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00:00In this episode, we welcome a YouTube legend.
00:02Hey team, it's me.
00:04Kemar is our guest and we've prepared a special show just for him.
00:08Parmigiano de la zibonetta from Mister V.
00:10We looked back on his 15-year career on YouTube.
00:13Cosplay the Blanco, Cosplay the Blanco.
00:15And they had him test games he didn't know at all.
00:17I'm doing whatever I want, it's a bit of a nightmare.
00:19Oh, there's a knife!
00:20There's a knife!
00:20Yes !
00:21Okay, sit back and enjoy the video.
00:23No !
00:25Can we welcome the living legend of YouTube right away?
00:29The Little Prince of Free Fight?
00:31That's none other than Kemar.
00:32Pfff!
00:33Noticed and remarkable, it's so iconic!
00:39Ladies and gentlemen, good evening!
00:41Good evening, Kemar, good evening Kemar, go ahead, make yourself comfortable.
00:44Your connection to Belgium, briefly?
00:46We don't really have a relationship; he's an enemy.
00:50He is the enemy of France.
00:52But hey, as they say, friends and enemies.
00:54As Nadia said, obviously.
00:56Being friends and enemies as the melody unfolds.
00:58Are you familiar with the concept of TikTok edits?
01:02Do you consume that by, for example, laying down an incredible peach?
01:04That's good, there, you see.
01:06It's those short, highly edited videos with music that's a bit like Brazilian baile funk.
01:11So, to introduce yourself to people who don't know you,
01:13We decided to make a TikTok edit for you.
01:15He's reading his own butt, Jackson!
01:16It's completely gourmet, it's indulgent, it's delicious.
01:28For me, that's the project.
01:32My name is Fernand.
01:34Fernand Fernand.
01:34Frankly, we're going to unlock it.
01:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42Ah, it's Gilles!
01:43Yeah, that's my CV.
01:46This is my demo reel.
01:47My updated demo reel.
01:49I thought to myself, you see, 25 short seconds like that, condensed,
01:52There are many elements.
01:54The first editions.
01:55That's scary.
01:56Yeah, it's scary.
01:57We're here to sell our mouths.
01:59Before we start, cheese?
02:01Cheese.
02:02Are you attracted to them?
02:03Well yes, I'm never against it.
02:04I am French by birth.
02:05It's true that it's French.
02:06You got me.
02:07What's your number one cheese?
02:08Bad luck.
02:09The fishes are very, very good.
02:10Come on !
02:10The fishes are very, very good.
02:11Soft pasta.
02:12Yes yes.
02:13A small trio.
02:14A gourmet trio, a winning trio.
02:16That's the first thing.
02:17Exact.
02:18The second is that we're going to taste it.
02:19We're going to enjoy it and have a huge amount of fun.
02:22I simply invite you to give an honest and transparent opinion.
02:24Regarding the cheese you're going to...
02:25And to make a decision, if I may.
02:26How many years, there?
02:31Like the cheese, I'm a little out of sync with it.
02:33Yes, no, no.
02:34Don't hesitate, grab your mousse.
02:36Here we go, hop, there, I'll take the biggest one.
02:37I'll allow myself that.
02:38Go ahead.
02:39And we're going to go.
02:40Always sniffing.
02:41That smells like parmesan.
02:43I like it.
02:44It has a nice finish on the palate.
02:45Yes.
02:46It's Reggiano, I think.
02:47It's 6 years old.
02:49I'm not used to enjoying parmesan like this, a cappella.
02:52I'm more likely to be stuffing it with pasta or something.
02:56Alternatively, I also recommend it with a little balsamic vinegar.
02:58Of course.
02:59Very, very good, perhaps with a few small grains of oregano.
03:02The gentleman is an aesthete.
03:03Yes, I love it.
03:04When these glasses look absolutely stunning on you.
03:07That makes me happy.
03:08I invite you to read the label and tell us what you think of it.
03:12I have to read it.
03:14Parmigiano de la ziguneta from Mr. V.
03:17It's written.
03:18It's written in black and white.
03:19We sent each other the first cheese.
03:20It looks like it's made of cheap cheese, then.
03:22I'm going to use it there.
03:23I approve.
03:24You know Mr. V. well.
03:25Mr. V is a friend.
03:26So, you'd already had the chance to taste a little bit of cheese that came directly from him?
03:30Yes, it's the first time.
03:33And I must say that I am not disappointed in the slightest.
03:36Very good cheese.
03:37This one is very runny.
03:38Oh my god.
03:39It is very creamy.
03:39Wow, it's made with love.
03:41Gentlemen, we won't need to be asked twice.
03:44Oh la la la.
03:45Does that one have a smell?
03:46Oh, it's oozing.
03:47It's done.
03:47They are the old wild boar.
03:49This one is done.
03:50Oh my god.
03:51It's already a pure delight.
03:52He is so sweet.
03:53This one might be my favorite.
03:54Here, we let our taste buds do the talking.
03:57I'm speechless, ladies and gentlemen.
03:58I am having a wonderful culinary experience.
04:01I wonder which goalkeeper this one is from.
04:03Well, I'm asking you.
04:04A very ferocious striker, in any case.
04:05Fierce ?
04:05It's the Squeez.
04:07Is this the Squeez?
04:07It's the Squeez.
04:08Okay, wait, let me check.
04:09I would say definitely.
04:12And there you have it.
04:14However, there is an error because it says "tome".
04:16It's not a volume.
04:18Yes, okay.
04:18This is a clear mistake.
04:21Squeezie's washed-rind cheese.
04:23It's really impressive that you recognized Squeezie.
04:24He knows a thing or two about dick cheese.
04:25It's very, very powerful.
04:27No, but we know Squeez's tastes.
04:28And in this case, it's true that it looks very, very much like him.
04:30Gourmet, generous.
04:31Luscious, luscious, pleasant on the palate.
04:33There were so many crates in the content.
04:35That's Squeez's cheese.
04:36He knows what he's talking about.
04:37I suspected as much.
04:38We didn't do this innocently.
04:39No, that's definitely true.
04:41Cheese is a friendly thing.
04:42So.
