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00:00Hello and welcome to this second edition of the Brocante Explorer!
00:06SO...
00:08Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
00:09So today I'm with Pyjama, with Aurélien and Fanny.
00:14How are you feeling?
00:15Rock.
00:16No, Malfra.
00:17Ah, Malfra.
00:18Malfra.
00:19Are you the team?
00:20Criminals.
00:21Can you give us a little more detail about the costume?
00:22So, firstly, this is both to fight and to take the money so that it's not Covid.
00:28Yeah, because otherwise the rooms get dirty.
00:29And I see a tattoo on your cheeks that you got specifically for the filming, it's crazy.
00:33And it's true that this is very Rock too, but the tattoo is Malfra.
00:36It says "Gun".
00:37Yeah, it says Gun.
00:38And Deli.
00:39And Deli.
00:40Flea market.
00:41No, no.
00:42No, we have to stop him.
00:43Broc, pose, haunt.
00:44Otherwise we don't understand.
00:45Broc, haunts.
00:46Do you want a real war cry?
00:48So.
00:49One two three...
00:50The Kikis!
00:51Hooray!
00:52Who had already noticed that they had perhaps unusual hands?
00:55Yes, you didn't invent that?
00:56Tell us in the comments.
00:57Are you fond of yard sales?
00:59What I love to do on Sundays is this.
01:01It's vintage.
01:02Hands behind your back.
01:03It's my passion, that's all.
01:05Whereas neither of them ever put a hand on someone's back.
01:08Try it to see if it will be the first time.
01:09Look at.
01:10She can't do it, she dabbles instead.
01:12I'm stuck in 2012, team.
01:14I'm going to give you a list of the items to find, friends.
01:16Let me get my little piece of paper out.
01:18We need a decorative item, a good deal, a fashion accessory,
01:24of a haunted object, a game to try out or a toy that makes us dream.
01:29And a small gift for each person at the end.
01:31Just for fun off the record, it won't count towards the points, it's just for enjoyment.
01:34A gift, absolutely?
01:35If it doesn't matter, we won't do it.
01:37We're just here to win.
01:39So today we're at Butokai, a very nice flea market in a very pretty neighborhood.
01:43Are you ready?
01:44Yes !
01:45We tell ourselves we have an hour to find our small purchases and we'll meet up afterwards.
01:49You go this way and we go that way.
01:51Good luck to the antique dealers!
02:05Concentration, Aurélien.
02:08Wait, you're going too fast there.
02:10There ?
02:11Pauline?
02:12Yes ?
02:13You're scattering your energies.
02:14In fact, she has a dog radar.
02:15If there's a dog at a stall, will she go there?
02:16Oh my goodness, look how great he is too!
02:18Oh, it's great!
02:20Wait!
02:21Look what she just saw!
02:22It's being filmed, we can't show things like that!
02:25It's marked censored, look!
02:27Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow we will no longer be here!
02:29It's here and now!
02:30Tomorrow, we won't be here anymore!
02:31Tomorrow, we won't be here anymore!
02:33How much is that?
02:342 balls!
02:35Ah, we'll take it!
02:36Honestly, we'll take it!
02:37I think that's typical Fanny's sense of humor!
02:38Pipiroum, prolonged parking prohibited!
02:40Because she makes a lot of jokes about poop!
02:42Oh yes, it's true that she makes a lot of jokes about poop!
02:44Can we ask the price of this thing?
02:463 euros!
02:473 euros!
02:48But that's our entire day's budget: 3 euros!
02:51You're exaggerating!
02:52Gaston the Habit, Sigi, Brassens!
02:53Where is it that...
02:54I'll take it just for that!
02:55Because Brassens...
02:56You can ask me for any song, and I can sing it for you!
02:58I know all of Brassens' music!
02:59Well...
03:00The raft!
03:01Let's be clear, it wasn't the raft of the Medusa and that boat!
03:05Do they call me the UFO?
03:07Ah, the UFO isn't Brassens!
03:08No, it was just a trap!
03:10Can we give a gift to Fanny and a gift to Natoo?
03:13Well, those are the concepts!
03:14Ah OK !
03:15Oh, there's real Chanel here!
03:17What a great deal!
03:18From the neighborhood!
03:19What a great deal!
03:20Just an empty box!
03:21But that's the neighborhood!
03:22It's from the neighborhood!
03:23Good morning !
03:24How much is that?
03:25Good morning !
03:26Oh no! 10 euros a box!
03:27What a great deal!
03:28It's cheap!
03:29Well, at least you're very honest!
03:31Now that's what I call honest!
03:32The stand is more honest!
03:33We're looking for a tea item, a fashion accessory, a decorative item, a game to try, a good deal, and a gift!
03:38Oh !
03:39Well, there you have it!
03:40Oh no, don't touch it, it's tea!
03:41It's in tea!
03:42It fell all by itself!
03:43Oh no! That's for making tea!
03:45You're talking nonsense!
03:46A fashion accessory!
03:48You're talking nonsense!
03:49I always go out like this!
03:50I always go out like this!
03:51You're talking nonsense!
03:52It's in tea!
03:53No, no, but actually we love you guys!
03:55But you're forcing it there!
03:56You're pushing it too hard!
03:58I apologize for his attitude!
04:00A play on words with "en thé" (in tea)!
04:02Like an object shaped like a tea!
04:04Or maybe something to do with tea!
04:06There! It's in tea!
04:08And Natouk really likes puns!
04:10An object made of tea!
04:11And we're not going to get disqualified for being off-topic!
04:14Oh no!
04:15We're thinking, Aurélien!
04:16Do you have any tea-related items?
04:18In the shape of a tea!
04:19I have a wedding dress!
04:20Wow!
04:21A wedding dress!
04:22A wedding dress!
04:23Oh yes !
04:24That's strange!
04:25That's great!
04:26A wedding dress for a little girl!
04:27That's a bit strange!
04:28I took a picture of the tea object anyway because it might be funny!
04:31Actually, we should maybe even buy it, but okay, don't worry!
04:35It's shaped like a tea!
04:36It's made of tea!
04:37An object made of tea!
04:39It works like a charm!
