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00:00Confidence. Perfectly styled hair after an 18-hour day.
00:05But how are they in the real world?
00:08Well, I'd like to run some tests.
00:10Tonight, we've assembled a clinical trial of three actual doctors and five actors who play one on TV.
00:17One could win up to a million dollars for charity, but the others?
00:22This might sting a little bit.
00:25Tonight, on Celebrity Weekend.
00:30Welcome to Celebrity Weekend.
00:41Doctors. Pretend doctors.
00:44Let the home viewers know which is which.
00:49Hi, I'm Tori DeVito, and I was Dr. Natalie Manning on Chicago Med.
00:54Hi, I'm Dr. Terry Dubrow, a.k.a. Dr. Guinea Pig.
00:58I'm Cal Penn, and I played Dr. Lawrence Kuttner on House.
01:04I'm Sandra Lee, but you probably know me more as Dr. Pimple Popper.
01:08Hey, I'm Ron Engel, and I played Dr. Max Goodwin on New Amsterdam.
01:15Hey, I'm Jason George, and you probably know me as Dr. Ben Warren from Grey's Anatomy.
01:20I'm dermatologist Dr. Will Kirby.
01:24Hey, I'm Hill Harper, and I played Dr. Marcus Andrews on The Good Doctor.
01:29One hundred years of modern medicine, still no cure for awkward.
01:38Now, you know how this works.
01:40I'll ask you questions one at a time.
01:42If you string together eight correct answers, you will win the top prize for the round.
01:46However, one wrong answer will break the chain, and faster than you can say, stat, that money is gone.
01:53But if you press your button and say, bank, before your question is asked, well, that money is safe, and you start a new chain.
02:00In this round, the top prize is worth $25,000.
02:05And we'll start with Tori.
02:07It's time to play The Weakest Link.
02:12Start the clock.
02:13Tori, founded in 1912, what youth organization has become known for selling Samoas, Tagalongs, and Thin Mints?
02:23Thin Mints?
02:24Oh, um, uh, oh, um, I have no idea.
02:28The Girl Scouts.
02:29Yes.
02:30Dr. Dubrow, what five-foot-tall singer has an album appropriately titled Short and Sweet with the jolting hit Espresso?
02:39Serena, I mean, Carpenter, Carpenter.
02:41I'll accept.
02:42Cal.
02:43Thanks.
02:44On your screen, this child is getting a workout on the playground equipment named for what animal?
02:49Oh, come on!
02:51Come on, it's right.
02:52The barbells, that's not it.
02:54No, monkey.
02:56Dr. Sandra, Neil Patrick Harris was 15 years old when he landed the title role as what TV doctor?
03:02Doogie Howser.
03:02Correct.
03:03Ryan, what U.S. government body is known as SCOTUS, for short?
03:08Uh, Senate.
03:09Nope, the Supreme Court.
03:10Nah, yeah.
03:11Jason, what football word that means knock down the guy with the ball is also a term for fishing gear?
03:18Tackle.
03:18Correct.
03:18Dr. Will.
03:19Bank.
03:20What D word refers to a house split into two apartments with separate entrances for each?
03:27Duplex.
03:28Correct.
03:28Hill.
03:29Bank.
03:29What floppy-eared cartoon character shares his name with the celestial body that was downgraded to a dwarf planet in 2006?
03:39Dumbo.
03:39Nope, Pluto.
03:41Tori.
03:42Oh, I can't.
03:43D.C. or M.C.U.
03:45Which is a type of electrical current?
03:48M.C.U.
03:48Oh, come on.
03:49D.C.
03:50Oh, come on.
03:50Dr. Dubrow.
03:52Though you wouldn't want him operating on you, Theodore Geisel wrote more than 40 children's books under what pen name?
03:58Dr. Seuss.
03:59That is correct.
04:00Cal.
04:01Bank.
04:01What star of taxi driver might now be a carpool driver after becoming a father for the seventh time at age 79?
04:09Danny DeVito.
04:10No, Robert Gennaro.
04:11Yep.
04:11Dr. Seuss.
04:12Breasts or drumsticks?
04:14Which is Ringo Starr best known for holding?
04:17Drumsticks.
04:18You got it.
04:19Ryan.
04:20A trademark of the Moralo Corporation, what word is used generically for a type of paste that fills cracks in walls?
04:27Uh, quick seal.
04:32Nope.
04:33Spackle.
04:34Jason.
04:37Time is up.
04:39Hmm.
04:40The answers aren't so easy to come by when they're not in a script, are they?
04:45Out of a possible $25,000, you banked a not that bright $4,000.
04:51That's bad.
04:52That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
04:57Who's about to hear, the doctor is out?
05:01It's time to vote off the weakest link.
05:07For a bunch of doctors, this group turned in a rather sickly performance.
05:12Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Sandra pulled their weight, answering both of their questions correctly.
05:18But Jason was the only player without a medical degree to get a question right.
