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Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 233


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00:00And everything's in place.
00:27You're absolutely sure about that?
00:30I don't want any cock-ups at the last minute.
00:33It's important.
00:35Very important.
00:38Everything needs to run like clockwork.
00:42Good.
00:45Well, how exciting is all of this?
00:49Oh, and, er, well done, darling.
00:54I'm truly grateful.
00:56Yeah, okay.
01:00Ciao.
01:02Morning.
01:04Who was that?
01:05I've never heard you call anyone, darling, before.
01:08Just an old friend I've known for years.
01:11Er, coffee?
01:12No, I best crack on.
01:14Are, er, Joe and Dawn back yet?
01:16Oh, they're still in Edinburgh.
01:19Are you still up for helping out at the Christmas fair today?
01:22Try and stop me.
01:23As I said, it's very good PR for me.
01:26Yeah, it's also for a very good cause.
01:28The Hottens Children Ward saved Evan's life, remember?
01:31How could I forget?
01:34And I've encouraged people to buy tickets for that very reason.
01:37Oh, and just so as you know, I want you to be on the same stall as me.
01:41I don't want to get lumbered with Nicola or Claudette.
01:44In fact, forget the cleaning.
01:49Come with me now.
01:50No, it just means I'll have more to do tomorrow.
01:53You go ahead.
01:54All right.
01:55Well, maybe I'll have a coffee before I go.
01:57I did say you'd be there at ten and it's five past now already.
02:00All right.
02:01I'll skip the coffee.
02:03I'll see you down there in an hour.
02:05Hour and a half tops.
02:07Yeah, I'll be there.
02:08Thanks.
02:16So it's work then?
02:17Yeah, it's all systems go, but we need to be careful.
02:20I know that.
02:24Oh, it's you.
02:29You thought it was Ray, didn't you?
02:32Of course I thought it was him.
02:33Every time I hear a noise, I think it's him.
02:35Whenever my phone goes, I think it's him.
02:36When my phone doesn't go, I'm checking it's not him.
02:38It's...
02:39I can't bear this waiting.
02:41Look, Marlon.
02:42I want to phone him.
02:43And say what?
02:44Get him to tell us where it is that we stand.
02:46I mean, we've already coughed up 20 grand.
02:48It's like we're being tortured.
02:49And then we've got this payday loan hanging over our heads
02:53and it's this constant fear of, I don't know, somebody hammering on the door,
02:56demanding it back, threatening us.
02:57It's too much.
02:58It's all too much.
02:59Look, I know.
03:00And I'm sorry.
03:01I was desperate.
03:02Look, I'm...
03:03I'm not having a go.
03:04I'm not.
03:05I get it.
03:06I'm just saying I don't know where we go from here.
03:08So do you want me to phone him?
03:10What do you think?
03:12I don't know.
03:13I'm not sure.
03:14Look, what if it riles him?
03:16He said he'd be in touch.
03:17But when?
03:18I know, but we only saw him yesterday, love.
03:20Maybe we just need to give him a little bit more time.
03:22I can't.
03:23I just can't.
03:24I feel like I'm going crazy.
03:25Right, then.
03:26We need to contact him.
03:27I'll do it.
03:52At least they're on time.
03:54Are you nervous?
03:55Bit late for that, Sam.
03:57Good to see you again, Sam.
04:00How you doing?
04:01I like you.
04:02You must be the infamous Lydia.
04:04Oh, dear.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Yeah, that's me.
04:07Very, very nice to meet you, Lydia.
04:09Now, I would introduce this ugly lot, but unfortunately they don't have names because they're animals.
04:17So if I were you, Lydia, I would just keep them well looked after and you should be okay.
04:22It's not dogs I can hear.
04:24Oh, you're quick off the mark, Sam.
04:25Well, you know, actually, um, yeah, we thought we could do a bit of hair coursing. What do you reckon?
04:29That's illegal.
04:30No.
04:31It's not, is it?
04:32I won't tell if you don't tell.
04:33It's also a dead crawler, no.
04:34You know, we paid a lot of money to be here.
04:36I know.
04:37So, if you're not up to the task, I will be expecting a full refund.
04:38Look, will you give me and Sam a minute to discuss this? It won't take long.
04:39No!
04:40No!
04:41No, no, no, no, of course not.
04:42Please.
04:43Do what you have to do.
04:44Do what you have to do.
04:45Do what you have to do.
04:46Do what you have to do.
04:47Oh, no, no, no.
04:48No, no, no, no.
04:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, of course not.
04:51Please.
04:52Do what you have to do.
04:53There's no way I'm letting them do ACoS.
04:56Look, Sam, you said yourself you need the money. What were Christmas and everything?
04:58Don't change the flirableب несcience?
04:59Dam foot, it just wind, you know what I'm thinking about.
05:02Here, come on, if you do.
05:03It'll just be funny because you don't be.
05:04What if it will be driving to the vlog like a bland捕ler?
05:06I will be expecting a full refund.
05:07Look, will you give me and Sam a minute to discuss this?
05:09It won't take long.
05:10No!