04:40It's really nice!
04:41Come on, let's go buy the little man now, or we'll buy him if we don't!
04:43We're taking too long!
04:44Yes, but if we go that way we'll be even further away!
04:46Nobody's going to buy it! That thing is hideous!
04:48Shall we reserve a right?
04:49Let's reserve our spot!
04:50A rock'n'roll record!
04:52A rock'n'roll record!
04:53Because we're mostly rock stars, not criminals!
04:56It's a gift, but it's for us! We need a gift for her!
04:58Samy really shot well!
05:00That shot really well!
05:01So cool!
05:02Can we try?
05:03As for accessories... no, that's too light, I think!
05:04It's too light!
05:05We can do better!
05:06We can do better!
05:07Aurélien, the tiny bag that breaks!
05:08It's a very small bag that breaks!
05:09It's a very small bag that breaks!
05:10And may we ask you the price of this tiny bag?
05:13Can you say that it's at €2 that she can offer 1?
05:16Oh yeah, yeah!
05:17How much is it?
05:18That's €2, indeed!
05:19Well, for me it's number 1 or I'm outta here!
05:22Come on !
05:23Get lost!
05:24Well, thank you very much, sir!
05:25You were a little blurry but very nice!
05:28I've never seen so many blurry guys at a flea market!
05:30Look!
05:31A notepad with a little granny and a pen mouse!
05:34It's really great!
05:35That's really, really nice!
05:36Excuse me, are you being unclear?
05:38Yes, we're blurry!
05:39Okay, that's what we thought!
05:40Good day !
05:41Lots of blurry faces at this flea market!
05:42Isn't that a Gaussian blur?
05:44It looks like a little roll of toilet paper unrolling!
05:47A ticket for a wreck!
05:48Ah, it's a ticket!
05:49I could get some from 11 more!
05:5037 rue des archives, coffee shop and hair salon!
05:52There's also a bag with "beautiful" written on it!
05:54Because they are beautiful!
05:55Fashion accessories!
05:57Is this a handbag?
05:58Is this it?
05:59Yes !
06:00No, it's a pouch!
06:01Ah, a clutch!
06:02How much is this little pouch?
06:0320 cents!
06:0420 cents!
06:05That's an even better deal!
06:0620 cents!
06:07Couldn't we find...
06:08The real dog!
06:09Okay, we'll take the dog!
06:10Oh no, that little dog there!
06:11That makes me think...
06:12Did I feed Gigi and Lola properly this morning?
06:16Ah yes, I remember now!
06:18My boyfriend was preparing a delicious breakfast for us,
06:20while I was taking care of our babies!
06:22But they are so cute!
06:24I served them their favorite Ultra Premium Direct kibble.
06:27as per usual !
06:28It's a brand of food for dogs and cats!
06:30Their kibble and pâtés are made in France.
06:32with a maximum of naturally derived ingredients!
06:34The recipes are complete and balanced,
06:37Grain-free or low-grain!
06:40I even had fun making music with their kibble!
06:43Like little maracas!
06:46In addition, Ultra Premium Direct is committed to animal welfare!
06:49They have provided over 3.5 million meals to shelters since their creation!
06:53And there you have it, tra-la-la, the topper!
06:55Gougougaga, the topper for my babies!
06:57She's having a great time!
06:59Oh, a promo code!
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07:10Oh no, it's okay!
07:12Look at !
07:13That's what I saw!
07:15If I were the teacher!
07:16If I were the teacher!
07:17Plus, I'm on the box right now!
07:19Ah, it's you! That's incredible!
07:21I did that myself when I was little!
07:23Wait, what's that behind?
07:24Well, you're playing school!
07:25Yes, well then, it's not a game, it's the worst thing!
07:27School is the opposite of a game!
07:28Look at !
07:29Games!
07:30For the game!
07:31Magic tricks!
07:32Oh hello!
07:33That's definitely what we should buy!
07:35But I think we should go that way!
07:37There are some good deals there, I think!
07:39I think we could take a bicycle, for example!
07:42What a great deal!
07:43We'll give it away!
07:44We need to buy a pair of pliers!
07:45We're buying a pair of pliers!
07:46And we steal it!
07:47And that's a good deal!
07:48And that's a good deal!
07:49What would we have to do to make you afraid of us?
07:51Because right now, you're not scared enough!
07:52You need to make me look younger!
07:54I'm fed up!
07:55Oh no!
07:56There is an evolution in clothing, in the way people walk, in the way they behave!
08:02People are writing on each other's faces now, that's new!
08:05And you plan to keep it for a long time?
08:07It depends!
08:08Can we make one for you or not?
08:09Oh no!
08:10No, that's not the right one!
08:11I bought a Fanny at the flea market!
08:13Ah!
08:14That's great!
08:15Fanny!
08:16Deal done!
08:17For 2 euros!
08:18It's my dignity, it's the price of my dignity!
08:20Let's applaud!
08:22Where is your hand?
08:23Caught red-handed!
08:24Oh, you've been caught red-handed!
08:25She's nice!
08:26Oh my goodness, I love it!
08:28And we're back from the Explorer Flea Market!
08:31Yes !
08:33But Fanny, what happened?
08:35Well, I had a penis grafted on!
08:38He was...
08:40Why? You have all the pictures and here more than half are missing!
08:42Yes, already!
08:43Some of them fell and then some children asked me to get some!
08:47And since I'm a crook, I'll pay you with coins and a small nail from my crook's necklace!
08:52For the memory!
08:53Great for the fan!
08:54But it's very strange to give children spikes!
08:57Yes, you're mentally ill!
08:58But actually, they seemed happy!
08:59How are you !
09:00No, it was good, I think, they were happy!
09:01Do you want a nail?
09:02Yes !
09:03Oh, look!
09:04Do you want a nail too?
09:05Oh, yeah!
09:06Wait, give it to him!
09:07Have you already had some good encounters to begin with?
09:10Quite !
09:11For us, it went well right away!
09:12Pauline had understood the concept perfectly!
09:14And as soon as there were small dogs...
09:16That's a great decorative item!
09:18Oh my goodness, look how great he is too!
