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Please excuse the LQ audio. Anyways, here is Royger Short's King Features Nightmare profiling "Defenders of The Earth". Includes a TD where the opening cutscene from "Link: The Faces of Evil" lags too much!

UPDATE (05/30/2021): "Defenders!"
-This LSN is now part of The CLGFan Restoration Project Part 2! Want to see more? Just click on the subject!

This video belongs to Royger Short.
Transcript
00:00He don't believe in shooting stars
00:30He don't believe in shooting stars
01:00He don't believe in shooting stars
01:30He don't believe in shooting stars
01:59He don't believe in shooting stars
02:29He don't believe in shooting stars
04:00That's dumb.
04:03Television presentation.
04:06This way.
04:08This way.
04:09Get him.
04:11YouTube poop.
04:12Where they smoke, they pinch back.
04:15Gee, it sure is boring around here.
04:20My boy, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.
04:24Or...
04:25I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
04:33Your majesty.
04:35Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Corridor.
04:40I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
04:41Hmm.
04:42How can we, we, we, we, we, we, we help?
04:45It is written.
04:46Only Link can defeat Ganon.
04:51Great.
04:52I'll grab my...
04:53Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
04:56There is no time.
04:57Your sword is enough.
04:59How about a kiss for luck.
05:03You've got to be cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, caring.
05:09Quack!
05:10Quack!
05:11Quack!
05:12We're all fupp, fupp, fupp, fupp, fupp.
05:15Wow. What are all those heads?
05:22These are the faces of evil.
05:30I guess I better get going.
05:39Here is the map.
05:44Where do you wish to go?
05:56But he believes in shoes and cars.
05:59Wood floors in the new apartment.
06:02Couture from the stores department.
06:05You more like a load of started.
06:07I'm more of a sister-fuck.
06:09I'm more of a sister-fuck.
06:14I'm more of a sister-fuck.
06:19I'm more of a sister-fuck.
06:25Transcription by CastingWords
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