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01:51We can get a taxi in two minutes.
01:53I'm old enough.
01:54I'm not a kid.
01:55No, you don't.
01:56You're not crossing Lanzar on your own this time of night.
01:58I'm sorry, this is just how it is.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:05So, why are you with soldiers?
02:10Well, because sometimes with an oil spill there might be arguments.
02:21Thanks.
02:34Sorry about this.
02:36Can't be helped, I suppose.
02:38You're doing a bloody job.
02:39Sorry, ma'am.
02:40When are you back?
02:41Oh, I can't tell our texture.
02:43Surgeon's about the party.
02:45Who's there?
02:46Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah, and Stanley.
02:48Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he?
02:50See ya.
02:54Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:57You've broken so many rules.
02:59I know.
03:00And I want to say, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:04If you can't drink, don't.
03:06I checked.
03:08Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:11He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:15Is that what he says?
03:16Yup.
03:20What's the thing about Roger Trevithick?
03:21Did that come from HR?
03:22How should I know?
03:23General.
03:24Sergeant Shackeray.
03:25Welcome aboard.
03:26And you are?
03:27Oh, Barclay Pierre DuPont, sir.
03:28I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:29Oh, the civilian.
03:30Read and assess.
03:31I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick.
03:32Did that come from HR?
03:33General.
03:34Sergeant Shackeray.
03:35Welcome aboard.
03:36And you are?
03:37Oh, Barclay Pierre DuPont, sir.
03:38I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:39Oh, the civilian.
03:40Read and assess.
03:41I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick.
03:42Did that come from HR?
03:43Barclay Pierre DuPont.
03:44Does that surname make you French?
03:45Yeah, my father's side.
03:46Trevian.
03:47Oh, come on.
03:48Barclay.
03:49I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick.
03:50Did that come from HR?
03:51Barclay Pierre DuPont.
03:52Does that surname make you French?
03:54Uh, yeah.
03:55My father's side.
03:56Trevian.
03:57Oh, come on.
04:02Barclay.
04:03Oh.
04:05Hiya.
04:06Pierre Pinnett.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I'm replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Okay.
04:13We arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:15From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:18The village is called Cala Escondida.
04:20Designated prime location.
04:22There's a lot to take in.
04:23So I suggest you make a start.
04:36Sonny.
04:43Wow.
04:48The thing about Roger Trevithick.
04:49The...
04:50I replaced him.
05:03Only one time.
05:04Back in 2020.
05:05His wife was having a baby.
05:06It was premature and he had to rush off.
05:07And I just happened to be there.
05:08So all I had to do was answer his phone.
05:09Which didn't even ring.
05:10And so that was that.
05:11But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:12How was the baby?
05:13Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:14The thing is...
05:15I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:17Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:18I get like, memos.
05:19I mean there's one time I even got tickets to Japan and I'd email him, I'd say.
05:22Look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:23Look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:24Look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:25I'd say, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:26as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:31But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:35Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan
05:39and I'd email them.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:44So?
05:44So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great team.
05:50Ten.
05:52You're ten.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:56I work in transport.
05:57I just booked the taxis.
06:25All troops.
06:26As of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:38Village evacuated.
06:39Border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
06:41This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:43They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:00They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:14Sort of the whole.
07:24Decontamination in Progress.
07:27Decontamination in Progress.
07:32General.
07:43General.
07:44General.
07:45Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:48Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:51They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:54Hold it up, the monster from the deep.
08:02We saw it online, declared it a hoax, flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
08:07But it's quite defined.
08:09It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:13Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils, but we're better than that now.
08:20Let's say, uh, Homo aqua.
08:24We think their species branched off from tenospondyls, which means the correct name is Homo spondylorectus.
08:30I say Homo aqua.
08:32Because that's what it looks like.
08:34Do we have a sex?
08:36Difficult to say.
08:37The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, which is found on both male and female.
08:42What about the neck?
08:43Was there a pearl?
08:46Plain and simple.
08:49Nothing artificial.
08:51Calcium carbonate.
08:53Sixty percent teragonite, forty percent calcite.
08:56Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
08:59Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl.
09:06It might be simple decoration.
09:08Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
09:10But every pearl gets analyzed.
09:13And we found nothing.
09:13No technology.