09:21She would run to get them, so I reminded her that he didn't have that category often enough.
09:25It did lead to a funny situation, though, when I said that you only liked dogs...
09:29And there was an old gentleman who told me...
09:31Do you think you're a female dog, is that it?
09:32Whoa!
09:33Downright !
09:34Whoa!
09:35Things are getting out of hand!
09:36This is where we are, so early in the morning!
09:37Things are getting out of hand!
09:38Oh wow!
09:39I said nothing, like a coward.
09:41I should have put him on crutches!
09:43It's funny because we had lots of interactions with older people.
09:46It was passers-by who were telling us, "Follow us!"
09:48We take you to a stand where there are lots of great finds, but in fact there was nothing there.
09:50There are some good deals to be found there.
09:52Look at the cat there, they're doing very well.
09:54Take the dragon, and that's all!
09:56Yes, for sure, it's nice!
09:58There you go, it's cheaper, and it's better for you, you might have a dragon.
10:02I'm a journalist, I'm from the neighborhood.
10:04All right.
10:05Yes, I'm a journalist, come on, I'll take you to a great website.
10:08We really met some lovely people, just two people who told us to fuck off.
10:11Yes.
10:12Because there was a woman selling a fake Louis Vuitton bag,
10:14And when I asked her how much that real Louis Vuitton bag cost, she already laughed.
10:18Oh wow, that's definitely a real one!
10:20It's definitely real!
10:22Especially if you look at the button, right there.
10:25I'm going to try to open it with my hand.
10:27We can't open it!
10:28Hello Mrs !
10:29How much is this genuine Louis Vuitton?
10:32She's laughing!
10:35He has 100!
10:36100!
10:37Ah, he has 100!
10:38Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
10:39It's a real one, then!
10:40Well, he has 100, number one, he has everything, he doesn't confide in anyone.
10:43Oh yes ?
10:44The seams were exposed, there were holes, there was rust.
10:47We start to leave, she runs up to us, and she says...
10:50You closed it, and you're going to erase it; there's nothing on top, don't worry.
10:54Ah OK !
10:55Don't worry!
10:56No, no, there is no fairness.
10:57And she said to us, pointing her finger, "I'm going to attack you!"
11:00She panicked, she thinks she's going to be reported.
11:02She doesn't just sell fake bags, either.
11:03We wanted to buy pajamas!
11:05Buy a pair of pyjamas for yourself, because you are pyjamas.
11:08But they were kind of granny-style pajamas, and we were sure you'd like them, but the lady...
11:12The lady said, "What good will that do me?"
11:14I have a YouTube channel, and so here we are doing a flea market explorer.
11:17That is to say, we need to find...
11:18What do you get out of this?
11:20All the good stuff is the ages of the objects you found, you know.
11:23But those were the fails.
11:24We had some great people.
11:25Yes, great!
11:26I don't know about you, but we've had a lot of people who were a bit vague, a little...
11:28Nice, but a little blurry, all the same.
11:29It's true that many of them were unclear.
11:31First category...
11:36A decorative object.
11:38It's a bit unusual for us to start with this, but at least, there you go, it's done.
11:41A decorative object is an object that has been forgotten...
11:46...to... buy.
11:47Is that the reason for the dessert?
11:49There it is, that's the one we forgot.
11:50Yes, that's what was on the table.
11:55I think it was a fake for Deval; I was thinking, they bought a...
11:58She might be holding something?
12:01Oh, it's a fake!
12:02It's a fake!
12:04Did we win?
12:05Wouldn't it have been dangerous to bring grapes here, knowing that there are two dogs?
12:09Wait, what you're saying isn't wrong.
12:11No, but yes!
12:12I was just thinking about that last week.
12:13Wait, I'll bring my real grapes.
12:17Wait, let's do a test, okay?
12:19Are you ready for the new game?
12:21Real or Fake Grape?
12:23Yes.
12:26It's true, it's quite impressive.
12:28It's quite disturbing.
12:29It's difficult, we don't really know.
12:31After that, it's true that this one is perfect.
12:33Isn't it because you ran out of time at the end?
12:35Did you just see the first object that came along?
12:37But it's just decoration!
12:38You told me you dreamed of using grapes as decoration?
12:40Fake grapes on a fake hand.
12:42You're looking at home decor!
12:43I admit there's something very contemporary about it.
12:45When you find out the price you might say
12:47Oh yes, indeed!
12:48How much ?
12:493 euros.
12:503 euros for both.
12:51It doesn't change anything, it's kind of rubbish.
12:53In any case, it's not up to us to judge.
12:54It's not up to you to judge, I agree.
12:55It's true.
12:56Because it is Alexandre, Yasmine and Pierre who will ultimately award the point.
13:01Are you ready for our item?
13:02Yes.
13:03To begin with, I would like to say that our object is not just anything.
13:07He's a dwarf.
13:08He's a dwarf.
13:09Are you ready?
13:10Ah!
13:11Anakin Skywalker!
13:13Oh !
13:15Oh !
13:16Not bad !
13:17He's facing away from me, which is a shame.
13:19Ah!
13:25It's the sleeping dwarf.
13:27I'm going to feel it.
13:28Don't touch it.
13:29He's a bit...
13:30He's cool.
13:31In fact, we would find him really charming because he's kind of...
13:35It's safe to say he's sexy.
13:37He's sexy, he has a small bald spot.
13:39And that's what's fashionable.
13:40And he has tabi shoes.
13:42And I'm sorry.
13:44That's true, it's the fashion.
13:45He is a charming dwarf.
13:46You place it right in front of your door.
13:48And then everyone comes.
13:50Well, that's horrible.
13:51It gets stolen immediately.
13:52Yeah, we'll do it...
13:53No, it gets stolen.
13:54Wait, such an object, honestly.
13:55It's true.
13:56You see it like this in front of your door.
13:57And then...
13:58That's not all.
14:02Does your fucking grape do that?
14:04Well, that's true.
14:05Excuse me, yes.
14:08And he turns around.
14:11He contorts himself.
14:12That can scare quite a few people.
14:14Fear?
14:15That's the naughty dwarf.