05:23Tori, Cal, and Ryan went a combined 0 for 6.
05:26Who will our doctors transplant to the green room?
05:30The voting is complete.
05:34Tori, you auditioned for a game show and didn't get on it.
05:37What game show was that?
05:38The weakest link.
05:39Come on, you auditioned?
05:41I was the weakest link on the phone.
05:43On the phone before you even got here.
05:44I didn't even make it to the show.
05:45Who would you like to get rid of in this round?
05:48Ryan.
05:48Well, you actually got something right for the first time in this game.
05:53Ryan was the statistical weakest link.
05:56Now, Ryan, you played Dr. Max Goodwin on New Amsterdam.
06:00Yeah.
06:01But you have a medical connection in real life.
06:03What is it?
06:04My family.
06:05My sister's a nurse.
06:07Mom's a dermatologist.
06:08Dad's a podiatrist.
06:09So I'm surrounded.
06:10They must have been thrilled that you played a doctor, too.
06:12Once I made my first paycheck, they were like, okay, go for it.
06:15Yeah, you go do it.
06:17Well, on the show, you fired a lot of doctors.
06:19Who are you going to fire here?
06:20Oh, gosh.
06:21This is irony.
06:22I feel terrible.
06:23It's sweet, sweet, Tori.
06:24We're even.
06:25There's someone else who did poorly in that round.
06:28Hill.
06:29Yes.
06:30Where did you go to school, Hill?
06:31I went to undergrad at Brown and grad school at Harvard.
06:34You smarty pants.
06:35Let's talk about a real accomplishment, Hill.
06:38Okay.
06:39You were the sexiest man alive twice.
06:41Not on the cover, of course, but you were one of the sexiest people alive.
06:46People magazine, 2004 and 2014.
06:49I missed 2024.
06:51You got a lot going on, Hill.
06:52Hill, I understand you had trouble sleeping.
06:55I had trouble.
06:55I had trouble sleeping last night.
06:57You kept appearing in my dream.
07:00Really?
07:00I'm going to get kicked off, and then you'd say something like, Hill, you were a surgeon
07:04on the good doctor.
07:05Someone must have busted surgery on your brain.
07:07You are the weakest link.
07:08Goodbye.
07:09You guys, cut that joke.
07:13All right, kids.
07:14It's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
07:22Ryan.
07:26Hill.
07:29Tori.
07:32Hill.
07:35Tori.
07:38Tori.
07:42Hill.
07:45Dr. Dubrow.
07:46Well, we have a tie.
07:52Hill and Tori each received three votes.
07:55That means the strongest link from the last round will cast the deciding vote.
08:01And in this round, though you tried to kick him off, the strongest link was Dr. Dubrow.
08:07Oh, Dr. Dubrow.
08:08Thank God a real doctor is in charge.
08:11You voted for Hill.
08:12Would you like to stick with that vote, or would you like to switch to Tori?
08:18Well, this is a tough one, but you're just too good looking, you went to Harvard, and
08:24you mispronounced my name, so I hate you.
08:28Hill.
08:29Who had a tough time sleeping last night?
08:31Your nightmare has just come true.
08:34With three votes, you are the weakest link.
08:37Goodbye.
08:38Goodbye.
08:38Goodbye.
08:41Bye.
08:42The real doctors decided to target me, so they voted me off.
08:47We off the sexiest man alive.
08:48I feel good about that.
08:50Dr. Dubrow, very proud of the fact that you are able to fix box surgeries, but you botched
08:56your vote.
09:06Welcome back to Celebrity Wake or Sleep.
09:09We've got a medical mashup of actors and doctors, and so far, their vitals are weak.
09:19You've banked $4,000 out of a possible $25,000, but in this round, you can add $50,000 to that
09:28total.
09:28Ten seconds are coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the
09:33last round, and that's Dr. Dubrow.
09:35Let's play The Weakest Link.
09:40Start the clock.
09:42Dr. Dubrow, more than 130 million people watched Drake get dissed during the 2025 Super Bowl halftime
09:49show by what rap artist?
09:52Travis Scott?
09:53Nope.
09:54Kendrick Lamar.
09:54Cal.
09:55What L word is a type of jacket varsity athletes wear on campus to show school pride?
10:02Varsity jacket?
10:03Nope.
10:04Letterman jacket.
10:04Right.
10:05Dr. Sandra, the illustration on your screen is a representation of the structure of what
10:10molecule?
10:11DNA.
10:12Correct.
10:12Ryan, in 14th century English folklore, what hero and his merry men were said to have robbed
10:18from the rich to give to the poor?
10:20Robin Hood.
10:21Correct.
10:22Jason.
10:22Thanks.
10:23Mike Tyson or Neil deGrasse Tyson?
10:26Who did influencer-turned-boxer Jake Paul punch in the face in a live streaming event?
10:31Mike Tyson.
10:31You got it.
