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00:00THE END
00:02THE END
00:12Jez, Maddy and I are ready to put the star on the tree!
00:20Trevor, I hope you haven't dressed Maddy in that ridiculous costume you bought.
00:24Take a look in the five and ten
00:28Are you ready, Maddy?
00:30Put the star on the tree!
00:34It's beginning to look a lot like this
00:38Okay, Maddy
00:40Can you reach?
00:42Hey, let me do this
00:48Trevor! Trevor!
00:50Oh, I think I've broken something! Trevor!
00:52Maddy, come on, come on
00:54You always put the star on the tree
00:56Mum, no
00:58And the thing that will make them ring
01:00Is the carol that you sing
01:02Right within
01:04Happy Christmas, Dad
01:06Oh
01:08Oh
01:12Oh
01:14Oh
01:16Oh
01:18Oh
01:28And it's time to get your long johns on, Harpershire
01:30Because it is cold out there
01:32And the forecast is now predicting a merry white Christmas
01:34Oh
01:36Oh, goodness
01:38Oh
01:40Oh
01:42Oh
01:44Oh
01:46Oh
01:48Oh
01:50Oh
01:52Oh
01:54Oh
01:56Oh
01:58Oh
02:00Oh
02:02Oh
02:04Oh
02:10No
02:12The 21st
02:14Ha
02:15Ah
02:18Ah
02:22Ah
02:23Ah
02:26Mm
02:27Mm
02:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:58Oh, Jess, hang on.
03:16Okay, I'm outside.
03:27What are you doing outside, Trevor?
03:30It's freezing.
03:31Well, it's just the reception.
03:32It's a bit patchy around here, I'm afraid.
03:35But it's a lovely place, Jess.
03:38When you and Maddy come over, I'll show you the village,
03:41because they've got this wonderful...
03:43Well, that's actually why I'm calling, Trevor.
03:46We've had the most amazing invitation.
03:49I think I might have mentioned my new boyfriend to you.
03:53Gorham?
03:54Oh, yes?
03:55Well, he's got this villa in Barbados,
03:57and, well, he's invited Maddy and me to join in there for Christmas.
04:02Oh.
04:03Er, so...
04:04So...
04:05I thought it was just the perfect way to celebrate Maddy getting onto her course in Paris.
04:11Right.
04:12But it does mean flying out tomorrow, so I'm really sorry,
04:14but we won't be able to join you after all.
04:18Oh.
04:19Oh, OK.
04:21Well, we'll be right back after New Year,
04:23so why don't we aim to have a drink then?
04:26Yes.
04:27Yes.
04:28And look, I've got some good news.
04:30I know what a challenge the fees for the Sobon were going to be,
04:34but Gorham gets on so incredibly well with Maddy,
04:37he'd very much like to cover the cost himself.
04:40Oh, oh, no.
04:42I've got plenty of, um...
04:44Er...
04:45I'll be absolutely fine.
04:47Morning, Trevor.
04:47Oh, morning.
04:50Well, OK.
04:51If you're sure.
04:56And look, have a very merry Christmas.
04:59Er, yes, and the same to you.
05:01Bye.
05:02And to Maddy.
05:15Oh.
05:17Hi, Maddy.
05:26It's Dad here.
05:28Sorry, I've never left a voice note before, so I hope this works.
05:30Morning, Trevor.
05:31Good day.
05:31Good morning.
05:32Morning.
05:33Um, anyway, I just wanted to say that I hope you have a wonderful time in Barbados.
05:37Gosh, what a treat.
05:41But I'd left up a quick word before you go, because...
05:44Because I'm going to miss you, sweet pea.
05:47So much.
05:48Morning, Trevor.
05:49Oh, Tom, hello.
05:52So...
05:53So maybe speak later.
05:54OK?
05:55Bye.
05:57And then I'll just let my thumb off.
05:58Oh, good.
06:06Oh, Trevor.
06:07Trevor.
06:08Oh, hello, Diana.
