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00:00In the year 20X8, disaster struck, and the world was overrun by adorable cats.
00:12A virus broke out that turned people into cats, and within months, the planet was transformed.
00:21Major cities in every nation fell under feline control.
00:24Now, powerless against this onslaught of cute, humanity saw its culture erased, and retreated into hiding to witness its own demise.
00:38And thus, the cat age began.
00:54I don't know.
02:41Oh, shit.
02:43You sure gave us a workout.
02:46If you don't want to get hurt, then don't put up a fight, got it?
02:50Excuse me, I'll be taking this, sir.
02:53Hey, thank you kindly.
02:55All right, open it up and let's see our hall.
02:58Oh, yeah, we hit the jackpot.
03:05Look at all the cat photo books and cat goods.
03:08He's even got damn my tatami.
03:11Please, no.
03:12If it's food you're after, then take whatever you want.
03:14But those things are all that's keeping me sane.
03:17Huh, you morons forget what kind of world we're living in now.
03:22Well, in case you missed it, a thing called now Purchase Night happened and everything changed.
03:27People everywhere started turning into cats.
03:30All lifelines were cut off.
03:33Economies crashed.
03:34Governments collapsed.
03:36And the politicians who were supposed to save us couldn't because they turned into cats too.
03:41Left without food, clothing, and homes, people were run out of cities.
03:46And all humans became strays.
03:48Law and order don't exist in the post-neandemic world.
03:55So I don't care about your crappy food, man.
03:58Because this cat stuff's worth more than gold.
04:00And I'd rather be armed with some matatabi than a machine gun.
04:04But I think you know that.
04:06Or else why would you hide the most important stuff where you think no one will look?
04:11Oh, there's a picture of your kitty.
04:14That's my Alice.
04:16Damn, she's cute as hell.
04:18Yes, isn't she?
04:20So please give it back.
04:21Great, I can't do that.
04:23If it's got a cat on it, it's mine now.
04:26Hey, boss, look.
04:34Fireball's incoming.
04:35Guess we got a little too rowdy, huh?
04:38Right, typical cats.
04:39Their hearing's as good as they are cute.
04:43Of all the five senses, hearing is the cat's strongest.
04:48This ensures they don't miss the tiny sounds made by mice and other small prey.
04:53Their ears can rotate 180 degrees, allowing them to pinpoint the source of sounds with great accuracy,
05:01making them excellent hunters.
05:03More than anything, I'd love to dive into their pile of fluff, but I can't.
05:09Let's go, boys.
05:10Right.
05:11Later, chumps.
05:12Hope to see you again someday at Catmore.
05:15There are cats on the bikes?
05:20I didn't even notice.
05:23But why?
05:25Crap.
05:25The seats must still be warm.
05:28No choice, then.
05:29Excuse me.
05:31Please get down.
05:32Shoo, shoo.
05:34It's no use.
05:35There's nothing we can do.
05:37AHHHHH!
05:39SIGGARPHY!
05:42A giddy headbutt is a sign of trust!
05:44I'm honored, little ones!
05:46AHHHHHH!
05:47HAHAHAHA!
05:48They're...
05:49They're in my lap, expressing affection to ask me to play!
05:53You wanna play with a filthy guy like me?
05:55I love you!
05:57Sweet torment!
05:58If I gotta be a cat!
06:00Give me some brown fur!
06:01Quick!
06:08Now's our chance to run!
06:10Yeah!
06:18This way!
06:19This way!
06:31They're two seconds from pouring out of there!
06:38Let's move before they turn liquid!
06:42The door!
06:51Hurry!
06:54Faster!
06:55They're coming!
06:58You're almost there!
07:00They say that just interacting with cats can trigger the release of oxytocin, the happy hormones.
07:11Don't worry about me.
07:17He's one of them now!
07:25Wait!
07:26What the?
07:30Hey!
07:36Over here!
07:40Man!
07:41Had a rough time out there, huh?
07:43Huh?
07:44Hehe!
07:46Are you alright?
07:47That was you?
07:55With the water gun?
07:56We were out gathering supplies, when we heard cats mewing, and some humans screaming in abject terror.
08:03Well, thank you.
08:05That was good timing.
08:07Your companion has turned.
08:08I'm sorry for that.
08:10Though for what it's worth, he seemed happy.
08:14We should get going.
08:16We'll be snuggled into submission if we stay here.
08:19Are you good to move?