09:15No inscription.
09:16But still doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:22The pearl is always located at the base of the throat, actually embedded in the skin.
09:28We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir.
09:36The use of pearls as jewelry.
09:39It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, dissolved it in vinegar, and drank it in front of Mark Antony.
09:46Could be useful to file that.
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir.
09:51Yes, sir.
09:52Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:56Thank you, Miss Soho.
09:56I think your team could stand out.
09:58Right now.
09:58Talk it out.
09:59Yes, sergeant.
09:59Yes, sergeant.
10:00Pass me that.
10:02Bring in the case with death.
10:03Excuse me.
10:04Can we have a nap?
10:04No.
10:05No.
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10:18No.
10:43Charge him up.
10:45Coffee, sir.
10:47You're welcome.
10:48Cheers.
10:57I just wonder what they're doing here.
10:59I mean, it's a pond, the Mediterranean.
11:01It's got no depth.
11:03January 2020, there was an avalanche, underwater, lasting two days off the west coast of Africa,
11:09spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
11:11Massive event.
11:13All hidden under the sea.
11:15You think it was them?
11:17Seven communications cables.
11:19Which I think is significant.
11:22They're waking up.
11:24Now the world is two-thirds water.
11:27It's us against them.
11:29Well, I think they heard that.
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation post.
11:50We said hello.
11:51We said hello.
11:52Well, can we use our phones yet?
11:53No.
11:54No.
11:55No.
11:56No.
11:57No.
11:58No.
11:59No.
12:00No.
12:01No.
12:02No.
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12:05No.
12:06No.
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12:08No.
12:09No.
12:10No.
12:19No.
12:20No.
12:21Can we use our phones yet?
12:22No.
12:44No, no, no. It's a true story. That's why people die.
12:47Most common domestic accident, they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:52Well, you go like this. As you fall, you starfish, yeah?
12:55It jams you into the stairwell, you stop falling.
12:57But who is going to remember that? You're falling. You don't think...
13:00What do I do? What kind of fish?
13:03That's the point. No one remembers. So you die!
13:17Anyway, right, do you take sugar?
13:20No, thanks.
13:23Whoa!
13:24What the...
13:25What?
13:26What's all this?
13:27What's wrong? Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking bloody out.
13:29Careful!
13:30Is it chemicals?
13:31Whoa!
13:32Oh, I...
13:35What is it?
13:36I don't know.
13:38I don't know.
13:41I don't know.
13:46Oh, no, no, no. Hold on to me.
13:48Come on!
13:50Get back!
13:51Get back!
13:52That's all!
13:53Oh, no.
13:54Get back!
13:55Jesus!
13:56We need help!
13:57We need help!
13:58Get back!
13:59Go!
14:08Please!
14:21Move!
14:22Go!
14:23Go!
14:24Go!
14:26Go!
14:27What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to see once you...
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They're gone, sir.
14:44What do you mean?
14:46Everything's gone.
14:57Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03They were just seconds away. They can't have got far.
15:17Hold on! Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place spare.
15:21Where did everything go? Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
15:26We can search the village, sir.
15:30Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report.
15:39Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:42Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:02Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:09Patter and David finally report.
16:09Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:11Alan?
16:26What's that?
16:28Huh?
16:30What you say?
16:41It was 28.
16:53I wanted to say sorry. You had to see that.
16:56You got the wrong one.
16:57That was your first death. I'm sorry.
16:59No. I'm here by mistake. Okay?
17:03I haven't got clearance. I'm grade 10. I work in transport. I'm a clerk.
17:08You were meant to have Roger Trubivic, right?
17:11I've just ended up here by mistake. I shouldn't be here.
17:14Are you saying you're here by accident?
17:19Yes, sir.
17:23And that, I suspect, is how history is made.
17:27One great big chain of mistakes.
17:31But still, the unit protocol states
17:34at times of historical or cultural or political impact,
17:38a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
17:43And they could not be more civilian than you.
17:49Too late to turn back now, Barclay.
17:52Welcome aboard.
17:54Typical military intelligence.
18:00I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at St Andrews for three years to get here.
18:05You blundered in by mistake.
18:10Yeah.
18:13I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
18:17But I met the doctor once.
18:18No way.
18:22Last year in the tower he said hello and then he...