06:08How are you?
06:09We are going to need those extra chairs, please.
06:11Trevor.
06:12Oh, right.
06:12Yes.
06:12I'll just get my coat off.
06:13As soon as you can, please, Trevor.
06:15Yes.
06:16Yes.
06:16Oh, no, not there, Trevor.
06:27No, they need to go at the back.
06:29At the back.
06:30Right.
06:31Also, um, we're still missing a no vacancy sign for the inn.
06:34OK.
06:36And straw for the stable.
06:38Oh, right.
06:39And I don't think the bulb for the Christmas star is working.
06:42Right.
06:43Let me just, um...
06:44Now, uh, teas and...
06:46And coffees.
06:47Mrs Andre, can I get you a tea?
06:51Oh, Trevor.
06:52Could I have a word?
06:53Um...
06:54Thank you so much.
06:54Trevor.
06:55Oh, Diana.
06:57I hear you've had a bit of a coup on the baby Jesus front.
07:00Oh, yes.
07:01I think you know June, Jennifer's month.
07:03She's going to be dropping off her eight-month-old just before curtain up.
07:06A real baby in our manger for the first time.
07:09We're all very excited.
07:10Cannot wait.
07:12Trevor, I'll take this.
07:15Do take a seat.
07:20Now, I believe you and I, Trevor, have an occasion to mark.
07:27Er...
07:28Not just the last day of term, but your last day at the school.
07:34Isn't that right?
07:36Oh, yes, that's right.
07:39I really am genuinely sorry we had to let you go.
07:41But on behalf of all of us here at St Aldwyn's, I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for the school in the last...
07:46How long has it been?
07:49Seven months.
07:50Gosh.
07:52Feels like years.
07:56Cheers.
08:04So, have you got anything else lined up?
08:07Oh, no.
08:08No, not as such.
08:13Well, thank you again.
08:15And happy Christmas.
08:15For the production.
08:28Can somebody get the back door, please?
08:36Trevor?
08:36Trevor?
08:55June?
08:57June?
08:57June.
08:58Oh.
08:59Very perfect.
09:00Wise man.
09:01One.
09:02Perfect.
09:03Excuse me, Diana.
09:04I didn't see June, but there was a baby.
09:20Oh.
09:23Well, don't just stand there, Trevor.
09:26Is it in the manger?
09:27Here we go.
09:28Are you ready?
09:29There we are.
09:30Hello, you.
09:33There we are.
09:34Hello, you.
09:36Hello, you.
09:37Hello, you.
09:38Here we go.
09:39Here we go.
09:40Oh, you can't get cold.
09:42I saw this.
09:44Here we go.
09:45Here we go.
09:46Oh.
09:47Here we go.
09:51Oh.
09:52Trevor!
10:08Tonight we tell a story old and true of a baby named Jesus born for me and you.
10:15Nine thousand pounds.
10:19And now our story begins in the land so far where Mary and Joseph travel under the guiding star.
10:27Trevor!
10:29Joseph, the night grows cold and the wind is cruel.
10:47Do not worry, Mary. We will find a place pulled by this humble mule.
10:57The journey is long, but their hearts are strong.
11:01Hello?
11:02Buenos dias, senora. Please may I speak with Mr. Trevor Bingley?
11:06It's Bingley, Trevor Bingley. Yes, that's me.
11:10But I'm sorry, this isn't really a very good time.
11:13Senor Bingley, I am so pleased to make your acquaintance.
11:16I am Cesar Jimenez from the personnel department of Grupo del Sanchez Romero.
11:21Please, kind of...
11:22Okay, I don't know...
11:24The new parent company of House Sitters Deluxe.
11:29Oh, right.
11:31We don't have any room in the inn, though your need is clear.
11:35The thing is that, um, due to the recent change in ownership, our Barcelona team is not...
11:40Sorry, could I leave you for just one minute, please?
11:43Sorry, you were saying...
