Peep Show: Puff Puff Pass James

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who tried smuggling chicken wings, among many other things, in a giant bag into jail. Then, wonder if James would sell himself for the chicken wings, if he was behind bars.

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00:00all right off to georgia now do we have to sure for this story okay uh we've seen people try to

00:11smuggle lots of stuff into jail but this is a new one you will not believe what this guy

00:20in georgia tried to smuggle into jail i'm gonna see if you can guess some of the things on the

00:27list in a second okay his name is michael dixon he's 45 guards at the deKalb county jail near

00:35atlanta saw him sneaking around outside the lobby the other day over a dozen things

00:41he was trying to get in there okay let's see if you can figure out some we get more than six

00:48can we get more than six can you get more than six uh list off some things i'll check them off

00:54the list as we go to see smokes uh yes that's one weed weed is another one no guns okay cell phone

01:02cell phone and charger okay that's three cocaine yes that's four nice yeah that's four that's a

01:10solid one to try and sneak in oh my god honey buns no honey buns knives no damn it there's something

01:18like swords could be used as weapons not swords oh like uh like shanks of some kind like uh

01:25screwdriver um closer in that category uh exacto knife wrenches alan wrenches alan wrenches

01:35alan wrench what do you need to do with an alan wrench you need to put together some furniture

01:39worst of all tools by the way just to hit someone over the head with it i guess

01:43no it's an alan wrenches the tiny little one yeah but i bet you you could take that and shove it

01:48right in someone's neck in the shower bigger ones no the alan wrenches the tiny one that's shaped like

01:54an l dave here they are but they come in different sizes different sizes no but like how big do you

01:59really think they're gonna get what do you need to do with an alan wrench there like in this jail we

02:04do drugs lots of drugs and we put together furniture that's how hard it is in there man

02:10we put together furniture like you wouldn't you got an alan wrench i don't i don't have any

02:15give me your alan wrench you know i don't have an alan wrench all right you lucky i was lying oh you got

02:20one yeah all right all right here's a honey bun for that thank you i need this alan i know because

02:25we just put furniture together in here i'm gonna knock someone over the head with this tiny little

02:29alan wrench people don't know what it's like inside the jail you guys done putting together

02:33big bubbles i can't put in here or what we don't have any more alan wrenches we got all this cocaine

02:39and no alan wrens okay so you got five if you get one more you'll have six of the 12 that you

02:46were money for here money nope so weed cocaine cigarettes cigars loose tobacco lighters you didn't

02:55get that's another thing oh yeah set an airpods pro to listen to the tunes oh damn never would

03:02have guessed that four dozen fully cooked hot wings oh man do you know how much you can sell a hot

03:10kidding there it is there's all the stuff there are the wings oh there is an exacto knife too

03:17so this was in a bag outside you see the alan wrenches dave they don't look very big to me no they

03:24don't but that's what we found out it's to undo certain things uh guards found a broken window

03:29in someone's cell so that's how the inmates were planning to get everything in but this guy michael

03:35dixon here he is now facing charges for drug possession criminal trespass and entering a jail

03:42with a weapon he brought hot wings in hot wings looked like super glue spicy gold does he have beef jerky

03:50there no what is that tobacco or cigarellos i don't know what did he think like you can't bring this

04:08much stuff in one bag he like packed a prison bag yeah he's got like boys weekend stuff right there

04:15don't forget the hot wings baby

04:17that's a lot of wings

04:21it is four dozen hot wings get them on a hot

04:25gotta be cooked i know way to heat them hurry up

04:29they're going bad and they would too that's how you get salmonella oh they'd be gone

04:35in a second though if you got them by the guards oh if you oh my god

04:39so much people would trade everything all their booty

04:43and literally their booty

04:46would you trade your booty for hot wings james in prison

04:51in prison probably in prison yeah i'd probably trade it for less than that

04:54yeah why not let me get a puff of that doobie

04:57yeah puff puff pass me around

05:01puff puff pass james

05:04two things being passed around oh my god

05:06a blunt and james

05:07you gotta skip my butt rotation

05:11oh goodness james you'd be so abused

05:14yeah well

05:15but you know what they do to survive dave

05:17he's facing charges for drug possession

05:20criminal trespass and entering a jail

05:22with a weapon as well

05:24yeah just nuts i think that's the most amount of stuff we've ever seen someone try to smuggle

05:30into jail

05:32i've got he's smuggling more stuff into jail than you see people win in a supermarket sweep show

05:36exactly yeah like he literally did better than some of the contestants on there

05:40it's like he did supermarket sweep at a gas station

05:42he did

05:43someone said i tuned in late i thought we were playing what's up his ass

05:47i thought someone had all that stuff in his ass

05:50no my god that would be a record

05:54that would be a record

05:54No.

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