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Canadas Drag Race Season 6 Episode 3 br TBA
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02you'll be writing commercials to promote your new cruise lines.
00:05Welcome aboard the SS.
00:09God dang it! I love this ship!
00:13Saltina Shaker, congratulations!
00:15The queen I've decided to save is...
00:18Hazel.
00:20Sammy Landry, shantay you say.
00:22Paolo, sashay away.
00:30It's a new day in the workroom and...
00:44Wait, wait, wait.
00:46This room is feeling a little less crowded.
00:49Oh my God.
00:51We have yet to read Paolo's message.
00:54Because as she left, girl, she took the energy too.
00:58Now I need to read.
01:02Booking for anything, clown...
01:06Wedding.
01:07Wedding.
01:08Oh, she wants her bookings, she's manifesting.
01:10I love Paolo and I miss her,
01:12and I hope she gets Autumn Dan bookings.
01:15Diva, when she left, she brought the Paolo outage.
01:17Okay.
01:18Oh my God.
01:19She shut this bitch down.
01:22She did, that part.
01:24This is the first lipstick message, and shit is getting so fucking real.
01:29This does not come off easily.
01:32The competition here is next level.
01:35So you can yippie-ki-yay-gay out the door anytime, bitch.
01:41This is what happens when you tell a white person to clean.
01:43The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
01:50With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
01:56With extra special guest judge, Isis Couture.
02:00Well, I just want to congratulate my sister for joining me in the winner's circle, Saltina.
02:10I feel like I've left my mark on this competition.
02:17Being in the top two weeks and then winning one of them, I feel absolutely amazing.
02:22I want to say thank you to Saltina for using your Bieber on me.
02:26I really, really appreciate that.
02:29Saltina, thank you for giving me the Bieber!
02:34I'm just so grateful that she saw me.
02:38I know that Hazel was really fighting in the bottom three last week in Untucked,
02:42but Sammy, I really wanted some more fight from you.
02:45You were very distraught after the lip sync, and you even said,
02:48Paolo deserves to be here.
02:50I was shocked that Paolo was in the bottom,
02:52because I thought she was going to win this week,
02:54and I thought she was going to win this competition.
02:58Girl, what?
03:00Let's not get crazy!
03:02I had trouble fighting for the Bieber because I flopped.
03:05In the challenge, I flopped on the runway.
03:07I genuinely had a moment where I was questioning everything.
03:10Girl, I need to see the fire behind your eyes,
03:13and I need you to prove to me, but also to yourself,
03:16that you need to stay in this competition right now.
03:19Now I feel so even more driven because I now have something to prove.
03:23Oh!
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Yeah!
03:27There you go!
03:28That's over with!
03:29Let's go!
03:30Canada.
03:31Sheena already, then had her.
03:33My queens.
03:35Oh!
03:36Y'all wanted a twist, eh?
03:38Pick your poison, as they say.
03:41But one wrong choice, and you'll rue the day.
03:45What?
03:47Pick your poison.
03:49Pick your poison.
03:50Good morning, girls!
03:52Yeah!
03:53Yeah!
03:54Yeah!
03:55Come on, Trade Lynn Hyde!
03:57Yes, ma'am!
03:58Over the years, I've noticed that there are two challenges
04:02that every queen fears the most.
04:04Design and the Snatch Game.
04:07Huh?
04:08So what if I told you that today we're doing both?
04:14Bitch!
04:15What is going on right now?
04:17This week is a double feature.
04:20Snatch Game and Design.
04:22But you only have to do one of them.
04:28What?
04:30You get to choose your own adventure.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34We have to choose one.
04:36Okay.
04:37Okay.
04:38Woo!
04:39It's less complicated now in my head.
04:43Will you select the sewing machine?
04:46Or will you rather try your luck at a game of Snatch?
04:50Choose carefully, though.
04:52We will name a winner and a bottom two from each group.
04:56There is not a lot of room for failure this week.
04:59Damn.
05:00We got two winners and four bottoms.
05:02That is so gaggy.
05:04Sammy Landry.
05:05Yes.
05:06As the winner of last week's lip sync, you get to choose first.
05:09You will then decide which of your sisters goes next.
05:12What will it be?
05:13What will it be?
05:15Is she funny or is she creative?
05:18She's both.
05:19This choice is a big one.
05:21But let's be real.
05:22I'm going for Snatch Game.
05:23All right.
05:24Yes.
05:25Okay, Sammy, who will choose next?
05:30There are only so many poisons to pick from.
05:32So if you get to go early, you get the pick of the litter.
05:35But if you go a little later, you might get stuck with a challenge you don't want to do.
05:39I feel like my bottom sister deserves a chance to shine.
05:44So go ahead, Hazel.
05:46What is the universe telling me in this moment?
05:49Am I going to go acting round two?
05:52Or am I going to try and sew and design?
05:54This would be the easiest decision for me personally.
05:57I'm taking a risk.
06:00Oh, she's a design girl.
06:03Hazel, who will choose next?
06:05I am excited.
06:06Because Hazel and I are besties outside of this.
06:09And Hazel's going to pick me.
06:11I'm going to have to go with Miss Vanessa Goth.
06:18I can feel PM beside me.
06:20You know, a little pissed, but I'll take it.
06:22That's just true to my roots.
06:25She's a desire.
06:27Who's up next, Van?
06:29My sister, Ebony.
06:31I know what you think I'm going to do.
06:34And I'm going to do just that.
06:35So I'm going to take the snatch game.
06:38Okay, Ebony, who's it going to be?
06:40I'll give it to Sar.
06:42I'm looking at both of the groups.
06:43And bitch, Ebony and Sammy are in the snatch game.
06:46Those are two funny bitches.
06:48So I don't know if I want to go up against that.
06:50Who's it going to be next?
06:51Dulce.
06:52Okay.
06:53Ooh.
06:54That's so wild.
06:55Okay.
06:56Dulce, you know I don't sew.
06:58So please, save your sister.
07:00I think I'm going to choose my sister, Caramel.
07:03Thank God.
07:04Thank Jesus.
07:05Thank Jesus.
07:06He is on my side.
07:09Well, no.
07:12I can already tell who's already buddied up.
07:14And that's sort of how these choices are happening.
07:16People are picking their friends.
07:17And I'm looking at my group from last week like somebody pick me, please.
07:21I'm going to go with my sister Saltina.
07:24Saltina, shake her.
07:26Snatch game it is.
07:27What?
07:28Snatch game it is.
07:30I do not want to get stuck with the design challenge.
07:34I am going to choose Belma.
07:36I can do both.
07:37But which one will make me safe or on the top?
07:40Oh.
07:41I choose Snatch game.
07:42The girls are brave this season.
07:43There is only one bottle.
07:44And it is for design challenge.
07:45Okay, Velma, who are you picking next?
07:46I'm picking PM.