05:11No, no, no, no, of course not.
05:12Please.
05:13Do what you have to do.
05:15There's no way I'm letting them do ACoS.
05:18Look, Sam, you said yourself you need the money.
05:21What were Christmas and everything?
05:22Don't change the fact that you can't do it, okay. I'll sort it. Oh
05:31I've absolutely no idea
05:40So at every station on the map the shop the hide the church
05:45Yes, and the calf as well. It's all down there on the map. Anyway, there are these games you see all sort of games
05:51I'm not sure that they're all different. Anyway, once you've completed the game
05:56How many games are there? Will you please just let me finish? All right, don't blow a gasket
06:02You get a stamp, which you stick here
06:05And once you've completed all the games you get a prize. Oh, what sort of prize?
06:12As you were and the first child to complete the games wins an e-bike courtesy of an anonymous donor
06:19What? An e-bike? Wow. Give me that back
06:23Ka-ching! That e-bike is yours
06:29Have a word? Yeah, sure come over there down and up me a minute
06:33So I take it you got the green light then? Indeed. So we all set? Well, not yet, but we will be and Noah's gonna be in charge, okay?
06:41Sure, that's wise. Well, you have left it a bit late in the day and to be fair
06:45I promised Moses I'm gonna take him round this Christmas trail thingy
06:48Oh, come on, cut me some slack and be nice
06:51Well, I think my very generous payment to you in cash may have swayed your decision
06:56Oh, nothing comes for free these days, does it?
06:58Hmm
06:59A sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb
07:03You can give it to me when I need to come along
07:06A sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb
07:10Baby, you can turn me on
07:15Gotta come and see me sing later
07:17Not if I can help it
07:19Do not muck this up
07:22Oi, I'm doing you a favour, remember?
07:24My dad used to go hair hunting when I was little
07:29And he used to say to me, do you know something Lydia, it's them dogs that have all the fun
07:33And he was absolutely right
07:35Because they do, chasing round like little ferrets
07:39While the men stand around doing absolutely nothing
07:41Pheasant shooting though
07:43Now that's a game of skill
07:45But it's a man's game
07:47Plus you get something much nicer to take home with you
07:50I tell you what, as an added extra, why don't we throw out some snares?
07:55Then you can take some rabbits home and all
07:57I bet your wives would be pleased with that
07:58Oh, I'm pretty sure Lucinda would be horrified
08:01But, you know, I must admit
08:05It's sounding like a good option, isn't it?
08:08Great, well then, let's get this party started
08:11I thought you didn't remember your dad
08:15I don't, I made it all up
08:17Oh
08:18I better get a shift on
08:19I told Kim I'd meet her in the village
08:21Oi, by the way
08:23What time's lunch?
08:24Sorry?
08:25We usually like to eat around one
08:29One it is then
08:30Marvellous
08:34You never mentioned anything about lunch
08:36Yeah, neither did they
08:37Must be something Kim does
08:38Are you going to do it then, make them lunch?
08:40I don't have much choice, do I?
08:41But I'm going to have to be quick about it
08:50I'll come
08:56Come here, sweetie
08:57Well, I must say, it's, er
08:59Very nice of you inviting me over
09:01Special occasion, is it?
09:03Morning, Lonnie
09:04How are you?
09:05Not going to, er, pop the kettle on?
09:08I'd rather get this over and done with
09:11There was me expecting tea and biscuits
09:13We just, we just want to know where we stand
09:18Will you stand?
09:19Well, er, maybe you'd like to clarify exactly what you mean by that
09:25We gave you 20 grand yesterday
09:29Yes, I remember it well
09:31So what happens now?
09:33We, we just want our daughter back
09:36Right
09:38Well, if you think I'm going to give April up just because you gave me 20 grand
09:42And you two are very naive
09:46Sorry?
09:48She is my best girl
09:49She is
09:50I'm telling you
09:51She is the best drugs runner I have had in a long time
09:55And I've had a few
09:56You see, your little girl
09:58She's got what it takes
10:00She is so innocent looking
10:06That nobody in their right mind is going to suspect her of dealing
10:10Well, drugs
10:13She's perfect
10:15She's a credit to you and an asset to me in more ways than one
10:19So what's it going to take to make this stop?
10:22To stop?
10:23Two grand a week starting tomorrow
10:29How are we supposed to manage that?
10:31We've just booked out 20 grand, that's all we have
10:34Well, that's not my problem, darling
10:36But that's what she brings in
10:38Like I said, she's very good
10:40And you want that paying every single week?
10:42In cash? Yeah
10:43But we can't afford that
10:44And then she goes back on the street
10:46Over my dead body
10:47No, Dad, it's okay
10:49I'll do it
10:51Good girl
10:54No, I'm not having it
11:09Dad, it is fine
11:10I will do it
11:11I've done it for months now anyway
11:13And what choice have you got?
11:15You can't afford it
11:17Your daughter is brighter than you are
11:19Either I get my money or she goes back on the streets
11:21And I'll leave you to fight it out
11:28You cannot carry on dealing drugs
11:31And you cannot afford two grand a week
11:33We'll find it
11:35How?
