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00:00Tonight on The Tonight Show.
00:01After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
00:06True.
00:12Hi, I'm Archie Fallon. This is Drew.
00:13How's that?
00:14How's that, how's that, how's that, how's that, how's that?
00:17Ow!
00:21From Studio 6B in Rockefeller's center
00:23in the heart of New York City,
00:25it's The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31Tonight joins Jimmy and his guests,
00:32Mila Kunis, Joey DeChanel, Sam Altman,
00:37musical guest, St. Paul and the Broken Bones,
00:39and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:42Two, two, two, seven.
00:44And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:29became the first president to host
01:31the Kennedy Center Honors himself.
01:34Yeah.
01:35It was like the Golden Globes if the host was also a Golden Globe.
01:39Orange is gold.
01:41You could tell it was Trump's awards show
01:43because the red carpet was just one of his neckties.
01:47I love watching the red carpet pre-show.
01:49The press is like, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:51what compression socks are you wearing?
01:55Copper fit? I don't know.
01:58Trump said he rejected honorees who were too woke.
02:02Then he slept through all the acceptance speeches.
02:04He was just like, wake up, wake up.
02:07Yep, Trump decided to host the Kennedy Center Honors himself,
02:10and you could tell that he was running every aspect
02:12of the awards show.
02:13Check out the In Memoriam that they played.
02:16And now let's look back at the things we've lost this past year.
02:20You raise me up
02:24so I can stand on mountains.
02:28You raise me up
02:32to walk on stormy seas.
02:36I said stormy.
02:38I am strong when I am on your shoulders.
02:44Can you imagine me on your shoulders?
02:47You raise me up
02:49to more than I can be.
02:57Beautiful. Beautiful.
03:01Speaking of Trump, he just announced that he's granted
03:04approval for tiny cars to be built in the United States.
03:08I have a feeling that if Trump got into a tiny car,
03:11he would never be able to get out.
03:14I live here now.
03:17Burger me.
03:19A lot of people are talking about this.
03:21Netflix just shocked the entertainment industry
03:23by announcing an $83 billion deal
03:26to buy Warner Bros. and HBO.
03:29Yeah, Netflix is buying almost everything
03:30Warner Bros. owns except CNN.
03:33Mmm.
03:34Basically, if Warner Bros. was an edible arrangement,
03:36CNN is the cantaloupe.
03:39Meanwhile, today, Paramount challenged Netflix
03:41and announced the $108 billion hostile takeover bid
03:45for Warner Bros.
03:46Yep, Netflix offered $83 billion,
03:48Paramount offered $108 billion,
03:50and Tubi offered $20, a pack of Slim Jims,
03:53and two scratch-offs.
03:56Well, some more entertainment news.
03:58Last night, there was a new episode
03:59of The Real Housewives of Potomac,
04:01and it got really heated.
04:02There was a lot of drama between Stacey and Tia.
04:06Now, if you missed it, don't worry,
04:07because here to reenact that scene with actual lines
04:11from the show are the Roots' own Tariq and Questlove.
04:20Thanks, Jimmy.
04:21Tonight, I'll be playing the role of Stacey,
04:23a QVC presenter who's being confronted by Tia
04:26about being a liar.
04:28And I'll be playing Tia, a realtor who's confronting Stacey
04:31about being a liar, okay, whenever you're ready.
04:40I'm going to tell you why I'm upset with you.
04:44When I came into this group, I had heard things
04:47that you were, like, alleged against you,
04:50and I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
04:52All the while, you're courting me, saying,
04:54you had to have my back with the ladies.
04:56I never said that.
04:57Oh, yes, you did.
04:59No, no, you're a liar.
05:01Why are you trying to hijack this conversation?
05:05Because you're trying to build...
05:07No, no, no, go ahead.
05:09Well, no, no, no, go on.
05:11I will... No, just go.
05:13I will if you just shut the up for one second.
05:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:17You are not going to tell me to shut up.
05:19As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted...
05:24No, no, no, no. You see?
05:26See, this is the real her.
05:28She plays prim and proper.
05:30But just like you said, I don't need to play.
05:34I am prim and proper.
05:36I have extended my manners.
05:38But you didn't extend any manners.
05:40I didn't?
05:41You acted so unladylike.
05:45You want to fit in so bad.
05:49You are the person that has been in this group for a year,
05:52and you still don't fit in.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:59You are a try-hard.
06:01Just like your fashion.
06:03Get your ass up out of my face.