18:25And off he went.
18:29What was he like?
18:34Just like...
18:36He's vivid.
18:37You know?
18:38It's just this tiny little moment that...
18:46I think about it every second of every day.
18:55That creature, what was it?
18:59The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien life forms but...
19:06This species is an alien.
19:09They're from Earth.
19:10They were...
19:11Here before us.
19:13But...
19:15What did they die out?
19:17They hibernated.
19:19Underground.
19:20And this was when the Earth was...
19:22Young because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in.
19:25Sometimes proof is found and we hide it.
19:30What for?
19:32Think about it.
19:33They were here first.
19:36Millions of years ago.
19:38So...
19:39The planet belongs to them.
19:41Technically, we inherited their world.
19:43But...
19:44If they're not dead...
19:48What if they want it back?
19:52Post-6-18!
19:54We're at night!
19:55We have a life form!
19:57Let's go!
20:03You're the civilian witness.
20:04You record everything.
20:05That could be your testimony if we get killed.
20:06If we get...
20:07If we get what?
20:08What's that what's that civilian witness you record everything that could be your testimony if we get killed
20:38and my command arms down how are we on translation aligned and running three two one ready to calibrate
21:04as soon as it talks we can capture the sound
21:09running translations
21:26we are calibrated ready to go
21:36my name is general austin pierce
21:42i represent the unified military task force of the combined nations of the dry lands of earth
21:55and i welcome you into diplomatic concord
21:58concord is a big concept sorry can we think of another word please
22:07meeting
22:08i welcome you into this diplomatic meeting
22:13you killed us
22:25oh god oh no
22:26you then took two lives
22:30and now i suggest we stop
22:36agreed
22:45i hope we can meet in peace
22:51agreed
22:55and learn from each other
22:56agreed
23:00and work to forge a friendship between the land
23:03and the sea
23:05is that agreed
23:10agreed
23:11all right
23:12but
23:20we do not
23:26agree
23:28we do not agree with
23:35we would talk to all your animals
23:42humans
23:43we would talk to all humanity
23:45no sorry sir it's it's not wood in the conditional tense sir it's we all talk
23:55all all of us
23:58oh my god
24:01it means
24:04all of them
24:06repeat the declaration of peace
24:13yeah i know
24:14i say again
24:19we come
24:23in peace
24:26we all talk is a layered statement there's another concept embedded
24:51could you say it again please
24:52don't refer to them as male
24:53i ask you to
24:55repeat your previous statement
24:57for translation
24:59we are talking to the whole world
25:07we are talking to the whole world
25:10right now
25:12present tense
25:14what do they mean in what way
25:17it's happening all over the world
25:39humanity reacts to the simple fact
26:09the species that came before us
26:10that's welcome
26:11the whole world
26:13so
26:15Oh
26:45And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:15The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind you.
27:45That's the construction that's being called the waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that. That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:04Ah?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:12Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. Hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:18Like I said.
28:18You did not. Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, but these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondyls.
28:39All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh, because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, homo aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them, the gay waters.
28:48That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:53So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing?
28:56Ah, it's just, you know, just more admin.
28:58General Austin Pierce in grid B-2, seat 1. Morning, everyone.
29:24Very good morning to you, General Pierce, and to everyone, for the record and for history.
29:31My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
29:35UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and outside all countries, borders, governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity, but today we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of our kindred species.
29:55To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate.
30:02Extraordinary days.
30:04It's been a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:07Now we've got new people.
30:09White House online.
30:10Confirmed.
30:11All of the people Beijing.
30:13Confirmed.
30:14National Congress of Brazil.
30:16Confirmed.
30:16We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
30:18And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now.
30:23Apparently he had the lobster thermidor last night, against our advice.
30:27Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:29Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
30:30Let's concentrate.
30:31Eyes on the task.
30:32Pardon me, ma'am.
30:33General.
30:34Good to see you, sir.
30:37Very special day.
30:38Absolutely.
30:40Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
30:42Are we ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding.
30:44See is checked and secure.
30:47A-16 has been fixed.
30:49You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:52You've got quite a crowd.
30:54All under control.
30:55Ma'am, we have a press drone.
30:57Ready for that.
30:58Take them out.
30:59Wait.