11:36You've just put yourself in massive debt because of me
11:39And look at the stress that it's causing
11:42It's tearing us apart
11:43And for what?
11:44For that money to go up again in three weeks?
11:47And then go up again and again and again
11:50Because that is how these people operate
11:52There has got to be a way out
11:53There isn't
11:54The second you start trying to get into his head
11:57You know what happens
11:58The heavies will be at the door
12:00Threatening you, threatening Leo
12:02And you won't ever feel safe again
12:04But what?
12:07What if he does stop making you see men again?
12:10Prostituting you?
12:11I've already told you he wouldn't do that
12:13How can you be sure?
12:14How can you trust him?
12:15Because I'm not good at it
12:18No
12:19We're not doing it
12:21We'll find a way
12:23Well until you do I am
12:25I'm sorry but that's the end of it
12:27I'm gonna go calling
12:28I'm still calling
12:35What's happening to us?
12:37I don't know love
12:39I really don't know
12:44Oh don't you just love Christmas?
12:47Yeah, makes me want to be a kid again
12:49Oh I'd give anything for a glass of white wine right now
12:52I'll have to settle for an orange juice I think
12:54Only so much fun a girl can have before she needs to sit down
12:56Especially when she's pregnant
12:59Oh Moses, come on, pull your finger out
13:02Got it, you copy Kerry and Kyle, they're doing really well
13:04Yeah, well they want her in the e-bike, don't they?
13:06E-bike?
13:08Yeah, it's what they get if they finish all the games
13:10Some anonymous donor apparently
13:12Right, how'd you know that?
13:14Kerry told me
13:15Oh right, no wonder she's keen
13:17Hey!
13:19I saw you do that!
13:21What?
13:22Oh yeah
13:26Whoops!
13:28What are you? What about you doing please?
13:29Come on, have a go
13:30Yes!
13:31Yes!
13:32Oh, so close!
13:33Oh great, now it's war
13:34Yep, the battle lines have well and truly been drawn
13:37You've not seen Lydia, have you?
13:40Why, have you lost her?
13:42I was supposed to meet her in the village, but you didn't show up
13:46Have you tried to give her a call?
13:47I had them
13:48I had them
13:49She's not picking up
13:51I'm telling you
13:53She'd better not have done her disappearing act
13:56Not after all the trouble I've gone to
13:58See ya
13:59Just have one
14:01Come on
14:05I'm running late, sorry
14:07Where are you?
14:09Still at the house
14:11I told you I wanted you with me today
14:14I got way laid
14:16Doing what?
14:18Lydia, I don't care if you're not finished
14:21You know me, I don't like doing things by halves
14:24Yeah
14:25Yeah, I'll be there
14:27Right, where's this through then Lydia?
14:30I found it
14:32Look, I'm gonna have to go, I'll see you at the cafe, bye
14:35Bit of sustenance boys, how about that?
14:38Who that?
14:39Kim, she wants me down there now
14:41Well you can't leave, they need feeding, they're getting leery
14:44Well then I'm gonna have to get a shifty on, Kim's not gonna wait forever
14:47And the last thing we want is her coming back here
14:48Sigh
14:52Don't throw it at me man, don't throw it at me, go on
14:57Is everything alright?
14:59Not sure
15:04We're gonna make a sandwich, do you want one?
15:06No thanks
15:09You do need to eat something love
15:11I honestly couldn't
15:13She had a bedroom?
15:14Yeah
15:15Maybe I'll go up.
15:17Say what? She is right. We don't have the money.
15:21Heaven knows how we're gonna pay these debts back and that's without adding to it.
15:25I just feel so useless.
15:29Hiya. I'm off out.
15:32Where to?
15:34Work. I ate a lingerie.
15:37But before I do, can I have a favour?
15:40Yeah, sure. What is it?
15:43I wanna go see Dylan.
15:46Right. Do you wanna go now?
15:48Yeah. Yeah, please. I'll just grab a bottle of water from the fridge.
15:59I can't believe we're letting her do this for us.
16:01We don't have a choice.
16:04So, the purpose of the game is to stick the nose on the Rudolph.
16:08Obviously, it wouldn't be much fun if there weren't a few obstacles in the way.
16:12So, when you hear the whistle, go.
16:14Oh.
16:16I can't believe Grandad's wrote me into cover his break.
16:19I wanna play.
16:21Can the grown-ups turn the kids around a few times and then shout which way to go?
16:24And remember, no touching.
16:26So, are we ready?
16:28Ready. Steady.
16:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:30He's not even blown the whistle yet.
16:32Sorry.
16:33I'll be sorry. Just don't do it again.
16:35Oh, somebody's competitive.
16:36Oh, yeah, like you're not.
16:37Right, let's start again, shall we?
16:39Ready.
16:40Steady.
16:42Stay close.
16:43Steps forward.
16:44Stop.
16:45Steps.
16:46And go.
16:47Stop.
16:48Turn left.
16:49Oh, no, stop right.
16:50Turn right.
16:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:52Start the game.