07:47Oh.
07:48PM.
07:49I'm choosing PM because I think they might be good at sewing.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Maybe I choose wrong.
07:53Fuck my sister.
07:54Did you want to be careful?
07:55I can't do this.
07:56I can't do it.
07:57I can't do it.
07:58I can't do it.
07:59I can't do it.
08:00I can't do it.
08:01I can't do it.
08:02And I can't do it.
08:03I can't do it.
08:04I can't do it.
08:05I can't do it.
08:06I can't do it.
08:07I can't do it.
08:08I can't do it.
08:09Did you want to be a Snatch Girl?
08:10I wanted to do Snatch Game, yes.
08:13Damn.
08:14Maya, since you were last to be selected,
08:16you can choose to join either.
08:18Joke's on you, bitches.
08:20I get to choose.
08:21What's it going to be?
08:22Well, I am known for my design skills on the East Coast.
08:26That's a total lie.
08:27Anyway, we're doing Snatch Game.
08:28All right!
08:30Yes.
08:32The queens playing Snatch Game are
08:34Seltina, Maya, Ebony, Sammy, Caramelk, and Velma.
08:40And our designing women are
08:41PM, Dulce, Star, Van Gogh, and Hazel.
08:46For your designs, you'll be creating a look
08:48for the fabulous Snatch Game after party.
08:50Okay.
08:52Category is...
08:54Scene Stealer.
08:55Feel free to help yourself to everything provided
08:58by Hamilton's own Anne's Fabric Shop.
09:00Come on, Anne!
09:01We'll soon find out who made the right choice.
09:05Racers, start your sewing machines
09:07and may the best drag queen blank!
09:10Now bottoms up!
09:15Oh my God.
09:16This is such a gag.
09:17This is a gag.
09:18This is a huge gag.
09:19This week's Master Challenge
09:20is a Drag Race doubleheader.
09:23Baby, they said,
09:24I know what you're scared of.
09:26You don't want to do Snatch Game
09:27or Design Challenge.
09:27So what about you pick?
09:29Did any of you, like him and Ha,
09:31about your choice?
09:32Or did you know for sure
09:32you wanted to choose Snatch Game?
09:34I knew.
09:34Yeah, I knew I wanted to choose Snatch Game.
09:36Everybody wins with their strengths, I think.
09:39How nice it would be to have a choice.
09:42I really wanted to do Snatch Game, obviously.
09:45I am a little shocked
09:46that my sister didn't choose me,
09:48but this is a game
09:49and I understand how you're playing now
09:51and I will play the same way.
09:53Hazel made a stupid fucking decision here.
09:56You should have picked me
09:57because then that puts us both on opposite ends,
10:00which ensures that we both might be able
10:02to be here next week.
10:04Can I give you a hug
10:05because I feel fucking bad as fuck.
10:07It's okay.
10:08You can feel bad.
10:09Ow.
10:09All right, Saltina, who are you doing?
10:12Your favorite kooky scientist.
10:14Oh.
10:14Well, hello, I'm Einstein.
10:16Oh, hello, I'm Einstein.
10:17Oh, hello, I'm Einstein.
10:17Oh, hello, I'm Einstein.
10:19So I am a scientist
10:20outside of being a drag queen.
10:23Wait, excuse me?
10:24I'm an undergrad
10:25in environmental ecotoxicology
10:27and geochemistry.
10:28Oh, she's a geek.
10:29So I know all, like, the physics jokes.
10:30I know the math jokes.
10:32Albert Einstein equals the perfect choice.
10:35So my first character here,
10:37I have Abby Lee Miller.
10:39Oh, you better watch it.
10:40From Japan's mom.
10:41My other character is Miss Kiki Palmer.
10:44I love Kiki Palmer.
10:45Yes.
10:46Snatch Game is all about improv, okay?
10:49You need to know who that character is
10:51and I know Kiki, like, the black of my hand,
10:54so I feel like I could do her really well.
10:56I have two choices as well.
10:57So one option is Nova Scotia legend,
11:01Sid the Kid, Sidney Crosby.
11:04Ooh, who is that?
11:07And my other option is the Long Island medium,
11:10Teresa Caputo.
11:11Oh, here he is.
11:12I think both are really strong.
11:14I just don't know which way I want to go yet,
11:15so we're going to see.
11:17Well, Johnny's coming back,
11:18but as Justin Trudeau.
11:20Oh, shut up.
11:23I also have another choice,
11:25but it was King Charles.
11:27Okay.
11:28Oh, okay.
11:29Like, King Charles, yes, that's me.
11:34So Justin Trudeau.
11:37So my first choice is Marjorie Taylor Greene.
11:41Stop.
11:42She is, like, the ultimate conspiracy theorist Republican lady.
11:49Oh, okay, wait, now I don't know who you're talking about.
11:51She has fucked up hair.
11:53Mitch, why are y'all doing politicians?
11:55If you know you're funny,
11:56why not go for someone that is over the top?
11:59So I have a few options,
12:01but my main option is Flava Flav.
12:04Do you think, like, there's pressure
12:07to, like, Shea Coulee 1 as Flava Flav?
12:09There's definitely a lot of high expectation there.
12:12What they normally notice
12:13is my big, fat, 14-inch clock.
12:18You know what time it is?
12:21Shea Coulee is, like, the god of all drag queens,
12:23so no matter what,
12:25like, nobody's going to match her level.
12:26That would be, like, insane.
12:28But I'll try.
12:29Okay.
12:31The design challenge is creating
12:34a scene-stealer look for the after-party
12:36after the Snatch Game,
12:38and I need to steal the scene
12:39and show these bitches up.
12:41Low-key, though, sewing is so much work.
12:43It is so much work.
12:45You went to fashion school, right, Vance?
12:46I did go to fashion school.
12:48Now it makes sense.
12:49Now it makes sense.
12:50I've also made garments for dragers before.
12:53I made Aurora's showgirls look
12:55and part of her Me, Myself, and I best drag look,
12:58and I made part of Terra Nova's
13:00Alien Superstar look.
13:01It wasn't on TV.
13:03That one.
13:04Oh!
13:05How is your design going, sister?
13:07What I'm making is a cutesy little dress
13:10that comes down just above the panty line,
13:13and I'm going to attempt to make, like, a little train.
13:17I love the word attempt.
13:19There are three designers in this little five-some over here
13:23and two not designers.
13:24I'm feeling a little nervous.
13:27I don't want to go out there looking simple.
13:30Yeah.
13:30I really want to make sure I stay true to the PM fantasy,
13:34so I think I'm just going to go really, really
13:36alternative club kid with it.
13:38I want this to be fantastical.
13:40I want this to be PM,
13:41but I'm not sure if my level of execution
13:44is going to be enough against these queens.
13:46What about you, Star?
13:48I'm doing, like, a full mermaid moment.