10:32Dr. Will, you may call yourself an M.D., but which state has the postal abbreviation M.D.?
10:38Maryland.
10:38That is correct.
10:40Tori.
10:40Bang.
10:41If a guy is petting his wiener dog, he's actually stroking what breed?
10:46Uh, uh, a schnau- schnau- uh, oh, I forget.
10:49Dachshund.
10:50Dr. Dubrow, what Q word would Katniss Everdeen most likely carry her arrows in?
10:56Guiver.
10:57Correct.
10:57Cal.
10:57Every kindergartner knows that purple is created by mixing blue with what other primary color?
11:03Green?
11:04Nope.
11:04Red.
11:05Dr. Sandra.
11:07Dr. Spock or Mr. Spock, who was widely regarded as a trusted source for parenting advice?
11:13Mr. Spock.
11:14No.
11:14Dr. Spock.
11:15No, you don't get it.
11:16Ryan, you might say Grand Slam, thank you, ma'am, when ordering the iconic breakfast at
11:22what chain?
11:23IHOP.
11:24Nope, Denny.
11:25Jason, kids annoy everyone else at the pool when loudly playing what tag-like game named
11:30for a 13th century Italian?
11:32Marco Polo.
11:33That is correct.
11:33Dr. Will.
11:34Bang.
11:35On your screen, this singer and this distilled wine share what-
11:38Brandy.
11:38Whoa, I have to finish the question.
11:40Share what name?
11:42Brandy.
11:43That is correct.
11:43Time's up.
11:47Well, I offered you a McDreamy $50,000 and you banked a pile of McSteaming $6,000.
11:56That brings your total bank to $10,000.
11:59That money goes on to the next round, but one of you is off the teamy.
12:03Who just earned their MD for most disappointing?
12:08It's time to vote off the weakest link.
12:13After another subpar performance, these doctors may be looking for a second opinion.
12:21The biggest disappointment has been Cal Penn.
12:24For a smart guy, he's missed some really easy questions.
12:27Unless it's his strategy so he isn't seen as a threat.
12:30The strongest link this round was Dr. Will.
12:34How will this clinical conundrum play out?
12:37The voting is complete.
12:41Dr. Dubrow, what did you do yesterday?
12:45I operated all day.
12:47All day?
12:47I did three really difficult surgeries.
12:50Let's talk about botch.
12:51It's a show we take people who have had unfortunate results from plastic surgery, and we try to fix them.
12:57I had a patient who have fillers done, and they put plumbing material, concrete, in her face.
13:02So I opened her up and literally sawed out the concrete.
13:06Wow.
13:07Well, who would you like to cut out of the show, Dr. Dubrow?
13:10He's just too good looking and too smart, so Jason's got to go.
13:14There's a theme running here.
13:16I see how you are.
13:17Jason was the strongest link statistically in this last round.
13:21Are you not entertained?
13:23Jason.
13:23Yes, ma'am.
13:24Now you're on Grey's Anatomy.
13:25Yes.
13:26Which has been on television for 79 years.
13:29Give or take.
13:30How long have you been on Grey's Anatomy?
13:31I first appeared on the show 15 years ago, and Shonda Rhimes, she didn't kill me off.
13:37Yeah, oh, that's good.
13:38Who would you like to get rid of?
13:40Said Dr. Dubrow.
13:41The Kendrick Lamar thing hurt my heart.
13:42Holding it against him for not knowing about these rap battles.
13:46Well, he's saving lives and changing lives, right?
13:49Whatever.
13:50Let's talk to who was statistically the weakest link in that round.
13:55Cal, you knew it.
13:56I knew it.
13:57I felt it.
13:58You took a sabbatical to do what?
14:00I took a two-year sabbatical about 15 years ago to work in the White House.
14:04Obama White House, yeah.
14:05Yeah, I don't know how impressive that is when you can't get the primary colors right.
14:08That was a surprising one, Cal.
14:10You also looked shell-shocked, too.
14:11You were green.
14:14Well, now it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
14:19Jason.
14:26Jason.
14:28Dr. Dubrow.
14:30Sorry.
14:31Jason.
14:34Tori.
14:35I love you so much.
14:37Do you, though?
14:39Dr. Dubrow.
14:43Jason.
14:44What did I do to you?
14:46You were too good.
14:47Jason, who's been on Grey's Anatomy for 15 years.
14:51You only lasted on this show for 15 minutes.
14:55With four votes, you're the weakest link.
14:58Goodbye.
14:59Bye, Jason.
15:00You were just too good, Jason.
15:02Jason.
15:03Jason.
15:05All of you.
15:05First hell, then me.
15:08He has been sexiest men alive.
15:10I haven't.
15:11So I'm like, why you coming for me just because of what mama and daddy did it.
15:14You know what I mean?
15:14You know what I mean?
15:14You know what I mean?
15:15You know what I mean?
15:16You know what I mean?
15:17You know what I mean?
15:20You know what I mean?
