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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race
00:02This week is a double feature
00:04Snatch game and design
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more more more
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one
00:14Maya Fox
00:16Van Gogh
00:17Good dragilations
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
00:21Holy shit
00:23Caramel
00:24Shanta Yusay
00:25Star Doll
00:26Sashay
00:27Away
00:30Pitch
00:34Star is gone
00:35I feel a little responsible
00:37And a little guilty
00:39But also a little like
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work
00:43And we're gonna be mad at me
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now
00:46I don't deserve to be here
00:48But I look so pussy
00:51Just know I will always be a
00:53Mwah
00:54Star
00:55P.S. Van
00:56You owe me sis
00:58I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync
01:02A lot of anger
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now
01:08And I need to let some things out
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow
01:12Ugh
01:13No Keisha, no shade
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom
01:15I'm surprised by that choice
01:17It was like an impossible choice
01:19It was like an impossible choice
01:20Because I think Caramel
01:21Like you did better in the challenge for sure
01:23I looked at the competition overall
01:25And I thought that Velma had a better track record
01:27Ultimately I choose to save Velma
01:30And this is a strategic move
01:31I have to be honest
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:34And I feel like that person is Velma
01:36I'm a little pissed off
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:39Because I do feel like I did better in the challenge
01:42The way you did the challenge
01:44Bombed what you did before
01:47In my opinion
01:48I just felt like I should have been saved
01:49I just feel like it's fake as fuck
01:51And I'm not here for it
01:53Looking at the fact that like
01:54Almost every girl in here said that they would save me
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma
01:59At the end of the day the judges said that you were shut down
02:03Your look was good also like me
02:05It was not like that clear
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke
02:11They said that you weren't funny though
02:12They said they didn't laugh at anything
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit
02:15Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:18Like is your brain not working?
02:20You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny
02:23It's okay, no problem
02:24Everybody is shocked
02:26Everybody thought that it would be Caramel
02:28This is something that I will remember forever
02:31So what was your decision Ben?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it
02:35I think Star's a threat
02:37So I was like what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk
02:48Caramel
02:49I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on
02:51That part
02:54That part
02:55Not even a lick of eyeshadow
02:56Just bare face
02:58With a wig
02:59I know this week is controversial
03:02But I do feel
03:03A little
03:05Oh
03:06But I think it's time to get out of drag
03:09Yes please
03:10Let's go
03:11Season six is playing the game
03:14The beaver is making me feel crazy
03:16Because I don't know how it's going to be played
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring
03:22And they're like track record
03:24You can't bet on an alliance
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work
03:30Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
04:00So I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot
04:02so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week.
04:08We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win. Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:13I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip
04:22my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31because, of course, they're going to eat me alive
04:35if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony, do you remember being in an alliance,
04:41female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42Yeah, it's a record.
04:44There's no record.
04:46Oh, it's me again.
04:47The girls are over here.
04:49Oh, yes, of course.
04:50If I'm on the top, I'll say again.
04:52If you're on the bottom.
04:53Of course.
04:54Girls, I'm going to be goofed up this morning.
04:57In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true.
05:01Stop it.
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking the opportunity.
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:13I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:17Yes, you did.
05:18After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh, here we go.
05:22First doesn't let me choose, and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit,
05:31and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:38Don't mean anything.
05:40Girl, they don't be sure.
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh, here we go.
05:57Oh, Canada.
05:58Seen it already, then had her.
06:02Hey, page turners.
06:03Hey.
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice, hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses,
06:10and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Bonjour, Vala.
06:21I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Look at that.
06:25Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:28Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge,
06:31I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey.
06:34We'll talk all things fashion,
06:36and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay.
06:45Then meet me and my atelier,
06:47and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:51Ooh.
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and.
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray.
06:58On your marks, get set, pose.
07:01Yeah.
07:03Go, go, go, go.
07:05Ah.
07:06Ah.
07:07Oh, my God.
07:08This is crazy.
07:11First mini-challenge of the season,
07:14and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:20Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh.
07:30I'm here.
07:32Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat,
07:36my wine-stained tube-top dress,
07:39and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:49I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:53I was server number three.
07:54Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:56Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Can I come in?
07:59Abs, I wish you would.
08:00I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:04My agent sent me here
08:06because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl, look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:13I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:15I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:17Oh, okay.
08:18It was explosive.
08:19I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:21Yeah.