16:54She's cheating.
16:55Sorry, I barely even touched him.
16:57You're not supposed to touch him at all.
16:59Well, you two behave.
17:09I had a dream that you, er, you woke up.
17:13So when I came to see you today, I guess I hoped that you had, but...
17:22I've decided to keep on dealing.
17:24I have to.
17:25Because if I don't, we'll lose everything.
17:29I just...
17:31I don't want it to...
17:33make me become hard.
17:36Because it does, doesn't it?
17:38I can feel it happening sometimes.
17:41You know, that feeling of toughening up or putting a front on.
17:47I feel like even my dad thinks I'm a stranger sometimes.
17:50You're really warm.
18:00It's cold out.
18:02It's almost Christmas.
18:04And there's...
18:06trees and lights everywhere.
18:10Christmas music.
18:13I just wish you were here.
18:17I know you are, but...
18:18properly.
18:21Please just wake up.
18:27Take three steps forward.
18:28Quickly.
18:29Keep going.
18:30Two.
18:31Go on.
18:32Another one.
18:33Now, one to the left.
18:34Just keep going.
18:35One to the left.
18:36Right, now go for it.
18:37Just go for it.
18:38Do it.
18:39Do it.
18:40Do it.
18:41Oh, what a shame.
18:42That's because of you, that.
18:43No, it isn't.
18:45I'm sorry, are you going to let her get away with that?
18:47No.
18:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:49Sorry, but he pinned it on the backside.
18:51Yeah, because of you.
18:53And I declare...
18:54Kyle the winner.
18:55What?
18:56We won.
18:57We won.
18:58We really, really, really won.
18:59Oh, right.
19:00No need to gloat.
19:01Aw.
19:02Loser.
19:03Double loser.
19:04Get the picture.
19:06I hated that.
19:07I mean, I'll just think of the prize at the end.
19:11Don't care about the prize.
19:12Hey, where are you going?
19:13We've got another game left yet.
19:14Oh, Brent.
19:15Where's the night?
19:16I really wish I hadn't said I'd spend the day with her now.
19:17This is an absolute nightmare.
19:18You all right?
19:19Yeah.
19:20I'm a bit tired, that's all.
19:21I've been sleeping too good.
19:22They're posing with Dylan.
19:23I just wanted to give her some space.
19:24How is she?
19:25Okay.
19:26It's a bit hard for her.
19:28Yeah.
19:29I wish she'd wake up.
19:32Don't we all?
19:33Oh, content of I blame myself a bit.
19:35Why?
19:36It's had nothing to do with you.
19:49Blame myself a bit.
19:51Why? This had nothing to do with you.
19:53I insisted on a stupid birthday party and he said he didn't want one.
19:58And he started taking drugs again. Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?
20:02Paddy, this is honestly not your fault.
20:04It can't have helped, can it?
20:06Listen, I'm sorry. I've not been round more.
20:09It's fine.
20:10No, it's not. I'm your mate. I should have been there for you.
20:12You're not keeping away.
20:13Are you worried about April and seeing Dylan?
20:16He's a bad influence and I understand that and I get it.
20:20I'd probably done exactly the same in your position.
20:22So please, please, stop denying it. I know that was the reason.
20:26Paddy, I swear to you, you couldn't be further from the truth.
20:29That's not the reason I've been keeping my distance.
20:31Dylan's a good lad. I like him a lot.
20:33So why did you stay away?
20:39Tell me.
20:43It can't be that bad.
20:46Hey lads.
20:48How's it going?
20:49Hiya.
20:50How are you doing?
20:51Yeah, good Paddy. I just thought I'd pop in.
20:53See if there's any news.
21:09So how is he?
21:10Er, I haven't seen him yet.
21:12Eiffel's with him.
21:13Okay.
21:14Alright.
21:15Is that why Marlon's here, is it?
21:17It's been nice to catch up with him.
21:19Not really seen him much recently.
21:21Right.
21:22Is he okay?
21:23Is he, he looks a bit...
21:25Yeah, I know what you mean.
21:26Something's not right, is it?
21:28But, er, don't worry about it.
21:30I'll get it out.
21:31Yeah.
21:37I got you a coffee.
21:38Oh, cheers.
21:41So what were you saying?
21:43Sorry?
21:44Just now.
21:45About not being round.
21:49How is he?
21:53The same.
21:54I just want him to wake up now.
21:56Yeah.
21:57We all do.
22:02I, actually, I, I need to get off.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Places to be.
22:07April.
22:08Hi, I, er, I was just saying I'm actually going.
22:10You going anywhere nice?
22:11Er, no, just to meet a mate.
22:15Oh, well.
22:16Be good.
22:18I'll, er, walk you out.
22:19No, it's fine, you stay here.
22:20Oh, I want to.
22:21I said it's fine.
22:22Kids, eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:30Over!
22:32It's time to call it a day, lads.
22:35Come on, Oliver.
22:36It's time to wrap things up.
22:37Stop being such a killjoy, Sammy.
22:40You've bagged enough peasants for one day.
22:42Now, come on, play nice or you're going to get me in trouble.
