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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 4
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00:01Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:03this week is a double feature.
00:05Snatch game and design.
00:07I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more.
00:10I'm going to fight for my country.
00:12Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:15Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:18Congratulations.
00:20You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:22Bullsy shit.
00:24Caramel. Shantae Yusei.
00:26Stardoll. Sashay away.
00:30Pitch.
00:35Star is gone.
00:36I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:40but also a little like, ooh.
00:42At least you're not coming back in the workroom
00:44and you're going to be mad at me.
00:45I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:47I don't deserve to be here,
00:49but I look so pussy.
00:52Just know I will always be a star.
00:55P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:58I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
01:03A lot of anger.
01:04A lot of heartbreak for star.
01:06I'm like definitely in my feels right now
01:08and I need to let some things out.
01:10Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
01:12Ugh.
01:14Low Kisha, no shade.
01:15I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:17I'm surprised by that choice.
01:19It was like an impossible choice
01:20because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:24I looked at the competition overall
01:26and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:28Ultimately, I choose to save Velma
01:31and this is a strategic move.
01:32I have to be honest.
01:33Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:35And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:37I'm a little pissed off.
01:39I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:40because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:43The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:47In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:50I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:54Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here
01:56said that they would save me.
01:58I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:01At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:04Your look was good also like me.
02:06It was not like that clear.
02:07I do think my critiques were better.
02:09Like they said they laughed.
02:11Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:12They said that you weren't funny though.
02:13They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:15I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:16Are we in the same room?
02:18Are we hearing the same thing?
02:19Like is your brain not working?
02:21You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
02:24It's okay. No problem.
02:25Everybody is shocked.
02:27Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:30This is something that I will remember forever.
02:33So what was your decision, Van?
02:35I'll be the first one to say it.
02:37I think Star's a threat.
02:38So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:41I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:45I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:47And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:49Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:52That part. That part.
02:56Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:58Just bare face with a wig.
03:02I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:06But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:10Yes, please!
03:11Let's go!
03:12Season six is playing the game.
03:15The beaver is making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:20No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and their, like, track record.
03:25You got it!
03:26You can't bet on an alliance.
03:28I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:31The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:48It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:01So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:06We made it another win!
04:07Yes!
04:08We got some wins on the board now.
04:11I have a win.
04:12Salty has a win.
04:13Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:14I'm coming up right next.
04:16Yes!
04:17Yes!
04:18Now, listen here.
04:19One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:21So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:25I really didn't have a good week.
04:27I know it was a fiasco.
04:28I don't know how to land a plane.
04:30It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:38Hey, Bonnie!
04:39Do you remember being an alliance, female annihilation?
04:42I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:44It's a record.
04:45There's no record.
04:46There's no record.
04:47I'll just need it.
04:48Of course.
04:49The girls will want you.
04:50Oh, yes.
04:51Of course.
04:52If you're on the top, I'll say you think.
04:53If you're on the bottom, then vice versa.
04:54Of course.
04:55Uh-huh.
04:56Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:59And I'll see, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:02That's not true.
05:03Stop it.
05:04Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:07Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
05:09Well, I appreciate you taking my opportunities.
05:12I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:15I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:18Yes, you did.
05:19After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:22Here we go.
05:23First doesn't let me choose and then says I should be in the bottom.
05:27I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:30I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:33that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:36So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:39Don't mean anything.
05:40Don't mean anything.
05:41Don't mean anything.
05:42This table chat is so revealing.
05:45These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:49And that's okay because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:53Oh, here we go.
05:57Oh, Canada.
05:59Seen it already, then had her.
06:02Hey, page turners.
06:04Hey.
06:05There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:09So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:14Hello.
06:15Hello.
06:16Hello.
06:17Hello.
06:18Hello.
06:19Hello.
06:20Hello.
06:21I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24They're good at all.
06:25Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:29Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:34Hey.
06:35We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:41So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:45Okay.
06:46Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:51Ooh.
06:52Can I get a yes and?
06:54Yes and.
06:55Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:57Yes and Murray.
06:59On your marks, get set, pose.
07:02Yeah!
07:03Go, go, go, go!
07:04Ah!
07:05Ah!
07:06Ah!
07:07Oh my god!
07:08This is crazy.
07:09First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:17We'll see how it looks.
07:19Oh, you better bitch.
07:23I'm here.
07:24Ah!