08:22It didn't air, though.
08:23Look at you.
08:24You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Loftzer Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40Did you know that?
08:41That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny.
08:48For sure.
08:48It would be the first one.
08:49Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:51Out of bed.
08:53Chief.
08:54That's five words.
08:55This is my new pigeon coat.
08:56Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:58It is, yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:06Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your bosoms are, um, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:18I thought you took it off the back and put it on the front.
09:20Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:22I loved it.
09:23I love that shoe.
09:24Oh, yeah, thanks.
09:24Oh, God.
09:25The shoe matches always, Carson.
09:27You're so flexible to risk.
09:28Thank you.
09:29That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:32I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief or...
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love...
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know, I know.
09:42Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on, let me see.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Oh, my gosh.
09:49Look at them.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right, we'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:01Oh, girl, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:11Wow.
10:12Oh, wow, they look so real.
10:14Oh, thank you.
10:14I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:16Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One second, one second.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, God, I feel...
10:29What just happened?
10:30We should probably, um, see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:35Oh, God, did you fall?
10:37No, I just had too much food.
10:38Oh, look at that.
10:39Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:41Oh, goodness.
10:42Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:47Turn.
10:48A little jog, a light jog, a light jog.
10:50Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:50Oh, yes.
10:51Lead with the knees.
10:53I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week, and that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay, well, my spoons came out.
11:09Oh, my God, where were those?
11:11This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on, added talent.
11:17All right, I think we're done here, so get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:28Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:33The winner of today's mini-challenge is Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Thank you.
11:45You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right, now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:56Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:11We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:14Reading is an art form.
12:16It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:23The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:32And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:46I get to pick my opponent first.
12:50Who do I want to destroy?
12:53I'm going to go for P.M.
12:54Yes.
12:55I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
13:00Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:08Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm going to go with Caramel.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm going to go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm going to go with Velma.
13:32Work.
13:32Work.
13:32Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted it to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm going to choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:58Oh my God.
14:00So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:02And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:05Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:22Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read.
14:29My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean, truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:41Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:42Oh my God!
14:48I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy hell of a...
14:54She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:01Yeah.
15:01The girls want to battle!
15:02Y'all, this is fun.
15:03I know what you all are feeling right now, but I think if you turn off the voices in your
15:08head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle and laugh, and if you're confident in your
15:14skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
15:20Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offend everybody.
15:26All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks
15:31she has it in a bag, but I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:46Okay.
15:47Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're going to make somebody else, get somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself, I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else, but what you do is authentically, unapologetically
16:07you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in to kind of tell yourself, or
16:16does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:17No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it,
16:20right?
16:21We want to do good.
16:22We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:23We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate, kind of makes
16:34me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty
16:37much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
16:40This isn't just a game, like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer, bring that to the main stage.
16:47I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, all right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54All right!
16:55All right!
16:56All right!
16:57All right!
16:58All right!
16:59All right!
17:00All right!
17:02I love Mr. Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:04That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:13I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh, wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:22That's the experience.
17:23What does that mean?
17:24It means my name.
17:25Landry.
17:26Landry.
17:26It's French.
17:27Clearly.
17:28Yes.
17:28Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for them down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a hauls.
17:45And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained us there thoroughly?
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58You get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12Just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:13It's not personal.
18:14It's just drag.
18:15Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:18too Canadian and nice.
18:20But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:34Alyssa.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:41I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my heart.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:10Exactly.
19:11I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for a gig.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and
19:30I did my experience.
19:31It's like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are
20:17the funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her, but that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:26Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv, and what if she takes
20:31away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yeah.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:42All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:45Yes.
20:46Okay.
20:46You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:53know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her, because I feel like you can really, I don't want her
21:00to get that to win.
21:00I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:06I would have picked Hazel, because I know Hazel the best, and I know.
21:10Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:11I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:13And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers, or things they can dig at that might
21:22throw Hazel off their game, because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:28Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to look at the chocolate.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:37I'm going to mess it.
21:38You're a shady man.
21:40I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, on bitch.
22:12I don't know if I'm a punk.
22:14Yeah, yeah.
22:14On a punk.
22:15Non, c'est-ce.
22:16I'm a punk.
22:16It's for six.
22:17But I'm also confident, because I think I have a good way of writing.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35The order of the word is so important in comedy.
22:50The order of the word is so important in comedy.
22:53İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
23:23Karsan, karstin, what are you still doing here?
