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00:00All right, here's what the Red Sox do now in just 60 seconds.
00:03I thought about, like, selling the team and burning it down and tanking.
00:06I thought about all these things, but I want to soldier forward.
00:09So I want the Red Sox to trade for Isak Paredes.
00:12He can play first or third, 253, 20 homers, 53 RBIs.
00:17Get excited for that.
00:18Not only Isak, though.
00:20You can pair him with Eugenio Suarez.
00:23He's 35.
00:24Pete Alonso is too old, but he's 35.
00:27228, 49, 118.
00:30Then you sell Yoshida.
00:31You get him out of here.
00:32You've got to make John and Linda happy and save some cash.
00:36So my DH in his place, some amalgamation of your outfielders,
00:39which means you're keeping Jaron Duran.
00:41He's still a Red Sox.
00:42He's not going anywhere.
00:43Get excited.
00:44Your rotation, Crochet, Bayo, Gray, Oviedo, and Tully, same as last week.
00:49Infield, Paredes, Meyer, Story, Suarez.
00:52Outfield, Abreu, Rafaela, and Anthony.
00:55That should get you right around last place in the AL,
00:57but you save a crap ton of money,
01:00and I think it all goes according to plan for the Red Sox.
01:03That's my new plan.
01:04I got a great plan for the team.
01:07Finish in last.
01:08Bring in Paredes and Suarez.
01:10Do nothing.
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