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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race
00:02This week is a double feature
00:04Snatch game and design
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more more more
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one
00:14Maya Fox
00:16Van Gogh
00:17Good dragilations
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
00:21Holy shit
00:23Caramel
00:24Shanta Yusay
00:25Star Doll
00:26Sashay
00:27Away
00:30Pitch
00:34Star is gone
00:35I feel a little responsible
00:37And a little guilty
00:39But also a little like
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work
00:43And we're gonna be mad at me
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now
00:46I don't deserve to be here
00:48But I look so pussy
00:51Just know I will always be a
00:53Mwah
00:54Star
00:55P.S. Van
00:56You owe me sis
00:58I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync
01:02A lot of anger
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now
01:08And I need to let some things out
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow
01:12Ugh
01:13No Keisha, no shade
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom
01:15I'm surprised by that choice
01:17It was like an impossible choice
01:19It was like an impossible choice
01:20Because I think Caramel
01:21Like you did better in the challenge for sure
01:23I looked at the competition overall
01:25And I thought that Velma had a better track record
01:27Ultimately I choose to save Velma
01:30And this is a strategic move
01:31I have to be honest
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:34And I feel like that person is Velma
01:36I'm a little pissed off
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:39Because I do feel like I did better in the challenge
01:42The way you did the challenge
01:44Bombed what you did before
01:47In my opinion
01:48I just felt like I should have been saved
01:49I just feel like it's fake as fuck
01:51And I'm not here for it
01:53Looking at the fact that like
01:54Almost every girl in here said that they would save me
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma
01:59At the end of the day the judges said that you were shut down
02:03Your look was good also like me
02:05It was not like that clear
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke
02:11They said that you weren't funny though
02:12They said they didn't laugh at anything
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit
02:15Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:18Like is your brain not working?
02:20You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny
02:23It's okay, no problem
02:24Everybody is shocked
02:26Everybody thought that it would be Caramel
02:28This is something that I will remember forever
02:31So what was your decision Ben?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it
02:35I think Star's a threat
02:37So I was like what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk
02:48Caramel
02:49I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on
02:51That part
02:54That part
02:55Not even a lick of eyeshadow
02:56Just bare face
02:58With a wig
02:59I know this week is controversial
03:02But I do feel
03:03A little
03:05Oh
03:06But I think it's time to get out of drag
03:09Yes please
03:10Let's go
03:11Season six is playing the game
03:14The beaver is making me feel crazy
03:16Because I don't know how it's going to be played
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring
03:22And they're like track record
03:24You can't bet on an alliance
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work
03:30Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
04:00So I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot
04:02so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week.
04:08We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win. Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:13I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip
04:22my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31because, of course, they're going to eat me alive
04:35if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony, do you remember being in an alliance,
04:41female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42Yeah, it's a record.
04:44There's no record.
04:46Oh, it's me again.
04:47The girls are over here.
04:49Oh, yes, of course.
04:50If I'm on the top, I'll say again.
04:52If you're on the bottom.
04:53Of course.
04:54Girls, I'm going to be goofed up this morning.
04:57In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true.
05:01Stop it.
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking the opportunity.
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:13I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:17Yes, you did.
05:18After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh, here we go.
05:22First doesn't let me choose, and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit,
05:31and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:38Don't mean anything.
05:40Girl, they don't be sure.
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh, here we go.
05:57Oh, Canada.
05:58Seen it already, then had her.
06:02Hey, page turners.
06:03Hey.
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice, hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses,
06:10and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Bonjour, Vala.
06:21I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Look at that.
06:25Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:28Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge,
06:31I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey.
06:34We'll talk all things fashion,
06:36and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay.
06:45Then meet me and my atelier,
06:47and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:51Ooh.
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and.
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray.
06:58On your marks, get set, pose.
07:01Yeah.
07:03Go, go, go, go.
07:05Ah.
07:06Ah.
07:07Oh, my God.
07:08This is crazy.
07:11First mini-challenge of the season,
07:14and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:20Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh.
07:30I'm here.
07:32Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat,
07:36my wine-stained tube-top dress,
07:39and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:49I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:53I was server number three.
07:54Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:56Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Can I come in?
07:59Abs, I wish you would.
08:00I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:04My agent sent me here
08:06because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl, look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:13I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:15I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:17Oh, okay.
08:18It was explosive.
08:19I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:21Yeah.
08:22It didn't air, though.
08:23Look at you.
08:24You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Loftzer Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40Did you know that?
08:41That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny.
08:48For sure.
08:48It would be the first one.
08:49Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:51Out of bed.
08:53Chief.
08:54That's five words.
08:55This is my new pigeon coat.
08:56Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:58It is, yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:06Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your bosoms are, um, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:18I thought you took it off the back and put it on the front.
09:20Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:22I loved it.
09:23I love that shoe.
09:24Oh, yeah, thanks.