04:42We'll move on to the last one, gentlemen.
04:44The Squeez volume.
04:44Moreover, after kombucha, cheese,
04:46When will he stop?
04:47We don't know.
04:48Well, we're not dogs.
04:49We are not animals.
04:50A whim of the gods.
04:52A delightful whim.
04:53Yes.
04:53Yes, indeed.
04:54Yes of course.
04:55It is also very, very creamy.
04:57Oh dear, I'm making a mess everywhere.
04:58Don't I eat cheese a little bit messily too?
05:00I adore.
05:01I am at the farm.
05:01It fermented, in any case.
05:02I am in paradise and I am on the farm.
05:04It took time, but there is love involved.
05:05It was given, it was offered.
05:07It's classic, it's pleasant.
05:09It is also the result of selflessness.
05:11So, what's your favorite, ladies and gentlemen?
05:13So far, the squeeze has been a real treat for me.
05:14The squeeze was delicious.
05:16I think it's the squeeze at the head.
05:17But in this case, we don't have the name of...
05:19Of the penis in question.
05:20The name of the sex, as they say.
05:21You can have it.
05:22He is a content creator.
05:24It's generating a lot of buzz.
05:25And he knows his cheese.
05:26If there is one true champion of goal-scoring cheese, it is definitely him.
05:29That's him.
05:29He knows a thing or two about dick cheese.
05:31This is Adé Laurent.
05:33Which produces in astronomical quantities.
05:35It's fast food.
05:37Fresh fast food, that's what he gets directly.
05:39But unfortunately, it's not Adé.
05:41No, it's not Adé.
05:42This is the Saint-Vergeron from Michou d'Alpage.
05:44Oh dear.
05:45Michou's cheese.
05:45I didn't have the Michou.
05:46Michou's cheese.
05:48The mi, as it is also nicknamed.
05:49You won't have it.
05:50Great.
05:50Saint-Vergeron de Michou d'Alpage.
05:52I'll remind you, of course, if you wish,
05:54you can get them at home.
05:54Yes, that too.
05:55Squeezie's washed-rind cheese.
05:57Squeezie is very strong in what he offers.
06:00We mustn't forget, of course, to thank
06:02the zigounette parmigiano,
06:03who is also in the pizza world,
06:05and who, likewise, never stops.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08Parmesan on a pizza.
06:10Ah, what's going on?
06:11I ran all over the building.
06:12But no.
06:12Oh no.
06:13I'm a big fan.
06:13I felt the wire mesh.
06:14But no.
06:15A guy from the circular delivery service arrived.
06:16No.
06:17I gave him a good smack.
06:18No, no, no, guys, it's true.
06:20No, no, no.
06:20We're live.
06:22We're live.
06:23Salam, Paula.
06:24Let him see it.
06:25He's a guy.
06:30What's wrong?
06:32Emar, is this your community?
06:33Idiot, go away.
06:34Get out!
06:35That's not possible.
06:36Is this it, is this your community?
06:37He's a friend, he had a bad day.
06:40Yeah, well, wait, guys, this is how it's going to turn out.
06:42I know him, he's not usually like that.
06:43I'll take the liberty of putting myself in that position.
06:44I can tell, actually, that you're much more at ease here.
06:46And there you have it, I knew that by bringing him cheese,
06:48From the very beginning, it was going to make him do very, very well.
06:50Do you remember
06:51from what you posted on YouTube
06:53About 7 years ago?
06:55Seven years ago, so now, 2018, it's the UFC.
07:00Hello, my brother!
07:01Wait, what?
07:02Right there, like this, it's...
07:03Well, I know I've owned others.
07:06that year, but I think that...
07:07I trust my instincts.
07:08Also, buy the Inokstag Instinct comic book.
07:11That's what it's called.
07:12Comics, absolutely.
07:13Buy his comic book.
07:15The manga Instinct.
07:15This is a UFC video.
07:16Yeah.
07:17There was a before and an after.
07:18in the influencer sphere?
07:19Quite.
07:20I think you made a lasting impression.
07:21It was unexpected.
07:22If I understand correctly, the ins and outs of the collaboration
07:25You were given the game, you were able to try it out.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Did you post a video late?
07:30Yeah, that's it, yeah.
07:30Okay.
07:31Absolutely, absolutely.
07:31So, everything had been planned in advance.
07:33I took the Chekos.
07:34Yeah.
07:34I took the stones.
07:35That's great.
07:36And that's it, you know.
07:37No, but the game was a cult classic.
07:38Did you work on this with Vincent Tirel, too?
07:39Quite.
07:40To discover an excerpt, perhaps,
07:41for those who don't have this reference.
07:43If my wife had to choose between this guy and me,
07:45The choice would be easy.
07:46Jab.
07:46This man is a complete brute.
07:48but I seem to be able to discern beneath this shell
07:50a real depth.
07:51Jab.
07:52I've always had trouble with human relationships.
07:54Oh, did you get hit by something monstrous?
07:56Her teeth will come out of her gums.
07:59The repetition of the Jab is very, very powerful.
08:01It's very powerful.
08:02Jab.
08:03No, but there, it's true that we had reached the heights.
08:06I don't know why.
08:07A sort of divine aura.
08:09Yeah, that's strong.
08:09And then comes the inevitable decline.
08:12No, but I'm telling you.
08:13You were greatly pleased by grace.
08:15Who is maravette.
08:15You've been extremely lucky in your life.
08:18I'm here to state the terms, in fact.
08:19But you're right.
08:20And you gave us some great laughs.
08:22As far as I can guarantee.
08:23The med, Vince,
08:25You will face off in UFC 5.
08:28And Kemar, you're going to do the commentary.
08:31He's really enjoying himself, actually.
08:33He just wants to enjoy himself.
08:34It's going to be much worse.
08:37What do you recommend, Kemar?
08:38Well, listen, you can take French.
08:40I think Cyril Gann is one of them.
08:42John Jones, here we go.
08:43This is revenge.
08:44It's classic, it's revenge.
08:45Here we go.
08:46Welcome to the octagon.
08:48Everything that happens in the octagon,
08:50As you know,
08:51stay in the fucking octagon.