22:47Right, lads.
22:48It really is time to go.
22:49There's a car there.
22:50I reckon they've seen us.
22:51Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
22:53Come on.
22:57You coming, Sam?
23:08Hey, yeah, all good.
23:09I've just finished up, actually.
23:13A little bit of swing.
23:14Look.
23:15I nearly got it.
23:16Get that walk.
23:17No, you're cheating.
23:18Stand back.
23:19Who cares about winning a stupid e-bike?
23:23Drive a scooter instead.
23:25Turn.
23:27Oof.
23:29Aw.
23:31Why, why, why, why are you cheating?
23:33No, I'm not.
23:34Ladies, ladies, can you please stop yelling?
23:36Come round this way now.
23:38Ow! That hurt.
23:40It was meant to.
23:41Look, do not resort to physical violence
23:43or else I'll have no option but to ask you to leave.
23:46Stop standing on my candy canes, man.
23:51Well, then shift out and away, maybe.
23:53Well, I got here first.
23:54Go back to where you were.
23:55Honestly, they're worse than the kids.
23:57Don't worry.
23:58They'll soon be over.
23:59I'm just about to get this candy cane.
24:02Who else are the way?
24:06Look at what you've done.
24:08That wasn't me.
24:10They didn't just fall off the chair by themselves, did they?
24:12So I don't care who it was.
24:14I want both of you to pick them up now!
24:16I'll do it.
24:18No, I'll do it.
24:19Well, I knocked them over, didn't I?
24:21Oh, did you then?
24:22So you're admitting that now, are you?
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:24Well, I'll help the blue ones.
24:26There we go.
24:29Louis, best Christmas?
24:31This one?
24:32Well, how would you know?
24:33It's not even happened yet.
24:34Oh, well, it's my first Christmas with my adopted family
24:37and my real family, so you know it's extra special.
24:39Aww.
24:40Yeah.
24:41I normally try and avoid my family at Christmas.
24:44Oh.
24:45Well, that's a bit sad.
24:46Only joking.
24:47We don't celebrate Christmas at ours.
24:49However, if there's any parties going, can't be in,
24:51because I'm your man.
24:52Oh, oh!
24:53In fact, I could organise one.
24:55No, thank you.
24:56You organised the last one, so no.
24:57Are you on a ghost low or are you down tools for the day?
25:00Oh, all right.
25:01I'll go and act busy.
25:08Vin.
25:09Do you fancy her?
25:10Don't be daft.
25:11No.
25:14Anyone seen Lydia?
25:15No, we haven't.
25:16She's supposed to be helping us out.
25:18Where the hell is she?
25:19Well, have you tried carving her?
25:20Has anyone else asked me that?
25:22Sorry?
25:23Maybe she's still up at the house.
25:25Look, if you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.
25:28Sorry, sorry.
25:29Oi.
25:30Where have you been?
25:31Never mind.
25:32We've got to get to the pub.
25:34Now.
25:35What for?
25:36Stop asking questions.
25:37We're late.
25:38But I don't understand.
25:39All will be revealed.
25:40Come on.
25:41What's happening at the pub?
25:43It's a surprise.
25:44Who for?
25:45If I told you that, it wouldn't be a surprise.
25:48Got me calm?
25:49Fine.
25:50More the merrier.
25:51Hang on.
25:52I want to come.
25:53Wait for me.
25:54Let's go.
25:55Sorry, everyone.
25:56You're going to have to leave.
25:57We've got a bit of an emergency.
25:58Have you had a nice time?
25:59Gingerbreads.
26:00Go on.
26:01Merry Christmas.
26:02Quick, quick, quick.
26:03Out we go.
26:04I don't know why you're having a go at me.
26:05She started it.
26:07Will you listen to yourself?
26:09You're supposed to be a grown woman.
26:11All right.
26:12Fine.
26:13I'll admit it.
26:14Things got a bit heated, but it was a game and that's what happens.
26:17Right.
26:18Look.
26:19Sarah and Sarah are getting married.
26:20Okay?
26:21That's her granddaughter.
26:22So I kind of need you and her to get on.
26:24Okay, fine.
26:25I promise I'll give it a go.
26:28You know what the problem is with you two?
26:30What?
26:31You're two alike.
26:32Or behave yourself.
26:34What?
26:35My, erm, gran's got something to say.
26:38Look, don't worry.
26:41There's no need to apologise.
26:43I think we've both been as bad as each other today, haven't we?
26:46No, I'm not here to apologise.
26:48Hmm?
26:49No.
26:50And just so you know, in case you're wondering, I'm off to collect my e-bike.
26:52Okay.
26:53Well, I hope you and it will be very happy together.
26:55Oh, believe me, babe.
26:56We will.
26:57Don't worry.
26:58Fancy a rematch?
26:59You want to embarrass yourself even further?
27:01That's a bit pathetic.
27:02Mm-hmm.
27:03Okay, well, if you're too scared...
27:04Oh, no!
27:05I'm getting used to winning.
27:06Or...
27:07You do realise that you only won because you cheated, yeah?