30:59What was that?
31:05How gross are you drawing?
31:06Did they see us?
31:07What way glass?
31:08Did you read anything?
31:08My family don't know where I am.
31:10They'd flip.
31:11Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
31:14Very well done.
31:18That's Roger Trevetic.
31:20Prepare tank activation.
31:23Positions and good luck to us all.
31:25To confirm, the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:27All stations at gold standard.
31:28Thank you, if you could not interrupt.
31:29We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:35Good, good.
31:36Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:37Initiate tank activation.
31:39And flood the tank.
31:42Open seals one, two, three.
31:45Open seals four, five.
31:57Take it up to 100 psi.
31:59Open seals six, seven, eight.
32:06Well compromised!
32:07Move the error!
32:09Section 45 compromised.
32:10System compromised.
32:11Emergency teams.
32:13Five, eight, five!
32:15Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:37940,000 litres.
32:39Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:41Thank you, ma'am.
32:42Now, are we ready?
32:44Let's welcome our guests.
32:46Open water lock one.
32:54Looks like we have six life forms.
32:58And a seventh.
33:00Four homospondyl erectus.
33:01A.K.A. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown life form.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:08Three different life forms in total.
33:11General peers to all troops.
33:13Rate status.
33:14Confirm.
33:14Red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:22And here they come.
33:22Two unknown life forms entering.
33:46Two unknown life forms entering.
33:46It's just...
33:55It's just...
34:08What do we say?
34:13What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Piscimorpha Grandis.
34:17Welcome to Piscimorpha Grandis.
34:19Does that mean big fish?
34:21Yup.
34:22Focus. Thank you.
34:31That's the signal for the airlock.
34:34Third life form approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
34:43Open the doors.
34:45Activating airlock pumps.
34:53Airlock at core capacity.
35:00De-contamination in progress.
35:02And the next door has to be replaced.
35:04Buy Weckern.
35:05The third door has to be identified.
35:06I'm leaving a door.
35:07All right.
35:08Di-contamination in progress.
35:09I'll see you.
35:10Bye.
35:11We'll see you next time.
35:12Be best.
35:43I'd say homomorphosapiens, or to simplify, homo amphibio.
35:57Amazing.
35:59They killed two of us, remember?
36:02We killed them.
36:03That's all this is for, to bring peace.
36:07Ready with translations.
36:09I'm running.
36:10Ready to go.
36:11Sir Jonathan?
36:13Good luck.
36:21I bid you welcome, on behalf of the human race.
36:29I stand here as...
36:31We do not need translation.
36:33Did we learn their language?
36:35No, we did not.
36:36Save the comments.
36:37Well, your English is excellent.
36:41Me is voily the same as she is a kid.
36:45That's Russian.
36:47Na deus, na se se objistva mogud integrir, my son.
36:52I'll play it, old man.
36:53I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world, that we call Earth.
36:59It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin, that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you, and I bring you, and I bring you a gift, rhododendron nivale, the dwarf snow rhododendron, a flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest, four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:26Now, it carries a scent, or a flavor, an essence, that you will have never known before.
37:34Would you, um...
37:38This is given with respect, and the hope of peace between our species.
37:53We have a gift for you.
37:56My children.
38:08My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil, and poison, and excrement.
38:21Skip to 16.
38:22Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:24I must state, with vigor, that we recognize the problem, that our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:35Well, I...
38:36I am Ambassador, Sir Jonathan Hines.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:43We would speak...
38:46with him.
38:47Me?
38:55Who the hell is he?
38:57Well, he's...
38:57nothing.
38:58He's no one.
38:59He...
38:59He's part of the team.
39:01He's the witness.
39:02He's the mistake.
39:03He was there by mistake.
39:04Give me intel on him.
39:05Now!
39:06Yes, ma'am.
39:07No!
39:08Sorry.
39:09No, no.
39:09You got the wrong man.
39:12You showed respect.
39:23Uh...
39:25No, that's just...
39:26That's just a thing.
39:27You respected...
39:29our fallen kin...
39:30when no others did.
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on.
39:35I'm not even religious.
39:36But we saw your kindness.
39:41And we see you.
39:46Will you stand as Ambassador?
39:49And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
39:56Okay.
39:57Okay.
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