Keefe explains how the Red Sox can salvage the offseason in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, in the words of Joshua Adams, stay positive and stay strong.

00:04Here's what I'm going to do.

00:05I have to pivot at this point.

00:07I'm calling up the Kansas City Royals,

00:09and I'm making a massive deal with the Royals,

00:12starting with Vinny Pasquantino.

00:15Pasquatch!

00:15The owner of two of the best nicknames in sports,

00:18the Pasquatch and the Italian Breakfast.

00:20You can even bring the Sasquatch that goes to the game,

00:23stick him up in the monster.

00:24He hit 32 home runs last year, drove in 113,

00:28and he plays first base.

00:29Lefty stick, that's fine.

00:31We'll deal with that later.

00:32But now I have the Pasquatch at first.

00:33That same deal, I'm getting Cole Reagans.

00:35Stealing from your plan from before, but I'm bringing in Cole Reagans.

00:38Hell yeah.

00:38And you're trading away one of Duran and Abreu,

00:41one of Tully and Early,

00:42and whatever else they want in the minor league system,

00:44and for good measure, Tristan Casas.

00:46Then the one big free agent signing, Bo Bichette.

00:50Bo Bichette, so you can do the Boba Fett night,

00:52dressed up as Boba Fett, Bo Bichette is.

00:54He's going to play second or third.

00:56Meyers is going to play second or third with the Pasquatch over at first.

00:58And now I have Reagans as my number two starter behind my face.

01:01Okay.

01:02I like your plan better.

01:04I'm not going to lie.

01:04You have a better plan than me.

01:05I don't know how realistic it is,

01:06but it's really one free agent signing

01:08because you don't have to pay Reagans or Pasquatch yet.