15:22Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
15:29Well, tonight we're paging TV doctors to the weakest link.
15:34I'm going to give you a chance to bulk up your bank and add $75,000 to your previously banked $10,000.
15:41Another 10 seconds are coming off the clock, and we normally start with the strongest link from the last round, but you voted him off, you cowards.
15:50Dr. Will, as the second strongest link, you will go first.
15:53Let's play The Weakest Link.
15:56Start the clock.
16:00Dr. Will, in their 2024 film, Deadpool trades snark and blows with what clawed X-Men character?
16:08Wolverine.
16:09Correct.
16:10Tori, roughly 4% of adults have ADHD.
16:14What's the capital of England?
16:16London.
16:17What?
16:17Correct.
16:18Dr. Dubrow, what M-word is an exam that is given about halfway through a semester?
16:24Midterms.
16:24Correct.
16:25Cal.
16:25Fake.
16:26A human pregnancy is made up of how many trimesters?
16:30Three.
16:30Correct.
16:31Dr. Sandra.
16:32True or false, the rapper Cardi B has a younger sister named Cardi O.
16:37False.
16:38Correct.
16:39Brian.
16:40On your screen, a physician might find it odd or even weird that this character's name is Dr. What?
16:50Strange?
16:51That is correct.
16:53Dr. Will.
16:53Patty Davis, who posed naked in Playboy magazine, was the daughter of what former president?
17:00Ronald Reagan.
17:01That is correct.
17:02Tori.
17:03Thanks.
17:03What artist's 1938 work, Self-Portrait with Monkey, was commissioned by the president of New York's Museum of Modern Art?
17:11With Monkey?
17:14That's my answer.
17:15That is incorrect.
17:16Three to call it.
17:17Dr. Dubrow, oxymoron or complete idiom?
17:22Which are you if you're a jumbo shrimp?
17:24Oxymoron.
17:25That is correct.
17:25Cal.
17:26Fake.
17:26Who sang Bad Romance, then won a 2025 Razzie for her bad performance in the sequel to Joker?
17:33Lady Gaga.
17:34That is correct.
17:35Dr. Sandra.
17:36Surgeons should know the expression, a stitch in time saves how many?
17:41A stitch in time saves a line.
17:46Nine.
17:47Nine.
17:48Ryan, Hawk or Tua, the starting quarterback for the 2024 Miami Dolphins, has what first name?
18:01Hawk.
18:02Nope, Tua.
18:03Dr. Will, on your screen, what biblical figure...
18:09Time is up.
18:11I can't complete the question, but the answer was...
18:14Burning Bush?
18:14Joshua.
18:15Oh.
18:15I offered you a robust $75,000, and you banked a frail $10,500.
18:22That brings your total bank to $20,500.
18:27That money is going through to the next round, but one of you is going home to rest and drink plenty of fluids.
18:35Who should be a proctologist because they're a pain in my butt?
18:39It's time to vote off the weakest link.
18:45The doctors seem to have found their financial footing.
18:49However, their voting has been anything but a routine procedure.
18:53In the last round, Cal should have been excised.
18:56Instead, the team discharged Jason, their strongest link.
19:00This time, Cal is the strongest link.
19:03The weakest link is Dr. Pimple Popper.
19:05Is she about to be squeezed out of here?
19:08The voting is complete.
19:10Dr. Sandra, I come from a long line of popaholics, and we have the scars, literally, to show it.
19:20What is the biggest pimple you've ever popped?
19:22I mean, I had one that guy's knee that was probably, like, bigger than the buzzer, filled with cottage cheese.
19:28We had to use this literal spoon to spoon out the contents.
19:31What would you like to pop on out of here?
19:35You like what I did with that?
19:36Well done.
19:36Well done.
19:37Yeah.
19:39I voted for Cal.
19:41I did well this last round.
19:43Actually, Cal was the strongest link.
19:46This round.
19:46Oh, just this round.
19:47Obviously not.
19:48Cal, so you're famous for something other than being a doctor, of course.
19:52You're famous for stoner movies.
19:54I am.
19:54So, like, 20 years ago, we did the first of a series of three called Harold and Camargo to White Castle.
19:59Yep, that's the guy.
20:01You're standing next to him.
20:02I still get offered weed, like, when you walk down the street.
20:06So, Cal, who do you want to get rid of?
20:09So, I was now going to try to play the strategy that it seems everybody else was playing and go with the strongest, so I chose Dr. Will.
20:17Dr. Will.
20:18You won Big Brother.
20:19Not my crowning achievement in life, but yes.
20:21Yeah.
20:22And what kind of a doctor are you?
20:23I'm a dermatologist.
20:24You're a dermatologist.
20:25Yeah, I'm the chief medical officer at LaserWay.
20:27We do more tattoo removal than anyone in the world.
20:29Tell us a weird one.
20:30The strangest tattoo I've ever seen is a smiley face on the glanced penis.