07:25Good to see me, isn't it?
07:26I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:42consultation on the go.
07:43I'm so excited to be here.
07:45Thank you so much.
07:46I'm a big fan of yours.
07:47Oh my god.
07:48Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:51I saw 48.
07:52I skipped 47.
07:53I probably need to see that.
07:54You do.
07:55I was server number three.
07:56Let me see the top of your head.
07:57Oh my god.
07:58Yes, I remember that scene.
07:59Yes, yes.
08:00Can I come in?
08:01Abs, I wish you would.
08:02I'm coming in.
08:03Okay, thank you so much.
08:06My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:10Oh girl, look at you.
08:12Oh god.
08:13What have you been up to lately?
08:15I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:16Oh my god.
08:17I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:19Oh, okay.
08:20I auditioned on American Idol.
08:22Oh, you did?
08:23Yeah.
08:24It didn't air though.
08:25Look at you.
08:26You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:27Exactly.
08:28My name is Patricia.
08:29Pat if you're nasty.
08:30You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:34Oh, okay.
08:35This knows, knows no boundaries.
08:38I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:41That's how I know you.
08:42I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:44Yes.
08:45And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:47I think I would do skinny for sure.
08:49Skinny.
08:50Would be the first one.
08:51Punk out of bed.
08:52Punk out of bed.
08:53Cheat.
08:54Cheat.
08:55That's five words.
08:56This is my new pigeon coat.
08:57Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:59It is, yeah.
09:00Okay.
09:01Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:04Okay.
09:05Please.
09:06It's farm to closet.
09:07Oh, yes.
09:08Oh, right.
09:09Oh, your bosoms are, I feel like they're coming out.
09:11They're coming out?
09:12That might be something we can work on.
09:14I need some style help.
09:15Is this beaver?
09:16It's actually my back hair.
09:18It is.
09:19Yeah.
09:20I thought, take it off the back, put it on the front.
09:21Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:23I loved it.
09:24I love that shoe.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Thanks.
09:27The shoe matches always, Carson.
09:28You're so flexible to rich.
09:30That's what gets me the covers.
09:32What do you think of my outfit?
09:33I do like your pocket handkerchief.
09:36Oh, thank you.
09:37Yes.
09:38The pocket square.
09:39Oh, I love a pocket square.
09:40It looks like a triangle to me.
09:42I know.
09:43I know.
09:44Who cares about geometry?
09:45I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:48Hold on.
09:49Let me see.
09:50Oh, my gosh.
09:51Look at them.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53I just love love.
09:54I know.
09:55All right.
09:56We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:57For some of your favorite style influencers.
10:00I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:02Melinda Verga.
10:03Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:05Brooklyn Heights.
10:06Really?
10:07I saw those lace eyebrows.
10:09And I just needed some of them myself.
10:11You see that right there?
10:12I'll lift up them.
10:13Wow.
10:14Oh, wow.
10:15They look so real.
10:16Oh, thank you.
10:17I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:18Oh, my goodness.
10:19I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:25One sec, one sec.
10:26Let me clap it out of you.
10:27Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh, God.
10:30I feel...
10:31What just happened?
10:32We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
10:34I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:37Oh, God.
10:38Did you fall?
10:39No, I just had too much food.
10:40Oh, look at that.
10:41Over here.
10:42Oh, God.
10:43Oh, goodness.
10:44Chiropractor.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:48Faster.
10:49Turn.
10:50And a little jog.
10:51A light jog.
10:52A light jog.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54That's good.
10:55Oh, yes.
10:56Lead with the knees.
10:57Moncton Fashion Week.
10:58And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:04I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:07Okay.
11:08Well, where...
11:09Okay.
11:10My spoons came out.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:12Where were those?
11:13This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:15Hold on.
11:16Added talent.
11:18All right.
11:19I think we're done here.
11:20So, get out.
11:21Okay.
11:22Bye.
11:23Thank you so much.
11:24I found you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:26Thanks so much.
11:27I'm banned.
11:28I'm sure you are.
11:30Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:35The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:39Sammy Landry.
11:40Oh, yeah!
11:41Oh, yeah!
11:42Good job!
11:44Yes.
11:45Good work.
11:47You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:52Ooh.
11:53Oh, my.
11:54All right.
11:55Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:58Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:03Oh!
12:06You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:11It is the reading battles.
