Jones explains how the Red Sox can salvage the offseason in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, here's what the Red Sox do now in just 60 seconds.

00:03I thought about, like, selling the team and burning it down and tanking.

00:06I thought about all these things, but I want to soldier forward.

00:09So I want the Red Sox to trade for Isak Paredes.

00:12He can play first or third, 253, 20 homers, 53 RBIs.

00:17Get excited for that.

00:18Not only Isak, though.

00:20You can pair him with Eugenio Suarez.

00:23He's 35.

00:24Pete Alonso is too old, but he's 35.

00:27228, 49, 118.

00:30Then you sell Yoshida.

00:31You get him out of here.

00:32You've got to make John and Linda happy and save some cash.

00:36So my DH in his place, some amalgamation of your outfielders,

00:39which means you're keeping Jaron Duran.

00:41He's still a Red Sox.

00:42He's not going anywhere.

00:43Get excited.

00:44Your rotation, Crochet, Bayo, Gray, Oviedo, and Tully, same as last week.

00:49Infield, Paredes, Meyer, Story, Suarez.

00:52Outfield, Abreu, Rafaela, and Anthony.

00:55That should get you right around last place in the AL,

00:57but you save a crap ton of money,

01:00and I think it all goes according to plan for the Red Sox.

01:03That's my new plan.

01:04I got a great plan for the team.

01:07Finish in last.

01:08Bring in Paredes and Suarez.

01:10Do nothing.