20:36Oh.
20:37What is that?
20:38What's a glanced penis?
20:39It's painful is what it is.
20:41Well, kids, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
20:51Dr. Will.
20:54Cal.
20:55Cal.
20:57Dr. Will.
21:00Cal.
21:03Dr. Sandra.
21:06Cal.
21:06Cal.
21:10Cal.
21:11Let me just say.
21:12Yeah, go ahead.
21:13Before you send me off.
21:14Yes.
21:15That I, too, was in People's Sexiest Men Alive issue for several years.
21:20You were?
21:21Yeah, I kept my mouth shut because he was on his way out.
21:23Yeah.
21:25All right, Cal.
21:26We went from the TV show House to the White House and now to the outhouse.
21:32With three votes, you are the weakest link.
21:35Goodbye.
21:35Good luck to everybody.
21:37Bye.
21:37Take care.
21:38Bye, bye, bye.
21:38Bye.
21:39Bye.
21:39I just want to clarify.
21:41These are all medical doctors who voted me off.
21:43None of the talented actors.
21:45Oh.
21:46Into the void with you.
21:48The medical doctors, I think, were maybe threatened by the wit and charm of the TV doctors who
21:54were out there.
21:56Well, tonight has been just what the doctor ordered.
21:59Dr. Kevorkian, because you're dying up here.
22:04Still, I'm going to offer you $100,000 this round for running the chain.
22:10Ten more seconds are coming off the clock.
22:12And we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, but you voted him off again.
22:18So now we'll start with the second strongest link, Dr. Dubrow.
22:22Let's play the weakest link.
22:27Start the clock.
22:29Dr. Dubrow, I'm sure nepotism had nothing to do with Bronny James getting drafted by what
22:35NBA team?
22:37Lakers.
22:37Correct.
22:38Dr. Sandra, on your screen.
22:40This is a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon of what fat, lazy cartoon cat?
22:46Garfield.
22:46Correct.
22:47Brian, 100 contestants are experts in subjects like recess and smoothies on what Fox game
22:54show hosted by Rob Lowe?
22:56Uh, are you smarter than a five-year-old?
22:58Nope.
22:58No.
22:58The floor.
22:59That one.
23:00Dr. Will, if someone is trying to convince you of something you already believe, they're
23:04said to be preaching to the what?
23:06Choir.
23:06That is correct.
23:08Tori.
23:08Bank.
23:08Doctor or lawyer, who is more likely to be called an ambulance chaser?
23:14Lawyer.
23:15Correct.
23:16Dr. Dubrow, what Central American country shares borders with both Colombia and Costa Rica?
23:25Venezuela.
23:26Nope.
23:26Panama.
23:27Dr. Sandra, what A-word is the active ingredient in regular strength Tylenol?
23:33Acetaminophen.
23:34Correct.
23:34Ryan, how many coins are in a $10 roll of quarters?
23:40Forty.
23:41Correct.
23:42Dr. Will, on your screen, named for the doctor that created them, what brand of shoes are
23:47seen here?
23:49Doc Martens.
23:50That is correct.
23:51Tori.
23:51Bank.
23:52Bank.
23:52When insecure celebrities check their IMDB credits, they're visiting the internet movie
23:58what?
23:59Database.
23:59That is correct.
24:00Dr. Dubrow, what S-word is a setting to randomize your playlist or what you do to cards
24:07before dealing them?
24:08Um, you scramble.
24:16Nope.
24:17Jumble.
24:18Jumble.
24:20Time is up.
24:21Well, it's too bad the nurses aren't here tonight to do most of the work for half the
24:26credit, because out of a $100,000 blood draw, you banked an anemic $12,500.
24:33That brings your total bank to $33,000.
24:37That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
24:43Who's about to hear me say, this won't hurt a bit?
24:45It's time to vote off the weakest link.
24:53Our TV doctors have banked five figures in consecutive rounds.
24:58Interestingly, they've also voted out the strongest link in consecutive rounds.
25:02And in this round, the strongest link was Tori, who nailed both of her questions and banked
25:08$10,000 for the team.
25:09Statistically, the weakest link was Dr. Dubrow, who scrambled to come up with answers.
25:14You could cut the hypertension with a knife.
25:17Who won't make the cut?
25:19The voting is complete.
25:22Dr. Dubrow, tell us about your lovely wife.
25:25So, my wife, Heather Dubrow, she's one of the housewives on The Real Housewives of Orange
25:30County.
25:30Lovely.
25:31Who would you like to vote off?
25:33As much as I think this individual is awesome...
25:37Get to it, please.
25:38Ryan.
25:38I thought you might say Ryan.
25:40I gotta ask you guys something here.
25:42First, you voted off Hill with an H. And then Jason with a J. And then Cal with a K. And
25:52we know that Dr. Dubrow voted for Ryan.
25:55So, I'm wondering if the real doctors here, Dr. Dubrow, Dr. Sandra, and Dr. Will got together
26:01before this show and decided to vote off in alphabetical order.