12:13We've all seen it.
12:14Some of us may not love it.
12:16Reading is an art form.
12:17It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:22And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:25The goal is simple.
12:26Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:28Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:33And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:39Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:45Let me get a look here.
12:46Let me get a look.
12:47I get to pick my opponent first.
12:50Who do I want to destroy?
12:53I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:56Yes.
12:57I fucking hate you so much.
12:59I hate you more.
13:00Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:09Hazel.
13:10Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:12Who is on the same level as me?
13:15I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:20Okay.
13:22Dulce.
13:25I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:28I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:29You know what?
13:30I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:32Work.
13:33Work.
13:34Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:36All right, let's find our next name.
13:41Ebony Labelle.
13:42Here we go.
13:46So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:51You wanted it to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:54So you know what?
13:55I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
14:01So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:03And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:08Fate leaves me and Van together,
14:10and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:16To help you get up in this gig,
14:17you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:21But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:24Racers, start your engines.
14:26And may the best drag queen read.
14:29My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:38I mean truly.
14:39What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:42Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:43Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:46Oh my God.
14:49I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:53Holy.
14:55She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:59Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:01Yeah.
15:02The girls want to battle.
15:04Y'all, this is fun.
15:05I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:07But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes,
15:11and allow yourself to giggle and laugh,
15:14and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically,
15:17the judges will enjoy it.
15:18Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
15:20Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
15:23Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:24There is a check waving to you.
15:26You better get to offending everybody.
15:28All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge,
15:31and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:33But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:35I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:39So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:45Guess what?
15:46I'm laughing first.
15:47Yes.
15:48Okay.
15:49You can't make yourself laugh.
15:50How the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
15:52You're going to make somebody else laugh.
15:53You're going to make somebody at home laugh.
15:55Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:58Oh, hell, bitch.
16:00You could do all of that.
16:01It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else,
16:06but what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:09And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:14Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in,
16:16to kind of tell yourself, or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you say?
16:18No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:21Yeah.
16:22We want to do good.
16:23We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:24We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:26So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:29And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that, like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:34kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty much this whole competition.
16:39But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:41This isn't just a game.
16:42Like, this is something I really want.
16:44Bring that backstage drag banter.
16:46Bring that to the main stage.
16:48I'm excited to see all this.
16:50I'm excited.
16:51And I believe in you all, all right?
16:53Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:54Get the hell up out of here.
17:03I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking air words.
17:05That is so gaggy.
17:07Are y'all gagged?
17:08Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:12And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:15I'm Samy Landry.
17:16Oh, wait, say that again.
17:17Samy Landry.
17:18Samy.
17:19Samy.
17:20Samy.
17:21Samy.
17:22Samy.
17:23Landry.
17:24Landry.
17:25That's the experience.
17:26What does that mean?
17:27It means my name.
17:28Landry.
17:29Landry.
17:30It's French.
17:31Clearly.
17:32Yes.
17:33Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:34I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:35You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncher.
17:37I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:42You were cackling.
17:43You were having a hoot and a hauls.
17:45And I was obsessed with that.
17:46The judges didn't.
17:47They were like, what?
17:48Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:49I said, thoroughly.
17:51But I'm a storyteller.
17:52I learned very quickly.
17:53And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:56And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:59Punch.
18:00You get to the punch.
18:01And delivery can be everything.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Just really sell your character with it.
18:08Yes.
18:09Okay.
18:10Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:12This is all in fun.
18:13It's just drag.
18:14It's just drag.
18:15It's not personal.
18:16It's just drag.
18:17Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing too Canadian and nice.
18:22As I think some of them are quite shady.
18:25I'll stay tuned.
18:27Oh my God.
18:28Okay.
18:29Alyssa Edwards.
18:30Alyssa.
18:31Motherfucking Edwards.
18:32She came to Moncton.
18:33No way.
18:342018.
18:35I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:36So you said it was around 2018 you did that.
18:37How long have you been doing drag again?
18:38Nine years.
18:39Nine years.
18:40I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:41And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:45My heart.
18:46My heart.
18:47Art.
18:48Not my heart.
18:49But yeah, a little bit of this too.
18:50The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
18:55experience.
18:56Exactly.
18:57I didn't have shows and gigs that I wanted to do.
18:58So you said it was around 2018 you did that.
19:00How long have you been doing drag again?
