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00:00Wendelstein, a former museum fixed up by survivors, it now serves as a shelter, a place we call
00:12home. As for its name, I hear originally it belonged to a calico that lived at a famous
00:19church. She was paid to guide visitors and hunt mice, a noble namesake indeed. About
00:2850 humans reside at the outpost, each playing an important role and helping one another
00:34survive. Sensors and alarms have been set up around the perimeter to keep cats away.
00:41We've devised numerous methods of preventing them from infiltrating the building. It's
00:45sad, but necessary. We sought out Tsutsumi, but after finding the shelter abandoned, Kauru
00:53and I changed our plans. Instead, we took Aravda's advice and headed to the Citadel. We soon
01:00met its mistress, who took us in, like the strays we had become. Her name? Grandma. With
01:08her charisma and ability to quickly assess any situation, she holds the base and its occupants
01:13together. Grandma took a liking to us, and we were able to secure a place here. In short,
01:25we work hard every day so eventually we can repay her for all she's done.
01:43As we see, She was punished had beings because of they were
02:00another war. She is longer municipally. Today, she is morelated than her face. She is
02:08Oh
02:38Oh
03:01Welcome back. Glad you could make it my dear grandson grandma
03:07We're here, too and still human
03:10So tell me about how today's supply run went not bad. We managed to locate enough food to last a few more days
03:18So there's that
03:20We'll manage for the time being at least I doubt there's much left to scavenge in the surrounding area though
03:27Also, we were able to rescue a survivor. He used to be a doctor
03:31Another mouth to feed, but his skills should be very useful. I will speak with him personally later
03:39One more thing
03:41What's that?
03:43The cats out there were at peak cuteness today
03:47Now that is valuable Intel
03:50I'm relieved you both made it back safely. You're invaluable soldiers and we're lucky to have you
03:57We're unworthy of such praise you're all their numbers are increasing every day
04:03The world has become a cat paradise on top of that more and more bandits are showing up
04:09It's becoming harder to find safe havens if we sent rookies out to gather supplies
04:14I have no doubt they'd either be catified or attacked by raiders. We can't even enjoy a morning stroll anymore
04:21Humans spent years building civilization only for it to crumble so easily
04:28Or were cats just stronger and cuter than we expected?
04:32Either way, it's a tragedy
04:34As long as we can continue to find cats cute. I think there's still hope for the world
04:39Yep agreed kitties are adorbs 24-7
04:43Young folks like yourselves are the key to maintaining this place and surviving the new world order
04:48Anyway, sorry to dump something like this on you as soon as you got in
04:55But we have a bit of a problem
04:59Tell us everything
05:00We've lost contact with the team we sent out to explore a large shopping mall
05:05They miss their scheduled check-ins and there's been no radio communication either a full day's silence so far
05:13Are you for real something must have happened to them?
05:16You'll go of course we'll find them
05:20Every defender counts this base needs all the help you can get against the cats
05:25We'll leave here at dawn
05:28Didn't even have to think about it
05:31What about you two?
05:33I should have checked with you guys first no pressure though
05:37Really like you had to ask man, you know
05:40I'm always game for a fight as the old saying goes he who doesn't work doesn't eat
05:46The three of you do so much for us. I appreciate it sincerely
05:51Now go get some sleep
05:55I'm beat first thing I'm doing is hitting the shower the cafeteria for me hygiene can wait
06:02Hmm
06:03She said to rest, but maybe I should do some drills and study. Hey Koenigie wait up
06:09Any injuries not a scratch all thanks to you guys. I'm still in shock
06:17I can't believe a place like this really exists
06:21Everyone's been kind even though. I'm a stranger. Oh, right. Would you like a guided tour? Oh, you mean it? That'd be great
06:28Wait
06:37So how long will they let me stay here? Grandma will decide that grandma
06:43She'll send for you soon
06:45Okay, this is the restroom water's precious use it sparingly
06:50Feels good to be back in human civilization
06:53Oh
06:55Koenigie hi, is that the newcomer? Yes, Suo. This is Kisuke
07:01Hello
07:02I'm a doctor. Oh, uh, hi
07:05I'm responsible for managing our inventory of food supplies and other necessities. Oh, how rude of me
07:11I ought to have introduced myself first. I'm Suo nice to meet you quite impressive for someone so young
07:18Very come on hardly
07:20Everyone here is working hard to coexist like how things used to be
07:28It's a difficult task for humanity right now
07:32This is my favorite place
07:38They use it for movie screenings we get one per day. Oh wow
07:42Distraction really is essential during dark times like these Koenigie. You brought the new guy?