27:12That was horrendous.
27:14If they're going to be like that over some silly little competition,
27:16what are they going to be like on our wedding day?
27:19Worse.
27:28Well, this is a turn-up for the books.
27:30I've never had a guitarist and a backing singer before.
27:33Aww.
27:34When did your mum organise this?
27:36Oh, I'm not sure.
27:38I'd have to go and tell them what numbers I'm doing, eh?
27:41Oh, great.
27:43Does this mean we've got to listen to him cat-a-warning all afternoon?
27:47No, it does not, actually.
27:48But don't say I said anything.
27:49So why is the stage set up?
27:51I'm sworn to secrecy.
27:52Sorry.
27:55Come on, quick.
27:56Stop pushing me!
27:57Right.
27:58Sit.
27:59And do not move.
28:00Oh, please don't say we came to the end.
28:02Oh, I'd rather listen to a cat being castrated.
28:04We're wasting.
28:05Not far off.
28:06Not far off again.
28:07I was beginning to think you weren't coming.
28:08So was I till a few moments ago.
28:09However, we're here now.
28:10Is everything ready?
28:11As ready as it can be.
28:12And, er, where's you-know-who?
28:13Resting.
28:14Backstage.
28:15Noah, get us a white wine, will you?
28:16Actually, make it a larger fees on.
28:17I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait.
28:18Maybe you can give you-know-who a little nudge.
28:19Hey, means you-know-who.
28:20You are gonna find out very soon.
28:21Right.
28:22Well, looks like this is it.
28:23Oh, what are you doing here?
28:24What are you doing here?
28:25Ha!
28:26Ha!
28:27Oh, well, looks like this is it.
28:28Oh, what are you doing here?
28:29Oh!
28:30Oh, what are you doing here?
28:31Maybe you can give you-know-who a little nudge.
28:35Hey, do you know who?
28:37You are going to find out very soon.
28:40Well, looks like this is it.
28:46What are you doing here?
28:48Judy, I'm about to give a big introduction.
28:51Will somebody tell us what's going on?
28:54Not long now.
28:56Right, everybody, I would like to introduce you to someone.
28:59I might have a go back to a cafe.
29:01Yeah, me and all.
29:02Someone very special.
29:05In fact, I know he has a very special place in Lydia's hut.
29:10What's she talking about me for?
29:12You could say the person I'm talking about is a bit of a fan favourite.
29:17Bumble fan favourite.
29:19No, let's be a bit more uncharitable.
29:21So, ladies and gentlemen,
29:24without further ado, if you'd like to put your hands together
29:27and give a very warm Emmerdale welcome
29:31to the one and only
29:35Mr. Jason Donovast!
29:38I really appreciate you.
29:48It is my pleasure.
29:50Great to be here.
29:53Great to be here.
29:55Look at this.
29:56You all look so great.
29:58Cheers!
29:59Cheers!
30:00Cheers!
30:01Cheers!
30:12Jason Donovan.
30:14It's Jason Donovan.
30:16Calm down.
30:17You need to calm down.
30:22This is where you are.
30:27Why are you hiding in here?
30:29Because I needed a moment.
30:30Yeah, well you'd need to get back out there.
30:32Because he's signing autographs and he's meeting people.
30:35And he's not going to be here forever.
30:37There's no way I can talk to him.
30:39Of course there is.
30:40Don't be silly.
30:41Kim, I'll be a blabbering wreck here.
30:43Feel my heart.
30:44Well, well, it's certainly working.
30:47Pull yourself together because I want you to meet him.
30:50But what if I faint?
30:51Then I'll be there to catch you.
30:53Come on.
30:56What is wrong with you?
30:58He's not going to want to talk to me.
30:59Well, of course he is.
31:00He's only here because of you.
31:02How do you mean?
31:04OK.
31:05So I explained how you'd missed the concert.
31:08And how terribly upset you were.
31:10And he was delighted to come along and sing for you.
31:14This is the moment you have dreamed of, Lydia.
31:18And I am so pleased to have made it happen.
31:21You really did this for me?
31:23Yes.
31:25I am terribly fond of you.
31:28You're kind.
31:29You're good-natured.
31:31You're the sort of person that does something for anyone.
31:37And now it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
31:41So enjoy it.
31:43I can't believe you've done this.
31:45Lydia.
31:46You're my best friend.
31:49Now, come on.
31:51I haven't gone to all this trouble for you to be hiding in the loo.
31:54I don't know what to say.
31:57Then say nothing.
31:59Come on.
32:00Let's get out there.
32:05I wonder if my gran and Kerry ever stopped arguing yet.
32:09I doubt it.
32:11Honestly, it was like something out of Clash of the Titans.
32:13Yeah.
32:15Let's remember to put them on separate tables when we get married.
32:18Last thing we want is a bunfire.
32:19Oh, there's always a bunfire at a Dingle wedding.
32:21Hmm.
32:25Let's not tell them we're getting married.
32:27Bit late for that, seeing as they already know that we're engaged.
32:29No.
32:30What I mean is...
32:32...let's not tell them when.