19:01Nine years.
19:02Nine years.
19:03Nine years.
19:04I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
19:06And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
19:09My art.
19:10Art.
19:11Not my heart.
19:12But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:13I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:17It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:20I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:26It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:31and I did my experience.
19:33I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:36It's a little bit sad.
19:37Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:43I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:49So, do you want to?
19:50Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:52Yeah.
19:53But it wasn't fun.
19:54Wait, did you get, did you pay for me?
19:57No, I got chosen.
19:58Who chose you?
19:59Ebony chose me.
20:00So, you're easy to read.
20:01Apparently.
20:02Apparently.
20:03Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't steamroll me
20:07in this challenge.
20:08I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:11Oh, girl.
20:12Oh, girl, they ain't ready to call.
20:13I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony because they are
20:18the funniest bitches in the room and I need some help.
20:22I chose Maia.
20:23I don't really know too much about her.
20:25But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:28Maia did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:31And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:36Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:38Well, yeah.
20:39Well, yes.
20:40I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:42Yeah.
20:43All three of us?
20:44Yeah.
20:45I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:46Oh, really?
20:47Really?
20:48Yes.
20:49Okay.
20:50You know, Van has a big target on her back with two wins.
20:51And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:56I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really, I don't
21:01want her to get out the win.
21:02I want to deflate her ego.
21:04Just a little, you know?
21:07I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best.
21:11I know.
21:12Tell me about it.
21:13Oh, we will.
21:14We will.
21:15I want to like dig in deep.
21:16Yeah.
21:17And we will dig deep today.
21:18I'm going to give Caramilk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
21:24throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me.
21:29Do you think everyone else is leaving Shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going right into the chocolate one.
21:32I think everybody's going right into the chocolate one.
21:33Look at them.
21:34They're all overlooking at us.
21:35Oh my God.
21:36Okay.
21:37So let's talk in French.
21:38Oh, good job.
21:39Thank God.
21:40Jesus.
21:41Jesus, Mary.
21:42That's the other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:44No.
21:45That's not a little bit to understand.
21:47I'm not a little bit violent.
21:48No.
21:49But I try to act like...
21:50Well, you too.
21:51Because at the end of the day, it's just to act funny.
21:55You can act funny.
21:56Like, you can act evil.
21:58Yeah.
21:59But as long as you're funny, that's what's going on.
22:01Yeah, exactly.
22:02I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go. If it's funny, it's okay.
22:11When...
22:12We bitch, but we bitch.
22:14I don't know if...
22:15Yeah.
22:16Yeah, we're not cruel.
22:17No, that's true.
22:18That's why I'm like...
22:19But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:23This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:26The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:30So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:53When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:08Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:11She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:13It's Tracy Melshor.
23:15Hey, Brooke Broad.
23:16Hi, Trace.
23:17What is your favorite kind of read?
23:19Petulance.
23:20Ooh, noted.
23:22And it's style superstar, Carson Kressley.
23:25Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:27Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
23:32I think you mean the Mounties.
23:34No, I mean Mount Me's.
23:36And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas, the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:42I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:45Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:47Only in my dreams.
23:49This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:54Racers, start your engines.
23:56And may the best drag queen win.
23:59Charisma, uniqueness.
24:04Category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:07First up, Hazel.
24:09My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:14There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:20If only she had a brain.
24:22Bitch, fuck Joan of Art.
24:23It's Hazel of Art.
24:24I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:27Thank you for being an alloy.
24:29Maya Fox.
24:36I'm ready to serve you Eruption Baby.
24:38I am the volcano.
24:40We have rubble all on this gown.
24:42We've got lava coming out.
24:44It is moving.
24:45It is flowing.
24:46She is smoking.
24:47That's my Mount Vesuvississi.
24:50I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:52I am melting all over this stage.
24:54What a hot hat.
24:56Pompeii, I say.
24:58Ebony LaBelle.
25:00Ooh!
25:01Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:04She got her pretty dress on.
25:05She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:08She's reading the good old Bal magazine.
25:10She done high here.
25:11And I turn around.
25:12Boom.
25:13Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:15The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:18But isn't she so glamorous?
25:20Hair today?
25:21Gone tomorrow.
25:23PM.
25:25My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction.
25:28Bleach.
25:29Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:33On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:35I am disgusting.