06:05Get out! Get out!
06:07Not today. You won't act unladylike.
06:10Take your things and be gone.
06:11Toodle-oo. I've had enough.
06:13I'm done. I have other things to do today.
06:16Get out! Toodles! Toodles!
06:18Oh, my God.
06:21Wow.
06:23Might be the best. Oh, my God.
06:28And the end he goes to...
06:30Oh, my God.
06:32Questlove and Tariq, everyone.
06:34That was...
06:37Well, listen to this, guys.
06:39The Louvre just announced that hundreds of Egyptian books
06:42were damaged in a recent water leak.
06:44Yeah, the Egyptians were like,
06:47well, they would have been fine
06:47if you just left them here in the desert.
06:49Right!
06:56The Louvre. Right now, the director of the Louvre is like,
06:59I'm ready for 2025 to be over.
07:01Okay.
07:03Well, guys, New York City is in the middle of a cold snap,
07:05with temperatures dropping down into the teens.
07:08And here now to talk about it is our weather correspondent,
07:10Jerome Davis. Thanks for joining us, Jerome.
07:13Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for having me.
07:16So, tell us, how cold is it out there right now?
07:20Jimmy, it is freezing right now.
07:22It feels like the city is one giant icebox.
07:25I mean, it's so cold right now,
07:27I'm going to go hug a toaster oven to defrost my nipples.
07:33Sorry?
07:35Sorry? What did you just say?
07:37Oh, could you not hear me?
07:38I said, it's so cold right now,
07:40I'm going to go to McDonald's for a toasty McGriddle.
07:48Okay. I thought you said something else.
07:50So, how is everyone managing to stay warm?
07:53Well, many people stay indoors, turn up the heat.
07:56But personally, I just hop, buck naked in my neighbor's jacuzzi,
08:00and wave to the ring cam.
08:02I'm sorry.
08:07I'm sorry, you do what?
08:09I said, I personally, I just wear a puffy jacket
08:12and scroll through the Instagram.
08:14Is there something wrong with the audio, or...?
08:17Well, maybe not. I can't tell.
08:18It's important to keep a warm core to prevent hyperthermia.
08:21Are people wearing layers?
08:23Oh, yes, definitely. People are wearing lots of layers.
08:26But I keep my core warm by slowly drizzling my chest
08:31with hot nacho cheese.
08:33Okay, now I'm positive.
08:35I just heard you say you keep your core warm
08:37by drizzling your chest with hot nacho cheese?
08:39I most certainly did not say that.
08:42I said I drink hot toddy so my core doesn't freeze.
08:46What's going on with the connection?
08:50Let's just wrap this up.
08:52By the way, are you cold right now?
08:53You're not even wearing a coat.
08:55But what I am wearing is a kilt,
08:57and I'm standing over a subway grate like Marilyn Monroe.
09:01Oh, boy, trains are coming.
09:03Oh, baby, that's hot.
09:10Get out of here.
09:12Get out of here.
09:16I'm gonna stop having that guy on.
09:21Bye, take care.
09:22Go, take care. Take a walk.
09:24Take a walk.
09:25Take care, buddy. Good to see you again.
09:28Boop, boop, boop, boop.
09:29Take care, everybody.
09:30Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
09:34Alright, alright, alright.
09:36Show's off the rails tonight.
09:37Alright, get him out of here. Oh, my God.
09:40Oh. Finally, guys, we...
09:42We have exactly seven shows left before we go on Christmas break,
09:48which means it's time for that beloved
09:49Tonight Show tradition, 12 Days of Christmas Sweaters!
09:5312 Days of Christmas Sweaters, 7 days left.
10:01That's right!
10:03Every show between now and Christmas,
10:05we'll be giving one lucky audience member
10:08a Sleigh-mazing Christmas Sweater.
10:10From our Countdown to Christmas cabinet,
10:15since there are seven shows left,
10:18let's open door number seven.
10:21Can I just say...
10:25I'm having the best time.
10:31You are?
10:34Yes!
10:36Ever since I was little, I always wanted to open tiny doors,
10:41and it's been a dream of mine.
10:45So, um, I just want to say to you, Jimmy,
10:49thank you for making that dream come true.
10:55Oh, yeah.
10:56Richard, don't cry. Don't cry.
11:05I wasn't.
11:06I was acting!
11:07All right, thank you, Richard. Here we go.
11:09Now, so door number seven.
11:12Richard, whenever you're ready.
11:14Oh!