26:06What?
26:06We would tell you, but we'd be violating privacy laws, so...
26:11Ryan, I think this might be a setup.
26:13It's not looking good.
26:14We'll see what happens, Tori with a T.
26:18It's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
26:26Dr. Dubrow.
26:30Ryan.
26:33Ryan.
26:34Ryan.
26:36Dr. Dubrow.
26:39Dr. Dubrow.
26:40Just kidding.
26:40Ryan.
26:41The fake out.
26:45Fire.
26:46Well, Ryan, it's too bad your name isn't Zach.
26:51With three votes, you are the weakest link.
26:55Goodbye.
26:56These guys were in cahoots.
26:57Bye.
26:58We love you.
26:58Win big.
26:59Oh, man.
27:00I knew all those doctors were united.
27:02One by one, they're taking these actors out.
27:05This is very intimidating.
27:07Tori, be careful.
27:08They're gunning for you.
27:17Welcome back to Celebrity Pinkus Link.
27:19Well, we've got a team full of TV doctors, and like a patient who forgot they were wearing
27:25a hospital gown, a lot of you are showing your butt tonight.
27:29You've made $33,000 so far, and in this round, I'm offering a breezy quarter million bucks
27:36if you can run the chain.
27:38We're taking another 10 seconds off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from
27:42the last round, and that's Tori.
27:44Stop.
27:45Come on.
27:46Let's play The Weakest Link.
27:50Start the clock.
27:52Tori, if you've got a tee time of 6.45 a.m., you're getting up stupidly early to play
27:58what game?
27:59Golf.
28:00That's correct.
28:01Dr. Dubrow.
28:02Timothy Chalamet worked with a harmonica coach for five years to play what singer in
28:06a complete unknown?
28:07Dylan.
28:08Correct.
28:09Dr. Sandra, nearsighted or farsighted, which are you if you have trouble seeing objects
28:14up close?
28:15Farsighted.
28:16Correct.
28:16Dr. Will.
28:17After Pat Sajak retired from the show, who decided to give hosting Wheel of Fortune a
28:22spin?
28:23Ryan Seacrest.
28:24That's correct.
28:25Tori.
28:25Thanks.
28:25If the symbol on your screen appears on your clothing tag, it means you should not do what?
28:33Do not iron it.
28:35Nope.
28:36Bleach.
28:36Dr. Dubrow.
28:38From the Latin, meaning I shall please, a fake medication that actually has no effect
28:44is called what?
28:45Placebo.
28:45Correct.
28:46Dr. Sandra.
28:47The rumba is a dance that originated in which Caribbean nation?
28:52Bahamas.
28:52No.
28:53Cuba.
28:54Dr. Will.
28:54Well, known for his polo shirts, the fashion designer born Ralph Lifshitz changed his last
28:59name to what?
29:00Loren.
29:01Correct.
29:02Tori.
29:02True or false?
29:04Dr. Pepper was created by doctors as an antiseptic.
29:07True.
29:08False.
29:08Dr. Dubrow, what shuttered investment bank has the distinction of filing for the largest
29:14bankruptcy in U.S. history?
29:16Lehman Brothers.
29:16That is correct.
29:17Dr. Sandra, on your screen, Irish hurling and Scottish shinty are forerunners of what modern-day
29:23Olympic sport seen here?
29:25Man.
29:28Rugby.
29:28Nope, field hockey.
29:30Dr. Will, in 1947, time's up.
29:36I can't complete the question.
29:38FYI, the answer was Ferrari.
29:41Well, this is a tough pill to swallow.
29:44Out of a possible quarter million bucks, you banked $25,000.
29:49That brings your total bank to $58,000.
29:53That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
29:57Who should have asked their doctor if weakest link is right for them?
30:03It's time to vote off the weakest link.
30:09Ouch.
30:10These doctors just billed us for $25,000, thanks to Tori, who banked it all herself.
30:17But the strongest link is Dr. Dubrow, whose perfect 3-0 performance took him from weakest
30:22to strongest link.
30:23The weakest link was Dr. Sandra.
30:26Although the weakest link has yet to be voted out, is Tori's game on the verge of flatlining?
30:32The voting is complete.
30:34Hey, Tori, are you feeling safe right now?
30:38No.
30:38No, I wouldn't if I were you.
30:40You played on a Stevie Nicks album.
30:44Wow.
30:44I did.
30:44I played the violin.
30:45That's amazing.
30:46Stevie is a best friend of my mom.
30:48Ah.
30:49We so lovingly call her fairy godmother.
30:52Aren't you lucky to have Stevie Nicks as your fairy godmother?
30:57My God.
30:58Which evil doctor did you decide to vote off?
31:01Dr. Will.
31:02Mmm.
31:03He kept getting too many answers right.
31:04He did.
31:04And it was really irritating me.
31:06Dr. Will, you have not missed a question all game.