13:50I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more
13:52to get a lot of drama at the bottom,
13:54and then I have to make the big stars
13:57that are going on my knockers.
13:58I think Star's style is a little, how you say, tacky.
14:04And then I'm going to have lots of gold appliques
14:06and gold trim everywhere,
14:07and I want to be sparkling, for sure.
14:10I know she can work a sewing machine,
14:13but I've never gagged at something Star has worn.
14:15So am I going to start here?
14:18I don't think so.
14:22I don't know, girl.
14:26Snatch Game is one of those curve falls,
14:28so if I'm in the bottom,
14:29I'm doing everything and everything possible.
14:32That beaver will be used on me.
14:34Hey, Velma, how about for this challenge?
14:37For this challenge, we look up for each other.
14:39The girls need it.
14:40Of course.
14:40The girls are right here.
14:41Oh, yes, of course.
14:43So a bunny came to me,
14:44and she asked me if we want to do a girl alliance,
14:48and I'm, like, really touched about it.
14:51It's so cute.
14:51If I'm in the top of the city,
14:53if you're in the bottom, and vice versa.
14:55Uh-huh.
14:56If it has to happen,
14:57I will for sure help her.
14:59Okay.
15:00Of course my girl.
15:01Yeah, I'm making an alliance with her.
15:04A fake alliance with her.
15:06But she don't know that.
15:09But sister, we got to look for each other this challenge.
15:11Yeah.
15:12No black girls in the bottom for Smash Game.
15:14Girl.
15:15No black on blackheim.
15:17Bitch, at this point, I should have been Oprah.
15:19You get an alliance.
15:21You get an alliance.
15:22You get an alliance.
15:24Girls, all fun and games is over
15:26because we have a snatch to eat up.
15:28Woo!
15:29There is so much pressure off of my shoulders right now
15:32that I am not doing the snatch game.
15:35Bitch, I get to sit back and relax
15:37and watch the live.
15:39Welcome to the gayest show north of the border.
15:46It's the snatch game!
15:50I'm your host, Brooklyn Heights.
15:52Let's meet our players.
15:54She's your favorite designer's favorite designer,
15:57Donatella Versace!
15:58Is it the real Donatella?
16:03I don't know.
16:04It's Isis Couture.
16:05She's equally as fabulous.
16:07Now, Donatella, what's a fashion rule
16:09I should always follow?
16:10If you're not wearing Donatella,
16:12Donatella me about it.
16:15You see what I did there?
16:18And he's feeling his mount a limp pussy.
16:21Whoop-a!
16:23It's Greek god Zeus!
16:25Hey, oop-a!
16:29My god, Pythia is Zeus.
16:31I need to be crushed between those hairy thighs.
16:36Now, Zeus, is it true that lightning never strikes twice?
16:39Baby, I'll strike you however many times you want.
16:42Hey!
16:44All right, now it's time to meet our panel of stars.
16:50What time is it?
16:52Yeah, boy!
16:53It's Flava Flav!
16:54Flav!
16:54Yo, yo, yo, it's Flava Flav!
16:58What's ticking, good licking?
17:01Now, what time is it, actually?
17:04I don't know.
17:05My clock's not ticking, boy.
17:08And bonjour, hi!
17:10It's former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
17:13Bonjour, Brooklyn.
17:14Since we saw each other at Canada vs. the World, I'm separated from my wife, from my country, and I'm single and ready to mingle.
17:26And he equals MC squared.
17:30It's Albert Einstein.
17:31Who said that?
17:33Who said that?
17:33Mrs. Brooklyn Heights.
17:34It's just Miss, but yes.
17:36Well, after this, I don't know.
17:39But see!
17:40Is this like Brooklyn Heights dating show?
17:42Oh, no.
17:43Hopefully she's here to make Snatch Game great again.
17:48It's Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.
17:52I'm so happy to be here.
17:54Are you?
17:55In the 51st state.
17:59This is my happy face.
18:01Well, we are so happy that the barn could spare you for a day.
18:06Moving on.
18:07I bet she saw this coming.
18:09It's Long Island medium, Teresa Caputo.
18:12Thank you so much for the book.
18:13And you know, the economy, it's affecting the spirit world as well.
18:16Is it?
18:17Yes.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:18I just want to let everybody know I can only do readings on Canadian spirits.
18:21It's because the Americans are charging tariffs.
18:25Is there any spirits here with us right now?
18:27Do you know what?
18:28There's somebody coming through that's saying that they were somebody's stylist for today.
18:32I think it was Marjorie's stylist.
18:34It's Melinda Verga.
18:35Did she help you out today?
18:37She, Melinda Verga, helped me throughout this competition.
18:42I can tell she did the makeup.
18:43Yes.
18:44Yes.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45Yes.
18:48And let's have a Kiki.
18:50It's Kiki Fama.
18:52I know it ain't.
18:53I know it ain't the Brooklyn.
18:55You know it's your girl.
18:57Now, have you seen any of these celebs before?
19:00Well, I have seen Flava Flav.
19:01You know, I was almost on the shelf.
19:03Really?
19:03Yeah, but I canceled.
19:04There was too many messes and pumpkins on there, you know.
19:07What's a pumpkin?
19:08Girl, a big, blonde, white, mmm.
19:12Oh, a pumpkin.
19:14Our first question is for Donatella.
19:18These Drag Race lip sync songs are getting kind of wild lately.
19:21Next week, they're lip syncing to the sound of blank.
19:27Our stars are writing.
19:30Markers down.
19:30Okay, what do you think, Donatella?
19:32What are they lip syncing to the sound of?
19:34They're going to lip sync to the sounds of your ass.
19:38Of my ass?
19:39Let's see if we can find a match.
19:44Let's see if we can find your ass.
19:47Let's check in with Flava Flav.
19:50I put the tick on my clock.
19:52The tick on your clock.
19:54But your clock isn't ticking right now.
19:55But my other clock, we go with tick.
19:58Chalks.
20:00Not a match, unfortunately.
20:02Let's check in with Albert Einstein.
20:05I think I got a match.
20:06Oh, yeah?
20:07It is Bunsenbunners.
20:09Oh!
20:10Emphasis on the buns.
20:13That's almost a match.
20:14Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Oppenheimer.
20:18Justin Trudeau, what did you put down?
20:21I write Christina because I'm a fighter.
20:26And you know, I'm going to fight for my country.
20:29But you're not prime minister anymore.
20:31I know.
20:32But I'm going to fight for it because it's important.
20:37Even the spirits are confused with that one.
20:41Let's go back to Zeus, though.
20:43Did you hear I'm writing a spicy romance novel targeted to drag queens?
20:47I'm thinking of calling it blank.
20:49I'm thinking of calling it One Night in Brooklyn.
20:56Oh, One Night in Brooklyn.
20:58I bet we could all fit in there.
21:01Kiki, what's your answer?