11:15Fence.
11:22This is a beauty.
11:23Richard, thank you. This is...
11:25Oh.
11:30Wow.
11:31This is gorgeous.
11:33All right, now, let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater.
11:35Everyone, look at your seat number!
11:38If I call your number, I need you to jump up
11:40and let me know where you are at Quest.
11:41Can I get a drum roll, please?
11:44Who wants me to pick their number?
11:45See you at one!
11:46Two-thirty-seven!
12:04Get over here!
12:07How are you?
12:08Nice to see you!
12:09Welcome!
12:12Congratulations.
12:13You've won tonight's Christmas sweater.
12:15What is your name?
12:16Bella.
12:17Bella, where are you from?
12:18Toms River, New Jersey.
12:20Hey! I love Toms River, New Jersey!
12:24Bella, you have a beautiful outfit on time, but it's very thin.
12:28It's cold outside.
12:29Yeah, I need that.
12:29You need this sweater.
12:31Would you like to try it on right now?
12:32Can I?
12:33Yeah, please.
12:33Can't do it.
12:35No, this is exciting. I'll help you.
12:39You look gorgeous.
12:40No, look.
12:40Oh!
12:42This is stunning.
12:43You look stunning. Look at that.
12:46You look stunning. Come on!
12:49Gorgeous!
12:50Congratulations.
12:52Round of applause for our winner.
12:53Stick around. We're talking to Mila Kunis.
12:55When we come back, everybody.
12:56When I thought that I shouldn´t get better.
12:59I'm the
13:24in select theaters now and on Netflix Friday.
13:27Everyone, please welcome Mila Kunis!
13:44Come on now. They look...
13:48Welcome, welcome, welcome back.
13:50Jimmy, I just realized I wore the wrong dress for sitting.
13:53I really did. As I sat down, I was like,
13:55boy, this is really...
13:56This is way more comfortable in this dress,
13:58but I don't think that that's gonna be approved.
14:00You could sit like that.
14:01This is how I have to sit for the whole interview.
14:02I'll just do it with you and act like that's how we sit.
14:04Do I look weird sitting like this, though?
14:05No, this looks normal.
14:08It's perfect. This is how I can sit.
14:09This is perfect. Okay.
14:11No, you look... No, that looks perfect.
14:13That looks normal. I feel like, okay, whatever.
14:14You look great. Thank you.
14:15How are you? How's the fam? How's everything going?
14:17Everybody's really good. Yeah?
14:18Yes. I want to talk about your movie,
14:20because I absolutely loved it.
14:21I love the Knives Out movies.
14:23This one is fantastic.
14:24It's the third one in the series, Wake Up, Dead Man.
14:26Yeah. Knives Out.
14:27You got Rian Johnson.
14:28No, yeah. Clap.
14:29Yeah.
14:31Because there's a murder.
14:34There is a murder.
14:36It's so good.
14:36Yeah, Daniel Craig is off the chain. Great.
14:40Everybody's great in this, by the way.
14:42It's such a fun experience.
14:43You are great. Joshua Conner, Kerry Washington, Glenn Close.
14:46Yes. Everybody hits home runs.
14:48I love the movie because of all these movies.
14:50I never have any idea where it's going to go.
14:52There's another twist, another turn.
14:53It's so good. It pays off at the end.
14:56You play a police officer.
14:58Do you think that you would be a good police officer
15:00with solving crimes?
15:02Um...
15:04I think I'd be fine.
15:06Yeah?
15:06I think I would have too many feelings.
15:08Like, I would just... I would be like,
15:10no, I don't know. No, I would fail.
15:12I don't think I would get past the Academy.
15:13I thought maybe we could play a fun game here
15:16where it's called Snap Judgments, okay?
15:18Well, that I can do. I'm really good at judging.
15:22Yeah. Judging, I think.
15:23Judging, you can do?
15:24Judging. We need to judge.
15:27All right, here's what we're going to do.
15:28So we have two cards, all right?
15:30We're going to have to instantly guess
15:31if the other person is lying or telling the truth, okay?
15:34You just say true or false.
15:35Am I on a clock, or do I just say it right away?
15:37I just trust system.
15:38We'll just say it right away.
15:39Okay, go.
15:40We can't afford a clock.
15:41Okay, great. Sorry.
15:43My middle name is Allen.
15:46James Allen?
15:48False.
15:50After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
15:54True.
16:05You didn't even think for a second on that one.
16:07Okay, sorry.