14:18But if you're afraid of anything naughty...
14:20And do you know how much he paid?
14:23No.
14:24He's the dwarf poster.
14:25The seller is the dwarf who posted.
14:2610 euros?
14:2720 euros?
14:28What ?
14:29He was assent at the start.
14:30But this?
14:31We negotiated it beforehand.
14:32You are sick.
14:33We were about to leave.
14:34He caught up with us.
14:35He told us...
14:36Oh, I'd love a photo.
14:37And I said...
14:38The photo for a good price.
14:39Yes.
14:41If you give me a good price, I'll take the photo.
14:43That's a good price for a photo.
14:45Then, is the technical team that is the judge,
14:48Are they volunteers or not?
14:49Ah, but I pay for them.
14:50You pay them.
14:51So you pay the juries?
14:52Is that what you're saying?
14:53Well yes, that has nothing to do with it.
14:54OK, agreed.
14:55My husband is here too, and he might give his vote.
14:58We will of course camouflage it with, for example, the face of the dwarf.
15:03So, are you ready?
15:05We'll let them deliberate.
15:06The jury?
15:07The dwarf wins here.
15:09Yessss!
15:15It's all about money, really.
15:16You paid a very high price for it, you pay these people a very high price.
15:18Yes, but well...
15:19We know how that works, right?
15:21You'll put it on a bit like this, like this.
15:23But honestly, I would wear it.
15:24Yes!
15:25That's the most important thing.
15:26No.
15:27Next category.
15:28A good deal.
15:29Ah, what a great deal.
15:30We're starting because you started earlier.
15:31It's true.
15:32The honor is yours.
15:33Are you ready?
15:34Yes.
15:35Get ready.
15:36A piñata with no patrol.
15:37A piñata with no patrol.
15:38A piñata with no patrol.
15:39A piñata with no patrol.
15:40And what's more, it's two in one.
15:41It's just that it's double-sided.
15:42It's just two-sided.
15:43It's just two-sided.
15:44She is...
15:45A piñata with no patrol.
15:48A piñata with no patrol.
15:53So, he took me on board.
15:54One might think, well, that it's just a piñata.
15:58And in fact...
15:59It's not just a piñata, first of all, because it's a patrol.
16:02And what's more, it's two in one.
16:05It's just that it's double-sided.
16:07She is...
16:08It's just two-sided.
16:11So, we were very touched by this dog who enforces the law, who has his patrol and everything, the patrol, as they say in the United States.
16:22And within this piñata that the object itself holds for us, we will discover it thanks to...
16:31I don't know where this is going!
16:33Wouldn't you want to break the object, perhaps?
16:35He's giving birth!
16:41The piñata in diapers!
16:43Yes, but then again, she's a woman.
16:45And at the same time, he's practically their childhood idol.
16:48Wait, what if I push it in a little?
16:50Oh !
16:55Listen!
16:58But what do I see!
17:00Spinning hands!
17:06One for you and one for you!
17:09Those, Aurélien, are fidget spinners.
17:13It works!
17:14Isn't that incredible?
17:15It was a real pleasure to discover hand spinners.
17:18Imagine, this beautiful object was sold to us for the modest sum of...
17:223 euros!
17:25With fidget spinners!
17:27Making a piñata and only putting two fidget spinners in it?
17:30Do you know why?
17:31You can garnish them.
17:32Worse to garnish?
17:33I made the same sale at the booth.
17:36Extract !
17:37Do you realize that...
17:39Wait, the clip hasn't been shown yet, we have to wait.
17:41Ah yes, you have to wait until the end of the excerpt.
17:43We filled it.
17:44It was decorated by Pierre Garnier.
17:46Over to you!
17:47So it's a good deal, you remember.
17:48It's a really good deal.
17:49Get it into your head.
17:50Good deal, good deal, good deal.
17:51Okay?
17:52Yeah, we all get them into our heads.
17:53Oh !
17:55You scared the dog!
18:05Oh !
18:06Is that foie gras?
18:07Oh no, that's a picture of foie gras.
18:09It's a flat base, so very practical for putting under dishes and not damaging the table.
18:15How much did you pay for it?
18:16That's where we have an opportunity.
18:19It was 2 euros and we negotiated it down to 1.95.
18:24Did you earn 5 cents?
18:26Yes.
18:27The lady, moreover, was told, he then wanted to tell us the story.
18:30She said, I got it for free.
18:32SO...
18:33I said, but there's no connection and all that.
18:34She told me, well, I like foie gras.
18:36Don't you remember where he came from?
18:37Oh !
18:38One of the worst photos for a film set, in my opinion.
18:41That's rubbish!
18:42What ?
18:43Force-feeding geese?
18:44Yes, but precisely, it's to pay homage one last time and then we stop.
18:48Excuse me, I think it's great that you managed to hold out a bit over Christmas.
18:52It works.
18:53Who ever said to themselves, "I'm going to make a flexibility device"?
18:56With a photo of...
18:57And printed pan on the glass.
18:59Oh, there's a big eye!
19:00Well, in reality, only the jury will be able to decide all of that.
19:04So, I think it's 2.95 and not 1.95.
19:07Oh, the members!
19:09Oh shit, we're screwed.
19:10Is that 2.95?
19:12If that's the case, I admit, we can't win.
19:13If that's the case, if that's the case, it's crazy.
19:14Oh no, not even that!
19:16And there's this to avoid scratching the furniture.
19:18Ah, that's nice!
19:20That's not here.
19:22It's true that we don't have anti-scratch patches.
19:25We'll let them deliberate.
19:26No patrol.
19:27I'm not on patrol every day.
19:28It's the same.
19:29It's really the hand spinner inside.
19:31Well, that's a surprise.
19:32THANKS.
19:33We'll keep each other for life.
19:34But that's a hand spinner.
19:35So, we have the point.
19:39The point goes to the patrol.
19:52However, we're going back to the hand spinners, it was just to be nice in front of the camera.
19:56He's there, look at the hand spinner.
19:58No, that's the print from my blanket.
20:00Ah, I'm an idiot.
20:01But it's nice, for example.
20:02Next round.