07:47Nothing beats an incredible film. I like B-movies personally. Oh, um, yeah, same. I mean who doesn't?
07:56What do you think let's put on a special screening for the new guy here?
08:01Hmm, it's early, but this is a special occasion, uh-huh. Oh
08:06Oh
08:08What a cute cat I like? No, I love this one. You're mad. Are you saying that I'm less important than this animal?
08:16Yeah, I sure am cats are better than people any day. How could you?
08:21Homewrecker, or maybe you prefer cat burglar
08:25Hard to believe so little time has passed you know
08:28A few months ago seems like this we're just everyday life
08:37The warmth of a cat's body when you touch it the fur that gets all over your clothing
08:43The meows and purrs that are capable of soothing the most troubled soul
08:47But that's all in the past now
08:49The idea of living in a world where we can't touch cats for the rest of our lives. It's terrifying
08:57I'm afraid I'll forget how things used to be
09:01Our species have such a close bond and yet we feel so far away
09:06Is mankind finished? Will any memory of us survive this?
09:11Don't worry. I will save the world, huh?
09:18I'm sure it sounds preposterous to you, but I mean it
09:23It's not like I know how to fix things yet or I'm able to conduct complex research on my own
09:30But I do know I'm capable of something. No one else is I can feel it
09:36Right now. I'm in the middle of finding out what that is
09:42When I saw you three fighting off those cats I got the sense there was still a chance for us
09:49Even though the world is adorable and desperate part of me believes what you're saying and things will go back to how they were
10:00A world where people and cats can live together
10:04All the cats in town have been stolen and you want me to stay calm where did all of them go my cats gone, too
10:11It turns out she was an alien
10:13This is just awful. They're disgusting
10:16You want to waltz in there and get them back? You're nuts. That place is a fortress
10:21Not a problem. Yeah, I used to be a cat beret
10:26Aliens takes a lot more than that to scare me
10:31Cats assemble
10:33What's this a cat hug? I'm never letting you go again. I promise
11:03This abandoned shopping mall that we're heading to how far is it? We're about an hour away, I think
11:29It's still hard for me to believe three tough veterans like them aren't reporting in
11:34I hope nothing bad has happened. They've been at Wendelstein since it was first founded, right?
11:41For sure. I don't think either of you really interacted with those guys
11:46Not too surprising since they were rarely at the base to begin with
11:49The team's made up of a father and his two sons a rare case of a family surviving
11:57You've heard of the great assembly of the thousand and one cats. It's a legend in the Citadel the place was completely surrounded
12:04For three days and three nights they managed to hold them off Wendelstein wouldn't be here without them or so folks say
12:11If my math is right, that'd be about 14 cats per hour by the sound of it. They're a remarkable family
12:20What could possibly have happened to men that strong?
12:41That will find some hidden treasures in there
12:59Just don't let your guard down you lunkheads a bit early in the day even for you dad
13:11It's too quiet. That's because cats are ambush hunters. They're here biding their time
13:26Also it reeks of felines
13:31You guys up there look
13:41He he he bet you're the loudest one in this mall
13:57Who's a cat of lungs that big
13:59Still the undefeated master of loudness
14:09But please don't hate me even though I'm clearly better
14:12Cats hate loud sounds due to their developed hearing they especially dislike the deep voices of men
14:19Which reminds them of ferocious beasts if you want a cat to be your friend
14:23Talk in a high-pitched voice and you'll notice a difference
14:27That ought to keep those fuzzy menaces at bay for a little while
14:31It has the same effect on humans too
14:36Take a look at this
14:38What a masterpiece
14:40Which one's your type?