16:08In college, I majored in computer programming.
16:13False.
16:16God, that's going to be true, isn't it?
16:18Wait.
16:20I performed stand-up at Woodstock 99.
16:23False.
16:24True.
16:25No, false.
16:26No, true, true, true.
16:27True, true, true, true.
16:28Okay, I don't know.
16:29What's the next one?
16:30I think mayonnaise is disgusting.
16:34True.
16:35False.
16:36True.
16:36False.
16:37True.
16:38I don't know.
16:38Let's see how you did.
16:39You answered true, false for the last three of them.
16:40But my middle name is Allen.
16:42You guessed false, because that would be Jimmy Allen Fallon.
16:46You are correct.
16:47That is not my middle name.
16:48It's Thomas.
16:49Okay.
16:50This is the one.
16:51This is the one that's going to stick in my head.
16:53After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
16:56You immediately said true.
16:58That is false.
16:59I did not.
17:00In college, I majored in computer programming.
17:15That is true.
17:16I knew it.
17:17Yeah.
17:18I think I said one of them.
17:19I can't.
17:19I loved it.
17:20Yeah.
17:21I performed stand-up at Woodstock.
17:22Where did you land on that?
17:26False.
17:27I did.
17:27I said true.
17:29Oh, I didn't mean to curse. I'm so sorry.
17:31Didn't I say...
17:32It's crossed out on the cue card,
17:33because no one knew what you were saying.
17:37No, no, no. Go with the cue card.
17:38I think mayonnaise is disgusting.
17:41I said true to that.
17:44You love me, you?
17:45Oh! No, I do not love me.
17:46I think it's disgusting.
17:48Eugh! Eugh! I hate mayonnaise!
17:52Eugh! Eugh! Eugh!
17:55It reminds me of puss.
17:59I like you.
18:01Here we go, everybody.
18:03You want to play?
18:05You want to play?
18:06Okay. So you got two correct.
18:09Is that right? I got one wrong.
18:11True. No, we're going by one.
18:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:16She can judge.
18:18Judge, she says two and a half.
18:19Okay, okay. All right, here we go.
18:21All right.
18:22I did tequila shots with Helen Mirren in Milan.
18:25True.
18:27My first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
18:30True.
18:31Okay.
18:32Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
18:35Wow. That would be so cool.
18:39I'm going to say true again.
18:41Kristen Bell sang me happy birthday at Benihana's.
18:48True.
18:48Okay.
18:49I once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
18:55I feel like you might have a nerdy side, so I'm going to say that's true.
19:00Okay.
19:01True.
19:02True.
19:03Wait, did I say everything was true?
19:04Yep.
19:05Is any of them false?
19:06Yep.
19:07Gosh, darn it.
19:08Should I do it again?
19:09Yep.
19:10Yes.
19:11False.
19:11False.
19:12My first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
19:13False.
19:14Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
19:15Oh, I think you're cool.
19:16I think that's true.
19:17Okay.
19:18K-Bell sang me happy birthday at Benihana's.
19:19She's fun.
19:20I think that's true.
19:21Okay.
19:22I once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
19:23I feel like you might have a nerdy side, so I'm going to say that's true.
19:25Okay.
19:26Okay.
19:27First one, all right, so the first one, I guess, false.
19:30You did tequila shots with Helen Mirren in Milan.
19:33False.
19:34It is false.
19:38It's false.
19:40Your first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
19:42I said false.
19:44It's true?
19:44It's false.
19:45Yes!
19:47It is false.
19:48All right, here's where it might go off the rails.
19:50Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
19:53I just want that to be true.
19:56It's true.
19:57Okay.
20:00All right.
20:01Kristen Bell sang you happy birthday at Benihana.
20:04That is not true.
20:05Ah!
20:07No, sorry.
20:08Okay.
20:08It's a good one.
20:09Okay.
20:10You once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
20:13I said that was true.
20:15That is sadly true.
20:16Yes!
20:17I did really well.
20:18Did he? Yes.
20:20Four to two and a half.
20:22I'm the reigning champ.
20:23Yay, me!
20:24I want to show you.
20:25Yay!
20:27I want to show everyone a clip.
20:28Here's Mila Kunis and Daniel Craig in Wake Up Dead Man.
20:31Take a look.
20:33I owe Detective Elliot a fruit basket for giving me your number.
20:35I am just glad to be of service.
20:37Geraldine, you had the foresight to see that this goes way beyond normal police work.