08:53And that's huge.
08:56The two animals are released.
08:57The two crocodiles.
08:59The caimans are here to fight.
09:02Wow, the crowd is fired up.
09:05And off it goes.
09:06The Frenchman is the favorite.
09:08He will literally try to pulverize his opponent.
09:10Here we go, Jab.
09:12Jab.
09:13Okay, it's aggressive right from the start.
09:14Okay.
09:15He stares at himself like a porcelain dog.
09:18Wow.
09:20This fight is majestic.
09:22Okay, let's go.
09:25These two men want to settle things violently.
09:28Point.
09:31A punch in the face.
09:32Jab.
09:33The two opponents size each other up.
09:35Like a porcelain dog, I repeat myself.
09:37I have a very limited vocabulary.
09:40I'm going to hurt his leg.
09:42He is stabbing him in the leg.
09:44His leg looks like it's made of cardboard.
09:46Wow.
09:47Critical hits are exchanged between the two players.
09:49Gann is bleeding like an old pig.
09:52He is harassing his opponent.
09:54This is street harassment.
09:58He butchers him on the leg.
09:59He will eventually fall.
10:00Come on, he's on the ground.
10:02And he finished it.
10:03These two men are magnificent.
10:06And yet, I'm straight.
10:09And that's the end of the round.
10:11We had a wonderful time.
10:13Gann can't take it anymore.
10:15He is on the verge of...
10:16Oh, look at Gann's face.
10:17Gann made that one ugly.
10:19His nose is ravaged.
10:22Round two.
10:23The power is such that the two players are blasting each other.
10:27This sentence didn't mean much.
10:29I didn't go to university.
10:32I don't give a damn about my life.
10:34I am unemployed.
10:38I am unemployed, a trait passed down from father to son.
10:43The family dynasty is deplorable.
10:45There is no history, no Wikipedia.
10:49Nobody gives a damn about us.
10:51He will subdue you.
10:52Okay, it's on the ground.
10:52And that's it.
10:53Oh, he is fast.
10:54And it beats Junjun senseless.
10:56He beats him up.
10:56Oh !
10:57No, no!
10:58No !
11:00These two men are getting closer.
11:02I admit, I don't mind it at all.
11:04I'm surprised.
11:05Alright, that's it, Tchao!
11:06It's Tchao!
11:08I think it's over.
11:09On the ground!
11:09And there you have it!
11:11I want to hire you, Kemar, to come to my place whenever I play UFC.
11:15I'm disgusted.
11:16But the commentary was incredible.
11:17This bar here, it's fucking me.
11:19So pointless.
11:20You're a guy who hunts with a scope.
11:22I am a fan of Beauvers.
11:26Where is it from? I'm from Paris, sir.
11:28I have a problem with people from Paris, brother.
11:31I don't really like people from Paris.
11:32I don't really like people from Paris either.
11:34I have nothing to do with this.
11:35I don't really like people from Paris.
11:36Are you kidding me?
11:37I hate myself, I hate myself.
11:38Are you kidding me?
11:38No, no, no, sir.
11:39Please.
11:40Besides, that's where you make fun of the commentators.
11:41Wait, wait, wait.
11:42Is that how it is?
11:43What are you...
11:44What's your problem?
11:44Please stop stuttering.
11:46I stutter because I have hearing problems, actually.
11:48Ever since I was very little!
11:49Are you kidding me?
11:50No, no, no.
11:50Do you know who you're talking to?
11:51His name is Fred.
11:53Do I look like Fred right now?
11:55No, no, I don't know.
11:55Come on, come on, come on.
12:03No, no, no.
12:03Are you kidding me?
12:06No, but that's not what I wanted to do.
12:07I'm sorry.
12:08I haven't finished the queue.
12:09No, no, no, no, no.
12:10Oh no, no, no!
12:12He winches it.
12:16For a submission.
12:17I have a submission.
12:18He lost his earpiece.
12:20Sorry sir, I have 10 bucks, if you want.
12:23Ricky Sosa, the little prince of wrestling in Belgium.
12:26But earlier, I insulted him, I was in my car.
12:28He walked past me, I insulted him and I didn't think he would find me.
12:30Ricky, unleash your fury, light him up, Ricky.
12:33You went through the red light, you went through the red light.
12:35You've gone through the red light.
12:36Oh !
12:37He has soiled himself.
12:38Ah!
12:39No !
12:41No, no, no.
12:46It was dropped off gently.
12:48Oh dear, Ricky Sosa.
12:50He had a wonderful time at Souris Kemar.
12:53Ah Kemar, come on, it's okay.
12:55Don't act smart.
12:56Why are you saying don't act smart?
12:58Why did you tell him not to act tough?
12:59No, he's the one who said it.
13:01Okay, we're dealing with alpha males here.
13:05This photo is a postcard.
13:09I don't know what kind of comment you're putting.
13:11With me saying I shit shit, right there.
13:14That makes no sense.
13:16It woke me up, it woke me up.
13:17That really put you in that position.
13:18Ricky Sosa.
13:19Sosa, Sosa, how do you say it?
13:21Sosa.
13:21Sosa.
13:22It was confirmed to me, and then we saw it live.
13:25Wrestling prodigy in Belgium.
13:27Honestly, a really big name.
13:27Ah, prodigy, that's fine.
13:29Ah, you're starting?
13:30Eh ?
13:30No, no, no, sorry.
13:32It's my other self speaking.
13:33I don't think I kneaded it enough.
13:35Yes, it needs to be mixed even more.
13:36It needs to be mixed even more.
13:36He weighs 45 kilos.
13:37No, no, I admit, he's good at coaching Ricky right now.
13:41He's in good shape.
13:42He's on a good run.
13:44There, he lifted me up, he made me feel comfortable.
13:46He made me feel bad.
13:47I took a perverse pleasure in being dominated and submitted.
13:49It was a real treat.
13:53Ricky Sosa, as a result, was obviously found all over social media.
13:56We try to represent Belgium everywhere and to make an impact on the French.
13:59That's everyday life.
14:02Thank you so much.
14:03Thank you.
14:03Mr. Ricky.