21:02So listen, I got a few drag queen friends.
21:05So I wrote All Tuck, All Play.
21:07Now listen, Brooklyn, I don't really know what a tuck is, but as long as you're tucking it into the right place and that's in the novel, I'll be reading.
21:14Okay, not a match, but a good title.
21:18Let's check in with Teresa Caputo.
21:20So I also consulted my drag queens who had passed on and they said two titties and a tuck.
21:26Two titties and a tuck.
21:27Not a match, unfortunately.
21:29Are you a fan of drag queens?
21:31I love drag queens.
21:32I basically am a drag queen.
21:33Yeah, I mean, your wig is bigger than most of the drag queens here.
21:36It's bigger than Palo's wig, for sure.
21:43Let's move on to our next question.
21:45This one is for Donatella.
21:46I'm starting a foreign exchange program for drag queens.
21:50I've offered to send Jimbo overseas, but all we could get in return was blank.
21:56Okay, markers down, everyone.
21:59Donatella, what do you think?
22:01Silicone.
22:02Silicone.
22:03Silicone is my answer.
22:04Let's see if we can get a match.
22:07Marjorie Taylor Greene.
22:08I'm not a fan of illegal immigrants.
22:12I could tell.
22:13But the only one I will accept in return, Jesus.
22:21When Jesus came down upon us, he gave us Trump and the McRib.
22:31What would Jesus think of this snatch game?
22:33He's telling me right now he doesn't want to go with us.
22:35That's it.
22:38He doesn't want to go.
22:39He doesn't want to go.
22:41Jesus don't like you.
22:43I have a personal relationship with Jesus.
22:47He says it's over.
22:48Maya is taking me out.
22:53Pretty much roasting Marjorie Taylor Greene at the same time.
22:57So fucking funny.
22:59Let's check in with Slave of Flaves.
23:01Yo, if there's one thing my agent told me before coming on the show is that drag queens are always late.
23:06Time is never on your side.
23:08So I put cloaks.
23:11Yeah, boy.
23:12That's all we could get.
23:13We could just get cloaks.
23:14Cloaks.
23:16Caramel took a bold swing.
23:18Picking a character that did so well for Shea Coulee.
23:21I don't think it's doing as well for Caramel here.
23:23Yeah, boy.
23:24Justin Trudeau, I'm starting a foreign exchange program for drag queens.
23:30I've offered to send Jimbo overseas, but all we could get in return was what?
23:35Uh, just before I answer, Brooklyn, I have a little something for you.
23:38Yeah, I brought you chocolate from Canada.
23:42Yo, are we in Canada?
23:45It looks like my makeup palette to drag dark brown to white chocolate.
23:52She's a chocolate sister now.
23:53Thank you so much.
23:55My answer is 25% of her.
23:5925% of her?
24:00Of Jimbo.
24:02I don't understand.
24:04I am so uncomfortable watching Velma.
24:08I know I may not be doing the best, but I know I'm not doing the worst,
24:12and that's because I'm sitting right next to Mr. Justin Trudeau.
24:15All right, our next question is for Donatella.
24:18Bethia is one spooky queen.
24:20When someone says, boo, she says.
24:25All right, markers down.
24:28When someone says, boo, she says.
24:30Let's check in with, oh, Einstein, you're getting so disrobed.
24:42It got a little hot in here.
24:43But, Brooke, do you have tickets?
24:45Do I have tickets to what?
24:46To the gun show.
24:47Oh!
24:48I have my tickets for the gun show.
24:53I have my tickets for the gun show.
24:54I know you have your guns.
24:55I know.
24:56So what does Bethia say?
24:58Then Bethia says.
25:00Ah!
25:00Hey, that's accurate.
25:10Very close with no cigar.
25:13Let's check in with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
25:16She says, Obamala.
25:19What's Obamala?
25:20Obamala is the devil.
25:23Okay.
25:24Not a match.
25:25Obamala.
25:25Obamala.
25:27Not a match.
25:29I told you she did not like black people.
25:32Let's check in with Teresa Caputo.
25:34Now, I know all about being scared.
25:36Yeah.
25:36At any point in time, I'm like a single mother to 75 dead women.
25:40So I get where Bethia is coming from.
25:41I know that she was terrified of Isis couture.
25:44So she said, not another design challenge.
25:48Period.
25:49You better read this, man.
25:53Sorry, where did your accent go?
25:55Oh, it's back.
25:56It's back.
25:56There it is.
25:58Not another design challenge.
26:00Not a match, but an excellent answer.
26:04Well, thank you all for playing.
26:06That is our Snatch Game.
26:08And the winner of Snatch Game is Santa.
26:17Thanks, Griffin.
26:19We just did the Snatch Game.
26:29Yeah.
26:31Coming into the workroom after Snatch Game, I'm feeling over the moon.
26:34Honestly, I don't think it could have gone any better.
26:36I really, really think I have a shot this week.
26:38I don't know.
26:39Like, the Snatch Game is so intimidating because it's like, we've seen like heavy hitters in the competition do Snatch Game before
26:43and get like taken the fuck out-fired.
26:46Do you know what I mean?
26:46You don't know what way that's going to go.
26:48I don't think anybody like completely bombed.
26:51I know I did so bad.
26:54I'm like happy with the result of everybody.
26:58Like, we did a good show.
26:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:59But I'm like, no.
27:01Maybe if we were like more queens, I would like just be in the middle and it wouldn't show that bad.
27:09I just want to say for anyone, if you are unsure and you think you're going to be in the bottom, make sure you put away some drag for me.
27:15I would love a wig.
27:17The other queens are heading home, done for the day.
27:22Ugh.
27:23And we're like not even halfway through.
27:25Girl, I'm starting to think like, maybe should I pick Snatch Game?
27:28Called it up.
27:29Night.
27:30We're out of here.
27:31Bye.
27:31Bye.
27:32Good luck.
27:32Fuck it up.
27:34Rest up.
27:35See you bitches later.
27:40Ladies, the workroom is a mess.
27:42We got to have those clean silhouettes and a clean workroom to work.
27:45So I'm going to get cleaning, girls.
27:50Oh, girl.
27:52Girl, this thing is so good.
27:54No shade.
27:59Girl, bye.
28:00Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
28:03That was your turn.
28:08Isis and Pythia in the workroom, bitch.
28:12They're so talented.
28:14So any advice I can get from them, I will take it.
28:17Have you ever sewed anything before?
28:19Once or twice.
28:20An outfit before coming here.
28:22For the show, I learned how to sew.
28:25We ain't going to give you like some Isis couture over here, but we got the basics down.
28:29I hope.
28:30So what I want to do for the scene stealer is this.
28:33I'm doing like a cute little mini dress right here.
28:36And then I want bands here and here.
28:40So it will tie in with these ones down here as well.
28:42My advice would be tack the middles of the laces meeting.