25:36I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
25:39And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:43Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:48Fan golf.
25:49My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:52Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:56I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:59So I got bones coming out.
26:01Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:03I'm giving you spooky.
26:05Ooh.
26:08It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:12Caramilk.
26:14Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:17What the fudge?
26:19This week I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:21I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs
26:24and show the girls that I can really stretch down.
26:26I think I see her ganache.
26:28Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:33Sammy Landry.
26:35My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:39Oh my God, I crystallized you guys.
26:42I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:45I'm not a scientist.
26:46I'm a drag queen.
26:48Now that right there was Marilyn Monroe.
26:50How?
26:51I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
26:53and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:56This is the glam, Sammy.
26:59Saltina shaker.
27:00My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
27:06That's me freezing.
27:07It's Kate minus eight, Fahrenheit.
27:11I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen,
27:16but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
27:22She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:25Dulce.
27:26I'm rolling down this runway like I am a rock,
27:28and at the very end I bust open and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:33I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:35A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orangey colors,
27:38maybe a bit of crystallization,
27:40which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:43I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:46Not a soul could rock.
27:48Velma Jones.
27:50The graceful mother nature has arrived.
27:52It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:56The hair clouds is charged with water.
27:59The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:03Here she is world.
28:05It's Stormy Daniels.
28:08I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:14Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:16Take your money, tell the truth.
28:23Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:25Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:30You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:34The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:39And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:43We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:48So don't hold back.
28:51Welcome to our first battle.
29:01The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:05It's Van Gogh.
29:09And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:13It's Saltina Shaker.
29:17Let the reading begin.
29:20Hello, everyone.
29:21My name is Van Gogh.
29:22I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
29:27Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:30She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:33And she's still gonna lose.
29:35But it'll remind her of week one.
29:37All right.
29:38Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:40Whatever the fuck PM is.
29:42How are we doing tonight?
29:45You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:50But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:56Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
29:58And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
30:02From the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:04What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:12They're both migrating as we speak.
30:19Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:22I know.
30:27Van walks into a bar.
30:29Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:35Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:41My theory?
30:43Your parents were relatives.
30:45I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:50Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:53A blobfish?
30:55If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home.
30:57And...
30:59Let me know what you think.
31:01Let me know what you think.
31:03Um, hint.
31:04It's hideous.
31:06Thank you guys.
31:08Woo!
31:10Well done.
31:11The reading battle is on.
31:13A real war of words.
31:15Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:18Van Gogh, I can tell that you host.
31:20I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:23Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:25Canada Goose, Migration.
31:26I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:29I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end.
31:33And you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:37And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:41I think this is a double act.
31:43Something you two both should take on the road together.
31:46Good and evil.
31:47The winner of this reading battle is...
31:51Saltina Shaker.
31:53Hey!
31:58Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
32:00Yay!
32:01That means, I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Gogh, you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination.
32:07It's time for our next battle.
32:13Now, despite popular beliefs, she did not shoot Selena.
32:19It's Dulce!
32:21Oh, my God, that's great.
32:24And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:27It's Velvet Jones!
32:30Let the reading begin!
32:33Well, hello, everyone.
32:36My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:40To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side.
32:44Velma.
32:45Hi, everybody, NPM.
32:49I'm Velma Jones.
32:51I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:53And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
32:58Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
33:01Oh, Dulce.
33:03I like Dulce Delici.
33:05Mmm, mmm, mmm.
33:08What's missing?
33:10Taste.
33:11Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:16Velma is so white, when Feast, woo, when Feast, girl, I know about Feast.
33:22But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:26She did.
33:27When the production first said hard ice, she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:32Oh!
33:34Oh, my God!
33:35Girl!
33:36Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:41And judging by how she's dressing...
33:44Hey, Grandma.
33:48I'm surprised you know the word Grandma, because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:52Yeah, oh, yeah, sure.
33:54But my grandma loved me.
33:56She's the only one that does.
33:58Fuck.
33:59Dulce is so poor.
34:04Well, yes, well, yes.
34:06Well, yes.
34:08She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and use them as coupons at Girl Street store.
34:15I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom. I know she could have used them.
34:19But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:23No, she does. She does.
34:25But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her, we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:32No, girls are reading.
34:33Dulce is from the city of London. And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:46Velma! Velma!
34:51Yay!