14:04Thank you.
14:04Thank you.
14:05He holds a grudge.
14:05You had a great time.
14:07Next time, I'll go a little harder.
14:09It's all happening so fast, you think to yourself, you don't really have a choice.
14:13You're in a washing machine.
14:16You must accept.
14:17I know I have a very large past.
14:19I am over-efficient, I am gifted, I am highly sensitive, I have ADHD.
14:23We can tell, you're zebra-striped.
14:24It's very striped.
14:25I am zebra-striped, I am deconstructed.
14:27I don't see any foundation beside me, I'm not going to lie to you.
14:29Of course, on a daily basis, it's not always easy.
14:31I decided to bring you back a little bit, maybe you remember.
14:33Ah yes, of course.
14:36It's a real tome.
14:38Is this your book?
14:39Because Kemar wrote a book.
14:40Each page is an absolute delight and I'm taking it straight from the pulping machine.
14:43You barely have time to ponder the future of your children before you find yourself in front of a strip club, the Rosario Night.
14:50€100 entry plus one free drink valid on hard drinks.
14:53You give the €100 without hesitation.
14:55After all, the carpe diem on your neck isn't tattooed for nothing.
14:58So there you have it, that's...
14:59It's a masterclass.
15:00You drop page names right after to go check them out.
15:03Yes, because it's the guy who chooses.
15:05It's a multiple-choice thing.
15:06It's like choice-based games, you know.
15:07Exactly, gentlemen.
15:08That's great.
15:09I'm taking out another book now.
15:10No, I'm telling you.
15:11Virtually excluded from the world.
15:13That's incredible.
15:14It will be less bulky than that one.
15:17It will also be less good.
15:18No, no, it's a self-help book.
15:22Obviously, with your flair and your writing.
15:24Obviously.
15:25So there you have it, I'm selling it under a pseudonym.
15:28His name is Emmanuel Gomez.
15:29Yes yes.
15:30He's already on your YouTube channel.
15:33Yes, I had done two or three things with him.
15:36The book is released on January 7th.
15:38It's happening on January 7th...
15:39This is incredible, we have an exclusive.
15:40It's happening fast.
15:41That's in a month.
15:41It's in a month.
15:42Yes, absolutely.
15:43So, we're going to introduce you to Dress to Impress in the calmest of ways.
15:46We have four minutes to send each other the best tools.
15:49We're talking about a beauty queen.
15:50She is magnificent.
15:52And this is one of the most played games in 2025.
15:56That's the right theme.
15:56Oh, Inspector White-Out.
15:58Yes, you understand now why we brought you here from the beginning.
16:01No, but there you have it.
16:02And so it begins, with an inspector using white-out.
16:13Inspector the white-out.
16:15Is there a planned return of the white-out?
16:17Listen, not right now.
16:19Right away, but I'm not ruling anything out.
16:21To be continued.
16:22To do, to follow.
16:23More than is reasonable.
16:24No, no, but I hope it will come back one day or another in some form or another.
16:28To be completely transparent with you, I could see a huge Netflix series coming out.
16:31Yeah.
16:31Listen, I'm not saying no.
16:33Wait, damn, I don't understand.
16:34You don't have anything, do you?
16:35I'm doing whatever I want.
16:36Actually, I'm glad to be adding an accessory.
16:39I'm struggling so much.
16:40Did you realize that all you have to do is click?
16:43Yes yes.
16:43No, but I am...
16:44You click on the thing?
16:45I am mediocre.
16:46There you go, you see, if you click on it, you just have to click on the other things.
16:50Ah yeah.
16:51Ah, but that changes my life.
16:52So.
16:53Didn't you realize you had to click on it?
16:55Oh no, no.
16:55Now you get it.
16:56I'm clicking on a huge classic, I'm telling you.
16:57I'm missing 2-3 pieces and I think I'm in a complete cosplay.
17:01Ah, I'm huge too.
17:02I am huge and lean.
17:03Lucas Ativo, I think he's keeping some for me.
17:06It's tough.
17:06Le Blanco is something else from a visual point of view.
17:09Absolutely enormous.
17:10I am making a lasting impression.
17:12Clearly.
17:14I am becoming a legend.
17:15There are only Le Blanco.
17:17There are only RAS VACTOR, Le Blanco.
17:20I am dead, brother.
17:21What are you running around with, Le Blanco, over there?
17:22And what, for you, defines the character Le Blanco, overall?
17:25Main item.
17:26It's the mindset.
17:27And the answer in C***?
17:28Yes.
17:29I think I'm right here.
17:30I am monstrous.
17:3110 seconds.
17:32It's truly monstrous.
17:33I'm letting go of the keyboard.
17:36The keyboard.
17:38You're aiming for the podium with this one.
17:39Yes yes.
17:40Look, nothing is right, quite simply.
17:44Okay, it's going straight away.
17:47I offer you my whiteboard.
17:48Oh yes ?
17:49Always use the knife, that's important.
17:50With the small knife.
17:51The guy is threatening in all circumstances.
17:53I slay.
17:54I'm sending a nice note.
17:55I slay.
17:56I'm sending a very nice note about that.
17:57Ah, that makes me happy.
17:58Ah, it's Vince.
17:59No.
18:01Pretty, pretty.
18:01What are we reading here?
18:02Because Blanco doesn't wear pants, as far as I remember.
18:06It's true.
18:06Ah yes, that's right.
18:07The hat is nice.
18:08The glasses are interesting.
18:09You're so on theme.
18:10Hey bro, I sanded it, I sanded it, look at that, it slays.
18:14And finally.
18:15Oh dear, how unseemly.
18:18Ah yes, so there?
18:19But there's nothing there.
18:21There's absolutely nothing there.
18:22It's complicated, very complicated to rate this Leblanco.
18:25It's hard, it's hard, it's hard.
18:26Kemar, you're going to be able to prove to us that Inspector Leblanco is not just a character.
18:32Yes.
18:32There are outfits waiting for you on the couch, guys.
18:35We need your help with an investigation.
18:38Go for it.
18:39Um, Manon?
18:40We're cosplaying Leblanco.
18:45Four people will take turns going in front of you.