28:46You know what I mean?
28:46Okay.
28:47So they don't shift while you walk.
28:49Yes.
28:49Okay.
28:50Got it.
28:50Roger that.
28:51So I am making this gorgeous and opulent mermaid gown like this.
28:57Oh, wow.
28:58The whole outfit is very inspired by like the night sky.
29:01Because your name is Star.
29:02Well, yeah.
29:03Oh my God, a concept.
29:05What do you think is the best way to get the structure with like the fabric on top?
29:09I would make like an open channel like this way and then feed it and then feed it through
29:14and it'll help hold the fabric up.
29:16And also do it in the back too.
29:17So it doesn't flop backwards.
29:19Okay.
29:21Done.
29:22How are you doing gorgeous?
29:23Good to see you.
29:24Do you want to share your design with us?
29:27No.
29:27Just kidding.
29:28I totally do.
29:29I'm joking.
29:29Careful.
29:30I'm here tomorrow.
29:32I'm making an outfit that's going to really show off my body.
29:35Growing up as like a bigger person like all the way, I've always wanted to like cover up.
29:39But this time I'm like doing the complete opposite of that.
29:42Girl, my body's my home.
29:43I live in it every day.
29:44So like I want to show love to it and respect to it.
29:46I like the direction you're going.
29:48It's gorgeous.
29:49You're great.
29:50But I think you should have more.
29:52To make it a little bit more drag.
29:53You should do like a gradient of stones.
29:56Sort of like going outwards.
29:57You know what I mean?
29:57Just kind of give some sparkle onto the applique.
30:00Oh, we've got a designer in our midst.
30:03Well, you know, I do so.
30:04You don't care or there.
30:06Okay.
30:06This was going to be a full catsuit moment.
30:08This is stunning.
30:09And then I'm going to have this dress on top.
30:11And this applique, are you going to repeat it anywhere?
30:13Yeah, yeah, a bunch more.
30:14Maybe like there's no reason for this gray.
30:16Okay.
30:17And then I was going to make a hat.
30:18And a hat.
30:19And a hat.
30:20You just confident, huh?
30:21I have a lot of pieces going on.
30:23But if I can do it all, it's going to be sickening.
30:26Oh, hi.
30:27It's on the floor.
30:28Come on into my kitchen.
30:30It's everywhere.
30:31Do you want to show us your sketch?
30:33Um, so, yeah, I didn't have a sketch.
30:37How come?
30:38I've just gone with my gut.
30:40So, um, so far, I'm doing a frontless dress.
30:44I'm going to be doing some frontless dress.
30:46Frontless dress.
30:47Hmm.
30:48I am so in need of their advice right now.
30:52Whatever they say is going to go here.
30:54The hem is really tight.
30:55Have you tried walking in it?
30:57Uh, no.
30:58You're not going to be able to walk at all.
31:00This has no stretch.
31:01Look.
31:02Yep.
31:03Obviously, I am not a seamstress.
31:05I seem stressed right now.
31:08I have so much work to do.
31:11Well, thank you guys for sharing your designs with us.
31:13We wish you the best of luck.
31:15And make sure you just sell it.
31:16No matter what happens, make sure you just sell the shit out of it on the runway.
31:18Thank you guys.
31:20Good luck.
31:20Have fun.
31:21Bye.
31:23Wow, that was wild.
31:24That was wild.
31:25That was so cool.
31:26You need to be able to move in this stuff.
31:29If not, then you have to, like, hope for the best.
31:34Yep.
31:34Hope for the best.
31:36I'm stuck.
31:37I got it.
31:38Do you need help?
31:40I am so frustrated.
31:42It feels like every single thing I touch is turning into a pile of steaming shit.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:50What the fuck?
31:52I am feeling myself start to shake.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:58I just can't get it.
32:00I am seeing the clock ticking, and I am getting nervous that I'm not going to finish.
32:08You got it.
32:09You can do it.
32:12All of these things that I've practiced just suddenly evaporate, and I am left with the
32:18worst stage fright of my life.
32:22Here, give me a hug.
32:27So at this point, I am worried.
32:31Oh, my God.
32:32It's elimination day, and looking around the room, I'm seeing a lot of stretch velvet with
32:41shit glue to it, and I'm not gagging.
32:44I'm excited to walk down that runway and stomp.
32:48Do I feel safe or good enough?
32:52No.
32:53I probably should have gone with snatch, but, you know, this is all about trying something
32:57new and uncomfortable.
32:59Is this the right time to take that risk?
33:01Absolutely not.
33:02How are you feeling about, you know, when we all walked in the workroom at the start?
33:07Sisters, should we maybe have a little bit of an alliance off the bat?
33:12Well, yes.
33:13Top three alliance.
33:15Are we going to stick with it, or what's the take?
33:17I mean, I'm down.
33:19I'm a loyal bitch.
33:20I am too, honestly.
33:21Same.
33:22I know.
33:22These two are my girls.
33:24If any of us are ever in the bottom, we can have each other's backs and save each other.
33:29Maybe first three in, last three out.
33:32I feel like the game is a fuck this week.
33:37I kind of know if you're an accident and an alliance with, like, everybody.
33:43Girl, let's keep playing it.
33:44I have a couple alliances, but you're definitely my main.
33:48Girl, I want to be top two with you.
33:50Ebony and I have a similar mindset.
33:54I know that she'll cut a bitch.
33:56I know I'll cut a bitch.
33:58I know that we'll both use our power strategically.
34:01So she's kind of the perfect person to align with.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:03We need, like, a lovely name for her.
34:05Oh, we do.
34:08Scissor sisters.
34:10We are the Scissor sisters.
34:14We stay true, nor strong, and fierce to each other
34:18and to none of these other bitches.
34:20Scissor sisters.
34:21Meow.
34:22Mmm.
34:22Cluck it.
34:24How do you feel?
34:26I feel good.
34:27I feel good about my look.
34:29It's a different side of me.
34:31I can't wait to see it.
34:32I was nervous to do Snatch Games because there's so many, like, loud personalities.
34:37Every time I took a decision, I just go for it.
34:39Like, it's done, it's done.
34:41Maybe it was not a good choice, but we were good.
34:44But, um, I don't think I was really good.
34:49Ebi and I definitely want to knock out some of these top competitors.
34:55Oh, ciao.
34:57Baby, we're about to come in.
34:58We're about to clean house.
35:00Velma's been in the top this entire competition,
35:03and everybody always talking about wanting to beat the best.
35:06Honey, this is your opportunity to beat the best.
35:09You see them in the bottom.
35:11You see them close over there.
35:12I'm going to come up to that cliff and just kick you right down there, okay?
35:15I don't want to play no dirty game.
35:17I want to get a ball.
35:19I want her, too.
35:20I'm so excited.
35:21I'm just going around it and planting this seed with everyone.