34:53Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:57Dulce loved your confidence. I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:00Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:07You surprised me. Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:11The winner of this reading battle is...
35:14Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:17You have won your reading battle.
35:25She'll say, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
35:30It's time for our next battle.
35:33She's not viral. She's just diseased.
35:43It's Sammy Landry!
35:46And they're polyamorous.
35:49But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:51It's PM!
35:57Let the reading begin!
36:00Ahem.
36:02Pussy milk.
36:04That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:10It's a little hard to process.
36:11It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
36:18Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:26My name is PM, just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:31Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:37The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:44Oh, bam!
36:47PM.
36:49Poorly made.
36:52PM.
36:54Problematic mug.
36:55Your makeup is a little dry.
37:01Kind of like your punchline.
37:05Okay, you got me with that one.
37:08Okay, Sammy.
37:10I have two words for you and I am gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton and that means you're an idiot.
37:18Pimple.
37:20Patches.
37:21You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't wanna see it anymore.
37:27Oh, my.
37:29PM.
37:31Patchy mullet.
37:33Oh, my gosh!
37:35Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours because I don't wanna see it.
37:44We have an animal on stage and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:49And your teeth.
37:51Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:55I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here.
38:00Okay?
38:04PM.
38:06Poop muncher.
38:07Sure.
38:10And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't wanna take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
38:17Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:20Thank you so much.
38:22You two went in really engaging with each other. I'd love to see it.
38:27Sammy, all those PMs were great. They were clever, they were inventive, but most importantly, they were funny.
38:31Both of you, well done. Bravo.
38:36Woo!
38:38The winner of this reading battle is...
38:40Sammy Landry.
38:42Woo!
38:44Yay!
38:46That means PM, I'm sorry, my dear, you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:51It's time for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:04Wow!
39:06It's Paisal!
39:08That was good. That was good.
39:10And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:14It's Caramel.
39:16Let the reading begin.
39:18Hello everyone, my name is Hazel.
39:23Her name is Disappointment.
39:25Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:30Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:34That did not come out how it should.
39:36Not at all. Not one bit. Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:39Okay, next!
39:41Hazel threw her sister PM under the bus last week.
39:44She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:46Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:50Oh!
39:52Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:57Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
40:00It is Caramel with a K, and this is Hazel without her K.
40:04Ketamine!
40:06Oh, shit!
40:08Girl!
40:10Oh, shit!
40:12Girl, I...
40:13Girl, PM! PM told you that one, bitch!
40:16We see it in your nostrils.
40:18Oh!
40:19You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:22The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:28No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:30You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense, because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity!
40:39Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav, because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:51But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
40:53Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:02Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining, you're sheening!
41:09Bitch.
41:11Stupid.
41:13So stupid.
41:15Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:18Hazel, I relate to you.
41:19Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, alright?
41:24When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:34Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
41:37You know, you stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:41And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:44You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:51The winner of this reading battle is...
41:56Caramel.
41:58Woo!
42:02Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
42:06Darn.
42:08It is time for our final battle.
42:14St. Catharine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:20It's Ebony LaBelle!
42:22Yes!
42:24And she puts the East in beast!
42:27It's Maya Fox!
42:29Not that.
42:31Let the reading begin!
42:34I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:37I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me laugh!
42:40She loves!
42:43Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:46Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:48Hi, Maya!
42:50Hi, Maya!
42:52Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:56Yeah? Mm-hmm.
42:58Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:03I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:11Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
43:15This bitch is always interrupting people.
43:18So, Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:24I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:29Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:32Because I am kind.
43:34It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch.
43:40Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:45Oh, girl.
43:47Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:51I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:53Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:57Mm-hmm.
43:59Wait a minute, she don't got a chin, either! She can't!
44:01You're waiting, me, bitch, or her?
44:04This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:10Listen, we gotta work on that drag name.
44:12She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
44:24Woo!
44:27I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury.
44:33Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:35I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:37Yes!
44:38What an epic showdown! Ebony, let's talk!
44:41Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:44The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:47I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:49Ah!
44:50You give me a character right out of Paris' Barnet.
44:53Ah, Maya.
44:55It was a very Canadian approach.
44:57You had great material.
44:59I love the raise your hand.
45:01You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:02It was theirs.
45:04The winner of this reading battle is...
45:08Ebony LaBelle.
45:09Woo!
45:11Yes!
45:13Thank you so much!
45:14I love you!