09:24Oh, God.
09:25The shoe matches always, Carson.
09:27You're so flexible to risk.
09:28Thank you.
09:29That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:32I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief or...
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love...
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know, I know.
09:42Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on, let me see.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Oh, my gosh.
09:49Look at them.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right, we'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:01Oh, girl, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:11Wow.
10:12Oh, wow, they look so real.
10:14Oh, thank you.
10:14I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:16Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One second, one second.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, God, I feel...
10:29What just happened?
10:30We should probably, um, see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:35Oh, God, did you fall?
10:37No, I just had too much food.
10:38Oh, look at that.
10:39Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:41Oh, goodness.
10:42Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:47Turn.
10:48A little jog, a light jog, a light jog.
10:50Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:50Oh, yes.
10:51Lead with the knees.
10:53I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week, and that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay, well, my spoons came out.
11:09Oh, my God, where were those?
11:11This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on, added talent.
11:17All right, I think we're done here, so get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:28Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:33The winner of today's mini-challenge is Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Thank you.
11:45You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right, now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:56Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:11We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:14Reading is an art form.
12:16It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:23The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:32And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:46I get to pick my opponent first.
12:50Who do I want to destroy?
12:53I'm going to go for P.M.
12:54Yes.
12:55I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
13:00Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:08Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm going to go with Caramel.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm going to go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm going to go with Velma.
13:32Work.
13:32Work.
13:32Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted it to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm going to choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:58Oh my God.
14:00So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:02And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:05Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:22Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read.
14:29My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean, truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:41Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:42Oh my God!
14:48I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy hell of a...
14:54She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:01Yeah.
15:01The girls want to battle!
15:02Y'all, this is fun.
15:03I know what you all are feeling right now, but I think if you turn off the voices in your
15:08head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle and laugh, and if you're confident in your
15:14skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
15:20Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offend everybody.
15:26All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks
15:31she has it in a bag, but I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:46Okay.
15:47Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're going to make somebody else, get somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself, I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else, but what you do is authentically, unapologetically
16:07you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in to kind of tell yourself, or
16:16does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:17No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it,
16:20right?
16:21We want to do good.
16:22We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:23We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate, kind of makes
16:34me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty
16:37much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
16:40This isn't just a game, like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer, bring that to the main stage.
16:47I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, all right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54All right!
16:55All right!
16:56All right!
16:57All right!
16:58All right!
16:59All right!
17:00All right!
17:02I love Mr. Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:04That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:13I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh, wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:22That's the experience.
17:23What does that mean?
17:24It means my name.
17:25Landry.
17:26Landry.
17:26It's French.
17:27Clearly.
17:28Yes.
17:28Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for them down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a hauls.
17:45And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained us there thoroughly?
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58You get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12Just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:13It's not personal.
18:14It's just drag.
18:15Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:18too Canadian and nice.
18:20But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:34Alyssa.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:41I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my heart.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:10Exactly.
19:11I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for a gig.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and
19:30I did my experience.
19:31It's like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are
20:17the funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her, but that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:26Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv, and what if she takes
20:31away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yeah.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:42All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:45Yes.
20:46Okay.
20:46You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:53know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her, because I feel like you can really, I don't want her
21:00to get that to win.
21:00I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:06I would have picked Hazel, because I know Hazel the best, and I know.
21:10Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:11I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:13And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers, or things they can dig at that might
21:22throw Hazel off their game, because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:28Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to look at the chocolate.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:37I'm going to mess it.
21:38You're a shady man.
21:40I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, on bitch.
22:12I don't know if I'm a punk.
22:14Yeah, yeah.
22:14On a punk.
22:15Non, c'est-ce.
22:16I'm a punk.
22:16It's for six.
22:17But I'm also confident, because I think I have a good way of writing.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35And what?
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31:10The reading battle is on.
31:12A real war of words.
31:13Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:17Van Gogh, I can tell that you host.
31:19I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:22Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:24Canada Goose migration.
31:25I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:28I was a little worried about you at first,
31:30but you really found your rhythm at the end,
31:32and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:35And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:40I think this is a double act,
31:42something you two both should take on the road together.
31:44Good and evil.
31:45The winner of this reading battle is...
31:49Saltina Shaker.
31:52Yay!
31:56Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
31:59Yay!
32:00That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Gogh,
32:02you lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
32:05It's time for our next battle.
32:10Now, despite popular belief,
32:14she did not shoot Selena.
32:18It's Dulce!
32:20Oh, my God, that's great.
32:23And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:26It's Velvet Jones!
32:28Let the reading begin!
32:32Well, hello, everyone.
32:34My name is Dulce,
32:36and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:39To warm us up, you know,
32:40the one that you kind of toss to the side?
32:42Velma.
32:43Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:47I'm Velma Jones!
32:49I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:51And the good thing with this face-off
32:53is I will not understand any of it.
32:57Girl, neither will we.