35:26So, I really want to get a strong competition.
35:29That's part of the game.
35:30So, I really do want to get Velma out.
35:32Like, I want her to go home.
35:34Honestly, it's like I've had the same thought because Velma's been killing it,
35:37and it's like, is this the opportunity to get her out?
35:40But she's also been really good to me,
35:42so I sort of have that personal connection that I'm struggling with.
35:44But it's not personal.
35:45It's not personal.
35:46It's true.
35:47Ebony's talking about making a power move,
35:49and honestly, bitch, I think I might be into that.
35:51Everybody knows that the East Coasters are nice,
35:53but this salty cod might switch it up.
35:55Oh.
35:57Girl.
35:57Velma, honey, you're a danger girl.
36:21Yeah!
36:23Come on, mother!
36:24Let your whole body talk.
36:27Look at those dainty shoulders.
36:34Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
36:38She's worked more red carpets than a vacuum cleaner.
36:41It's Tracy Melshor.
36:43Hey, Brookie.
36:44Hey, Tracy.
36:45Who would you have done in the Snatch Game?
36:47You know, Brooklyn, I'm drawing a blank.
36:49And if laughter is the best medicine,
36:52then he's got the prescription.
36:54It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
36:56Yes, and I've got all the side effects as well.
36:59Now, Carson, I'm assuming you would have chosen the design challenge.
37:03You know, actually, I would do the Snatch Game.
37:05I'd do an amazing Anne Murray.
37:08You know what?
37:08I can see that.
37:09You needed me.
37:10And it's our season two winner, Isis Couture, is here.
37:16You know, Brooke, I could get really comfortable on this side of the judging panel.
37:20Not too comfortable, bitch.
37:21This is my house.
37:24This week, we challenged our queens to choose their own adventure in dueling maxis.
37:29Racers, start your engines.
37:32And may the best drag queen win.
37:34Carisma, uniqueness.
37:38Category is scene stealer.
37:42First up, Dulce.
37:44I'm stepping on onto this runway in this amazing blue gown and, like, jewels and pearls serving, like, after-party realness.
37:52I've heard of a pearl necklace, but I've never seen a pearl shawl.
37:56Lucky her.
37:58I want to show the judges that, like, I can sew.
38:00And, like, anyone that looks at this outfit and says, I can't, girl, you're done, because it looks amazing.
38:05There's a lot of blue in the room.
38:09Next.
38:10Star doll.
38:11I am wearing my very first mermaid gown that I designed and created all by myself.
38:17The higher the shoulder pads, the closer to God.
38:20I am covered in all these beautiful gold stones with all of this beautiful purple velvet that is hugging every inch of my body.
38:28Oh, she gave herself a gold star for this look.
38:32Van Gogh.
38:35Okay.
38:37I am in head-to-toe custom Van Gogh on this runway.
38:41I'm giving you a cat and crocodile fitted dress with boning, non-stretch, a fully-footed cat suit,
38:48and a gorgeous hat with an ostrich trim.
38:51That outfit's fucking gorgeous.
38:54But I'm also known for having bad tastes, so maybe I'm wrong.
38:59Look at that brim job.
39:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
39:03And now, P.M.
39:06The fantasy I am serving is confused beauty realness.
39:11I really wanted this to be vampy, a little bit nymph-like.
39:16I wanted to look like a creature in a weird, length dress.
39:22P.M. didn't get to pick their poison.
39:24And just looking at the look, I can see why they didn't want to pick this one.
39:31And finally, Hazel.
39:34Ow.
39:35You know what?
39:35Maybe a bitch can sew.
39:37She really tied one on.
39:38I'm walking into the after-hours club, stealing the spotlight.
39:43You can catch me on the dance floor, shaking ass, having too much fun.
39:48And listen, I ain't just gonna steal the scene.
39:51Hazel is a naughty-ass girl, and she's gonna steal your man, too.
39:55She loves a strap-on.
39:57Oh.
40:00Welcome, queens.
40:02The judges have made some decisions.
40:04When I call your name, please step forward.
40:10Ebony LaBelle.
40:13Hazel.
40:17Saltina Shaker.
40:20Sammy Landry.
40:24Dulce.
40:29You are all safe.
40:32You may leave the stage.
40:39Queens, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:43Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:46First up, Maya Fox.
40:48Now that is how you do Snatch Game.
40:51The wig, the nails, the accent.
40:55You were Teresa Caputo.
40:57I actually, I met Teresa Caputo.
41:00Okay.
41:00She read me.
41:01Okay.
41:02I think I was wearing white after Labor Day.
41:04I can't remember what it was.
41:05But I actually do know her.
41:07It's about capturing their essence, and you really did that.
41:10Honestly, I was so blown away by your performance.
41:13You were so present.
41:15The way that you volleyed between me and Pythia,
41:18between the other contestants,
41:19was the perfect way to play Snatch Game.
41:23One of my favorite parts was that you called out Pythia for losing multiple design challenges.
41:31That was just for you, girl.
41:33I appreciate it so much.
41:34It's also the truth.
41:35Next up, my future ex-husband, Velva Jones.
41:41The look, as usual, is impeccable.
41:44But to quote Trinity the Tuck,
41:45where were the jokes?
41:48There were none.
41:49It felt like you came in with certain bits,
41:52and you did them even if they did not fit the moment.
41:55The chocolate moment didn't really land.
41:58Those pre-planned bits, you're too busy thinking about them,
42:02so then you're not able to really be in the moment
42:05and listen to the conversation that's happening in the room.
42:08I was, like, trying and trying and trying things,
42:10and I know it wasn't working, but I never give up,
42:13and I hope that showed.
42:16Yeah, it did show.
42:16You did.
42:17You made it awkward right till the end.
42:20Next up, Caramel.
42:22The look, perfection.
42:24Loved the rhinestone clock,
42:26but it became only about the clock.
42:30You have to mine that character for richness and really know them.
42:33Flava Flav oftentimes speaks about himself in the third person.
42:37Those are all little things that can help you.
42:39It felt like you kind of did your little,
42:41yeah, boy, and then you'd go back to bed,
42:43and I would have loved to have seen you interact
42:45with your other players more.
42:47Moving forward, I would like you to just be
42:50that big, amazing personality that I know.
42:52The Snatch Game just did not work for me.
42:55Next up, Star Doll.
42:57Hi.
42:59You have such a million-dollar smile,
43:00and you do always light up the runway.
43:03But with the appliques and the stars and the beading,
43:07I would have liked to have seen some editing done.
43:09I feel like things were just thrown on top of things,
43:12and it started to look a little bit messy
43:13and a little bit sloppy.
43:15My biggest problem is the folding of when you were walking.
43:19In the walkthrough yesterday,
43:21you asked me how to fix that top part.
43:23Now, what I told you to do, you chose not to do.
43:26And I really wish you would have done it
43:28because it really would have helped.