23:26Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
23:30I think you mean the Mounties.
23:33No, I mean Mount Me's.
23:35And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas,
23:38the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:41I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:44Alyssa, you've never been here, only in my dreams.
23:48This week, we put our queens' literacy to the test
23:51in the reading battles.
23:53İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
23:55Ve may the best drag queen...
23:57...win!
23:58Charisma...
24:00...uniqueness...
24:02...category is...
24:04...My Chemical Reaction.
24:06First up, Hazel.
24:08My Chemical Reaction is inspired by...
24:11...metallicizing.
24:13There is the silver plated side and then the gold is...
24:17...metallicizing all over it.
24:19If only she had a brain.
24:21Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc.
24:23It's Hazel of Arc.
24:24I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:26Thank you for being an alloy.
24:32Maya Fox.
24:34I'm ready to serve you Eruption Baby.
24:37I am the volcano.
24:39We have rubble all on this gown.
24:41We've got lava coming out.
24:42It is moving.
24:43It is flowing.
24:44She is smoking.
24:45That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:48I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:50I am melting all over this stage.
24:53What a hothead.
24:54Pompeii, I say.
24:56Ebony LaBelle.
24:58Ooh!
24:59Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:02She got her pretty dress on.
25:04She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:06She's reading the good old Belle magazine.
25:08Shootin' high here.
25:10And I turn around.
25:11Boom.
25:12Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:14The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:17But isn't she so glamorous?
25:19Hair today?
25:20Gone tomorrow.
25:22PM.
25:23My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:28Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:31On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:33I am disgusting.
25:34I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
25:37And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:42Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:46Fan golf.
25:48My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:51Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:55I wanted to be in kind of a half-state of decaying.
25:58So I got bones coming out.
26:00Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:01I'm giving you spooky.
26:03Spooky.
26:04Spooky.
26:06It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:11Caramel.
26:12Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:15What the fudge?
26:17This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:20I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled-up legs
26:23and show the girls that I can really strut down.
26:25I think I see her ganache.
26:27Caramel is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:32Sammy Landry.
26:34My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:38Oh, my God, I'm crystallized, you guys.
26:41I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:43I'm not a scientist.
26:45I'm a drag queen.
26:46Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:49I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
26:52and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:54This is the glam, Sammy.
26:58Saltina Shaker.
26:59My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
27:03That's me freezing.
27:06It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
27:10I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen.
27:14But I'm slowly freezing to death, putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
27:20She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:23Dulce.
27:24I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock.
27:27And at the very end, I bust open and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:31I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:33A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orangey colors.
27:37Maybe a bit of crystallization, which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:41I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:44Not a soul could rock.
27:46Belma Jones.
27:48The graceful Mother Nature has arised.
27:51It's precipitation, but passion.
27:54The hair clouds discharge with water.
27:57The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:02Here she is, world!
28:03It's Stormy Daniels!
28:06I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:12Is that the first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:16Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:23Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:28You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:33The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:37And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:41We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:46So don't hold back.
28:57Welcome to our first battle.
28:59The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:03It's Van Gogh!
29:07And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:12It's Saltina Shaker!
29:15Let the reading begin!
29:17Hello, everyone.
29:19My name is Van Gogh.
29:20I am the little devil with the list, also known as the front-runner of the competition.
29:25Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:28She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:31And she's still gonna lose, but it'll remind her of week one.
29:36All right.
29:37Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:38Uh, whatever the fuck PM is.
29:40How are we doing tonight?
29:43You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:48But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:55Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
29:57And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
30:00From the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:03What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:11They're both migrating as we speak.
30:17Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:20I know.
30:25Van walks into a bar.
30:27Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:33Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:39My theory?
30:41Your parents were relatives.
30:45I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:48Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:51A blobfish?
30:52If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home.
30:55And...let me know what you think.
30:59Let me know what you think.
31:01Um, hence...
31:02It's hideous.
31:05Thank you guys.
31:06Yay!
31:08Well done.
31:09The reading battle is on.
31:11A real war of words.
31:13Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:16Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
31:18I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:21Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:23Canada Goose, Migration.
31:25I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:28I was a little worried about you at first,
31:30but you really found your rhythm at the end,
31:32and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:35And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:39I think this is a double act.
31:41Something you two both should take on the road together.
31:44Good and evil.
31:45The winner of this reading battle is...
31:50Saltina Shaker.
31:51Yay!