20:43This is something even I have not experienced.
20:46A textbook example of a perfectly impossible crime.
20:51The stuff of detective fiction.
20:53This should not exist in our real world.
20:56And yet here it is.
20:59The holy grail.
21:01I love the passion.
21:02I just need to feel confident that you know this case is solvable.
21:06Well, I'm incapable of not solving a crime.
21:09That moment of checkmate, when I take the stage and unravel my opponent's web.
21:15Oh, you'll see.
21:16It's fun.
21:17Oh, yeah!
21:18Mila Kunis, everyone!
21:20Wake Up Dead Man! A Knives Out Mystery is in select theaters now and on Netflix Friday.
21:28We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
21:30Come on.
21:31Welcome home.
21:32What up, what up, Mr. Man?
21:33You better know what love.
21:34Whether you can surprise me.
21:37The cursed queen.
21:38Because I'm from his worst chain.
21:40Yeah.
21:43Our next guest is an Emmy and Grammy-nominated performer who stars in the new film, Merv,
21:49which begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video.
21:52Please welcome Zooey Deschanel!
21:55You're my doll.
21:56You're my doll.
21:57You're my doll.
21:58You're my doll.
21:59You're my doll.
22:00You're my doll.
22:01You're my doll.
22:02You're my doll.
22:03You're my doll.
22:04You're my doll.
22:05You're my doll.
22:06Yes!
22:07You're my doll.
22:08Come on!
22:09I'm so happy you're here.
22:11I'm so happy to be here.
22:13Zoey, we go way back, by the way.
22:15I know.
22:16We did a music video for one of my songs.
22:19Your song was just so good.
22:21Idiot Boyfriend.
22:22Everybody knows it.
22:23Yeah, of course.
22:24Don't sing it all at once.
22:26Don't sing it all at once.
22:27But if you wanted to.
22:28But if you wanted to, we'll do it after the show.
22:31You know it.
22:32I had so much fun hanging out with you.
22:34It's so fun.
22:35I love that.
22:36Was it a long shoot?
22:37It was, like, several days, I think.
22:39Yes, yeah.
22:40It was, like, a long shoot.
22:41It was back when they had budgets for videos.
22:43Yes.
22:44And we did different genres, like Bobby Brown.
22:47Yep.
22:48Prince.
22:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:50Who else did we do?
22:51You were a disco.
22:52Off the Wall kind of.
22:53There was a Michael Jackson off the wall.
22:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:55But it was floating in space in that silver outfit.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Yeah, that was really good.
22:58Oh, my God.
22:59You were the best to work with.
23:00It was so fun.
23:01You were.
23:02No, stop, stop, stop.
23:03You were.
23:04The coolest.
23:06And I always wanted to ask you about this story because I loved you on New Girl as well.
23:11And you have to explain when Prince was on New Girl.
23:21Uh-huh.
23:22What do you want me to explain about it?
23:24Well, how did it happen?
23:25And who called who?
23:26And how does Prince end up on the show?
23:29How did it all go down?
23:30Yeah.
23:31Great question.
23:33Okay, so I get an e-mail, like, out of the blue one day.
23:37Yep.
23:38From an unknown e-mail.
23:40And it's like, hello, I'm manager to legendary artist Prince.
23:45And I was like, this is a joke for sure.
23:48Who got my e-mail?
23:49Who's pranking me?
23:51And so I sent the e-mail along to my agent.
23:54I'm like, this can't be legit.
23:56But just, like, check.
23:57Because if it were Prince, I'd be stoked, of course.
24:01And then he took a few days and he got back to me.
24:04He's like, this is legit.
24:06And, I mean, the body of the letter was like, Prince loves New Girl.
24:11Watching it on tour with his band.
24:14Very invested in Nick and Jess.
24:18Oh, my gosh.
24:20Wants to come on.
24:21He's the best.
24:22He's the best.
24:23And then, so when he came, not only did I then get to do a...
24:28Like, release a single with him, which was a complete surprise to me.
24:33It was a scratch vocal I did for, like, as a prerecord for the set.
24:38And, like, Prince disappeared for, like, six hours.
24:41And he came back and he's like, I mixed it into a single.
24:44Okay?
24:45And then not only that, but I was the one who got a sign.
24:49I have, like, a weird superpower where I'm not, like, afraid to talk
24:52to anyone.
24:53It's not that I'm not intimidated by people, but I can just talk, like, endlessly.
24:58Yeah.