14:42Well, they're all cute, but I'd go with the Siamese. You can't beat the big whisker pad on them
14:48I prefer the Abyssinian myself. Those forearms are so sexy
14:53Get your lazy butts over here
14:57The poster can wait we just found ourselves a food oasis
15:09We hit the jackpot with this place boys
15:11A cat that isn't freaked out by the sound of dad's voice clearly. It's not like the others be careful
15:31It's fast hey look this way kitty kitty eyes here
15:36That was close let's be
15:48That's a good kitty
15:52Not bad for a furball you've got some moves
15:56Yep, that's that for you who else can dodge a cat's slap like it's nothing
16:00Well, you know makes sense you did study boxing karate aikido and Sistema
16:08So bad not only did you get fur all over my favorite coat you managed to mess up my perfectly styled beard too
16:16You may be fast and cute little one, but I can handle you no sweat
16:21We've gathered more than enough supplies. We're pulling out
16:25Roger
16:30Oh
16:32Oh
16:34Oh
16:36The Earth is just unreal.
16:56It's so fluffy.
16:59My fingers are literally sinking in like there's nothing under a soft thick fur.
17:03Even at this distance, I can detect the scent of a cat that's just been running through
17:10the crate outdoors.
17:11Come here, climb into my lap, you sweet chump's love.
17:20How could you be a villain with a chump-drunk face like that?
17:23Snap out of it and get your head in the game!
17:27Why, is this a new kind of cat?
17:39The cuteness levels are off the chart!
17:42Leave things here to me.
17:44I'll catch up with you soon.
17:45What?
17:46No!
17:47Come on, Pop.
17:48There are a lot of hungry folks at the Citadel waiting to be fed.
17:52Get a move on!
17:54We'll meet up when you're done here.
17:58You're looking for someone to play with?
18:00Well, here I am, kitty kitty.
18:02Come closer and make this old man's day.
18:06Damn it!
18:09I never thought it'd come to this!
18:10What's up with the cats here?
18:26It's got a nightcap!
18:27If we wait a bit, you think Mr. Meowstradamus will take a nap?
18:30Stop imagining it!
18:32They want us to lose focus so they can attack!
18:39What?
18:40It was a trap?
18:53I thought cats were supposed to be solo hunters!
18:58They also hit the Citadel en masse.
19:01Looks like their tactics have evolved.
19:04Fire!
19:05Don't hit them!
19:08It's no use!
19:14One jumps back and two more appear!
19:16We're hanging on by a whisker!
19:18I'm all out!
19:23A mandarin bomb!
19:28Nice going, bro.
19:30Cats dislike the smell of citrus.
19:33To their sensitive noses, the acidic aroma resembles the stench of rotten meat.
19:39And with such keen olfactories, instinct tells them to stay far, far away.
19:45And although they're unlikely to eat it, the limonene in citrus peels is toxic to cats.
19:51So make sure you properly dispose of them if any feline friends are nearby.
19:55God, that bought us time.
19:57But they're going to regroup any minute now.
19:59Let's do the same.
20:00No!
20:01This can't be!
20:02No!
20:03It's not possible!
20:04Dan!
20:05Dan!
20:06I don't think any mandarin bomb is going to get us out of this mess.
20:19So what now?
20:20Hey!
20:21We'll get out through there!
20:22It's do or die!
20:23I choose do!
20:24On three...
20:25One...
20:26Two...
20:27Three!
20:28Run!
20:29Close it slowly!
20:30We don't want a cat getting hurt!
20:31Right!
20:32We don't want a cat getting hurt!
20:33Right!
20:34Damn it!
20:35This day's gone from bad to worse!
20:38What are we supposed to do now?
20:39What are we supposed to do now?
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21:19What roll?
21:23You alright?
21:24I told you to jump in.
21:25You had to get blue.
21:26...
21:27Thank you so much for watching.
22:27One of my grandchildren made something strange.
22:57Is that a cat's tail? It's adorable.
23:01Now talk to it.
23:03Hello, kitty.
23:05See? It's relaxed.
23:07You can tell how a cat's feeling by watching its tail move.
23:10Wow. How fascinating.
23:13I have some food for you.
23:15It looks scared.
23:16Not to be mean, but it may just be his face.
23:19Taigoro, I'll be home soon, okay?
23:22That sounded like a, yeah, whatever.
23:25He doesn't take you seriously.
23:27Harsh, bro.
23:29Say something funny, brother.
23:31Let me think.
23:33The cat went splat.
23:36Now look, you've broken the poor thing.
23:38Was my joke bad enough to send it into a tailspin?
23:41I failed as a cat cafe owner.
23:43It just needs rebooting.
23:44The point we're trying to make is keeping a cat isn't as easy as you might think.
23:48Hey!
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