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and...
20:49You know...
20:50Can you stay?
21:00Yeah.
21:04Then stay, please.
21:07Then stay, please.
21:37Oh.
21:41Did I wake you?
21:43Oh.
21:44Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:48fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:50I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:54You were very organized.
21:55And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
21:59still want you.
22:00At least don't want you.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:14Absolutely.
22:15I don't want you to stay.
22:16I don't want you to go.
22:16You're so...
22:17I don't want you to go.
22:19I don't want you to go out and get stuff.
22:20I don't want you to go out and get stuff.
22:21So, I should probably go.
22:35Hmm.
22:38Um, what if you didn't?
22:42Go?
22:44Yeah.
22:45Like ever?
22:47Fuck.
22:47Fuck, all that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
22:51Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:04And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:10Is it okay?
23:10Can I be too intense?
23:13Yeah.
23:14Yeah.
23:17Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:21I just, I've never brought anyone back here, like ever.
23:28Um, yeah.
23:29My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:32Yeah, I, I get that.
23:34And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
23:50Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
23:53Um, and so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:03Yeah.
24:03Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:09But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:23Oh, so bad.
24:28And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:33Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it.
24:35I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
24:38But I really, really like you.
24:39I want you to stay.
24:46So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:51I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
24:55And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:01I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:09Is, uh, is that too much?
25:15You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:21I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:51And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
25:56Really?
25:57Yeah, really.
25:59Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:07Hey.
26:09How was practice?
26:10I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:20Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:22Very aggressive.
26:22Yes, and even to be you.
26:24And yes, I know we knew Boston.
26:27With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:30So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:31I get to sleep in the next shower.
26:32The Barnes got the box to 100.
26:34Fuck, yes.
26:35A beauty concern.
26:36Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:38Yes, with Elena.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:50Where has she even been?
26:52Oh, please, I saw you three days ago.
26:54Single since forever.
26:56Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
26:58This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:01What a cliche.
27:01I don't have a man.
27:03Hey, kid.
27:04Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:06Oh, my God, guys.
27:07He's a customer.
27:08He's not my boyfriend.
27:09Oh, I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:11Oh.
27:12Oh.
27:12Oh.
27:14Oh.
27:14Oh.
27:21Oh.
27:24Hiya.
27:24Morning, Scott.
27:33Morning, Kyle.
27:33The usual, please.
27:35Yeah.
27:37Extra banana.
27:42I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:44I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:47I'm not like these, they don't.
27:51Do you really think this is a secret?
27:54What's a secret?
27:54Nothing's happening.
27:57He's just flirting with me or whatever.
27:59He's straight, I think.
28:01Girl.
28:10There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:12Chicken, no feta.
28:14Oh, yeah?
28:15And where?
28:15For me.
28:16I made it.
28:16I'm not just a pretty face.
28:26Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:33What's that?
28:34It's an artist I love.
28:36He has a new shot.
28:36Oh, cool.
28:37Mm-hmm.
28:38I should buy some art.
28:40What?
28:42Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:43No, no, no, no.
28:44You're also a very, very hot body.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:51We don't have to do this.
29:04That's cool.
29:05This would look great in the living room.
29:16It would work.
29:17I don't know.
29:17I'm kind of...
29:17Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:20I think it would...
29:21Sorry.
29:25Sorry, I just...
29:26It's okay.
29:27Okay.
29:27Um, maybe we should...
29:30Amazing, isn't it?
29:32Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:35So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:40Oh, I think we're...
29:41Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:42Yeah.
29:43Excuse me.
29:48Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:49No problem.
29:51I'm, uh...
30:03I'm really sorry.
30:05I thought I could do that.
30:06I really thought I could.
30:08I wanted to.
30:09I just...
30:09It's okay.
30:11No, it's not.
30:14I know, it's not.
30:15Come here.
30:15Come here.
30:16Come here.
30:16Come here.
30:37Come here.