45:16Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:21Gondragulations to our battle winners this week.
45:27You all burnt your opponents to a crisp.
45:30But one of you really stirred the pot.
45:35Ebony LaBelle.
45:37Gondragulations!
45:38You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:44Yes, I am!
45:46You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:52Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight!
45:54Yes, ma'am!
45:55Ooh, that's like good money.
45:57That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
46:01Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
46:07Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:13Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:25You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:30As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:33You may leave the stage.
46:37Oh, girl!
46:39The reading battles have come to a close.
46:42The reading battles were so much fun.
46:44We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:48You're welcome, season five.
46:50We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:53She's won a challenge!
46:56Cheers!
46:58Well deserved.
46:59I motherfucking ate that.
47:01Yes, you did!
47:03Bitch, I won!
47:09Bitch, I won!
47:11Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:13I'm just like so proud of myself.
47:15Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:17And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:19Okay.
47:20We killed it up there.
47:21We did great.
47:22You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:25Ah!
47:26And this is my redemption dipstick!
47:30Bitch, you are so funny.
47:32The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:34Sorry for this, Amanda.
47:36Yes, me too!
47:38Funny.
47:39Yes!
47:40Yes, you are funny!
47:41Thank you!
47:42My spot is secured.
47:43I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:45I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:51It sucks.
47:52I feel like I haven't been like reaching the potential that I know I can.
47:57I feel like my drag is like fucking sickening.
48:00I'm happy you won.
48:01I wish I won.
48:03But it is what it is.
48:04My track record is good.
48:06I've been in the top.
48:07I've never gotten the beaver.
48:09I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
48:12I don't want to throw you two under the bus either.
48:14Because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:17You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
48:20I was waiting for that.
48:21I was waiting for it.
48:23The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
48:27It's like, you're doing good.
48:29You know, you wanted that moment.
48:30You wanted that win.
48:32And you're having a little short spot.
48:34Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:36I deserve to stay here.
48:37But I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:39If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:43No questions asked.
48:44No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again.
48:47You know?
48:48Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:50then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:52I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition
48:57and not a fucking flat white.
48:59God, I would kill for a flat white.
49:00No shade.
49:01Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:02Oh!
49:04There is no brush on it.
49:06Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez.
49:09So fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:11I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:14I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:19So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today
49:23is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:26And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:31I feel good.
49:32Yes!
49:33And I did good today.
49:35I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:37because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
49:41Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:43Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:44Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:46Hi, Kiana.
49:47If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:50I would use it on PM.
49:51I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:53I would say Dulce.
49:55For sure.
49:56I think she's got the best track record.
49:59Who's the fucking gag over there?
50:00No, I said for sure.
50:01Oh, okay.
50:02Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
50:06Like, this is how I would process it.
50:08PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:10Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:12You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:14I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:16She's got some really strong options, but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:19She also has an alliance with everybody up in here.
50:21So I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:23There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:24I can fully just base it off of today.
50:26I can base it off a track record.
50:28I can also base it off of what I think is gonna come next.
50:31What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:33Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:37I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically.
50:40So I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:47Ebony, can I say something, though?
50:49Yes.
50:50I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:54Mm-hmm.
50:55And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
51:00And I would scratch it so good.
51:02I feel like I didn't flop this week, and I really want to be here.
51:06And I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:09Oh, and you know what?
51:10Y'all saying I can say the exact same thing, too.
51:12Literally, girl, re-fucking-tweet.
51:14But you don't mean it.
51:15What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:17Because you put me out there last week, and I want to be your best friend.
51:20Bitch, I didn't fucking put you out there last week.
51:22You didn't choose me.
51:23I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking killed her, too.
51:26You're in the moment chosen.
51:27And that's the thing.
51:29So it is what it is.
51:31You know what I think?
51:32I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:34Put them down.
51:35Save me.
51:36Make it real simple.
51:37They need stuff to work out.
51:39Make them lip sync.
51:40Down.
51:41But I also want to see you turn the party, Dualsay.
51:43Pardon?
51:44You said you could turn the party, and I want to see you go out there.
51:47I want to see you go.
51:48Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:49Like, whether we lip sync or not, like, I am fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:52I love this untucked.
51:53Ah!
51:54PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now, they'll scratch my back later.
52:01I do believe them.
52:02I really do.
52:03Bitch, not everybody making that plea.