32:34Let's just do it and...
32:35...tell them afterwards.
32:37What, as in...
32:38...get married in secret?
32:39Yeah.
32:40I mean, your mum's not here.
32:42Neither's mine.
32:43So let it just be me and you.
32:45Look.
32:47I know you wanted the whole fairytale wedding.
32:49But the way them two behave today...
32:50...it's gonna end up being more like a horror movie.
32:53So.
32:55Shall I book the registrar?
32:58Yeah, fine.
33:00I've just had an idea.
33:02Why do we get married on Christmas Eve?
33:05That soon?
33:07Well, yeah, I mean...
33:08...I've always wanted a winter wedding...
33:09...and...
33:10...doing it on Christmas Eve would make it so special.
33:11I mean, we'd have to get organising really quick.
33:14Well, either that or we could speak to Belle.
33:16Tell her not to say anything.
33:20What?
33:22She, Mum, would've...
33:23...been in her absolute element organising your wedding.
33:28Yeah.
33:30Yeah, she would've.
33:32Especially at this time of year.
33:34She'd have wanted...
33:35...sleigh bells...
33:36...carriages...
33:37...artificial snow.
33:38Yeah, and knowing her that is exactly what we'd have got.
33:49We're actually getting married.
33:51I know, I can't believe it.
34:01Yeah, no, she left about, um...
34:03...about five minutes ago, but...
34:05...it's all a bit awkward, I'm honest.
34:07Because Ray was here.
34:09No, no, no.
34:10He's...
34:11...he's gone now, but...
34:13...I think she...
34:14...she felt a bit...
34:15...a bit caught out, you know.
34:17Well, she was supposed to be on that job for him, wasn't she?
34:19No, he was fine.
34:20Actually, like, everything was normal.
34:21Even Paddy getting all the cows on fire.
34:23Yeah, completely sick, I know.
34:25So, I mean, I wanted to kill him.
34:27Listen, I'd better go. I'll see in a bit.
34:29Just, uh, Rona wondering where I am.
34:30Right.
34:31Come here.
34:35I just managed to get hold of a doctor.
34:36You're not gonna believe this.
34:39After being told to prepare for the worse...
34:41...they're now saying he's turned a corner.
34:44And he's doing really well.
34:45In fact, he's doing that well.
34:47They reckon that if he keeps improving...
34:49...they might be able to wake him up in the next day or two.
34:53But that's absolutely fantastic.
34:54I know, I can't tell you how relieved I am.
34:56My biggest fear was him not pulling through.
35:01Me too.
35:03Maybe when he wakes up he can tell us what happened.
35:06Yeah.
35:08Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
35:09Yeah, I can.
35:10I just want you to wake up.
35:13Oh, thank you so much.
35:14I can't tell you what this means to me.
35:15I have liked you for, like, forever.
35:16Oh, it was a pleasure to meet you, Lydia.
35:17Give me a hug.
35:18Come on.
35:19Strong!
35:21Since when did you know Jason Donovan?
35:22His agent happens to be a friend of mine.
35:23I met Jason at a party once, sir.
35:24Lovely man.
35:25I bet you're not gonna wash that Cardi for a week.
35:26Oh, if ever.
35:28I'm sorry, you don't know who Jason Donovan is?
35:32Yeah, of course, I do a bra word of him.
35:33But why?
35:34I just don't know that many of his songs.
35:35Where have you been?
35:37Cheer up, mate.
35:40Cheer up, mate!
35:41Cheer up.
35:43I could have more than any of your songs.
35:46Jason Donovan is?
35:47Yeah, of course, I do a broad word of him.
35:49But why aren't?
35:50I just don't know that many of his songs.
35:51Where have you been?
35:52It's alright.
35:53Cheer up, mate.
35:55Cheer up?
35:56I could murder him.
35:58This was supposed to be my gig and he's gone and hijacked him.
36:01Er, is that Jason Donovan over there?
36:04Or am I hallucinating?
36:05That is Jason Donovan.
36:06What on earth is he doing in here?
36:08I'm mad and booked him for Lydia.
36:10I have to have a selfie.
36:11Oh, but before I do, I drove past your place today
36:14and I've got to say, that shooting party looked well dodgy
36:17and there wasn't anyone with them that I recognised either.
36:19Er, what shooting party?
36:21Er, up at yours.
36:22They all look paralytic.
36:24They were taking pot shots everywhere.
36:26Really dangerous, Kim.
36:27Health and safety would have had a field day.
36:32Yay, dawg!
36:34I'm your biggest fan, mate.
36:38Really?
36:39Yeah, I've got all your CDs and a post-it.
36:41Oh, you little liar.
36:43Er, you er...
36:44Ah?
36:45You couldn't sign me chest, could you?
36:46And then I'm gonna get a tattoo.
36:50That'll be a fest.
36:52Er...
36:53Sam, you are not gonna believe what I'm about to tell you.
36:55Jason Donovan is only standing over there.
36:58And do you know why?
36:59Cos he came to see me.
37:00Me!
37:01Little me!
37:02Are you on drugs?