20:07The next category is a fashion item or accessory.
20:11Eventually.
20:12Eventually.
20:13Eventually.
20:14Are you ready?
20:15The size of the thing.
20:16One two three.
20:21I love the straightforward approach.
20:22Okay, sure.
20:27It's the trend of mini bags and things that you can hang.
20:30Firstly, thank you for selling it so well.
20:33Better than we could have done it.
20:34Secondly, you can attach it to your small handbag.
20:36If you don't hang the bag on the bag, you can give it away too.
20:41Hop.
20:42The dog.
20:43Look how well it suits him.
20:44Oh.
20:45To put small kibble in.
20:46He is frightened.
20:47So.
20:48You see?
20:49She is very happy.
20:50She loved it.
20:51She brought a very positive point.
20:53It's a piece of shit.
20:54I never know where things are.
20:55And since you have very small dogs, if you ever lose their leash, a leash for
20:59dog.
21:00A small leash, yes.
21:01You've gone too far.
21:02No, you should have stopped before that argument.
21:03You just...
21:04I can tell you something, at least on a first-degree level.
21:05I would have bought it for myself.
21:06Ah.
21:07I've never seen anything like it.
21:08And I'm an IKEA fan.
21:10There you go, I just wanted to tell you.
21:11And where was it bought?
21:12In Japan.
21:13But no.
21:14Well, not us.
21:15This is a response to Paris.
21:16We didn't go to Japan.
21:17How much did I pay?
21:18One euro, girls.
21:19One euro.
21:20We should have bought you two because of how much you like the item.
21:23There were two of them?
21:24There were three of them.
21:25They love children.
21:26They love it.
21:27Women love small objects.
21:28I adore.
21:29What's amazing is that it's a real trend to hang mini-bags on...
21:32large bags.
21:33And so here, you're really in a very big 2025, 2024 trend.
21:37There you go, how beautiful.
21:39It's really pretty.
21:40Oh dear.
21:41I'm cool.
21:42It completely changes your outfit.
21:43As for our object, it's a disgusting sheet.
21:47To introduce it briefly, it's a two-in-one item that already allows you to save money.
21:53a lot of time spent in the bathroom.
21:54It's incredibly effective because it's a mask.
21:59It's a mask.
22:07A mask that actually allows you to already have your hair styled in a bucket from the bed and your makeup on.
22:13It suits you very well.
22:14We can't take it away from you.
22:15Look how that highlights her.
22:16But she has crazy eyes.
22:18The word "fashion" also includes the idea of being trendy.
22:21That's incredibly lame.
22:22That's super trendy.
22:23So, fashion is a circle.
22:25All right ?
22:26So, we'll go back to the basics.
22:29So.
22:30And I, for one, think that there is nothing kitschy about it.
22:33Because, well, vintage is always in style.
22:35Start then.
22:36The word "nothing" is perhaps a bit of an exaggeration.
22:38Fanny, when did that become fashionable?
22:41But it's timeless!
22:42It's timeless!
22:43It never left!
22:44Mat, would you be willing to do a catwalk for us with...
22:48So that they realize it's a fashion accessory?
22:51Of course.
22:56Night terror accessory.
23:01Night terror accessory.
23:06It disgusts me, it disgusts me!
23:08I tied a knot, I...
23:10Oh no, she tied a double knot, team!
23:11It can never be removed again!
23:13Get this shit out of here!
23:15Wait, wait, we're not going to hold him back here!
23:17It's toxic!
23:18There's shit!
23:20But look!
23:21Look at this and tell me we lost!
23:23Look at !
23:25Look at !
23:26Her face!
23:27The thing she dreams of having!
23:28You want it so badly!
23:29But that's a really great deal!
23:30Do you know how much we paid for it?
23:32Oh no!
23:3325 euros!
23:34No, but seriously!
23:35Wait !
23:36That's ridiculous!
23:37It's the shopping explorer!
23:38Wait, let us explain!
23:40It comes from...
23:41From Denise!
23:42It's an original, it's hand-painted.
23:44It was painted in Italy!
23:45In Italy, they actually wear all of that!
23:46When they eat the loaves, not and all!
23:48Pizzas!
23:49During the pandemic!
23:50When they had cloth masks, they all had those!
23:52And besides, Covid never went down in Italy because of that!
23:55But you live in a cave!
23:57But it's not...
23:59What is this?
24:00A terrible Italian accent!
24:02And I have to tell you something!
24:03We need to tell you something!
24:05It says Italy here!
24:07Okay, but fine!
24:08And ours says IKEA!
24:09Excuse me !
24:10Excuse me !
24:11And secondly!
24:12We found another mask at another stand!
24:14She told us...
24:15Yes, that will be 120 euros or 100 euros!
24:17100 euros!
24:18Extract !
24:19It's very expensive, that's true!
24:20Oh damn, we're going to have to wait again!
24:23Hello Mrs !
24:24Good morning !
24:25How much is this mask?
24:26It costs 100 euros!
24:27Oh yes !
24:28Ouch!
24:29It's truly authentic!
24:30Oh yes, yes!
24:31The price is also very authentic!
24:33Ouch!
24:34We'll rely on our hands!
24:36But it's not worth it!
24:37From the jury!
24:38The mask makes you look a bit like an old swinger, though!
24:40Ah, even better!
24:41Okay, we won!
24:42It's way too expensive!
24:43It's outrageous, especially for the people; the sound quality is terrible!
24:46Yes !
24:47And people are fed up, people are fed up, people are fed up, people are fed up, people are back there!
24:49Tell him in the comments if you're tired of the jingle bells!
25:02Next meal!
25:03Next meal!
25:08And this time, it's the objects!
25:11In total!
25:15Someone's missing here!
25:16Didn't you notice?
25:19Every morning, in the Tana valley, a strange mist descended from the trees.
25:25And with it, we could hear the cry of a monkey we never saw!
25:30His name was...
25:31It's laughter therapy!
25:37It was called Canot!
25:39He was part of a troupe of happy monkeys!
25:43Until the day he fell into the hands of a rabbi!
25:47Since then, no one has seen him alive again!