18:49Yes.
18:50Among them, only one is named Tibalt.
18:53Tibalt?
18:54It's up to you to find out which one.
18:56Any resemblance to an existing format is purely coincidental.
19:00Yeah, I understand.
19:00So.
19:01Big shout out to the squeeze.
19:02Good morning.
19:04What is your name?
19:05Bah, Tibalt.
19:06Yeah, that's wrong.
19:07Ah!
19:08That's crazy.
19:08There's nothing Tibalt about it.
19:10I believed him, you can see it in his eyes.
19:12You sensed it when you said Tibalt.
19:13You can feel that it's you.
19:14Yeah, totally.
19:14Wow, that's crazy.
19:15You see, it's him.
19:16How long have you been called Tibalt?
19:17Uh, 30 years old.
19:19You and I have some similarities.
19:20Oh yeah?
19:21In what sense?
19:22Origins.
19:23And you are?
19:23Moroccan.
19:24Metz.
19:24Okay, incredible.
19:26Are you Moroccan too?
19:27Uh, well, apparently.
19:28Because, in fact, I was adopted.
19:29And so, things are a bit tense.
19:31But yeah, yeah, indeed, I am...
19:32So maybe that makes sense?
19:34Yeah.
19:34Exactly.
19:35Exactly.
19:36So, we're not going to bring up the years of harassment.
19:39Yeah, totally.
19:40That's okay.
19:41And that's normal.
19:42That's okay.
19:43Yeah.
19:43Metz, you're confirming that from a Maghreb perspective,
19:47Tibalt is nowhere to be found.
19:48Tibalt is not, unfortunately, among the names in the world.
19:50Rarely, I've heard.
19:51No, it's very, very rare.
19:52There are very few Tibalt in Morocco.
19:53So you might be one of the only Moroccan Tibalts, if I understand correctly.
19:57Yeah, but then again, there are Moroccans who are also named Adele.
20:02Yes, that's true.
20:02So that should do it.
20:03Tibalt, what's your last name?
20:04So, my name is Tibalt Donois.
20:07Come on, it's made up.
20:09Let's move on to the next one.
20:11So you're supposedly Tibalt?
20:12Yeah, my name is Tibalt.
20:13How come your name is Tibalt?
20:15Bah, contraction of Tibalt and Archibalt.
20:17A father named Tibalt, a mother named Archibalt.
20:20That gives us Tibalt.
20:20Okay, okay.
20:21So, do you like your name?
20:23No not at all.
20:23It's the child who pays the price.
20:25That's it.
20:25And Tibalt, what's your last name?
20:27Uh, Nahla.
20:28Ah, okay.
20:29He's waiting for me.
20:30With two older children?
20:31Uh, yeah.
20:31Again.
20:32Nahla, what is her origin?
20:34It comes from my place, you know.
20:35That's called integration, bro.
20:36Do you even know a Tibalt, basically?
20:38No, no, no.
20:38Never heard of it.
20:39Me neither.
20:41Shouldn't we have the next Tibi?
20:43Oh, no, but seriously...
20:46It's a joke, actually.
20:47We've seen you before, sir.
20:47You called everyone a slut.
20:49We've got a bitch!
20:50No, no, no.
20:51So, we will not condemn violence.
20:53You won't send...
20:53You will not have...
20:54I'm telling you.
20:54Okay, Antefano, man.
20:55No, I...
20:55You won't get that photo, sir.
20:57Get out of here.
20:57No, no, no, no.
20:58This is the last time.
20:59That's all.
20:59We said no...
21:00That's all.
21:01I just want a small photo, done respectfully.
21:03Ah, that's respectful.
21:03Can we take it out?
21:05Get lost!
21:06Slut!
21:06It's done with respect.
21:07Ah, that's not possible.
21:07It remains respectful.
21:08It remains respectful.
21:09Idiot, go away!
21:10No, well, no.
21:10She is a dark, mental mother.
21:11We're not going to insult him either.
21:13There's nobody here!
21:14It's important to give back to him...
21:16With respect, with respect.
21:17Pardon.
21:17With respect above all.
21:18Can we bring back the real thing?
21:19No, but in this case...
21:20There are no museums left.
21:21What's your name?
21:22Tibalt.
21:23How do you write it?
21:24T-I-B-A-L-T.
21:26Ah, yeah.
21:27Isn't it with Y?
21:28It's not with Y, no.
21:29The little nickname?
21:30I don't have a nickname.
21:31I am sometimes called Balci.
21:33Balci.
21:33Yeah, that's right.
21:34So.
21:35Is Tibalt mixed?
21:36To be honest with you,
21:36That's my middle name.
21:38So, it's like my grandfather's name.
21:40And my parents gave it to me
21:41as a middle name.
21:42What was your first name?
21:44Stephanie.
21:44Oh, it's not working, Tibalt.
21:46What's your middle name?
21:47Yes, it works.
21:48Ah, well that works, go ahead.
21:49It works very, very well.
21:50Yes yes.
21:51Well, it's you.
21:51It's me ?
21:52No.
21:53Ah.
21:54I have a feeling.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Tibalt?
21:56Yes.
21:56Ah, he's the only one who recognized himself.
21:58He was the only one who recognized himself.
21:59Well, for me, it's Tibalt.
22:01And the family name?
22:01He put it well.
22:02Dosan.
22:03Tibalt Dosan, it works like crazy.
22:04He was 8 years old.
22:05It was 8.
22:06Tibalt Dosan.
22:07It works like a charm.
22:07Ben, that's my first name.
22:08What is its origin?
22:09Belgian and French.
22:10I would bet my life on this man.
22:13OK.
22:14On the fourth one who just arrived.
22:14Life, plain and simple.
22:15Ah, him.
22:15I had to believe it too.
22:16The last one, without any hesitation.
22:19Go ahead, sir.
22:20So, I have to say that my name is Tibalt, right?
22:22Oh, let's go!
22:25No.
22:25Pizza delivery, here.
22:27Ah, is that a pizza from Mama?
22:29Pizza delivery, just right.
22:31It's a shitty litter box.
22:32Ah, that's because I usually wear my glasses.
