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Alice In Wonderland 1966
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00:09:21If you'll all be quiet and listen to me, I'll soon make you dry enough.
00:09:27Are you ready?
00:09:29Here is the driest thing that I know.
00:09:32Silence all round, please.
00:09:37William Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the Pope,
00:09:42was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders,
00:09:46and were of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest.
00:09:50Edwin and Morcaror, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria...
00:09:56I have never been so bored in my life.
00:10:01Did you speak?
00:10:03No, not a word.
00:10:05I thought you did.
00:10:07Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:08I shall proceed.
00:10:11Edwin and Morcaror, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, soon declared for him.
00:10:17And even Stiggand, as the Patriotic Archbishop of Canterbury,
00:10:23found it advisable to go with Edgar Aetheling and Arthur William the Crown.
00:10:30While the country still reeled under the shock of the conquest,
00:10:34the Conqueror followed it by introducing the feudal system,
00:10:38which was hardly a ray of sunshine,
00:10:41as it drove a coach and horses through the middle of the Anglo-Saxon Politech.
00:10:47As it was there.
00:10:48Mm-hmm.
00:10:49How are you getting on now, my dear?
00:10:51Oh, in that case, I move that this meeting adjourn for more energetic measures.
00:10:59And I think a good thing would be to have a caucus race.
00:11:04What's a caucus race?
00:11:05Well, best way to explain it is for us all to do it.
00:11:10Hmm?
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00:18:54You can't see more.
00:18:56I shouldn't understand it myself.
00:18:59It is very confusing changing size so often.
00:19:03It's not at all.
00:19:08I imagine you'll feel a bit queer when you change size, won't you?
00:19:12Not a bit.
00:19:14It feels very queer to me.
00:19:16Who are you?
00:19:18I think you ought to tell me who you are, first.
00:19:21Why?
00:19:22Ne?
00:19:24Hey, hey.
00:19:26Hey, hey.
00:19:32I have something important to say.
00:19:38Yes?
00:19:42Keep your temper.
00:19:44Is that all?
00:19:48No.
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00:20:52Um, um, in my youth, said the sage, as he shook his grey locks, I kept all my limbs very supple.
00:24:04But if I was doing nothing for you, I'd have to sort of find a time, you see, when I could squeeze it in. You see what I mean?
00:24:10I think you're absolutely idiotic.
00:24:13Hmm, hmm, well, maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
00:24:18Why does your cat look like that?
00:24:43It's a Cheshire cat, that's why. Pig.
00:24:48I didn't know the Cheshire cats look like that.
00:24:52All of them can, and most of them do.
00:24:54I don't know, there's any of them do.
00:24:56Oh, you don't know much, that's a fact.
00:24:58Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:25:16Mind the baby.
00:25:20Everybody minding their own business. The world will turn a grand deal faster than it does.
00:25:26That wouldn't be a great advantage.
00:25:28The world turns on its axis every 24 hours.
00:25:33Oh, don't bother me, I never could abide figures, could I?
00:25:40Speak lovely to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes.
00:25:45He only does it to annoy because he knows he's teasing.
00:25:48I speak severely to my boy.
00:26:17I beat him when he sneezes, for he could thoroughly enjoy the pepper, if he pleases.
00:26:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:30Here, nursing for a bit.
00:26:47Which way ought I to go from here?
00:26:53That depends a great deal on where you want to go to.
00:26:57I don't much care where.
00:26:59Then it doesn't matter which way you go.
00:27:01So long as I get somewhere.
00:27:05Oh, you're sure to do that if you only walk long enough.
00:27:12What sort of people live about here?
00:27:14In that direction is the Hatter, and in that direction is the March Hare.
00:27:20They're both mad.
00:27:22But I don't want to go among mad people.
00:27:25Oh, you can't help that.
00:27:26We're all mad here.
00:27:28I'm mad.
00:27:29You're mad.
00:27:30By the by, what became the baby?
00:27:37I'd nearly forgotten to ask.
00:27:39You turned into a pig.
00:27:41I thought it would.