32:58Don't worry.
32:59Oh, Dulce!
33:01I like Dulce Delice!
33:04Mmm, mmm, mmm!
33:06What's missing?
33:08Oh, taste.
33:12Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:15Velma is so white,
33:16when Feast...
33:17Woo!
33:17When Feast...
33:18Girl, I know about Feast.
33:20But when I first met Velma,
33:23she thought I was housecleaning.
33:24She did.
33:25And when production first said hard ice,
33:27she got so excited
33:28because she thought
33:29I was finally getting deported.
33:30Oh, my God!
33:34Girl!
33:34Yeah, well,
33:35Dulce really wants to be
33:37fully part of our drag family.
33:40And judging by how she's dressing,
33:43hey, Grandma!
33:46I'm surprised you know
33:48the word Grandma
33:48because wasn't your mom
33:49an alcoholic and hated you?
33:51Yeah.
33:51Oh, yeah, sure.
33:52But my grandma loved me.
33:55She's the only one that does.
33:57Fuck.
33:58Dulce is so poor.
34:03Well, yes!
34:05Well, yes!
34:07She keeps her drink tickets
34:08from drag bar gigs
34:09and uses them as coupons
34:10at grocery stores.
34:14I would have said
34:15those drink tickets for your mom.
34:16I know she could have used them.
34:17But did you know that Velma
34:19also has a drag king personality?
34:21No, she does.
34:22She does.
34:23But honestly,
34:24if we were all such a half-assed
34:25drag queen like her,
34:26we would also need
34:27another personality
34:28to make up for the lack of talent.
34:31No girls are reading.
34:33Dulce is from the city of London.
34:36And now I understand
34:38where she got her British smile.
34:41and she does.
34:42Oh!
34:44Velma!
34:46Velma!
34:47Yay!
34:50Word!
34:51Both of you really surprised me
34:53because you seemed
34:53a little timid yesterday.
34:55Dulce loved your confidence.
34:57I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:00Velma, I loved how you
35:02were able to laugh at yourself
35:03and the fact that English
35:04is not your first language.
35:05You surprised me.
35:06Your timing,
35:08your delivery,
35:09really impeccable.
35:10The winner of this
35:11reading battle is...
35:14Velma Jones,
35:16congratulations!
35:21You have won
35:22your reading battle.
35:25Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear,
35:26but you lost your battle
35:27and may be up for elimination.
35:30It's time for our next battle.
35:36She's not viral.
35:40She's just diseased.
35:43It's Sammy Landry!
35:47And they're polyamorous.
35:49But you could probably tell that
35:51just by looking at them.
35:53It's PM!
35:55Let the reading begin!
35:58Ahem.
36:00Pussy milk.
36:02That is the name
36:05that PM chose
36:07for themselves.
36:08It's a little hard
36:09to process.
36:10It might be because
36:11I'm lactose intolerant
36:13or because it's just
36:14a shit name.
36:16Now, I'm gonna find
36:18some new names
36:19for you tonight
36:20because, uh,
36:21your pussy milk
36:22is rotted.
36:25My name is PM,
36:27just the letters
36:28P and M,
36:29you stupid bitch.
36:30Um, Sammy Landry,
36:33season six's
36:34comedy queen.
36:36The only funny thing
36:37about you, though,
36:38is that your dad
36:39and your mom
36:40know each other better
36:41as brother and sister.
36:43Oh, damn.
36:46PM.
36:47Poorly made.
36:50PM.
36:52Problematic mug.
36:54Your makeup
36:58is a little dry.
36:59Kind of like
37:00your punchline.
37:04Okay, you got me
37:05with that one.
37:07Okay, Sammy,
37:09I have two words
37:10for you
37:10and I am gonna
37:11say them
37:11really slowly
37:12because you're
37:13from Moncton
37:14and that means
37:15you're an idiot.
37:17Pimple
37:18patches.
37:20You're looking
37:20like a Jackson Pollock
37:22painting out a drag,
37:23sweetheart,
37:24and we don't
37:24want to see it anymore.
37:26Oh, my.
37:27P.M.
37:29Patchy mullet.
37:32Oh, my gosh.
37:34Your drag belongs
37:35in the dark
37:36PM hours
37:37because I don't
37:38want to see it.
37:42We have an animal
37:43on stage
37:44and from your lip sync,
37:45you literally look
37:46like a pony
37:47doing fucking dressage.
37:49and your teeth.
37:50Are you munching
37:51and crunching
37:51those carrots,
37:52sweetheart?
37:55I haven't mentioned
37:56the carrots
37:56because I can clearly
37:57see what the fuck
37:58is going on here.
37:59Okay?
38:02P.M.
38:05Poop muncher.
38:08And I'm about
38:09to leave the stage
38:10because I don't
38:11want to take up
38:11any more of your time
38:12like Sammy has
38:14in this competition.
38:14Thank you very much.