31:09You wear it humbly, too.
31:11That's true.
31:13Tori here, of course, is the last civilian non-doctor.
31:16If you're getting rid of Tori, what happens after this?
31:19We'll have to see who's the weakest link.
31:21Well, America, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
31:29Dr. Will.
31:33Tori.
31:36Tori.
31:40Tori.
31:44I get it.
31:45I'm not a doctor, okay?
31:46Way to rub it in, guys.
31:47Tori, three out of three doctors have recommended you leave the show.
31:52With three votes, you are the weakest link.
31:55Goodbye.
31:57Goodbye, everybody.
31:58Dr. Dubrow was coming for us for sure.
32:01Respect, respect.
32:03Good luck, everyone.
32:05She's very nice.
32:06They looked really sorry, and I'm like, no, you're not.
32:09You knew this was coming.
32:17Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link, TV Doctors.
32:23Now, team, you've managed to bank $58,000, and this round will be the last time that you
32:29can add to that total.
32:31So let's make it a clean half a million bucks if you can run the chain.
32:35Another 10 seconds will come off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from
32:40the last round.
32:41That's Dr. D. Let's play The Weakest Link.
32:47Start the clock.
32:50Dr. Dubrow, after more than 50 years, what airline scrapped its bags fly free policy in
32:562025?
32:57Delta.
32:58Nope, Southwest.
32:59Dr. Sandra, as any lonely teenage boy can tell you, carpal tunnel is caused by a compressed
33:06nerve in what joint?
33:07In your wrist.
33:08Correct.
33:09Dr. Will, what Hockey Hall of Famer was known for saying, you miss 100% of the shots you
33:14don't take?
33:15Wayne Gretzky.
33:16That is correct.
33:17Dr. Dubrow, Oscar winner Taika Waititi takes pride in his Maori heritage as a native of what
33:24nation?
33:26Zimbabwe.
33:27No, New Zealand.
33:28Dr. Sandra, what short-lived TV series about trying to make a Marilyn Monroe musical became
33:34an actual Broadway musical in 2025?
33:36Sunset Boulevard?
33:38No, smash.
33:40Dr. Will, the international airport serving Baltimore and Washington is named for what
33:45groundbreaking Supreme Court justice and civil rights figure?
33:50Ginsburg.
33:50Nope, Thurgood Marshall.
33:53Dr. Dubrow, how many months are in a decade?
33:57120.
33:58Correct.
33:59Dr. Sandra, formerly called the Zaire, what African river is the deepest in the world?
34:05Uh, Denial.
34:06No, Congo.
34:08Dr. Will, what noisy brand of fastener gets its name from the French words velour and crochet?
34:14Okay.
34:18Zoncro.
34:18Correct.
34:19Dr. Dubrow, what classic Ridley Scott movie?
34:25Alien.
34:26Oh.
34:26I cannot complete the question, but the answer was alien.
34:30Oof.
34:31Well, I prescribed a course of half a million dollars, and you took two of them and flushed
34:37the rest down the can, banking just $2,500.
34:41But that brings your final bank to $60,500.
34:45That money will go through to the next round.
34:47But one of you three real doctors will not.
34:52Who puts the ER in loser?
34:56It's time to cast your final vote for the weakest link.
35:03In this final, most lucrative round, our doctors couldn't bank more than our copayment.
35:09Who would have thought that with only real doctors left, they'd stop getting any questions
35:13right?
35:13The strongest link was Dr. Will.
35:17The weakest link, statistically, was Dr. Dubrow.
35:20These med school graduates have aimed pretty low to vote off the competition.
35:24What's next?
35:25Flipping tables and throwing glasses of wine?
35:28The voting is complete.
35:32You voted off all the fake doctors.
35:35Will the real conspirator who came up with this plan raise their hand?
35:40Well, first of all, I want to congratulate you on figuring out that alphabet thing.
35:48It's good to know you passed the field sobriety test.
35:50Oh, that was so clever, though.
35:53Well, now that you've gotten rid of all the fake doctors, who are you going to get rid of?
35:58Well, he is just too smart and too good looking.
36:02So, Dr. Will's got to go.
36:04Okay.
36:05Did you miss any questions in this last one?
36:07Missed one.
36:07You missed one, so that was your first.
36:09Just for fun, who do you want to get rid of?
36:11With a different area of specialization, Dr. Dubrow.
36:15I want to keep Dr. Lee.
36:17Okay.
36:18All right.
36:19Doctors, you've banked and bullied your way to $60,500.
36:24Now, only two of you doctors will be doing rounds in the finale, and one of you is about
36:31to find out we no longer take your insurance.
36:35Let's see who you decide it is the weakest link.
36:42Dr. Will.
36:47Dr. Will.
36:51Dr. Dubrow.
36:52Dr. Dubrow.
36:54When it comes to going to the final round, Dr. Will won't.
37:02With two votes, you're the weakest link.