31:56Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
31:58Yay!
32:00That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth,
32:02you lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
32:05It's time for our next battle.
32:09Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
32:18It's Dulce!
32:20Oh, my God, that's great.
32:22And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:26It's Velvet Jones!
32:30Let the reading begin!
32:32Well, hello, everyone.
32:34My name is Dulce,
32:35and I will be your main course for this evening
32:38to warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of tossed to the side.
32:41Velma.
32:43Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:47I'm Velma Jones!
32:48I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:51And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
32:56Girl, neither will we. Don't worry.
32:58Don't worry.
32:59Oh, Dulce!
33:01I like Dulce Delici!
33:03Mmm, mmm, mmm!
33:05What's missing?
33:07Oh!
33:08Taste!
33:09Oh!
33:11Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:14Velma is so white, when Feast...
33:17Woo!
33:18Girl, I know about Feast.
33:20But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:24She did.
33:25And when production first said hard ice,
33:27she got so excited,
33:28because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:30Oh!
33:32Oh, my God!
33:33Girl!
33:34Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:39And judging by how she's dressing...
33:43Hey, Grandma!
33:46I'm surprised you know the word Grandma,
33:48because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:50Yeah!
33:51Oh, yeah, sure.
33:52But my Grandma loved me.
33:54She's the only one that does.
33:56Fuck!
33:57Dulce is so poor!
34:03Well, yes!
34:04Well, yes!
34:06She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs,
34:08and used them as coupons at the grocery store.
34:13I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:15I know she could have used them.
34:17But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:21No, she does. She does.
34:23But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:26we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:31No girls are reading.
34:33Dulce is from the city of London.
34:35And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:44Velma! Velma!
34:46Velma!
34:48Yay!
34:50Wow!
34:51Both of you really surprised me,
34:52because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:55Dulce loved your confidence.
34:56I loved how you commanded the stage.
34:59Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
35:03and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:05You surprised me.
35:06Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:10The winner of this reading battle is...
35:15Velma Jones!
35:16Congratulations!
35:21You have won your reading battle.
35:24Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle
35:27and may be up for elimination.
35:30It's time for our next battle.
35:38She's not viral.
35:40She's just diseased.
35:42It's Sammy Landry!
35:47And they're polyamorous.
35:49But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:52It's PM!
35:54Done!
35:56Let the reading begin!
36:00Pussy milk.
36:03That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:07It's a little hard to process.
36:10It might be because I'm lactose intolerant
36:13or because it's just a shit name.
36:16Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight
36:20because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:24My name is PM.
36:27Just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:30Um...
36:32Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:35The only funny thing about you, though,
36:38is that your dad and your mom know each other better
36:41as brother and sister.
36:43Oh, damn!
36:45PM.
36:47Poorly made.
36:50PM.
36:52Problematic mug.
36:53Your makeup is a little dry.
36:59Kind of like your punchline.
37:04Okay, you got me with that one.
37:07Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you
37:10and I am gonna say them really slowly
37:13because you're from Moncton
37:15and that means you're an idiot.
37:17Pimple patches.
37:19You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart,
37:24and we don't wanna see it anymore.
37:26Oh, my.
37:28PM.
37:30Patchy mullet.
37:32Oh, my gosh!
37:33Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours
37:37because I don't wanna see it.
37:42We have an animal on stage
37:44and from your lip sync,
37:46you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:49And your teeth.
37:51Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:53Ha!
37:55I haven't mentioned the carrots
37:56because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here.
37:59Okay?
38:02PM.
38:04Poop muncher.
38:08And I'm about to leave the stage
38:10because I don't wanna take up any more of your time
38:13like Sammy has in this competition.
38:15Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:18Thank you so much.
38:19You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:24I'd love to see it.
38:26Sammy, all of those PMs were great.
38:27They were clever, they were inventive,
38:28but most importantly, they were funny.
38:31Both of you, well done. Bravo.
38:33Thank you.
38:35The winner of this reading battle is...
38:40Sammy Landry.
38:44That means, PM, I'm sorry, my dear,
38:46you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:53It's time for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order,
39:01she'd be a flat white.
39:05It's Hazel.
39:07That was good. That was good.
39:09And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:12It's Caramel.
39:16Let the reading begin.
39:18Hello, everyone. My name is Hazel.
39:21Her name is Disappointment.
39:24Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:28Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:32That did not come out how it should.
39:34Not at all. Not one bit.