00:27:47Did you say pig or fig?
00:27:50I said pig.
00:27:51No room.
00:28:20No room.
00:28:21No room, no room.
00:28:23No room.
00:28:26No room, no, no, no room, no room.
00:28:29No room, there's no room.
00:28:31No room.
00:28:32There's no room.
00:28:33There's plenty of room.
00:28:36Have some wine.
00:28:38I don't see any wine.
00:28:39There isn't any.
00:28:41It wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
00:28:42It wasn't very civil of you to sit down before you're invited.
00:28:46I thought you did invite me.
00:28:48Anyway, the table's laid for a great deal more than three.
00:28:51Oh, you're, um, you're, uh, your hair, uh, once cutting.
00:28:56You shouldn't make personal remarks.
00:28:58It's very rude.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Why is a raven like a writing desk, I wonder?
00:29:04Oh, I'm glad you've begun asking riddles.
00:29:07I think I can guess that one.
00:29:08Do you mean that you can find the answer to it?
00:29:11Exactly.
00:29:12Then you should say what you mean.
00:29:14I do.
00:29:15At least I mean what I say.
00:29:17It's the same thing, you know.
00:29:19It isn't the same thing a bit.
00:29:21You might as well say that I, uh, I see what I eat is the same thing as I eat what I see.
00:29:26You might just as well say that I like what I get is the same thing as I get what I like.
00:29:31You might as well say that I sleep when I breathe is the same thing as I breathe when I sleep.
00:29:43Well, it is the same thing with you.
00:29:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30:13Oh, what, uh, what day of the month is it?
00:30:17I think it's the fourth.
00:30:19Oh, two days wrong.
00:30:22I knew that butter wouldn't be good for the work, citizen.
00:30:25It was with the best butter.
00:30:27Yes, but we must have got some crumbs in with it or something.
00:30:31I told you not to use the bread knife.
00:30:33It was the best butter.
00:30:35That's as may be.
00:30:37Curious watch.
00:30:39It tells the day of the month, not what time it is.
00:30:41Of course it does, child.
00:30:43Does your watch tell you what year it is?
00:30:46Of course not.
00:30:47That's because it's the same year for so long together.
00:30:49Exactly.
00:30:50Well, it's just the same with my watch.
00:30:52Oh, when Adam and Eve were first deprived of the garden hard by...
00:30:57Oh, the doormouse is falling asleep again.
00:31:02Have you guessed the riddle yet?
00:31:04No, I give up.
00:31:05What is the answer?
00:31:06I haven't the slightest idea.
00:31:11Well, I think you might do something better with your time than wasted asking riddles that have no answers.
00:31:16If you knew time as well as I do, you wouldn't talk about it.
00:31:20It's him.
00:31:21I don't know what you mean.
00:31:22Of course you don't, I dare say.
00:31:25You've never even spoken to time.
00:31:27Perhaps not, but I now have to beat time and I learn music.
00:31:30Oh, that accounts for it.
00:31:39He can't stand beating.
00:31:41But if you keep on good terms with time, he'll do anything with the clock that you want.
00:31:46For example, supposing it's half past nine in the morning, you just whisper a hint to time.
00:31:51Wrong goes the clock and it's half past one in the afternoon time for dinner.
00:31:55I only wish it was.
00:31:58Yes, it might be rather nice, but then I wouldn't be hungry for it, you know.
00:32:01Not at first, perhaps, but you could keep it at half past one for as long as you like.
00:32:06Is that the way you manage?
00:32:07Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:32:09We quarreled last March, just before he went mad, you know.
00:32:14It was at a concert given by the Queen of Hearts.
00:32:17I had to sing that song.
00:32:18Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder what you're at.
00:32:26You're familiar with it, doubtless.
00:32:28I've heard something like it.
00:32:29Yes, it goes on up above the world, you fly like a tea tray in the sky.
00:32:37Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.
00:32:42Oh, well, I'd hardly finish the first verse when the Queen jumps up and balls out.
00:32:48He's murdering the time off with his head.
00:32:52I'm dreadfully savage.