24:59So, they were like, you have to go hang out with Prince.
25:02And I was like, yes.
25:04Watch me.
25:05I will.
25:06So, I went and I, like, I hung out with Prince.
25:09Like, I was, like, his, like, host for the day.
25:11I, like...
25:12What did you talk to him about?
25:13Everything.
25:14Like, pancakes.
25:15Zoe, you are unbelievable.
25:18You are not being serious.
25:20You talked to Prince about pancakes?
25:22Omelets.
25:23Yeah, everything.
25:24Omelets?
25:25Everything.
25:26What do you mean, omelets?
25:27I'll tell you he made omelets with coconut oil.
25:28That's all I know.
25:29Did you ever know that?
25:31I still haven't tried.
25:32Did you know that?
25:33He liked coconut oil?
25:34Yeah.
25:35You knew about...
25:36I did not know about that.
25:37I did not know about coconut oil.
25:38Yeah, and then once he had a guitar, like, he could just play, like, anything.
25:44And he started playing the Tighten Up by Archie Bell and the Drells.
25:48And I go, that's the Tighten Up.
25:50Oh, he goes, what's that?
25:51And I go, Archie Bell and the Drells.
25:53Oh, you would know.
25:54And I knew.
25:55And I was, like, just stoked I knew his reference.
25:58And then I was kind of good with him for the rest of the time.
26:01But you always...
26:02I love that you were like, that's Archie Bell and the Drells.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Tighten Up.
26:06Yeah.
26:07Everybody knows Tighten Up.
26:08You guys know Tighten Up, right?
26:10They have to.
26:11Of course.
26:12Archie Bell and the Drells.
26:13You guys are working out.
26:15We'll talk later.
26:16It's gonna tighten up.
26:19It's gonna tighten up.
26:20It's gonna tighten up.
26:21I didn't do it.
26:23It's gonna tighten up.
26:25Yeah.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Yeah.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Yeah.
26:32Can you hit...
26:33There you go.
26:34Hi, I'm Archie Bell.
26:35This is Drell.
26:36I love that.
26:40So you bond with Prince.
26:42I mean, you guys are like the band version of Prince.
26:47This is incredible.
26:48Yeah, this is like having Prince.
26:49This is like having Prince.
26:50Thank you for telling that story.
26:51Of course.
26:52Let's talk about...
26:54This is the cutest.
26:55Let's talk about Merv.
26:56Oh, my gosh.
26:57Can we describe...
26:58I know.
26:59It's so cute.
27:00Look at Merv.
27:01Now, by the way, how do we explain what Merv is about?
27:05Okay, so it's fairly easy to explain.
27:06Yep.
27:07It's a story of a couple that's broken up, but they share custody of a dog, which happens to a lot of people.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Because dogs are our family, too. And the dog becomes depressed because they're broken up and they have to take the dog on vacation together.
27:33It's so cute.
27:34So it's really cute. And it takes place at Christmas. So it's like not a hard Christmas movie like Elf, where it's like they're going hard at the Christmas.
27:43It's like a soft Christmas movie, like a Love Actually or something like that, where there's like Christmas in the background, kind of.
27:48Yeah.
27:49So it's got Christmassy elements. It's got dog elements. And it has rom-com elements. So...
27:54Come on. What more do you want?
27:57I love it. I love Merv. I want to show a clip. Here's Zooey Deschanel in Merv.
28:03Take a look.
28:04Anna, what are you doing here?
28:05I'm trying to help our dog.
28:07Ow!
28:08When you sent that picture of him looking so sad still, I felt awful. This is because of us.
28:13And if there's anything I can do to help him feel better before his little heart explodes, I will do it.
28:20Like what? Cheering him up with your mere presence? He's probably freaked out you've turned up dressed like some weird lady spy.
28:26First of all, lady spy are just spies, in case you didn't get that memo. And also, I'm dressed like this because I'm allergic to the sun.
28:35Oh, here we go.
28:36You know that. I get hives all over my body.
28:38No, you don't. You don't get hives. You get sunburned.
28:40One full hive.
28:41You get sunburned.
28:42Come on, not in front of Merv! Come on, guys! Zara Deschanel! Merv begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video. More tonight's show after the break. Stick around, everybody!
28:54Now make it!
29:24Now make it!
29:27Our next guest is an entrepreneur, investor, and technology executive best known as the CEO and co-founder of OpenAI, the artificial intelligence research company behind ChatGPT.
29:39Please welcome Sam Altman!