37:05Goodbye.
37:06Good luck, everyone.
37:07You've won too many game shows.
37:08Yeah.
37:09Sacrificial lambs.
37:11I was getting most of the questions right, and I thought that Dr. Sandra was going to respect
37:14the Dermatology Alliance.
37:16Tough to be you.
37:17People know your M.O.
37:19Some people will stab you in the back.
37:20Dr. Sandra will stab you in the front.
37:24Welcome back to Celebrity Weekest Link.
37:35After a battery of tests, Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Sandra have claimed their spot in the finals,
37:42where one of them is about to win $60,500 for their charity, and the other goes home with
37:50nothing.
37:51Dr. Dubrow, what charity are you playing for?
37:54The Trevor Project.
37:55Dr. Sandra?
37:56Make-A-Wish Foundation.
37:57Both very worthy causes.
37:59Well, I've got five questions for each of you.
38:02No voting, no chain making, no banking.
38:05Just $60,500 for the one who gives me the most correct answers.
38:09The strongest link from the last round was Dr. Will, but of course, you voted him out.
38:15The second strongest link is Dr. Sandra.
38:19Do you want to go first, or do you want Dr. Dubrow to go first?
38:21I think I'm going to go first.
38:23All right.
38:23Let's play The Weakest Link.
38:28Dr. Sandra?
38:29What is the only Major League Baseball team based in Canada?
38:37Um, I'm just going to go out there.
38:42Toronto Raptors.
38:44The correct answer is Toronto Blue Jays.
38:48At least I knew it was Toronto.
38:50Dr. Dubrow, here's your first question.
38:52Female black widows are known to have a marking on their abdomens shaped like what timepiece?
39:01Timepiece.
39:02Well, it's either a watch or it's a...
39:05What's that thing you turn upside down?
39:08Um, I'm going to say wristwatch.
39:13The correct answer is hourglass.
39:17Hourglass.
39:18Dr. Sandra.
39:19Originating in Europe, what official state dance of Wisconsin is often accompanied by
39:27the accordion?
39:28Official dance of Wisconsin that has the accordion.
39:33Um, it's going to be a jig.
39:38The correct answer is polka.
39:41Oh, duh.
39:42You were in the neighborhood.
39:44Nobody's on the board.
39:45Dr. Dubrow, first sold in 1953, what brand of miniature cars was named for the small
39:52container they originally came in?
39:55Small car, 1953.
39:58The container.
40:01Um, I'm going to say Mini Cooper.
40:03The correct answer is Matchbox.
40:07Oh.
40:07Looks like I may need to break out the defibrillators.
40:11Dr. Sandra, what South Korean company that began as a grocery trading store introduced
40:18its first cell phone in 1988?
40:22Samsung.
40:24The correct answer is Samsung.
40:27You are on the board.
40:28Dr. Dubrow, who was the only former first lady to attend her son's inauguration as president
40:36of the United States?
40:40Bush.
40:41The correct answer is Barbara Bush.
40:43Well, thank you very much.
40:44There you go.
40:45You're on the board.
40:45All right.
40:46Dr. Sandra.
40:47What department store chain was named for one of its founders and the street of its original
40:54New York location?
40:56Um, I feel like the famous one is Bloomingdale's because it's got the parade and everything.
41:05I'm going to go Bloomingdale's.
41:08The correct answer is Saks Fifth Avenue.
41:12Oh, come on.
41:13And you also said Bloomingdale's has the parade.
41:16No, they don't.
41:17Macy's has the parade.
41:18Oh, dang it.
41:19Okay.
41:20Dr. Dubrow.
41:20In medicine, renal dialysis replaces the function of what blood-filtering organ?
41:28Oh, kidney.
41:30The correct answer is kidney.
41:32I mean...
41:34Luck of the draw.
41:35Dr. Sandra, if you do not answer this correctly, there's our champion, Dr. Dubrow, right there.
41:42It'll be easy.
41:42Star Wars episodes, one through nine, all begin with what four words preceding the opening
41:50crawl?
41:51Once upon a time.
41:54The correct answer...
41:57is a long time ago.
42:02Dr. Dubrow, congratulations.
42:04You are tonight's strongest link.
42:05And you leave here with $60,500.
42:10How does it feel to be the strongest one?
42:12It feels amazing because, first of all, it's for the Trevor Project, for Kids in Crisis,
42:17LGBTQ, so I love that.
42:19And, you know, despite you, it was still very enjoyable.
42:23That's good to know.
42:24I'm kidding.
42:24On you.
42:25I won the weakest link.
42:28You did?
42:28I won.
42:29I won.
42:30I didn't get the most questions right, but I was the most clever.
42:33That's my boy, most clever.
42:38Well, that's our show for tonight, America.
42:40So remember, you can absolutely challenge your doctor based on something you saw online.
42:46And feel free to list your psychic as your primary care physician.
42:51Just don't be the weakest link.
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