37:03Don't be silly.
37:04Kim booked him for me, you know, cos I didn't get to see him in concert.
37:07What a lovely thing to do.
37:09Oh, wow!
37:10What is it?
37:11I feel really wrong now about organising that shoot.
37:14How did it go, by the way, after I left?
37:17Fine.
37:18I think Vanessa might have driven by, but I don't think she saw her up.
37:22Great.
37:23Cos I'd hate Kim to find out about this.
37:25Especially after organising this for me.
37:27Wish I could have sawed this for you.
37:29You're here with me now, aren't you?
37:31That's all that matters.
37:32Aw.
37:33Lydia?
37:34Lydia?
37:35Come on, quickly.
37:36Come on stage!
37:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:42Hi!
37:43Just, er...
37:44What a lovely bunch you all are.
37:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:48Slightly nuts, but lovely.
37:51Thank you for making us feel welcome today.
37:54We love you, Jason!
37:56Hi!
37:57I know.
37:58I know.
37:59I know.
38:00I know.
38:01I know.
38:02I know.
38:03I know.
38:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:13No more games today.
38:15They're finished.
38:16And anyway, you're barred.
38:18I'm just here to collect a prize, if you must know.
38:22Oh, right.
38:23The e-bike.
38:24Yeah, the very one.
38:25Oh, please don't bother wrapping it or anything, cos...
38:27Well, I won't have to, seeing as it's already wrapped.
38:30Aye?
38:31I'll just get it.
38:34Well, I'll probably have to unwrap it here, then, cos I'm not carrying it home.
38:42So, where is it?
38:43The e-bike?
38:44Hold your horses.
38:46There you go.
38:48What's this?
38:49A model e-bike.
38:50It's a limited edition and all.
38:52I was expecting a real e-bike.
38:55I know you were, but I'm afraid this is what you've got.
38:58And if you'd bothered to read this, you'd have known.
39:04Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
39:06I honestly cannot believe that Ray was there.
39:16No, no, mate.
39:17You could've seen him smarming all over Paddy.
39:19It'd make me want to throw up.
39:20How did it go?
39:23OK.
39:24Sure?
39:26Yes.
39:27Will you stop worrying, OK?
39:28I'll do it for as long as I have to.
39:30Well, you might not have to for much longer.
39:33I've got some news.
39:36Dylan's on the mend.
39:37The doctors are talking about waking him up in the next few days.
39:40Oh, my God, Marlon. That's fantastic news.
39:42When did this happen?
39:43Right after you left.
39:44Well, this is what we've been waiting for.
39:45Let's just pray he doesn't have a setback.
39:47He won't.
39:48Very soon, you're gonna be rid of Ray.
39:51Well, you will.
39:53What are you talking about?
39:54Well...
39:55When Dylan wakes up, we can persuade him to tell the police what happened,
39:58what Ray did.
40:00But what if he doesn't?
40:01What if he decides not to say anything?
40:03Once Dylan knows exactly what they did to him,
40:05he will realise that the only way out of this
40:07is to go to the police and tell the truth.
40:09But he's gonna be terrified about what's gonna happen to him.
40:11Well, going to the police, this is...
40:13It's not an option.
40:14It's not how we do things.
40:15But even if he stays quiet, nothing will be the same.
40:18Ray and Celia are never gonna trust him again,
40:20and Dylan will know that.
40:21God, this is a glimmer of hope, April.
40:27I am gonna treasure this forever.
40:29I'm gonna vlog mine on eBay.
40:31Bit of Stein.
40:32Anyway, as much as I don't wanna leave Jason, I've gotta go.
40:35Why are you off?
40:36Oh.
40:37I've got a hot date with Tony.
40:39See you both later.
40:40Bye-bye.
40:42Sorry, but, erm, who's Tony?
40:44No idea.
40:45Right.
40:46I can't believe Kim has organised this for me.
40:49Aww.
40:50Yeah, actually, where is Kim?
40:51Is she not here?
40:52No, I've not seen her in ages.
40:53Look, he's getting up again.
40:55Right, any requests.
40:58Too many broken hearts.
40:59Too many broken hearts.
41:00Too many broken hearts.
41:01Okay, still.
41:06Take it long.
41:07We love you, Daisy.
41:08You already said that one.
41:09Yeah, but let me say it twice.
41:11Last night you taught about leaving.
41:15I said I can't let you go.
41:19It's not just emotional feeling.
41:23I need your body and soul.
41:28You give me one good reason to leave me.
41:32I'll give you ten good reasons to stay.
41:37You're the only one I believe in.
41:41I'll be hurt, I'll be hurt if you walk away.
41:46Too many broken hearts.
41:49You give me one good reason to stay.
41:52You give me one good reason to stay.
41:54You give me two good reasons to stay.
41:59You give me one good reason to stay.
42:04You give me one good reason to stay.
42:10You never build onto love.
42:14Kim, hi, it's me.
42:15I literally got everything.
42:17got everything, but you're missing it. Get back here, quick.
42:47Sing it to me.
43:17Give up the smile for you.
43:47Give up the smile for you.
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