38:17Thank you.
38:18Thank you so much.
38:21You two went in
38:22really engaging
38:23with each other.
38:24I'd love to see it.
38:25Sammy,
38:26all of those PMs
38:27were great.
38:27They were clever.
38:28They were inventive.
38:28But most importantly,
38:29they were funny.
38:31Both of you,
38:32well done.
38:32Bravo.
38:33Thank you.
38:34Woo!
38:35The winner
38:36of this reading battle
38:37is...
38:39Sammy Landry.
38:41Woo!
38:41Oh!
38:42Hey!
38:43Oh!
38:44Yeah!
38:44That means,
38:45P.M.,
38:46I'm sorry,
38:46my dear,
38:47you lost your battle
38:48and may be up
38:49for elimination.
38:53It's time
38:54for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order,
39:01she'd be a flat white.
39:03Oh!
39:03Oh!
39:05It's Hazel!
39:06That was good.
39:08That was good.
39:09And she's not even
39:10the best drag queen
39:11in her family.
39:12It's caramel.
39:13Oh!
39:14Let the reading begin!
39:18Hello, everyone.
39:19My name is Hazel.
39:22Her name is Disappointment.
39:23Yes!
39:24Caramel,
39:25you made so many
39:26clock jokes
39:27in Snatch Game.
39:28Now, the only clock
39:29that's ticking
39:30is your name
39:31in this game.
39:33That did not come out
39:34how it should.
39:34Not at all.
39:35Not one bit.
39:36Well, you know,
39:36fuck my drag.
39:37Okay, next!
39:38Hazel threw her sister
39:40PM under the bus
39:41last week.
39:42Oh, my God.
39:42She must go through
39:43a lot of razors
39:44shaving those two faces.
39:46Something Maya Fox
39:48would know a lot about.
39:49Oh!
39:51Did y'all know
39:52that Caramel came in here
39:53named after
39:54the wrong chocolate bar?
39:55bitch,
39:57your name should be
39:57Crunchy.
40:00It is Caramel
40:01with a K
40:01and this is Hazel
40:03without her K.
40:04Ketamine!
40:06Oh, shit!
40:07Girl.
40:08Oh, shit!
40:09Oh!
40:10Girl, I don't know.
40:12Girl, PM!
40:13PM told you
40:13that one, bitch.
40:15We see in your nostrils.
40:16Oh!
40:18You know what's
40:19so endearing
40:20about Caramelk?
40:21The fact that
40:22she thought
40:22she was going to be
40:23a bigger star
40:24than Dulce
40:25in the acting challenge.
40:27No one's bigger
40:27than Dulce.
40:30You have a weekly show
40:32called Haze,
40:33which makes
40:34a lot of sense
40:35because you have
40:36the testosterone
40:37of an entire fraternity.
40:38Ironic that
40:41Caramelk played
40:42Flava Flav
40:44because she's been
40:45giving tasteless
40:46performances
40:47week after week
40:49after week.
40:50But I still
40:51send Star home
40:51with no makeup on.
40:55Hazel
40:56rapped
40:57about being a star
40:58in her
40:59It Girl music video verse.
41:01Girl,
41:01with that
41:01cheerleader entrance look,
41:03you're not shining.
41:04You're sheening!
41:07Kiss.
41:08Stupid.
41:10So stupid.
41:13Okay,
41:14gorgeous gowns.
41:16Hazel,
41:17I relate to you
41:18because you're
41:19a funny person
41:20when you're not
41:21reading a script,
41:22all right?
41:23When you put
41:23the cards down
41:24and you interacted
41:25with the audience
41:26and with us,
41:27you invited us
41:29into your world
41:30and we felt like
41:31we were a part
41:31of the Hazel show.
41:32Even when the jokes
41:33didn't land,
41:34you didn't wither.
41:35You know,
41:36you stood tall
41:37and fabulous
41:37and strong,
41:38so we love to see it.
41:40And Caramel,
41:41it's nice to see you
41:42pushing yourself
41:42outside of your shell.
41:43You had some
41:44really great jokes
41:44in there
41:45and you finished
41:45on such a high note
41:46for me
41:47and it was a really
41:47good period
41:48on the sentence.
41:50The winner
41:51of this reading battle
41:52is Caramel.
41:56Woo!
42:00Hazel, my dear,
42:01I'm sorry,
42:02but you lost your battle
42:03and maybe a prelimination.
42:04Darn.
42:06It is time
42:06for our final battle.
42:13St. Catharines
42:14has no nightlife,
42:15which explains her drag.
42:18It's Ebony LaBelle!
42:20And she puts
42:23the east
42:24in beast!
42:26It's Maya Fox!
42:28Got that.
42:30Let the reading begin!
42:32I am so happy
42:33that I get to share
42:34the stage with you
42:35this week.
42:35I mean,
42:36goddamn bitches,
42:37look how good
42:38she makes me love!