08:21We have a car parked right outside.
08:23Yeah.
08:24I can walk.
08:25But it's cats for days out there.
08:27How will we make it?
08:28Leave that to us.
08:29Aura to take the lead.
08:38Kauru, protect this man.
08:40I'll bring up the rear.
08:42Look at that!
08:46I'm so sorry!
08:50Will he be alright?
08:52He's always like that.
08:53He feels guilty about the cats.
08:56You're up, Lady Kauru.
08:57Look after the new guy!
08:58Will do.
08:59I can't do this as well as Kunagi, but...
09:03You kitties want to play?
09:11Catch me if you can, Fernbabies!
09:15Woo-hoo!
09:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:23Okay, get in quickly.
09:25Right.
09:29Hey, you two!
09:31We're ready to take off!
09:34How could this be?
09:35I thought catification was the only future left for us.
09:39But these humans are fighting the cats.
09:43No, it's more than a simple fight.
09:46It's a rebellion.
09:47I can't take any more.
09:49Time to go.
09:53Time to go.
09:54What about that other guy?
09:56Nice timing, Lady Kauru.
10:10You really need to stop holding dangerous stunts like that.
10:14But I look so cool.
10:15Thanks again for saving me, Miss...
10:18Um...
10:19You can just call me Kauru.
10:22It's a pleasure to meet you.
10:23The guy bawling his eyes out back there is Kunagi.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:27I'm sorry.
10:27I'm sorry.
10:28Man, most fun I've had in forever.
10:31The weird ninja wannabe up top is Arata.
10:34And my name is Kisuke.
10:36I was a doctor.
10:37Oh?
10:38A doctor?
10:39Where were you before?
10:40Staying at a shelter a few kilometers to the east of here.
10:43You were there?
10:45Please, can you tell us what happened?
10:47A friend of mine was one of the refugees.
10:49It's too terrifying to recall.
10:55It was a literal nightmare.
11:03But in the middle of the chaos, one brave young lady discovered a way out.
11:10At least a few of us were able to escape.
11:12That was Sutsumi.
11:13It had to be her.
11:15We scattered after that to make our own ways to safety.
11:18I have no idea where your friend might be now.
11:21I'm sure she's okay.
11:23Wherever she is.
11:24Yeah.
11:25She's a fighter.
11:30Cats are like miniature gods we can hold to our chests.
11:35If they governed the world, what a paradise it would be.
11:40Free of petty human infighting.
11:48My name is Marlow.
11:58And I'm a survivor.
12:00I don't know how many others like me there are.
12:03Only that I've survived the Nandemic so far.
12:08Looks like the nearest shelter is still a ways off.
12:10I hope this next one's safer.
12:14After what happened at the last refuge.
12:19Just thinking about it gives me chills.
12:22It's hard to imagine a more horrific tragedy.
12:25If that girl hadn't shown us the way out,
12:29I'd be a cute fuzz face right now.
12:32We headed different directions when we fled.
12:35I wonder if she's all right.
12:43I hear you.
12:45Worse than an empty stomach is an empty soul.
12:47They say no plant is actually called a weed.
12:55But to my untrained eyes, they might as well be.
13:00Wild oats, right?
13:02An annual plant in the Poiaceae family
13:04with a unique sort of on covering the grain.
13:08A popular type of cat grass.
13:10As for the reason why they eat grass,
13:12there are a few theories.
13:13It can be a digestive aid.
13:15Or help them with coughing up hairballs.
13:19Funny.
13:20It feels like I'm on a treasure hunt now.
13:22I'm starting to enjoy this.
13:27Lemongrass.
13:28As the name suggests,
13:30its flavor is reminiscent of the fruit.
13:32A type of grass used in cooking,
13:34herbal teas, and aromatherapy.
13:37Be careful though.
13:39As ingesting too much at once
13:41can prove toxic to cats.
13:44Green foxtail.
13:45A plant historically used as a cat toy.
13:48They will even sometimes consume its leaves.
13:52While it's safe to use as entertainment,
13:55you should avoid letting them eat the tips.
13:57Since it can lead to stomach issues.
14:01I've essentially become a vegetarian feline.
14:03Huh.
14:10A motel.
14:13Lucky me.
14:15There might be supplies inside I can use.
14:20I see you.
14:21It should be illegal being that cute.
14:24If it's just them,
14:25I should be fine.
14:26That's it.