29:42Thank you so much for coming on.
29:56Thanks for having me.
29:57Sam, you've been considered one of the leading figures in AI. You co-founded OpenAI, which led to ChatGPT, which is celebrating three years now.
30:08Yeah.
30:12When all this is happening, first off, what is ChatGPT?
30:16Can we just do that for anyone? My dad is probably watching it.
30:19It's like an AI chatbot. You ask a question, it tells you what to do.
30:22And it tells you what to do. And so it's like Google search, but you made it into more of a thing that you can have a conversation with.
30:29Yeah. You know, it's gotten, like, much smarter over the last three years.
30:32So it used to not do very much. Maybe it used to only do Google search.
30:35And now it can, like, really do a lot of stuff. People are asking it for, like, healthcare advice, how to learn stuff.
30:40Yeah, tell me what are the pros of ChatGPT?
30:44The number of people that reach out to us and are like, I had this crazy health condition.
30:49I couldn't figure out what was going on. I just put my symptoms into ChatGPT and it told me what test to ask the doctor for.
30:54And I got it and I'm cured. Like, that's great. That happens a lot.
30:57Wow. You can definitely learn anything.
30:59Anything?
31:00Pretty much. I haven't found anything I can't learn.
31:02You can do your work way faster. You can use it instead of Google.
31:05You can use it for, like, advice about your life.
31:07People talk about all the people in their life and trying to figure out what to do.
31:10It's the idea is it's like a general purpose sort of life advisor.
31:14Yeah. And I know that you and your husband just had a baby. Congratulations.
31:17We did. Thank you. Yeah. How old?
31:19Thank you. How old is he?
31:21Eight months. Eight months old?
31:22Yeah. Are you loving him?
31:23So much. It's the greatest thing in the world.
31:25I have no non-cliche thing to say, but it is by far so much better than anything anyone tells you.
31:31I am just so incredibly happy.
31:33And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?
31:36I cannot imagine having gone through, like, figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT.
31:40Clearly, people did it for a long time. No problem.
31:42Yes. But...
31:44Yeah, it did.
31:46So I know, like, clearly it was possible.
31:48Yes, it was possible.
31:49But I have relied on it so much.
31:52Yeah.
31:53I mean, it's obviously, like, the most important thing to have in my life.
31:55So it's top of mind and I use it all the time.
31:57But, like, I was...
31:58A couple of months ago, I was at a party.
32:00I was talking to this guy and, you know, we had kids about the same age.
32:03So we were talking about that.
32:04And, you know, he was like, oh, you know, what's your kid doing?
32:07Normal conversation.
32:08And he's like, yeah, these, you know, six months old, once they start crawling, it's everywhere.
32:13They go everywhere.
32:14And I was like, my six-month-old can't crawl yet.
32:16And he was like, you sure, like, you know, maybe...
32:18He's like, you sure about that? You think he's okay?
32:20And I was like...
32:21I was like, well, I think he's, like, about to start.
32:23I'm sure he's doing fine.
32:24And, by the way, I bet my kid can do a lot of things.
32:25Yours can't.
32:26So it's all right.
32:28But then I, like, ran to the bathroom.
32:30And I was like, do I need to take my kid to, like, the doctor tomorrow morning?
32:33Is this okay?
32:34Should every kid be able to walk at six months?
32:36Yeah, yeah, crawl.
32:37And...
32:38I mean, yours can't.
32:40No, no.
32:41Yours, yeah.
32:42Mine walked at six.
32:43Yeah.
32:44But...
32:45Mine was on Dancing with the Stars at seven months.
32:47There we go.
32:48Semi-finalists, no big deal.
32:50But it was a really...
32:52I got this, like, great answer back, which was, like, of course it's normal.
32:55Of course you don't need to go to the doctor.
32:57You know, parents do all these sorts of things.
33:00And by the way...
33:01And it's personalized.
33:02Like, ChatGPT gets to know you.
33:04And, you know, by the way, you're the CEO of OpenAI.
33:07You probably are around, like, all these high-achieving people.
33:09Maybe you don't want to, like, project that onto your kid.
33:11And you should just, like, relax, and he'll be fine.
33:13And, you know, whatever.
33:14And I was like, oh, okay.
33:15What about ChatGPT now?
33:16What is the cons?
33:17What are we worried about?
33:20What are the things that people don't like about it?
33:23I mean, a long list of things.
33:26But one of the things that I'm worried about
33:30is just the rate of change that's happening in the world right now.