42:41Ebony is such
42:42a likable
42:43and friendly queen.
42:44Even her lace
42:45has been waving
42:45at me all season.
42:47Hi, Maya!
42:48Hi, Maya!
42:48Miss Maya,
42:51did y'all know
42:51she is a lyricist
42:52and also a liar?
42:54Yeah?
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Let me tell you,
42:57okay,
42:57in her verse
42:57on episode one,
42:59she says that
42:59she serves looks
43:00in her free time.
43:05I guess
43:06she don't got
43:06a lot of free time, bitch.
43:10Oh, my gosh!
43:11Oh, my gosh!
43:13Oh, my gosh!
43:13This bitch
43:14is always interrupting
43:15people.
43:16So, Ebony,
43:16the next time
43:17you need to say
43:18something,
43:18please raise your hand
43:20and put it
43:21over your mouth.
43:24I know I've been
43:25dogging on her
43:26ugly brother over there,
43:27so let me give you
43:27some...
43:28Let me give you
43:30some nice words,
43:31okay?
43:31Because I am kind.
43:32It is so lovely
43:33to see you working
43:34on your makeup
43:34brick by brick
43:36by motherfucking
43:38Brooklyn.
43:40Bitch,
43:40you really are
43:41the queen of blending
43:42into the background.
43:43Oh, girl.
43:46Alyssa,
43:46I am so motherfucking
43:48happy that you
43:48are here this week.
43:49I actually prepared
43:50a gift for you,
43:51okay?
43:52Miss Maya Fox
43:52is here to show you
43:53how to finally
43:54hook in a pillowcase,
43:55bitch.
43:57Wait a minute,
43:58she don't got
43:58a chin either.
43:59She can't.
44:00You mean
44:01the meat bitch
44:01or her?
44:02This bitch
44:03was so busted
44:04in the commercial,
44:05it looks like
44:06her booking fee
44:06is $37.50.
44:09Listen,
44:10we got to work
44:10on that drag name.
44:12She came up
44:12in here as Maya Fox,
44:13but I think
44:14we could try
44:15Maya Horse
44:16or Maya Taste
44:18is Awful
44:18or Maya Time
44:20in this competition
44:20is up
44:21after this week's
44:22challenge.
44:22Woo!
44:24Yay!
44:25Thank you.
44:25I am Ebony LaBelle
44:27and that's
44:27a man, Maury.
44:31Now,
44:32this is how
44:32you close out
44:33a reading battle.
44:34I think this is
44:34my favorite duo
44:35of the night.
44:36Yes!
44:36What an epic showdown.
44:38Ebony,
44:38let's talk.
44:40Gorgeous.
44:40confident,
44:41strong.
44:43The comebacks
44:43were, like,
44:44impeccable.
44:45I felt like
44:46I was watching
44:46you in Vegas.
44:47Ah!
44:48You give me
44:49a character
44:49right out
44:50of Paris' barn.
44:52Oh, Maya.
44:54It was a very
44:54Canadian approach.
44:55Yeah.
44:56You had
44:56great material.
44:57I love
44:58to raise your hand.
44:59You had some,
45:00like,
45:00cute little zingers.
45:02The winner
45:03of this reading battle
45:04is...
45:05Ebony LaBelle.
45:08Woo-hoo!
45:10Thank you so much!
45:15Maya Fox,
45:16I'm sorry,
45:16my dear,
45:16but you lost your battle
45:17and may be up
45:18for elimination.
45:23Congragulations
45:24to our battle winners
45:25this week.
45:26You all burnt
45:27your opponents
45:27to a crisp,
45:29but one of you
45:30really stirred
45:31with the pot.
45:33Ebony LaBelle,
45:35congratulations!
45:37Yay!
45:37Yay!
45:38Yay!
45:38Yay!
45:39Yay!
45:40You are the winner
45:41of this week's
45:42Maxi Challenge.
45:43Yes, I am!
45:43Yay!
45:44You have won
45:45$5,000 cash
45:47courtesy of
45:48Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:50Bitch,
45:50I'm a Lucky Bastard
45:51tonight!
45:53Yes, ma'am!
45:54Oh, that's like
45:54good money.
45:55That leaves us
45:56with the losers
45:57of their battles.
45:59Van Gogh,
46:00Maya Fox.
46:03You are both safe.
46:05Thank you.
46:06Which means
46:07Dulce,
46:08PM,
46:08and Hazel,
46:09I'm sorry,
46:10but you were
46:10the bottom three
46:11this week.
46:13Ebony,
46:14as this week's winner,
46:16you have earned
46:17the power
46:17of the Golden Beaver,
46:19granting you
46:19the ability
46:20to save
46:20one of the bottom queens
46:22from lip-syncing
46:22for their life.
46:24You hold the fate
46:25of your sisters
46:26in your petite
46:27little hands.
