Royger's King Features Nightmare

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(Description from Anish Jois.)  Please excuse the LQ audio. Anyways, here is Royger Short's King Features Nightmare profiling "Defenders of The Earth". Includes a TD where the opening cutscene from "Link: The Faces of Evil" lags too much!  UPDATE (05/30/2021): "Defenders!" -This LSN is now part of The CLGFan Restoration Project Part 2! Want to see more? Just click on the subject!  This video belongs to Royger Short.

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00:00He don't believe in shooting stars

00:30He don't believe in shooting stars

01:00He don't believe in shooting stars

01:30He don't believe in shooting stars

01:59He don't believe in shooting stars

02:29He don't believe in shooting stars

04:00That's dumb.

04:03Television presentation.

04:06This way.

04:08This way.

04:09Get him.

04:11YouTube poop.

04:12Where they smoke, they pinch back.

04:15Gee, it sure is boring around here.

04:20My boy, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.

04:24Or...

04:25I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

04:33Your majesty.

04:35Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Corridor.

04:40I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

04:41Hmm.

04:42How can we, we, we, we, we, we, we help?

04:45It is written.

04:46Only Link can defeat Ganon.

04:51Great.

04:52I'll grab my...

04:53Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

04:56There is no time.

04:57Your sword is enough.

04:59How about a kiss for luck.

05:03You've got to be cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, caring.

05:09Quack!

05:10Quack!

05:11Quack!

05:12We're all fupp, fupp, fupp, fupp, fupp.

05:15Wow. What are all those heads?

05:22These are the faces of evil.

05:30I guess I better get going.

05:39Here is the map.

05:44Where do you wish to go?

05:56But he believes in shoes and cars.

05:59Wood floors in the new apartment.

06:02Couture from the stores department.

06:05You more like a load of started.

06:07I'm more of a sister-fuck.

06:09I'm more of a sister-fuck.

06:14I'm more of a sister-fuck.

06:19I'm more of a sister-fuck.

06:25Transcription by CastingWords

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