00:32:53Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:32:57But ever since then, time won't do a thing for me.
00:33:00It's always six o'clock now.
00:33:04Is that the reason why so many tea things are put out here?
00:33:06Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:08It's always, it's always tea time.
00:33:12And, of course, we don't get much time to wash the things up between whiles.
00:33:17So you keep moving round, I suppose.
00:33:19We keep, we keep moving round, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:23As the things get used up...
00:33:26What happens when you get back to the beginning?
00:33:27Oh, whoa.
00:33:28Suppose we change the subject.
00:33:30I'm getting dreadfully bored by this.
00:33:34I've heard the young lady tells us a story.
00:33:37I'm afraid I don't know one.
00:33:40Then the doormouse will.
00:33:46I wasn't asleep.
00:33:48I heard every word you fellows were saying.
00:33:51Tell us a story.
00:33:52You'd better get on with it, otherwise you'll fall asleep again before you're done.
00:33:59One spawn of time, there were three little sisters.
00:34:05They were named Elsie, Letia, and Tully.
00:34:13And they lived at the bottom of the well.
00:34:16What did they live on?
00:34:17What did they live on?
00:34:17They lived on treacle.
00:34:28They couldn't have done that, you know.
00:34:30They'd have been ill.
00:34:31But why did they live at the bottom of a well?
00:34:40Take some more tea.
00:34:42I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more.
00:34:44What you mean is you can't take less.
00:34:46It's very easy to take more than nothing.
00:34:49Nobody asked your opinion.
00:34:50Oh, no, who's making personal remarks, eh?
00:35:01Why did they live at the bottom of a well?
00:35:02It was a treacle well.
00:35:07There's no such thing.
00:35:10If you cannot be civil, you tell the story yourself.
00:35:14I won't interrupt again.
00:35:16I dare say there may be one.
00:35:19Oh, indeed.
00:35:19Well, the three little sisters, they were all learning to draw, you know.
00:35:31What did they draw?
00:35:33Treacle.
00:35:46I don't understand.
00:35:48And where did they draw the treacle from?
00:35:49You draw water from a water well, you draw a treacle from a treacle well, eh, stupid?
00:35:55Oh, they were in the well.
00:35:58Well in.
00:36:11Then they learned to draw.
00:36:13And they always drew something beginning with an M.
00:36:22Why an M?
00:36:23Why not?
00:36:24Everything beginning with an M, such as mousetrap, money, memory, and muchness.
00:36:52Now, I bet you never saw anything like the drawing of a muchness.
00:36:59Really?
00:37:00Now you say it, I don't.
00:37:01Then you shouldn't talk.
00:37:03It's the stupidest tea party I've ever had.
00:37:13Why are you painting those roses?
00:37:21Why are you painting those roses?
00:37:23What's that?
00:37:24What's that?
00:37:26Will you hold that book steady?
00:37:27I can't see the paint.
00:37:30What are you doing it for?
00:37:32Doing it for?
00:37:33Yes.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35Yes.
00:37:36What am I doing it for?
00:37:38Yes.
00:37:39Well, that is the question, isn't it?
00:37:41Ah.
00:37:42There you see.
00:37:44It's no good.
00:37:45It's all a problem of collar, you see.
00:37:47the problem of these being collared white
00:37:51when red was what was asked for.
00:37:54Who's to know?
00:37:55Oh, yes, that's good.
00:37:57Yes, I like that.
00:37:59Yes, who's to know?
00:38:00The Queen, that's who.
00:38:02The Queen doesn't miss a trick.
00:38:04Doesn't look much like a red rose to me.
00:38:07Oh, well, perhaps you'd like to have a go at yourself, then?
00:38:10Yes, perhaps you'd like to have a go at yourself.
00:38:12I think we can do without any help from you, you know.
00:38:15Thank you very much.
00:38:18Look!
00:38:21It's the Queen!
00:38:23Give me some more carmine.
00:38:25And...
00:38:26...and...
00:38:26...and...
00:38:42...and...
00:38:53...政治...
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