14:35Surrender to your curiosity,
14:37mischievous little fluff butts.
14:39Pay no attention to me.
14:42Doors are closed,
14:43so there's probably no cats inside.
14:44Looks all clear.
15:03Huh?
15:03I'm dreaming.
15:06No way.
15:08It's sake.
15:10I almost shouted out loud there.
15:12Gotta be careful.
15:19Only one room to go.
15:20I doubt there's anything good left,
15:23but finding alcohol
15:24made this whole expedition worth it.
15:31A-ha-ha-ha!
15:32A-hell-yeah!
15:34A catalog!
15:34A-ha-ha-ha!
15:35A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:38A-ha-ha-ha!
15:38No!
15:41Those two pals heard me!
15:42If I go out the door,
15:44I'll run right into them!
15:44It's pretty far down.
15:54Can I make it?
15:55No, from this height,
15:57it's bound to do some damage.
16:00Not good.
16:01The duo's getting closer.
16:03If I stay here,
16:04it's going to end up a trio.
16:06Gotta summon my inner Nyaki-chan!
16:09Lend me your strength!
16:10That wasn't very Nyaki.
16:19More like playing Lucky.
16:20Found a good haul today.
16:42Looks like vegetarian tempura and sake tonight.
16:46The oil's starting to pop.
16:48This is really all I need out of life.
16:53The beautiful rustic aroma tickles my nose, but hunger is the best spice.
17:00I don't know what it is about the sound of food frying, but it always manages to lift my spirits.
17:08Dinner's served.
17:09Ah, this is what it means to live.
17:22These days, just making it from one day to the next is a challenge.
17:28Even the smallest glimmer of happiness reminds me to appreciate what I still have.
17:33All in all, it's not like this life is that terrible.
17:40Speaking of, time to dive into the real treasure.
17:43Oh, why are they so cute?
18:03How I miss them.
18:06What I wouldn't give to pet a cat.
18:10To feel its warmth again.
18:16I miss having one to sleep next to.
18:19This was a mistake.
18:28Taking in all that cat content has made me sentimental.
18:31I went overboard last night.
18:45Well, it's a new day.
18:51No more cat-themed plans for a while.
18:53Thanks for saving me, but where exactly are we headed now?
19:07I guess you could call it a fortress.
19:09Or a citadel.
19:10I'm sorry, a what?
19:12Take a look for yourself.
19:23What's the password?
19:26Love cats always.
19:51Still human, I see.
19:53Here, wild man.
19:55Thanks a ton.
19:57Another successful outing.
19:58How'd it go?
19:59Not bad, judging by the looks of him.
20:01Good luck ever catifying these two.
20:05Who'd you bring back, though?
20:07I'm no one.
20:08These three saved me.
20:09He's fine.
20:10Still, though.
20:11Get him checked out.
20:12Understood.
20:13Come with us.
20:14Sure.
20:20Howdy, how's it going, partners?
20:21Good, thanks.
20:23Beef or chicken?
20:25Beef, please.
20:27Hey, there they are.
20:29My weapons testers.
20:31Both survived.
20:32Well, that's a good start.
20:34So, what'd you think of the changes?
20:35Well, it's light and easy to use.
20:39But I'm not getting the same range that I have, Ben.
20:41Actually, mine's a bit too heavy for me.
20:44Suggestions noted.
20:46I'll start working on a version three right away.
20:48Hey, guys.
20:49Enough chatting.
20:51Grandma wants to see you.
20:53If we don't do something, food's gonna run out.
20:55Heavy dead again.
20:56We'll need to expand our search area.
21:01We're here.
21:03Enter.
21:11Welcome back.
21:13Glad you returned safe, my dear grandson.
22:17Субтитры делал DimaTorzok
22:47Kaku-ka-ite!
23:01So I've noticed how my cat loves small dark places and went and bought this!
23:07That's the ideal cat bed.
23:09The pickiest of felines would sleep soundly in there.
23:12You'd think, but...
23:17It's gotta be deliberate, right?
23:20Yeah, they do that.
23:22Trust me, I've thought about it a lot, too.
23:26I mean, cats do spend two-thirds of their day sleeping.
23:30So I splurged and bought Daigoro a bed fit for a king.
23:38You like that more?
23:40Yeah, they do that.
23:41Spent more on his bed than on mine.
23:43The point we're trying to make is, keeping a cat isn't as easy as you might think.
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