46:29As you untuck,
46:30the bottom three
46:31may plead their case.
46:32You may leave the stage.
46:36Oh, girl!
46:38The reading battles
46:39have come to a close.
46:41The reading battles
46:41were so much fun.
46:43We really redeemed
46:44the reading challenges
46:45on Canada's Drag Race.
46:47You're welcome,
46:47season five.
46:48We can finally all
46:50stop hearing Ebony cry
46:51about being safe.
46:52She's won a challenge!
46:53and she's won a challenge.
46:55Cheers!
46:57Well deserved.
46:58I motherfucking ate that.
46:59Yes, you did!
47:00Yes, you did!
47:01Bitch, I won!
47:04Ah!
47:07Bitch, I won!
47:09Girl, y'all know
47:10I've been hungry for it.
47:12I'm just, like,
47:12so proud of myself.
47:13Oh, I know
47:14these holes are bad.
47:15And, Maya,
47:16I need to say,
47:17I'm not mad at you.
47:18We killed it up there.
47:20We did great.
47:21You were the one person
47:22that I did not
47:23want to go against.
47:24Ah!
47:25And this is my redemption.
47:26Just say!
47:27Oh, my God!
47:29Bitch, you were so funny!
47:31The comedy redemption
47:32finally happened.
47:33Sorry for disaster.
47:34Yeah, me too!
47:35Thank you.
47:36I am funny.
47:38Yes!
47:38Yes, you are funny!
47:40My spot is secured.
47:42I want to hear
47:42what the bottoms have to say.
47:44I wanted to talk
47:45to my sister Dulce
47:45because I'm feeling
47:46a vibe over here.
47:49It sucks.
47:50I feel like I haven't, um,
47:52been, like,
47:53reaching the potential
47:54that I know I can.
47:55I feel like my drag
47:56is, like, fucking sickening.
47:58I'm happy you won.
48:00I wish I won.
48:01But it is what it is.
48:03My track record is good.
48:04I've been in the top.
48:06I've never gotten the beaver.
48:08I'm gonna continue
48:09to fucking do better.
48:11I don't want to throw
48:11you two under the bus either
48:12because, like,
48:13I know you guys feel
48:14just as shit as I do.
48:16You guys are more used to it,
48:17but I'm not.
48:19I was waiting for that.
48:20I was waiting for it.
48:21The way you're feeling right now
48:23is the way that I was feeling
48:24a couple weeks ago.
48:25It's like, you're doing good.
48:28You know, you wanted that moment.
48:29You wanted that win.
48:30And you're having
48:32a little short spot.
48:33Don't discredit yourself
48:34girl.
48:35I deserve to stay here,
48:37but I don't know
48:37how the girls are playing it.
48:39If they're playing it
48:39by track record,
48:41it should be me.
48:42No questions asked.
48:43No shade,
48:44I want the beaver
48:45just as much as you do again.
48:46You know?
48:47Like, if I'm the fucking
48:48beaver queen of the season,
48:49then I'm the fucking
48:50beaver queen of the season.
48:51I want to keep going
48:52and fucking showing everyone
48:54that I am a threat
48:55in this competition
48:56and not a fucking flat white.
48:57God, I would kill
48:58for flat white.
48:59Bitch, your face
49:00is a flat white.
49:00Listen, I want to move
49:06into your beaver lodge,
49:07Ebeneez,
49:08so fucking give me
49:09that beaver, okay?
49:10I am obviously
49:11a little upset
49:12that I'm here.
49:13I'm somebody in Vancouver
49:14who doesn't really
49:16do the back room shit.
49:18So for me to sit down
49:19and put pen to paper
49:20and make people laugh today
49:22is probably one
49:23of my proudest moments
49:25and I can't stop smiling
49:28because I look fucking good.
49:30I feel good.
49:31And I did good today.
49:34I obviously hope
49:35you use the beaver on me
49:36because these two
49:36don't know how
49:37to use a beaver properly.
49:39Bitch, when I was 16,
49:41I had my time with a beaver.
49:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:43Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:45Hi, Kiana.
49:46If I were in the top,
49:47I would have used it on PM.
49:49I would use it on PM.
49:50I thought you were
49:51absolutely phenomenal.
49:53I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:55I think she's got
49:56the best track record.
49:58Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:59No, I said for sure.
50:00Oh, okay.
50:01Well, I mean, for me,
50:02I think, like, Hazel,
50:04I think you already
50:04had the beaver.
50:05Like, this is how
50:06I would process it.
50:07PM, you got the beaver
50:08last week as well.
50:09Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:11You were in the top
50:11in the commercial challenge.
50:13I don't know
50:13what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:15She's got some
50:15really strong options,
50:16but she could also
50:17make a move
50:17in this competition.
50:18She also has an alliance
50:19with everybody up in here,
50:20so I don't know
50:21what this bitch is thinking.
