Jones & Keefe: Keefe's Red Sox offseason plan in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, here we go.

00:01I'm calling the Detroit Tigers, and I'm saying we've got to get a Tarek Skubaldun deal.

00:05Or a deal done.

00:06Or a done deal.

00:08I'm going to offer either Duran or Abreu.

00:11I'm going to offer a one-of, Bayo, Early, and Tully.

00:15I'm throwing in Tristan Casas just as an add-on.

00:18And you can pick two of the top three minor leaguers.

00:21It's that kind of deal.

00:21I'm getting Tarek Skubaldun.

00:22I'm bringing him in, signing him to an extension.

00:24I'm also signing Pete Alonzo.

00:26Pete Alonzo's going to come in here, the polar bear, give him whatever he wants,

00:29play first base, sock 50 home runs.

00:31I'm also going to go to Alex Bregman.

00:32I'm going to say, hey, Alex Bregman, do you want a two-year, $80 million deal?

00:36Yes, you're back.

00:37No, that's fine.

00:39We'll move on and get Bo Bichette in here.

00:41We already have Trevor Story and Marcella Meyer.

00:43If we have to, we can play Christian Campbell on the infield.

00:46But now I have Skubaldun crochet at the top of my rotation.

00:49I have Pete Alonzo smacking dingers.

00:51And I have either Bregman or Bo Bichette to solidify the left side of my infield.

00:55And the World Series is back on.

00:57Don't even need the rest of the time.

00:59There it is, okay, I...