22:37And actually, right now, because I don't like them.
22:39And you have your glasses, sir.
22:40Ah, but why are you doing this?
22:45Ah, you are leaving, sir.
22:48Ah, but it's a pile of shit litter.
22:52This photo, just...
22:53No, but he's still the fan.
22:54It's the fan again, it's a joke.
22:56I'm a really big fan.
22:58Don't get me angry, don't get me angry, don't get me angry.
22:59He threw dream, he threw dream directly.
23:01OK, Marc.
23:02He came with a reference.
23:03Is that a litter box full of shit, or am I dreaming?
23:04We obviously remember this video.
23:06It's a cult classic.
23:06Is this a joke or what?
23:07It's a shitty litter box.
23:09Ah, okay, we'll exchange.
23:10Yes, that works for me.
23:11That suits me perfectly.
23:12We're on a huge bucket.
23:14Oh dear, oh dear.
23:15We're going to stuff ourselves silly.
23:17There, I fuck myself in a big bucket of chicken.
23:21It's a carcass.
23:22That's something that's dead, clearly.
23:24Enjoy your meal, ladies and gentlemen.
23:26Bad breading, perhaps.
23:28We're on this cup.
23:30It's an indie game.
23:31The goal is to go directly and knock on people's doors.
23:34Suggest that they go straight home.
23:37So, in fact, we need to coax them a little.
23:38And they actually respond with AI.
23:40OK.
23:41And the more you make them feel comfortable,
23:42The more they tell each other,
23:43OK, I'll let him in.
23:44Actually, you have a vampire.
23:45And once you get back to his place,
23:46You can kill him and transform into him.
23:48OK, we're going to go and try to tempt you directly at this person's place here.
23:51It's going to be tough with the hat on.
23:52Hello, my dear lady.
23:53I'm here to fix your fiber optic problem.
23:55and maybe put a little hand on your ass or the other one.
23:57There, there, there, there, there, it's...
23:59I hope it works, team.
24:00Will she be sensitive or not?
24:02Show me the cable, the fiber optic cable.
24:03before I show you my old trench razor.
24:05I wanted to show you my enormous cable.
24:07It's in my underwear.
24:08We can have a great time together.
24:10Is this a metaphor?
24:11We're going somewhere else.
24:12She slapped me across the face.
24:14Try to get me into someone's house, what.
24:15You have a very nice sweater and beautiful ballet flats.
24:17I tried the compliment technique.
24:18That's good, that's good.
24:20She likes it.
24:21Still not sure if you're going to plaster me with dressings?
24:23Or if you're bored, but go ahead.
24:24Okay, I can go home.
24:25Let me in and I'll tell you a little more.
24:27I see a very nice mango at the back of your kitchen.
24:30Mango predator, my fruit isn't all good for you...
24:32Okay, well, I think that's it.
24:34You can go f*** yourself, you stupid bitch...
24:36I just wanted to go home.
24:38You didn't recognize me, I am your son.
24:39It's been 10 years since you disowned me.
24:41I hate you.
24:43I think that's going to work, I believe.
24:44That's good, it plays on other factors.
24:47This is the last attempt, anyway.
24:49After that, it will be your turn.
24:50Because I want to eat chicken.
24:51The door slammed shut.
24:52It's starting.
24:53There we go, finished.
24:53Let's go.
24:54Why are you showing up at 3am?
24:55In your most beautiful version outfit?
24:56I wanted to sell you calendars.
24:58of kind elves, because it's Christmas.
25:00Would you be happy to buy some, madam?
25:03He's a man, but that seems okay to me.
25:04Ah, it's a man, damn it.
25:05Okay, we're not going to gender the conversation.
25:07Ouch, ouch, that's a minus.
25:09Brother, said madam.
25:10while being draped in the air.
25:11What, you're trying to NFT my December?
25:13Yeah, incomprehensible.
25:15Damn, wait, because right now,
25:16You were recording on my...
25:17What does NFT mean, sir?
25:21I am kind.
25:23The transcription is monstrous.
25:26Damn, wait, is it...
25:28I'm being kind about the question.
25:30It's a traumatic question.
25:32I am kind.
25:33I think I've completely got it figured out.
25:34Oh no.
25:35Oh yes !
25:37I would like to come into your house
25:38so that we can talk about blockchain,
25:40of NFTs, of cryptocurrency
25:41quietly over a coffee.
25:42Is that okay with you?
25:43The original scammer on the phone.
25:45That's okay with you.
25:48Oh no.
25:49That's a bust.
25:50Would you be interested?
25:51to listen to a big Dr. Dre
25:52In your headphones?
25:53I love the music you listen to.
25:54He is strong, he is strong, he is strong.
25:59Respect the plug, Dr.
26:00How so ?
26:00What do you think of my body?
26:02There, you see, I'm half-naked.
26:03I am congested.
26:04I just pushed myself at the gym.
26:05Give it a rating out of 10
26:06to my fucking body.
26:07Answer immediately.
26:08Otherwise I'll kick your ass.
26:09Oh dear, you can't say anything anymore these days.
26:12He kicked you out.
26:12Alert, alert.
26:13Bitcoin has just increased dramatically.
26:17We need to invest immediately
26:18about cryptocurrency, my friend.
26:19Alert.
26:21Yes !
26:22Not bad.
26:23You look like you'd love business.
26:25I want us to win
26:25Lots of money, my friend.
26:27if you know what I mean.
26:27You like money and chicks, don't you?
26:30I think he's going to love it.
26:31Oh no!
26:31He's not into women.
26:33It's the girls, we don't care.
26:34Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
26:35Yeah.
26:35There is a thief
26:36who just stole my clothes.
26:37I absolutely must be saved
26:39because right now, I'm naked
26:40And besides, I'm shy.
26:41Hurry and reveal!
26:42Oh dear!
26:44There's nothing there, he'll have to find out for sure.
26:45But you don't understand
26:46The urgency of what is happening, madam?
26:48You are in the process
26:48to be complicit
26:49of a flight.
26:50Idiot!
26:50Yes !
26:53This is a joke!
26:56Listen to me carefully,
26:56You're talking about an explosion.