52:05So, I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:08I don't know.
52:09Girl, I just gotta make a damn decision.
52:11Welcome back, queens.
52:20Ebony LaBelle.
52:22Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:25Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:28Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:30Whoever I don't save, bitches, bite it out on the stage.
52:34I have chose to save Dualsay.
52:38Law be damned.
52:45Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:48You may join the others at the back.
52:52I love you, Alyssa.
52:55PM.
52:57Hazel.
52:58I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
53:02Two queens stand before us.
53:06Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:15This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:21The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:34Good luck.
53:35And don't fuck it up.
53:42I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:44I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:46I got my game on.
53:48Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:50Well there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:54You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
53:58So quick to condescend.
54:00While you think I'm empty, I'm not.
54:03You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:07I'm a babe by my box that I'm making this Monday.
54:10Uh-huh.
54:11I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade.
54:14Tryna get it now.
54:16I can sting like a bee but I'm sweeter than hot day.
54:19Uh-huh.
54:20And I'm quick as a whip so get out of my way.
54:23Come and get it now.
54:25I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:27I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:29I got my game on.
54:31Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:34I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:36I am a freakin' cherry ball.
54:38That's right.
54:39I need your icon.
54:40Come and watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:42Stand up everybody.
54:44Get up, say it loud.
54:46There's bombshells raising hell now.
54:49Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:51Stand up everybody.
54:53Get up, say it loud.
54:55There's bombshells raising hell now.
54:57Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:00Yo, I ain't playing but I won the cup.
55:02Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
55:04It was me, young Avril, security tuck.
55:06In the back just in case one of y'all run up.
55:08One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:10When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:12All that hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'.
55:15Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'.
55:17But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:19Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
55:21I am the prototype, the pink print.
55:23And no, I don't want no frauds.
55:25Wink, wink.
55:26Oh man, I ain't no dumb boss.
55:28I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
55:30I got my game on.
55:32Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:35I ain't no dumb boss.
55:37I am a freakin' cherry ball.
55:39Hell yeah, I'll be your icon.
55:41Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:43Stand up everybody.
55:45Stand up, say it loud.
55:47Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:52Stand up everybody.
55:54Stand up, say it loud.
55:56Let's go.
55:57Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
56:01All right.
56:02That was great.
56:03Wow.
56:04Queens, we have made our decision.
56:19P.M.
56:20Shantae, you stay.
56:22I'm so sorry.
56:23I'm the only person I want to visit with me.
56:24I mean, deserve this.
56:25Go with it.
56:26Let's go with it.
56:27Hazel.
56:28Yes.
56:29Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:43Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:46I feel so blessed to be here.
56:48Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:51Now, sashay away.
56:53This flat white will end to sit now.
56:57Love you.
56:58Love you.
56:59Love you.
57:00Love you.
57:01Love you.
57:02Love you.
57:03Love you.
57:04Love you.
57:05You can catch my one person comedy show coming very soon.
57:10You got any cop tickets?
57:14I feel very disappointed.
57:16I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer.
57:26Just besides that iconic lip sync.
57:31You bitch.
57:36Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:39Oh, my God.
57:48The beautiful Hazel.
57:49You are absolutely beautiful, like you said.
57:52You should be so proud of yourself.
57:54This is just the beginning.
57:55And that's what it's about.
57:56I know.
57:57I sashayed away a few times in my time.
58:01It's your person.
58:03Come on.
58:04Let's go.
58:05We going to Texas?
58:06Let me take her.
58:07Is the bus still running?
58:08Yeah, I did.
58:09Baby, you going to the train station or something.
58:12Girl, hit it.
58:13Congratulations, queens.
58:16You live to slay another day.
58:19The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:21So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:26Here.
58:28That's right.
58:29Now let the music play.
58:31You wear it.
58:32Hip, lipstick, paint it on.
58:34You wear it well.
58:35You sure suits you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:39Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:43You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:46Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:48You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:54I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
58:58This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
59:01It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
59:03It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:05Girl, this is boring.
59:07I love this talk show, by the way.
59:08Wow!
59:09You were made for TV.
59:11You're like Cindy Lou Who's bloody cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
59:16Tanya!
59:17Tanya!
59:18Yeah!
59:19Hey!
59:20Girl.
59:21Naro Woah!
59:23Me.
59:31Tanya!
59:40Transcription by CastingWords
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