39:36Well, you know, fuck my drag. Okay, next.
39:37Hazel threw her sister PM under the bus last week.
39:42She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:46Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:50Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:56Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
39:58It is Caramel with a K.
40:02And this is Hazel without her K.
40:04Ketamine.
40:06Oh, shit.
40:08Girl. Oh, shit.
40:10Girl, I know.
40:12Girl, PM. PM told you that one, bitch.
40:15We see in your nostrils.
40:17You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:20The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:26No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:29You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
40:38Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav.
40:44Cause she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:50But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
40:55Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:00Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
41:04You're sheening!
41:05Bitch.
41:08Stupid.
41:10So stupid.
41:13Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:16Hazel, I relate to you.
41:18Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, alright?
41:23When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us,
41:28you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:32Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
41:35You know, you stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:39And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:43You had some really great jokes in there and you finished on such a high note for me and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:48The winner of this reading battle is...
41:52Caramel.
41:54Woo!
41:56Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
42:02Darn.
42:03It is time for our final battle.
42:06St. Catherine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:16It's Ebony LaBelle!
42:18It's Ebony LaBelle!
42:20Yes!
42:22And she puts the east in beast!
42:25It's Maya Fox!
42:27Got that!
42:29Let the reading begin!
42:32I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:34I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love!
42:41Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:43Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:46Hi, Maya!
42:48Hi, Maya!
42:50Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:54Yeah?
42:56Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:01I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:09Oh my gosh!
43:11Oh my gosh!
43:13This bitch is always interrupting people.
43:16So Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:24I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:27Let me give you some nice words, okay, because I am kind.
43:32It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick.
43:40Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:43Oh, girl.
43:45Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:49I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:52Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:55Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either! She can't!
43:59You're reading me, bitch, or her?
44:02This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:07Listen, we gotta work on that drag name.
44:10She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse, or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful, or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
44:22Woo!
44:24Yay!
44:25Thank you. I am Ebony LeBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
44:31Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:34I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:36Yes!
44:37What an epic showdown. Ebony, let's talk.
44:40Gorgeous, confident, strong. The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:45I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:46Ah!
44:48You give me a character right out of Paris' Barnet.
44:51Ah, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
44:55You had great material.
44:57I love to raise your hand. You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:01The winner of this reading battle is...
45:07Ebony LeBelle.
45:09Yay!
45:11Thank you so much!
45:12Maya Foxx, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:23Gondragulations to our battle winners this week.
45:26You all burnt your opponents to a crisp, but one of you really stirred the pot.
45:33Ebony LeBelle.
45:35Gondragulations!
45:36You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:43Yes, I am!
45:45You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:50Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight!
45:53Yes, ma'am! Ooh, that's like good money.
45:55That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
45:58Van Gogh, Maya Foxx, you are both safe.
46:03Thank you.
46:05Which means Dulce, P.M., and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:11Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:22You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:28As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:32You may leave the stage.
46:36Oh, girl!
46:38The reading battles have come to a close.
46:41The reading battles were so much fun.
46:43We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:45You're welcome, season five.
46:48We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:52She's won a challenge!
46:54Yeah! Cheers!
46:56Well deserved.
46:58I motherfucking ate that.
46:59Yes, you did!
47:00Yes, you did!
47:02Bitch, I won!
47:07Bitch, I won!
47:09Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:11I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
47:13Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:15And, Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:18We killed it up there.
47:20We did great.
47:21You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:24Ah!
47:25And this is my redemption.
47:28Bitch, you were so funny.
47:31The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:33Sorry for disaster.
47:35Thank you.
47:36I am funny.
47:38Yes!
47:39Thank you!
47:40My spot is secured.
47:42I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:44I wanted to talk to my sister, Dulce,
47:45because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:49It sucks.
47:50I feel like I haven't, um,
47:52been, like, reaching the potential that I know I can.
47:55I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
47:58No, I'm happy you won.
47:59I wish I won.
48:01But it is what it is.
48:03My track record is good.
48:05I've been in the top.
48:06I've never gotten the beaver.
48:07I'm gonna continue to fucking do better.
48:10I don't want to throw you two under the bus either,
48:12because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:16You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
48:18I was waiting for that.
48:20I was waiting for it.
48:22The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling
48:24a couple weeks ago.
48:26It's like, you're doing good.
48:28You know, you wanted that moment.
48:29You wanted that win.
48:31And you're having a little short spot.