43:29Fashion is a language.
43:31Everybody is sending us a message here.
43:33What is the concept?
43:35I really wanted to give, like, a star in the night sky
43:38and a little bit of, like, crazy rich Gaijin.
43:41That's very much my vibe.
43:44I would pick one of those.
43:48Up next, Van Gogh.
43:51This is the girl that I want to hang out with
43:53at the Astor Partay.
43:55It's giving me Gothic Mae West.
43:58Fabulous.
43:59This looks like a completely conceptualized
44:01and well-executed look from head to toe.
44:05And that's very hard to do in a design challenge.
44:08It's just perfect.
44:10The hat is so beautifully done.
44:11I love the hair poking through.
44:13I love the dress on top of it.
44:15I really, really appreciate the way
44:17that you carry the tights down over the shoes.
44:20Did you paint the shoe just to match?
44:22Oh, I made a shoe cover.
44:23Those details are things that,
44:25especially in a design challenge,
44:27put you over the top, and we notice.
44:29Let me start off by saying,
44:31and I don't give this compliment very much
44:33or to anyone,
44:35I would wear this outfit.
44:37And I could see me or Brooke wearing this outfit.
44:39I would totally wear this.
44:40It's very...
44:41I would wear it, too.
44:42Me, too.
44:43Who would wear it best, though?
44:46Whoever's going to give me the win.
44:48Great job, great job.
44:50Last but certainly not least,
44:52PM, you always put on a show,
44:54no matter what you're wearing.
44:56So you always come out
44:57and give us a performance
44:58and give us a presentation,
44:59and I really appreciate that.
45:01This look, however,
45:02doesn't know what it wants to be
45:03when it grows up.
45:04It was giving Cirque just so gay.
45:06You know, fun energy
45:07and kind of very kooky,
45:09but you're just, like,
45:09not sure what's going on.
45:11The look itself
45:12missed the mark for me.
45:16The portions,
45:18the fit,
45:19the black band.
45:20Did you take classes before this?
45:22Oh, yeah.
45:24Oh, you did?
45:25Okay, it's all right.
45:27Based on the judges' critiques,
45:29we have made some decisions.
45:32Maya Fox,
45:34congratulations.
45:35You are the winner
45:36of the Snatch Game.
45:38Stop it.
45:39Stop it.
45:40Good job.
45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
45:42I just won
45:43the frickin' Snatch Game.
45:45What is life?
45:46This is wild.
45:48This is, like,
45:48a dream come true.
45:50Van Gogh,
45:51congratulations.
45:51You are the top designer.
45:55I won my second challenge here.
45:58Oh, my God!
45:59And I won a design challenge,
46:01baby, pluck it.
46:02You have each won
46:03$2,500 cash
46:05courtesy of Evolution Wonder Lounge.
46:08Yes!
46:10Velma Jones,
46:12Caramelk,
46:13Stardoll,
46:14and PM.
46:15You are the bottom queens this week.
46:18Maya Fox,
46:19Van Gogh,
46:20as this week's winners,
46:23you have each
46:24earned the power
46:25of a golden beaver.
46:26Girl, gag it.
46:27Granting you the ability
46:29to save one of your challenges'
46:30bottom queens
46:31from lip-syncing for their life.
46:34Shit.
46:36You know what they say.
46:38Two beavers are better than one.
46:40Period.
46:41You hold the fate
46:42of your sisters
46:42in your hands.
46:45You may leave the stage.
46:46Oh, my God!
46:51Oh, my God!
46:51Oh, my God!
46:52Oh, my God!
46:52Hello!
46:53Hello!
46:53Hello!
46:53Hello, sister!
46:55Come on in.
46:58After hearing the judges' critiques,
47:00I am going into Untucked right now,
47:02feeling a little bit defeated,
47:03but I still think I did better
47:05than the other girls
47:06in the design challenge.
47:08So what happened?
47:10I won the design side.
47:12Yay!
47:15And I won the Snatch Game!
47:19You fucking did it!
47:21Thank you, baby.
47:22Girl, I'm the first person
47:23from the East Coast
47:24to ever win a challenge
47:25on Canada's stride race,
47:27let alone the Snatch Game.
47:29We do have a very big decision.
47:31Yes.
47:31There are two beavers
47:33at play here.
47:34Oh, yes.
47:35And we only get to pick
47:36between our groups.
47:37So basically,
47:39Maya and I are deciding
47:40the bottom two.
47:41Oh, Miss Beaver came
47:42to play this season.
47:44She has a twin,
47:47and they're gonna save
47:48two queens.
47:51Can I just say, like,
47:53this is so hard right now.
47:57The fact that it's my sister,
47:58Van, that you have to pick
47:59is so hard,
48:01but I am here for a reason,
48:03and I am a shooting star.
48:04I just am having a hard day.
48:07I'm having a bad day.
48:09I don't even actually
48:10think it's that bad,
48:10because, you know, like...
48:12I'm feeling good
48:14in the back of my mind,
48:15because I know that Van
48:16is a loyal-ass bitch.
48:18Yeah, you're good.
48:18Don't worry.
48:19Van and I have that
48:20top three alliance with Hazel.
48:22Going based off of, like,
48:24the challenge,
48:25which is design,
48:26I do believe that, like,
48:29Star, you constructed better.
48:30I thought my sister
48:32might have my back,
48:34but now I am on the bottom,
48:35and nobody's supporting me,
48:37so I know I really
48:39have to fight my case.
48:41They didn't love my outfit,
48:43obviously.
48:44I don't love it either,
48:45but I am extremely
48:48proud of myself.
48:49I didn't get to choose
48:51where I went this week.
48:53Yeah.
48:54I have two options,
48:55and I feel like I'm
48:57weighing apples and oranges.
48:58I know I should save Star,
49:00because she didn't do
49:01as bad as PM did the challenge,
49:03but I'm like,
49:04this is what you wanted to do,
49:05and you didn't do well at it,
49:08whereas PM was the only person
49:09who didn't get to pick
49:10their poison.
49:11This is a really hard choice,
49:13and I haven't made my mind up.
49:15Like, on the personal side,
49:16it's like we've been
49:17performing together for years,
49:18and I know how bad
49:19you want this,
49:20and how much you've, you know,
49:21how much work
49:22you've put into this.
49:24I want to be here
49:25so fucking bad,
49:26and I don't want you
49:28to choose me
49:28because we're friends,
49:29but, like, you know,
49:30I have not shut up
49:31about wanting to be
49:32on this show.
49:33Like, I need to be here.
49:37I cannot go home right now.
49:38I cannot.
49:40For me,
49:41stage was always
49:42my safe stage.
49:43I didn't have anybody
49:45in my life
49:45that could help me.
49:47I think my representation
49:48matters so much here.
49:51Velma is, you know,
49:53representing a community.