30:38these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed
30:48cursed like scary old lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
30:55would you be jealous if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i
31:03filled you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if it actually was
31:08a scary old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean oh here
31:17okay okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them in a bodega and i thought they
31:26looked like your smoothie i love them yeah i love them so much
31:37can i fuck you absolutely
31:47fuck yes
32:05that's two tonight if you say it out loud it's the curse broken hunter hasn't scored twice in an away
32:12game since last season
32:14what say it out loud say what
32:23okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know hell i know shut up you're in love with him
32:36i'm not in love with him you are
32:39have you at least told your dad
32:43for how long now a little over two months oh baby
32:51elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds out that it's that it's scott
32:56obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
33:02it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
33:10what's the plan babe
33:15i don't i don't know what does your dad think
33:21that i'm fucking some married guy probably
33:26kind of wish you were
33:27oh just don't say that please just please be happy for me
33:32i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:37i am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:40i only care that you're handsome
33:41you bitch
33:42scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:47oh i know
33:48and he better be ready for me
33:50and he better be ready for me
34:20hey dad
34:23oh my god you're not dead
34:25no i'm alive
34:27well that is a relief i didn't want to have to call them more you know i miss you
34:31i miss you too dad
34:32all right
34:34yeah
34:34you gonna be making an appearance here at some point in the near future or
34:37yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
34:42perfect
34:43how's uh how's work
34:44well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:48well barry's an asshole
34:49no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:53yeah well barry's always been an asshole
34:55who taught you to talk like that
34:57you did you taught me to talk like that
34:59that sounds about right
35:00and um
35:03nothing in the mail right
35:05kip if there was something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it
35:08i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:11okay
35:12don't worry about that
35:14okay
35:14don't think about that okay
35:16it's gonna come when it comes
35:18look i'm not gonna keep you
35:19i love you
35:20all right you too dad
35:21you too dad what
35:23i i love you too dad
35:25there i said it oh my god
35:28sorry it's such a struggle
35:29okay okay bye
35:30bye bye
35:30all right
35:33all right
35:35all right
35:46all right
35:52all right
35:56I don't know.
36:26Stop it.
36:30Stop what?
36:34He's here.
36:35You need to chill out.
36:38My God.
36:40Can I have some of yours?
36:42Yeah.
36:43Thanks.
36:47Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:49I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:51Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
36:55What changed?
36:56You mean a nice girl or something?
36:58I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:02Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:03I think I spotted an old friend.
37:05I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:07You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:10Your mom especially.
37:12She would have just been thrilled.
37:13Thanks, Tom.
37:16Thanks.
37:16Excuse me.
37:20Hey.
37:21Okay?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Yeah.
37:23I should be used to it.
37:24I'm Kip, right?
37:34Christopher.
37:35Money's all dressed up.
37:36I'm Elena.
37:37Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:39I'm Scott.
37:39Pleasure.
37:40Scott.
37:40You look beautiful.
37:42You both do.
37:44Oh.
37:45Sorry.
37:46Yeah.
37:47We both clean up pretty well.
37:53Okay.
37:53If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
37:56Yes.
37:57Of course.
37:57Great.
37:58Another beer, Scott?
37:59That'd be lovely.
38:00Are you enjoying the evening?
38:08I am.
38:10Are you?
38:11Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:17Touched this perfectly.
38:19Thanks.
38:20And thanks.
38:22I mean, you didn't have to.
38:23I wanted to.
38:28Okay.
38:30Elena knows.
38:33And I'm sorry.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Kind of got that.
38:38It's okay.
38:39She's discreet, right?
38:42Yeah.
38:42Totally.
38:42Totally.
38:43I just...
38:44She kind of figured it out.
38:45And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:48It's okay.
38:49Really?
38:50Okay.
38:54This is so weird.
38:57Yeah.
38:58You should leave early.
38:59As soon as I do my speech.
39:00Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:02Pardon?
39:03I want to dance.
39:05Elena's a killer.
39:07How could I possibly say no?
39:14So?
39:15What are your intentions with my kid?
39:17I'm serious.
39:19He's crazy about you.
39:21I'm crazy about him, too.
39:22I really am.
39:24He's also miserable.
39:27Are you miserable, too?
39:30No.
39:33Wait.
39:34What do you mean?
39:36Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:38He's not.
39:38He is.