25:51But sometimes, at daybreak, a monkey with soaking wet fur appears in the mist!
26:01He never blinks!
26:03And if you stare at it for too long, it will imitate you!
26:07He's making gestures to see if he's imitating you!
26:11He'll imitate you if you do that!
26:12If you do that, he'll imitate you!
26:14Until you're the one who knows how to get moving!
26:18The next day, another monkey appears in the mist, with your gaze!
26:27But it's a shame that Nathalie missed that, though!
26:29I'm going to surprise you, but actually...
26:32Wait, wait...
26:33It's not really...
26:34It's Nathalie!
26:35That's crazy!
26:36That's crazy!
26:37Well, your budget has been blown...
26:38It won't even work, it's the cheapest one!
26:40Oh yeah, it's the cheapest!
26:41He wanted to get rid of it, of course!
26:43We need to explain a little bit about the story of this monkey called Nazik.
26:49Yes, that's it, it's a haunted monkey...
26:51Ah, I'm getting chills of fear...
26:52...that throws lice at you, that come to nibble at you, from generation to generation!
26:57That's terrible!
26:58And how much did you pay for it?
26:5910 euros!
27:05So, just a small clarification...
27:06It's handmade!
27:07The person who sold it was absolutely fantastic!
27:09Absolutely fantastic!
27:10So cool!
27:11What is this monkey?
27:12It's not a monkey, it's a puppet!
27:15What ?
27:16Can we try it or not?
27:17Yes, good!
27:18This is the T2 item!
27:20No !
27:21But we absolutely have to take that!
27:23We have to take it!
27:24It's one of our favorite animals!
27:25It's true ?
27:26And where did you get that?
27:27We did it!
27:28You did it!
27:29Amazing !
27:30Deal done!
27:31Deal done!
27:32It's really well done!
27:33It's handmade!
27:34But then, would you call that an object?
27:36Of course!
27:37It's a crazy haunted object!
27:38It's an object you can even get inside!
27:40The backstory, nobody talks about it, right?
27:42I must admit that the fact that you sprayed tear gas in our faces...
27:45It appears in the mist!
27:47He never uses air conditioning on it!
27:49It's a bit aggressive, that's true!
27:51It's a bit aggressive, but it works!
27:52Can we leave it here until the end of the video?
27:55Of course!
27:56He's going to stay here!
27:57Yeah, it's a nice decoration, isn't it?
27:58If you vote for it, it means he's staying here!
28:00If you vote against it, it means he won't be at your house!
28:02The show was great!
28:04The show was very good!
28:07And now, a haunted object!
28:10Fanny, we don't really know you two very well, you see?
28:13We can't really buy you off on stuff, because we don't necessarily know all your kinks.
28:17There's one of them, we know what she likes in life?
28:21Wordplay!
28:22Right away, a haunted object!
28:26Did you have the same idea?
28:28And it's at the same booth!
28:29It's the same stand!
28:36I had trouble accepting the...
28:38To be accepted...
28:39Wait, but that's great, they're saying it's good!
28:41That's great!
28:42That's not it, it's that I had trouble accepting, because I thought, will they find the tea funny?
28:50It kept us entertained the whole game!
28:52In fact, we saw that, big stand 1, and I said, ah that's so great!
28:55She said, wait, let's see if there's anything else!
28:57And right up until the end, she kept saying to me, no, but it's too far actually, come on, let's continue!
29:00We're going to buy back the tea-shaped guy soon!
29:03The tea man, though!
29:04That's great!
29:05We're going to buy the tea man!
29:06We're going to buy the little guy now, otherwise they'll buy him!
29:08You don't want us to buy the tea man, so there you go!
29:09We need to buy the tea man again, and then we're good!
29:11I crossed out the tea-related item, but it's not in the bag, that's weird!
29:14Yes, we'll go get him!
29:15We'll go afterwards, come on!
29:19What's going on?
29:22What's going on?
29:24What's going on?
29:27I'm haunted too!
29:36But what about Macron?
29:38He's founding a prime minister!
29:41The same as you?
29:43Oh no!
29:53So how do we do this?
29:55There are indeed two objects there!
29:56You could say we paid for everything...
29:595 euros!
30:00Is that all there is to it?
30:01Yeah, but they don't care about that!
30:02When you tell them that, they say, "Oh yeah, that's all!"
30:04They are disappointed!
30:05They want it to be expensive!
30:06They want it to be expensive!
30:08Shouldn't we let the jury decide?
30:11And look, the guy's T-shaped!
30:13In fact, we saw it, we drove past it...
30:14The letter T!
30:15And we even said to each other, we said the phrase...
30:16A puppet!
30:17Actually, it's too luxurious!
30:18SO ?
30:19No debate?
30:20No debate!
30:21Honestly, it's hard to...
30:22Jeff Panaclock and some other thing and...
30:24A thingamajig!
30:25A thingamajig!
30:26And the mask!
30:27The monkey wins, but that's impossible!
30:29Wait !
30:30We don't understand!
30:31She puts it back on her face!
30:32Still on her face!
30:33She puts it back on her face!
30:34She hates her face!
30:35She really wants to put all the objects on her face!
30:37Go ahead, rub this on your face!
30:39It's okay, it's fine!
30:40Wait, wait! He told me something!
30:41Yes ?
30:42Yes ?
30:43Yes ?
30:44Next round!
30:45Oh !
30:46Final round! This is the game or toy of our dreams!
30:50And actually there's more at stake because we have three points, you have one!
30:53So there's no world where you can catch up to us!
30:54So we're going to reveal all of this!
30:55And we're just going to have fun together!
30:56Yes !
30:57Like little silly goosebumps!
30:58And so the game is as follows!
30:59Hanging game! Game of colgadar! Anagen!
31:29A little poufous!
31:30A little poufous!
31:31A little poufous!
31:35It's a bit like...
31:38Doesn't that remind you of something?
31:40S.O.S.
31:42So it can also be used as a skewer!
31:45Ah!
31:46For barbecues!
31:47For barbecues!
31:48It makes noise too!
31:49As I know you like a bit of noise!
31:50And you love all the noises!
31:53Tescovide!