26:58I know about it.
26:58I am Arab.
26:59Oh my god, that's not true.
27:00It's going to be alright.
27:01Ah, he likes that, he likes that.
27:03Calm down, what?
27:04Omar Sharif!
27:05He has...
27:06This is a joke!
27:07My ring on the phone
27:08is not an excuse
27:09for stereotypes
27:10to the boom boom.
27:11What ?
27:11Another joke like that
27:12and this door will slam shut faster
27:13that you cannot say
27:14oil embargo.
27:16But why is he happy?
27:16Oil embargo.
27:18Yeah, it's heartbreaking.
27:18What's your art direction?
27:19What's your Strat?
27:20The DA, there, is just a worker.
27:22Problem in the garden.
27:23We can also become yellow vests.
27:24Yes !
27:25Yellow vest, that's not bad.
27:26Oh my goodness!
27:29Sonitoprano.
27:30Milk, 3 euros.
27:31Let me in.
27:32Milk.
27:33Macron's France.
27:35This is going to be tough.
27:36That's it.
27:36No, it's fine, it's fine.
27:37That's good, we're getting there.
27:38So !
27:39Yes !
27:39Macron's France.
27:40Milk, 3 measly euros
27:41that I'm going to spit on.
27:43Stop talking about Macron.
27:44Your cap is going to leave
27:45across the back.
27:46He likes Macron.
27:46He's angry right now.
27:47I see you're voting for Macron
27:48my little lottery ticket.
27:49How does it work?
27:50Is it running?
27:51Let me tell you my first name.
27:52My name is Mehdi.
27:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:54Let's see.
27:55I think the door will click.
27:56What do you think?
27:57Yes, that's the charm.
27:58It racializes him.
27:59It's tough.
27:59He's a big rascar.
28:00It racializes him.
28:00Well, there you go, guys.
28:01In the end, 15 minutes of gameplay.
28:04We didn't even succeed once.
28:06This is a resounding failure, gentlemen.
28:07We're going to keep going with our momentum
28:08level 1 pro.
28:09We installed
28:10a podcast table.
28:12Am I making a move?
28:12What I propose
28:14it's that we do something
28:14kind of nice in mode
28:15Good spirit.
28:17Okay, but
28:17Oh yeah, how's it going, man?
28:19Well, there again.
28:20that's the fan
28:21Excuse me, there's a camera there.
28:23Oh, so that was you?
28:24Yes, it's a product.
28:25It's good.
28:26But you're sick.
28:29It was me.
28:30Just get lost.
28:30You don't seem like that to me.
28:32Silly.
28:33What is it?
28:34I'll show you your face.
28:35Okay, let's send each other this podcast
28:37if you don't mind.
28:3810 practical tips
28:39to save water.
28:41I'm going to go with the classic one.
28:43You're here, you have no money.
28:46Well, you don't have any money.
28:47Do you see what I mean?
28:48Wow, that's crazy.
28:49So.
28:49We know each other now.
28:50That's it, when you don't have any money
28:51Well, you don't wash yourself, actually.
28:53And it's real.
28:53And it's real.
28:54And actually the trick
28:55It's about not having the tool, is that it?
28:57It's about not having money, actually.
28:58Remains poor.
28:59Did you get it?
29:00If you remain poor
29:00You don't take a shower.
29:02If you don't take a shower
29:03You're saving water, dude.
29:04You're right on one point, obviously.
29:06That water is important.
29:08Tips for saving water?
29:09Saving water, yeah.
29:11One glass of water a day, no more.
29:13This is important.
29:14It might be dangerous to your health.
29:15No, but what I like about this is
29:16It's because we didn't think of it.
29:17You see, it's a bit of that minimalist side of things.
29:18Yes.
29:18But why always go for the more?
29:20It's true.
29:21We live in a consumer society
29:22at present
29:23And the French are watching us.
29:26The French are thirsty.
29:27The French are thirsty
29:27But we thirst for a real political party.
29:31I think it's a very nice fence.
29:33They yearn for a real political party.
29:36Oh, come on, damn it.
29:37Excuse me, it's going straight away
29:38about a political party.
29:39It's starting up again.
29:40It starts up again immediately.
29:41That one's really nice.
29:42Well, this is...
29:42No, he's going to drop a bomb.
29:44He's going to kill her.
29:44Whoa.
29:45As if by chance.
29:46Ah.
29:46No.
29:47Oh, sorry.
29:47Oh yes, no.
29:48No, yes.
29:48Okay.
29:50So, should we...
29:51Simply genius.
29:53Do we need to deconstruct in order to build?
29:55Ah, I knew it.
29:56She's good.
29:56She is very, very strong.
29:58Building from scratch.
30:00No.
30:00To build from scratch.
30:01But the Big Bang.
30:02Yes.
30:03But the Big Bang.
30:04But we know...
30:04Come on.
30:05The Big Bang.
30:07It's true that the Big Bang
30:07In the end, it was a matter of deconstructing in order to rebuild.
30:09That's it.
30:10That's the Big Bang.
30:11It starts from nothing.
30:12Everything starts and comes from here.
30:13You disagree.
30:14You divide your will
30:15Belzins guys.
30:16Oh yes, Belzins breakdown, obviously.
30:17We are in this area of Belzins.
30:19Even more so.
30:20No, but do we need to deconstruct it?
30:23To build?
30:23No, it's the opposite.
30:24Should we?
30:25In fact, both are...
30:26It's a communicating vessel.
30:27And I find that interesting.
30:28Everything that rises
30:29must collapse.
30:30It's the metaphor of the tail.
30:32It's true.
30:33It's enormous.
30:33That's a huge metaphor.
30:35It's a metaphor for an erection.
30:37Du paf.
30:37Actually, for me that's what's interesting too.
30:39You approach this paf.
30:41You approach this penis.
30:42And in fact, we're talking about deconstruction.
30:44I have the impression that today
30:45Masculinity must also be deconstructed.
30:46Of course.
30:47And that's nice too.
30:48to find ourselves around this table
30:49where I get the impression...
30:49Between Evil Alpha.
30:50And between big dicks.
30:53All right.