39:41Eyes on me, handsome.
39:42I'm doing my best.
39:47I...
39:47I love him.
39:48I just can't do better right now.
39:51I...
39:51I've been honest.
39:53I know.
39:54And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
39:57But it's killing him.
40:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:08I'm really not.
40:09And you seem great.
40:11But he's great, too.
40:17He deserves the best.
40:19He deserves sunshine.
40:33And so do you.
40:42It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:45I know.
40:46I already got the key to her lined up.
40:48Surf and turf.
40:50Because we're not choosing.
40:53You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
40:55It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
40:58Mm-hmm.
40:59A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
41:03It's not even really a party.
41:05It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:07Right.
41:08It's a...
41:09It's a gay bar.
41:10But it's not a club.
41:12It's just a bar.
41:13It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:16It's too.
41:16And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:23I mean, Maria knows.
41:24My friend Sean knows.
41:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:29I can't.
41:36I can't do that.
41:40I wish I could.
41:41I want to.
41:42I want to tell everyone.
41:47I want people to know you're mine.
41:50That I love you.
41:52I love you too.
41:54Soon, maybe.
41:55I mean, in a few years.
42:04I know.
42:05I know how it sounds.
42:07But it'll go by quickly.
42:08I promise.
42:10And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:13I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:21And I know that they're your family.
42:24And that you feel responsible for them.
42:26And I get that, Scott.
42:27I really, really get that.
42:30But I have a family too.
42:35And I keep lying to them.
42:38And I don't want to.
42:41And I miss them.
42:42I miss my dad.
42:46Sorry.
42:47That's not what I meant.
42:48It's okay.
42:49I know what you meant.
42:54I'm gonna go home tonight.
42:58I need to.
43:29Thank you for coming.
43:31For those of you who've attended before,
43:32feel free to ignore my sob story
43:34and go straight to the bar.
43:37But for those of you who don't know it,
43:39here's the short version.
43:42My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:47And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:49when I was 12 years old.
43:52Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
43:55Mercifully for me,
43:58the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
43:59I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:06Had a lot of memories,
44:07a love of hockey,
44:08and a huge hole in my heart.
44:12St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:15The hope of a new family.
44:18Things weren't always easy.
44:21You know, they never are for anybody.
44:22But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:27First at my high school,
44:29then later at college,
44:30and now here with the admirals.
44:32And I never looked back
44:34because I never had to.
44:39The family I craved,
44:41the family that I needed,
44:42that I still need today.
44:46Hockey gave it to me.
44:48And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:50So from the bottom of my heart,
44:54I want to thank you all
44:55for being here tonight
44:56and for supporting this cause
44:58because it's not just a scholarship.
45:00It's everything that comes with it.
45:03It's a whole world.
45:04A whole life.
45:06It's everything.
45:09It's everything.
45:29Get up.
45:30Hey, Dad.
45:32Hey, buddy.
45:32The prodigal son returned home.
45:35Look, I got to send the mail here
45:37for a certain someone
45:38and it's pretty heavy.
45:40I don't want to.
45:43Hey.
45:49Hey.
45:50My boy.
45:52Come here.
45:53What's up?
45:54Whoa.
45:56Hey.
45:57I'm sorry.
45:58For what?
45:58You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:01Whoa.
46:02Whoa.
46:04Whoa.
46:05Here's the McDonald's.
46:12Wow.
46:13Wait, no wait.
46:14Here's a pretty 26
46:15and a Bull Buck Drive.
46:17Congrats.
46:17Good.
46:18Thank you, Ben.
46:18Whoa.
46:21Yay.
46:26Hey.
46:27Hey.
46:29Hey.
46:30Hey.
46:31Hey, good dress, man.
46:52It's a gold medal fucking game.
46:54Yeah, totally.
47:01It's a gold medal.
47:31Oh, whilst the price of being young, I think her lips are close to mine.
47:43Her eyes are loosely gone, painted nails have fallen off.
47:49I think her lips are close to mine.
47:52I think her lips are close to mine.
48:01I think her lips are close to mine.
48:03I think her lips are close to mine.
48:04Transcription by CastingWords
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