31:54You dip a pen in ink and...
31:57And we get tattoos!
31:58And we get tattoos.
31:59I also agree.
32:00The subway.
32:01Or I go to Châtelet-Léal or Stalingrad.
32:03The cardiograph of a person who is dying.
32:06Yes, it goes beep beep beep.
32:09Wait, but there's a die missing.
32:11Oh no, that's what you think.
32:13That's weird, there's a die in the illustration.
32:14That's just the Italian version.
32:16Ah, okay.
32:17So, there is no die.
32:19So, I've taken a jab at you.
32:21Okay.
32:22It's a mind-blowing game.
32:24It's mind-blowing.
32:25It's good.
32:26It's ours, it's ours.
32:27Oh, but look, that's strange.
32:28It says that we take 24 game rods, 4 frame rods and colored dice.
32:33Use only one hand to place a coin.
32:35That's exactly what I've done from the beginning.
32:37Place the piece only in an unoccupied location.
32:40Ah, perhaps we should have read the rules beforehand.
32:43Actually, we didn't know, it's your game.
32:44Originally, you were supposed to tell us.
32:46Wait, that's too cute.
32:47It's a child who must have played before and he scored 4 points.
32:50Four points with a G.
32:52P-O-N-G-T.
32:54Twenty points.
32:55Five points.
32:56Red.
32:57Four points.
32:58Four points.
32:59Dark.
33:00Dark.
33:01Twelve points.
33:02Jeans.
33:03We're having fun, it's really the best game.
33:09We might just win this B.
33:12This is B Explorer.
33:13Oh no!
33:14I've lost everything, damn it!
33:15The cool thing is, we're leaving it for you to play with tonight, just like that, nice and easy.
33:19No, but that would be a shame.
33:20Calm.
33:21Get it back, actually.
33:22Calm.
33:23With a little grape.
33:24And some tea.
33:25A glove.
33:26Her small bag.
33:27Oh there there there there there there.
33:29Personally, I find it very original because I wasn't familiar with this game.
33:32So you introduced me to this suspension game, which is multi-purpose.
33:34We introduced you to it, though.
33:35What did I say?
33:36She said you made me known.
33:37You're the one who exposed yourself through spending.
33:38Exactly.
33:39You're going to buy the whole team outright to get more expensive, crappy items.
33:41The most expensive games.
33:42We're doing part of the...
33:43No, it's fine.
33:44So, let's play our game now.
33:46Attention.
33:47A.
33:48Two.
33:49Three.
33:50This is the magic box.
33:51We've seen it.
33:52With the magic hat.
33:53Is there a thumb in it?
33:54A rabbit?
33:55There's a finger.
33:56A rabbit.
33:57There's a finger in the whole team to win more expensive crap items.
33:59We're doing part of the...
34:00No, it's fine.
34:01So, let's play our game now.
34:02Attention.
34:03A.
34:04Two.
34:05Three.
34:06This is the magic box.
34:07We've seen it.
34:08With the magic hat.
34:17Is there a thumb in it?
34:18A rabbit?
34:19There's a finger in it.
34:20Well, we saw it.
34:21We've seen it.
34:22We've seen it so many times.
34:23This is a magician's kit.
34:25And it's true that normally, a magician doesn't reveal his tricks.
34:28But we are very generous today.
34:30We would like to share this little piece of magic with you.
34:32Because what do we have today?
34:34We have Antoine Daniel.
34:35We have...
34:36No, it's...
34:37No, no.
34:38This is Eric Antoine.
34:39Eric Antoine.
34:40Yes.
34:41We have Eric Antoine.
34:42We have no one else within us.
34:43So, we think it's a perfect game precisely for introducing future magicians.
34:48Magician.
34:49Magical.
34:50You didn't tell me, it was a magic one.
34:54At first glance, you don't realize there's a trick, okay?
34:58So, show the public that you have nothing in your hands.
35:01Look, she has nothing in her hands.
35:03Take your right thumb in your hand and discreetly remove the fake thumb.
35:07And hide it in your left hand.
35:10Pretend you are passing something from one hand to the other.
35:14The fake thumb is now hidden in your right hand.
35:17Use your left hand to hide the handkerchief in the fake thumb again.
35:22The handkerchief has now mysteriously disappeared.
35:26Excuse me, but who has time to do that in their day?
35:29Well, the streamers, the creators.
35:31Antoine Daniel in particular.
35:32Influencers.
35:33And look at me closely.
35:37He's great.
35:39The thing for me, the problem with this object so far, is that you haven't rubbed it on your face.
35:43Ah yes, I somewhat agree.
35:44And that's what...
35:45And brands.
35:46So.
35:47Just so you know, you didn't put it on your face.
35:49You didn't put it in either.
35:51Oh la la la la.
35:54Fanny, honestly, I think their game is the best.
36:00So, there we have a point.
36:01Yeah.
36:05Oh, sorry.
36:06Ah yes, sorry.
36:07Oh shit.
36:08Yeah!
36:17Let's talk about the budget now.
36:20Because it's true that I feel there's a gap.
36:22But there is a strategy here to keep the money to spend for personal purposes.
36:27Not even for me.
36:28But it's true, just for you.
36:30Not even a little...
36:31He already bought himself a piece of furniture with it.
36:32Not even a pet shop, something.
36:33Let's see how much the crooks spent at this flea market.
36:40Ah, finally.
36:41I'm a little disappointed.
36:42That's barely the price of a year at her place.
36:44Don't worry.
36:45How many Kikipoura?
36:49We have 20 euros left.
36:50There's still some left, we haven't spent it all.
36:51You can buy another one, right?
36:52So yes, we were more economical.
36:54So, what is...
36:56But perhaps that's a point we'd like to address in the next edition.
37:00The person who spent the least wins a prize point.
37:03There it is, but apparently not here.
37:04It's the next edition, it works.
37:06If we put that in the next one, what does it mean?
37:08Can't we afford a monkey for 10 bucks?
37:10A little Nazi who...
37:1110 bucks over there.
37:12I somewhat agree.
37:13No, but I kind of agree.
37:14It's gift time!
37:15Ooh!