33:33You know, this is a three-year-old technology.
33:35No other technology has ever been adopted by the world this fast.
33:39It is a truly general purpose thing.
33:42The same thing that can figure out how to go cure a bunch of diseases
33:45can be used in a bunch of negative ways.
33:48The rate at which jobs will change over may be pretty fast.
33:51I have no doubt that we'll figure out all new jobs to do
33:54and sort of, I hope, much better jobs.
33:57But the speed at which this is happening
33:59as this just sort of, like, barrels through society
34:02and making sure that we introduce this to the world
34:05in a responsible way where people have time to adapt,
34:08to give input, to figure out how to do this.
34:09Yeah.
34:10You could imagine that, us getting that wrong.
34:12Yeah. And are people on it?
34:14Yeah. Like, again, this has gone really well so far.
34:18Better than I would have thought.
34:19If you look at the trajectory of the last three years,
34:21we have integrated this into our lives, into society.
34:24People use it in all sorts of really great ways.
34:27And we've been able to get, so far, a lot of the benefits.
34:31And I think we've done a good, thoughtful job as a society
34:34of mitigating the downsides.
34:36But we're still feeling our way through this.
34:38And I'm sure as the intelligence keeps ramping,
34:41there will be a lot more to come.
34:42And when do you think, like, it's all going to be, like,
34:45perfected?
34:47I hope never.
34:49You know, I hope just we have a relent...
34:52We as the human species, we have this relentless drive
34:55to improve and make things better and to want more
34:57and to do more and to create more.
34:59And I hope that keeps going forever.
35:00But if you just look at how far it's come, even this year,
35:04in 2025, you know, we started this year with these models
35:07that could do a little bit of math.
35:08By the end of the year, we're doing better math
35:12than our best mathematicians at our most difficult competitions.
35:14And what's the biggest thing you see happening out of ChatGPT
35:19in the next five years?
35:21Five years is a long time.
35:23In five years, I think a lot.
35:25Next year, I hope we'll start to see these models really make
35:28small but important new scientific discoveries.
35:31And in five years, I hope they're curing diseases.
35:34Thank you so much for coming on and talking about this stuff.
35:37I appreciate this.
35:38And please hug that little baby.
35:40I will do that.
35:41Sam Altman, everybody.
35:42We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
35:44Stick around.
35:54This morning, buddy, sing the soundtrack.
35:56Catch your hands while coming on.
36:00Performing Fall Moon from their new self-titled album,
36:04please welcome St. Paul and the Broken Boats!
36:23You love me, and you're always dead, and you're always real,
36:31and I'm running on.
36:33Don't worry, maybe I'll fix it the next song.
36:38Just kidding, please let me be the smarter one for all at once.
36:44Don't stop reading till you hear what's got me on.
36:48Love me as a married boy in that final.
36:53Well, the spring, your summertime, your beauty shines through.
36:59I can't wait to get old and just talk to you.
37:04Oh, I miss you, baby.
37:06Oh, I miss you, baby.
37:09I hope that I made you smile just a tiny bit for a little while.
37:26God knows it is a Monday I just want some.
37:31It's hard in a pretty way to tell you why I love you so.
37:36Don't stop reading this last slide one more time.
37:41Love me as a married boy in that final.
37:46Well, the spring, your summertime, your beauty shines through.
37:51I can't wait to get old and just talk to you.
37:56Oh, I miss you, baby.
37:59Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:01Oh, I need y'all to clap with me.
38:04Oh.
38:07No, I miss you.
38:09Oh, I miss you.
38:11Join me, baby.
38:25Oh, I miss you.
38:27Love me.
38:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
38:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:29Oh, oh, oh, oh
39:35Come on now
39:41That is how you do it
39:43Thank you
39:44That is how you do it
39:45St. Paul and the Broken Bones
39:48Catch him on tour now
39:50We'll be right back
39:51Everybody
39:52Tell me why, tell me so
39:55You ask me to go high
39:56I tell you, it'll go low, uh.
40:00I wanna see you muck in the air, can you dig it?
40:03Yeah, let's sing the song, nigga.
40:06My thanks to Mira Tunis, Zooey Deschanel, Sam Altman,
40:12St. Paul and the Broken Bones once again!
40:17And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:22Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:25Good night, everybody!
40:26Get involved, better get involved, get, get, get involved.
40:32Get into it.
40:34Do it!
40:38Uh-huh.
40:41Set.
40:44Get into it!
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