48:33Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:35I deserve to stay here, but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:38If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:42No questions asked.
48:44No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again, you know?
48:47Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season, then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:50I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition and not a fucking flat white.
48:57God, I would kill for a flat white.
48:59Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:00Oh!
49:02But there is blush on it.
49:04Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez, so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:10I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:13I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:17So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:25And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:30I feel good.
49:32And I did good today.
49:34I obviously hope you use the beaver on me because these two don't know how to use a beaver properly.
49:39Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with a beaver.
49:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:44Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:45Hi, Kiana.
49:46If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:49I would use it on PM. I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:52Uh, I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:55I think she's got the best track record.
49:58Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:59No, I said for sure.
50:00Oh, okay.
50:01Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
50:05Like, this is how I would process it.
50:07PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:09Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:10You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:12I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:14She's got some really strong options, but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:17She also has an alliance with everybody up in here, so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:21There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:23I can fully just base it off of today.
50:25I can base it off a track record.
50:26I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
50:29What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:31Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:35I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically, so I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:46Ebony, can I say something, though?
50:47Yes.
50:48I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:52Mm-hmm.
50:53And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
50:58And I would scratch it so good.
51:00I feel like I didn't flop this week, and I really want to be here, and I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:07Oh, okay.
51:08And you know what?
51:09Y'all saying I can say the exact same thing, too.
51:11Literally, girl, read fucking tweets.
51:12But you don't mean it.
51:14What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:15Because you put me out there last week, and I want to be your best friend.
51:18Bitch, I didn't fucking put you out there last week.
51:20You didn't choose me.
51:21I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking chosen you.
51:24You're in the moment chosen.
51:25And that's the thing.
51:27So it is what it is.
51:29You know what I think?
51:30I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:32Let them down.
51:33Save me.
51:34Make it real simple.
51:35They need stuff to work out.
51:37Make them lip sync.
51:38Down.
51:39But I also want to see you turn the party, Dulce.
51:41Pardon?
51:42You said you could turn the party, and I want to see you go out there.
51:45I want to see you go.
51:46Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:47Like, whether we lip sync or not, like, I'm fucking ready to...
51:49I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:50I love this untucked.
51:52Ah!
51:53PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now, they'll scratch my back later.
52:00I do believe them.
52:01I really do.
52:02Bitch, now everybody making that plea.
52:04So I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:07I don't know.
52:08Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
52:10Welcome back, queens.
52:19Ebony LaBelle.
52:21Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:24Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:27Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:29Whoever I don't save, bitches, fight it out on the stage.
52:35I have chose to save Dulce.
52:38Law be damned.
52:40Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:47You may join the others at the back.
52:49Thank you.
52:50Thank you.
52:51I love you, Alyssa.
52:52PM, Hazel.
52:57I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
53:01Two queens stand before us.
53:04Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:13This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:19The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:32Good luck.
53:33And don't fuck it up.
53:40I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:42I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:44I got my game on.
53:46Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:48Well, there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:53You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
53:57So quick to contestant, well, you think I'm empty, I'm not.
54:01You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:05I'm a babe, I'm a pup, but I'm making this my day.
54:10I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade.
54:14I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than Hyundai.
54:18And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
54:22Come and get it now.
54:24I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:26I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:28I got my game on.
54:30Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:33I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:35I am a freaking chariot.
54:37I need your icon.
54:39Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:41Stand up everybody.
54:43Yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:45With bombshells raising hell now.
54:47Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:49Stand up everybody.
54:51Yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:53With bombshells raising hell now.
54:56Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:58Yo, I ain't clean, but I won the cup.
55:00Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
55:02It was me, young Avril, security tucked.
55:04In the back, just in case one of y'all run up.
55:06One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:09When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:11All I hate you was doing, got the Barbie popping.
55:13Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watching.
55:15But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:18Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
55:20I am the prototype of pink, pink.
55:22And no, I don't want no frauds, wink, wink.
55:24I ain't no dumb blonde.
55:27I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
55:29I got my game on.
55:31Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:33I ain't no dumb blonde.
55:35I am a freaking chariot.
55:37Now I need your icon.
55:39Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:42Hand Godığıper, everybody is here.
55:44You don't wanna have to say it loud.
55:46目 shout is raising him now.
55:48Let me watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:50You all got maximizegi but good.
55:53You look out, shoutます, raising him now.
55:57Watch me, watch me, watch me, girl.
55:59You're wrong.
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