30:57I've got a long queue.
30:58Speaking of Verge.
30:59Ah, on the verge.
31:01On the verge.
31:03I think there's a title
31:04whose name is Verge
31:06that you had the opportunity to produce.
31:08To create.
31:09On my YouTube channel, Kramer.
31:12Because behind Kramer
31:13There's Kramer.
31:14Kramer is the musical project, right?
31:15This is my alter ego, Kramer.
31:16This is the slightly darker version
31:18of my mindset.
31:19Shall we listen to an excerpt?
31:20Yes.
31:21Verge right away.
31:22That's great.
31:22Let's go.
31:23Okay.
31:24Ah yes, I'm sending it now.
31:25And then you order a whisky and coke
31:27as a bartender.
31:29And then we travel.
31:30And then you do this.
31:32Fred, could you please put in two whisky and cokes?
31:34I have the impression that there
31:35we are in a real, real, real proposal
31:38of Kramer.
31:39So I suggest you
31:39to embody the world of the night.
31:41Come on.
31:42In a slightly different way.
31:43Go ahead, tell me.
31:43We're going to invite you to go to the studio.
31:45We've installed a VR game for you.
31:47You can kind of see the madness.
31:49Wow.
31:49And what will you become?
31:50Empty.
31:51It's funny, I love it.
31:52Oh shit.
31:54That's not going to be possible
31:55You are dressed like a sack.
31:56You must examine my Kemar.
31:57Oh no.
31:58Kemar, not like that.
31:59Oh no, I'm a guy.
32:00I can't do that.
32:01That's creepy.
32:02It's incredibly oppressive.
32:03It's a bit of a nightmare.
32:04There, you send the water back out.
32:05That's a slap in the face.
32:06Into its enormous mouth.
32:07You cling to them.
32:08They're disgusting.
32:12So.
32:13Oh, what?
32:14Madam, there's some corn there.
32:16Madam, if you pay for a corn.
32:18This is not going to work.
32:18Corn is forbidden in the club.
32:20France, corn that works as long as we swear.
32:22Open the jacket wide.
32:23Oh.
32:24Oh dear, the corn.
32:25And the jacket that fell off.
32:27Whoops, there's the nose.
32:28So.
32:28Whoops, there's the nose.
32:29He stole the nose.
32:32Come on, it fits, madam.
32:32So.
32:33Yeah.
32:33That's because there's a clue.
32:34Yes, that's it.
32:36It's good.
32:36So what do we have?
32:38The gentleman is scantily clad.
32:40It's not bad.
32:41We have a real curve.
32:42What's that guy holding in his left hand?
32:43You grab his balls.
32:44Do we have a piece of chicken?
32:45Do we have a wings?
32:47That's allowed, sir.
32:50It fits.
32:51Come on, it fits.
32:53He doesn't even have any clothes.
32:54He has nothing.
32:55Finally, the Berlin crackers club is here.
32:57No, that's racist.
33:00Okay, let's take that off, madam.
33:02Oh, there was a knife.
33:03There is a knife.
33:04There's a joke.
33:04Yeah, it's a joke, madam knife.
33:07It's a big name for me.
33:09A very big name.
33:10The worst outgoing player.
33:12Removing that is too violent, sir.
33:13Written as S in English, it means dead.
33:15So.
33:16Attention.
33:17Ah, there's a fucking gun.
33:18Sir, that's not normal.
33:19Sir, if you don't mind, I'm taking your gun away because it's a bit dangerous.
33:21Wait, I'll take you first.
33:23The sweater.
33:24Oh, but it was a woman.
33:27Oh, sorry, I didn't know about the setup.
33:32She's got some curves.
33:33And the gun.
33:34Oh no.
33:34Oh no.
33:35Oh, how annoying!
33:36That's a good foot.
33:41No.
33:42No, not like that, I'm so fed up.
33:43Okay, so what's the gun?
33:45Ah, that's not the idea.
33:48It fits with the gun.
33:49Do you want me to take over, perhaps?
33:50Yeah, yeah, I'd like that.
33:51Go ahead.
33:52Whoa.
33:53So what?
33:55So who's eating my finger?
33:57Who is this gentleman?
33:58Who's happy to come with me?
34:00Who wants to get in the box?
34:01That ass.
34:01That ass.
34:02Whoa.
34:03Whoa.
34:03So.
34:04Alright, that's it, get out of here.
34:05Come on.
34:05It's clear.
34:05It's clear.
34:05It's clear.
34:06I told you to get lost.
34:07And why is he not happy?
34:08Get out.
34:09He doesn't have VIP access there.
34:10You have to tell him, actually.
34:11Now I'm going up your nose.
34:13Hop.
34:13I'm going to scan it.
34:14Scan this for me.
34:16The feeling can be scanned.
34:18Ah, that's not going to be possible.
34:19Does that mean she's hiding something?
34:21No, it's her piercing.
34:22The guy.
34:24My kemar.
34:25The guy.
34:25This is Belgium.
34:54Oh my, he knows the keys.
34:57Oh dear, how are you?
35:00Oh !
35:01It's a bideubid.
35:02Oh !
35:03Oh !
35:04Oh !
35:05Rear scraper.
35:06Rear scraper.
35:06Yeah !
35:07Yeah, scrap the back.
35:09But how old are you, sir?
35:10Oh dear, oh dear.
35:14Blanco.
35:17Oh !
35:17Oh !
35:18He's the guest.
35:19My name is.
35:21He's been taking a picture from the beginning.
35:22What's he going to get today?
35:24Nothing is less certain.
35:26Send in the smoke!
35:28Damn.
35:29It was extraordinary.
35:30Thank you, gentlemen.
35:31I hope they grabbed you by the balls.
35:32Ah yeah, yeah.
35:33Great memory of Ricky Sosa who blew me away.
35:36Iconic.
35:37Thank you for accepting.
35:39Thank you for being in Belgium with us.
35:40Thank you.
35:40Thank you for being in FATS.
35:42Of course.
35:43Thank you all.
35:44And even more for Kemar!
35:45Well done.
35:49And that was Kemar.
35:50See you very soon.
35:51Ciao!