50:22There's a lot of things
50:22to take into consideration.
50:23I can fully just
50:24base it off of today.
50:25I can base it off
50:26a track record.
50:27I can also base it off
50:28of what I think's
50:29gonna come next.
50:30What if the next challenge
50:30is a performance challenge?
50:32Who I think
50:33is going to really,
50:34really eat it up
50:35next week?
50:35I know that Ebony
50:36is playing this game
50:38strategically,
50:39so I need to make sure
50:40that I give her an offer
50:42that she cannot deny
50:44so that I end up
50:45with the beaver
50:45in my hands.
50:46Ebony, can I say
50:47something, though?
50:48Yes.
50:48I feel like this week
50:50I rose,
50:51and I feel like
50:52I'm headed upwards,
50:53and if you were
50:54to ever find yourself
50:55down,
50:56I would scratch
50:57your back for sure,
50:59and I would scratch
51:00it so good.
51:01I feel like I didn't
51:02flop this week,
51:03and I really want
51:04to be here,
51:05and I will get you back
51:07if you get me this week.
51:08And you know what?
51:08D'all say and I
51:09can say the exact
51:10same thing, too.
51:11Literally, girl,
51:12read fucking tweets.
51:13But you don't mean it.
51:14What do you mean
51:15I don't mean it?
51:16Because you put me
51:17out there last week,
51:18and I want to be
51:18your best friend.
51:19Bitch, I did not
51:19fucking put you
51:20out there last week.
51:21You didn't choose me.
51:22I was in the moment,
51:24but anyone else
51:25would fucking
51:25You're in the moment
51:26and I were you.
51:27And that's the thing.
51:28So it is what it is.
51:30You know what I think?
51:31I think let them
51:32huddle it out
51:32on the lip sync.
51:33Let them down.
51:34Save me.
51:35Make it real simple.
51:36They need stuff to work out.
51:38Make them lip sync.
51:39Down.
51:40But I also want to see
51:41you turn the party,
51:42Duel thing.
51:42Pardon?
51:43You said you could
51:44turn the party,
51:44and I want to see
51:45you go out there.
51:46I want to see you go.
51:47Like, girl,
51:47shut the fuck out.
51:48Like, whether we
51:48lip sync or not,
51:49like, I'm fucking
51:50ready to oof, girl.
51:51I love this untucked.
51:53PM gave me
51:54a very good offer
51:56that if I scratch
51:57their back now,
51:59they'll scratch
51:59my back later.
52:00I do believe them.
52:01I really do.
52:02Bitch, not everybody
52:03making that plea,
52:04so I guess I'm pretty
52:06good whoever
52:06the hell I choose.
52:07I don't know.
52:08Girl, I just got to
52:09make a damn decision.
52:10Welcome back, queens.
52:19Ebony LaBelle.
52:21Heavy is the hand
52:22that holds the beaver.
52:24Who do you want to save
52:25from the chomping block?
52:27Y'all did not make it easy
52:28this week.
52:29Whoever I don't save,
52:31bitches,
52:31fight it out on the stage.
52:33I have chose
52:36to save Dulce.
52:39Lobby damned.
52:45Dulce,
52:45you are out of the woods
52:47this week.
52:48You may join the others
52:49at the back.
52:49Thank you.
52:50Thank you.
52:51I love you, Alyssa.
52:55PM,
52:56Hazel,
52:57I'm sorry,
52:58but this means
52:59you are both up
53:00for elimination.
53:02Two queens.
53:03stand before us.
53:06Prior to tonight,
53:07you were asked
53:08to prepare a lip-sync
53:09performance
53:09of Dumb Blonde
53:11by Avril Lavigne
53:12featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:14This is your last chance
53:15to impress us
53:16and save yourself
53:17from elimination.
53:21The time has come
53:23for you to lip-sync
53:25for your life.
53:29good luck
53:33and don't
53:34fuck
53:35it
53:36up.
53:40I ain't no
53:41dumb blonde
53:42I ain't no
53:43stupid
53:44Barbie doll
53:44I got my
53:45game on
53:46Watch me,
53:47watch me,
53:48watch me
53:48prove you wrong.
53:49Well, there you go
53:50again,
53:51telling me
53:51where I belong.
53:53You put me
53:54on the bench,
53:55don't think
53:56that I can
53:56play strong.