11:57I was saying that our, uh, Barcelona team is not entirely familiar with all of the House Sitters staff.
12:05But you are still on our books.
12:08So bright, three wise men draw near on this holy night.
12:14And I am calling because we've had a member of staff...
12:17Cancel due to a family emergency.
12:19Behold, the star rising in the east.
12:23And we were wondering if you might be available to take over a platinum-level house-sitting job over the Christmas period.
12:32Oh, no, I don't really do that kind of thing anymore.
12:35In case you were wondering, it pays around 10,000 pounds.
12:4410,000 pounds?
12:45Calm down. Anyone hit?
12:47Anyone hurt?
12:48Full disclosure, you would have to attend an interview on-site in London this evening at 5pm.
12:54And if approved, start immediately.
12:58So, do you think you might be available?
13:01Well, yes.
13:03I don't know, I don't know.
13:07No, no!
13:08I don't know.
13:26I don't know.
13:56What are you doing here?
14:20Where's your mum?
14:23Let's go and find her, shall we?
14:26Okay, here we go, right, parents directory, parents directory, June, June, June, June,
14:40there we go, June Harmonson, right, okay, don't worry, we'll soon get you home.
14:52Hello, you've reached June, I can't come to the phone right now, but you know what to do.
14:59Hello, June, it's Mr Bingley from school, I didn't see you at the play, but it seems
15:05that we've still got your baby, can you let me know when you might be able to come and
15:09pick it up? Okay, thanks, thanks, bye.
15:24June, hello, I'm in a little bit of a rush to catch a train to London, so I thought I'd
15:28just pop round now and drop the baby off, if that's okay.
15:33Oh, hello, June.
15:35I've got...
15:36Oh.
15:38Oh, I know, poor little thing.
15:41She woke up with a bit of a sniffle, so I called the school and left a message to say
15:44I wouldn't be bringing her in after all.
15:48Right.
15:50Aw.
15:52So who's this little chap then?
15:56Um.
16:07The baby?
16:08Yes, it turned out that June didn't bring her baby to school.
16:11So the baby that was left at the back door that we put in the manger must have belonged
16:16to somebody else.
16:17And whoever that was hasn't come back to pick it up yet, so...
16:20Trevor, Trevor!
16:21I'm sorry, I'm in the car.
16:23I'm going away.
16:24I don't really have time to sort this out right now.
16:27Look, why don't I pop in on the parents' WhatsApp group and then refer any calls to you?
16:31Is that all right?
16:32Well, the thing is, I have to go to London.
16:34And I have to go to Lanzarote, Trevor.
16:37Tonight, with my entire family.
16:39And I'm already an hour late for the airport.
16:41Oh, well, the, the, the...
16:42Look, I'll pop it on the group chat now, okay?
16:46Hello?
16:49Oh, dear.
16:53Now what?
16:58A baby?
16:59Yes, it's a bit of a long story, but basically it was left at St. Aldwyn's school and then
17:06nobody came back to pick it up.
17:07And who are you?
17:09Trevor Bingley.
17:10I'm the school caretaker.
17:12Well, I was the school caretaker.
17:14Okay, well, look, um, the weather's not helping us, but we should be able to get a patrol car out to you in, oh, three to four hours?
17:22Oh.
17:23Oh, unfortunately, I'm supposed to be in London at five o'clock.
17:27Well, your only chance of getting anyone sooner would be to try social services.
17:31Oh.
17:31Hello, social services.
17:36Hello, my name is Trevor Bingley and I've got a baby that was left behind to take all of his school after the necessity place.
17:41And you've still got this baby?
17:44Yes.
17:44And the thing is, I need to leave in sort of 45 minutes.
17:49Um, so I was really hoping that someone might be able to come round and pick it up before then.
17:55Okay, uh, well, look, I'll come and get it myself.
17:59Can I just take some details?
18:00Oh, thank you.
18:01Thank you so much.
18:09Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:14Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:18Don we now are gay apparel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:24Troll the ancient euletide carol, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:30Baby?