37:18Our first gift is for Aurélien.
37:21And it's a family choice.
37:23You know, at the beginning, you gave us a list of everything you like.
37:25And I think she listened to you really well.
37:26The wood, the orange thing, and the pine trees.
37:30We made a mix of the three.
37:31Are you ready?
37:32Yes.
37:33Well, here, I'll... go ahead.
37:34I'll allow you.
37:35The gift now.
37:36Gaston lives there.
37:38It's reading.
37:39That's not what you wanted, it's not made of wood.
37:41But it's wood because it's...
37:43It's paper.
37:44It's paper.
37:45They are trees in another form.
37:46There is red gold.
37:48It's actually a bit orange.
37:50A little.
37:51And you can create a pin.
37:53You can cut it out and add a thumbtack to nothing.
37:56But Fanu is the person who talks the most nonsense I've ever met in my entire life.
38:01We'll let you browse through it if you like.
38:03Gaston lives there.
38:04Gaston lives there.
38:05Ah, there's a dick and everything there.
38:06Indeed, it is marked censored on the cover page.
38:09Excuse me, it says no to abortion, fuck us.
38:13Oh wow.
38:14Thank you for this gift.
38:15You are on the most problematic team.
38:18The author died in the storms.
38:20Yes.
38:21But well, that kind of ruins the atmosphere because there was a real atmosphere there.
38:25So you...
38:26The cake was a gift.
38:27We did indeed make it custom-made.
38:30But we are not unaware of this small plaque.
38:32Oh my god.
38:33Pipirume: Prolonged parking prohibited.
38:36But you're always doing 6 extra titles.
38:38That's great.
38:39And I currently have one.
38:40And it's tough.
38:41It's true ?
38:42And for once, we paid your cheapskates, it cost us 3 bucks.
38:44That deserves a point, perhaps.
38:46It doesn't deserve a point, but it deserves my honor.
38:50It was mainly me who chose it.
38:52I'm the last person you'll ever leave a point for.
38:55It's true.
38:56And be careful.
38:573, 2, 1.
38:58I don't see it.
38:59Open your eyes.
39:00Oh, sorry.
39:01That's why you asked me if I liked Johnny.
39:02Exactly.
39:03Did you answer yes or no to that question?
39:04So, I don't really care.
39:05Can we present the object?
39:06The object is incredible, though.
39:07It's a CD followed by a Zippo lighter.
39:09But you had to pay for that with force.
39:10As per usual.
39:11We're going to tell you the amount of this gift.
39:12This box set costs 15 euros.
39:13This is a very rare edition.
39:14It's a collaboration between Johnny and Zippo.
39:15Light the fire, of course.
39:16Actually, look, it's a limited edition distributed exclusively by Zippo.
39:17And since you smoke some good, thick beef.
39:18I'm smoking a beef.
39:19Beef.
39:20R. beef
39:21It's really great though.
39:22Thank you, girls.
39:23You're doing great.
39:24Johnny is a legend.
39:25A legend has passed away.
39:26Beef.
39:27I was part of a Zippo lighter.
39:28I am the strongest with a Zippo lighter.
39:29But you had to pay for that with force.
39:30As per usual.
39:31We're going to tell you the amount of this gift.
39:32This box set costs 15 euros.
39:33This is a very rare edition.
39:34It's a collaboration between Johnny and Zippo.
39:35Light the fire, of course.
39:36Actually, look, it's a limited edition distributed exclusively by Zippo.
39:41And since you smoke some good, thick beef.
39:42I'm smoking a beef.
39:43An ox.
39:44It's really great though, thank you girls, you're awesome.
39:48Johnny is a legend, a legend who has passed away and we need someone to replace him, and that's you.
39:54Oh, is that true?
39:55Yes, it's you!
40:00They look a bit like things a truck driver might have left on his truck, look.
40:06That's behind, that's, but he doesn't joke about that, and that's for when he's bored, you know, he watches.
40:12And there you have it!
40:16Oh no, your gift is missing.
40:18Oh yes !
40:19She doesn't care!
40:20As usual, I forget about myself, putting others first.
40:24Okay, here we go, and I think this is our most expensive purchase.
40:27How much ?
40:28For you ?
40:288 euros.
40:30Oh my god!
40:31We had a great time.
40:34No, but it looks good.
40:35And yes, I told you, I know women so well, look.
40:39That's adorable!
40:41So it's a Snoopy banana.
40:43And the lady actually turned it into a banana because it was a child's backpack.
40:49It was a backpack at first.
40:50It was pointless.
40:50She made it out of a banana.
40:51And here's a banana.
40:52Damn, but extremely stylish, it has everything I like.
40:55It's adorable in real life.
40:56Wait, you didn't put it on your face?
40:58Go ahead and rub it on your face.
41:00Excellent !
41:01Did you rub it on your face?
41:02Not yet.
41:03Oh yeah, I have to baptize everything with my sebum.
41:07No, no, I can't do that.
41:08No, honestly.
41:09That's the only thing she said no to.
41:11Well, I hope you enjoyed this little Explorer flea market.
41:14It was great.
41:15You were dazzling.
41:16THANKS.
41:17No.
41:18Show the shelf you were able to buy with the savings you made.
41:20How much did you pay for that?
41:214 euros.
41:22That's huge.
41:23But what can you do with it?
41:25Put things on it.
41:27Little decorative items, little figurines, cute little things.
41:32I'll actually think about it.
41:32I like doing that, you see.
41:33But in this case, I don't know.
41:34Can you think things through properly?
41:35Yeah, I love to think.
41:37No, but it was so cool.
41:38I hope you enjoyed it too.
41:39We tried to add more interaction to the flea market because it was requested.
41:43I hope you are satisfied.
41:45And if you'd like a third edition, feel free to suggest guest names you'd like to see browsing antique shops.
41:51to search through the stalls.
41:54From a flea market explored.
41:55From a flea market, exactly.
41:57Thanks anyway to Ultra Premium Direct for providing the video.
42:01Woof, that dog is something else.
42:03And I propose we do one last magic trick.
42:06Abracadabra da manu na na!
42:21Subtitling by Radio-Canada
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