49:55At times,
49:56we need to take
49:57that into account.
49:58Velma,
49:59you're my drag family.
50:02I would choose Caramilk.
50:07What?
50:08Caramilk,
50:08you did better
50:10in the challenge.
50:11I'm surprised
50:12that Saltina
50:13don't want
50:14to save me.
50:16Now I know that
50:17maybe I shouldn't
50:18trust her.
50:19I would probably
50:20base it based off
50:21of this challenge
50:22for this week.
50:24Snatch game
50:24is notoriously difficult.
50:27Caramilk,
50:27I did not think
50:29you did the worst
50:29this week
50:30so I'd probably save you.
50:31At this point,
50:32I am feeling alone.
50:34I think everybody
50:35should be a little bit
50:36worried about people
50:38having their back
50:39because I think
50:40it can change
50:41every week.
50:43Velma,
50:43can I just say
50:44being here with you
50:45has been very
50:46important to me
50:49as a non-binary
50:51artist here
50:51and to see you
50:53walk in this room
50:54and just like
50:55be so confident
50:56with your choices
50:57has been so inspiring
50:59to me
51:00and I am so proud
51:01because I thought
51:03I was gonna be
51:04the all
51:05queer
51:06representation
51:08and it's been
51:09so nice
51:09looking into the room
51:10and just never knowing
51:12what you're gonna pull out
51:13and I fucking love you.
51:16Everyone is just crying.
51:17I'm so over the tears.
51:19I'm so over it.
51:23Unfortunately,
51:24there's no challenge win
51:24for the person
51:25who shed the most tears.
51:26Girl,
51:27we're a season
51:27of fucking criers.
51:37Welcome back,
51:38queens.
51:40Maya Fox,
51:42heavy is the hand
51:43that holds the beaver.
51:45Who do you want to save
51:46from the chomping block?
51:49I just want to save
51:50the both of you
51:51are fabulous
51:51but I can only save
51:53one person
51:54and the person
51:55I'm choosing to save
51:56is Velma.
52:03Well, I'll be damned.
52:05Oh, she's heavy.
52:08Van Gogh,
52:11who have you decided
52:13to save?
52:16Everything she said
52:17for sure
52:17and I want to save
52:20the person
52:20who didn't have a choice.
52:23I'm going to save PM.
52:28We'll all be damned again.
52:30I am gagged.
52:32I am gagged.
52:33Holy shit.
52:35Van broke the alliance.
52:37Velma Jones,
52:38PM,
52:39you are both
52:40out of the woods
52:41this week.
52:42You may join
52:44your sisters
52:44at the back.
52:46Good luck,
52:47both of you.
52:52Caramelk,
52:53Stardoll,
52:54I'm so sorry
52:55but this means
52:56you are both
52:57up for elimination.
52:58This is so unbelievable
53:00right now
53:01that I'm in the bottom two.
53:03Van knows that
53:04I am fierce competition
53:06and this girl
53:08really played the game.
53:10This is a competition
53:11but I see that
53:12we are playing
53:13more with our mind
53:14opposed to our heart
53:15and my heart's gone.
53:17It's been broken
53:18so I have to fight.
53:20I cannot go home
53:21right now.
53:21Two queens
53:22stand before us.
53:24Prior to tonight
53:27you were asked
53:27to prepare
53:28a lip-sync performance
53:29of Tonight
53:30I'm Getting Over You
53:32by Carly Rae Jepsen.
53:34This is your last chance
53:36to impress us
53:36and save yourself
53:38from elimination.
53:42The time has come
53:44for you to lip-sync
53:47for your life!
53:54Good luck
53:55and don't fuck it up.
53:58I want to smash your fears
54:01and get drunk
54:04and love your tears
54:05Don't you share your smile
54:08with anyone else but me
54:11I want to touch your heart
54:16I want to crush it in my hands
54:21Make you plead and cry
54:24as you give up all the lies
54:27When I love you
54:30When I love you
54:31But more than friends
54:35Put a name to every single word
54:41you ever said
54:43No more crying
54:46No more crying
54:47To get me through
54:50To get me through
54:51Fight!
54:52Fight!
54:52I'll keep dancing
54:53till the morning
54:55with somebody new
54:58Tonight I'm getting over you
55:01Tonight I'm getting over you
55:04Tonight I'm getting over you
55:09Tonight I'm getting over you
55:12Over you
55:14Over you
55:16Tonight I'm getting over you
55:20Tonight I'm getting over you
55:23When I love you
55:30I love you
55:32My golden friends
55:36Put a thing to every single word you ever said
55:44No more crying to get me through
55:51I'll keep dancing till the morning with somebody new
55:58Tonight I'm getting over you
56:02Queens we have made our decision
56:15And it was close
56:20Caramel
56:24Shantae you say
56:26Thank you so much
56:34Thank you
56:35You may join the others
56:40Thank you
56:42Please
56:51What the fuck why am I here?
57:08Look at me it does not mean you're a bad queen
57:12You're amazing
57:13It sucks right now I get it
57:16But you will get through this
57:18I love you bro
57:19I love you too
57:19Thank you
57:20Thank you so much
57:21Star doll
57:28In a room full of stars
57:30You always shine bright
57:32Now sashay away
57:35Yes sir
57:39Please
57:41I'm a star
57:43We love you star
57:48I'm filled with so much sadness right now that Van didn't pick me
57:57But you know what it is a competition and I would have ate her the fuck up in a lip sync
58:02So let's be real
58:03I might have fallen but bitch I will always and forever be a son
58:08Congratulations queens
58:15You live to slay another day
58:18The world has never needed the magic of drag more
58:21So remember
58:22Stay true north strong and
58:25What?
58:26Fear
58:27Yes
58:28Now let the music play
58:30You wear it well
58:32Lipstick lipstick
58:33Paint it on
58:34You wear it well
58:36Use your suits
58:37You
58:37Ooh
58:38Ooh
58:38Ooh
58:39Work it for me
58:41Work it for me
58:42Me
58:43You wear it
58:44You wear it
58:45You wear it well
58:46Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:49It's the return of the reading battles
58:52She's back, back, back, back, back again
58:57I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person
59:00Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
59:02Let the reading begin
59:04Em, your makeup is a little dry
59:07Kind of like your punchlines
59:10No girls are reading
59:14I feel like it is a little dry
59:15I feel like it is a little dry
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59:17I feel like it is a little dry
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59:22I feel like it is a little dry
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59:24I feel like it is a little dry
59:25I feel like it is a little dry
59:26I feel like it is a little dry
59:27I feel like it is a little dry
59:28I feel like it is a little dry
59:29I feel like it is a little dry
59:30I feel like it is a little dry
59:31I feel like it is a little dry
59:32I feel like it is a little dry
59:33I feel like it is a little dry
59:34I feel like it is a little dry
59:35I feel like it is a little dry
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