18:32Baby?
18:41Where do you think you're going?
18:44Oh, he's here.
18:46He's here.
18:48Oh, okay.
18:50All right.
18:52Here we go.
18:56Ah, Miss Greening, Hertfordshire Social Services.
18:58Oh, thank you.
18:59Thank you so much for coming.
19:01I'm in a bit of a rush because I've got to catch a train to London.
19:05Okay, right.
19:07Well, the baby is...
19:10Here...
19:15Somewhere...
19:19Where are you?
19:21Where's that baby gone?
19:24Oh, dear me.
19:27Oh, dear me.
19:27Um, baby.
19:31Sorry, just one moment.
19:33In here.
19:35Baby?
19:36Baby?
19:38Baby?
19:39Sorry, he's definitely here somewhere.
19:41So, you found this baby in a manger?
19:49Yes.
19:50He's baby Jesus.
19:53Baby?
19:54Baby?
19:55Baby?
19:55Jesus.
19:57I can't see you.
19:59Jesus.
20:01Jesus, where are you?
20:04Well, look, um, why don't I just leave you to it?
20:08I invite you, Bea.
20:10Are you behind the television?
20:12No.
20:13If you do happen to find this missing baby,
20:17then all of my details are on that card.
20:21Are you in the cold, Scottle?
20:24No.
20:25All right, well, cheerio.
20:29Bye.
20:30Oh.
20:35There you are.
20:40I found it.
20:41I found it!
20:45Oh, no, no!
20:49Oh, he left his card.
20:55Yes!
21:02This is Neil.
21:03I'm now on annual leave
21:04and won't be back in the office until January the 4th.
21:07Oh, no, no!
21:09I've got to go, I've got to go!
21:11Oh, I know.
21:15I'll drop you off on the way.
21:16Oh, no!
21:16I'll drop you off on the way.
21:16What?
21:22Oh, no, no!
21:24Oh, no!
21:26Oh, no!
21:26Oh, no!
21:58Oh.
22:05What?
22:10Right.
22:11We need a plan B.
22:16Hello, Arbitur Police.
22:17Oh, hello, yes.
22:18I rang earlier about a baby that was left behind at St. Aldwyn's School.
22:23Sorry, just a second.
22:27There we go.
22:29You put me in touch with social services, but unfortunately...
22:32Did we give you a case number, sir?
22:34Um, no.
22:36Right, let's start with your last name then.
22:38It's Bingley.
22:40Sorry, I didn't catch that.
22:42Could you say that again for me, sir?
22:44Um, last name is B-I-N...
22:48Hello?
22:51Hello?
22:53Reception's not good, sir, but let's keep going.
22:55So the name's Mr. Bin, is that correct?
22:58Well, it's Bin and then Glee.
23:02Got it.
23:03Bingley.
23:04So Bin's your first name, Mr Glee.
23:06Hello?
23:08Hello?
23:09Hello?
23:10You're coming in and out a bit, sir.
23:14Can you hear me now?
23:15Yes?
23:16Trevor Bingley called earlier, found baby left at school.
23:19Sorry?
23:20Also reported social services now moving to new location,
23:23but still on same number.
23:25Mr Glee?
23:26We'll send you address soonest if I get the job I'm going for.
23:32No, no.
23:44Two tickets to London, please.
23:56Twenty-nine Clarendon Square.
24:06Twenty-nine...
24:09Should be...
24:13Here.
24:21Gosh.
24:23Right then.
24:24Let's try and get this job.
24:53If my best friend took togie,
24:56the human being
24:59to you.
25:01So I don't see myself a hack.
25:02I ciao.
25:03I said,
25:04There we go.
25:06I wish I could've been there now.
25:07Once everyone has a tackle,
25:08I knew that...
25:13... wurden arms and legs.
25:15And now we go to Culverford.
25:18It's been his lucky fellow....
25:20I's been 함 thinking...
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