53:57So quick,
53:58it's gonna start
53:59while you think
54:00I'm empty
54:00I'm not
54:01You won't be
54:03so confident
54:03when I'm crushing
54:04you from the top
54:06I'm a babe
54:06on my butt
54:07but I'm making
54:07this my day
54:09I can flip
54:11like a switch
54:11and I cut
54:12like a blade
54:13Try to get it out
54:14I can sting
54:15like a bee
54:16but I'm sweeter
54:16than Hyundai
54:17And I'm quick
54:20as a whip
54:20so get out of my way
54:21Come and get it out
54:23I ain't no dumb blonde
54:26I ain't no stupid
54:27Barbie doll
54:28I got my game on
54:30Watch me,
54:31watch me,
54:31watch me
54:32prove you wrong
54:32I ain't no dumb blonde
54:34I am a freaking chariot
54:36I need your icon
54:39Come and watch me,
54:39watch me,
54:40watch me
54:40prove you wrong
54:41Stand up everybody
54:43Yeah,
54:44say it loud
54:45Come and shout
54:46to the hell now
54:48Watch me,
54:48watch me,
54:49watch me
54:49prove you wrong
54:50Stand up everybody
54:52Yeah,
54:53say it loud
54:54We're bombshells
54:55raising hell
54:56Help me,
54:57watch me,
54:57watch me
54:58prove you wrong
54:58Yo,
54:59I ain't clean
54:59but I won the cup
55:00Came through heavy
55:01on it in a Bentley truck
55:02It was me,
55:03young Avril,
55:04security tucks
55:05In the back
55:05just in case
55:06one of y'all run up
55:07One of y'all,
55:08um, um,
55:08all of y'all be stuck
55:09When you see a young queen
55:10in the flesh,
55:11what's up?
55:11All I hate you was doing
55:12got the Barbie popping
55:13Now all of them
55:14want to be a Barbie
55:15I'm watching
55:16But you never gonna stop me
55:17Never gonna top me
55:18Millions on millions
55:19They never gonna die
55:20I am the prototype
55:21No,
55:23I don't want no frauds
55:24Wink,
55:24wink
55:24I ain't no dog blood
55:27I ain't no stupid
55:28Barbie color
55:29I got my game on
55:31Watch me,
55:32watch me,
55:32watch me prove you wrong
55:33I ain't no dog blood
55:35I am a freaking cherry
55:37Oh yeah,
55:38be your icon
55:40Just watch me,
55:41watch me,
55:41watch me prove you wrong
55:42Stand up everybody
55:44in the air
55:45I'm saying loud
55:46I'm saying loud
55:46I'm saying loud
55:47I'm raising hell
55:48Now watch me,
55:49watch me,
55:50watch me prove you wrong
55:50I'm saying loud
55:52I'm saying loud
55:53I'm saying loud
55:55Let's go,
55:56I'm raising hell
55:57Now watch me,
55:58watch me,
55:59watch me prove you wrong
56:00That was great
56:07Queens,
56:12we have made our decision
56:14P.M.
56:21Shantae,
56:21you stay
56:22Go in it,
56:36let's go in it
56:37Hazel
56:39Yes
56:40Behind those hazel eyes
56:42is a star on the rise
56:45Thank you so much
56:47Thank you so much
56:47for this opportunity
56:49I feel so blessed
56:50to be here
56:51Well we are so blessed
56:52to have you here
56:52Thank you
56:54Now sashay away
56:55This flat white
56:57will end
56:58sit now
56:58Love you
57:01Love you
57:01Love you
57:02Love you
57:03You can catch me
57:07on my one person
57:08comedy show
57:09coming very soon
57:10You got any
57:12cop tickets?
57:15I feel very disappointed
57:19I just feel like
57:20I didn't really
57:21get to show off
57:22who I am truly
57:24as a performer
57:25just besides that
57:26iconic lip sync
57:28You bitch
57:35Am I Fifi O'Hara
57:36in this moment?
57:42Oh my god
57:44The beautiful hazel
57:47You are absolutely beautiful
57:49like you said
57:50You should be so proud
57:52of yourself
57:52This is just the beginning
57:53And that's what it's about
57:54I know
57:55I've sashayed away
57:57a few times
57:58in my time
57:59Get your person
58:01Come on
58:02Let's go
58:03We going to Texas
58:03Let me take her
58:04Let me take her
58:05Is the bus still running?
58:07Yeah
58:07Baby
58:08You going to the train station
58:09or something
58:10Girl hit it
58:12Congratulations queens
58:14You live to slay
58:16another day
58:17The world has never
58:19needed the magic
58:19of drag more
58:20So remember
58:21Stay true
58:23North
58:23Strong
58:24And
58:25Here
58:26That's right
58:28Now let the music play
58:29Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:47You'll be the hostesses
58:48With the mostesses
58:50On our brand new drag talk show
58:52The Shade
58:53I feel a little sad
58:54that neither of you
58:55really wanted me in your group
58:56This is definitely not the energy
58:58that I want to start with
58:59It's not just like
59:00having a drag mother
59:01drag daughter
59:02It's about the connections
59:03you make along the way
59:04Girl
59:04This is boring
59:05I love this talk show
59:06by the way
59:07Wow
59:07You were made for TV
59:09You're like
59:10Cindy Lou Who's
59:11bloody cougar stepmom
59:14Tanya Lou Who
59:15Tanya
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59:16Thank you
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